This is the one

Io posto qui

corr can't wait for the jannies to permaban /cum/

o algo

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You make me feel so young

you are posting in a tranitor made thread btw

>>219778793
They nuked the other one

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Brvtal trvth nvke

>>219778629
chit on exam like that xD

>>219778811
Because it was posted early

Momberg called me a bum I'll make sure to send her to a fully jeet ran old folks home in retaliation

>>219778836
I learn magic for she ;)

I don't get why people turn on the lights for using their computer. I find even the light that enters through the door gaps annoying.

>>219778921
>t. Legally Blind by 35

>>219778885
it’s such bullshit that women are just as big of gooners as men but have half the sex drive IRL

>>219778814
3d whores have no value. Their opinions are worthless to me.

>>219778942
How do I play games on my computer without light glare on the monitor?

>>219778942
>having bright lights around you 24/7 will help you keep your vision

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>>219778763

>>219778985
>Turn up the brightness of your monitor bro 1000+ nits are healthy for your sight

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>don't get any of the phone numbers last week before Spring Break
>go to a bar where yet again I'm one of a group of guys orbiting the one young single girl and get forced out immediately for being short and poor while
I'm probably never going to have sex. It's over.

>>219778953
Besides the sex drive it's their pickiness, they're extremely selective while men will fuck anything that moves if it has a vagina

>>219779044
You just need to accept you don't have what it takes to compete with normies and move on

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>bϚrk baahk bjirk
>…
>åurghf aróòøø

Jammin in di name of de Lord

>>219779044
are you indian

normies are talking about mogging, maxxing, and pills now

Today was supposed to be my day off. But some cuck called off and I agreed to cover it because my boss has huge tits and she asked me to.
Now the guy who's supposed to come in after me called off too so now I gotta stay here 4 extra hours. Never afuckinggain

>>219779219
Normies create nothing original and nothing of value because they don't have souls, and just follow the herd or copy people with sovls

>>219779220
Make that money!

>>219779251
what have you created?

>>219778921
When I was a kid I would turn the lights on so the computer screen wouldnt block out everything in the background because my cats were retarded and would do stupid shit if I didn’t spray them with water first

>>219779220
tell that bitch she better make it up for it

business idea: free creampies

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Le freak, c’est chic.

>>219779302
I've made several moderately successful memes that have been picked up and spread on this and other platforms
I also drew my own comic book and recorded an "album" of me playing guitar

>>219779390
You’re still a frickin loser!!

what's the american equivalent of living in denmark or norway

Momberg is watching pro Israeli ai slop on instagram again

>>219779446
Coming from you that's a compliment.

had the most satisfying nose blow of my life. one big wad of mucus from each nostril. feeling cleansed

>>219779302
I review and make tutorials on how to install sex mods on minecraft

>>219779092
>compete with normies
Anon every bar and club is filled with older richfags who get every single girl, I saw a literal crowd form for this girl of tall richfags in their late 30s to 40s before one guy finally won out. That's a big reason why "normies" like myself don't go to clubs and bars anymore.
>>219779201
>are you indian
No I'm White

>>219779584
do you like india

>>219779629
>do you like india
No, even though there's definitely some parts of it that are nice especially in the South I'd never, ever bother unless I met some super hot girl from there, which is a hilariously tiny probability.
I'd much rather visit Mauritius.

Imagine the priceless undiscovered artifacts being destroyed in Iran right now

Use this if a Brazilian starts talking shit

https://voca.ro/17435mAfQrOT

>>219779535
i'm glad for you bro

Sooo bored waiting for this guy to finish plastering my room

>>219779708
if they’re undiscovered then how are they being destroyed?

>>219779782
I'll plaster it in cum if you want

>>219779814
That'll be very stinky

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>>219779512
Momberg is watching pro Pahalvi ai slop on Twitter again

what are slavs? are they white? are they beige?

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i want to sleep forever

>>219779795
absolutely BODIED that DWEEB

Ass dick shit fuck cunt

>>219779959
me when I remember something embarassing from middle school

ass + dick = shit.

fuck cunt.

https://voca.ro/1iLJHuR2N7ab

I recorded Time After Time on my Fender Jazzmaster some months back

>>219779044
>>go to a bar where yet again I'm one of a group of guys orbiting the one young single girl
do you live in the bay?

