Beaver edition
a wog by any other name
didn't think beavers could be babiesthat's cute
white man checking in
always wondered why jap wiki sites always tell you characters blood types, turns out that's like their version of astrology
>I'm partially Lithuanian so yea
Bristol stool chart sub edition post your numbers
>>219757802Rorke and leftypol
Mates catberg has proven himself utterly useless now that he has a mouse problem
just woke up, any updates on that unprovoked and unpopular war of aggression we are waging against innocent people defending their homelands at the behest of some hook-nosed usurious kike demons?
>>219757861my antibiotic shits from this morning aren't on here
>>219757861feels like an eternity since I last had a decent type 3
>>219757861Near constant 3 or 4 man myself. Occasional 6 or 7
>>219757861Any type 4 man in?
>>219757853seems like the sort of thing an insane slope faced gook monkey would be interested in
corrr that's the annual leave booked up: 3 random unrelated weeks in June, August and January during which I will be sitting about the house much like I do after work every day
Dubai government threatening to imprison the white girl poo eating 'gram influencer expats if they dare to mention the war
>>219757861just lain a slithering snake of a #4 looked like a massive bowl of soft serve icecream probably lost 2 pounds
if you can't trace your ancestry back to the north sea then you aint white
they usually tell me I look like shalissa
Thinking about what to wank to when I get home from the toilmine
>>219757886Iran are using cluster munitions against Tel Aviv which is apparently no longer a war crime and now "based"
>>219757916you book that shit a year in advance?
>>219757898Could reassemble the meal pre-chewed from the toilet eh
>>219757941he has to prostrate himself on the floor of toilbergs office to get it
mad to me how meds consider it normal to eat bread dipped in straight olive oil and that's considered a normal, if simple, meal. even if it's some kind of special infused oil it's still psychotic behaviour
>>219757855>VirginiaMost of those whites are our kin
linda mccartney sausage sarney down the hatch
>>219757802
Paul McCartney's sausage down the hatch
>>219757966this is how i feel about the existence of cheese
>>219757916All of my annual leave is spent abroad
>>219757966It lush lad sort yourself
just injected my arse with the new bigp00-b peptide
>>219757941It ticks over in March / April and they want that shit booked up early for some reason. Every line manager I've ever had has always had a massive headache over their toilslaves not booking holidays fast enough.
>>219757955
It's like that nowYou better go on and get the hump up out your back nowIt's about fo' or five cats off in my 'Lac nowWe just shoot game in the form of story raps now (Yeah)It's like that now, it's like that now
>>219757916they don't force you to have at least one two-week block?
*dips a weetabix in vegimite*
>>219758003that's crazy i just get bored of toil one day and book a week off with like 2 week notice
>>219757980Grapes and tangerines just as they would eat in the wild
Your plans for St. Patrick's day?
>>219758002mad how he was exposed as a nonce
>>219757861literally never do anything except a 3
2 rules for life:>Always be yourself>Always be happy Follow these rules and you can never go wrong!
>>219757992Fair enough mate that's definitely the play if you have the money + a bird or pals. I have neither so I just kick about at home, go on long walks and that.
>>219758003Then the people who dont book scream favouritism because they dont plan
Just booked the holibobs in Zimbabwe
>>219758027I decided I'm going to get very drunk this weekend so booked off Monday yesterday. Nice having a boss that doesn't give a shit.
>>219758039get rat arsed after Mass.
Got an itchy arse hole
>>219758066Mass effect do you mean? Or ass erect as some might refer to it.
Praying for ian Huntley
>>219758062>Zimbabwe Brother, you're right, you're rightYou're right, you're right, you're so rightWe gon' fight (we gon' fight), we'll have to fight (we gon' fight)
>>219758066patriot
the french are very rude
>>219758084good gimmick
>>219758066pretending to eat some old jews body and drink his blood are you
NANOMACHINES SON!
>>219758085The paedophile child rapist and serial killer?
