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hegseth aint even hiding it anymore

>>219780160
he's such a little toadie, never even been in combat but acts like he's hard

This thread, this is the new. We've ordained it. The new.

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It's time to do better. It's time to dress smarter.

hegseth could beat me in a drinking contest
i'd beat him in any test of physical fitness or hand to hand combat

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>>219780085
I buy wheat beer because it tastes good

the day after voting Leave I did anal to a Remain voting lefty, I had to lie about how I voted. nearly ten years ago now what the fuck

some peng arses in tesco. i really should gouge my eyes out all i do is look at arses theyre all in leggings too. it isnt fair

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it's over

>>219780251
Maybe stop being an incel

>>219780187
by the ordah of the spicy fookin bhunas

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>>219780235
>did anal to a Remain voting lefty

When I worked at Tesco I had a bloke come in with a £50 note buying something cheap like a pair of socks then when I had the till open for his change was like ah yeah give us two 20s ah no actually can you make it four tens and did all this back and forth and because I was retarded I played along and wound up giving him way too much change. Common scam apparently

>>219780235
what was his name?

>>219780251
I work in an office and there are so many fat arses to look at

>>219780204
Waiting to hear what the greatness about Wrexham is? Most championship clubs aren’t full of tourists and haven’t priced out the locals who’ve been there since they were shit

think we're doing a tuna melt tonight for tea
(please refrain from calling ME a melt, it's not on, and you've done this a few times when i've said what i'm having for tea)

>>219780283
SCREAM

i will pay for the date in general but if the girl is fatter than she looked in her pic then i'm demanding we go halves plus she pays for fuel if i'm driving

whats the worst thing they could ask you on a polygraph

>>219780288
>>219780293
no, it was a girl, I obviously should have said that, I set myself up for this I see that now

>>219780283
screechiing

>>219780234
*tips*

>>219780324
prefer not to say

>>219780307
tuna

>>219780303
I did think that was weird because for ages the website just wouldn’t load and then only after a couple hours did it come up with the downtime message, surely if it was normal downtime they would’ve had the message there straight away

>>219780294
ever fuck any of them

RIP in piece Ian Huntley

>>219780171
do zoomers really

too tired to wank, too horny to sleep

>>219780368
Not in this office but I did in a previous job, some fat arsed goth a few years older than me

>>219780354
I can think of some absolutely life ruining things they could ask me in a polygraph. I better learn how to trick them

>>219780303
desuarchive went down too

rorkecounter post update in 20 minutes

got fucked up the arse for the first time just before my bottom surgery, it was around the brexit vote if I remember right

cyberstalked my ex and now I just feel awful and cant stop thinking about her
this sucks

>>219780133
need her to start making jois as soon as possible

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SHE GOT DAT BOOTY DOE

>>219780269
i'd give her a chilling warning about her pringles iykwim ;)

>>219779197
cor this takes me back

often find myself snogging my own hand when i get in bed at night, and then i feel embarrassed and cuddle my pillow instead. these are trying times

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I think they're losing

>>219780394
lucky bastard. wish i was you

Gay anal sex

ai spackjob

didnt bother showering today

You better think twice before you come to the country
I'm Bundy and Ian Huntley in one G

>ChatGPT fire up the Boring Bastard protocol

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in awe at how retarded this lad is

>>219780449
ktim this is me
what am I like

>>219780454
The military objective was for Iran's people to rise up and overthrow the government. Remember that? Yanks gone silent on that bit now

Fuck me I use AI for dev at work but can't imagine spamming it all day when not paid

debuting a new mong / nonce gimmick tonight once I get too drunk and become a massive abrasive twat

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>>219780171

that's the evening sorted then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gguk1cblY44

>>219780488
saaaar saaaar boring bloody bastarrrd saaaar talk about poo poo pee peee saaaar u are boring bloody benchod saaaaaar

>>219780468
This is satisfying to watch.

>>219780491
Mental how the same person can be capable of such a heinous act, but also can display obvious signs of guilt.
Just doesn't make sense to me.

>>219780491
Was reading this earlier, guy was an utter mong. Gf was a cretin too

>>219780234
Based.

