>>219764854
Just because I'm italian it doesn't mean I'm not mexican
Cheesed to meet you
Is Mexico still exploding btw?
INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY PARODY
>>219770932
Hmmm....
>>219770932.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AshTvxslz1QTim Buckley is not 'bad music', he is an American national treasure
Jason
>>219769311Essa moça é muito lindaQuero engravida-la
tim fuckley
>>219770962you just know
I want casual sex
I’m gonna eat chicken! Then I’m gonna go lift weights! My power level is rising AAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!HUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHH!!!
>>219770963I have no enemies
https://youtu.be/3hVXt9NYiJATHREAD THEME (((OFFICIAL)))
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7rReolU_UI
>Naomi>Noemi>NoomiWtf
>>219771027CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR proper scran that
Agartha and Hyperborea aren’t cool anymore now that faggy politicians are in on it. We need to invent the next “thing” to stay ahead of the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef4pIdhfKQ0bum tickley
>>219771052Hallow earth
Homosexuality was a mental disorder until they changed it after a petition. Yes, a petition. No scientific breakthrough or understanding. Gay faggots bitched and moaned until we agree to pretend that it was normal and not disgusting and deformative
wheres that fucking leaf who was hyping up the WBCI TOLD YOU
Told momberg I'll only go on the car ride with her if we sit in the back with a blanket and I get to snuggle with her and she just left what the helly
>>219771058Yeah nice I like it
Baseball is the only sport I can think of that tracks errors and just says>Oppsie! We fucked up! Well, get back in there, the game must go on
>>219771080and thats based
>>219771094Don't the dodgers have something like a $400 billion payroll or something? how are they bad and pathetic and retarded?
Don't get why football is so popular.>Game plays>Some fat guys run into each other>The QB throws the ball 12 yards>Ad break>Repeat for three fucking hours
>>219771116they do now, this was the mickey mouse covid season before they got ohtani and everyone else
>>219771120Football is only fun to watch if you get into the strategy of the game. And also are hanging out with people and drinking beer and only half-watching the game anyway,
>>219771052I'm thinking smth Lovecraftian. How about R'yleh?
im gonna be so nervous when i hold my persian warbride's hand for first time
should i fix my pupper i kinda dont want to tho because he might be a beta bitch boy dog when he gets older
>>219771139Fix him or I'll sneak into your house and do it myself
>>219771139if you care about the social status of your dog that much then you should have a kid
>>219771136Something lovecraftian or otherwise outer space related or interdimensional is all good.
For me, it'll be acquiring a Persian eunuch to advise me.
corr desu i enjoyed that brief convo about musicnice respite from the incessant unrelenting /pol/ content that is /cum/
Can't believe Windsor, Ontario is actually south of Detroit, Michigan.
>>219771139buck break him
>>219771166Nigga you're a pug-faced fucking Britoid, join your own bug-shasing boggy ass thread. Or kys, I don't care either way.
>>219771167I can, I've seen the map multiple times. It's very consistent with the geography of both Ontario and of Michigan.
>>219771175BODIED that freak
>>219771166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGXW5d5f-LMdo you even know that Wishbone Ash's Argus is the greatest work of English rock music in the history of mankind?
Hotel internet testIn in new joisey
Bought some Cherokee hair tampons for my neovagina
>>219771196I see you, your internet seems cromulent.
>>219771196not newark, I hope
>>219771196Nothing more comfy than posting on the 'chan from a hotel room
why is this the meanest general? the european generals are accepting
>>219771196my condolences, new jersey smells like a dumpster (and looks like one too)
>>219771196my condolences
>>219771221Then go post there fag
>>219771205Seeing the USA flag on my posts makes me feel powerful like a god>>219771216Uh metlife stadium is like a stone's throw from hereI'll go to manhattan on Sunday
>>219771164What sort of advice will you use one for
>>219771221we might be the nicest general IMHO
I spent like a day and a half posting from my hotel room in springfield Massachusetts because theres fuck all to do there. God damn what a shithole
>>219771221Because Americans are racist, fat, and most likely closeted homosexuals. The cognitive distress of this causes Americans to be assholes. For example, look at what we turned James Cordyn into.
lets party lets game come on
>>219771221This is the nicest general by far
>>219771240the fuck are you going to do in metlife r-tard, its closed until the season starts
>>219771241Every time I bake breat the crust seperates from the interior too easily. I tried eggs, I tried remeasuring everything, and all the other popular advice so I think I need someone to really watch me bake to catch what I'm doing wrong.
