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THREAD THEME:https://youtu.be/kZnHavrD4vQ
2 hours left of wage slavery
why is he so smug?
Today I ate 10 spicy nuggets, fries, 2 cookies and a Baja blast
Here are some words for you>Luxurious >Lugubrious >Loquacious >Bodacious
I'm not a /cum/, but I figured I could join and you change the acronym for me.Perhaps change it /acum/, much like how an Italian would say before ejaculating. He would be like>"I'm /acum/ming!!!"Funny right?
Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious
I do my best to seem like I have no personality to most people because I find the thought of people knowing personal details about me intimidating, I try not to mention any hobbies or music or tv or anything at all I like, people do not even need to know I exist
Anagapesis is a noun referring to the feeling of no longer loving someone or something that was once deeply cherished; it is, in effect, falling out of love. Derived from Greek, the term implies a quiet, often gradual, fading of affection, sometimes described as the "soft death of love".
I want to explode acum all over your tits
>>219772707You WHAT?
>>219772702Fuck off
Here are some words for you>such a long way to GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
>>219772728corr good kittington disss>>219772716corr good post diss
>>219772702Then it would be a different general
>>219772716are you sure you even exist?
>>219772716Seen
>>219772694phwoarluxuriticizationlugubriatillateloquaciaticisizebodaciate
>>219772741your gimmick is so stupid it wraps around to being funny
>>219772744yeah I mean I'm much more free with that stuff online because it's easier to be anonymous I'm more worried about having to actually deal with coworkers/family or anyone I know irl wanting to interact with me
>>219772751weird-arsed k'ttingt'nshire-under-nazehafta be egrilabritated
finkin garn hefta hit the pooberg before indulging some R&R for maybe 90 before the.udder fing
Slept all day award
that wasn't very nietzschean of you dude
the jjk sub is like>we shall have an honorable duel and our techniques shall show us the true paththen the dub is like>nigga watcho goofy ahh be thinkin he doin frontin on me cuh!
>>219772694Only one idk is the last oneLugubrious is like dream like Loquacious is talkative
What's jjk
>>219772716Same, i think I just don't trust people
>>219772765ASSUME THINE SWORD, SIR CAT!; on Sir Cat of Meowington, whose own Father was crucified and his private bits grilled by yon King's Merrie Companie Of Fortune named Ye Ribald Band; how Sir Cat of Meowington scaled the earthern ramparts of the robber knight Baldemar du Ferrett and what horrors resulted therein while taking in his employ the admirable talents of Sir Robert de Mole;how it came to be that Sir Cat of Meowington finally came upon his Canossa and resolved to take penance before Master Shrew; how, at length, a Mouseoleum was built in honour of Sir Cat of Meowington and how Squire Fieldmouse laboured for it to be brought unto completion at the cost of his own wellbeing; how rats & mice held receptions around the Mouseoleum of Sir Cat of Meowington The Brave without knowing its true import - how a stone guardian in the likeness of Our Knight burst forth from its tomb in the hour of the rodents' need, as a large raven loomed above them; how in the latter days of the world there was a road to be paved over the tomb of the most hon. Sir Cat of Meowington and how that latter-day fox, Ray Swift, made a brave go of saving it with a bunch of runaway rabbits on the South Downs.
brutal
No one cares about my interests or thoughts
JFK Jr being regarded as some style icon is proof that fashion is 90% the person itself not the clothes
>>219772752Lugubriatillate is just a form of lugubrious, jackass.
>>219772815I truly cannot imagine being inside the mind of a person who consumes this type of content on a regular basis. Some people just get one-shotted by the algorithm.
Watching my dad figure out the light is out on the fish tankUpdate: it's tricky to program the light
doctorberg looked at me like this when i told her i had no sexual history. why do they even ask that question, i said no and they still gave me an std test
>>219772835probably cause you look like a fag
My blood flows harshly. My boner is severe.