>>219758002reminds me of the actors they get to play school boys in the JAVs about shagging your teacher where they're clearly like 40 year old men in a school uniform
how come men can never get a pair of jeans that actually fit properly
>>219758018Nah as far as I know that only happens in financial positions so they can detect any irregularities that only crop up when you're away for a decent bit. >>219758027The shittier and worse paid the job, the less respect you get in general. Holidays included. Well paid career people can take a day off no bother at short notice but if you're slaving away for min wage getting a day's holiday is like pulling teeth.
I'm a fat bastard who can't stick to a diet long enough, I can't resist food when my stomach is so empty
Want to get shittered bigly but am being a good boy no booze for the month haha x
Doing a sort of pulled pork thing burger job tonight. Wondering if I've got enough carrot to do a slaw but walking down stairs to the kitchen to find out is a large challenge.
>>219757886in my day muslim sympathizers like you would have been beaten into a coma
>>219757954My dick twitched
Mumberg is smoking weed and listening to red hot chili peppers
Mousey invested early in Spursrelegationcoin He's sitting on a cool £17m once he cashes out at William Hill
>>219758120pulled pork burgers are rank though
remember how youtube used to have downvotes, so one could somewhat get an idea of what others thought
>>219758039Gave up alcohol for lent so maybe I'll have a potato farl or something in honour of Patrick the welshman
>>219758120Just say you're having a wank no need for this bizarre song and dance
>>219758111I don't know the answer but none of my jeans fit, I'm supposedly about 32 waist in suits and they fit fine, if I buy 32 in jeans they're fucking tiny or massive. 30 don't fit, 34 is a joke. I don't know how to win.
>>219758112think it's mandatory for everyone heretakes the fun out of planning holidays espeially if you just want like a trip to somewhere not very big
>Keir Starmer suggested allowing the US to use the bases to carry out defensive strikes against Iranian targets at the meeting last Friday but was met with opposition from Ed Miliband, Rachel Reeves, Yvette Cooper and Shabana Mahmood, according to the Spectator, a report that was then picked up by several media outlets.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/06/leak-secret-uk-meeting-us-iran-david-lammy
>>2197581272003 is over gramps x go scran your zogkibble and enjoy your 50 year mortgage
>>219758106>paedophile child rapist That wasnt proven or suggested >serial killer2 doesnt make a serial killer
>>219758138Well the thing is the pulled pork stuff was on reduced to clear and really quite cheap so I didn't have any choice but to buy it. Not something I'd get at full price for sure.
>>219758168What's he asking them for
>>219758153ever heard of a tailor?
Ahhh, cast iron is it? Right, yeah. No, I remember when I used to be in to cast iron. Nah, not anymore mate. No, for me it's pig iron.
>>219757886Zionists launched like 50 jets at a bunker
>>219758172>That wasnt proven or suggestedHe's in prison for raping and killing children mate
Biomass replicators have been activated
>>219758060Quite right. Everyone at work hates me so I need to mind my p's and q's.
classic fm advert topics:- land owner advice- absorbent pads for incontinent women- saga river cruises (50+)- funeral care
>>219758172He has literally admitted to raping a child mate
>>219758192For me it's carbon steel
Curious how America's first target in this zogwar was to bomb a school for little girls, killing 150+ children.
>>219758226Urrrrrrrrr gay
>>219758226For me? It's pig iron.
