THE SHEER VOLUME OF SHAPES IN THIS BITCH editionprev >>219744652
Did you have a lovely day today zoom zoom
Ugh, fine. I guess you are my little ZogChamp
>>219747288niggas be wilin out at da shape store
currently craving deep fried like a mf, brothers
>>219747305i only like jewess with massive noses
I only like women who look like princesses
>>219747315
I only like women who are educated
>>219747304It was kind of a crappy day because a girl I like ignored me but on the positive side I felt like I did really well on a big test I had, so I'd say I'm neutral overall.Going to make a move on the vaguely Hispanic/Filipina girl with the big horchata tomorrow, that's for damn sure.
I only like icelandic women
coomed to cumflation again award
>>219747337Like? I actually love that aesthetic as well but find it to be rare
>>219747346Ok make sure you're a gentleman
>>219747371Well I don't look a thing a Jesus, so I've got to talk like a gentleman
28 years an incel
i thought blonde blue eyed/northern european women literally losing composure over spanish/italian men was a meme but it's actually true
>>219747389you can only count from puberty at the earliest you weirdo
>>219747304I was at the library and saw lots of children
>>219747407..........
>>219747402Incels are born, you either are or never were
>>219747407You ought to stop by The Shape Store™ if you want to regress to a childlike state surrounded by other mental children, it sounds like you're slipping into darkness
>>219747416so if a baby doesn't have sex it's an incel? clown logic
The swamp ass situation is crazy
>>219747424Yes assuming it never have sex for the rest of its life
>>219747424It doesn't know it's an incel yet like how some trans kids don't know they're the wrong gender
>>219747070VGH the Tatar yoke…
now, should I buy a 20 pk and 2 tall boys tomorrow, or go in on a pitcher and day drink at the bar
>>219747443>you will never have a Tatarette sit on your facewhy even live
>>219747438
>>219747466I'm going to a bar tomorrow so you should do that!
>>219747478but are you going to MY bar
>>219747443>>219747473I used to talk to this Tatar girl from interpals everyday until she went to some weird Russian youth academy for talented young adults and met some guy and fell in love and stopped texting me
I'm cooked. Can't do another year of my runtish life
>>219747477You can't tell a baby is an incel but it's our determined, if a baby dies until it can become a full grown incel you can't know but if there is an incel there was an incel baby
>>219747473Never say never
>>219747486>she went to some weird Russian youth academy for talented young adults and met some guy and fell in loveCheck again, that dude might be dead these days
Damn /cum/ threads were flying by today
>>219747503you're assigning a value after it rather than before
>>219747516No they fled to Kyrgyzstan when the war started
>>219747500>webmLOL I saw a news story about someone getting charged with something for leaving behind his gf on a hike. I wonder if that’s what it was
>>219747522It's pre determined in the womb, like genetic illness
>>219747524>they fled to KyrgyzstanGood choice, it's probably the most gorgeous part of Central Asia
>>219747486>and met some guy and fell in love and stopped texting meYou were just a beta orbiter, once she no longer needed you the contact ended. It's a tale as old as time.
What restaurant should I visit in town tomorrow after the book store
>>219747609A good sandwich shop
There's always a Brazilian begging for attention on the log
>>219747609A place where you can get a steak and kidney pie with a pint
>>219747625>kidneyEwww
>>219747617Nigga I could make a sandwich at home
>>219747525>>219747500What do you even charge someone with for something like that?
>>219747304can you flirt with me instead
Nothing is in our control but somethings are environment, coincidence, somethings are pre determined
Love being nude under the sheets
>>219747634>What do you even charge someone with for something like thatGross negligence, potentially attempted murder
>>219747621here you go
Crumb withheld
>For the first time in a little over 100 years, the majority of baby boys in the US are now uncircumcised!
