Doggerland edition
I grew up baking banana bread
>>219801952now it's noggerland
>>219801955Americans do be like that
Sunny in Glasgow today
>>219801952home
seasideMARK sent me 5 videos today he's down from 19 stone to 15 stone and was 120 kg in 2024.
>>219801870What is it about the north is so bad and deprived and behind? I’m from a poorer place in the south east and it’s pretty shit over here so I don’t understand how much worse it can get in a first world country. When I went Manchester almost a decade now for the marathon it (and it’ll sound like joking but I’m not) was one of the most modern, livelier and nicer places I’ve been to.
imperial chads stay winning
love of a beautiful woman fixing all my issues
>As war rages in Iran, woke MoD asks troops: 'Guys, do you want to wear make-up and nail polish?'
Diggerland Strood edition
>>219802005he's done well
I deal black market Saffron to middle class housewives
>>219801952KWAB
>>219802027does this really work
>>219802042obviously
>>219802031Wtf is the Armageddon doing at Diggerland
>>219802034Yeah he has I'm so proud of him
>>219802005nonce
>>219802024>economics just under 40k>i had to wait 1.5 years after graduating to find a job and only got 30kthe university of surrey is a terrorist institution
>>219802032Id doggy her land
hope qpr can get the win today lads
>>219802038>Dogger BankThat’s where Rorke has its benefits paid into
Love of an average woman fixing some of my problems
>>219802024Vets make shit?
love a bpd nutcase absolutely ruining my life
>>219802069but you're earning lots more now so it's ok
let's all do the zesty bradley face !!
Capitalism will destroy us all
drank off the ol' hangover with a cheeky sauvignon blanc
Will be lunch time soon team
love of a trans women adding to my problems
>>219802088They make living animals dead animals
>>219802095im at 35k even though its been 5 years since i graduated. im short a few thousand
Tub of gamersupps down the gullet
The reading list
>>219802110nonce
>>219802126grim
love of a munter giving me schizophrenia
>>219802088yes, because they just want to help the heckin pupperinos and are not driven by greed
I'm heading to ShrewsburyI'm going to fuck the tranny
Might move to China
need a dyke gf
>>219802124And charge like £500 to put your hamster down
>>219802134I am a woke lefty and I will die to defend Tolkien
>>219802134rorke putting the quran in the UK government flagged books related to potential signs of far-right extremism
burnt a hole in my new trousers last nightfucking raging
>>219802134>ShakespeareFilm is 10000x better than the bookSaw it in 1996 with my secondary school gfBest night of my life
>>219802119erm hi
>Tony Blair rebukes Keir Starmer for not backing Trump on Iran - saying when US needs help 'you better show up'Rorke spinning in circles from confusion. Does he side with Blair or Starmer
on the yakuza 3 toilim a 33 year old friendless virgin you see
>>219802215howd that happen then
>>219802226I'm ridin' with Kemi
It's Silesian sausage, mature cheddar and mayonnaise on bread rolls for lunch
bit grim how £200k isn't enough to buy a house unless your willing to live in paki-belt crime-infested shitholes
>>219802226well considering its not 2003 anymore, rorke wouldn't be backing intervention. omdz leftymong
>>219802232cigarette ash
>>219801952More like Diggerland
nigella lawson..
>>219802226>Tony Blair in supporting Israel shocker
Do you reckon escorts enjoy their job?
>>219802184Well 95% of terrorist attacks in UK are done by muslims so maybe?
Just reminded me how bizarre Russian dating culture is. Beating your wife/gf to a pulp is completely legal there but you’re still expected to celebrate women’s day as a national holiday and shower her in flowers and chocolates.
>>219802226>tony blair shucking and jiving for the yanks yet againgive the cunt a rifle and send him to iran then, if the guys want middle easterners to get killed that badly then he should do it himself rather than wasting the countries time, money, and lives yet again
>>219802221What was meeting Shakespeare like grandad?
>>219802277Jewish terrorists have killed more people in Britain than Muslim ones have. Israelis used to blow up hotels full of Englishmen since the 1940s.