>>219758206Ok those are what are called 'advertisements'. They are not the DJ talking but instead are scheduled breaks.
what about the Chagossian people huh did you ever think of consulting THEM Starmer you bloody fool they need paid, compensatedit's a bloody disgrace what they've been through and the way to make it right is financial compensation
>>219758232wish it were your house instead
>>219758188Yeah but I've got a belt
>>219758245And the Cornish
>>219758257silence golem
>>219758240what
>>219758199No hes in prison for the murder of 2 girls
>>219758232This one really rattled us
>>219758240HOWLING
iran's greatest ally, leftypols in the west
>>219758232Its important for Moloch
Ricky, Steve and Karl are coming back to Radio X for a 20 year reunion week :O
>>219758312Communism will crush you
>>219758296Nooooooo our desert tribe worship of demons with ritual child sacrifice has been exposed. We're the good guys, honest, we must destroy 150 children out of goodness, it has nothing to do with baal honest. Now come here and let me cut off your foreskin.
think i have a low iq
mad how hard the west mogs the rest of the world and its mad that leftypol knows this fact too yet he wants to throw everything away because he feels bad about it
>>219758319Moloch isn't a god, it's a dodgy mistranslation and actually is the form of sacrifice - i.e. burning a body (usually child). It can be done in the name of Baal or yhwh but thinking Moloch is the god is obfuscation.
>>219758185This cabinet not revolting is the last thing that's keeping him PM
sat here on my racist little arse x
>>219758206and also classic fm romance, which is a classic fm themed dating site
Problem with the term leftypol is that it conflates seething centrist liberals alongside with green voters alongside with hardcore Marxist radicals
https://atsu.moe/read/akkC0/imPF7l9d#rs=p:1
american golems be like
>>219758353the west invented IQ though so it's a biased assessment . maybe brown people would look superior to white people if the measurement was IPOO
>>219758400go to be joking
>>219758396same way rorke can be a chud or a far right radical
>>219758385yeah reckon they're all dried up widows though
>>219758396and the marxist radicals are ultimately the only oneswho are correct about anything
>>219758353ted k had leftypol's number years ago
actually mental that it's considered normal to toil at work almost every day for the rest of your life. that's just wrong
>>219758400https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=CM2M_aWQlLv-bxACGAEiJGI4NDJiZDI4LTFjMGEtNDczOS04NWVkLThjMWVjOTZkYWRlNTIGIgJiaSgOOPqxpfXZi5MD&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEMAEGKwCJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=576,300&gsessionid=m3DlzAXFwufAnmDh7tw79zYlYRgPwkRaVRQxPOm2PjODa8i7HQ-5mQ&lsessionid=o84MF6hyuINNJagJuH5rcvzeFapaQIHt9JmdzHWfBiBiS2329A7Sbw&lns_surface=19&authuser=0&qsubts=1772814837395&biw=390&bih=645&hl=en-ca&ved=2ahUKEwiVk_Py2YuTAxUqOzQIHcPKGMMQh6cGegUIoQMQHA&tbnid=dYT7on8OmU1pZM&ictx=2
Drinking an original flavour monster, listening to Korn, watching SAW. Yeah.
listening to Arctic Monkeys - AM againquality album that
>>219758002Poster child of what we call a worn out drug addict
>>219758440mad how its not possible for them to be self aware about any of this
>>219758369Fascinating *goes and talks to somebody else *
Can we talk about Africa?
What Ted Kaczynski felt towards modern technology I feel the same towards AI.
>>219758461You tried that new John McAfee Monster?
>>219758485
>>219758396>The problem witg this catch all term is it includes all.Are you the low iq lad?
might whip out the rosie jones drooling spasming sex arse tonight
>>219758440Ted also admits he had gender dysphoria and almost trooned out but ultimately decided against it.What's your point?
>>219758537*she
>>219758485*follows you and continues talking about things I learned on /x/*
>>219758470*sucks a fisherman's friend* saw them live for their favourite worst nightmare tour
you never actually see rorke defending billionaires but leftypol genuinely is loyal to the state
something different about oven crisps
>>219758552Uhmm
>>219758551Saw them in 2006 me.
