>>219805566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HRQ144X9Sk

all women should commit suicide

so is this nora fella gyaldemfreaks new obsession then?

don't know why it took me so long to filter the word crodie

what an awful week for Mousey

a lot of MILFs like video games

>>219805591
This but for white adult male virgins with right wing politics

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right

has norafawn shown her nipples or labia yet?

eating some really nice food right now
of a southern european description
but sophisticated southern europe (france or northern italy)
very fresh ingredients (vegetables, etc.)
the dish is incredible
but just normal for me

>>219805607
phew thank god i'm just barely exempt

>>219805592
nah she has a decent number of normal fans (me). She's insanely hot.

>>219805604
has the parasite been pretending to be me? I went outside in the sun because his punishment is over now. or else ive been wanking or pissing constantly

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>>219805557

>Homosexual/Bisexual men do Minecraft videos.

>Homosexual/Bisexual women do VTuber videos.


There's definitely a brainwashing pipeline in the works with zoomers & alphas...

>>219805414
Nonsense, I think my brother was a virgin until 21-22 maybe. He is getting married next year.

>>219805632
you're not normal though are you

I am a 30 year old virgin

>>219805640
Need Bulgar gf

>>219805610
shouldvebeenme.gif

flirted with a 27 year old woman in 2011 and she got me rock hard, mental to think she's in her 40s now and probably a hideous roastie

>>219805566
CORRRRRRRA

>>219805516
retard

>>219805662
it's all relative

>>219805690

>>219805637
thats a jacket potato, it is big, and likely expensive

>>219805658
do you ever find it sad that none of your original gimmicks have gained any real traction? to the point where you have to be a parasite?

beef brisket for tea x

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red hair isnt fair!

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>lusting after ewhores and calling yourself normal in the same post

I'm sure we've ALL noticed whenever mousenonce (and he is a nonce) gets embarrassed over his postage he starts blaming them all on 'The Parasite' i.e. his Mr. Hyde alter ego

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>>219805673
my god, a 27 year old woman?

>>219805665
yeah me too brother

>>219805663
cast us a spell then

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Thoughts on Beagles?
I will ask about different dog breeds until I am satisfied.

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nth for the holodem

>>219805721
they was one at my former toil who was fit

>>219805712
im not a nonce either
leave me out of your meltdown because fit white girls are being posted

I am not sexually attracted to trans women but I have a great deal of respect for them

>>219805725
they are really stupid

>>219805718
aye she was fit, taught me skateboarding and that, reckon she's probably fat now

>>219805566
mid lass
shit fetish

Who is the parasite anyway?

>>219805712
you are profoundly mentally ill.

>>219805751
but they are cute

>>219805725
I like them. There's a woman who lives not far from me who has a beagle and a different non-bealge dog. Sometimes they're passing by when I'm taking my shopping bags out the boot and the beagle likes to have a good sniff and investigate the bags. The other dog does not.

>>219805734
Should have asked her out.

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Americans are a strange breed

the mlp thread getting deleted was a new low for tobes

>>219805744
Why?

true mousetorians know who the parasite is

>>219805516
>>219805680

>British comedy
>making fun of & mocking handicapped people, actual retards, underclass poor, urban workers, and those who aren't in the nobility caste

There is a pattern.

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Sharty's new captcha filtered me, where are we going when 4chan gets blocked by UK IPs?

>>219805756
that's just like, your opinion, man

>>219805755
Should have let her wank you off or something at least.

>>219805761
Mousey's term for SpainZilla and his sockpuppets (real or imagined).

>>219805787
Bubbles when Cyrus and the flappy bird brothers are being released from prison

>>219805802
Take your nazislop back to /pol/ or the sharty, freak

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Just finished another weekend of overtime. 6 sales both days

>>219805821
sc

going to make my tea then go to bed
whats the point

not posted here for over a week. what have i missed?

imagined by him or when he goes crying to /r9k/

Few remember mousenonces American nemesis fat

>>219805834
do a wank before bed

>>219805821
His name is the scorpion and he's from the desert

off for a wank before a nap (bed)

i don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment

>>219805843
probably ALSO him, he's so weird

Sir Sweaty Nonce

>>219805850
bad for the chakras, this

my dog was a jack russell chihuahua beagle mix and when he grew up my mum got rid of him because his ears started standing up and she said he looked like an ugly kangaroo

cosey fanni tutti

>>219805802
sharty captcha LITERALLY tells you what you're meant to be looking for
just look up the variant and click it
you are retarded

long red hair with blunt fringe and big round glasses gf for me please if you would