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waow

corr good pooberg diss wun

just in time for imminent brekkiebergization

>>219780142
Bless his heart

>>219780117
>do you live in the bay?
No, Phoenix

>>219780218
>No, Phoenix
even worse

>>219780243
>even worse
You have no idea how much I want to get out of this hellscape. It's the most dystopian city in the country because everything was built on a whim after the 1950s in the middle of a giant desert so it has literally nothing going for it the way similar cities like LA or SD do.

>>219780236
>Ford Raptor
>Zyn
>Ugly housing panel
This is downwards mobile middle class America B slop

any dallas niggas in

>>219779220
>agreed to cover it because my boss has huge tits and she asked me to.
She's not going to let you suck on them

>>219780315
wrong

>nicotine
>alcohol
>weed
>saving thousands while preserving your health
pick ONE

>>219780315
>downwards mobile
$200k is a fuck ton of money

>>219780361
>She's not going to let you suck on them
When was the time that it was culturally acceptable to have sex with your boss? My guess is 70s-00s.

>>219780425
It's always acceptable if you get away with it

>>219780451
>if you get away with it
Yeah but it's harder than ever to do so now

>>219780406
I’ll go with… uhhh.. hm… weed

>>219780420
Yes, but doesn't negate the fact that the rest is aesthetically downwardsly mobile.

Pick up trucks are quintessentially downwardsly mobile America B. Drive a sedan like a normal person.

>>219780464
How do you know have you tried?

>>219780494
>How do you know have you tried
No but I did try to fuck my coworker's Mom and the boss came down hard on me with a metric ton of HR speak

>>219780489
everything about it is UPwardly mobile, you're just a libshit who seethes over trucks and hot goth gf's because you have a small penis.

>>219780528
Southerner detected - opinion disregarded.

>>219780570
Jason, Lum and Brian are midwesterners

>>219780570
Nta but, you might could learn something. Southerners might teach you a couple of three things

Canada is just an extension of the American midwest so Canadians are American

Remember when Anakin and Palpatine killed mace windu?

>>219780620
No they're not

>>219780648
Yeah that was epic

>>219780620
>Canada is just an extension of the American midwest
The famously Midwestern Quebecois, Albertans, and Hongcouverians

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They’re doing this to me this evening

>>219780620
The Midwest "gee golly don'tchaknow" accent is identical to the Canadian "hey there bud, eh" accent

height pill is the most brutal black pill there is

minnes-oh-tah

Operation AIPAC Fury just dropped an Epstein bomb on a children's orphanage in Tehran!
There's no "I" in team but there is an "I" in the "Greater Israel Project" so get ready to die in a new forever war you worthless golems!
Oohrah soldiers! Your deaths are a sacrifice Trump is very willing to make...

>>219780707
>The Midwest "gee golly don'tchaknow" accent
That's just Minnesota, Wisconisn, and the Dakotas, not all of the Midwest

>>219780727
>height pill is the most brutal black pill there is
I didn't really believe it until I moved to Arizona where unlike the Midwest people here really are that shallow, vapid, and zero-sum because the whole place is precisely that.

>>219780406
The top 3

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what is with all the redditors screaming about these no name distros
i mean for fucks sake just throw on ubuntu or linux mint
i mean what are they even doing there on reddit... theyve somehow convinced people that they cant take three seconds to install the nvidia driver and even if you do muh nvidia sucks and unusable meme
i hate normies

>>219780763
Close enough

Only difference between an American and an Israeli is that Americans eat bacon.

>>219780879
Most Israelis don't even speak English

>>219780897
Neither do you

I once landed my scarf to a girl, she put the scarf in between her legs and played with it. Then her friend took it away quietly scolded her and returned the scarf to me.

>>219780910
Au contraire, I speak immaculate Aenglische

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LONE STAR LAW - Die Gesetzeshüter von Texas

>>219780879
suck my cock twat
if i could choose iran disappearing if it meant israeli government collapse id take it
this is more about bombing those fucking persians to me
that's what you dont seem to understand

making some vanilla jello award

>>219780570
I'm not a southerner but you're a low class libshit who's upset that southerners are richer than you are.

