Sun's out buns out edition
>>219823311Obvious BBL
bondi beach event idea: bondage beach
baum die beach
NEETbux bureau is trying to break my spirit (unpaid trial work).No bond/cash tent, unless I sell right now at a loss.Not quite Lean FIRE, yet. Hitting the portfolio with my day to day expenses right now would be a permanent drag.What do in this horrible economy?
fake tits?
>>219823311>>219823408AI slop. Real people don't move like that.
lmao even when you are pretending to be me (popular) nobody still gives a shit about you kill yourself
>>219823311nice butt
>>219823311those yellow and green kinis make all women hotter
if you have an idea of what rorke and leftypol would do, make sure to leave it in the comments below, we'd love to hear it
be honest, you're brown aren't you?
>>219823311Her body looks kinda strange imo
>>219823311Did sex on her and had nine hapas, me
>>219823311downs syndrome face
>>219825879rorke HOWLING at the moonleftypol farting at the sun middle of London like
>>219825898probably all obese by eating fake corn syrup and food colorings noodles or whatever the fuck Chinese people eat
are you talking to me
>>219825912Actually it isMongoloid
>>219825928yes
how much do brits actually drive, thought yous all took the chyube
Rorke going into the cubicle for a piss instead of using the urinals
Jacinta Ardern moving to Australia to transform it into Poztralia
>>219825942Was she the one who got cancer?Also hiw do you cope with getting old and ugly? I was never particularly handsome but it feels like I've aged 10 years in just two.
>>219825943I hardly ever drive, I walk and cycle everywhere
>>219825943that's like me saying why doesn't someone in texas take the NY subway
>>219825943outside london you basically need a car. thanks for fucking us over blud
>>219825943No mate. Driving is a religion in this country. Cunts love driving everywhere.
>>219825927they are all healthy and strong from eating deep fried tiger penisthey mog you>>219825879rorke doing a poo right in leftypol's bumrorke and leftypol scrapping over last place in line at the centrelinkrorke taking a loan to buy out all the vegan sausage rolls from erewhon so leftypol can't get any, but tossing them straight in the bin on principlerorke sticking a wicket straight up his arseleftypol out blowing pakis in the street up til 2 bong in the A M
>>219825943I get the tram
>>219825985>I walk and cycle everywhereYou must be constantly out of breath and sweating doing all that intense cardio
>>219826005good we are the top of the food chain so eating tiger probably does make you strong
>>219825943wow good thing OPEC and environmentalists were allowed to tag team Canada's shale oil industrysure glad not to have that industry up and running for all concerned parties in the westIt's just great!
that'll be 2 lads rubbing their willies together then
>>219826028right well
right that's 2 penises
>>219825988then why do you always lecture us about "building mass transit infrastructure"? That's like us saying oh yeah we always use trains, NYC has subways
is that why we never hand out visas to monos?
>>219826028did you become favela gay, makao? you should either play Runescape or get an AK-47
what the fuck is this yank's problem
>>219826022cat meat is full of lichural vinegar and you have to boil it to an unrecognizable mush to make it just barely digestible and still terrible flavor and textureespecially big catssource I ate your neighborhood cats
right well that's a swordfight
got an electric car back when you could still get a tax credit for buying one, couldn't be bothered by gas prices
>>219826041listen i'm too lazy to explain it to you. you fucked us over again. go die for israel or something
>>219826054cats are different to tigers your source t. black person
>>219826067I accept your concession and don't ever try to make any point about my country again, you blasted hypocrite, in any of your reincarnations.
>>219826085annoying yank
>>219823311Would
>>219826097Scream
i will be first in line at the draft depot to die for israel, they are truly our greatest ally
i would join the army regardless of who we were fighting if the Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace Sir Keir Starmer told me to
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
I would join the army if they let me go solo into the country to go creep around on my hands assassinating people (even the police, and that happens btw)
yall ever just sit there and think "hmm all niggers should be killed but not before being subjected to plenty of physical and emotional abuse"
>>219826171no bruce that's just not on ok
ladies and gentlemen, the new supreme leader of iran...
wish I could kill myself so I could go around being a spy so that I could kill myself if I almost get captured
>>219826189aww it isn't? well bugger my old brown dog
>>219826211You weren't supposed to use the cyanide pill BEFORE getting caught
>>219826255or suicide bomb optimally, if it would be helpful to blow up the enemy
>>219826255>cyanide pillprimitive. ocular flashbang harder to disarm
you should be allowed to rent police dogs when they go on their holiday/break. more like they rent you! he has a job!
