Mésalliance editionBleached : >>219780691
Monsieur Chat Noir : >>219787363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A17oUv0E-N4Your prose gives confidence and strength to /med/ders.
woke up at 5ammight actually fix up my sleep schedule this time around
Good morning med I keep sleeping at 9:30 / 10 PM VGH>>219794635Hot girl
Good morning, sisters.Starting the day with this gem.>>219794398Zased edish>>219794635>might actually fix up my sleep schedule this time aroundDo it.Now that I started fixing my sleep schedule this week I just regret not fixing it earlier desu. Then again I kinda should have sticked to going to bed around 10 PM instead of deciding about 2 months ago to ruin my sleep schedule and stay up even until 11 PM.
Portunigga is on a roll fr fr.>>219793408>>219793882
>mariage certificate says the bride is about 20>she's 30Fucking hag tricked him o algo
>>219795511Maybe she looked younger than her age
>>219794398good image
People putting tracts in the mailbox AGAIN
Bonġu.
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>>219795930Dadberg doesn't want to because he's a boomoid who likes to get the mailbox full of ads.Also it doesn't matter because they put these in every mailbox even those who have these because I know my neighbours have these and they still put it there
>>219795844Free cage lining.
Small sport sesh doneLow energy these days, sad!
Yello smedsters!>>219795930Where can you get these anyway, I don't want ads either.>>219796602Just bidding your time
>>219786670>Even tho I have been horny about girls since 13 or 14, it was only when I was 17 that a guy made horny.funnee that i am the opposite. back when i was 10 or so, i was a lil gay boy who used to watch the filthiest gay porn he could find. then, when i was like 12 my attraction started shifting and i became more attracted to foids. these days, i can rarely get hard for anything more masculine than a passing tranny or a cute femboy so i suspect at some point i will completely lose my attraction to the male form. not that it really matters since i am a truecel that will never have sex, but yeah...
>>219796662They give them at my cagie
>>219796662>Where can you get these anyway, I don't want ads either.Townhall and some big supermarkets got mine at the townhallyou can also just download one on internet and print of course
btw 'morning /med/! the sun is shinning and the weather is nice, that means i will spend all day inside (hopefully studying).
>>219794398hm
>>219797563kek, good shit
All this weight carrying all those stairs, coupled with my dessert fast must surely be doing something good for my weight lmao.
Good morning frens.Love these little places in my town. Been walking for two hours around the tight roads.
*annihilate Portuchad* >>219796858
>>219798347Mayo is actually a very good thermal paste. The problem is that it dries fast.You know what’s even better? Toothpaste.
>"New survey dropped. The gap is tightening. Release the cheques."
Hello /med/ders what's up? 4chan wouldn't let me post so I decided to take a break for a couple of weeks, and now I found out that I can simply exclude 4chan from my adblocker settings and it works so I'm back
>>219798709You mean ?>Please unblock spur.us and mcl.io to proceed.Damn nigga, just a quick search on /g/ would have solved your problem. But a break isn't bad so good for (You).
>>219798762I never browse any other board so no, what's the fix?
>>219798787>what's the fix?exclude 4chan from my adblocker settingsYou got it right.
>>219798823I figured it was something like that immediately but I hoped the adblocker would update or something, it's not a big deal anyway
Semolina, red beans, raw red pepper bell
bump pls>>219800365>>219800365>>219800365
Sup fellas?Flowers for me mum - given.Call to my aunts - done.Call to grandma - not yet cause it's morning in the US.Sausages/eggs/avocado - eaten.
>>219800626Greetings.
>yeah I might be doing much worse financially than before but actually that's a good thingBoomers really are something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOfeV6iH3gI want to post this again
>>219800626Your grandma is living in the US?
>>219800626>Flowers for me mum - given.Glad to see SOMEONE remembered International Woman's Day.Do better, men.
>>219802654It's not today imc.
>>219802687It's today in every country, hence the "international" part.You still haven't explained this gif btw.
>>219802715>>219794428
>>219802715>Although Jarvis, who started Mother's Day as a liturgical service, was successful in founding the celebration, she became resentful of the commercialization of the holiday, and it became associated with the phrase "Hallmark holiday".Peculiar.
>>219802813
Has the unofficial patch caused a major improvement to the technical aspects of this game in the past 15 years, or am I gonna regret pushing past hollywood sewers?
