Basado

THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/kZnHavrD4vQ

2 hours left of wage slavery

why is he so smug?

Today I ate 10 spicy nuggets, fries, 2 cookies and a Baja blast

Here are some words for you
>Luxurious
>Lugubrious
>Loquacious
>Bodacious

I'm not a /cum/, but I figured I could join and you change the acronym for me.
Perhaps change it /acum/, much like how an Italian would say before ejaculating. He would be like
>"I'm /acum/ming!!!"
Funny right?

Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious

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I do my best to seem like I have no personality to most people because I find the thought of people knowing personal details about me intimidating, I try not to mention any hobbies or music or tv or anything at all I like, people do not even need to know I exist

Anagapesis is a noun referring to the feeling of no longer loving someone or something that was once deeply cherished; it is, in effect, falling out of love. Derived from Greek, the term implies a quiet, often gradual, fading of affection, sometimes described as the "soft death of love".

I want to explode acum all over your tits

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>>219772707
You WHAT?

>>219772702
Fuck off

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Here are some words for you
>such a long way to GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

>>219772728
corr good kittington disss

>>219772716
corr good post diss

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>>219772702
Then it would be a different general

>>219772716
are you sure you even exist?

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>>219772716
Seen

>>219772694
phwoar

luxuriticization
lugubriatillate
loquaciaticisize
bodaciate

>>219772741
your gimmick is so stupid it wraps around to being funny

>>219772744
yeah I mean I'm much more free with that stuff online because it's easier to be anonymous I'm more worried about having to actually deal with coworkers/family or anyone I know irl wanting to interact with me

>>219772751
weird-arsed k'ttingt'nshire-under-naze

hafta be egrilabritated

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finkin garn hefta hit the pooberg before indulging some R&R for maybe 90 before the.udder fing

Slept all day award

that wasn't very nietzschean of you dude

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the jjk sub is like
>we shall have an honorable duel and our techniques shall show us the true path
then the dub is like
>nigga watcho goofy ahh be thinkin he doin frontin on me cuh!

>>219772694
Only one idk is the last one
Lugubrious is like dream like
Loquacious is talkative

What's jjk

>>219772716
Same, i think I just don't trust people

>>219772765
ASSUME THINE SWORD, SIR CAT!; on Sir Cat of Meowington, whose own Father was crucified and his private bits grilled by yon King's Merrie Companie Of Fortune named Ye Ribald Band; how Sir Cat of Meowington scaled the earthern ramparts of the robber knight Baldemar du Ferrett and what horrors resulted therein while taking in his employ the admirable talents of Sir Robert de Mole;
how it came to be that Sir Cat of Meowington finally came upon his Canossa and resolved to take penance before Master Shrew; how, at length, a Mouseoleum was built in honour of Sir Cat of Meowington and how Squire Fieldmouse laboured for it to be brought unto completion at the cost of his own wellbeing; how rats & mice held receptions around the Mouseoleum of Sir Cat of Meowington The Brave without knowing its true import - how a stone guardian in the likeness of Our Knight burst forth from its tomb in the hour of the rodents' need, as a large raven loomed above them; how in the latter days of the world there was a road to be paved over the tomb of the most hon. Sir Cat of Meowington and how that latter-day fox, Ray Swift, made a brave go of saving it with a bunch of runaway rabbits on the South Downs.

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brutal

No one cares about my interests or thoughts

JFK Jr being regarded as some style icon is proof that fashion is 90% the person itself not the clothes

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>>219772752
Lugubriatillate is just a form of lugubrious, jackass.

>>219772815
I truly cannot imagine being inside the mind of a person who consumes this type of content on a regular basis. Some people just get one-shotted by the algorithm.

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Watching my dad figure out the light is out on the fish tank
Update: it's tricky to program the light

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doctorberg looked at me like this when i told her i had no sexual history. why do they even ask that question, i said no and they still gave me an std test

>>219772835
probably cause you look like a fag

My blood flows harshly. My boner is severe.

>>219772835
She was surprised because you're such a handsome boy you surely should have had a lucky lady by now

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>>219772831
>on a regular basis

>Bouta make some dinner
>No milk
Wtf do I even make now???