>>219826208liz truss bouncing on my cock and squirting while I suck her nipples
>>219826290only if the ocular flashbang erased your memory as well like the optical nerve being the memory, like in bitcoin or something
>>219826324shut the fuck up nigga!
let's all get our bums outbums out for the lads
He’s so boring and tryhard when he’s not throwing a tantrum
thinking about dogs
>>219823311what's wrong with her bum? doesnt look right
>>219826358parasite meltdown
>>219826379shut up pierre, if youre such a bum expert then post yours!
Ok IwillRent aVideo !!
>>219826413stfu
>>219826379too peng and shaggable for its own good!
>>219826413Some kinage there
that's what happens in sophie's choice she takes a cyanide pill oh sorry for the spoiler
been backed up so took some laxatives and only a small piddly poo came outwent back and gave myself a double dose and i've had 3 horrific movements since 10amits just liquid and my insides coming out at this point
COVERED IN PISS
Mousey being a fucking prick as per usual. Probably because Diego said he didn't want to go Cheltenham with him.
>>219826443underage or weird gf dynamic
>>219826390>>219826434alright
>>219826450He's in a bad mood because he had to sign on today (like the PARASITE he is).
>>219826461Neither
>>219826461tfw no angry mommy gf
worried I shall be sacked from my job for being weird and unlikeablethey can't sack me though; I just keep my head down and do my work, mind my own business then leave. Naturally this causes normingtons to go insane and foam with rage.
>>219826485if thats your boss you should fuck her
women spray like crazy when they piss
>>219826444Have you ever had to clean up your own mothers piss?I'm not laughing, I'm cryingMy mums not laughing, she's pissing herself
>>219826496i've been weird and anti-social for like 7 years at my current place and they tell me i'm a really good worker
>>219826485no youre just underage
>>219826496Just bee yourself
>>219826496ktim. still too big of a pussy to say no when they ask me to chip in a fiver for some cunts birthday like everyone else
>>219826512just likeHorses !!
>>219826512nah they can piss in bottles easily but its just gross when they do it and they usually fuck it up. for men though its the next step in evolution
>>219826528No Im not
Mousey rolling around in hay with a full-on erection. He wants to have sex with a horse (preferably the horse will penerate him).
>>219826570then what is this note I dont get it
>>219826527The managers who know me seem to tolerate me because I never cause a stir, always do my work etc. It's everyone else who hates me.>>219826540I don't even know when any of that shit is happening. Unironically I haven't set foot in the break room in 1.5 years. I'm also not a part of any work WhatsApp groups or any of that.
>>219826496You are me. They all even go to places together and don't even bother inviting me. Grim but I wouldn't want to go anyway so I'm both glad and sad
Caught the dreaded lurgy
>>219826580My mum did it for me
>>219826605what do you think your moms relationship with her father is like
She's the most overhyped talentless cunt I've ever seen. Fucking sick of her being rammed down my throat at every possible opportunity
foy
>>219826443Kind of thing my mum would leave for me when i was 15
>>219826605how olds your mom actually
>>219826637she could break me in less than 52 minutes let me tell you
>>219826629Normal>>21982664840
>>219826592how old are the people in your office? mine are all zoomers like me who want to roleplay as the office workers they see on social movie/in movies, so they still havent totally given up on me
>>219826637Womens tennis filled with flash in the pans who win one tournament and never do anything of note again, the press needs to accept she was one of them
>40um
>>219826637Thats why its funny. She wants a coach that doesnt tell her what to do as well.>"I would love to have a coach that works well, but I don't think it's necessarily going to be easy to find one person and they are going to check every box.>"I definitely have my mind open to it. It's just that I would rather someone not come in and tell me 'let's do this', and I disagree with it but have to listen to them.>"So far Alexis [Canter] has been really good, but I am definitely going to tap into a few people here and there."
>>219826672didn't she only win cause everyone who was good dropped out?
>>219826664if youre over 18 and still getting older and a virgin you need to fuck her NOW
>>219826693Weirdo
called in sick. boss was a bit of a dickhead about it so i shall be doing it again tomorrow to spite him
>>219826637the way our press has to hype up our pitiful athletes is always sad to see. havent watched football in a while and im still subjected to seeing some dull cunt go on and on about how *insert twink of the month* is a future superstar and its finally coming home
>>219826688yeah, I would've won that us open
>>219826709are you a girl? you need to get your mom to have sex now. right NOW you need to tell her how you would feel to have a sibling good or bad. your mom needs to get laid
>>219826443why does it look like the name says amy
your mom needs to get pregnant NOW, she is old
>>219826688It was during the coof and right after the olympics so you had the double whammy of people skipping out due to tiredness or not wanting to deal with covid shit. She even lucked out by being on the weaker side of the bracketI'll give her credit for winning by not dropping a set but since then she's shown that she's weak minded as she falls apart after dropping one
>>219826718mate you've obviously not seen the up and coming youth prospect Wogsley Double-Barrell he's the future of English football: light brown and pacey
>>219826359Nice 'berg
>>219826637>sick of her being rammed down my throat at every possible opportunityMaybe you should stop browsing the tennis section of the newspaper?
just remembered that time in sixth form when all the lads were into golf and wore golf clothes
>>219826637Yeah, but you would, wouldn't you?