>>219780511
grow up mate

went out for curry with toil last week and the paki bloke is there eating it with his hands

>>219780527
You're upset!

too many vaginas

>The ordinary English worker hates the Irish worker as a competitor who lowers his standard of life. In relation to the Irish worker he regards himself as a member of the ruling nation and consequently he becomes a tool of the English aristocrats and capitalists against Ireland, thus strengthening their domination over himself. He cherishes religious, social, and national prejudices against the Irish worker... This antagonism is artificially kept alive and intensified by the press, the pulpit, the comic papers, in short, by all the means at the disposal of the ruling classes."

no no no saaaar boring bloody bastardddd britisher saaaar

RIP to my nigga Ian

>>219780488
done that mong

>>219780527
>ChatGPT activate the rattled cage directive

>>219780491
they were not normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfU9zNIcVIg

>>219780558
What part of the emerald isle are you from

went out for full english with toil last week and the deano bloke is there eating it with his cutlery

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been 2 years since i played this. no idea what i'm doing

>>219780527
meltdown

dont really get everybodys hatred for the welsh to be honest (my fanway)

>>219780558
fuck off karl
we don't think about the irish at all

>>219780558
Marx innit?

Uh that's not how ChatGPT works

are we still jamposting?

>>219780468
Simps are so pathetic
>let me just get an attempted murder charge and sit in prison for 20 years while the roastie goes and shags someone else

saaaaar u are melting down saaaaar seething sar no no no saaaaar u talk about poo poo pee pee saaar

>>219780589
whats a fanway

saaaaarrrr my poo is very smelly tee hee ho ho saaaar please talk about my poo sarrr

>>219780585
Gameplay was waaaayyyyyy too boring for me to play more than the first few hours

>>219780591
>>219780595
Pleasantly surprised because, yes, it is ol'Charlie himself

>>219780627
Meltdown

Might get into swimming

>>219780584
Is he supposed to eat it with his hands?

>gets embarassed
>y-you're seething!
every board
every thread
every mong on this website. state of zoomers

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>>219780448
I literally made all those gifs/webms over a decade ago

>>219780651
dont cry

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>>219780605
yes it is

playing yakuza 3 right now
im a boring friendless 33 year old with no friends you see

lost the fucking rugby didn't we
cunts

Operation AIPAC Fury just dropped an Epstein bomb on a children's orphanage in Tehran!
There's no "I" in team but there is an "I" in the "Greater Israel Project" so get ready to die in a new forever war you worthless golems!

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Had brunchberg up a mountain to celebrate the fiur day birthday weekend the lads.

Just had some jam

you white people crazy

saaar please fire up poo poo protocol saaar dis is very boring saaar

>had a dream where I went to orgy island
>asked a cute girl with her arse waving about in the air if I could have sex with her
>she said "no"
mad how even in my wildest dreams of going to an island full of shagging I still don't get pussy

anon forces chatgpt to roleplay as keir starmer instead of speaking to women lol

Grok is insane for gooning

>>219780694
Was it nice

>>219780532
well clearly he was a nonce who shagged their dead bodies
For men that horniness overpowers their brain. The entire nation of Pakistan is an example of this.

Bet he was balling like a baby mere seconds after he came.

>>219779803
d9 vapes?

>>219780554
Wondered what that smell was

>>219780672
you gave me a vomit fetish

>>219780712
actually insane zoomer please kill yourself this is mental

>>219780720
If you posted this on /brit/ 5 years ago no one would have a clue what you were on about. Funny old world

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>Why do so many females pretend to read books? I've probably read 3 in my life like most people get so many of them claim to read at least one every month

Fuck it. Ordering a Chinese
chicken balls
crispy beef
special fried rice
salt + pepper chips
curry sauce
can of fanta

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>>219780712

Objective: Survive

>>219780789
How fat are you, that could feed a family of 4

salt and peper ballsacks

still zero evidence any noncing was going on in epsteins island

X are giving me premium for 2 months for 4.67
Worth it for the Grok stuff alone

>>219780722
...yh

>>219780720
Haven't used Grok because I'm not an incel

>>219780804
not him but thats a normal order for a normal man, are you some paki runt?

>>219780805
pangpangs massage shift today

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>>219780789
>That'll be £80 please! +bag fee +JustEat fee +tip +Single eater fee

>>219780771
zoomers are a lost cause

>>219780771
love books, me

>>219780830
sir rosenior bashing ziedy's hole x
tek dat tek dat

>>219780824
I'm not 22 stone, so I usually get a kung po chicken and an egg fried rice

SIX BOMBACLART EGGS STEVEN?

favourite subreddits lads?
I like to read r/cripplingalcoholism to look into my future

>>219780848
youre weird

>>219780853
right so you're a paki runt that doesn't know how to eat properly lmfao

>>219780811
Grok is the nazi paedo bot

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>>219780747
You're welcome lad

>>219780789
you bulking? bet you squat a ton

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
*starts hitting my head with a closed fist*
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>>219780864
not gay but some of the stuff on r/topsandbottoms is horny af

w

>>219780888
mohammed

>>219780870
Enjoy your heart attack at age 52, fat cunt

>>219780867
LOL
sup crodie x
sir rosenior giving the mandem a heinous bashing yh?