Chicken with a pan sauce, I cooked chicken breast and thighs, once it was cooked I added lemon peel and garlic, let that cook a tiny bit then added vegetable stock (I used vegetable stock because I also needed stock to cook a pan sauce for my mum, who is vegan), some maple syrup (honey or any other syrup is ok), a few cracks of pepper, then some butter to form an emulsion.Then as a side dish some papas a lo pobre, unlike in restaurants I cooked them a lot more so they get some proper browning, then I also added some herbes de Provence.For my mum I cooked some vegan chorizo, then added vegetable stock (I forgot to add the garlic and lemon peel first), then the garlic and lemon peel, then some vegan cream.My mum and sister really enjoyed the meal.
>>219802917What did he mean by that?
>>219802833Who could have predicted that JARVIS turned out to be a woman all this time?Perhaps that's why she's so incompetent at following my instructions to spy on people.>>219802988The unofficial patch changes the layout of the sewers, but you will still regret them.
>>219803118Is the combat still as clunky and awkward as it was back then?I've read that the most flagrant epic fails of the game like hard crashes and unretrievable saves are a thing of the past
Sunday cleaning done. Dishwasher spring that keeps the door up - broken.>>219800874Ni hao>>219802530No, she is visiting my uncle (her son, and grandkids) Been there since December, my mom is also going in April and they will come back together in May. >>219802654Yeah, she was very happy, but I've never missed a year. I think it's a different day in other countries. >>219802997Interesting recipe. I used to add lemon peel but the white part is kind of bitter so now I only grate the zest (yellow part).
>>219803406Yeah I used only the zest too, my mistake when writing.I don't think the recipe is anything peculiar, it's basically a clasic pan sauce.
>>219802988From my limited experience, it was still a chore to go through. I played with the "basic" unofficial patch, not the one that adds stuff.
6 wins in a row for the TCGP emblem, I just need 2 more wins for the gold one
>>219803618I've never used maple syrup or honey in a pan sauce, also never used all the herbes de Provence at once, are you talking about all of them dried in a thing or the fresh ones separately. To be honest I've never tried maple syrup at all.
>>219803856I used dried herbes de Provence, they are sold together.
>>219803871I see, will search for them in the store, the combo sounds good.
>>219802654I didn’t remember. Got some heat from someone because of that, but it seems it was just banter because I seemingly forget about it every single year.
>>219804349Not cool bro, btw I just realized you call your wife "someone" now all the previous messages make sense, why do you refer to her as "someone"?
>>219804421Because if I call her by “wife” or “succubus” like usual I’ll raise the ire of some /med/ers and I don’t want that.
>>219804467I posted the food today. >>219802997
>>219803190nobody plays it for the stellar combat anonbut if it bothers you too much just go Toreador or Brujah and use Celerity, it makes combat piss easy
I hope the succubus will peg him for that.
>>219804467Oh I see.
>>219804535I read it and it seems great.I also liberally use Provence herbs, it’s a very good mix of herbs for chicken. I have never tasted maple syrup.
Metz lost again
>>219804852>I have never tasted maple syrup.Same, I don't think I've even seen it in a store but that might be because I don't look for that stuff.Would love to try it on some French toast.
>>219804969hopefully lens dab on PSG
Had an afternoon nap lads. Now I'm just feeling tired. >>219802997Noice.
>ozempic vulva
Penny cut her hair short. It's fucking over...
>>219805148I don't care who win I just want Real to win La Liga and the Champions League and France to win the World Cup
excellent vidya sesh todayhow did you guys waste your weekend?
>>219805556Updated my graphics card’s driver and now I’m trying to push it to the limit because it’s getting old. It’s an RX5700XT.Managed to bump the frequency to 2050Hz from 1750MHz and undervolted from 1200mV to 1090mV, but it’s a bit unstable, might have to up the voltage a bit to 1120mV or similar.
I went on a short hike in the mountains just to feel the snow one last time this year Now all that's left for the day is stressing for the derby
>>219805556At home napping and endlessly downloading music. Cleaned a bit earlier. Made some sausages my dad brought me from the butcher outside the city.
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>>219805722Henlo
>>219805749LmaoDo you get what it means?
>>219805815Not sure I got everything
>>219805556Besides the cooking, I helped my father fix something, basically the water coming out of our septic tank goes to a tank so then we can use that to water the plants, well that tank was in a place where it could have fallen down a hill, so we needed to fix up the place a bit.It was annoying and smelled like crap, as you would expect.>>219805722Welcome back Venetanon.
>>219806455Hello Andalusanon, how have you been?
>>219806589Mid, as it was to be expected.Not skipping the cardio too frequently, that's good.
>>219806616I'm glad to hear that you didn't quit doing cardioMy life has been mid too, as always
>>219805722My man I was missing u so much it's unreal.Hope you are doing fine (overall) lately.
