English literature edition
>>219828012Except people never phrase it like that. Its always "what did you study" "whats your degree in?"
rorke booking his flight to turkeyleftypol stealing his finasteride prior to hrt
>>219828082mental illness isnt it Canada
>>219828090just stayed in bed mostly
>>219828063been reading Jude the Obscurebit morbid
jurst stchayed in bed mostleh
>>219828090one time i said "i studied the blade" thinking theyd get that it was an ironic neckbeard larp but they just looked at me like im a freak and moved on, because as it turns out normies dont get what retards like myself are ever talking about
>>219828120Written by Jeff and Matt Hardy
did an absolutely rock solid poo today my journey up the bristol stool chart continues unabatedthis time next month i shall be pooing sand
mousey has been deeply odd today
leftypol saying shit like slaying in bed queen
>>219828159he's having another one of his episodes
>>219828082Why’s unc got some big ass titties chat
>>219828159nah
Women tho
beyond bored, might troon out just to see what its like
im horse
>>219828182Isnt that what that Scottish fella did
can we talk about the schizo on here that just spams about rorke all day? in all seriousness hes ruined his life
>>219828181Big fan Doesn't seem right that I should only have one
>>219828183Wonder if swedish anon got scared off because that one freak wants to shag his horses
>>219828181those ones are rubbish
rorke joining the police force to work with the dogs and kissing them
>>219828203This is /brit/
rorke sleeping with the dogs at the police station
>>219828165actually "queen" is gendered language which can trigger non-binary folx so in future please use gender neutral language like "royal leader" or "monarch"lol do you remember all that bollocks?
15
nth for the holodem
>>219828165>>219828230Why is this American pretending to be British?
>>219828181Needs a masochistic male tag
>>219828203
developed a concerning love for fat women these past few months. how do i fix this?
mroning birt hows it foing
year 10
is year 10 legal age? sexo if so
Here's what nobody is telling you.Let that sink in.They're not showing you.
>>219828343thanks Germany
A passer-by who tried to tackle a blaze at the vape shop before it took hold and devastated a 19th Century tenement building next to Glasgow Central Station has said he saw the initial fire under the counter.The fire at the shop in Union Street broke out at about 15:45 on Sunday. Later the entire building was engulfed in an inferno that caused its partial collapse.Lamin Kongira told BBC Scotland News he had been walking past when a shopkeeper ran out saying "fire, fire"."I ran into the shop and I saw a small fire under the counter," he said.Lamin said there was an adapter charging system - full of chargers - and that's where the fire was.
>>219828321>>219828338It actually isn't
>>219828367do all scots look like that
how do you cope with wank sites being banned?
>>219828367>small fire>paki and black cant put it outBizarre
Oh my days Rorke
>>219828367leftypol devastated one of his beloved money laundering vape shops is destroyed
>>219828379how old are year 10s nowadays? not that I care I just dont remember
>>219828082Once went to a sauna and as I was trying to relax this hairy chested tranny with tits came and sat right across from me.It was so disgusting I had to leave.
>>219828367Heritage destroyed by mindless foreigners Says it all
>>219828338yeah the year 10s from my school are in their 30s by now
>>219828398guarantee she had another date the very next weekend
>>219828398Need a sweaty romanian gf
>>219828419might start tracking my childhood crushes then and have sex with them (jk I could never)
>>219828387My favourite porn forums are completely accessible still. Have to download it but it's HD at least.
>>219828367Bizarre headline given there's nothing in the meat of the article to suggest he did anything to "tackle the blaze" other than stand there and look at it
>>219828367Remember when Southport happened and the BBC were hailing this random black window cleaner as a hero for shouting at the attacker and barely gave any attention to the white bloke who actually saved some of the kids and got stabbed in the process
After dealing with FedEx for over a week it turns out my package was delivered (or at least left in the letter box) but it seems some cunt stole it, first time that’s ever bloody happened to meWent for a haircut and the atm was broken, walked down to the other one and that was out of serviceCan see the country fall apart right in front of meBROKEN BRITAIN
just drew this, lads. it's the face I make when I'm trolling somebody. spread it around and let's make it viral!