Genuinely think less of people who don't read.

>>219780811
does it let you undress people without anyone knowing?

Got the oven pre-heating. Oven chips be going in soon

eating a korma

>>219780925
Yes you can upload them to the Grok app without publically doing an '@grok put her in a bikini' which everyone can see

>>219780864
problemgambling
dogfree
gangstalking

>>219780836
never order chinese on the apps. look for phone numbers of local ones and order from there.
horse sized portions for less money and a chipper young lass will deliver it instead of sudanese man that doesn't match the driver picture

>>219780898
Lotta real gays aren't as fixed in position tbqhwyl

>>219780909
grow up, nobody reads anymore. Besides kids and women. Its an outdated and obsolete medium of entertainment. Its like saying you go watch the vaudeville or the bear-baiting at the circus.

mad how browns can't trace their family tree as they didn't keep records in their countries

>>219780693
Looks more like a hill fella

>>219780925
they applied much heavier constraints after the whole "@grok put her in a bikini" debacle so as far as i know you can't really do it anymore. probably possible with workarounds but i do not know them

>>219780965
dont care am not gay just having a wank to it

screaming and hollering at nothing

city bulls up next

>>219780836
>+indian hands making it +indian hands delivering it

>>219780982
hmmm imagine the smell

He’s flailing his arms about making weird squealing noises and drooling having his luh botty melty isn’t he?

>>219780981
mad you can trace the end of yours

>>219781002
Not gay, just wanking to gay porn

spaino on his belgian vpn

>>219780909
same
non readers are like plankton who only live in the present

Right will that's the flights from London to Islamabad with a two night stop over in Oman bloody well booked then isn't it

>>219780969
Reading is more popular now than ever, slapnuts.

howling at this paki runt sat there with his single kung pow virgin meal with rice

>>219781029
there's no porn it's just chats

>>219781010
city bulls snapping ziedy's hole

howling at this fat bastard having a triple heart bypass in his 40s

>>219781054
Yeah theres more contrarians out there. Doesn't mean its not outdated. Stop pretending some old stuffy book from the 19th century is more engaging than a tarantino film because its obviously not and you know it

>>219780909
what about people that do read but it's exclusively genre slop

>>219780969
You're a peasant gleeful that you have an excuse to be a walking talking belly and genitals.

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fuck sake I missed it

trannies really are fucking gross and weird aren't they

>>219781068
So just wanking to text gay porn then

takeaways are a scam just make my own chinese at home and its no different

>>219781082
I bet you're the virgin runningmong that microblogs on here every sunday too

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>>219780982
Strange how God invented sex but then sends anyone who likes it to hell

>>219780981
mad init. most brits can trace their ancestors back to the 1600s, and yet these fellas can't.

hate dogs and wish they'd all die. vile disgusting horrible vermin.

Imagine what Ziedbelg must be like irl lmao

>>219781094
what does a tarantino film have on a 10 second tiktok video of a slut shaking her arse?

>>219781098
Better than nothing imo

>>219781130
Not strange at all, for anyone with more than a room temperature IQ and understands self-discipline

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>>219781138
He's this

Went to my local Chinese last night (one of the best in the country) and they called me their VIP. They give me loads of extras like wristbands and tassles and beads and other decorative things I put about the house

>>219781113
yes they are honestly vile I had to toil with one who was fucking 6'3 and used to play rugby and put on the same attempted high pitch voice sacked tranny does and everyone had to play along

>>219781120
but the whole point is so you don't have to make it

>>219781155
>self-discipline
Nice spook

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brits are always mad about stuff
>mad this
>mad that

>>219781138
Probably an overweight balding white timid 30-something man who is very mild mannered who lives with his elderly mother as her live-in carer in a little village in Flanders and nobody would expect the kind of heinous shit he posts on here

>>219781119
yeah

>>219780693
fuck off you prick

>>219781135
You're a soulless freak, dogs have more soul than you do https://youtu.be/Av7Dq9NNnZ0

>>219781185
you have

misunderstood !!