>>219758127least lobotomised yank
finally, some good fucking food
>>219758551nice one mateseen them twice I think, my ol school mate used to drag me along as he was big into them. I didn't listen to much music back then but went along anyway. Not seen him in over 10+ years now since he moved to London and I stayed in our home city kicking about dossing waheysaw his mum once and crossed the road to avoid her hoping she wouldn't inform her son I still live here like a bumpkin
You now remember the Irish exist
some people actually have those ringtones that are like "mum is calling, warning, mum is calling"
>>219758644Ringtones were the thing in the mid - late 2000s
>>219758644Used to have Mmm Bop as my ringtone in uni
>>219758436yeah but young men like us could clean up on there. bet they love a bit of young meat.
elden ring was too big, had too many reused assets and too many copy-pasted dungeons
Crazy frog ringtone
>>2197578618
>>219758680Unironically I would prefer a trans kid over a kid retarded enough to join the military
>>219758695doesn't hold a candle to any of the Dark Souls games
>>219758734that's because you're a homosexual pedophile
>>219758749Nobody cares what you think golem
post that video of the dad walking into his tranny son's room
spending my whole life without speaking to a woman or having pals as a private joke to myself
*pickup artistry in the UK*>Oi love, fancy a shite? *kneels down and pushes out a tiny nub of doodoo feces out of his bum and hands it to her*
I just wanted to pop in and say thank you for your participation and support in the war effort for Israel’s and America’s sovereignty. Thank you.
would have joined the army but if a sergeant shouted at me id have just sucked him off
>>219758764
>>219758734you'd probably groom it into being a tranny
>>219758783I would have been army. Fuck navy and air force
>>219758680Unironically would prefer a dead son in the military than one thats a constant source of shame
Bro had that video locked and loaded
Pooey labubu arse sex
>>219758802posted it in 13 seconds
>>219758798israel's weakest goy
>>219758787Would like this with sound
>>219758783average day in the armyhttps://youtu.be/Lde0LozAnNQ?si=bGSAXJv2076s_r1a
youre a jew yeah well youre a trans yeah well youre a demon yeah well youve got axe wound
>>219758850Same. You can tell by the poor bloke's mannerisms he's very disappointed.
>>219757861completed the whole set but mostly do 1-4
>>219758854ktim
>>219758793When you grow up you'll cringe about your chud phase
the big arch
heard that ol F1nnster got FFS (female feminisation surgery)end of the day though it's still just a bit of banter
>>219758835No one liked my gold crest pictures though
>>219758887im the opposite mostly 5-7s maybe if we exchanged poo wed find a happy medium
Any nothing matters man in
>>219758798Very evil way of thinking
>>219758906He’s a sick freak
>>219758904never deviate from the big mac or double qp now not going to be manipulated into buying shite new woke burgers that fall to bits in your hands
>>219758921Sick of seeing this horrible slag being forced
>>219758897Not as embarrassing as you wearing womens clothes and calling yourself Ethel
Wish I had fun when I was younger, moved to London, had fun and friends like everyone else, wasn't such a meek worm, a shrew of a man, had a degree, a career.I wish I was normal!
Can we finally admit that beards are brown-coded?
>>219758929How so?
>>219758919im not eating your poo
>Sharaz Aliimagine your sister marring a pakistani and you and your kids end up getting killed for itmad
>>219759002Maybe he meant a poo transplant
>>219758942Wrong
>>219758954
got id'd for energy drink again award
>>219758979Why not go back and get that degree? Yuu-knee is a great place to meet birds>I’m too oldI don’t know, maybe it’s different in the UK but in all of my college classes there were at least a few people in their 40’s and 50’s.
>>219759047bet you look amazing
>>219759022Sorry, didn't see that one. Nice job, thanks for sharing. I'll delete my inflammatory comment.
>>219759051I'm in my late-twenties mate. I'm f*cked.
mad how I feel "normal" when I drink and literally no other time
>>219758904saw a video of the ceo trying it and he basically gives an incredibly unnatural description of it and then takes that bite squidward takes of the krabby patty
>>219759064nonce
>>219759077diminishing returns will take care of that tooevery drunken bout is less and less rewarding
Honestly think indian food is the best in the world by some distance its just being slagged off by this weird amerimutt online culture.Dont care though, more for me.