>>219828417YeahMaybe we should try building something new rather than clinging onto the past
it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work
>>219828448When the black man stabbed 10 people on the train, a muslim rail worker was the designated hero
>>219828463Black people :)
+ social credit muslim person - social credit blacks
>>219828463lol look at him go, little missile fella
>>219828463Bodied that runt
>>219828474ktim!
you gona fuck on me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JqR6sQP-JE
sucking ginsucking gin HARDwill be steamboats by 3pm
>>219828463Duende sighting at 0:06
Mr blobbyFunny
>>219828548s
Mouseyhorsepoopersay no more!!!
>>219828553>>219828553cant do that...
>>219828463did he just land face first into some booty
im pretty sure this place is just populated by spambots now. nobody could be this autistic and boring
How do the highlighter girls sleep at night
>>219828548still makes me laugh out loud desu. the bit when he does the blobby noise hahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOVeVBFT7sM
just done some writing on pen and paper for the first time in ages and my hand was stinging. a lost skill truly
>>219828572So who are you addressing this message to? You complete freak
ran out of shaving foam but one can usually lasts me about a year so no worries
someone said 'you' to me but to me 'you' is himso who is it
>>219828598unfunny retards like you that just sit there spam "s" and rorke all day everyday you should be killed to be honest
leftypol calling for the death sentence for people they dont like again
>>219828082got some tits on him
>spambot
>>219828203That's Rorke done then
also note the word rorke is a slang term in urdu for right wing. makes you think doesnt it? isnt that interesting
>>219828636rorke, your thoughts on literally drowning refugees in the channel?
doing an AMA
>>219828583Fascist dog whistle video. Black and brown people have ALWAYS existed in UK and your videos of the virulently racist 90s showing no minorities won't be tolerated
>>219828681simply not true
I hate Mousey because whenever /fr/ slags us off he just runs off and hides. Never gets involved
>>219828693marking this moon on my calendar to go astral projectm wolf form
>>219828622>Whinge like a little bitch>strawmans other users while creating and contributing nothingMaybe just kill yourself?
>>219828715grow up mate you arent funny
>>219828465Fuck off
I'm not gay
rorke's drift was named by pakistani setters
>>219828726but
>>219828697There's two black kids in the first 10 seconds rorke you hysterical freak
>>219828714Hahahaha Mr blobby what are you like
>>219828723You must be a spambot
that rorke schizo has let his ocd rule his life, poor lad. he needs help
>>219828463interesting slide-placement
>>219828731Without parents? I see you rorke
>>219828747No it isn't, at all
>>219828740you have a lot of growing up to do young man
>carmongs screaming and pulling what remains of their hair out because they have to pay even more for petrol Us walkchads keep winning
>>219828367>>219828448>>219828478Incredible how there's always a minority there to save us from the other minorities
>>219828744Um
>>219828448No
thank everyone for taking part in my AMA. Lots of great questions, I had so much fun answering them!
imagine trying to live today and having to pay so much for stuff now LOLI'm not the loser now for living with mummy and daddy am I
>>219828397What should they have done rorke?
>>219828744The police exist to keep the lawful in line, not stop the lawlessIts anarcho-tyranny
>>219828794ill see you on battlefield road soon then
>>219828794yes luckily that won't affect the price of anything else you troon Ebin-sucking freak
Glasgow Central Station melted
>>219828463Unc dived
>>219828838Turned the plug off and then put a towel or something over the fire?
>>219828744dat's right run scared luh piggy
>>219828714corr 1.29 for a box of conrflakes. those were the days
>>219828868Caused about fifteen quids worth of damage
>>219828744Rorke's silence is deafening
Oh yeahSacked Tranny formerly known as Tilde did indeed suck Ebin off didn't he
>>219828912imagine being this damaged
>>219828879sexo
>>219828912>gay man sucks off a blokeHOLD THE FRONT PAGES!
>>219828884Fire had already caught hold, the towel is flammable, oxygen is in keen supply
horse alamo
>>219828922toby no
Mousey will you ask Sacked Transvestite out x /brit/ power couple
>>219828927Says small fire. They have fire extinguishers and fire blankets in shops
>>219828838had a nearby extinguisher rated for electrical fires and been trained on how to use it, otherwise criminal negligence
if I were in that vape shop I'd have karate-kicked the fire into oblivion before it got any bigger
>>219828951OMG NEEEED :3
Adding small explosive charges to disposable vapes
>>219828971Leftypol would have asked the fire its pronouns
How come bus driver is seen as a freak weirdo job but pilot is a cool chad job when they are very similar. I’d also say that bus driver is harder because there’s a lot more unpredictable things that can happen on the roads than the sky also the roads are a lot more dangerous than the sky
genuinely terrible thread grow up all of you
>>219829012Yeah :)
>T-tilde can you make me a thausage woll-
>>219829012these days any job is a cool chad job, since jobs are so low in supply due to the browns you see
how come poo is pee?