>>219772835She was surprised because you're such a handsome boy you surely should have had a lucky lady by now
>>219772831>on a regular basis
>Bouta make some dinner>No milkWtf do I even make now???
>>219772835I got embarrassed when my doctor asked what I do for a living
horniness is really just too much energy wanting to be used, if you went hard at the gym you wouldnt be hard at home
lolLMAO even
>>219772855>makea trip to the store
>>219772853Lmao fair. I’m giving people the benefit of the doubt that they might occasionally look at this stuff out of morbid curiosity.
>>219772865I don't like driving when it's dark.
>>219772858i always just say consulting.
>>219772835She probably thought you were lying
Can deaf people drive?
Nvm, looks like I had some 1% left. I prefer whole milk, but this'll do.
>>219772635>Dad is angry I missed 2 classes >I can still pass the course if I attend every other class >I am just exhausted because I had to work >Deal with ubering >Broke >Tired >Burnt out I just hate how when I express my dissatisfaction I told to seek therapy
>>219772871Do you have disgenic eyes or something
>>219772835She probably thought you were lying normalfags have a hard time even imagining not being in a relationship
Vogue Optical where your second pair is free
>>219772904No, but there's typically a crash sometime around this night every weekend. I don't want to take the chance.
>>219772869I think i've seen like two of his videos desu. I click on generational-analysisslop.
And this sword that master Cat gained then was not a bold dagger as employed by the more verminous of the land's inhabitant, nor was it yet a rude broadsword as may be swung by a badger in an upset, clearing the forest path all up unto his favorite drinking hole; this implement was instead a fine cleaving vessel of average length, perhaps once again the size of a cat, who could also bring it down upon his foes to devastating effect. And though the possibilities shone vivid in his mind, the Cat said nothing; it knealt instead at the foot of this strange dormous in its pumpkin coach, holding the sword to his shoulder just so. ARISE THEN, SIR CAT, it said!
You wouldn't survive an encounter with me
Ignore the Canadian????Profit?
>>219772702Maybe one day a /canzuk/ general will exist.
I think Azula was a really cool character.
WERE WINNING AHAHAHAHAHAGET F*CKED
>>219772914You one of them agorophobics?
Is the guy who asked for the lotto numbers here? Did you win anything
>>219772938Wtf
9-11 2: electric boogaloo
>>219772939No.
>>219772928Edmonton goaltending has been a shitshow for almost as long as I can remember lol
Cooked two pounds of wings but I fucked them up so I ate them all so I wouldn't have to look at them anymore
Man I am so fucking retarded I know this sounds dumb but working over time 10 hours a day is exhausting and I need money
>>219772951glad i ignored you and listened to the little birdie in my ear
The tank got all sorts of algae and stuff to clean off. The soil is fertile but the rot must be cleansed
>>219772960Why do you keep posting children
>>219772966hes a pedophile
the yzerplan is imploding in front of my eyes
>>219772198>pay for bags thereMany such cases elsewhere too. Sad!Personally I'm considering getting a reusable bag because I'm sick of dealing with individual ones when I get home after buying groceries.
wish i was like jason borne, if a random person wanted to kill me they probably could easily
The man who has been told that he will have to endure torture fifty years from now is not disturbed thereby, unless he has leaped over the intervening years, and has projected himself into the trouble that is destined to arrive a generation later. In the same way, souls that enjoy being sick and that seize upon excuses for sorrow are saddened by events long past and effaced from the records. Past and future are both absent; we feel neither of them. But there can be no pain except as the result of what you feel.
I hate the antichristThis snl episode got me making plans
dumb peanutposter
Sleep time
I'm a really socially anxious person but for some reason I am not at all afraid for my personal safety like i genuinely don't mind walking around a dangerous ghetto
>>219773014How do you stay grounded in the present moment, wise peanutposter?