>>219805835
the belgian posted about black men's willies

forgot its a sunday and now co-op's the only place open

>>219805826
>Rapeape, Lumbering Lardass RapeApe, or GrapeApe, is the current manager and de facto primary admin of 4chan.
It's only a matter of time till we get blocked

*walk in on Mouse having a Tommy Tank*
*points directly at his genital*
don't do that Mousey!

Who remembers Mikey? Emmett? Moni? Mihai? Timothy James Byrne?

>>219805870
Seeing how bad my mum is with animals is a real eye-opener in understanding why she did such a poor job 'raising' me. She's a bizarre human being.

ktim
literally dictus irl gf

>>219805903
No one

>>219805870
Genuinely don’t understand people who easily get rid of pets
Always had the mindset that the dog or cat might suck but it’s still yours to take care of

>>219805899
The admins are all Epsteinites

>>219805880
Zoom zoom think we all have a folder of pointless soijaks on hand

if you don't read books you are a lesser being

Is there a /brit/ on the sharty?
There's a /brit/ on leftypol.
Used to be a whole british imageboard called britfags or something too.

Want to have a wank but there's a chance wifeberg will want a shag when she's back from seeing her sister. What I really want is a blowjob to completion with no effort whatsoever on my part but that's not going to happen. Delayed poon is better than current hand, must wait it out.

>>219805944
hardly
which is why i said you could look it up unc

>>219805949
this year alone i've read the equivalent of 10 books via reading /brit/

>>219806001
what a struggle

>>219805937
nobody hates animals more than pet owners

>>219805802
>He will stop you from having rallies or meeting in public
Well he won't, will he
Who is physically going to stop people from rallying?

>>219806001
How’s the sex life been since tying the knot lad

>>219805937
my sisters ex-bfs grandparents took him in, they already had two shih tzus so probably wasnt much of a difference
remember sobbing because i was 14 and loved him and sat there when we said goodbye to him for the last time trying not to break down and look like a pussy
miss my little dogberg he’s probably quite old now

my blood flows harshly

>>219806022
but i love catberg more than i have the words to express

>>219806022
seems like a retarded thing to say

Yer da had a vasectomy

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I ordered a Pint
ok !!

>>219805949
Currently reading this book
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series/habotew/jigoku-ni-ochite-yo-onii-chan
it's decent

>>219805630
MODS

>>219806054
toby dont take pictures of the staff please

Hello, best mates

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my little man

>oil prices skyrocketing, petrol will hit £2 per litre by April
>4chan going down randomly yesterday
>talk of boots on the ground

we are fucked
FUCKED I tell you

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me when on a budget haha

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>>219806054
are u a girl

>>219806054
If Someone

could

Find Me a
``Brahma`` Girlfriend
like

this .. Please do Ok .. !!

>>219806035
Much the same as before. Tend to shag once or twice a week, if she's not in the mood she's usually up for giving me a quick handy. Most sessions involve some amount of cocksucking. Really can't complain.

>>219806096
not sure why but I hate tiny cooking

>>219806079
oh its that ugly cat again, great

Cats are the most Anglo-coded animals. Tuxedo cats specifically.

>>219806054
God she looks like such a mean bitch I’m rock hard
She’s Scottish?

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>>219806061
:/

mad how there is an entire continent of 300 million or so bizarro-brits that would quite happily blast you off into space with a great big cannonball simply because the laws lets them o algo
they're simply itching for it

we should lock women in tiny boxes

>>219806096
restaurants will charge £30 for this and call it a "main course" oh my days

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Disabled "people" will ruin your life

>>219806079
he looks fed up
is he friendly?