Modern novels are shit because every author out there is tainted with a modernist mindset where they image their writing a soon-to-be-composed film so it reads like a callout script rather than a book. The Harry Potter series suffered from this problem post-Goblet of Fire and it read like dogshit

saw a black fella reading a book today

>>219781158
thats pierluigi collina

havent been to a night club in about ten years

>>219781232
no you didn't

>>219781190
You're probably a bit bi m8

>>219781232
any proof?

screaming my mates electric bill is going from 60 quid a week to 180 quid

fixed rate chads always win (for a year)

>>219781185
Foreigners love their frogs, can always tell when someone's foreign because they're posting a frog every time they have something to say

Books are for plebs
The only books you can buy at waterstones are books like "Stop giving a F*CK: how to stop caring" and "Why I'm no longer talking to White people about race"
complete and utter shit. If you read books you're a mong

>>219781109
they look like chemsex blokes

>>219781185
mad fer it

>>219781266
I paid off my winter bill with £137 a month since November and now the minimum payment for the rest of 2026 is £5 get the bevvies in it lush

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>>219781271
mad that

>>219781109
Rorke’s da there to make the keynote speech

>>219781273
yawn. shitty copy and paste

Mumberg is so brainrotted by facebook
She automatically opposes anything Starmer does
She was against the war in Iran but as soon as Starmer came out and said we're not getting involved she went on a rant about how we should be supporting America

>>219781232
wonder how it feels to be black reading old literature where every black person is referred to as some variation of "The Nigger"

>>219781266
my leccy bill is 45 quid a month

>>219781273
thats literally all they have is it rorke? ever thought about fucking growing up?

I give off Incel Vibes

The only book commoners should be allowed to read is the Holy Bible

In Mississippi on your third criminal offence you get a life sentence. Even if it’s something small if it’s your third time you’re getting life mental

>>219781300
Why do you keep complaining about your mum? Grow up mate seriously leftymong this is fucking reddit tier

Rorke wanking his swc with thumb and forefinger

>>219781298
and leftypol's mum (male)

>>219781319
should be executed

Spaffed 122 quid on warhammer today

>>219781333
Actual ktim lol

>>219781318
*bounces up and down on gaming chair*
TRUUUUUUUKE
*frothing at mouth pointing at the screen*
BASED!!!
THATS BASED!
SO FVCKIN BVSED EVROPA

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why

>>219781300
To be fair, Starmer has a 99.99999999999% failure rate

>>219781310
>Hi Brenda,
>Suck my fucking fat one
>Yours Eternally,
>Eric

>people who leave comments on asmr videos
Shut up you mongs, just simp in silence.

you can get a used lamborghini gallado for 500 quid

>>219781353
Irish diaspora wanted to share a flag with an African nation

>>219781318
unironically had a bible delivered today
ready to see what all the fuss is about

>>219781382
hp

>>219781310
I have an hour for my lunch but i rarely spend more than half an hour
get bored just scrolling my phone
pisses me off when its a busy day and people take their lunch down to the last minute

>>219781312
Try going to a WH Smith or Waterstones leftymong, theres usually one next to a costa coffee and an anne summers on the typical high street where you pick up your usual gear

>>219781383
i've read it. it's rubbish

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mutant spotted in paddingdon

lil zoomermongs be like: why am i a virgin at 25?
then he puts on his VR headset and wanks to his tranime squid tenacle rape lolicon asmr video right after following claviculars bonesmashing instructions to looksmax

>>219781353
flag represents peace between the green (catholics) and orange (protestants)

they hate each other very much

Didn’t enjoy listening to that last episode of The Rest is Politics where Rory and Alistair got into a heated argument. Felt like watching my mum and dad fight as a kid :(

>>219781383
Don't read it cover to cover or you will give up

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went for a walk earlier

>>219781436
you must be genuinely mentally ill to listen to that earslop

went to the airport and saw a pakistani fella, probably in his 60s, with a full beard and he was only like 4'5
back in the olden days he probably could've charged people to look at him as a circus attraction

brit decides the kinography i put on tonight
https://strawpoll.com/kjn1DbYx7yQ

can't post that

OMG we’re back
I can’t fucking cope without this place

>>219781383
start with the new testament
you know all there is to know about genesis and deuteronomy from culture in general (garden of eden, the fall, the flood, the exodus, the 10 commandments), the rest of it is just ancient israelite poetry and history

the New Testament is the basis of the Christian faith. John 1:1 gives the metaphysical structure from the get go. In the Beginning there was the Word (Logos), and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. And the word dwelt with us in flesh and we beheld his glory full of grace and truth.