Hi fellers
>>219747627They taste like beans
>>219747659https://youtu.be/BqnG_Ei35JE?si=1Xqq9B-fbrVy9yuj
>>219747650>"Oops, I got lost."Case closed
>>219747668I WILL finally watch this over spring break
>>219747668hola senor
>>219747667based, xtianity is dying
>>219747669Hahahaha
WHERE’S THE RAZA
Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller
>>219747679it was free on tubi last month>>219747681hola
Kobeni toes in my mouth
I know there's a w*m*n here somewhere
>>219747477Show tits whore or gtfo
>>219747697I never read CSM, why is she always sweaty? Bitch looks like she stood directly above a fryer for 8 hours.
awimbawe awimbowe awimbowe
>>219747707This site is at least 15% to 20% women, believe it or now
>>219747710go away mr lum
>>219747667Because they are all hispanic
Everything that you are, your whole life is really just an interaction between those environment and pre determined things, I'd say being an incel is 90 percent pre determined but the thing is that it varies person to person, the thing is that if you aren't a pre determined incel you never were one in the first place, at any moment things could change and pre determined you would take advantage, a fakecel so to speak
>>219747712>I never read CSM, why is she always sweaty?vigorous sex with me
>>219747717I'm not lum
>An*me
>>219747722Okay thanks Mr philosopher
>>219747634In the case I was talking about, he got hit with “gross negligent manslaughter.”https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0k1xkllknmoIt seems like he may not have been charged with anything had he made more of an effort to get help in a timely manner; that seems to be the main place where the negligence comes in.
>>219747720
THE PHILOSOPHERYOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL
>>219747723I heard her head was insanely sloppy, the sloppiest even>>219747715>This site is at least 15% to 20% womenFor /int/ and some of the art boards maybe, but I doubt it for /tv/ or other bigger boards. I've encountered ~5 actual women in my time here.
>never cursed
>>219747682Christians don’t circumcise albeit
>>219747715Bitches aren't allowed on /cum/ if you got a vajina then you need to show us your goods or you need to leave, dumb whores worsening this site every day
>Dogberg didn't shit inside this time*doesn't start singing yeah yeah yeeeaaaah*
>>219747715Those women have penises.
Had a gay dream last night :/
>>219747634>>219747525coz she died kek
Chat, m'dih li
>>219747771FAGGOT!!
Alysa Liu facesitting
>>219747771the twink at my job hasn't been in the past 3 weeks.
>>219747634>>219747738Also he appears to have been considered to have a greater degree of responsibility in taking care of her on account of being a highly experienced mountain climber, while she had no idea what she was doing. There would presumably be less of an expectation of responsibility and possible negligence if they were at a peer level of skill, be it both novices or both experienced.
>>219747715Literally how they get that data in the first place? By gender data from registered pass emails? Then it's really closer to 0
just burped
>>219747500diss webm anudda insight to internetso many youtube channelsbitches like herdoing shid like diss talking ti the camerautter narcissistic nonsensediss is where society at innitunbogglable
I'd rather a woman step on my face than sit on it
Alysa Liu sweaty armpit smothering
>>219747794Raccoon o algo
>>219747794Right after her Olympic routine, I presume…
A teenage rush;she said, "Ain't we all just runaways? We got time"But that ain't much...WE CAN'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIT 'TIL TOMORROW!YOU GOTTA KNOW THAT THIS IS REAL, BABYWHY YOU WANNA FIGHT IT?IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN CHOOSE, OH-Oh-oh!
>>219747805>boring hard feetVs>soft pillowy buttcheeks and wet meaty vaginaYou are gay!
did someone say AMINE?
>>219747795He's at my place
>>219747805
Can't stand people who are different from myselfCan't stand people who are similar to myselfDamn people suck other than myself
>>219747641what about quantum physics
>>219747819>shitty asscrack plus the most revolting area of a human body
heres the oroblem wiv the breadbergso many people fink their life matter or summatlike you need to get summat out of itlike life is um kinda fing ti do as it werebut its meaninglesseverywun diesabout 20 billion cretins out the window ye who you dont relly give a shidd aboutyet people put life on a pedestal like sum serious finserious fing to doto achieveto be "happy"have funwhatlike chill outjust relaxthen its all betternibba we all die and it overjust enjoy the rideits meaningless innitlike evem if you did some shidd its like no wun gives a fuggso just dilate the asshole ye?
