Renoir edition
uni project due tomorrow and i still havent started. doesnt look like ill be graduating this year lol
First for renoir
>>219830122It's all so tiresome
The Sexy Coffee has fallen
when i say tel aviv, you say dresden
Scratch my back
Timmy's weakness
>>219830162ask for an extension because of mental healths due to non-stop war and 14 years of tory leadership failures
Been thinking about this
>>219830162get on the modafinil, you'll be done by 10pm
let's see her willy
sex with rabbits too
any stretchy nigger man in?
>>219830289why are you people like this
raping my own arse
some women have a bellybutton like an I mine is like a __
It happened he's died
mongoloid who tried to spray water onto an electrical fire no doubt will be lauded as a hero by people make Glasgow we're all fae somewhere spastics
my name is jim e brown, the name of this song is "i'm posting on /brit/ about the poo i just did"
>>219830362don rotton? aye sad news
>>219830122>in other news, trump declared enjoying drinking water. here's why water sucks actually
Fire in the vape shop!Fire in theTaco bell!
going to a Trans Pride event to pick up trans birds
>>219830381probably a lithium fire. lucky he's not brown bread, let alone just plain brown
>>219830216hot as fuck but the child would be a complete abomination by then though
Relationship with the toilfu has improved to the point that she's messaging me separately from the toil whatsapp chat
>>219830381Is that Australopithecus ai generated
>>219830381The article quite clearly explains he went to the subway next door to grab the fire extinguisher and used that
>>219830418You've been baited
PHWOARRRRRR
>>219830500looks like a fat fucking gypsy
>>219830494oh its fake? shoulda known
>>219830474Lad she wants the business ya catch my drift x
>>219830506love shrek cum me, get that on the kebab asap please bossman
austrolophobia is a worse crime than the holocaust, even if it did happen, which of course it didn't
dare I ladsDARE I?
just died in a fire
>>219830506That's chicken shwarma I thinkWhat's on the burger?
>>219830538Got some sheep ones but the usual rolls we use are too small so we had to buy cheap rolls just to use themBinned now (the sheep)
aff fae a cheeky 2am hungry jacks run, anyone want owt?
think I'll rewatch this
>>219830536is anglophobia a thing? if i moved to queensland will i get bullied by the local population?
>>219830518No you've been rage baited
>>219830506looks like elton lost a cucumber up there and then farted on it
So rorke is now an expert in fire control methods is he?Doesn't this routine get tiring?
rorke popping wheeliesleftypol still using stabilisers
everythings fucked kid
>>219830574if I'm in your house and you give me toilet paper without cute animals on it, be prepared for me to wipe my arse with your towels
>>219830590not generally but since i live in queensland if i see you i will bully you
>>219830601everyone knows you shouldn't spray water onto an electrical fire
>>219830454And a witch
>>219830601I'm a fire marshal at work but even the average person on the street knows you don't put water on an electrical fire
I put water on all my electrical fires
>>219830598yeah they're just joking huh? theyre just pretending to be retarded
>>219830589the full chimpouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG5FE-Hifvg
I put electricity on all my water fires
>>219830659Do you get a little badge?
am personally opposed to all immigration including pommy bastards, obviously not as bad as chinks and curry munchers but still not ideal. puts a massive strain on the system, you see. it's nothing personal like
>>219830601Leftypol showing he has no knowledge or the real world yet again
>>219830616>>219830707yep, youre getting raped
>>219830601there are 5 types of fire extinguishersanyone who's ever worked in an office has to go through the same dull fucking training videos
As if Australia needed to get any more dangerous
>>219830590>anglophobia you're all the bloody same. i don't think they could even tell you're british. you know why? because they're british too
do any of you fucking cunts want owt from hungry jacks or not? i'm leaving momentarily and i'm not putting up with the whingeing if i don't return with a whopper for you
>>219830738>cooking oil and farts
>>219830764Remember to run in a ZIG ZAG if chased
Went commando for the first time ever today, felt pretty nice
>>219830707Its not immigration because Australia is ours as according to the finders keepers lawB.. but abel tasman. Dutch people can have tasmania i dont mind
FUCK niggers, dude.
>>219830792shit yer keks did ya?