>>219772835
I got embarrassed when my doctor asked what I do for a living

horniness is really just too much energy wanting to be used, if you went hard at the gym you wouldnt be hard at home

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lol
LMAO even

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>>219772855
>make
a trip to the store

>>219772853
Lmao fair. I’m giving people the benefit of the doubt that they might occasionally look at this stuff out of morbid curiosity.

>>219772865
I don't like driving when it's dark.

>>219772858
i always just say consulting.

>>219772835
She probably thought you were lying

Can deaf people drive?

Nvm, looks like I had some 1% left. I prefer whole milk, but this'll do.

>>219772635
>Dad is angry I missed 2 classes
>I can still pass the course if I attend every other class
>I am just exhausted because I had to work
>Deal with ubering
>Broke
>Tired
>Burnt out

I just hate how when I express my dissatisfaction I told to seek therapy

>>219772871
Do you have disgenic eyes or something

>>219772835
She probably thought you were lying normalfags have a hard time even imagining not being in a relationship

Vogue Optical where your second pair is free

>>219772904
No, but there's typically a crash sometime around this night every weekend. I don't want to take the chance.

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>>219772869
I think i've seen like two of his videos desu. I click on generational-analysisslop.

And this sword that master Cat gained then was not a bold dagger as employed by the more verminous of the land's inhabitant, nor was it yet a rude broadsword as may be swung by a badger in an upset, clearing the forest path all up unto his favorite drinking hole; this implement was instead a fine cleaving vessel of average length, perhaps once again the size of a cat, who could also bring it down upon his foes to devastating effect. And though the possibilities shone vivid in his mind, the Cat said nothing; it knealt instead at the foot of this strange dormous in its pumpkin coach, holding the sword to his shoulder just so. ARISE THEN, SIR CAT, it said!

You wouldn't survive an encounter with me

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Ignore the Canadian
????
Profit?

>>219772702
Maybe one day a /canzuk/ general will exist.

I think Azula was a really cool character.

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WERE WINNING AHAHAHAHAHA

GET F*CKED

>>219772914
You one of them agorophobics?

Is the guy who asked for the lotto numbers here? Did you win anything

>>219772938
Wtf

9-11 2: electric boogaloo

>>219772939
No.

>>219772928
Edmonton goaltending has been a shitshow for almost as long as I can remember lol

Cooked two pounds of wings but I fucked them up so I ate them all so I wouldn't have to look at them anymore

Man I am so fucking retarded I know this sounds dumb but working over time 10 hours a day is exhausting and I need money

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>>219772951
glad i ignored you and listened to the little birdie in my ear

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The tank got all sorts of algae and stuff to clean off. The soil is fertile but the rot must be cleansed

>>219772960
Why do you keep posting children

>>219772966
hes a pedophile

the yzerplan is imploding in front of my eyes

>>219772198
>pay for bags there
Many such cases elsewhere too. Sad!
Personally I'm considering getting a reusable bag because I'm sick of dealing with individual ones when I get home after buying groceries.

wish i was like jason borne, if a random person wanted to kill me they probably could easily

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The man who has been told that he will have to endure torture fifty years from now is not disturbed thereby, unless he has leaped over the intervening years, and has projected himself into the trouble that is destined to arrive a generation later. In the same way, souls that enjoy being sick and that seize upon excuses for sorrow are saddened by events long past and effaced from the records. Past and future are both absent; we feel neither of them. But there can be no pain except as the result of what you feel.

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I hate the antichrist
This snl episode got me making plans

dumb peanutposter

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Sleep time

I'm a really socially anxious person but for some reason I am not at all afraid for my personal safety like i genuinely don't mind walking around a dangerous ghetto

>>219773014
How do you stay grounded in the present moment, wise peanutposter?