POV: the dangerous ghetto
>>219772963purge mashallahI've read that adding plants can help reduce algae because they have to compete for nitrogen. But I've also seen nasty ass tanks with plants anyways
chariot ruined the lives of hundreds of children
>>219773049I have walked through dangerous parts of the city I lived in where you can hear gunshots and genuinely didn't mind
>>219773032Goodnight >>219773034Same lol. I just lock in with real danger but people looking at me for 1 second too long freaks me out. I think the social pussy part of your brain isnt related to the lizard brain fears
>>219773049>10+ year old carsholy hooptie
What element from avatar would you like to have?
>>219773062Fire
>>219773055yeah but she looks cool and inspired me to become a Lisa main
>>219773046Mindfulness
> dangerous parts of the city I lived in
>>219773051Yeah. It's just that the glass has super messed up visibility. It's algae from an aquarium but it's being cleaned to convert to a terrarium anyways. It's just a lot of scrubbing but it'll solve on its own.>>219773062Aiebending, easy. It's like obviously the best
>>219773068a what?
>>219773062Fire or air.
>>219773072I think you’re right
>>219773062water would be pretty nicebut pretty much any element could indirectly control another element with a vortex
>will never have a girlfriend again >Will never own a home >Dropped out of school once >Trying to work and go to school >Struggling to balence both >Wanna shoot myself most days It's ok I am never gonna own a home anyway I love that I am turning 23 soon and I have nothing to show for it most people my age have a career and most people are making decent money at 25
I WINROT IN HELL, LOSERS
>>219773074This town looks cool
>>219773059For me I think it just doesn't register as a real possibility. Like the idea of getting shots seems so unreal that I'm not really afraid of it>>219773074Someone set a car on fire right outside rje apartment I used to live in
>>219773062Rock because Avatar Kyoshi was the best avatar.
>>219773094McLoser
>>219773084I have a happy witch fetish
I smell terrible
This snl is literally lethal cringe>>219773098>For me I think it just doesn't register as a real possibility. Like the idea of getting shots seems so unreal that I'm not really afraid of itThat makes sense. Our brains can't even contextualizethat sort of damage
>>219773119too bad, have a crying witch
>>219772835normalfriends unironically cannot fathom someone not having a gf/bf
Bad day on the realm bros. Lost my nearly maxed out huntress and samurai. Nature of the game thoughbeit.
Drinking sunny d because I'm a gay baby
Which teams are going to the stanley this year?
>>219773134Was it a good death?
>>219773141Sunny D and rum, yum yum
>>219773141I like girls with smaller butts and big tits
im scared of talking to womenhappen in your country?
dont like fat asses, im more a fan of fit asses
>>219773144Sharks
I submitted a story to a relatively small podcast that I was a major fan of a year or so ago and I misspelled a single word in it and the host kind of roasted my ass in a way that I felt was a bit too much for such a small mistake when he otherwise liked the story and I haven't listened to a single episode since
>>219773141Nice>>219773144The Jets. Obviously.
>>219773144Colorado is a strong contender.
For me it's TOS
>>219773092I read an article that said a lot of people are just skipping out on working during school.I do sales or sidequest shit though because it's flexible and more like self employment but without having to like invest in as much infrastructural shit.
>>219773144my sharkies
>>219773154I mean yeah getting grilled insanely hard feels awful
>>219773161I wish I could but I have health insurance Car insurance All under my policy because my dad said it was bullshit that I struggle to afford shit
corr the din dun hath been amelioratednow to get to [redacted] until fuggin' boomer-ass indictmentshire.
>>219773131
>>219773154its a toxic podcast therefore you are toxic but dont like it when the toxicity is turned towards you
>>219773154You should stalk him for years and be a problem in his life and harass his family and ruin his career
>>219773145Both while doing bosses I haven't done before. Got further than I normally do, so maybe.
>>219773170Useless wizard>>219773185Sounds like it to meI played a lot of hardcore wow and its funny because the deaths are what you remember
Evens I get taco bell odds I don't
>>219773144I'm hoping the Oilers just so McDavid can get a loser hat trick but I don't think they're gonna even make the playoffs
>>219773168You could try showing him an excel sheet with your bank statements and stuff if you haven't tried it already. But that might only work if you're actually living in poverty mode and still struggling, and also assumes he's one of those people who can read data.