>>219829012Had a fit Indian English teacher (very confusing situation all round) who's husband was a bus driver that did one of the routes for the school. Absolutely awful time to be her when the kids found out about it.
Tilde Swindon
I like horses
>>219829072Grow up, mate
wee paki vape shop burnt everything down
didn't know that bus driver was a freak weirdo job
>>219829077Why’s she teaching English tell her to stick to Punjabi
>>219829118my wifes daughter
>>219829066Who’s that in the picture
>>219829109and here's why that's a good thing
Do women still find pilots hot if they work for a budget airline?
What do bus drivers do if they've got the shits
The world will be ruled by judeo hapas.
>>219829125Yeah will do lad, right when I figure out how to travel 20 years back in time. Might invest in bitcoin while I'm at it.
thinking of getting a lazy susan for my next dinner party
test
/brit/ extends its condolences to the family and friends of 'Father of Grime' Dot Rotten after his unfortunate passing
Never posted on /Britfeel/ in my life
>>219829185My parents have one
jeffo on one of his gin and coke binges posting about Jewish supremacy again
Rorke when he sees a black person out the window of his smeggy bedroom
>>219829215big f for don cotton
>>219829219He’s talking about the chair not your cow of a mother
Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘DA+9yVbG2KT’. Returning only first 5000 of 6216 results found.
>he thinks a lazy susan is a chairhow uncouth
>>219829227Humps in every direction, fuck me.
>>219829227Don’t you think they miss the sun drenched jungle homes they left?
>>219829251This is very embarrassing for him
did make an ass of myself after looking up what a lazy susan is
Fern Cotton's dead??!
sitting on a lazy susan on the middle of a table just going round and round
i spin more rhymes than a lazy susan and i'm innocent until my guilt is proven PEACE
Thinking of buying a rocking chair for my gaming setup.
>>219829292Rorke blaming the vax in 3…2…1…
>>219829326mate you need to sort this out come on
The Jews don’t want you to know this but shoving things up your ass feels really good
>Lamin said there was an adapter charging system - full of chargers - and that's where the fire was.screaming at some paki mong with a dodgy charger burning half of glasgow down
Grinding for the final part of Final Fantasy XV. Aiming for about level 50, currently at 44. Might do the Adamantoise side quest and spam Alterna until it connects and kills it instantly to grind exp
>>219829351Some paki money laundering shop burning down a 150 year old british building, quite poetic a sign of the times
we're all fae somewhere x
going to have a bath haha just laying naked in warm water and that lmao x
>>219829413haha just looking at your willy bobbing around
bit gay
poo delivered to the sewerage system. united utilities will congratulate me on another fine job
>>219829413Gonna shove anything in your arse?
>>219829413I don't have baths because I just float on the waterReally annoying
day 21 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>219829413you ever have a wank in the bath to completion or just edge?
Been pooing consistent 3s and 4s, some if you would kill for a transit like mine
>>219829413
>>219829397How do I stop nooticing shit like this? How do I become blissfully ignorant again?
>>219829441no>>219829461nope
Slamming a hype-ass verse till your head burstI ramshack dead in the track and that's thatRap assassin, fast and quick to blast and hardrockI ran up in spots like Fort Knox
I want to play a friendship alt of mahong where its really long and we just build a friendship over the game while ti goes on, smoking opium
>>219829473howl
>>219829443Alri jesus
fode x
>>219829443You would have been burnt as a witch 400years ago
>this pic doesnt come with mahong naymore (nor solitaire)
>>219829494hah
>>219829506um..
>>219829506love this cancer neon white color in games. they grey is nice too when they do that
might have a luh meltie over nothing
raping a cock with my arse
>>219829494Haha xx>>219829517And maybe still today! Hehe :3
>>219829498need to make the fode edish...
>>219829547hiiiiiiii Sweden what is your new years resolution this year in 9 months...