>>219802250My house cost £160k, newly refurbished, brand new boiler. It's a 95% white town.
>female painterI'M GONNA PAINT MY VAGINAfemale sculptorI'M GONNA SCULPT MY VAGINA>female stand-up comedianI'M GONNA MAKE JOKES ABOUT MY VAGINA>female writerI'M GONNA WRITE ABOUT MY VAGINA>female singerI'M GONNA SING ABOUT MY VAGINA
>>219802031As a lad who grew up in Strood it pisses me off when our shit gets allocated to Rochester. We are not Rochester. There is a river separating us. But you put in your postcode into a pizza ordering service or whatever and it'll suggest Rochester. No. Diggerland, bingo, cinema is all in Strood
>>219802285>Women onlyKind of based
>>219802229i'm 33 and at actual toil. grow up and get to work chud! ZOG needs their wageslaves to parasite off of
>>219802323Melt
>>219802250>£200ktry £400k for houses in the mildly decent parts of london (50% white at best)
>>219802322what town?
>>219802323>male virginI'M GONNA WHINE ABOUT WOMEN
>>219802316Well a. Not trueb. David hotel bombing was in Palestine not UKc. Dont like either of them
Didn't really appreciate the shakespeare trilogy Temp was alright but Temper was fucking stupid, sort of brought it back around with Tempest but think they'd lost most of the original fans by then. Bit of a hack imo
>>219802351timmy has great taste
>>219802062what did he do just drop the booze?
>>219802360Palestine belonged to our empire back then dumdum.
219802348dont reply to me again freak
>>219802358do be quiet you freak of nature x
>>219802357Ah, now that's the downside. It is a working class town and the majority of the population are over 60 so there's no life to it and it's a bit shit and decaying. Feels like bennies and day time TV.
>>219802381Ok sorry
>>219802369He said he's cut the booze right down and not eating as many cakes. He doesn't like weight loss jabs he doesn't agree with it
>>219802324I actually don’t think Strood is that bad just get away from the high street and surrounding areas. The neighbourhoods above and before Diggerland and Hollywood Bowl are quite decent.
Always surprises me how big a deal other countries make of International Women’s Day. When I lived in Spain it was pretty massive, there would be a march in every city and it would be all over the TV, kids would do stuff for it in school, politicians would talk about it. Not a peep over here though. Surprised leftypol hasn’t tried making it a much bigger deal already.
>>219802413can i put my willy in your arsehole please?
>>219802244sausage with cheese and mayo? bleurgh
>>219802249 lol jvps are so kinv vnd svvl vmg
>>219802229i dont feel like a virgin irl only online
>>219802376Thats not Britain thats empire? Are you stupid
>>219802432UK has a weird system where men and women are basically seen as completely equal and gender differences arent discussed openly.
reminder that sacked tranny has a literal prole mentality and was destined from birth to be a wageslave in a discount supermarket chain
50mg Sildenafil tonight at 9pm. My second attempt at it. I'll report back on the results.
>>219802244Corrr that sounds lush would love to put my cheesy sausage between your baps and splooge my mayo everywhere x
If I need to get pictures of my phone I simply email them to myself and access them from my laptop.
The centre of Rochester has been an empty construction site for 18 years now
Love those kind of birds who look a bit like mice
>>219802453At least she’s relatively useful to society, Rorke. You’re just a pure unashamed drain on society and all you give back is negative energy and bad vibes.
>>219802478not the mice
>>219802456can I have your steam account please if you're going to.... you know...
>>219802432>Not a peep over here thoughTriggers too many far lefties. Some womens campaigner got thrown out of something for asking people if their services would be for women only because it was upsetting people
>>219802453wasn't destined from birth to be a women though was he
>>219802417I used to smoke weed under the M2 bridge because my mates lived right close to it. One time we were all sitting in a tunnel stoned off our tits and a midget came by walking a massive dog. One of the lads knew him and apparently the midget had got involved with some drug dealer and fucked him over someway, hadn't paid some debts or something. Apparently drug dealer beat the shit out of the midge, stuck him in his boot and took him out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to kill him. As an extra to paying him back the midge had to walk this dealers dog every night. Bit of a downer on the evening that was really.