>>219773191no sharting for you
>>219773192If they made it to the finals with Jarry in net I would be shocked.
>>2197731919 plus one is ten do I still get it
Today's new word: •vermicular>adjective>ver·mic·u·lar>a) Resembling a worm in form or motion>b) Of, relating to, or caused by wormsI love being extremely literate.
Gravy is kinda gross.
>>219773210Thst makes sense the word worm probably derives from the Latin word v in Latin is pronounced like w so vermus over time probably became workBet the word vermin has the same origin
>>219773210My penis is vermicular
I can shoot cum quite a surprising distance if I save up for a day or two.
>>219773226*became worm
>>219773210Verm = worm?
https://youtu.be/qqm8JKgsxFs?si=jJhJUv99JTncZXd0I love God
>>219773209fat
I never really listened to Have a Cigar until now but now I'm thinking it's top 3 Floyd songs
kaichou waprease can yu keep mai sheecoret
>>219773284That’s a cool one. Probably one of the Floyd songs I heard most as a kid because they would play it on classic rock radio.
>>219773284Funny how the band screwed Roy Harper out of royalties from the song
>>219773284shine onBrain damagegrandchester meadows
>>219773284It is. Wish you were here is the best album. It all flows together
My favourite Floyd album is Animals but all of their classic albums are amazing.
My fooking foot hurts maybe I really do have gout i did have a couple beers last night
>>219773328For me it's number two behind Wish You Were Here. Great album,but WYWH had more of an impact on me. The only classic Floyd album I dislike is The Wall, which still has some great songs on it.
to be fair, you need an IQ of 173 to appreciate atom heart mother
>>219773347I loved The Wall when I was a teenager. I don’t love it quite as much now but, like you said, there are some great songs there. But Dark Side, WYWH, and Animals are all masterpieces. I really love Meddle too.
>>219773346Let me give you a hand
6 year old voiced by a Jewish man in his 40sSnl torture
>>219773352Summer ‘68 is a really cool track. And the big title suite. I don’t remember the rest as much.
>>219773352Unironically
>>219773368Easy conversion to triangle choke from there. Easy tap
>>219773374WHEN THAT FAAAAT OOOOOLD SUN IN THE SKYYYYYY IS FAAALLLIIIIINGSummer evening birds are callingChildren’s laughter in my earsThe last sunlight disappears
https://youtu.be/KGV8r6vMx0c?si=L02JFoo7_ldiykPrWe hate each other because we live in an oppressive society and cant lash out against the people on top.
the tranime avatars are getting annoying
>>219773387I will re-listen to that one next. But currently the Summer ‘68 horns are reverberating through my entire house.
>>219773395We live in a society
>>219773395nah i hate cause you're a faggot
>>219773411Viva la revolucion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnXjxtfKFDM
>the tranime avatars are getting annoying
>>219773419When we got la revolution we got the reign of terror
>>219773387>>219773401Oh yeah this is a lovely song. I admit I forgot this one.
>>219773433Pic related is way more sovlfvl than any tranime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNcaK0D-nEU
>>219773438If youre seriously happy with the global banking cartel, and the enslavement of society, and the careless destruction of the planet. You might be a redneck.
Second vocab word of tonight's reading sesh:•insouciance>Noun>In·sou·ci·ance>Lighthearted unconcern: nonchalance
>>219773445Here's a funny non anime image
>>219773467I don't get it
Love this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgaMFjo_lI
>>219773460Maybe i am a redneck. I dunno
What's illegal about that
>>219773481Youre not redneck enough, we need to go redder neck
sue-ciety
>If you didn't care what happened to me>and I didn't care for you
>>219773481You know you're a redneck when your gun rack's got a gun rack on it!