God here we go. Full-on mouseymelty.
Then 'it the Parasite !!' afterwards

>>219806079
The Berg

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woudlnt be allowed to do this nowadays because of the woke

>>219806092
i cycle :)

>>219806137
nothing wrong with this

>>219806112
I've been eyeing this Indian bird for the last month

posted some risky stuff on the reddit earlier lads. might be receiving a knock on the door very soon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEAwY178rNY

It's all suicide to me

>>219806115
Sounds good
Last two long term relationships I had sex basically ground to a halt when we moved in together

>>219806145
Leave Them

alone

Ok !!

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>>219806119
can't believe you're still this upset that I made a thread before you did

>>219806029
The police

>>219806175
Good luck !!

>>219806198
>union flag pillow
the starmtroopers are on their way to lock you up as we speak

>>219806054
is that gregg wallace in doorway?

went for a long walk
mused on how my town dates back to the first crusade
americans will never know this feel

>>219806054
Solo drinking?

anyone want to come noncebashing with me tomorrow?

>>219806202
Thanks, she smiled at me the last two times I saw her.

wanking my tiny green cock

>>219806222
no No ..

he Was black !! Unlike Gregg Wallace ..

>>219806145
Australians would never do that, they're our mates

that's heatherpaedo's cat btw

>>219806222
scream

>>219806163
Alexander's Empire if his pussy ahh troops didn't cry to go home

>>219806246
Calling me that won't make me them you obsessed weirdo

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>>219806054
My favorite beer

*gets jiggy wit it*

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

Wish communism would sweep through the country and kill a good 40% of the population (reform / tory voters), then redistribute their wealth while nationalising all industries

>>219806194
We did struggle a bit during covid because of the menty elfs and hadn't figured out to talk about having sex properly, but worked it out. Have been in one of them situations with a previous gf and it sucked the life out of me. Thoroughly vetted this one and her sexual proclivities before locking her down.

>>219806280
erdinger is so peng

>>219806282
yes yes we've all seen it already

>>219806284
will smiff

>>219806286
they won't like this

watching lord of the rings: the two towers extended edition

>>219806303
no you haven't

>>219806282
windows vinyard

>>219806282
mihai loved this image

>>219806293
I remember being into 6th form common room politics as well.

>>219806286
what about girls who watch it?
>>219806301
so good, fruity almost banana-y notes, I'm not a drinker but when I do I enjoy buying some Erdinger, it is a bit pricey here.

>>219806311
saw it at the kinoplex a few weeks ago

>>219806311
the 'dashboard' video of that is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx8_Pumdkpg

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up and at em tomorrow boys

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>>219806286
Friendly reminder to support English characters from Asian media.

>>219806335
shut it you broccoli haired freak, I'm old enough to be your dad I'd reckon

sometime have a panic thinking about absent mindedly sharing an Instagram reel here and giving you all my real identity.

>>219806349
the kinotorium
the kinodome

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>>219806301

>>219805998
wow there's an image board called leftypol
news to me
is it named after our character, leftypol?

bloke at work who i dont particularly like keeps on going on about how i dont like him
yeah well saying that to me isnt helping things mate

>>219806367
he is risen

I'll catch the 7pm mass i suppose. Needed lots and lots and lots of sleep you see

>>219806351
24 year old joke

>>219806199
Not our police that's for sure

>>219806346
Spent a summer in Scotland and was in the beer garden at the local almost every day sinking pints of Erdinger and Tennants
Favourite beers of all time
>>219806378
Alcohol free sadly :(

mi look

it looms

why does he Type.. Like This!! !

>>219806372
kek I remember that
can't remember your name though
although I might dredge it up from the archives because I am bored

should I keep investing in the stock market or is gonna implode?

>>219806367
looks like hes got half down syndrome

>>219806351
bet this is peng, will watch now

>>219806379
It's an imageboard for commies and the biggest English language image board besides this place and perhaps maybe the sharty

leftypol.org

>>219806378
>>219806409
They drink Erdinger alcohol free in Germany as an isotonic sports drink so ive heard

>>219806409
Good taste lad.

50% chance I get sacked on April 1st

>>219806137
yeah it's an interesting portrayal of sexual deviancy

Can you
Imagine
it ..

Pocket Monsters Go
in
America ??

catching
Dragonite
in
The Big Apple !!
then .. Gotta Catch `Em All .. Ok ..

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ah

Thinking about getting in the bath for a bit. Any objections?