>>219830738Really outs the people who have never had a job have done so many of these fire safety e learnings
>>219830698a vest and a certificate
>>219830784Sorry lads that's actually a myth just looked it upRun straight and fast
>>219830688No they want your engagement so the editor chooses a provocative headline
>>219830659>even the average person on the street knows you don't put water on an electrical firei seriously doubt thaton the other hand the vape shop definitely should have had an electrical fire extinguisher, the fact that such a small fire was allowed to get out of hand is entirely on the shop worker
>>219830738Leftypol has a trustfund and lives in a gentrified formely ethnic part of London
>>219830795we've been independent since winston churchill wore short pants so suck my nuts nigga you banished my ancestors here for being pig thieves and it's not my problem if they ended up being more successful than you
ordering a hungry jacks off menulog
>>219830688Tbh if you look at any of the guardian "opinion" pieces theyre all rage bait slop. They pretend to be above rags like the daily mail but theyre just as bad
>the toilfu
>>219830688It's a real article I looked it up and read it
>>219830841Most Australians arent descended from botany bay criminals. But from immigration in the 50s and 60s
>>219830860Fuckin hell she's sexy
>>219830634>>219830659>>219830721Except there's no suggestion anyone who intervened tried to pour water on it so I'm not sure why you're bringing this up?
Mousenonce thinks about a horse entering him when he masturbates.
hi guys i just finished my exam it went well i think
>>219830891well you could certainly make that case but what difference does it make? anyway i know for a fact one of my ancestors came over on the second fleet for stealing clothes or some shit
Started watching Angel season 1 alongside Buffy season 4Seems kinoish
>>219830860pretty funny honestly
Bet the toilfu has a lovely fanny
>>219830598>>219830860The word is trolled you in insipid little zoomer
>>219830939what subject
>>219830918There is video of the guy spraying water into the fire shortly before being dragged away to avoid a large explosion
things you may not own or post:HorsesDogsCatsPoniesMiceChemicalsNettlesPeter Griffin
>>219830797you've most likely never met one in your life. why all the rage? they've done nothing to you
Australians are our brothers
battle of helms deep was a more kino battle than minas tirith even though the latter had a larger scale
>>219830989what are yanks
>>219830918The black guy on the bbc article did nothing apparently. Youre the one who facetiously implied knowing about how to put out a fire is some remarkable skill "rorke" wouldn't know. But actually most working people would know that and you just revealed your own ignorance
>>219830953never know until you actually get their knickers off and by then it's too late to back down
>>219830978Mousey gave us a lovely nettle soup recipe earlier
>>219830957That's a different thing and I'm gen x
Let's be real folks. The Renoir hate,>NOOOOOOOO IS THAT WHITE PEOPLE ENJOYING WHITE CULTURE IN PEACE>WHERE IS THE DIVERSITY AND SPICE AND FLAVOR
>>219830952>>219830957
>>219831008your masters
>>219830959psychology in uni
>>219830983met loads actually, but even if i hadn't it doesn't matter because i can observe their wretched behaviour just by basic digital age cultural osmosis
need to eat and wank but just have no energy for any of that
>>219830860Should have been Eva Wisewoman
Like take note of the author. "Arwa Mahdawi"Wherever the fuck you come from, cunt
>>219830941Well it means most Australians have grandparents born in UK and have a strong connection to it? I have family that moved there in the 60s. Personally i have no desire to live or even visit australia but i dont seethe about you. Dont think about you at all
>>219830601I used to be a volunteer firefighter so actually yeah I know a bit about fire control
It`s FunnyaboutTottenham Hotspur !!
>>219831100Do you have asbestos training
>>219831088alright cool stay out please
vivid dream about the ex gf of 4.5 year last night
aussies or yanks should let me in
>>219830601Does being a thick cunt get tiring? Doesn't seem like it.
>>219831043I mean it is a little insipid. Like a biscuit tin painting
>>219831049>>219830122really really really hate these stripes above the lede they look so ugly
>>219831164ktim
>>219831043What's the point of it though Like when some mong takes a photo of his food and pops it on Instagram. Who cares
can see the transfu is adjusting her balls again
>>219831122Yeah but it wasn't really "training", just a half day course thing
>>219831158It is in retrospect. But it blew people's mind back then.
>>219831191Anon the art critic
>>219831199Reggie has asbestos training
>>219831164>when she couldn't hold it in anymore
Toilfu with the cute ears and giggle
>>219831242The mouse?
>>219831060and what are you seeing of them online? only all the bad things that chuds are reposting
>>219831256He tells me every afternoon
>>219831231I mean there are better impressionists that i genuinely like
>>219831239You have my permission to chime in on it as wellHard mode: don't be a passive-aggressive sissy for the entirety of your incel life
>>219831281I believe this one is called off my fucking nut on le absinthe
drinking poo
>>219831281I like Alistair McGowan
this looks nothing like her
Sissy is still a really good insult. Hasn't been ruined yet.