Artist I like who is a confirmed biofem capitalized BLACK in one of her posts and I got turned on a bit

>>219780879
...Says the European golem.

>>219780941
You're circumcised, the sign of the golem

jasonesque

>>219780897
>Israelis don't even speak English
Anon...

the south is the fastest growing region of the country and the shitlibs will still double down on absolutely everything
>>219780970
and ill take my circumcized cock and ram your bussy bitch

I finished Gomorrah: the Original s01 and s02 isn't out yet and now I don't have anything to watch until the Peaky Blinders movie comes out on the 20th

>>219780960
Chinga tu madre cabron

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I look like this and am called this

>>219780703
phwoar

propa good kittingtoncization

in the mood for breast glazin'

may hefta [redacted] steady on the homes here

ohwiar

>>219781117
You’ve never been to Secondigliano and never will go.

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Dude is so fucking cool. He rips off mob bosses and doesn't afraid of anything.

1tb nvme for $84
leafbros if you need storage get it while it's still up

I had a bit too much to drink last night

does carl from lotus eaters or any of the guys on lotus eaters have anything other to say than ranting about "foreigners" for videos on end
like they literally say the exact same thing and make the exact same points in every fucking video
cant believe theyre pushing the restore meme too
talk about counting eggs before they hatch

>>219781200
So what? They tore down the Sails anyways

>>219781251
https://www.lenovo.com/ca/en/p/accessories-and-software/memory-and-storage/memory-and-storage-storage/4xb1m86955

No idea what any of you are talking about right now

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I'm talmbout beat dat bitch up!!

>>219781306
Nothing important

>>219781268
You’re not ‘a sirena you’re more like ‘a strunz

>>219781348
Bullying is never cool!

>>219780847
minecraft in japan <3333

>>219781377
A mammate

>>219781406
you in the red jacket, me in the black top

What's on the itinerary today boys?

anyone want to buy me marathon

>>219781443
while russia is busy in ukraine japan will seize 樺太

>>219781452
I want you to get some FUKKIN taste, damn

>>219781443
1. fuck all
2. jack shit
3. diddly squat

>>219781452
Why by the 3 furies would I do that

Parents are watching doggo

>>219781443
Nap
Fap

>>219781471
cause youre fucking rich, money means nothing to you

>>219781466
all macacos know how to do is party pass out then wake up the next day for siesta

>>219781251
Nice I paid like $260 for 2tb recently.

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>>219781452
Why would I play that instead of Halo?

I made a thread about wanting an Iranian wife and Janny watn d me it was somehow "current events"
Fucking moron

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The internet is now like The Thing but instead of an alien it's AI and instead of blood tests there's AI detectors

>>219781572
*Warned

>>219781443
Wash car, read

>>219781484
I probably make like at least 5xs what you make but I also pay 6xs as much for everything so we're actually on an even keel

why was 4chin down anyway this morning
one of you retards script kiddy it again

In Brazil rent is $100 and you can get 20 lbs of fresh beef for $5.99

>>219781660
Shut it down act update for the site. There's a thread on /pol/ about it.

>>219781687
?

>>219781686
But people make way less.

you cannot suffer in brazil

Currently drinking some Topo Chico sparkling mineral water

just come to brazil then

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>>219781771

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>>219781868
This is a good thing

Rent $2,000 a month
Car insurance: $275 a month
Gas: $150 a month
Phone/internet: $130 a month
Food: $300 a month

I have to make $2,855 a month just to survive. Before saving anything, before doing anything for fun. Just to exist in the modern world.

>>219781868
It's over for /s/

>>219781854
I want to come in Brazil.

>>219781891
just make 5k a month then

>>219781891
You should have bought a house in the 2008 financial crash. This is your fault.

>>219781913
With what, my lovely singing voice? I don't think so

Pretty hilarious how when you really dig down into extreme Judaism its 100x worse than the anything the Nazis ever believed about the "master race"

I want to smash box

>>219781891
I try to spend like $200 on food
It might even be less because sometimes I buy retarded shit at the store like removable picture holders, or picture frames or some shit.