>>219747846Soap and showers exist
I wanted to reheat some leftover pizza in the air fryer, but part of the air fryer is in the dishwasher that’s running, so I’m in the middle of waiting about 40 minutes for my pizza.
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>>219747846I don't understand how "straight" men can think vaginas are revolting
>>219747809not diss bitch agen>>219747818why do i recogniz e dissohitsthe killers kek
Pretty sure air fryer get all kinds of weird stuff into your food. Don't trust itI don't see how it's any more convenient than throwing something in a toaster oven
>>219747857
>>219747859AI garbage
>>219747859Is this real?
>>219747851even if you think life is meaningless you're gonna get your shit rocked and stolen from you by people who believe in something and are drivenit's the will to power
>>219747837Negligible
>>219747872Kek, no
>>219747872no
>>219747857nibba just microwave dat shidd>>219747859rancis vapidizated bitch
Is fate strange fake worth watching?
Can I filter flags on mobile
>>219747878Is it though?
>>219747857fuck is an air fryer, dumb zoomer? throw that shit on a piece of tinfoil and put it in the oven.
>>219747872yes
>>219747861I have to imagine it’s an incel thing. I’ve always liked them, but if nothing else, one imagines the Pavlovian conditioning from sex would make you like pussy by associating it with orgasms.
>>219747872>tricked a horny jeetkek, it literally says "Hilano-Cortina" on the medal
>>219747872I took the picture yes it's real
>toaster oven
I guess it looks okay if it hasn't been broken into yet
>>219747886FUCK no
>>219747906What's wrong with that?They are good for melting slices of cheese on bread and toasting it at the same time
>>219747873I AM THE WUN WHO KNOCKS
GAY LUIGISPAGHETTI
>>219747895this dude can't read a capital m bruh
>>219747868It’s basically just a toaster oven with convection, which cooks things a little differently (better, in most cases)
The Killers are the ultimate White American band of all time and we like that
>>219747912wat we use the grill for innit
It will be out when it's out and we like that
>>219747908Is it that bad?
>>219747934nope.
>>219747934Are you forgetting The Doors
>I can hear you listening to Made in Japan by Buck Owens in there, I bet it smells like fuck too.
>>219747942Toaster ovens are small countertop broilers (“grills” in the UK). Air fryers are small countertop convection ovens. It’s just scaling things down because no one has a large family and is cooking for 8 anymore, which is what a full sized oven is scaled for
umm hello ted nugent
Schizophrenia isn't an on and off thing, you carry the genes, you have the personality, the propensity, you are on the spectrum even if it never develops into a clinically recognized disorder
>>219747967>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN>*shitty guitar solo*>SHE GET HIIIIGH>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH>SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH>*shitty ten minute keyboard solo*>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK>*song ends*wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""
>>219747969How about Buck Angel
>>219747912Im British, in Britian we don't use ovens. Most houses still have designated small hand propelled fire pits
>>219747969Is that a family guy quote
>>219747987/mu/ cringe slop not funny
>>219747969
>>219747987corr love the doorswun of me best bandsi dont lissen to waiting for the sun enuff tho
>>219747928Don't trust it, probably gives you some weird type of ass cancer from the plastic in itI'll stick to baking
>>219747987Based meme Always funny
>>219747950Great work ethic
Thoughts on Israel?