>>219806814Hello Magyar, yeah I'm fine, how about you?Btw yesterday I wanked four times in your honour
>>219807190>how about you?Things are the way they always are I guess. I'm currently making a shitty frozen 'za of the cheaper quality (I'm sorry, I know frozen 'za is peak cringe to shitalians).>I wanked four times in your honourZased.I coomed on Friday the last time and will abstain until Wednesday. I will coom on Wednesday only because I will have some time alone. I'll try to lower the amounts of cooms from now on. Gooning for 2 hours a day is definitely a waste of time even if it feels le good ig. Plus the last few times I was coomed I was rather bored while doing the needful.
>>219808001Watching so much porn is bad for your brain fren, it contributes to depression and desensitizes you for females IRL. I'm saying that from personal experience meaning when I stopped I felt so much better, haven't watched it in 2-3 years.
>>219805704>Updated my graphics card’s driverI don't know anything about computer stuff, but even I'm aware that's all fucked now because of AImy poor little sister who likes that kind of nerd shit built another pc recently, sad vibes on the whatsapp chat fr fr
>>219808181Thanks, Bulgarianon.But I have already had depression by the time I started watching porn and I can't talk with women (or men, or any people tbf) so it is what it is.>haven't watched it in 2-3 years.Impressive ig.
>>219808001Don't worry about it, we also eat frozen pizzas sometimes I think Italpizza is the best brand
>>219808404>But I have already had depression by the time I started watching porn and I can't talk with womenYeah but that only makes it worse probably. Give it a try sometime.
>>219808536Expected a (You) after posting the food desu.
>>219802997Smellissimo.>>219808679I didn't realise it was (You), I just don't read cooking posts as they're too spicy for me.
As per discussed yesterday, lol.
>>219808960>local man goes rambo in buskett gardens after slicing 2 roasties, 1 foreigner and the prime minister
>>219808621>ItalpizzaMan that looks fucking nice. I'm kinda full but I could eat that rn.>>219808626I'll try, don't worry. I'm not gooning until Wednesday now, and even that will only be because I will be alone for a bit, and after I'll try not gooning for some time.>>219808536https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1772964671930213.mp4
>>219809108>https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1772964671930213.mp4*dies alone*
>>219808776But foodposting is arguably bestposting.
>>219809029Qt.
>Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned
The ultimate sign of my brain slowly rotting away is that since about 10 days ago I find content like this cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Wg2u8blqohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoMYoomeaGo
>>219809710It's time to touch some grass.
Bulgarianon, I found a slavic gem you might by a small chance find funny fr fr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a82nDNK8600>>219809768I touched both dirt and grass today in grandmaberg's garden tho. Saw a really cute ladybug resting on a leaf too.
>>219809710Just watch cat videos or The Dodo.>>219809807I'm not sure I get it fren, (she thinks CS sounds are thunder?) I did play a lot of CS from ages 6 to 11 though, was kind of good actually and embarrassed a few older 15-17 year old lads in the internet cafe, I remember one of them rage quitting because his friends were making fun of him that he was losing to a child, felt kind of good, funny enough he was the guy that got me into electronic music and gifted me some Trance CD's and Prodigy - I felt so cool.
>>219810192>I'm not sure I get it frenBabushkas rush telling you to turn off ALL electronics in the house when they hear thunder coming. That's why she turned off all the lights in the living room at the start of the vid.I thought it was a common thing in the Balkanlar and by extension in Hungary desu.
>>219810289>Babushkas rush telling you to turn off ALL electronics in the house when they hear thunder coming. That's why she turned off all the lights in the living room at the start of the vid.Oooh, it didn't happen to me, maybe that's why I don't get it. My grandpa told me not to be afraid of lightning because they installed lightning conductor or rod or whatever it is called. I miss him, he treated me like a big person even when I was little. RIP.
>>219809710>>219809807not even going to address the anime cringe, but do you also hate the shorts player?I do, got an extension that automatically switches to the normal video playernow I can watch my slop without the video automatically loopinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJKefPNgFWo
Forza Inter
Brune approved gemmie
>>219810419Sounds like he was a real one.>>219810821>but do you also hate the shorts player?Yes.But I hate myself even more for watching shorts. Like it's the last thing I should do.Based vid btw.
>>219811094lol
Dios mio >>219801667
>>219812472That must be an edit.
>Explosive material found in-front of a residence.https://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew?is=XuHJNVd22hbVh_jm
>>219814053Nevermind, it was a false alarm.