Just had Walkers cheese and onion crisps and I'll be honest here team the flavour is nowhere near as strong as it used to be
>>219802492>she
let him post the mice
>>219802468That's Strood, you can see the castle on the other side of the bridge. You don't know nothin'
>>219802513bet your knob cheese has more flavour
>>219802468That’s strike actually. The second you cross the bridge you’re in no-man’s land. Rochester is nice.
Its all London at the end of the day though isn't it. Just little commuter rabbit hutches for the goyslaves. If you live in the circle, you are "from London"
corrrrrrr>>>/s/22371344>>>/s/22371344
Anyone got the webm of that Welsh town? The first clip is so doopin cozy I want to see it again
>>219802543StroodPhoneposting autocorrect
>>219802544Wtf just found out I live in London. Lovely beaches this part of the big city.
can it stop fucking raining for one fucking day I'm fucking sick of it
>>219802549grimdo straightoids really
Catberg sitting in the window watching the birdies outside
>>219802544i suffer in sutton
>>219802544it's more like thisbut I do find it funny that people who live in Brighton commute daily into London for work
right
just an evil little man
Well aren't you all a whacky bunch.
>>219802536Indeed it is. Used to have my work lunch on one of the benches looking over towards the castle
>>219802358Curiously, many of your posts consist of whining about your sister.
>>219802285its a commie thing
>>219802432it's a thing at workplaces and in the media
*does a gay porn dance*
rorkesteady studiosbatman: asylum seekersbatman: rorke's drift batman: aryan knight41 percent squad: kill the leftypol
5 wanks yesterday2 today
>>219802618post of the thread
>>219802585far too restrictive. The surrounding counties around London have been absorbed in to the borg and have metastasized like a cancer. Most of Essex, Surrey, Hertfordshire, Buckinghamshire and Kent are practically in London now
>>219802613Not at my workplace
>>219802603The fat evil sister moved out over a year ago mate. Keep up with the loreAnd when I say moved out I mean deliberately got pregnant, claimed homelessness and was given a council house. Doesn't have to pay rent or council tax, water bill is covered as well.
>>219802630Daddenstein is from Dartford and says it’s been turned into a London (brown/black) colony and there’s so many high rises to house them all it’s like NYC and heavily congested because so many of them have been crammed in.
leftypol moving to wokingrorke moving to chudleigh
>>219802630yeah fair enoughthat map is basically the first commuter belt aka places you cant buy anymore because its too expensivebut I will say most communters are coming in from the north like Luton, Basingstoke, Bedford, Cambridge not the south as this map >>219802544 would indicate
>>219802668Chuckled at this
>>219802668tarq moving to nantes
>>219802658ever shag her up the arse?
in games everyone wears gloves but in real life no one does
ever do any rorke stuff?
>>219802717I wear mittens to keep my hands warm in winter.
>>219802742alri 5 year old
im ruining this lads life
>>219802736Sometimes I rorkepost even though I’m literally a member of restore britain
>>219802005He'll soon fit in his wedding suit!
>>219802762me?
Rorke being referred to Prevent after not getting a date to year 11 prom
Rorke wanking with his forefinger and thumb
OCD has destroyed his life
>>219802226The state of dialogue within the party called "Labour", as it were
>>219802801RAPE
um
>>219802834right well that's just not on is it
never had a prossard give me a business card before but i kinda feel i got ripped off even though she was a good shag and good conversation as well, thank god i'm not into anal or i would've been rinsed(an australian dollar is approximately half of a british pound)
>>219802742Hahahaha
>>219802860What's PSE Mr Hookerman?
>>219802860Corrr, did you spaff? Is she aussie?
Leftypol having Jason’s sourdough topped with smashed avocado and a poached Burford Brown, and an oat milk flat white to drinkRorke having Warburtons with lurpak and marmite and a cup of typhoo tea to drink
>>219802668guffawing
>>219802860What's the difference between PSE and GFE? She fit?