>>219747934grim
>>219748019Hot women
>>219748012Mine had a metal interior like a regular oven. It’s just smaller, which means less time fucking around with the preheat
Veganism
>>219748008Say what you will but this guy wouldn't have been killed by cops
Rizzrael
>>219748032is gay
>>219748019Make Israel the Kingdom of Jerusalem Again hat
>>219747712>>219747723unforturnate acronym, looks like CSAM
Mexico's worst nightmare
>>219747964>>219747967I nominate them for their aesthetic and lyrical content, not necessarily the quality of their music. All of their stuff are epic, sweeping tales about White Americans in the West. Even when they sing about girls they almost always specify "blonde hair, blue eyes".And of course, Brandon Flowers himself is a prime specimen of a dying breed of American.
>>219748032Those calculators say I’m supposed to eat about 200g of protein per day, which is practically impossible to achieve with a whole foods vegan diet that doesn’t massively over-consume other macros like carbs. Although I have no desire to do so, I could probably achieve it with a lot of those vegan protein powders, but it turns out those are crazy for heavy metals contamination.
>>219748066https://youtu.be/VpNmOByqFOQ?
>>219748053lol
>>219748067they made the music video of one of their best songs about a Mexican guy cheating on his wife.
>>219748067killers lyrical content is awfulplusif he dat kinda american den why is nibba singing bout having boyfriends who look like girlfriends
>>219748092>about a Mexican guy cheating on his wife>misses the obvious great replacement/anti-miscegenation subtextYou have to go back
>>219748066Funny how old content takes on new meaning like that. I was watching The Wire recently, and there’s a scene where they go into an ICE office in like 2003. Totally innocuous at the time, but today they’ve become one of the top partisan wedge issues
>>219748099>singing bout having boyfriends who look like girlfriendsVegas
>>219748126You can tell it's ice ice baby because it has an extra "dum tiss"
>>219748126Banger alerthttps://youtu.be/z-3pi0qLntQ
LET ME SLEEP ALL NIGHT IN YOUR SOUL KITCHEN
>Johnny Rotten made a schizo song with an egregious panafricanist pedophile and it's one of the best club tracks of the 80shttps://youtu.be/JiY5hV-psxA?
I'm allosexual.
>>219748183So true
its permanently over tier over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px7LHI8D348
>>219748177I only know this song from the Sopranos lol
>>219748073>muh proteinJust have a potato with the lentil chili
Anyone else wanna get addicted to nicotine with me?
not a fan of lentils
>>219748249Try some india style lentil like dal makhani It's pretty good if made well
>try some [jeet food]
kek
>>219748225One full can of Amy’s Organic Lentil Soup contains 10g of protein, so I’d need to eat 20 cans per day to hit 200g/day
>>219748275You can make the [jeet food] yourself
>>219748235been there done that.
>>219748321I dont WANT [jeet food]
>>>/wsg/6104103which one of y'all is dis
>>219748307that's a lot of iron. Cant he just eat the lentils instead?
>>219748307>muh numbers
>>219748225>>219748307Also, while 20 cans of lentil soup would meet my protein requirements, it would provide 300% of my daily recommended fat, 420% of my daily fibre, and 1020% of my daily sodium
>>219748365Ew. No wonder people in africa are starving. I'd also refuse to eat this shit
>>219748365Jeff?
>>219748183sweet sweet can
>>219748381Brian_cranston_got_me.gif
>>219748338That's Timothee Chalamet nigga
men men men
>>219748394Is there a single actual Chad in the IDF or is it all fairies, whores, and Boomers
I don't understand why /cum/ thinks Anne Hathaway was a better cat woman than Michelle Pfeiffer she wasn't!!!
>>219748365Looks like poop
>>219748410Don’t forget the literal retards
>>219748430>I don't understand why /cum/ thinks Anne Hathaway was a better cat woman than Michelle PfeifferNobody fucking does, anyone that still thinks Hathaway is hot in the big '26 is a cuckold
I thought my can joke was funny, fuck you guys
>>219748378Ethiopian food is actually one of the best subsaharan cuisines. In Uganda, they eat mashed up bananas all day.
