club penguin medieval party 2008 edition
Mousey will give a live statement to the thread at 9am
>>219823306corrrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuVxcGaeIdo
right what's gollum up to now?
>>219823344We've been done hereWe are always thinking about Indians!
what's
why don't they just ship the oil using a different route
*plays a funky bassline as the thread gets off to a start*
save Your moneyDON`T buySupermarket `Soup`Ok ..boiled WaterAndfreshly picked NettlesAre Lovely !!It`s Nice !!
Buy a bicycle while you still can.
forget looking at oil prices, look at when more and more of the GCC start going force majeure and cancelling contracts. when they go force majeure it cancels the contract but not the position, so all the banks that hedge on oil have to keep paying their downside positions with 0 upside potentialthat's what's going to fucking wreck the western banking system, china and russia are unironically running an economic nuke on us
>>219823454Gary Eats needs to go to Chateau d'Mouse and savour his delicacies
Threads split because you Indians can't do anything right
Learnt quite a lot about the escort in our last meeting lads.She said she can't ride a bikeShe said she was super shy when she was youngerAnd her parents are divorced
>>219823481This one was created first and posted first in the old so stop whinging and get a life outside of 4chan
yummy !!
Toilslaves do be toiling (for israel)
home made kebab on the spit de lids
>>219823516grow up spaino stop posting this fucking drivel
Will Iran do a nuke on FranceThe fallout (like the video game Fallout) will probably affect usIt won't be pleasant.
>>219823454is this mousenonce or the mimmick
the gay nigger association of america rejected my application because i'm not american
NEETbux bureau is trying to break my spirit (unpaid trial work).No bond/cash tent, unless I sell right now at a loss.Not quite Lean FIRE, yet. Hitting the portfolio with my day to day expenses right now would be a permanent drag.What do in this horrible economy?
>>219823544looks a bit like a poo doesn't ithow'd you make it?
>>219823546iran don't have nuclear weapons, neither do they have a missile with more than 2000km range
right from now on my leading question upon meeting any woman will be to ask if she has a vagina
>>219823554Depends on how well the post is received. If people hate it then it was "the parasite" who posted it
Violence is the answer.
had a wetherspoons big scottish breakfast yesterday nothing wrong with it cheap and cheerful
>>219823558threadspitting retard scum fuck you die
>>219823605To what?
>>219823607What AlovelyReview !!
>>219823609Rude. At that time I did not know yet which thread would survive.
cant remmeber if ive done me poo yet
just rayman punched my nan down the stairs
>>219823614It’s the answer mate
doing a think
>>219823607wetherspoons is mint 5/6 quid a pint everywhere else and meals are like 10-15. not at spoons. egg gammon and chips and a pint of doom bar £7 fucking bosh get in spend the tenner you saved on the fruit machines
Iran give it a fucking rest mate it's Cheltenham tomorrow and Spurs are going down this season Just hold off until August
>>219823664For me it’s their cheap pints of Ruddles
Started watching Angel (1999)Seems more kino than Buffy
> Three quarters of Brits back tougher online safety laws
>>219823680evil stuff, only time i've ever shit my self from drinking is after a sesh full of ruddles
“Are you sure?” Harry asked.“I’m sure,” Lily said.Harry smiled but still hesitated. This would irrevocably change their relationship, and there would be no going back. Harry searched inside of himself, but still, no matter how familiar her face and eyes were, there was no part of him that saw her as his mother. She was just Lily, his wonderful, beautiful, intelligent friend that he cared for deeply.Kissing her lovingly, Harry eased forward.
>>219823648proverb invented after mboko failed to cut water with a knife
come mr dj song pon de replaycome mr dj can you turn the music up
what a waste of fucking time
>>219823664Tenner for large breakfast two hash browns and a pint of cranberry juice it lush
>>219823681Buffy for the boys Angel for the men
>>219823829hate that they do their bacon on a grill so it's always pale with just light grill marks
>>219823841>>219823681my highschool gf loved buffy. i'd sneak into her room and we'd fool around while watching itmiss those days
>>219823871Why did you have a highschooler gf you big dirty nonce
>>219823888looks like its from the us
>>219823863cant have it all
dude, cody's mom caught him fooling around with stacey on labor day weekend
>>219823888she's a big girl
We At /brit/Should get An Officialpetnothing sexual Ok ..It would cheer Us upIt Would beOur Friend !!