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POV: the dangerous ghetto

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>>219772963
purge mashallah

I've read that adding plants can help reduce algae because they have to compete for nitrogen. But I've also seen nasty ass tanks with plants anyways

chariot ruined the lives of hundreds of children

>>219773049
I have walked through dangerous parts of the city I lived in where you can hear gunshots and genuinely didn't mind

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>>219773032
Goodnight
>>219773034
Same lol. I just lock in with real danger but people looking at me for 1 second too long freaks me out. I think the social pussy part of your brain isnt related to the lizard brain fears

>>219773049
>10+ year old cars
holy hooptie

What element from avatar would you like to have?

>>219773062
Fire

>>219773055
yeah but she looks cool and inspired me to become a Lisa main

>>219773046
Mindfulness

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> dangerous parts of the city I lived in

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>>219773051
Yeah. It's just that the glass has super messed up visibility. It's algae from an aquarium but it's being cleaned to convert to a terrarium anyways. It's just a lot of scrubbing but it'll solve on its own.
>>219773062
Aiebending, easy. It's like obviously the best

>>219773068
a what?

>>219773062
Fire or air.

>>219773072
I think you’re right

>>219773062
water would be pretty nice

but pretty much any element could indirectly control another element with a vortex

>will never have a girlfriend again
>Will never own a home
>Dropped out of school once
>Trying to work and go to school
>Struggling to balence both
>Wanna shoot myself most days

It's ok I am never gonna own a home anyway I love that I am turning 23 soon and I have nothing to show for it most people my age have a career and most people are making decent money at 25

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I WIN

ROT IN HELL, LOSERS

>>219773074
This town looks cool

>>219773059
For me I think it just doesn't register as a real possibility. Like the idea of getting shots seems so unreal that I'm not really afraid of it
>>219773074
Someone set a car on fire right outside rje apartment I used to live in

>>219773062
Rock because Avatar Kyoshi was the best avatar.

>>219773094
McLoser

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>>219773084
I have a happy witch fetish

I smell terrible

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This snl is literally lethal cringe
>>219773098
>For me I think it just doesn't register as a real possibility. Like the idea of getting shots seems so unreal that I'm not really afraid of it
That makes sense. Our brains can't even contextualizethat sort of damage

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>>219773119
too bad, have a crying witch

>>219772835
normalfriends unironically cannot fathom someone not having a gf/bf

Bad day on the realm bros. Lost my nearly maxed out huntress and samurai. Nature of the game thoughbeit.

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Drinking sunny d because I'm a gay baby

Which teams are going to the stanley this year?

>>219773134
Was it a good death?

>>219773141
Sunny D and rum, yum yum

>>219773141
I like girls with smaller butts and big tits

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im scared of talking to women
happen in your country?

dont like fat asses, im more a fan of fit asses

>>219773144
Sharks

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I submitted a story to a relatively small podcast that I was a major fan of a year or so ago and I misspelled a single word in it and the host kind of roasted my ass in a way that I felt was a bit too much for such a small mistake when he otherwise liked the story and I haven't listened to a single episode since

>>219773141
Nice
>>219773144
The Jets. Obviously.

>>219773144
Colorado is a strong contender.

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For me it's TOS

>>219773092
I read an article that said a lot of people are just skipping out on working during school.
I do sales or sidequest shit though because it's flexible and more like self employment but without having to like invest in as much infrastructural shit.

>>219773144
my sharkies

>>219773154
I mean yeah getting grilled insanely hard feels awful

>>219773161
I wish I could but I have health insurance
Car insurance
All under my policy because my dad said it was bullshit that I struggle to afford shit

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corr the din dun hath been ameliorated

now to get to [redacted] until fuggin' boomer-ass indictmentshire.

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>>219773131

>>219773154
its a toxic podcast therefore you are toxic but dont like it when the toxicity is turned towards you

>>219773154
You should stalk him for years and be a problem in his life and harass his family and ruin his career

>>219773145
Both while doing bosses I haven't done before. Got further than I normally do, so maybe.

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>>219773170
Useless wizard
>>219773185
Sounds like it to me
I played a lot of hardcore wow and its funny because the deaths are what you remember

Evens I get taco bell odds I don't

>>219773144
I'm hoping the Oilers just so McDavid can get a loser hat trick but I don't think they're gonna even make the playoffs

>>219773168
You could try showing him an excel sheet with your bank statements and stuff if you haven't tried it already.
But that might only work if you're actually living in poverty mode and still struggling, and also assumes he's one of those people who can read data.