>>219748361Kekd
>>219748361>>219748458I didn’t process it as a joke because the food is literally high in iron as well. 20 cans would give you 440% of your recommended daily iron
>>219748286mah nigga kim is correctreal nigga real talk
>>219748460>In Uganda, they eat mashed up bananas all day.https://youtu.be/YO7M0Hx_1D8?
I'm a Liberal, but I think that we should slash spending on the elderly and use that money to get rid of all federal corporate taxes. Sometimes I feel like I'm only a centrist because my opinions all cancel each other out.
come mr taliban
>>219748509>we should slash spending on the elderly and use that money to get rid of all federal corporate taxesWhat else do you think the plan is for MAID big guy?
>>219748410You can say pic related. They're all those things but you can't deny that they've pulled off some amazing military operations since it's creation. It's just that they fill themselves with pride and start worshipping the golden calf before the smite of God is revealed
>>219748450corr wouldnt have mind seeing her in amateur allure film
The closest I've gotten to sex is paying a homeless woman $20 to grope her tits
>>219748552Wtf dude, have some self respect
>>219748552How do you get into a situation like this
>>219748552waste of $20 but then again i paid a homeless dude 1k to talk to me
>>219748534There is no plan for MAID, Trudeau just fucked up and the supreme court made it worse. Meanwhile, we give over $80,000,000,000 to old people every year, and most of them don't even need the money.
>>219748552
>>219748552Used to get blowjobs off a drug addicted prostitute with a young kid. She died before he was 10.
>>219748613Im sorry for your loss anon, mothers day must be hard on you
>>219748543>They're all those things but you can't deny that they've pulled off some amazing military operations since it's creationTheir special forces do pull off incredible stuff and are probably on par with us (or at least they were in Dayan and Yoni's time). Thing is they demographically evolved from being dominated by brilliant but ruthless Ashkenazis like Dayan, Sharon, and the Netnyahus to being dominated by a bunch of retarded desert schizos identical to the people the people they kill. Now they're exclusively powerful because of their air force and nooks and totally reliant on their planes while their ground forces have become a joke.
>>219748636you sure know a lot about kikes
>>219748636>demographically evolved from being dominated by brilliant but ruthless Ashkenazis like Dayan, Sharon, and the Netnyahus to being dominated by a bunch of retarded desert schizos identical to the people the people they kill.I feel the demographics of Israel were never going to work out long term. You can't just create a fake nation in the middle east with immigrants from everywhere and have that work out long term multiculturalism only works if you have a zealous national creed to homogenize people
>>219748648>you sure know a lot about kikesOf course I do, I'm an American goy after all.
>>219748636That's true. There is a general feeling like once the Ashkenazis pass it'll become a shithole with Mizrahis. Then the massive population shift to majority hasadic and arab palestine. There was an exchange between Barak and Epstein about this and how Barak as Putin if they could convert a million Slavs and other high IQ immigrants and change rabbinical law regarding converts >>219748648You need to be a knowledgemaxxed high IQ chud
>>219748533TALLY MAH BANANA
>>219748714>once the Ashkenazis pass it'll become a shithole with Mizrahis.So basically the same as the U.S with the spic invasion
>>219748740Yeah but particularly passing of the WASPsThe Aryan blood and Vrill is in danger
>>219748740I’d say it’s slightly different, given that the Mizrahim were already there, and many of the Ashkenazim moved there after winning WW2. You could compare it to certain Latinx countries in which the Spanish admixture is getting demographically overwhelmed by Indios over time.
>>219748669>multiculturalism only works if you have a zealous national creed to homogenize peopleThat's becoming a problem too. Pretty much all the secular, liberal, and in particularly socialist ethnic nationalist Ashkenazim that created Israel have been made completely irrelevant demographically and politically. Netanyahu himself is sort of the last stand for these types of "founding stock" Israeli Jews, while Mizrahi retards like Gvir are likely going to be the heirs of the country after Bibi gets out of the picture.And of course none of this mentions the fact that the Haredim will annihilate the country's economy and security later on given they're the ones who are propping up the birthrates.