>>219802860why is the total more than her ratetaxes?that does look really expensive, just cop a flight to Indonesia or some other third world shithole and go around banging them for a fiver an hour instead
>>219802885pornstar experience, honestly i don't know how that differs from a girlfriend experience but i assume it allows a lot more roughness, although i know it still doesn't include natural sex so what's the point
>>219802889Fuck me I'm learning a lot about myself in this thread. First I live in London and now I'm leftypol
>>219802860they're commodifying women to a point where even I have a problem with it
>>219802904what's the cheapest you can getI guess girlfriend experience is that you get to kiss them, are there any that charge less for not having that?
fucking hate my cunt of a mother
>>219802860absolute rip off that ladyou can get a good 'scort for £200 per hour here
>>219802804i used to wank using all my fingertips
>>219802904Have to pay a lot for her to pretend she's enjoying herself, understandable really
if you had to move to another country in the anglosphere (+ ireland), where would you go?
>>219802928ktim BITCH
>>219802928ever shagged her
>>219802903Just did that last month. Best week of my life in Liverpool
>>219802886no i didn't spaff because i was on too many drugs, but yes she is aussie>>219802896pornstar experience vs girlfriend experience>>219802903that was the room rental rate included as i saw her at a brothel, they take a pretty hefty chunk>>219802927the absolute cheapest is about $180 for half an hour and you don't really get to to anything to them other than basic shagging
>>219802938new zealand
>>219802896PSE is pornstar experience. Rougher sex, more vocal dirty talk, more extreme stuff.GFE is girlfriend experience. More "natural", softer, cuddling, kissing etc.Depends what you're into really.
>>219802801How did that yank comedian bag this hot piece
day !?!?!? of trying to find a gf I hope I didnt get fucked over, or the intentionally 2ndplc character perma girl thought it was about her. idk
Just got called a perfume ponce in Wetherspoons
>>219802927I don't think it necessarily means kissing. It means she'll go out in public with you, right?
>>219802961damn that's expensiveconsidering a return flight to Indonesia or Thailand is just 200 quid I would probably just go there for a week insteadbetter value for money
Sitting on my throne, idly swirling my chalice and verbally heckling /brit/ posts to my audience of courtiers whomst are without context and utterly clueless about the lore. They all politely chuckle anyway since they know their lives mean little to me.
>>219802961>pornstar experience vs girlfriend experienceobviously, fucking retard>>219802970Cheers
>>219802975She's brown. He's technically dating down. If they have kids they'll be smelly mutts.
im trying to find a normal gf
It's baffling and concerning that so many people think Davey Scatino was in the wrong for what happened to him in the Sopranos. I bet they are all "sigma grindset" neoliberals who believe in "individuality" and think a business naturally grows as an extension of one's personality like a tree, the target group for pyramid schemes.
Riding my razor scooter to the brothel and paying them in 2 dollar coins
biomass bastards
>>219803010deeply unsettling
>>219803003yeah definitely better value, i would still take this though because those chinky women all seem to be driven out of desperation whereas in australia they could all probably get proper jobs if they wanted but just like sex enough that they're willing to do it with strangers for a higher income
>>219802938United States and it's not even close
>>219803035ok hernandez
>>219803014I have asda smart price apple and blackcurrant squash in the chalice
>>219803024not a good way to think about people this
>>219803028all women are evil
mikey has £7 invested in Spurs staying up!
saw 2 troons on my trip to the supermarket
>>219803020pardon me i thought you didn't know what the acronyms meant, in terms of experience, i don't really know either as i've never forked out for a PSE
>>219802903tell us more about this
>>219803062nyoo
katberg curry
simply wanking too much and watching too much porn
>>219802998>And that was just the staff
my sunderland are losing
any gay lads in? x
>>219803090sc
>>219803048bruce mate, you can't possibly believe that any prozzer does it for love of the game. The ones in aus probably have drug problems or are being pimped out.>>219803077>>>/trv/ knock yourself out
the escort made me rearrange our meeting from today to yesterday (7th)her reasoning was that she had a "family gathering"does that sound legit? don't really care as i fucked her hard but i can see she logged into adultwork today
>>219803058It's a perfectly good, long-term way of looking at it. Maybe if whites had thought more like this, there wouldn't be so many mulattos everywhere.
