Holodem edish
green is the logical choice if you actually want to accelerate towards something serious
nth for gyaldem
it really is da jooz though
>>219832961green want to shut down our nuclear plants, close down the train lines, and have the entire cabinet suck putin's cock on live tv mate
might watch porn where the guy freezes time and shags who he wants
>>219832961yeah logical choice for retards
sir blue archiver
i look like that
um protect are girls right rorke? Stop the bloody boats yh
>>219832974
Right then that's 500 tabs closed on the browserWill continue on
>>219832961Serious? Like national suicide?
banks wants to empty our banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank-making operation out of his banks
>>219833013>what shall I name my son>son-ny ? Perfect yes
state of this weather
found out im 45% scottish. That means i can get citizenship to the UK?
>>219833080sorry, Scots aren't people.
>>219833021an ethnic conflict rather than slow decay
>>219833084True, we're demigods
>>219833080sorry only muhammads over there in scotlandyou had to have been born in syria or iran
>>219833013>BoyesIrish diaspora thus immigrant crimeRorke wins again
western europe will be poor, brown, and totalitarian
>>219833013
>>219832997
>Gerry Adams 'responsible and complicit' for IRA bombings | ITV NewsBloody woke gone mad
rorke is also an irish diaspora name though
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye7FKc1JQe4
>>219833084their accent is cool
>>219833185Rorkes not real mate
Greens have never seen the successes of the Weimar Republic and Zimbabwe lol
>>219833176Hope he doesn't die in prison or something:(
why are there two threads again you stupid arseholes
>>219833267James "Jem" Alfred Rorke (c. 1827 – 24 October 1875) was a settler and trader of Irish descent in Southern Africa.In 1849, Rorke purchased a farmstead in the Colony of Natal, on the border with Zululand near a river crossing that became known as Rorke's Drift and established a trading post.
Big F for Dot Rotten https://youtu.be/ZpDo1s7VzGU
>>219833255breasts
>>219833306Yeah he posting on here is he?
>>219833255AI femoid
>>219833255women on screens don't do anything for me anymore I'm convinced they're all AI. only IRL women for me now
>>219833176>Three men are bringing legal action against the former Sinn Fein president and are seeking £1 in damages.they'll bankrupt the poor fella
I actually don't care about the escort that much any more. I feel like now I've fucked her in missionary a few times that I can walk away with my head held high even if she ghosts me.Although how likely is it that she'll ghost me after 7 meetings?
>>219833344yeah
>>219833353Yeah he posting on here is he?
>>219833294This has to be fake. All of it is just too much
>>219833350shut up and fuck off and kill yourself
>>219833347
pulled down me boxers to have a wank but now i cba
Thinking about what porn to watch when I return home from the toilmine
>>219833294you copied this from the comments, you unoriginal twat
>>219833377*wanks you off with my arsehole*
>>219833373
>>219833349>seeking £1 in damagesNope I'd rather pay 100s of thousands in legal fees than give £1 to people injured by terrorists
>>219833013Pikey tinker cunt not british
>>219833377even you are turned off at the sight of your nob
>>219833401What does that mean is that a cuck thing
>>219833294Screaming, link to the article?
wish I could kill every motorcyclist in the world
>>219833400He seems like a nice person
>>219833176pretty sure everyone knew this like 50 years ago
us reasonable, levelheaded leftypols are still tactical voting labour and lib dem. only troon freaks and commiemong-adjacent tankies are voting green
>>219833423ft.com
>>219833433For me it's cyclists who go 15mph on b roads
gerry adams should be swinging from a tree
>>219833433
>>219833423>>219833371Is the Green Party too radical for Britain? - https://www.ft.com/content/a60e29d7-8810-4152-92f0-03120eed4f97?shareType=nongiftNeed a membership though
>>219833456yeah greens are mental commies harrowing stuff really
>reasonable, levelheaded leftypols
>>219833333basado y breastpillado
>>219833373I organically love her
>>219833487>he puts the hand up
Sir Weird Larper
Toil doneOff homeGoing to wash up when I get in then going to relax
>>219833510*punts him 40 yards*
>>219833501the towns security were feeding info to the antifa groups
>>219833401Proof it's Alysa?