>>219831314muntered in sainsos cafe, again
@grok how many people in the world are shagging right at this moment
>>219831305Whats the point of showing emotion? Of joy? Of using paint and colour to express a feeling of a situation? Youre comparing it to a sterile food picture blog. Art doesn't have to have a deep meaning. It can just be and expression or in this case an impression(ism)
Need some advice lads. The last text I sent to the escort was at 20:30 on 7th March confirming our next meeting for the 20th March. She told me to just text on the day from now on, rather than 24 hours before. Does that mean she trusts me more?It still shows two grey ticks on my text so presumably she hasn't read it. We've met 7 times now so am I safe to assume she isn't going to ghost me?Not that I care too much now. I just worry she'll double book. Her AdultWork profile doesn't have that slot listed as available so am I good? My plan is to text her the morning of the 20th.
>>219831347Spanish people use it all the time when they really agree with somebody
>>219831305He said very passive aggressively
>>219831345ironically woul make a half decent Carly Rae Jepsen doll
>>219831433Kek
Did you know the word plum used to mean just like any fruit
gay porn.
>>219831345thought the box was a bag of skittlesmust be hungry
>>219831428It sounds like she trusts you more. How much have you spent on her so far?
just back from hungry jacks
don't have any interest in art or culture whatsoever, mejust sit and gawp at the computer screen all day as it feeds me continuous 4chan posts about poo
>>219831517Tell us everything
>>219831524
samefag award
>>219830961You post it then wouldn't you
Lol just made a right fucking mess of repairing a chip in wifebergs windscreen. She's going to be thoroughly unimpressed when she sees it, I'll tell her it might not look pretty but it's perfectly safe and will last up until MOT at the end of the year, at which point I may have to buy a new screen.
I'm a mental health first aider
>>219831545get that fat cow to buy her own windscreen
>>219831524got served a burger and some onion rings by some sleep-deprived zoomers
>>219831545Filled it with glue?
dog outside my window barking arf arf arf
thinking about becoming one of those guys who is visibly mentally ill y'know like almost shaking slightly with the insanity but somehow keeps it together to give the whole thing a real uncanny and uneasy feel like you're looking at someone teetering on the edge at all times, not on the cusp of violence but just clearly unhinged and unwell
>>219831545Tell her that brit said to go easy on you
lovely racoon girls
fair play to this lad punting his "I have a wife" gimmick. It's been said many times, and remains true, that the best gimmicks are those peddled by dedicated lone individualswho cares if it's obvious that he doesn't have a wife. What matters is that he enjoys doing his little posts.
might have sex with a woman at some point in the next 10 years
>>219831588look at those vile moles on her Jap face
>>219831588bet she plays animal crossing
NASA plans to approach girl by 2028
>>219831588>racoonmong
got called a racist for wearing fred perry
>Vile smelly runt cannot fathom someone having a wife or gfBit sad really
im not waiting 2 more years for that girl, I need a gf by 2028
>>219831646tell him to clean his jizz off your face next time
>>219831566Perks of being the breadwinner mate, I get to pay for fucking everything. >>219831573Resin shit off eBay but yeah >>219831586Cheers lad, she'll definitely understand and listen to that
want to post but can't think of anything to say
>>219831588
Mad how the 9/'11 casualty number was 2996. 4 away from a perfect 3000. If that happened then people would've been utterly gobsmacked
>>219831597you lot getting slagged off LOL
east asian women are universally cute but it's a shame they have had sex with other men before, probably
>>219831685Please talk about British death tolls in here
>>219831696There was a time when I semi-seriously considered joining the navy or RAF. Thank god I didn't, don't fancy dying in a torpedo explosion or whatever.
>>219831669What are you getting your mum for mothers day
liveleak wank looms
>>219831706well women who aren't virgins are basically worthless after all
>>219831588She's clearly trying so hard to be a character it's embarrassing
>>219831706>>219831753Instead of just replying to yourself all day go to /r9k/ where people share your incel views
>>219831745manifesting a decaepitated armless retarded raped girlfriend?
>>219831757
Kamala harris probably in her pantry licking her own coochie while all this shit going on
>>219831803cheerful hapa thighs and pits
>>219831757Honestly can't tell any more how many layers of jokes we're on here
>>219830122i know that face anywhere she's been responsible for the most slop articles
need to cumt. just cummed
if a porn actress says "oh my gosh" while getting shagged that's how you can immediately tell she's jewish
>>219831843I bet a lot of them got raped or fucked by dogs during the tiems they were at war
>>219831734>don't fancy dying in a torpedo explosion or whatever.Do you mean implosion? Because that's what torpedoes do, not explode.