is this image realplease let me know
>>219803090Noooooooooo poor katberg
>>219803103no i genuinely can, this isn't the sort of place where you need to turn to sex work out of desperation unless you're an immigrant, and even the immigrant prossies i've seen were british and not from thirdie countries at all, one of my latest prossies even said she was married and that she was basically a trophy wife
>>219802993
leftypol calling it the most vibrant neighbourhood in britain>Vape shops have taken over our high streets with tacky branding, flourescent lights and hordes of teenage customers flooding out the door.>Nowhere more so than in Cheetham Hill in Manchester, where a staggering 54 vape shops line just two streets.
>>219803155sexo suzuka
>Earlier this week, a group of North East Jewish academics sent a letter to councillors which insisted the mural was not antisemitic and called for it to be put back up.'kin state
>>219803129it's an autistic 19th century way of analysing humans
must have tried to watch tokyo story at least 4 times but it's just too boring
>>219803198how did you learn to float like that?
>>219803160>opium denstrad and based>vape shopsmodern and cringe
>>219803170Why should I care about thisClearly you do so you could possibly tell me why you do - but more importantly why I and others should
nth for the gyaldem
>opium dens >based opium dens need to make a return
>>219803220getting a bit old ent she
studying how the ASMR to OF pipeline now operates in reverse
>>219803160the toilfu keeps trying to convince me Manchester is a great city but I'm just not having it
>>219803217Because the situation in the middle east relates to your daily life and because your taxes are funding genocideAlsoThe ordinary English worker hates the Irish worker as a competitor who lowers his standard of life. In relation to the Irish worker he regards himself as a member of the ruling nation and consequently he becomes a tool of the English aristocrats and capitalists against Ireland, thus strengthening their domination over himself. He cherishes religious, social, and national prejudices against the Irish worker... This antagonism is artificially kept alive and intensified by the press, the pulpit, the comic papers, in short, by all the means at the disposal of the ruling classes."
>>219803231this, we need to reestablish the british concession in shanghai right now
ever committed suicide lads?
>>219803234Only 24, if she takes care of herself she can stay peng right into her late 20s
>>219803187So don't bother watching it Loads of foreign and especially JAP films are shit. That's why they get remade as better films (Yojimbo as A Fistful of Dollars for example)
>>219803273yh didn't think much of it
erm why doesnt Hong Kong belong to the UK anymore
>>219803220i like this one because she's got veiny tits
>>219803267irrelevant gibberish
>>219803217Don't like seeing apartheid supported by government institutions and it's legs
>>219803273not successfully but I did come close. Was found however and they skooshed the narcan up my nose then I was taken to hospital then later mental hospital where I was kept for a week
>>219803297woke
>>219803320what was wrong with it
Rorke using a guinea pig as a fleshlight
>>219801952we can rebuild it...
>>219803297we only have it on loan til the end of the season, no option to buy
>>219803267nobody thinks of you like that retarded mong you all think youre persecuted when the average brit doesnt give a shit and just wants you to stop bothering them and get on with your life
>>219803282 NEW
>>219803304Haha, going for the "make them engage and show disinterest" ruse
>>219803331:/
>>219803337wouldnt trust the Chinese with that. I heard about the 99 year lease, I think that would be pretty stupid if it was Britan getting HK for 99 years
>>219803177everyone except for orthodox jews will be mixed race in a hundred years. the white race will be gone.