>>219806447
why

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fucking hell

>>219806417
I've never done it personally just gives me the fear not surprising someone has done it already

>>219806456
Yep. Should be good.

>>219806442
Surely not? Might as well just have a bit of bread

Imagine being completely covered in marmite

>>219806436
Once shagged a girl who looked like that in the face. Body obviously wasn't anywhere near as good and she's grossly fat now. Funny how these things work out.

got my fluffy socks on and NOT thinking about suicide

>>219806485
Ha ha ..
Yep ..

It

Would

be Funny ..

>>219806489
you shagged her in the face?

The only thing I want from life is to have a body I feel comfortable in... it's biologically impossible...

Feeling lonely, even when you are with people, feeling blocked
Feeling blue, sad, feeling disinterested in things, feeling fearful
Are your feelings easily hurt? Feeling that people are unfriendly
Or do you feel like people dislike you?

I feel like that all the time
I feel like that
I feel like that

>>219806489
girls like this smell good

>>219806509
why?

>>219806485
Imagine the stains you'd leave trying to walk around the house. Just marmite on every surface you touch. Fuckin nightmare. Would be alright if you had a big stack of buttered toast though, could just rub it on yourself and chow down.

I was in the two one two

yep it's a classic blurry heatherfreak screenshot

MN spamming like mad to distract from his /mlp/ ban.

>>219806530
he wants to be a man

>>219806508
Well yeah but in the snizz too. Actually think she was one of the worst jobbers to ever blow me. Absolutely terrible form.

>>219806536
don't understand why he doesn't just use snipping tool like everyone else

>>219806536
You must have something wrong with your phone or computer

>>219806483
Dont shoot the messenger just what ive heard

everybody in the three one three put your mothafuckin hands up n follow me

How does a woman even learn to do blowjobs?

>>219806554
>snizz
never utter this word again foul cretin

>>219806558
Me every time I've tried to play snooker

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catching a Train
now ..

Going Home !!

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>>219806558

Retards can't even open an image on an imageboard

#BlacksforRupertLowe

time for a bit of willy in snizz action

>>219806583
Don't fucking tell me what to do.

>>219806576
They just know, from the first time....trust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCE3G4VOzg

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>Pull back socially, don't give people the benefit of the doubt, don't smile and be a 'nice guy', don't be polite undeservingly, don't accept invitations or overshare my personal life
>Coworkers noticeably start treating me better and talking to me like a normal person

Mad how the normoid brain works

>>219806597
hope you've got your train song playlist on the go

don't know why heathermong is trying to reinvent his character but the more he posts the more obvious it's him

Anyone else old enough to remember when we had textboards?

>>219805924
Looks like Aurora Snow

>>219806634
FONT

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>>219806591

>>219806634
mad how people don't care what your favourite dinosaur is

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>>219806649
I'm not that young but I just discovered 4chan a couple of years ago

>>219806649
yeah, bring them back so I can never use them again

>>219806670
Triceratops, not that you bothered to ask

>>219806670
baryonyx for me

>>219806646
Literally when is the last time anyone has ever posted about "heather"? You keep calling me the same thing and you keep calling other people it too. Don't you get bored of spamming the word "heathermong" all day everyday like an actual schizo?

>you're that guy from four years ago!
literally just no

why haven't they invented one funny woman yet

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me when i receive any sort of physical contact

need to lose some weight so I can buy some shagger clothes and become a shagger and have sex with women

>>219806737
Rorke

melty

>>219806746
shagger clothes?

>>219806558
Doesn’t happen to me often tbf

Channel 4 loves its spastic Walt Jr syndrome comedians
Nobody can understand a word they say yet the middle class London audience laugh all the same and pretend they get it

>>219806756
>rorke melty rorke heathermong melty heathermong melty rorke
shut up you fucking boring cunt always the same shit every day

>>219806765
clobber worn by sex havers

He’ll be taking his melty to the botty any second now, probably a good time to log off. We had a good run.

Thinking of bringing a hammer to my next doctors appointment

nowt's happened since the 9/11

>>219806465
Enjoyed Heather posting

>>219806670
for me its suckafuckadicknpuss

catberg
>sound asleep
>stretches his paws out
>gets up awake and alert
>yawns and rattles his head
>steps around his bed in a circle
>has a sniff at where he's been lying
>sets himself back down
>lets out a couple purrs
>goes back to sleep
why is he like this

does he still think that anybody who doesn't like reading 1000 fantasies about child rape is dtfic? oh dear me.