>>219773191
no sharting for you

>>219773192
If they made it to the finals with Jarry in net I would be shocked.

>>219773191
9 plus one is ten do I still get it

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Today's new word:
•vermicular
>adjective
>ver·mic·u·lar
>a) Resembling a worm in form or motion
>b) Of, relating to, or caused by worms
I love being extremely literate.

Gravy is kinda gross.

>>219773210
Thst makes sense the word worm probably derives from the Latin word v in Latin is pronounced like w so vermus over time probably became work
Bet the word vermin has the same origin

>>219773210
My penis is vermicular

I can shoot cum quite a surprising distance if I save up for a day or two.

>>219773226
*became worm

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>>219773210
Verm = worm?

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https://youtu.be/qqm8JKgsxFs?si=jJhJUv99JTncZXd0

I love God

>>219773209
fat

I never really listened to Have a Cigar until now but now I'm thinking it's top 3 Floyd songs

kaichou wa
prease can yu keep mai sheecoret

>>219773284
That’s a cool one. Probably one of the Floyd songs I heard most as a kid because they would play it on classic rock radio.

>>219773284
Funny how the band screwed Roy Harper out of royalties from the song

>>219773284
shine on
Brain damage
grandchester meadows

>>219773284
It is.
Wish you were here is the best album. It all flows together

My favourite Floyd album is Animals but all of their classic albums are amazing.

My fooking foot hurts maybe I really do have gout i did have a couple beers last night

>>219773328
For me it's number two behind Wish You Were Here. Great album,but WYWH had more of an impact on me.
The only classic Floyd album I dislike is The Wall, which still has some great songs on it.

to be fair, you need an IQ of 173 to appreciate atom heart mother

>>219773347
I loved The Wall when I was a teenager. I don’t love it quite as much now but, like you said, there are some great songs there. But Dark Side, WYWH, and Animals are all masterpieces. I really love Meddle too.

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>>219773346
Let me give you a hand

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6 year old voiced by a Jewish man in his 40s
Snl torture

>>219773352
Summer ‘68 is a really cool track. And the big title suite. I don’t remember the rest as much.

>>219773352
Unironically

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>>219773368
Easy conversion to triangle choke from there. Easy tap

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>>219773374
WHEN THAT FAAAAT OOOOOLD SUN IN THE SKYYYYYY IS FAAALLLIIIIING
Summer evening birds are calling
Children’s laughter in my ears
The last sunlight disappears

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https://youtu.be/KGV8r6vMx0c?si=L02JFoo7_ldiykPr

We hate each other because we live in an oppressive society and cant lash out against the people on top.

the tranime avatars are getting annoying

>>219773387
I will re-listen to that one next. But currently the Summer ‘68 horns are reverberating through my entire house.

>>219773395
We live in a society

>>219773395
nah i hate cause you're a faggot

>>219773411
Viva la revolucion!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnXjxtfKFDM

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>the tranime avatars are getting annoying

>>219773419
When we got la revolution we got the reign of terror

>>219773387
>>219773401
Oh yeah this is a lovely song. I admit I forgot this one.

>>219773433
Pic related is way more sovlfvl than any tranime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNcaK0D-nEU

>>219773438
If youre seriously happy with the global banking cartel, and the enslavement of society, and the careless destruction of the planet. You might be a redneck.

Second vocab word of tonight's reading sesh:
•insouciance
>Noun
>In·sou·ci·ance
>Lighthearted unconcern: nonchalance

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>>219773445
Here's a funny non anime image

>>219773467
I don't get it

Love this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgaMFjo_lI

>>219773460
Maybe i am a redneck. I dunno

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What's illegal about that

>>219773481
Youre not redneck enough, we need to go redder neck

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sue-ciety

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>If you didn't care what happened to me
>and I didn't care for you

>>219773481
You know you're a redneck when your gun rack's got a gun rack on it!