Alysa Liu is a gay furry
so tired
>>219748851Is this true
>>219748824>Pretty much all the secular, liberal, and in particularly socialist ethnic nationalist Ashkenazim that created Israel have been made completely irrelevant demographicallyWhy has every cunt, particularly middle eastern ones, followed the same trajectory whereearly mid 20th century socialistic modernizers have now given way to racial and religious sectarianism?Seems like every middle eastern cunt went through a phase in the early to mid 20th century where the most prominent leaders were socialist and/or secularist modernizers: Ataturk in Turkey, Nasser in Egypt, etc
>>219748868no
>>219748889because socialism doesn't work
>>219748889>early mid 20th century socialistic modernizers have now given way to racial and religious sectarianism?For the Arabs it's due to the confluence of the CIA and Saudi Arabia doing Cold War shenanigans and the rise of Shia Islamism after the Islamic Revolution in Iran. Especially in the 80s you saw Islamism start to seriously threaten or influence these old Cold War regimes with Assad really being the only holdout as even Saddam started to drink the Islamist kool-aid after 1991 for security's sakes (though he never committed to it). In the case of Palestine Israel itself funded and backed Hamas by laundering money and weapons through Qatar in order to balkanize Palestine by splitting Gaza off from the PLO, who the more radical Zionists considered to be the real threat to dominating the region.For Israel, it's simply a matter of demographics as well as the unconditional backing subversion due to the subversion of the U.S feeding into the worst psychological traits of religious Jews.
>>219748868Yeah
>>219748889>try to do socialism>lumpenprole chud population explodes
Will you ever get to experience this?
paging short anon
it'd be better for billionaires to kill billions of people and live on the earth as demi-gods than for the earth to become a neo-feudal slum hive planet
>>219749003
>>219749014u finna tell dat nigga to fukkin GROW?!
LOL
There's a new latino guy at work and his name is Gohan Rodriguez. I'm not even fucking joking.
>>219749057ayo this nigga aaaaahhhhreadin books
>>219749113>Gohan RodriguezI knew a Mexican named Draven, as in the last name from the guy from The Crow.Idiocracy in real time.
>>219749113basadisimohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=817-Dwug3GM
>no you can't name your kids after cool characters from modern stories because.... you just can't! it needs to be the names of cool characters from ancient stories!
^
>>219749153Spoken like a true White man, Goku Beef Supreme Lopez
I'm in my sleepy arcI'm bedpilledreal REMsleepmaxxing hours
>>219748889>>219748952the nationalism of early 20th century with its emphasis on technocratic progressivism and faith in new modern values gave way to the ethnic and identitarian factionalism of the globalist and postmodern period which we are still living inIn the early 20th century it was like to progress a modern country needed to create this powerful engine of homogenization that would in the process inevitabily destroy and undermine traditional values. almost every significant world leader embraced the same program of modernization, but then it all backfired and now we're entering into an age in which people no longer identify with these universalizing ideologiesidk that's my abstract theory about it all
Yes, I'm an unhinged intactivist who thinks that circumcision should be criminalized. Yes, I'm uncircumcised. We exist.
I have become The Sandman bringer of Dreams
>>219749268Sweet dreams, Sandman!
>>219749249It is not enough to ban itAll mutilated penises must be restored
goodnight
>>219749043LOL
>>219749057only at miller grove
yo, fuck this nigga fr....
>>219749113LOL
>>219749057Books man, theres too many of em, soon as you do one they turn around and tell you you got to do three others
If you think you can turn an Indian person into a Japanese person by boiling them. Forget about it. Go down to my basement and ask the 17 Indians ive tried it on.
>>219749361Dear Strong Bad,How do you type with boxing gloves on?Crapfully yours,Anon
I just came bros
>>219749751Welcome