>>219781383
I would suggest reading the Gospels first and then Acts if you're interested in Christianity. After that you can do Genesis, Exodus, and if you're still interested the rest.

>>219781310
>Hi Brenda
>LMAOOOOOOO KWAB get rekt absolutely ding-dong diddley FUMING seethe and dilate cringe
>Cheers, Eric

imagine if instead of the FA Cup it was called the FA PLAP and the winner of the competition gets to breed a loser of their choosing

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anime

>>219781254
Yummers

>>219781475
Mental that bronies are still around

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>>219780672

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

how do i become a chinese spy

>>219781559
post of the thread

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>>219781491
your fave might be in here
it might be losing
vote now

"and the Word was God"
does this mean God is literally logic?

>>219781383
dont read fiction me

>>219781531
Corr, the biggest blackest player shagging a white twink

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anime

>>219781491
EWS is the only kino on that list

>>219781553
not really
there's literally a board for them still active

>>219781504
>>219781523

more of an Ecclesiastes man myself

>Next, I turned to look at all the acts of oppression that make people suffer under the sun. Look at the tears of those who suffer! No one can comfort them. Their oppressors have all the power. No one can comfort those who suffer. 2 I congratulate the dead, who have already died, rather than the living, who still have to carry on. 3 But the person who hasn’t been born yet is better off than both of them. He hasn’t seen the evil that is done under the sun. Ecclesiastes 4

>>219781596
if thats true then god's retarded

:/

>>219781596
fuck me its going to be a long readalong youre about 10 words in

>>219781559
Anime is for shaggers. Nonces like stuff like this >>219781491

>>219781596
Fucks sake you would have to ask one of the most complicated questions in Christianity wouldn't you?

>>219781232
scream

>>219781491
might watch starship troopers myself

why was 4chan down

Leftypol reading Russell Brand - Revolution and Owen Jones - The Establishment

Rorke reading Camp of the Saints and Clash of Civilisations

numbing my brain with alcohol and weed

>>219781596
Yes. God is the ground of all being, the epitome of truth and goodness and logic. Man was made in “Imago Dei” because he was given a rational mind.

The Greeks already had the idea of the Logos, which after Christ was recognised in the Trinity as the Son. The eternally spoken/begotten Word of the father.

Think of the Father as pure act and potentiality, the ground of being eternal. The Son is his eternal, procedural generation that overflows from his essence, and the Holy Spirit is the byproduct of the union of the two. All are fully divine and fully God but are differing relations.

>>219781676
Had to flush out all the failed gimmicks that accumulated over the past few years.

someone made a pony thread on /po/

don't EVER reply to me again you revolting freak

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>Dubai residents killed by falling shrapnel from 'aerial interception' in UAE

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Look, life's unfair. Sometimes you vote until you vote correctly.
Yes, Starship Troopers won. I acknowledge that.
But I think Eyes Wide Shut is the one.
Hitler promised not to invade Cechezlovakia, Jeremy, welcome to the real world.

>>219781725
Is Deano ok?

leftypol reading 88 Times Hitler Was A Bellend

been playing terraria. i'm becoming more powerful. might be able to kill skeletron

Leftypol reading Jean-Paul Satre and doing mental gymnastics to explain why child molestation is okay when an atheistic feminist does it

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>>219781676

>>219781770
/gif/ BTFO

>>219781738
not seen eyes wide shut so i just voted for starship troppers.

>>219781750
sc

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>>219781725

John Mulaney doing a UK tour this coming April, anyone else going?

wish i'd saved that arianna grande one now
you know the one i'm on about

Council tax is going up to fund private jets for deano to leave dubai

>>219781826
No you can go by yourself, this isn't a social media platform

bumhole wide open

why do the good welsh teams play in england thats cuckery

don’t like music me
it’s jewish propoganda you see

When is HMS Dragon setting sail?

>>219781738
didn't vote myself but i think starship troopers is the more kino film and eyes wide shut is just overrated because it's baby's first conspiracy film about jewish paedos

>>219781860
subhanallah

>>219781826
no ill read a sacked tranny post if I want to hear from an unfunny bloke

>>219781863
next week, and will arrive the following week

get it made

>>219781863
the day the war ends

>>219781836
your council buying jets are they?

>>219781836
Why do deanos love Dubai?

>>219781863
sir keir's just making some last minute changes. any day now. hang tight please

in here
>>219781966

chelsea bulls protected our neoloberal values
lets see if city bulls will do the same