rape nigger roaring
at toil doing fuck allx
What's all this about you lot getting an official thread Staffy
>>219824008Cereful, Anon. Times are hard, they will fire slackers first.
got an official thread stiffy
>>219824028
>>219824028I look busyx
>>219824008Kek this is me, just back from a week off, should be refreshed bulland raring to go but still can't be arsed
believe I just saw Mousey in Brit/pol/
We at /brit/ would like to congratulate this years crufts winner Bruin
seriously considering moving to Barnes
>>219824092He can be the official /brit/ dog
>>219824095Please stay in your shithole hellscape known as the USA. Thanks.
I’d lick the skidmarks out of Emma Watson’s underwear.
>>219824095think i've been there when i went to richmond
>>219823975
>>219824049Thanks Bibi very cool
>>219824136I have a UK passport
>>219824136>someone from Britain of all places unironically calling anyone else’s country a shithole hellscape
going to have a chill day off peacemogging my neighbours with my exceptionally low cortisol due to retardmaxxing
>>219824167
Quick draw janny having none of the aussie’s gay bullshit.
why are you all so gay
>>219824140yea? how was it?
Can't believe I missed the gay sex arse
>check work emails>things for me to do
Remember when oil prices dropped below $0 into the negatives during COVID and it was immediately memory holed?
>>219824172says the cretin desperately trying to get in here
>>219824209upper class and nobility are the same thing though.
>>219824209Famously tall working class
mental how literal gay porn spam is one of the less obnoxious and intrusive gimmicks in this general
need to be embraced by a woman
>>219824092ugly mutt
>>219824245You must be 18 to post here
>>219824240Ktim, plus got stuff to do I couldn’t be arsed doing on Friday (cos it’s basically the weekend)Will put it off until 11 (cos I’m having my coffee and /brit/posting right now just waking up still really)Then at 11 I’ll think it’s basically lunchtime already and wait until the afternoo x
>>219824243Yeah and some of the comical instances is people letting their positions realise and ending up with barrels of oil
>>219824255Better looking than you
>>219824264not an argument
>>219824248It’s a /brit/ tradition desu. As soon as I see an Aussie flag posting a webm I’m mentally prepared to see a lovely juicy cock getting sucked or swallowed by a handsome young lad’s arse
only been up 2 hours and I'm ready for a nap
>>219824244Not the guy you were originally replying to am I.
Mad how society just turned totally mentally ill like a decade ago and it seems like it won't even be mentioned in history books and will just totally accepted as normal in history yet most people have been totally flummoxed by how ridiculous everything is.Or was it always mentally but the people who controlled the media before the internet had a tighter grip to filter out all the batshit insane stuff. Hmm I wonder
>>219824322all yanks are one
https://youtu.be/pbSyv-KD0qA?si=lTruHvibjLXfmF73
>>219824332>A woman lived in constant fear that she was a paedophile - until a TikTok video revealed a surprising diagnosis. Molly Lambert, 22, began to experience intrusive sexual and violent thoughts as a teenager, which led her to believe she was a danger to others. But after a four-year ordeal, she finally learned she was actually battling a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
if only
>Judgmentutterly mental that it's spelt that way
>Iraqi insurgent groups attacking US bases >Kurds falling for the eternal yank again>Iran successfully controlling the strait and keeping neighbors oil and gas production in a chokehold>Israel running out of interceptors, US running out of patriots against the ballistic missile powerhouse of the worldHow exactly does this end without US boots on the ground and an all out regional war?
>>219824158Please renounce it, thanks>>219824172Not going to take any lectures on this from a fucking yank
>>219824351so she was obsessively and compulsively thinking about shagging kids?Lock her up
Allah isn't with youThe IDF strikes you againnn
>>219824362Holy cringe
I have obsessive compulsive disorder apparently.