Should I ask momberg for the halo figures or lego star wars set
>>219771261Its hosting the world cup final
>>219771218Lol real
i'm not here to be nice
YouChange your mindLike a girlChanges clothes
>>219771267in mid july, dumbass
>>219771261I'm working nearby. Its a business trip.
>>219771266You should feel embarrassed for asking your mother for money for literal toys for small children.
>>219770927missed opportunity
Can't believe it's the big '26. I don't even remember anything from 2021-2025. What even happened?
>>219771240It wares out fast. >t. immigrant
Imagine being into le bing bing wahoo bullshit as an adult in the Year of our Lord 2026. Catastrophically embarrassing and depressing.
i kissed a girl and i liked itthe taste of her cherry chapstick
>>219771313super mario world is still one of the greatest games ever made
>>219771290Who pissed in your soy latte?
https://youtu.be/BIZXzVKu96w
>>219771264Won't your eunuch eat some of you baked goods and offset the productivity?
>>219771303It all started the day I got back to the states. These jazz musicians pulled up in a car. That's the last thing I remember until I started making this post.
>>219771313I don’t gotta imagine shit nigga
>>219771322>>219771323Manchildren.
>>219771368Bitter old man afraid of enjoying things
>>219771362i saw that 70s show scene on youtube earlier on a youtube short
cant imagine having time to go to the gym or really do anything if you have a job
Going to play Rewind 99 and then Burglin' Gnomes with the gf tonight then we will have baby making sex and fall asleep watching markiplier's playthrough of "No We are Not Human"
>>219771282Before the season starts
>>219771400>watching markiplierCringe bro watch asmongold or burnt peanut
i hate myself
>>219771430Bro saaaaaaaame
>>219771420Being in a relationship is give and take. The video games are my choice, markiplier is hers. Otherwise yeah I'd watch burnt peanut or my other preferred channels but markiplier isn't that bad
>>219771396Yeah, when I had my job it really was>Work from 5am-3pm>Get home>Scarf down canned soup>Shower>Sleep until 4am the next morningI couldn't even game or watch movies, I only did that two non-consecutive times a week. I was basically not alive. Now that I'm a freelancer, all I have to do is six or seven repair jobs a week for basic pay, and some more for some luxuries. I also have weekends off, so that's two straight days a week devoted to whatever the fuck I want.
>>219771430Learn to love yourself.
i love myself
walkin talkin incel manthey spit on me in my home land
It's over
You just KNOW this bitch is seething that (our girl) Alysa Liu is getting all the attention and she's desperately trying to make any headline she can even though she wasn't even invited to the white house to begin with (LMAO)
>>219771400That game was sorta interesting but a little overhyped>>219771433Has markiplier saved your marriage?
>>2197714382? god damn nigga how you live like that? i got 7
>>219771447Did you punch that hole
damn, wish I had chips
I never watch any youtubers nor know anything about them. When people my age get nostalgic for some Youtube channel I have no idea what they are talking about, in my country. Does this happen to (you), in your country?
>>219771450my marriage was never in question even once in the last 5 years
>>219771458This is an easily solvable problem
>>219771447i'd be pissed off too if i lived in a cardboard house
>>219771454Even on days I work, most repair jobs take less than an hor so I can shit out three a day and have the majority of the day left.
>>219771467but I dont have any chips
>>219771463You are only familiar with Indian YouTube channels
>>219771457I fell when I had a seizure
>>219771449Without knowing any of the details, yeah that is exactly how women act.
>>219771465Did all 5 years have markiplier then?
>>219771375Do you think your grandfather played with toys as an adult? You ought to be ashamed of your neotony.
>>219771476Are you okay?