>>21983340011 year old me in Maths class struggling to comprehend Algebra
>>219833505First thing I noticed was her cross
>>219833456So you acknowledge you need to vote tactically lol
>>219833373>>219833401she cute but i dunno why chudcels are going crazy for her
>>219833586first thing I noticed were her bulging chebs but you do you I guess
I don't speak to womentoo shywhen I speak to a man and he's with a woman I just ignore her
>>219833387Bit of Tushy Raw x
any heroin heads in? x
>>219833505It doesn't get any better than this
>>219833600holy fuck you're dumb rorke
>>219833255Sauce?
why is dark souls 3 so hardit's not fun
>>219833505Who's she?
>>219833617Ktim
>>219833681where are you stuck?
>>219833636Dire taste
>>219833709abyss watchers
screaming
>>219833681They're all too hard and thus unfun
>>219833681it's the easiest one
>>219833728We need the strait jacket in here stat
>>219833723
>>219833600first past the post fucked over reform more than anyone else last election rorkeypopsyou of all people should know that
>>219833636Bit of LA new girlsBit of Netvideogirls Bit of backroom casting couchBit of property sex
>>219833456Why would any leftypol vote for parties who aren't left wing?
really hate having to choose what to wank to because I cum very fast and my cooldown between wanks is pretty long so every wank session is like a rare event to which you need to prepare and it's really stressful
got a bit too brave today in my car and then some hard guy called my bluff and folded like the coward I am
>>219833791>Bit of Netvideogirlsvery goodmy favouritethe main man is a bit psychotic, I've always thoughtit's what makes it so good
>>219833723let them fight each other in phase 1 and bait backstabs in phase 2
feeling blackpill and furious
>From 7 April, the price of a first class stamp will increase by 10p to £1.80, almost three times the cost of 10 years ago, while a second class stamp will go up by 4p to 91p.What the fuck? Britain has fallen
>>219833783right, nobs coming out
could never imagine having a girlfriendI can't talk to any girl
school boys
just checked a boomer colleague's linkedin He's got his art gcse and primary school listedWhat on earth
Mad how it's obviously spring and equinox mongs are in full cope about this fact
Leftycunt tactically voting for the monster raving loony party
>>219833887do you think they post like this on fem/brit/
>>219832913on the run from UK went to thailanddid a £50,0000 robbery in thailand got caughtwants to come back to UK for trials
should I go to Tesco and if so what should I get?
>>219833891it's another two weeks until spring
>>219833891this is what God gave us
>>219833905marques brownlee fell off
>>219833912You should go to Tesco and buy some berries
>>219833891sun's still up where I am
>>219833887get them wearing skirts and thinking less about maths and demographics
>>219833912seseme seeds
>>219833489Cheers, thankfully have a paywall bypasser
>>219833926what type of berriescan't wait til the blackberries come in so I can pick them
>>219833912get some jam x
Kian Moulton pretended to be a witness to the murder of Leo Ross, alerting a member of the public who called the police, when in reality he had stabbed the 12-year-old
>>219833905Nah they can keep him lmao
>>219833912a girlfriend
>>219833956Whoa keep it realistic haha x
>>219833755why are you simping for israel
bet black sabbath sounded mental in 1970
meant to greet someone in german the other day and wanted to say "guten tag" but accidentally said "sieg heil", honest mistake really
playing a video game
>>219833859nobody sends letters anymore, why should people sending parcels have to subsidise a service that is hardly ever used? make the old fogies pay for it they have enough money already
>>219833988My gran loved themWas playing their records the other day but she went on a long winded rant about how Ozzy was a cunt
>>219833999which one?
>>219833988"finished with my woman cos she couldn't help me with my mind" sounds like all the times i got dumped for being a mentally ill needy little prick
5'4" crodie polishing his shiny baton"yuhh dat shiny, yh it sparkle"
>>219833943watched the forensics real csi episode of this last week, proper headcase that kid
any good music albums going?
>>219834022ur sucking it off coz ur a faggot x
>>219828714Mad how they don't make TV like this anymore, due to woke
watching a tv programme
>>219834022you've gone from posting about them shagging to posting about them playing with their cocks solothem gay thoughts be creepin in yodie x
>>219834043Radiohead
Just found out there will be never be an RE5 remake due to woke
>>219834043yeah loads
really hope the most pessimistic predictions on climate change are true so i dont need to toil for the next 30 years. i'll just die in 2030 thanks
>>2198340431989 by Taylor swift
>>219834043...yh
>>219834043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F1fY1p9eh4
Sucking a bbc
>>219834065name one, bet you can't
>>219834044>>219834057ur weird...