>>219759085so you didn't learn the lesson from that episode of spongebob
>>219759091nothing noncey about that
How do you buy weed in this country. Smell it literally everywhere but never learnt where you actually get it from.
>>219759121its illegal unless you need it as medicine in which case you can buy it from dispensaries
>>219759121You go to McDonalds and ask if anyone has any weed to sell
>>219759121someone here posted a link to buy some cbd vapes
Sir Vince McMahon
>>219759047>gained loads of weight and they stopped id'ing me>lost all the weight and they started again
>>219759121tor.taxi can help you get started
>>219758787Kek love these videos of people humiliating themselves. Best is the ones where something like this happens on a recorded video and then they upload it anyway. Lunacy to humiliate yourself like this.
>>219759156mad how he lost his job at his very own company for having a scat and interracial cuckhold fetish
>>219759070Bullshit. What a terrible attitude.
>>219759196happens to the best of us
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-cost_Uncrewed_Combat_Attack_Systemlmao didn't realise the US is copying the Iranian Shahed droneoh how the mighty have fallen
>>219759085It was a viral marketing stunt that has exceeded all expectations. Thoroughly irritating how many people think they're winning by making memes about it when the CEO is laughing all the way to the bank.
>>219759196bro gooned too close to the sun
Think I may be very very very deeply closeted Not gay, and would never want a cock up my arse, but I feel like there's just something not quite straight about me
Sir Rosenior speakinghttps://youtu.be/tNq9gWRC3xM
>>219758897When you grow up you'll - oh wait you won't grow up as you will kill yourself
going to finish yakuza like a dragon and then move on to DQ3. that's the weekend sorted haha
>>219759228ktim
wasted my youth by being a weird autist but will make up for it by being a complete pervert when I'm 40 so I think it'll balance itself out
>>219759276
really really want to get drunk tonight but i have stuff to do tomorrow
mad how people who are low IQ actually exist i mean im a midwit so i cant really talk but some people you meet are astoundingly dull
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>>219759299get it fucking done
Sir Old School RuneScape
>>219759324get what done the stuff or the drunkeningthe stuff has to be tomorrow morning which i would spend sleeping
>>219759325bet they lacked melanin x
>>219759325scream
>>219759358the drunkeningfriday night steamingtoil is better than saturday
How is "step-incest" even a thing when there is no relation?Also, if the parents of step-siblings divorce and they're no longer step siblings and there's no legal or blood relation then does it still count as step-incest?
>>219759196I missed this news
>>219759376stop tempting me vile demon
>>219759392I think it's because proper incest borders on illegality so porn companies shill that in as a loophole
>>219759400i'm not able to get on it so you should be doing it in my absence. simples
kindness, the important manner
>>219759222CEOs are all cool chads they could never fuck up or be dorks
>>219759408So is it legal for step siblings to shag then?
as it were
>>219759325>olivia *
>>219759413shan't. i've put my foot down
I'm 28 years young
>>219759325Ah yes >man bad
>>219759442Its legal to shag your none blood related daughters ask Epsteins neighbour woody allen
>>219759217>Unit cost: $35,000For an RC plane and some dynamite?
>>219759465foiled again...
>>219757802bebrs!
to dare is to poo
Cannot wait for my kids to grow upSick of babies and toddlers
McMahon was a sicko whatever he was into
>>219759565'
Alright I've narrowed it down to two films for tonight >Shot caller (2017)>Sexy beast (2000)Which is best?