>>219829559x
Bets that the government/council will commission a new glass and steel building instead of like for like?
the average canadian
The Paddy Power burnt down
how is it that foden is so zesty yet he's married and has children
Scottish Mouse Party
>>219829565don’t do them anymore, can’t be arsed really
>>219829588should dress him like a dog instead. thats what I would do if I had one
Addicted to legalporno gangbangs they're just so hot
>>219829607Lots of camp men are surprisingly straight
>>219829611maybe both of our new years resolutions should be to tell more lies
>>219829607I think he's just flamboyant
>>219829656uh, no
>>219829656x
>>219829576SpongeBob build this?
>The vape shop fire that burned down historic building next to Glasgow Central station which could now remain shut until Wednesdayhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15627747/smoke-fire-vape-shop-glasgow-central-travel-chaos.html
>>219829669ok then nevermind, I wont, if you dont do it too. but only you and because I told you my new years resolution last year
SpongeBog big guy pants okay
>1/3 of oil and 1/4 of gas worldwide goes through this tiny little straitseems like a design flaw IMO
cuties island
men will never know this feeling
>>219829700you'd think rorke would be more upset about this
>>219829741awooga
>>219829741thats how i feel when yanks reply to my posts
>>219829716Iran has been trouble for almost 50 years now. Saudi, Qatar, Oman and UAE have had ample time to get their shit together and build a canal across the Saudi desert and into the Red Sea.
o.o
>>219829747hes upset about starmer not following trump into war
>>219829741is this how women see average men
>>219829741Must be grim being a woman getting harassed constantly
>>219829782>Just build a canalCan tell youre a civil engineer
>>219829782uh but when will they have time to build THE LINE or pay Ronaldo half a billion a year or bid for the Asian Winter (yes WINTER) Games and all other barmy shit In all seriousness though that's an impossible feat even for themThe slightly more realisitic is cutting through the UAE and Oman for a canal but wouldn't you know it the southeast tip of Arabia is covered in mountains (Al Hajar). Seems like god (ALLAH) really wanted Iran to have this strategic advantage.
The people make Glasgow
>>219829824>>>Can*starts dry humping u
>>219829814no just men below 6'3 (less than 10% of men)
>>219829816They like the attention (from 1% of men)
leftypol on the streets
>>219829826and by that we mean the people of the 3rd world
>>219829816they voted for it
>>219829716we even took that little bit of land opposite Iran for themhttps://www.declassifieduk.org/stealing-a-nation-musandam-intradon-sas-oman-oil/
>>219829850Mushymart
Alien sex arse
>>219829775funny but idgi
police dogs didnt get asked for their input on laws making it so beasialities are illegal
>>219829716why dont they build a big pipe like that russian one
>beasialities
just buy more oil from the yanks and leafs. problem solved.
police dogs arent even sentient. they wouldnt even be aware that it is breaking the law plus it just sounds like>a sentient person decided to have sex with a non sentient being so your freedoms are taken away
corrrrr this is peng, get to watch the US fighter jets landing and taking off from the air base right next to my house
Would you feel comfortable dating a girl who is taller than you?
food costs more because 2 geriatrics in another country both went senile at the same time
whats living in ireland like? cant be fucked with london anymore and moving to a different part of england doesnt feel like a big enough change
>>219829924these are definitely the sexiest dogs. I mean its obvious really, and theyre the most employed, helpful or polite and fast learners, trainable
toby no
bored of vagina now
>>219829850ktim
>>219829929Yeah like raping someone with dementia or thats mentally retarded. Great argument mate. Lets all shag dogs
reaeding about the heir to the Oman throne>He is married to his double cousin. Their fathers are brothers and their mothers are sisters.that's a bit weird aye
>>219829944west coast is peng, when i finally decide to retire from human contact that's where i'm going
>>219829716at this point we should all just turn on oman and blow it up to make things easier, think they'd understand really
>>219829963no its more like brain dead or lobotomized people no?
Heathernonce unmasked
>>219829964Absolutely none of my business if theyre in their own country.
>>219829963The fuck you just say?
>>219829969do any of them actually speak irish? cant be fucked to learn a new language just to escape this place
>>219829984
>>219829963think that describes the tobester too so may actually still be legal here
Sir Tony Blair
Bestiality chat is it? wonder who's online
this is b0aty if he didn't lock in
>>219829850Disco Elysium reference
>>219830013If theyre in the UK they can fuck off but if theyre in Oman i genuinely dont give a fuck what they do
>>219830030hes cooler
>>219830016whens the sex tape with w bush coming out
>>219830030Prehistoric image
>>219829987Very shaggable
>>219830073
>>219830108thats a man
I want to live in a barn with horses
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