Going to the beach tomorrow morning I hope it's not too cold
>>219771449if it was me i would just say nofuck doing that shidd
>>219771475I am the only White Canadian poster left outside of Quebec. Do not associate me with the passive-aggressive jeet we have in this general please.
https://youtu.be/mMfxI3r_LyAhttps://youtu.be/mMfxI3r_LyAhttps://youtu.be/mMfxI3r_LyA
Kek this movie is bombing months before it even comes out. Good. I hate Star Wars.
>>219771486My grandpa was way into cowboy stuff
You know I'm a good son so I call my mother at least 2-3 times a week but holy fuck do I regret it almost every time like that woman just fucking rambles about everything, she can't just tell me that she went to the story she has to describe every aspect of going there and then everything she got and then her meal plan for the week down to the tiniest details then ramble about her dogs, then work, etc, etc and the whole time I usually just say yeah or uh huh, I try to talk to her but she usually just cuts back to rambling, she's so fucking hard to get off the phone>wah she's lonely and wants to talk to youyeah and I do it despite not liking it, I probably talk to my mother more than some of you that still live with yours, which is possibly in the top 10 gayest fucking things that have ever been said
>>219771487Not really
>>219771449remember the one from NJ? did she fade in obscurity?
>>219771512Enjoy your mom while you still have her and be glad that she still wants to speak with you one day you will be nostalgic for those ramblings
>>219771481Wir ziehen uns die Stiefel an und schnüren sie uns zuRasieren unsere Köpfe und schlagen sie uns einDas ist ein Skinhead, wartend auf den KampfSkinhead, Skinhead, ziehen durch die Stadt
>>219771510I looked this up just to spite you and it's a nothing burger story, the character that's "suspended" is boba fett and really it's just the actor seething and saying they didn't ask him to be in the film, which makes sense considering he's not involved in the plot as of the last episode of the series fucking jeet ai post
>>219771527I mean I don't know about that but I'll still call he regardless because it makes her happy which is more than can be said for a lot of people
>>219771562Your mom should have choked you to death
>>219771555>greentext>FB_IMGGrim
'za is in the oven
Really starting to hate those under the tits tattoos, fast becoming the tramp stamp of the current generation
>>219771589Out your head in the oven bitch
Got an ad for an ai app that generates a video of a fantasy with you as a character. Sorta incredible how sci-fi some of this stuff has gotten so fast. Scary too
>>219771396I used to work 12+ hours shifts and I literally only had time to buy groceries and go to the gym lol
i have given up on life
>>219771624that's where freedom beings, amigo.
>>219771615Are you the deaf retard that speaks with text to speech?
>>219771482no he hasn't really put out anything since the fnaf playthroughs and I think that one other zoomer game boppys playhouse or something i dont remember (shes a zoomer)
>>219771624if you live long enough you will cease to resemble your prior self completely
>>219771624Good now end it painfully
>>219771648cant. painless is the only way forward
Started on RE Requiem I'm liking it
>>219771662Slice your stomach open and pull your guts out till you die
hello chudcels
well I was looking for a new car which one's me?a cool convertible or an SUVtoo bad I didnt know my credit was wack, now I'm driving out the lot in a used sub-compactF-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE, CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY
>>219771027I would absolutely rip into that meal
MO NAKED HOES!
boomers really fell for the america numba wan propaganda lol
Dying for Israel in nuclear hellfire FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219771685I would absolutely rip your head off
Seriously how do you go from this>>219771691To this>>219771699
Lighting a cigarette is the proven best way to summon the bus.
America won.America number 1
anyone here wants to be my gf if youre a woman
i am the biggest tallest strongest and smartest poster and that is an absolute truth bomb but im a gentle giant with a heart of gold i am very virtuous im basically the embodiment of hulk with the morality and spirit of captain america and the intelligience and charisma of tony stark
>>219771633I'm a different person
>>219771745ain't that the truth
>>219771745just put it out you doofus smoke the rest when you arrive at your destination
I took public transit today. And you?
>>219771758Jason...
>>219771775I've never been on a bus or train
>>219771775i didn't leave my house :)
More like the Star Spangled YAWNER. I mean wow, what a terrible song!