>>219803345Shut your gob
We about to get lada'd up
>>219803286yeah so getting a bit old like i said
>>219803129Do you not think whites breeding with other whites is also creating mutts? An English and French having a child would belong to neither the English or French ethnic group(s) but be a mutt between both.
how do I get in on the banging Chinese uni students thing then lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnpKlPEoCCg
leftypol claiming that trains, wind turbines, and nuclear reactors are dangerous polluting machines and we need to dismantle all of them
>>219803375struggling to see what relevance that has to my point
out of office ongot tomorrow off you see so will be getting STEAMING
>>219803411>An English and French having a child would belong to neither the English or French ethnic group(s) but be a mutt between both.Your royal family, whose cock you slobber, lays rest to that "theory"
>>219803412you're too late in the academic year for it, all of them will have boyfriends or been used up by nowwait until July-September when they start getting here
where has the weekend gone
>>219803375Judaism is a religion.>>219803417Correct
>>219803454wish my smelly bedroom were half that clean
>>219802704
>>219803411I think something gets lost, yes, but it's clearly not comparable to whites mixing with non-whites.
>>219803030I want discussion on that
>>219803454Spent the weekend playing on my PS3 haha had a great time x
got really drunk last night and added my old professor on linkedin and now he's messaging mebeen a bit of a retard here
>>219803443I don’t care about the Royal Family. Everyone knows their Greek Germans or some thing.>>219803480To me all mixing is the same regardless of race. If an English and a French mix it would still be two different groups accepted fully by none. Less visibly different than an English and a Nigerian or Indian but still there.
>>219803507i installed grindr and was sending old benders photos of my arse while we sextedsurprised i didn't post it here desu
might have a bath
>>219803506PS triple
>>219803273nh already dead inside me
sending my einherjar to valhalla
>>219803528bit gay
>>219803398
>>219803517You realise that french and germans are the same right?
>>219803531UwU
doing a cry
If it's closely related whites mixing e.g., English and Danes, then I see no problem with itBut when Brits mix with slavs or Greeks that's when it becomes problematic
mum get the camera
>>219803567all white people are Greek though (thats how yakub created them)
>>219803528Are you a bumder or just sad and lonely?
I'm playing PokopiaIt's a lovely game, very cute and relaxing. Not a game to play sleepy though as the music and general laid-back atmosphere is shipping me off to the land of nod
>>219803598gross
>>219803593tried some bum stuff when younger but had a bad experience with poo and vowed never againit's just for validation now really
>>219803598Bit of a controversial opinion here but I would put my penis in her vagina and thrust it in and out until orgasm. I'm just mad like that lol
>>219803567TrvkeHaving a slavic wife is like marrying a filipina, there's something wrong with you if that's how things turned out for you. Incel energy.
>>219803598can't seem to see her willard
>>219803614Ok so the latter
need be zapped with cosmic lightning that completely scrambles my brain and turns me into a gibbering idiot
used to watch this youtube channel about how he's a recovering alcoholic and how to avoid alcohol but the cunt never fucking shuts up about alcohol so now i'm back to drinking
>>219803551I wasn’t talking about those two mixing.>>219803567Who are we closely related to?
>>219803627shut up nerd
>>219803652Your wish is granted
>>21980340924 is young, her brain is still developing
>>219803517Someone like Taylor Swift who is a British/German/Italian mix is clearly better than a half black or paki person
>>219803657alkies will blame literally anybody else
>>219803661>I wasn’t talking about those two mixing.>>219803517>all mixing is the same regardless of race. If an English and a French mix it would still be two different groups accepted fully by none
alcoholism is a disease mate
>>219803669yeah but getting a bit old and crinkly physically though ent she
>>219803661Germans, Danes, Norwegians, northern French
>>219803598nice is that you?
>>219803684We aren’t German though, retard.
alcohol is good for you
Need to stop doing drugs lads. Got to the point where I'm basically a miserable cunt whenever I'm not on something. All anxious and jumpy. Gonna have a little reset. Starting from tomorrow since I'm already on drugs today. Easy peasy.
>>219803690no it isn'tyou can just stop doing ityou can't just stop having cancer though
>>219803682yeah exactly, the cunt spent the whole time blaming alcohol for his problems
>>219803728>>219803728>>219803728
going to have bottle of beer and one bottle of wine today and that's IT
Lying in bedFarting up a storm
>>219803700what about central french? whats wrong with those froggy lads and ladettes
>>219803698A wee bit