>>219781891
bro 3000 a month is 36k
and where the fuck is rent 2k
even in bar area i could find a roommate and get it down if i really wanted to
i hate you whiny faggots so much

>>219782017
>and where the fuck is rent 2k
Oh you sweet non-Californian child

And I will never live with a roomate, modern people are fucking unhinged

>>219782086
YOU WHINY FUCKING BLOODY COMMUNIST LEECH
I HATE YOU

Jesus loves you.

So glad to be brown and not have the same cultural pressure to move out of my family's house asap

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>complainers when its time to go to brazil

my rent is just under $1500
There are cheaper ones for like around $1k but they're in drunk people or ghetto areas and usually don't have parking.

>>219782123
Ok. Have fun being killed by your roommate while you sleep

>>219782123
Bloody benchod

Californian Democrats might be the most brainwashed people on the planet

>>219782004
All I eat is rice and chicken and fresh vegetables

>>219781981
Yeah Haredim are extremist weirdos. There's a lot of animosity between them and the more liberal Jews.
t. assimilated from a Jewish background

ariel pink pussy

>>219782221
how can they wash brains if they dont have water

>>219782238
I've met 2 women named Ariel and they were both extremely annoying

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cummypies i am drinking covfefe

i got a male cousin named ariel
or it might be uriel idk

My name is Octavio Gutiérrez Gamboa

>>219782296
My name is Cletus Smith

Today was a productive day.
Will you have a productive day as well?

Goes hard
https://youtu.be/qhjtzprbeVQ?si=ikPEDy8SLwBC4mAW

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>>219782280
I'm having a small amount of dude weed

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Canada moment

BREAKING: My huge titties boss found someone to cover the next shift so I get to go home at 2:00 pm instead of 7

Weed is not cool

ive never smoked the devils broccoli

>>219782477
>micro-dosing weed
just ripped the final crumbs off a cart

my benis is erect. wat do?

>>219782602
mine 2

>>219782646
me on the right

you guys are gross.

>>219782669
I'm trans btw if that matters xD

>>219782695
*cums on your left cheek*

Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! No! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)

>>219782721
nigger.

>>219782721
umm rude who's gonna cum on my right cheek now

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>>219782778

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SILENCE ON THE FLOOR!

Now convenes the /cum/ High Tribunal. Be silent and hear our ruling:


Henceforth, ALL FAGGOTS, REPEAT, ALL FAGGOTS, TRANNIES, FURRIES, AND ASSORTED DEVIANTS ET AL ARE HEREBY BANISHED FROM /cum/, NEVER TO RETURN ON PAIN OF SWIFT DEATH. LET THE PENALTY COMMENCE

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>>219782861

reading a bok

>>219782861
point of order

>>219782861
>females on the court
oh I AM laffin

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i hate these petty human desires

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Do you believe you're missing out?
That everything good is happening somewhere else
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through

>>219783050
State your point

cooking award

Yalla yalla
Ya shabab
Everybody
Ya shabab

>>219783301
Whatcha cookin friendo

>>219783299
I forgor

>>219783360
Right. OK, THE BANISHMENT SHALL COMMENCE.. OR SHOULD I SAY TRANISHMENT LOL. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

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>>219783352
fries in the air fryer

>>219783454
hello mr pendejo

LOL
https://youtu.be/J6K7VBb8ENw?si=p96WB0R-7ZbwaFGk

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cummypies, im drinking covfefe

Japanese niggas will really try to kill you if you call them baka-san. It's like the ultimate insult

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>>219783511

>>219783580
me on the right

>>219783580
Those are all men.

>>219783580
Fk VPN

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>>219783591
mr pendejo how many times a day do you think about me?

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>>219783580

>>219783594
you will NEVER be a woman

>>219783591
>>219783454
phwoar


propa bueno gatto, lo esto

Not sure if I miss my hometown or I miss being a kid.

lo gattingtoncampo

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>>219783705

>>219783454
Fat or oil

>>219783679
but I'm not a woman.

lo gattingtondad

lo gattinyodidad

phwoar

>>219783732
He said air fryer, dumkopf

>>219783580
I love it when women make fun of my small penis

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Which one?