>>219834052reminds me of the bags for life gimmick with the crushed bollocks
chinaman outside going YING CHONG CHING CHONG CHOW
>>219834093
might call the gfblatt a fatherfucker
>>219834052did anyone else's supermarket go for a long period without these security barriers then switch between several different kinds before settling on the worst ones they could have chosen
>>219833988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KON4fNaVksstill does toobz
>>219834103ok so heat is free. good to know
>>219834102
>>219834127you should punch her as hard as possible in the face
>>219834134we didn't have any at my local asda for ages and then a load of migrants got put there and they suddenly added those ones where you need to scan a receipt lol
>>219834152*trips and flies head-first into her boobies*
>>219834149this is why i eat spicy food. it feels more filling because you have to space out the bites with plenty gulps of water
>>219833943Looks mixed race
violence against women is never funny
>>219832913based hololad :D
>>219834166but then i'll go to prison and get bummed in the arris
what's the deal with chinese people from the desert parts of chinawhy do they have names like this
doing a read
>>219834201>>219834212alri boring lads
>>219834181he's meeting with his therapist xmmmhmm she's a baaaad psych
>>219834239Go ask them, not usWeeb cunt
>>219833489>Documents on the party website state that the Greens would set up a Department of Migration that would “deploy no physical or administrative barriers to prevent or deter those wishing to enter the UK to claim protection”.>Immigration detention would be abolished, and failed asylum seekers who have exhausted all possible appeals would be allowed to stay in Britain as a “migrant not seeking asylum”. Those whose applications had been rejected would also be provided with six months of free accommodation to give them time to prepare for their future. Genuinely insane, why would a green party effectively pay for more people to come to an already crowded island?
>>219834176havent seen those ones. it looked more like my tesco had a battle with contractors or shitty devices and kept removing them. i dont see how it affects theft though because the ones that beep for stolen goods are on the door. the barriers further in have to be monitoring something else like data on customers
>>219834239she's Mongolian, they only have first names and don't have surnamesit's a Chinese transliteration of her actual name which is probably something like Urigmur or Urgumur
>>219834239They aren't Han Chinese they are Ghenghis Khan's bastard mongol descendants
buying a long white lab coat and a horse whip off the so-called "net"
>>219834268weirdly the ones that beep for stolen goods barely even worki accidentally stole something the other week and it never even beeped at all
She Lookslovely !!
dis nigga watching the news
>>219834176>they suddenly added those ones where you need to scan a receipt lolthey put them in here and they are always open they were closed for maybe a week after installation and I can only imagine that there were so many complaints or grief towards shop staff they just keep them open now just a total waste of money like almost every project in this country
it's not from the comments commiemong, it's from the main body of the article
Cheltenham tomorrow. Hope to see you lot there.
>>219834305just sitting in your bedroom typing this to yourself
>>219834340i thought jews are supposed to be good with money
just searched for something on duckduckgo and a load of pictures of trannies with big dicks came up
>>219834340I'm not a commie, I read the ftthe text accompanying the screenshot (about zimbabwe) was copied from one of the comments
>>219834377Close That tabOk ..
nah we better not get charged more for petrol because of this Israeli nonsense or I’ll be well pissed off bro
might just fucking kill myself !!
>>219834388
>>219834391No ..Don`tdo ItOk !!
>>219834388just filled it last weekthey can shove it up their arse
>>219834388Reckon we'll be at £1.60 a litre before the end of the month, not even trolling
>Nigel Farage fails to meet Trump after flying to Mar-a-Lagoblud loves his humiliation rituals
Sat in my smeggy hmo of 5 reading Nietzsche while an African cleans the communal areasWhat a life
Pissrael is a cancerous entity
spent an hour trying to figure out why my nan's ancient phone wasn't working before realising they've finally shut off 3g mobile data
YE
>>219834446Who is the greatest black philosopher?
car mongs are hilarious they’ll fill up £50 on Petrol no problem, but if it costs £1.50 more they go mental okay buddy
>>219834444Probably had a better time by not meeting him let's be honest
>>219834305beautiful haiku, quentin
>>219834485he cant be punished for mental health
>>219834494LOL you can't drive (too poor/stupid/autistic)
>>219834527
>>219834491Probably Wole Soyinka
i don't drive (because I don't leave my village)
is it illegal to wank by your window with the curtains open
scared of cars like city driving very slow speeds
hi guys i have another exam tomorrow
>>219834563no
>>219834583Did you study?