>>219826793tarq
most common living arrangement for men in their 30s now is with their parents
>>219823337>>219823408>>219825864>>219825957Huh, that is Bondi...AusGODs keep winning, there's so many hot foreign sluts in every one of our capitals and they're all lusting for larrikins.
>>219826793went to the driving range with my mates once but I knew I would be too uncoordinated to hit a ball and they'd laugh at me so I just sat quietly by the side while my mates took turns hitting some drives
>>219826814thats grim and makes me think of hard times ahead. I guess war is happening
I personally love paying for pensioners and immigrants
>>219826848eat dirtparasite
jarvis, play Hard Times by Paramore (normal version, no Ricardo edit)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
>>219826854talk about sovereign citizens (law) Canada
>>219826864big tune
won't be getting my bum out today
decided to check what /britfeel/ is up to and that place is fucking torrid. awful shithole
>>219826496have this fear as well. my annoying manager who doesn't know when to shut up is always telling me I'm too quiet and it's really annoying
>>219826852What????
>>219826871
>>219826900welcome back to the land of kings
I need my balls drained
>>219826693Hmm based
i need to be lobotomised
I am getting a tattoo of the Monster energy drink 'M' logo.
fucking your mom is based
>>219826900took me so long to vibe match with /brit/ after I left /britfeel/ but glad I did as I've never looked back
i need my balls lobotomised
>>219826996did you ask Rorke for his consent?
why can't we all just get along
no toil todaymight get steaming
>>219827038Bizarre
>>219827033because we have yanks in here, and i dont want to get along with those things
need to get consent and also consent for them to not or cant consent in the future
Timmy's favourite songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YC3sTbAPcU
>>219827054>not using girl from japan
Grousing
Full-grown man sitting here crying his bloody eyes out
Need my bollocks smashed into a fine paste by a woman of oriental persuasion
>>219827079>rebuildsyou should kill yourself
>>219827088Miserable prick.
To be brave is essentialIn war to be brave is to face the bulletsIn life, in the everyday, it is to face the truthWhich in some ways is even more dangerous. Most people are not willing to meet the truth. Most people don't even understand the most basic truth. That in all of us is a contradiction. Animals with state school educationsMost people, certainly in Britain, certainly in urban environments are anxious and restless as a result of this contradiction. But instead of understanding it as a result of a process over thousands of years past, people prefer to ground it within what is understandable. It's because I don't have money, its because I don't have the right medication or the right job The truth as some say, is a dangerous thing. That this adage is taken seriously is perhaps why almost as soon as the age of information came into being, it as quickly gave way to the age of misinformation. In an era of unprecedented knowledge people still don't understand the source of their ills. What if people did face the truth?To discover they hate their job, they don't really like their friends, that they holding themselves back. To face the truth does not offer any simple consolations and to immediately rid one selves of ones friends and ones job, does that solve the issue at hand.To turn away ones countenance from a false reality for the sake of truth may very well just create a new false reality if it is not informed by lessons learned from the fallout of lies
for a game to be good it needs at least one female character with big tits
>>219827134fact
on the old wank patrol
>>219827134air groove fills that
Thoughts on the new screenplay i'm writing lads??>Hear me leftypol, do not think that killing the racist will win you back your honour! When you abandoned tradition, your name was forever stained with blood!>Aye rorke, this stain is mine to bear. But I will bear it willingly, knowing that I did all that I could, for hope.>Preen and strut as you like leftypol, in the end we are the same, blood-thirsting carrion birds, hell-bent... on revenge!
>>219827113rancid boer cunt, keep your shit non-canon slop out of here
>>219827130PARK LIFE
>>219827178how built up is it how many pages
mousy is my favrite poster from /brit
got some shirts I need to iron, might get steaming
>>219827206I have fans
>>219823311
think I'll spend the afternoon standing around looking shifty in the Halfords car park
>>219827206you like belligerent paedophiles? each to their own i guess
had a dream that a new inbetweeners film was made, but it was written by different writers and wasn't funny at all
just set up a Twitch account, might get streaming
>>219827255Mum's taking me to the cinema
installing sex mods for hearts of iron
>>219827275>premium mainfuck off tarq cunt
>>219827255love spending time on the roof of car parks in sutton. the asda one directly overlooks a halfords that i once got my bike checked at, and i also parked it there when the batman movie came out because i was watching it at the empire cinema just down the round. good times.