>>219773488
does viagra makes women horny

>>219773479
best song on meddle

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>>219773489
Thats alright by me. I want to have a nice life on the land. Getting the chance for a life like that id take it. I applied for a job as a farmhand and got denied

>>219773490
The thing is people think the people running the show are literally God and those same people have the same additude. But they are but men and it will all come crumbling down. Global economy is a ponzi scheme. Its just a question of whose hands it will fall into.

>>219773479
For me, it's ONE OF THESE DAYS IM.GOING TO CUT YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES

>>219773507
Things will happen, it will “happen” and it is “happening”. Beyond any and all of our lives impact on it.

https://youtu.be/nHi2V9l0blc?si=N3DigS7y9_bdZMn9

>>219773495
Apparently it gives them headaches and nausea but does make their pussy wet

BROS SHOULD I ORDER SOME SLOP ON UBER EATS OR NO

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>>219773523
>happening
Post the chudjak
But yeah idk I feel like the current infrastructure is going to decay to its barbecues like cyberpunk too. Don't think it'll be easier to have a rural life than get by in a city though

>>219773500
I guess I agree. Either that or Echoes.
>>219773516
Love that one too. Awesome double-tracked bass.

>>219773534
you should order ME some slop on uberjeets

>>219773535
>barbecues
Sorry my autocorrect changed barebones to barbecues

>>219773534
why would you want to pay $30 for $8 worth of food?

>>219773535
I dont care for conjecture.

The fast food farts have been haunting me all day

>>219773530
>Apparently it gives them headaches and nausea but
didnt ask
>does make their pussy wet
all you had to say

I think it's fine to marry a loyal slut

Who's the hottest person in your family?

>>219773550
Sorry about that then

the mind is willing but the body is tired

>>219773560
me desu

>>219773560
Me

>>219773560
My grandmother was pretty hot in young pictures of herself. She died when I was 1 so I don't feel weird in saying so

>>219773560
Me. I’m pretty hot frfr

>>219773560
thats subjective but not me thats for sure

What did we think of Takopi's Original Sin

>>219773560
What kind of question is that? What do you want people to say?
>oh it's definitely my mom. She is so fuckable

Lost my virginity and it sucked. Id rather goon

>>219773596
If that's your honest opinion then sure

never my virginity and it sucks

just gay raped myself

never knows best

>>219773601
you fucked but never made love

>>219773582
Oh yeah my grandma was beautiful when she was young.
Fucking based grandpa for landing her as a 5'3 male

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>>219773606
It isn't my opinion

Hairy German grandmas drinking pee

>>219773629
I think it is and you said it as a joke for plausible deniability

Even trying to force myself to think as objectively as possible, I don’t think any of my family members are especially hot. They’re all just pretty normal looking.

its really jarring seeing a hot trannys cock its so dark compared to their pale beautiful skin

>>219773629
So it's a fact?

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How often do you go to Church?

>>219773636
Bad post

>>219773644
Happy Holi

Thinking about Icelandic MILFs

I think I remember being told that my hyper religious grandma married my grandpa on the condition that he would eventually come to Jesus. Don't know if that ever quite came to pass

>>219773644
More like Merry Indian holiday (I literally cannot think of a single one)

Six leafs in a row that's what I like to see

>>219773659
>>219773648

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>>219773634
>>219773641

>>219773644
in america we say glad yule

>>219773668
Are Iceland women hot? They must have the pinkest pussies in the game.

Yodel hooo

>>219773654
>the condition that he would eventually come to Jesus
It's worth it. Christ saves all.

What do feather Indians think of dot Indians in Canada?

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>>219773668
what

>>219773690
>indians
>thinking
heheheh

>>219773690
My understanding is the First Nations recognize the common history with European settlers, however they don't share that with more recent immigrants. They treat them like tourists or visitors

I've always liked the idea of fucking my hot sister. Probably because of game of thrones and the fact I don't even have a sister

>>219773680
I think so. I went to colombia and realized that i much prefer Icelandic women

>>219773690
The dot indians work at the liquor stores. So I guess that makes them friends.