>>219773488does viagra makes women horny
>>219773479best song on meddle
>>219773489Thats alright by me. I want to have a nice life on the land. Getting the chance for a life like that id take it. I applied for a job as a farmhand and got denied
>>219773490The thing is people think the people running the show are literally God and those same people have the same additude. But they are but men and it will all come crumbling down. Global economy is a ponzi scheme. Its just a question of whose hands it will fall into.
>>219773479For me, it's ONE OF THESE DAYS IM.GOING TO CUT YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES
>>219773507Things will happen, it will “happen” and it is “happening”. Beyond any and all of our lives impact on it.
https://youtu.be/nHi2V9l0blc?si=N3DigS7y9_bdZMn9
>>219773495Apparently it gives them headaches and nausea but does make their pussy wet
BROS SHOULD I ORDER SOME SLOP ON UBER EATS OR NO
>>219773523>happeningPost the chudjakBut yeah idk I feel like the current infrastructure is going to decay to its barbecues like cyberpunk too. Don't think it'll be easier to have a rural life than get by in a city though
>>219773500I guess I agree. Either that or Echoes. >>219773516Love that one too. Awesome double-tracked bass.
>>219773534you should order ME some slop on uberjeets
>>219773535>barbecuesSorry my autocorrect changed barebones to barbecues
>>219773534why would you want to pay $30 for $8 worth of food?
>>219773535I dont care for conjecture.
The fast food farts have been haunting me all day
>>219773530>Apparently it gives them headaches and nausea butdidnt ask >does make their pussy wetall you had to say
I think it's fine to marry a loyal slut
Who's the hottest person in your family?
>>219773550Sorry about that then
the mind is willing but the body is tired
>>219773560me desu
>>219773560Me
>>219773560My grandmother was pretty hot in young pictures of herself. She died when I was 1 so I don't feel weird in saying so
>>219773560Me. I’m pretty hot frfr
>>219773560thats subjective but not me thats for sure
What did we think of Takopi's Original Sin
>>219773560What kind of question is that? What do you want people to say?>oh it's definitely my mom. She is so fuckable
Lost my virginity and it sucked. Id rather goon
>>219773596If that's your honest opinion then sure
never my virginity and it sucks
just gay raped myself
never knows best
>>219773601you fucked but never made love
>>219773582Oh yeah my grandma was beautiful when she was young. Fucking based grandpa for landing her as a 5'3 male
>>219773606It isn't my opinion
Hairy German grandmas drinking pee
>>219773629I think it is and you said it as a joke for plausible deniability
Even trying to force myself to think as objectively as possible, I don’t think any of my family members are especially hot. They’re all just pretty normal looking.
its really jarring seeing a hot trannys cock its so dark compared to their pale beautiful skin
>>219773629So it's a fact?
How often do you go to Church?
>>219773636Bad post
>>219773644Happy Holi
Thinking about Icelandic MILFs
I think I remember being told that my hyper religious grandma married my grandpa on the condition that he would eventually come to Jesus. Don't know if that ever quite came to pass
>>219773644More like Merry Indian holiday (I literally cannot think of a single one)
Six leafs in a row that's what I like to see
>>219773659>>219773648
>>219773634>>219773641
>>219773644in america we say glad yule
>>219773668Are Iceland women hot? They must have the pinkest pussies in the game.
Yodel hooo
>>219773654>the condition that he would eventually come to JesusIt's worth it. Christ saves all.
What do feather Indians think of dot Indians in Canada?
>>219773668what
>>219773690>indians>thinkingheheheh
>>219773690My understanding is the First Nations recognize the common history with European settlers, however they don't share that with more recent immigrants. They treat them like tourists or visitors
I've always liked the idea of fucking my hot sister. Probably because of game of thrones and the fact I don't even have a sister
>>219773680I think so. I went to colombia and realized that i much prefer Icelandic women
>>219773690The dot indians work at the liquor stores. So I guess that makes them friends.