this is the worst time in history to be a nonce, not that i am one it's just an observation
>>219757861my type 2 shits are literally arsehole splitting and it feels like I'm going to burst a blood vessel when I pass them. Had one at work that was so huge it looked like a yule log and it just sat there unmoved after 3 or 4 flushes.wonder what happened to it and if some pathetic wagie had to remove it manually or something
apparently ukraine is going to war with hungary
Stopped off for a Subway on my way home from work and I literally have no idea why. 12 quid for a footlong and a drink meal deal. I did get some cookies as well though they are always pengers
cute blonde girl at the bottle-o asked for my id and i said it was a bit odd because i am 31 years young, and she smiled and said to take it as a compliment and now i'm going to be having sexual fantasies about her and possibly become even more of an alcoholic so i get to see her more often
>>219759647shot caller is so so and sexy beast is shit so I'd go with the former
Serious question, if I get a blood test at the hospital for general malaise reasons are they going to stick a drug test on it and be like "why have you done all these drugs, this right here is your problem?"
>>219759722that's against gdpr
>>219759722Yes
>>219759714Heard they're both certified kino?
mum just asked me FOUR times if I wanted a dominos after I said no I’m okay every time!!!! She’s making it very hard to stay consistent with my diet
>>219759688hopefully some minimum wage scrubber was reduced to tears over it
>>219759794mums love ruining their son's diet
RBRS
>>219759794How fat are you?
>>219759772Not reallyBrawl in cell block 99 is prison kino
>>219759647sexy beast is good good and shot caller is good in the sense that its incredibly stupid and entertaining
>>219759821Crashing. Fortunately I shorted it. Up big me :)
reckon it's feasible to take a plain jane bird, like maybe a 4 or 5/10 and help her become absolutely peng?
wonder if we'll ever get a drone kidnapping where someone flies a drone over someone and snatches them up with a grabber and flies away with them
>>21975982145.5% in 12 months
>>219759808Fr>>21975982580kg 6ft1
keep putting in that work
>>219759808might tell mum i'm on a diet so i get free food
>>219759861Why are you on a diet then you're skin and bones
>>219759888I’m skinny fat it’s horrible
>>219759850Depends if she was fat during crucial developmental years if youre fat then your body will always be fucked no matter how much weight you lose
>>219759850plain Janes who aren't fat have body counts that would make you weepthey're not at home sat on their hands too shy to talk to lads they're fucking ran through. The stuff these birds get up to in order to feel a crumb of validation.
don't know if this tinder bint is fat, can't tell from the pics, there's no body shots but also no obvious telltale signs you can use to gauge if a bird is fat (you know the ones)
>>219759925She'll be fat, if you can't tell then she is
>>219759906You need to eat also it's Friday tell her to order two pizzas
>>219759943but there's none of that clever use of angles that they usually use, and she has a thin-looking face, kind of gaunt actually
>>219759909Nah u better be lying
>>219759909How so
My coworker never attends after-work gatherings; everyone says he's withdrawn, aloof, and doesn't fit in.Today, I overheard him on the phone in the stairwell.“Dad, did you take your medicine at noon? I’ll be home soon. Shall we eat at our favorite roast duck restaurant today?”Don't judge others too easily.
>>219760001bit of a nervous sweat coming on eh tubs
>>219759855
>>219759909nah she was skinny as a kid>>219759924she's legitimately a 26 year old virgin though professes to having had her fanny fingered
>>219760046Yeah so you’re lying right?
Just shaved using Astra Superior Platinum Double Edge Razor Blades
Shall we eat at our favorite roast duck restaurant today?
Restore Britain.
>>219760045coworkerbergs went to the pub the other night and didn't invite me LOL
>>219760045gonna start having fake phone calls in the work stairwell so cunts think I'm dealing with stuff at home instead of just being extremely weird and autistic
Right then get the new sorted yeah
>>219760080democracy manifest
how do you link a post from another board please
no you
>>219760045I'm that lad's dad and I said "no bugger off son I'm wanking"
>>219759855I'm hearing reports that Ukraine just did that to Orban
>>219760045was this translated from Chinese?
>>219760167>>219760167>>219760167
>>219760124>>>/d/11420504
>>219760124>>>/(board)/post#Innit?