>>219771775I just got my sister to drive me around
Don't waste your time on me, you're alreadyThe voice inside my head
Tiktok always shows me girls with big tits. I know this is because I'll watch videos of girls showing their tits off causing the algorithm to show me more titties. How does tiktok know the girls have big tits to show me girls with big tits? I've never searched big tits and it's not like they're tagging the videos as big tits. Is there something in the upload process that recognizes physical features?
>>219771826there is there always has been
What are you going to do of this war in Iran causes a global economic collapse?
>>219771873Just keep living I guess.
>>219771873eat chicken tenders and drink root beer
how do you cope with never having sex or female attention your entire life forever
Dinner was pasta with sauteed vegetables and oysters
>>219771873Why would that happen
my dinner is sloppa with chicken
>>219771814*yead
some americans will die, but thats a sacrifice im willing to make
who the fuck is jasonwhy do people make up these personalities that literally dont exist its schizophrenia
>>219771873i would thrive in such a scenario i would find a woman and stake a claim to arable farmland near clean rivers and forests filled with elk and birds and rabbits
>>219771920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FtFRGxY3o
>>219771905Because the AI ponzi scheme will stop getting hundreds of billions from gulf countries
i fried my chicken until it was literally exploding in the oil, and IT'S STILL UNDERCOOKED SOMEHOW. FUCK EVERYTHING.
>>219771929Even if ai pops it's at most causing a recession it wouldn't be great depression level
>>219771933oil too hot = burnt outside raw inside
>>219771933Wasn't hot enough pendejo
We must be better men
I miss Sleepy Joe
>>219770962>24
Can you hear the silence?Can you see the dark?Can you fix the broken?Can you feel, can you feel my heart?
>>219771810Do you guys fuck in the backseat?
>>219771961GOOOODS WHERE US MY WIFES SON
Folks, it’s now become time to milk me longstyle.
>>219771973DOO DO DOO DODOOOO
its time to deprogram, no, working is not honorable
>capeslopgrow up
They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>219772033SOME FOLKS WERE BAWN
>>219770991
>>219772055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bFHsd3o1w0
>>219771003That is bad
I identify as male
*shot of black ppl looting NYC**national guard standing at attention in Yonkers**an Apache landing in a Vietnam meadow**a specialist with a 50 cal in hand talking to a reporter*IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T ME I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SOOOOON
Gonna convince wifeberg to get chilis because I'm a slop enjoying boomer and proud american
i hate hippies so much
>>219771757I'm 35 but look 18
>>219772122are you a girl though
>>219772118i bet 95% of hippies are just homeless vets
Fat fuck trans "men" who get pregnant and completely fuck over their baby with their cross sex hormones and their obesity are some of the vilest fucking human beings out there. Completely sick fucking individuals.
>cuba is nextbros? is something finally happening?
>>219772116I thought chilis was a sit down restaurant
>>219772134Not really
>>219772142it is
>>219772116I want to go to hooters because I don't think there are any proper maid cafes in my city
>>219772142It is but they do good take out too, they even do margaritas and stuff to go, but we never order alcohol
>>219772102>apache in vietnamKek
imagine paying money to be blue balled, nah that couldnt be me, thats some cuck shit
>>219772159Really you’re paying for the food. The waitresses just work there.
https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67/entriesone of these is mine
>>219772134He is meeting Xi next month. The next couple of weeks are gonna be interesting.
>>219772156>>apache in vietnamYou say that but this admin might actually be that retarded, we're fighting wars in Ecuador and the Middle East atm
https://youtu.be/ojVlW0TuuygOFFICIALTHREADTHEME!!!!!!!!
I am no man!
i've been to hooters several times and i've always enjoyed the food.
>>219772186lidl sucks they never have anything good and i think you have to pay for bags there
>>219772198>you have to pay for bags thereThat's standard procedure here since Trudeau banned plastic bags
>>219772173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TwULx_wDiI
>>219772207Not here, only at lidl
FUCK
gn
>>219772226k but this game actually sucks ass
>>219772228nevar played it. i saved that from a webm thread on vee
Okay everybody, time to turn down
Would you give your 31st year for a glimpse of heaven now & here?Would you give your 48th year for a glimpse of heaven now & here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_9uS39YHyQ
>>219772237I am at a DJ event It is quite lit
How did work go today wagie?