>>219824209Me in the underclass
>>219824372Probably the most retarded war of all time
>>219824390
maybe wars should be held in a simulation chamber so nobody dies
Rorke:>can’t name any city in Iran other than Tehran>doesn’t know when the Islamic Revolution was>doesn’t know that Persians aren’t Arabs>doesn’t know about 1953>doesn’t know that Khamenei and Khomeini were different peopleYet he’s going to sit on his fat NEET arse all day lecturing you about “what’s really happening” with Iran
>>219824405Rorke knows lots of cities in Iran thanks to paradox games
>>219824274no point doing anything in the afternoon that's basically hometime
>>219824405You:>doesn't know what a vagina feels like
I wish I was a dodgy Fire Stick
>>219824432done
>>219824405kek I didn’t know three of those things
We at /brit/ support Lehi
>>219824432clattered that wastrel
>>219824405>doesn’t know that Persians aren’t Arabsbrown people are the same
>>219824212only there a few minutes but i think it was alright
>>219824405Isfahan 1979(?)Yes I doYes I doYes I do thanks to that Simpsons bit about the ayatollah t-shirt
>>219824477You know that you don’t need to be proud of your ignorance right Rorke? You can rectify it by learning.
>>219824405Put a fork in Rorke, he's done
far too many samurai this, would prefer fewer desu
love beer me
>>219824492>googled>googled>no you don’t>no you don’t>learned it from a cartoonYeah the last one I believe
>>219824453
one says durkah durkahthe other says durhka durhka
>>219824501it's just got sillier since then
you guys hate me don’t youyou probably hate me and i wish i was dead don’t you
know about shiraz because it's a wineknow about kermanshah and tabriz because of medieval 2
>>219824496>Just do a heckin learn>just open a book already>oh my science just do a read
6 weeks until 420. can't wait
>>219824538I wish you would nibble on my bits then lay on my bed like a pet desu
12 angry samuraidie hard samurai harderthe 400 samurai2 samurai 2 samuraitwo and a half samuraisamurai 7one hundred and one samurai
Leftypol fancies himself an expert on middle eastern geopolitics
Where are you lads getting your live news from?
>>219824568>two and a half samuraisounds like a family guy cutaway
In my mind Mousey looks exactly like the Wealdstone Raider Same height and everything
Need Emma Watson to make mud in my mouth.
>>219824585haha family guy!! family guy funny moment! brian!!
>>219824568the shogun of the rings
Leftypol mocks rorke for his perfect exhibition of the dunning kruger effect yet in doing so exhibits only a more developed case of that same effect
just younger with long greasy hair and a johnny depp pube beard but yeah
>>219824547I guess it's not surprising that Rorke is proud of being a moron
>>219824578>Leftypol fancies himself an expert on middle eastern geopoliticsRorke fancies the underage girls he sees on the bus when he’s going to his Jobcentre appointments
the United States toga
>>219824603meant for>>219824587
Samu7ai10 things I hate about samurai28 samurai laterthe fifth samuraithe sixth samurai8 samurai127 samurai
>leftypol>rorkeOught to be an autoban just posting those words at this point.
Adam still spending his entire life on 4chan making rorke posts is he? bit sad
>>219824646this desu senpai
>>219824614Yh and leftypol fancies the bikeseat sticking into his rear end as he cycles to work at a cafe whilst in his 30s
>>219824492>Isfahanapparently the most beautiful city in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w39tO7BO26k&t=20s Tunage
>>219824599*gatling guns you*
>>219824667according to whom
>>219824614>bringing up children unprompted yet againYou are a paedophile mate
>>219824664At least he has a job and doesn’t get out of breath doing cardio, Rorke
>>219824667get it Dresdened
>>219824680mad how often he does this. but makes complete sense when you consider the rumours as to why he no longer uses his tripcode...
Reminder that a census on the sexuality of /brit/ was cast and found that most /brit/ posters are not even straight
>>219824707A farcical image
>>219824686You wouldn't know because you're a fat cunt that doesn't exercise, but you're supposed to be out of breath doing cardio
>>219824698Spainnonce is one of your own Rorke pal, most paedos are
>>219824707scr
>>219824707in the 2010s was it
>>219824721sent that fat freak flying
>>219824721LOL shagged him FIRMLY up the bum hole with this one!