>>219831803sick of the sight of this ugly bitch
Here's some recently reviews of my willard5/5 beautifully presented and integrity delivered. A real treat.4/5 amazing! perfect shape. I'd give 5/5 but maybe he'll want round two to settle the score aha x5/5 hits like a truck and keeps on rolling! best night of my life oxo
Radical leftwing Greens want to import a shit load of browns.Surprise surprise
>>219831886rude
>>219831745>liveleaki thought it dieded
>>219831883you're a fuckin Tor pedo
>>219831924um basedowhy do chuds hate this?
>>219831883can it poindexter
>>219831924absolutely mental that people see these lunatics as a viable option
time to go eat 6 slices of toast (im still a horse and needs to eat a lot) for my daily meal
need to make legally grey money somehow by like dealing or pimpin
>>219831883shut up nerd
>>219831968go to dubai
>>219831960brown woman are hot chud
>>219831924why is nobody telling these people they'd rape the economy?you suppose they'd not care much though
>>219831949Says here were a small island with stretched resources and infrastructure
>>219831780rather not say.>>219831936wayback machine innit x
>>219831948Having basic knowledge about naval warfare doesn't make me a pedophile.>>219831954>>219831975This kind of attitude is why our navy is in the state it's in. Can you even sail?
>>219831966You should have some oats and an apple
Life is so terrible and such
>>219831960far as im concerned you retards deserve it after throwing farage under the boat >>219832072dont trytheyll cobble up some answer about billionaires or white supremacy these fundamentally arent rational people and believe theyre better than you
manual driving test tomorrow lads, proper anxious likemake one mistake and oh sorry you failed. dreading it
>>219832099Great gimmick keep it up
>>219832099FOY
Oh my days it gets worse. How can anyone take these clowns seriously lol. Are they so naive that they don't believe this will be exploited by every thirdie
>>219832132i failed my 1st theory test but not my practical lol
hoist the main sail and steer her hard to starboard. batten down the hatches. walk the plank
i'm here to make /brit/ 20% cooler
>>2198321541.6k a month ffs
>>219831924>more rapes and murders happen>green government becomes more authoritarian and draconian in its desperation to make their utopia work (it wont)
>>219832154fuck off this is made upnobody is this retarded
the gundecks were sanded for tractionclouds of splinters howled amidshipsblood ran from the scuppers
>>219832190>party manifestos and pledges are made upbig if true
>>219832154I hear /pol/ discusses this sort of thing
>>219832101ok make me
>>219832154Big business positively frothing at the mouth at this. Revolving door of fresh workers and no need for wages to ever go up
we should set up a yookay refugee program
tell me it's going to be okay
>>219832247You want me to attach this to your head or what?
>>219832154>Are they so naive that they don't believe this will be exploited by every thirdieNo, you're naive for thinking they're just helpless do-gooders and not deliberately doing this
>>219832259shut up leftypol
>>219831835Zoomers are obsessed with being nonchalant and effortlessly cool so they achieve this by autistically cultivating every facet of their style and personalityThis woman is just clavicular for girls
>>219832132good luck lad I'm on my third try this week also really anxious about it
The modern individual is what remains of the person when romantic ideologies have finished with [him]. It's an idolatry of self-sufficiency that is necessarily deceptive, an anti-mimetic philosophy of the will that immediately causes a redoubling of imitation, an ever more complete submission to the group, which is itself ever more subject to the futile pull of fashion, and thus always exposed to totalitarian temptations.
>>219832291are you a girl (legal age)? thats my fetish
still hungry so i'm aff tae hungry jacks again, anyone want owt?
>>219832334meme
We love Bovril, don't we folks?
>>219830225don't post pictures of my wife.
>>219832154Actually struggle to believe this is real nobody can think this way
>>219832344me
my leftypol brother wants to vote green and thinks muslims don't hate him for being gayboggles the mind how thick leftypol is
>>219832321Don’t understand this
>>219832355I like it spread on toast
>>219832346alright go ahead *gets out my notepad and pencil like a hyper-attentive french waiter at a fancy restaurant*
you losers seem to be in complete denial huh kek they can and they will and you will cry about ityou will wish for kier back at that point
>>219832401chicken pls
BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK
im the opposite of rapeape (pol mlp)
>>219832421very good sir, and for the lady?