>>219772246if its so lit why are you posting on /cum/dead /cum/ no less
>>219772219Are they plastic bags or reusable cloth ones?
>>219772257plastic bags
>>219772226gn
https://youtu.be/O5Hn0df4fQ8
>>219771826The algorithm bases it on interactions, not explicit tags. It can be remarkably accurate even with zero tags or text. When you like videos with big tits, your account gets associated with that, every time you like another tikok, the app guesses it has big tits. It also recommends you videos liked by similar users in the same way.
shareholders are the root of all evilshareholders ruin everythingfuck shareholders
>>219772261fucking penny pinching krauts
>>219771873diarrhea, like every day
>>219772285cool it with the antisemitism, buddy.
I will never understand why people hold iran in such high regard. Truly makes no sense at all. Maybe 30 years ago they were a threat but they have been subverted for decades at this point. They have nothing
I stand with the Trump administration.
>>219772282It must be just through watch length because I never actually like the videos
who doesnt love pirates, cannon balls and sailing ships
>>219772285some people think we should live by time-tested moral principlesbut it is increasingly found that those people are Russianshail the Omnissiahthe Singularity by 2045
>>219772340After the USSR fell, boomers and Gen Xers needed a new boogeyman.
>>219772351so true
>>219772360NO TENTACLE? NO PROBLEM!
>>219771019>while gay
Is that one Iranian poster okay?
https://youtu.be/T1E18AjjyFYgf timelater nerds
>>219772374hes dead nigga
>>219772285Reported for antisemitism
>>219772379>>219772374yeah hes very likely dead considering he was a nationalist lol
>>219772374he's in heaven with shahar
Always remember happy days
>>219772387Danny boyyy, how tha hell have you been?
HAIDARHAIDAR
sports
>>219772432great album
>>219772432BASEDball
>>219772432>>219772440that's the POWER o' LOVE! You feel the POOOOOWER O' LOOOOOVE!
It's funny how because of the Iran war no one is talking about what we did in Ecuador
Teeth flossed and rinsed with mouth wash proud of me?
just sneezed like 10 times. I think I caught something
it ain't even on Sports...but the shots of the jazzman-like horn section in a synth pop song make it all worthwhile
>>219772461woah that's heavy
Been dreaming of nuclear war lately.
>>219772462What did we do in ecuador
i love boobs
>>219772479nuked
wait, there's no horn section, it's a synth pop songfucking hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CeNlRB0tAQ
>>219772479killed a bunch of narcos
They're dead Dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX55HEX0hb0my fav synthpop has always been this
I'm a russiaboo
>>219770962>tfwy will never be a yuppiecan't stand seeing these people around my age look professional and with careers meanwhile I'm a manchild with a failed career
>>219772519Hanging around the gloryhole at the local gas station isn't a job
>>219772519shes 4 years younger than me and i idk
>>219772527IDK that guy from Dumb and Dumber might beg to differ
more jealous of fry than ever
Oh, god of gestalt consciousness,Machine god, god of humanity,Make me eternal, make my heart into stone,Make me take to the sky like the drone,Holy software, parse my mind, destroy nature for all mankind!
this beer is giving me the burpies
>>219772562describe the smell
>>219772573yeast and water
Help my dad is laughing along at snl and im trapped here
I changed my name to Derbert today
>>219772586Use logic and reason to explain to him why it's bad
For a bagel that went viral
Why do black men like wearing hoodies and maskes all the time even when they aren't doing crimes
just reading the phrase "black men" gets me a little horny
>>219772599Hide from the opps or summ
>>219772184Christopher Tolkween
>>21977259218th century British man criticized 20th century christmas movies
>>219772581fascinating
>>219772608This post stinks of curry
Wait in a big dumb lineA big dumb line
>>219772599crime lives inside of them
Oh machine swarm on the outskirts of Earth,Send us out to the distant stars in hulls the stuff of creation itselfBring war and destruction to this petty galaxy for Man deserves to strangle it and leech its valuables and there will never be a master but us and our son, the machine deity, forever
>>219772635
>>219772340It's just muslims coping that they still have a stronk anti-Israel country left