>>219824707no they didn't this is yet another epic le sopranos meme
>>219824728no idea who these people are. i think you need to spend less time here
rorke thinking about how he's a friendless virgin at 28 and his chances of having a normal life, a wife and kids will only become more remote as time goes on
>>219824721omds rorke you are NOT supposed to be out of breath doing light cardio like cycling to work you fat mess
mastication for de nation
>>219824751As I said, you wouldn't know as the only time you're moving is when you're bouldering to the fridge
Rorke sweating his soul out walking 10 mins to Greggs. It’s cardio you see, perfectly normal along with the heart palpitations and the pain radiating from his arm to his chest
>>219824749this feels like a self-insert rorke post
Sulphates on toast for breakfastMay contain crustaceans
nothing has changed but i've been quite happy with my life recently
>>219824667soon to be new testing ground for israeli rockets
he got thoroughly done so spaki's gonna be posting about rorke and cardio for hours now
oh yeah he seethin
>Nurse Roberts on her way to the brit ward for feeding time
grim
>>219824809happens every day at this point
>>219824695>>219824806they're already bombing itthis is cultural genocide
hearing a lot about rorke these days. not so much about that leftypol feller. wonder what he's up to.
>homer bimpson
>>219824835Sorry, that was me - I farted xD
Imagine being so fat and lonely you think a short walk or cycle is cardio
>>219824852It is cardio though t. dictionary
>>219824379>Please renounce it, thankshow
>>219824840Leftypol was always a forced gimmick that Rorke only resorted to when he was getting bodied massively. He tried it with Rasheed and that didn’t work either. Just weird made up boogeymen is all he has
>>219824486what's your favorite part of the UK
rorke getting heart palpitations because he's raging at a video game he's losing at
>>219824840
>>219824140that where the make the sausages
Isn't actually incredibly fucking mad that America has only been bombed once in its entire history yet it has some sort of authority to just totally bomb the shit out of all these foreign countries.You think that maybe if they had actually experienced being on the receiving end of a bombing they wouldn't be so quick to resort to it each time they feel like it. Honestly makes me sick.
be right back just getting my cardio in*walks to the toilet*
>>219824879That’s cardio mate (he’s moving his thumbs) so it’s totally normal
i feel it in my penis i feel it in my balls
Nuke Australia from space.
>>219824893
um
>>219824924Hmm, great question. I need to think about that one.
right well that's a fella sucking another fella's dingo
he keeps mentioning heart palpitationsdefinitely telling on himself there
Rorke’s mum tuning into the James O’Brien show and putting the radio at the top of the stairs so Rorke has to do some cardio to turn it off
I don't like to see it
why do countries bother having navies full of ships that one torpedo can sink? should have saved up and just got one really hard to sink boat
>>219824888they'll get what's coming to them empires only last about 250 years America's is away to crumble the Jews will leave them high and dry and move onto another host
nice cock
>>219824940why save up they could roll your mum into the sea for cheap
>>219824940If I was driving a boat id simply drive it away from torpedoes
Penguins are dope
>>219824931Just put it on and he's starting off with Spurs going down Meanwhile talkSPORT are talking about the war What's going on!!!!!!!
>>219824957was this funny in your head?
A respected Chinese professor masqueraded as a schoolboy at elite Sydney schools including Saint Ignatius Riverview, Sydney Boys High, Trinity Grammar and Sydney Grammar, after photographing scores of students during a disturbing week-long spree.
>>219824887dunno
>>219824960what if it was one of those manned torpedos with a little jap man inside and he starts chasing you
>>219824995reftypor
they call me torpedo when I boot up brave
>>219824987I'm trying to save the navy some moneythe sailors wouldn't even have to wait for shore leave to have a go on her
i accept all your concessions
I’m looking for some help I need someone to save my arse
Now that the Street of Hummus is closed, are you ready to return to the toil?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE&t=3s
>>219824995smartschoolboy10
>>219825004Throw him a bit of fish get him off my tail
>gfberg quit her comfortable permanent job to take up a 3 month contract closer to me>She's now saying she's going to go back home overseas when it finishes until the company offers her a new job, whenever that happens, because she wants to live at home and save money (even though she's now a citizen and can dole bludge) nd hasn't had time off for 6 monthsI really don't understand her
its great seeing evil shit-heaps like Iran bombed but I dont like seeing my stocks tumble
>>219824982uno reverse card
>>219825076Mate… it’s over
>>219825076take the hint bruce
>>219825076what colour is her arsehole?
>>219825076If shes Kazakh, or from any asian country, then it can not be underestimated how important family is to themOnly in the west where we truly are fucked is incomprehensible
>>219825049Sorry can't get to work. Petrol too expensive.