>>219832344Literally half the anons here live like this
got a lump on the back on my head about as big as a fingernail which is probably cancer. had it about 10 years now
>>219831505I guess, I just wondering why she hasn't read my latest text. Do you think it sounds positive? I'm paranoid she's gonna double book or that she has somehow blocked me. Did she maybe read my message from the notification drop-down menu without reading it?I've spent around £1.6k.
tummy rumbling at 40 past 4not on is itbut it's how things go *turns on the rice cooker*
>>219830961There's a short video of a white crackhead looking fella spraying a water extinguisher on the fire before being dragged away by the African gentleman in the BBC article, is that the video you're referring to yeah?
ummy umbling
>>219832417yankposters are so fucking cringe
>>219832485what a dogshit post. you should kill yourself
>>219832504right then sounds like you should have a snickers.
>>219832502saar >>219832504
>>219832504i thought it was pretty good myself
just woke up fuck my retard neet life
catberg hanging about in the bathroom just lounging on the floor and whenever I walk by he starts meowing as if he wants food or water or some door opened but when I hover around him he doesn’t move anywhere already offered him bowls of water and he turns away from itanyone have any idea what he’s playing at? what’s he after the little rascal haha please tell me he’s not dying or something lol
>>219832487>white crackhead looking fellaThats called a scotchman
you should be ashamed if that is a yank post on a VPN. that yank should feel bad and quit (life)
>I've spent around £1.6k.oh my days
If shreddies keep hunger locked up till lunch then i posit that if i have shreddies 3 times a day then I shall never be hungry
>>219832570Ive spent more money on worse things
LIDL brown bread tastes good if you put it in the oven for like 7 minutes each side at 200 (I was trying to not burn it) it should make it taste spongy and soft
>the toilfu's surname has changed
>>219832627
today it tasted like buttery as well ^o^ so I didnt want to drink an energy drink and ruin that
>>219832627mbolowatshiknhi or something like that
Sex
i mean genuinely do people really think lowe and restore has any chance at all in terms of winning lotus eaters must be a giant green psyop
>>219832653she's so gorgeous
I need to fuck a 17+ year old
>>219832653need her to do sph content
>>219832627maybe she got estranged from her father and switched to her mother's maiden surname
>>219832686are you the same yank that seethes about him from sunup to sundown in brit/pol/
>>21983268690% of the population have never heard of rupert lowenstein
>>219832686why do you care about british politicswhy don't you go to the british politics thread on the politics board to discuss british politics
eats spicy goodness...like a boss!
Sir SPH
>>219832723thats hot
:/
>>219832686It’s either Restore vs 4 different parties of replacement for the Yookay, even Nigel doesn’t see his country as a nation-state for British people anymore
>>219832666Dont think she married a Georgian
>>219832772/:
>>219832686You have to vote for the winner!!
MANT SOON...
>>219832773thanks for telling me what to think, mr mossad agent
lick lick
>>219832773isnt the leader of the green party jewish?i mean i dont think it's that far of a possibility that restore and lowe is in the pocket of the greens
i like eating pussy
>>219832878word?
>>219832861For what purpose
Mousey apparently hates attention but he's gone to great lengths to get some today
>>219832773rupert lowe is a grifter ripping off young, naive menhe already said he's in favour of people coming to britain if they contribute
>>219832824Das rite Timmy you better vote Restore because I don’t want my future Grandson to be bombing the Islamic Republic of the Yookay in 30 years headed by PM Muhammad Hijab, you have nooks and that scares me in advance, maybe you should hand them over to us despite us not having a nuclear program no sir
im beeing myself
year 9
>>219832913>>219832913>>219832913
>>219832878try this for a change *spreads my arsecheeks*
Even Whiter Australia policy
https://youtu.be/pbSyv-KD0qA?si=Rdz3GHbHCwl3VBsG
>>219832895Mousey is the most desperate for attention person I’ve ever known. 100% abused as a child, no other explanation how he turned out this way.
>>219832892youre being memed into backing a complete loser
>>219832885it's great isn't it
>>219832942
>>219832861Yes he was active in the Jewish community, he even had a Jewish name of “Herzl”, but now he has backstabbed and calls his own family racist so that he can ascend to power as the next Yookay PM.Also I don’t get how he can smile confidently while he had some of the most fucked up teeth imaginable
>>219832773Bugger off shlomo
>>219832969seems pretty jewish behavior desudont get me wrong i actually quite like jewsbut it's so like them ya know
Sweden
>>219833012Our culture sometimes produces the most irritable leftoids imaginable, I can’t control it what can I do
>>219833192idk but your country produced one of greatest men to have been born in middle east in recent years and happened to have been pmthe israeli fight against terrorism and barbarism is truly heroic even if rest of world hates ya for that wont ever get anything other than smears and threats from moslems but fundamentally i think it's on right side for a better mena