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The sex clobber
Thoughts?

>>219806402
alright yeah unc has crashed out I get it

>>219806829
cat dementia

>>219806843
uh oh

>>219806797
such as?

>>219806844
umbee

>>219806829
love it when catberg gets up from a nap, has a stretch then walks somewhere else and has a nap there not sure what hes playing at

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do YOU have a BA?
thought not

i am willing to house a female iranian

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Still don't know what I'm supposed to do here :\
Looks nice though :)

they won't let you delete posts now

A duck, technically, is a dinosaur.
The chicken nuggets you eat for dindins are a dinosaur.
You eat actual dinosaur meat all the time.

>>219806871
Soul

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>>219805582
patty mogs

>>219806789
It's so fucking sad. Used to love watching panel shows and what not.

>>219806878
>99% opacity
OH NO NO NO NO

>>219806878
I do and it's worthless thank you for asking

>>219806878
>on the third day of July 2025
poncey woke nonsense

Israel was a mistake. The Epstein jannies may well ban me again for saying it but it's true.

>>219806878
nigga got a spackelor of farts

>>219806895
Still on EU4 me

my mate's new missus has unreal jugs

>>219806895
just set all your trade and construction to auto and then you can have fun

>>219806816
covid was a happening

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>>219806902
life, uh, finds a way

Genuinely so funny that he’s so much of a tard he thinks he’s completely incognito when he changes flag haha

>>219806895
Never fear Rome, the serpent lies coiled in Naples

All I want for Christmas is poo

>>219806947
get rid of the greys

>>219806878
i would post mine but i don't want everyone to laugh at my meme degree

i'm bussin

>>219806962
let them enjoy things

>>219806947
Isn't that the woman who shot up the Youtube HQ building?

>>219806962
wish I knew that many people

>>219806991
yeah

>>219806962
Why do the young girls wear skin tight dresses that are so short you can almost see their flaps? Idgi

>>219806943
Hate when that happens

>>219806878
nice piece of toilet paper

>>219806991
>>219807019
eh????????????????????????????????

Something wrong about female spree / school shooters...
Think they must have something wrong in their heads...

>>219807050
or maybe.. they're the only sane people left

>>219807069
whoa, damn

>>219807034
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_headquarters_shooting

doctors cant MAKE me take my medicine

>>219807050
not the male ones?

>>219806962
What in the universal credit, fridge in the front garden, peppa pig plate used as an ashtry, crisis loan, french bulldog breeding, this town is full of snakes, middle section of Aldi, nappies at toddlers ankles, dads on licence, strongbow dark fruits, self diagnosed mental illness, kids eating crisps for dinner, Tesco value ham, front garden trampoline, lip filler paid with child benefit, spag BOWL, just me and me kids now, 35p energy drink, shouting in the street in your dressing gown, I swear down on me mums life, live laugh love, twos on that? silver crushed velvet living room, one pouch of bacci til next Thursday is going on here??

>>219807034
she thought she was shadowbanned or something so shot the place up

Right, that's me set up in the bath with TV on the ipad and a little candle going. Don't peek at my penis you silly boys.

>>219807097
That's the joke... well done...

>>219807102
quite a striking summary of my childhood

>>219807102
howl

>>219807102
All me

>>219807115
>little candle going
bit gay

>>219807156
Why should the homos have all the fun? Just because I like snizz doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to have a little bit of luxury

>>219807102
>35p energy drink
sex

>>219807102
Soul

>>219807034
Iranian-American woman, 38 yo, a vegan activist & baha'i religion activist, had her youtube channel demonitized so she drove to YouTube HQ, shot 3 employees and then shot herself

>>219807184
Used to get one for breakfast every morning on my way to school

MAKE THE FUCKING NEWWWWWWW

>>219807244
new

>>219807211
same
was lsv for me.

One man waits for the new
Another man makes the new
A third man is watching you post in the new

>>219807290
or a bottle of boost

>>219807317
1 litre of boost, slip it in your bag and sneakily sip it through the day
lush