I always keep weapons withing arms reach of my shitposting station, but I haven't seen a "you can only defend yourself with something within arm's reach how fucked are you" post in a while
wish i had a sugar mommy buying me games
>>219773714I’ve got scissors. That’s not too bad.
>>219773714I have a titanium trench shovel and 12 knives within reach
*pssst*they’re trying to to build a prison
gn
>>219773703When Jeets finally outnumber you guys they're gonna take away the natives gibs because 'well we didn't do it'
>>219773718Nigga what is a mom
the labels on some anime I have are number stupid and vlc isn't playing them in order
Why dont gaming companies make more point and click games
Is 1am too late too late to shower?
>>219773258corrphotogenic kittingtonshire
>>219773746it is but you have 10 minutes before then until the water shuts off
>>219773743Can't you just drag from the folder onto the player?
>>219773488kek this is actually genius ahahaha
How about balls and dick games
>>219773745You ever play Touch Detective or Edna and Harvey? They aren't exactly new but they're good
>>219773769Not really. You can tuck with a boner
We need to talk about Iran
>>219773775No havent played those. Just get excited when games release. It wasn't exactly one but blue prince was my fave game lately too.
my hockey team lost
How would your life be different if your penis was in the top 0.01% of overall size?
>>219773787We're monitoring the situation
>>219773763it's on my projector that uses android from like 8 years ago or some shiti could rename the files but i dont feel like itwhat's also cool is that vlc keeps copies of old versions of their android app
>>219773787IranIran so far away
>>219773787nice tryrelease the epstein files
>>219773794>blue princeThat one released on Switch 2 recently, might buy it on there
>>219773798i dont have a chuddha on this pc
>>219773797Sorry bout that>>219773802That sucks. Just gonna watch something else then?>>219773825It's definitely worth it. It was just hard enough that I was able to solve the puzzles barely on my own. It was really satisfying and a cool experience. Kinda of like a house of leaves horror story.
>>219773798I'd be jerking off in my room with a bigger dick
>>219773798I would pass out whenever i got a boner
I'm finally done with my nigger hating phase...All men are created equal in the eyes of god.
>>219773798I guess I’d get pussy from the type of women who care about that. I’m not sure which women those are, however.
hello cummiessssss
>>219773851stfu you whore
>>219773843I'm ignoring the subs and pretending it's a slice of life anime lol
>>219769278>>219769278>>219769278nuevo breadberg
>>219773858Hello cummy
>>219773798I am already married to a perfect 10, so no other woman will ever see my phallice. However it is nice to hear from my wife how big and perfect my cock is.
>>219773870what are you dong my fellow cummbummy?
Just took a massive shit and I will now drink my tangerine & strawberry san pellegrino
i rate this 8/10
>>219773876Im watching a documentary with my dad on castle construction. Hbu
>>219773872Nice anon you’re a fortunate man
shit /new/ hopefully a new thread will kill it before i wake up tomorrow
>>219773844Hell yeah. Getting high and stroking my gigantic dick would be cool.
>>219773890We aren't using that
Never really liked snow
>>219773883posting with my fellow /cum/mies
Would it scare my friend away if I told her I've been self harming?!
its the jews
I wish I was a hot long hair guy. Like Fabio or Aragorn or some shit. I think bitches would be into that.
>>219773917>he has friends>he has a female friendshooo normie shooo
>>219773917Not if they’re a really good friend. But I hope you stop self-harming, anon. Please be kind to yourself.
>>219773923You have a friend.That friend is me.
>>219773931you dont even know me
You got a friend in me
UHLUH WHO UCK BHAR
>>219773935I don't need to. You are a /cum/mer. You are friends with us all.
>>219773938why is your friend's benus inside you?
>>219773952>>219773952>>219773952
My dad is really in a lot of pain from his injury. I'm worried it's gonna kill him>>219773909Sorry to hear that. I really enjoy snow. It's not so cold compared to rain and is nice and soft>>219773911Nice to meet you>>219773917It might so you may want to be careful
>>219773560My wife