I always keep weapons withing arms reach of my shitposting station, but I haven't seen a "you can only defend yourself with something within arm's reach how fucked are you" post in a while

wish i had a sugar mommy buying me games

>>219773714
I’ve got scissors. That’s not too bad.

>>219773714
I have a titanium trench shovel and 12 knives within reach

*pssst*

they’re trying to to build a prison

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gn

>>219773703
When Jeets finally outnumber you guys they're gonna take away the natives gibs because 'well we didn't do it'

>>219773718
Nigga what is a mom

the labels on some anime I have are number stupid and vlc isn't playing them in order

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Why dont gaming companies make more point and click games

Is 1am too late too late to shower?

>>219773258
corr

photogenic kittingtonshire

>>219773746
it is but you have 10 minutes before then until the water shuts off

>>219773743
Can't you just drag from the folder onto the player?

>>219773488
kek this is actually genius ahahaha

How about balls and dick games

>>219773745
You ever play Touch Detective or Edna and Harvey? They aren't exactly new but they're good

>>219773769
Not really. You can tuck with a boner

We need to talk about Iran

>>219773775
No havent played those. Just get excited when games release. It wasn't exactly one but blue prince was my fave game lately too.

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my hockey team lost

How would your life be different if your penis was in the top 0.01% of overall size?

>>219773787
We're monitoring the situation

>>219773763
it's on my projector that uses android from like 8 years ago or some shit
i could rename the files but i dont feel like it
what's also cool is that vlc keeps copies of old versions of their android app

>>219773787
Iran

Iran so far away

>>219773787
nice try
release the epstein files

>>219773794
>blue prince
That one released on Switch 2 recently, might buy it on there

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>>219773798
i dont have a chuddha on this pc

>>219773797
Sorry bout that
>>219773802
That sucks. Just gonna watch something else then?
>>219773825
It's definitely worth it. It was just hard enough that I was able to solve the puzzles barely on my own. It was really satisfying and a cool experience. Kinda of like a house of leaves horror story.

>>219773798
I'd be jerking off in my room with a bigger dick

>>219773798
I would pass out whenever i got a boner

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I'm finally done with my nigger hating phase...

All men are created equal in the eyes of god.

>>219773798
I guess I’d get pussy from the type of women who care about that. I’m not sure which women those are, however.

hello cummiessssss

>>219773851
stfu you whore

>>219773843
I'm ignoring the subs and pretending it's a slice of life anime lol

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>>219769278

nuevo breadberg

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>>219773858
Hello cummy

>>219773798
I am already married to a perfect 10, so no other woman will ever see my phallice. However it is nice to hear from my wife how big and perfect my cock is.

>>219773870
what are you dong my fellow cummbummy?

Just took a massive shit and I will now drink my tangerine & strawberry san pellegrino

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i rate this 8/10

>>219773876
Im watching a documentary with my dad on castle construction. Hbu

>>219773872
Nice anon you’re a fortunate man

shit /new/ hopefully a new thread will kill it before i wake up tomorrow

>>219773844
Hell yeah. Getting high and stroking my gigantic dick would be cool.

>>219773890
We aren't using that

Never really liked snow

>>219773883
posting with my fellow /cum/mies

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Would it scare my friend away if I told her I've been self harming?!

its the jews

I wish I was a hot long hair guy. Like Fabio or Aragorn or some shit. I think bitches would be into that.

>>219773917
>he has friends
>he has a female friend
shooo normie shooo

>>219773917
Not if they’re a really good friend. But I hope you stop self-harming, anon. Please be kind to yourself.

>>219773923
You have a friend.
That friend is me.

>>219773931
you dont even know me

You got a friend in me

UHLUH WHO UCK BHAR

>>219773935
I don't need to. You are a /cum/mer. You are friends with us all.

>>219773938
why is your friend's benus inside you?

>>219773952
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My dad is really in a lot of pain from his injury. I'm worried it's gonna kill him
>>219773909
Sorry to hear that. I really enjoy snow. It's not so cold compared to rain and is nice and soft
>>219773911
Nice to meet you
>>219773917
It might so you may want to be careful

>>219773560
My wife