>>219827275Lush and I say lush
all the meal deals are overpriced now anyway
>>219827275what are you seeing
ham sandwichwaterready salted crisps
didn't ask for fuck sake shut up
MILFs love Pokemon Go. if you want to go have sex you should install Pokemon Go right NOW there is not a lot of time left in the game
you can make your own sandwiches at homesteve albini was a paedo
>>219827345>you can make your own sandwiches at homeSome of us don't have all the equipment and recipes for that.
if I had a plan in life I would go get pre-menopause hags pregnant until I reached like 35 or 40 with a wife of 5 years (whos the same age as me or younger if 40+) pregnant. but then again I wouldnt know back then about muh superior autism
>>219827326I've seen people saying ham sandwich a lot recently, maybe they all remembered that bit in austin powers when he says ham sandwich
>>219827398performative lesbianism
>>219827377sorry that was bourgeois of me
>>219827405foden
We at /brit/ offer our condolences to the friends and family of Don Rotton.
>>219827405is he even good at football?
caveman party rock anthem
rorke using the term performative lesbianism
>>219827275i had those crisps today as well
>>219827405rorke making this face to accept the hollyoaks black pill
why does Chinese use the same for 7 as what the Hebrews use?
people now only learn about other groups through tiktoks of people acting
>>219827430Yet another day of Rorke seething about the existence of people who aren't white
rorke downloading the entire .gov website using backup software to a raspberry pi with a 1GB SD card that thinks its 1TB on loop
don't have tiktok me
>>219827430bro thinks he's johnny rotten :skull:
rorke making botnet software which makes people do the same, async multithreaded VRAM graphics card processing to the raspberry pi server downloading as fast as it can from the .gov website
The Bond films just aren't very good are they really?
fucking sick of it allcivil fucking war NOW
>>219823311i've seen her on ig. fake ass, fake tits, and huge back tattoo. very unfortunate.
>>219827521food round the wrong way
>>219827524go join the arm and make it happen, when you get a gun go on a rampage in society
>>219827522most things made before the late 90's are fucking terrible from a modern perspective, it's almost like they hadn't evolved good cinema yet
>>219827544you are wrong
boner of a lonely fart
>>219827558spectacular post. just incredible really.
Rorke is absolutely desperate for other people to fight a civil war for himOf course he'll be snuggled up safely at home, having tendies cooked for him by his mummy
I'm pleased to report that in the last few moments I have indeed got my bum out
mummy
>>219827585He really is a pathetic fat mess isn’t he
>>219826718Harry Kane is unironically raping Germany like hes in the red army in 1945
>>219827585if we do have a civil war I'm going full Confederate
>>219827597:/
well then
>pathetic fat messktimmmmm
Boomers have been utterly mindraped by the internet.
>>219827585HEATHERHEATHERHEATHERMONG THIS IS A HEATHERMONG POST HEATHERMONG
>>219827597why does the wife have a kiss mark on her cheek lmao
>>219827508I thought it was like dot cotton from eastenders
>>219827634>celebrity gets cosmetic surgery>YO THAT'S NOT HIM IT MUST BE A CLONE 100% CONFIRMEDit's all so tiresome
>>219827484same but only because I know I'd be trapped down the coomhole algorithm. Not good to be in the habit of passively browsing softcore porn all the time (except on here obviously)
>>219827634white american women look demonic
>>219827634Literally why have they gone so schizo lately? Been noticing an increase in oldheads talking about chemtrails and crashing out whenever they see planes flying overhead, so bizarre
>>219827634Amelie lookin peng
Do goyim really pay for this shit??
latest figures have just been announced. it's bad news
>>219827663Almost like the ones who are perma online are complete freaks like any generation and not representative
>>219827656mental how you literally can't even surf the web without being bombarded with images of 10/10s with their tits out, no wonder the next generation is almost entirely coomers
>>219827667they believe in the gholas from dune fuck sake
>>219826208did Lizzy gied im a gobble you reckon
>>219827679mad how this could represent virtually anything about this country and be accurate
>>219827667Had to listen to mumberg prattle about the Jim Carrey 'cloning'. Literally took me a few seconds to google pictures taken from different angles/lighting to show its obviously him.
shagged some tart a week ago and now i think i've got knob rot cos my willy feels unseasonably warm
>>219827679we can only fix this by giving 50 million indians visas, and by immediately assisting the chosen people and the yanks in their war against iran
>>219827639kys dollymong
>>219827702jim carrey famously can make his face look like anything too
>>219827703you're supposed to let the tart cool down a bit first when you take it out the oven
forgot that I sprayed a bunch of cleaning stuff all over the bathroom earlier with the vague intention that future-me would wipe it down laterregret doing it now
>>219827680Literally everyone is terminally online now, you need to retire comments like this.