>>219783705
Te hace falta ver mas bax

>>219783795
Not a fan of bug women

>>219783795
wtf

>>219783732
these frozen fries brand come with enough fat by themselves. i just toss them in

>>219783860
racoon

SESSSOO

>>219783860
total
hapa
LOVE

>>219783915
Ukraine frog

>>219783764
but your penis is huge?

>>219783964
damn i didn't notice that. i just copied it from google

>>219783978
No it's not

my penis is pretty average

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Hello individuals

Very boring thread right now. Can we talk about politics

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>>219784182
let's talk about ganadians

>>219784182
no go back to /pol/ with that shit

Tell me about your grandmothers, boys

>>219784274
https://youtu.be/KQdprJeGUh0

>>219784380
all growers are sissy femboys

>>219784274
one died 13 years before i was born
the other one was good with math even though she didn't finish elementary school

cant believe theyre still arguing about this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S-nzkBihc7g

Breakfast food is the best, any time of day.
I could always fuck up some eggs and sausage

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If borders aren't real, why do countries have borders?

>>219784274
One is a Jehovah's witness living in a ranch, and the other is already a great great grandmother due to a chain of teen pregnancies.

>>219784528
i have 5 fried eggs without bread nearly every day

sneed

gang weeder s

>>219784691
whats the point of eating so many eggs and not even working out

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Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang

Gym cuck

I'm a sick fuck I'm inappropriate

>>219784058
Ok.

Trump said the war is over and iran apologized

In church

So what exactly does the Iranian "president" do

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What a bonehead move

>>219783795
Yeah it all looks good until they tell you you have to buy three to get free shipping

>>219785344
nothing
he's not in control
he apologized to the arab cunts and said they wont attack em again and few overs laters missiles were raining down again
it's likely power is decentralized and irgc factions are going to become biggest powerbroker

>>219779493
Maine or Vermont

>>219778629
God I hate school. I'm almost 30yrs old and on my 3rd (THIRD!) attempt at getting a bachelors degree in computer science. I'm 75% of the way through and I'm about to fail out yet again. I fucking hate it. I hate it all. I hate math. I hate programming.

I want to just get a CDL and drive trucks. I had an office job for 2yrs and it made me want to kill myself. Every time I try to sit down and focus on studying I get so immensely frustrated and depressed. It's a beautiful fucking day. Yet I was holed up indoors staring at these stupid fucking equations and banging my head at the wall feeling so stressed. Why do I try to force myself to do this shit I don't care about and makes me miserable? I fixed everything else in life that was making me hate my existence. I quit that shitty office job. I left the city. I'm in a very small town now, nice and relatively rural. I feel happy when I'm here. I feel happy just driving to the larger town and doing uber to earn money. It's not much but it's enough to pay my bills and live off of. Stupid fucking degree program is the last thing in my life that still makes me feel bad. If I am being honest with myself, I would be so much happier just dropping out for good and living a simple life.

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Slept in for too long award
Gonna go take a hot tub

My sexy former manager who I still stalk on Instagram occasional shows off her nipple piercing

I want to suck my boss's gigantic breasts. They're natural and fat. I found out she used to work at Hooters years ago, soni see past her cold corporate exterior to the whore within

>>219785568
are you going to leave us hanging?

>>219785480
>I'm almost 30yrs old and on my 3rd (THIRD!) attempt at getting a bachelors degree in computer science
>he fell for learn to code
You poor, poor bastard
>>219785614
I've never had a boss I've wanted to fuck sadly, only teachers

>>219785639
Course he is, you think he's gonna self-doxx?

>>219785639
Posting it is a little risky for him

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>>219785722
This is what my boss looks like when she wears a tank top (only saw this once, when she wasn't at work)

Let's finish this thread with a bang
N

I

>>219785801
i have that same exact top

>>219785888
Nobody with that haircut has ever contributed something worthwhile to the world

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We still can't find a single (one) Knight in all of /cum/, edition

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>>219785568
there was a lady I used to work with who knew how to pole dance

>>219785044
i'm mentally ill and have a hard time eating carbohydrates