>>219825122cycling chads win every single time
>feel like things are finally stabilising and i might buy my own place this year>orange retard starts another war
>>219825137netanyahu isn't ginger lad
>>219825137>saluting corpses>clapping in the cinemamate they can't see or hear you
>I think I was sexually assaulted by my father as a child
Rorke hopping on Pokopia for a bitI think his wheat may have grown and he's got a couple newly built houses that need furnishing
>>219825134Too intense cardio for me, I’d be sweating and out of breath if I cycled to work
>>219825134Even if you are not a cager, prices of everything that needs transportation will explode.
>>219825185we solved this in the last thread. goods and services are to be transported around on buses and trains
>>219825205get some sails on those buses
I know you all think he's a dickhead but I think Mousey is funny
Omanair asking me if I want to bid for a business class upgrade on my flight to Muscat (where I'm stopping off before continuing to Pakistan)Not paying another £400 minimum for an overnight flight :skull emoji:
Might buy a laser engraver for my 3d printer and start making and selling custom iPod back platesYou reckon that's a decent hustle? Seems a bit like a niche market, but I think there's potential as more and more people are going back to iPods and PMPs in general
>>219825240somebody said he's a paedophile and I think he's also racist??
daily reminder that joe pesci and daniel stern raped macaulay culkin while making home alone
told toilberg im not going to do any work today because the economy is about to collapse anyway so the £200 i earn today is going to be worth about 20p by the end of the year get what you pay for pal
what happened in 2022?
>>219825318The raped
>>219825332i turned 17 and lost my vplates good year that
I wonder if people in the UK drink on the job or smoke weed while in construction
>>219824403like that star trek episode>>219825329based
>>219825332printing press invented
>>219825350do people in construction drink beer on the job in america
>>219825350I worked on building sites on and off during uni and people definitely drink on the job. Pretty normal to get pissed at lunch and then go back on site and carry on working
>>219825350worked as a scaffolder for a few years and pretty much everyone i worked with was a massive coke head
>>2198253322022 I think I got off with a bloke when steaming and he messaged me but I blocked him and have tried not to think about it as I'm not bent
Fuming at how small my cock is. What’s the point of it?
>>219825416:3
>>219825447Fancy giving us a look? x
>>219825447How small ladmine's about the size of a funsize milkyway bar, 2 inches or so
>>219825447Grab it and pull it out as hard as you can. Makes it longer then
can we just have one thread where we acknowledge the sanctity of marriage
everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
>>219825332packed in my job and haven't worked since
>>219825478Wow! I'd have to see it to believe it! x
bumming mr chips in his arse
am working class yet haven’t felt the so called ‘solidarity’ or ‘spirit’ of it
*surreptitiously acknowledges the sanctity of marriage*
>The idea is, on that deserted railway platform, the lasers would spot the unnecessarily close choice of seat, registering it as unusual and a potential threat. Security teams would then be alerted and could either direct CCTV for a closer look or send staff in person if needed.right well I'm sure this will be used responsibly
>>219825541
>>219825555Bet Bradley Walsh was creasing over this at home
I like bradleyand I like stevenbut which is better?there's only one way to find outFIIIGHT
>>219825297Yeah but.. it's Mousey!
>>219823311
>>219825633
nothing wrong with being racist but I can't fuck with mousey if he's a paedo
a network of laser satellites tracking rorke if he gets too close to a woman
>>219825633girl the post count
>NHS England pauses new prescriptions of cross-sex hormones for under-18sleftypol on the ropes
>>219825716Should never have started given the statistics around suicides and detransitioningIf you look at the percentage of trans people who are also suffering from another kind of mental illness or developmental disorder, it's clear to see that for most gender dysphoria is just a symptom
>>219825647is this real
legalize duels and let people duel each other with guns
Hello lads! I've just been out having very intense passionate uninhibited sex with an attractive woman who I didn't pay and wasn't a sex worker of any kind, and yourselves?
>>219825816based
>>219825774a small minority detransition and most of those aren't down to personal choice, what increases suicides is unaccepting families mostly, making trans teens wait until they are 18 is going to increase misery massively
knew a prossie once who said she loved reading and her motto was "i hook for books"
>wow thats fricken based!!sad little neek sucking up to ausdogs
>>219825828haha okay :)
>>219825968stop hurting kids
mousey is cooler than the other side of the pillow
>>219825828Tranny
>>219824880Sounds normal and healthy
>>219824931This really rattled you didnt it
>>219826311yes