Remember when you had to say “so-called Islamic State” instead of “Islamic State” otherwise leftypol would cancel you?
>>219827702>im related to a retardWe could have guessed
>>219827719I can make my face look like an ugly loser really well
>>219827720screaming, done me
>>219827729i have been destroying my toilet with violent pooswish i had a little slave to clean it up
>>219827738wind changed :/
>>219827720sc
>>219827729did this exact thing yesterday, sprayed foam all over my filthy oven hobs and then forgot about it. Hours later I went to cook dinner and was like "oh yeah, that"
>>219827731Not really. And even if they are its as passive viewers doom scrolling. Not posting and commenting about insane conspiracies. Thats still pretty niche
>>219827749blud met Rorke’s ancestors
>>219827746all you need to do is pour some thick bleach down after flushing the jobby away and that sorts it
>>219827749mental how widespread the islamic golden age myth is
really want to visit miami sometime just to scran one of those cuban pork sarniesof course i could probably just make one at home but can't be arsed can i
>>219827720scrempo
>>219827749sent me flying, will never recover
my bellybutton used to be like o but now it's like -
>>219827737You could have guessed from what? You only have that comment to go on, which is about my easily correcting her nonsense. You have a contrast that doesn't really gel well with your attempt at an insult. Very lazy.
>>219827777Yeah I did another Dexter marathon recently as well
>>219827731I think you'd be surprised how many aren't. Got several friends who have decided to just nuke all their socials and put the phone down, people are starting to realise how shitty it all is for the men'ul elves
>>219827801educated that runt
>>219827804I remember that if you cheat it destroys the fences
>>219827749bodied the withoid freaks
>>219827806very astute observation but funnily enough that's not why i was thinking about itthat said i might rewatch it now so i can get a boner or two over deb
>>219827775>violent shepherds conquer two empires exhausted by war and going through civil war>take all their shit>wow islam is so amazing and wonderousIts bizarre because you can see the Byzantine and Sassanid influence on all the stuff
puck in home
>>219827767>>219827823Yes, but you'd be a fool to think these people are unaffected. It's a mindraped spectrum.
toilfu changed her whatsapp photo, that's an excuse to strike up another convo
>>219827801Ive been watching your posts all thread mate. Dire
>>219827848i want to move to nova scotia to live out my trailer park boys fantasy, how do i do this?
who is your favourite food youtuber and why is it claire saffitz
>>219827848based
>>219827868adam ragusea
US tomahawk missile flew past my window just then
think 'Tuesdays Gone' might actually be my favourite song ever
shahed missile just landed right in my asshole ffs
Rorkeypops
>>219827674occurred to me recently that I don't even know where I would but an album of music from nowwould it be itunes? who knows
>>219827894no
just done a heaps hectic wank, was grouse as
A lion may lose its teeth but never its hunger
despise pitbull mummieswith a passionsee them posting some hell spawn with gushing messages and heart emojismental illness
>>219827906hmv
shitbull and yank lives are equally worthless
love being a modern languages degree failsonset up with a lovely private school education, good a-levels, and squandered it all on modern languagesnow everyone has to pretend I achieved something and worked hard in uni when I really just sat around doing nothing all day
new>>>/mlp/43092588>>>/mlp/43092588>>>/mlp/43092588
>>219827943What languages?
>>219827868Beard meats food
>>219827957english
>>219827957Spanish and Chinese
>>219823306>>219823306
making this thread 20% cooler
>>219827909um, yes
>>219827973Just go teach English at some private school until they ask you to leave for shagging all the students
>>219827980314 replies already? that was quick
whenever someone asks what i did at uni i say "just stayed in bed mostly" and they laugh and think i'm really funny guy
go minors youre not allowed on 4chan
>>219827980need you out of business mate
thread just got 20% gayer somehow
>>219828000nah
gtfo* minors get off this website
>>219828012just letting you know I'm going to steal this joke and use it myself whenever I'm asked that question
>>219828041it's all yours my friend
On my way to teach french in an all-female private school.
>>219828063
>>219827868Chef John is pretty cool
>>219823311.