another grim day in this terminally declining country
>>219834583not if you're having a mental health episode which you are
why would you brag about being unable to drive omds
Rupert Lowe will save us
>>219834532no but I can read the prices outside the petrol stations
orientalfanny
in the last 5 days or so I think there was only one or two times when I walked outside and didn't immediately hear barking, even at night
>>219834563nowt stopping you going for an incelwalk in the afternoon plugged and caged
elusin is really fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8uaGJCdIhw
>>219834494Car mongs are absolute NPCs
>>219834494They're profoundly mentally ill
ACKTUALLY my mum is the unbvsed car mong npc
>>219834622
>>219834444What is Farage's end game? He reaches peak popularity and now seems desperate to muck it all up
>>219834612well done you you can drive? Shagged many birds have you? Got a family have you? Got a wife yeah? No you fucking haven’t you’re a smelly little virgin with no life but oh you can drive! Good for you buddy!
>>219834595yes i studied a lot>>219834603nope i'm chilling
>>219834646uhh kettle much?
why own a car when the country builds a vast infrastructure of buses, trains, footpaths, metro and bikes are practically freeand the best part is the more people ditch their cars the better and more expansive these other services would becomethe virgin crying about parking vs the chad strolling into work off the train
having sex with my wife(joke)
imagine Tilde being on your sidethat's when anyone with a brain would reconsider their stance
going to watch telly for a bit then think about having a poo
>>219834664seething drivelet
>>219834646I thought you were learning to drive.
>>219834622>>219834654
>>219834691Only issue with public transport is the BAME's>>219834715He stopped because of his "narcolepsy"
>>219834664LMAOoOoOooO HE'S ACTUALLY HAVING A MELTDOWN
I think I'll go nofap for a few days before trying my next 50mg Sildenafil
>>219834715It's an evil,demonic practice. I can't drive anyway due to narcolepsy
>>219834563i do this at 3pm
>>219834742live in a school zone?
>>219834742:/
>>219834744leftypol's response?
Do you have cctv cameras inside your house? The yanks I speak to say this is totally normal
>>219834742screaming
>>219834784My ex's dad used to have CCTV in his kids roomsIncluding hers when she lived thereI mentioned it being a bit odd and he said it was normal
wouldn't mind being the fella at the front of the human centipede because he's basically just getting his salad tossed for free at all times and never has to bother about finding a toilet or wiping his bum
>>219834778more bus lanes, more buses , more wogs
>>219834730wouldnt be an issue if the entitled car driving elite could ride the bus like the rest of us then police would actually respond to ASB the states chosen people would be affected
mad that
>>219834784yanks plaster their houses with chinese botnet cameras so they can make tiktoks of their pets and have their data mined for law enforcement
>>219834807We really need to nuke Australia
>>219834778If we invested more in public transport then a single bus wouldn't be so crowded. But Rorke doesn't want to invest in public transport, because the rich cunts who he looks up to tell him that taxing the rich to invest in public services is a bad idea.
everyone feeling like a car is an essential thing is the exact same consumer impulse as people in dubai who feel like their lives are normal and natural
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JryD7YPNI8
>>219834834you already did many times
mum said from now on i have to use this special cleaning spray on the shower every time i finish using it
>>219834860Where's your house then? Interested in dropping one on you so you can't have thoughts like this
>>219834862ever shag her up the arse?
get the vodka ordered yeah it vodka night
having a car, wearing pyjamas outside and decorating your home millennial grey all come from the same instinct. frictionless lives for smooth brains
>>219834886you know whatjust about to get a voddy myself
getting a car immediately after passing my driving test
>>219834896Grey homes aren't a millennial thing, they're a Deano thing
>>219834877149 endeavour drive banksia beach qld, nuke away
just found out petrol stations don’t actually make any money on petrol they sell they only make money on the food and drink
/brit/ is a zionist general
just had a dream where the you know who's are mass acquiring land in patagonia or something mmm sleepy
>>219834919might not actually. brother's moving to queensland soon so might be a problem for him.you stay safe yh
more beef in my family
>>219834947fair enough cheers mate
>>219834984nigga a cow
>>219834915deanos arrived with millennials. other generations had their forms of basic. especially gen X, easily the most basic propagandised sloppified generation of all. they're worse than boomer son fb. boomers have at least been driven insane by AI which is at very least NOT unbearably basic. whereas Gen X are the kind of people who still comment under BBC articles like the author gives a shit
just seen an instagram reel of an emo midget dancing to bladee lol
>>219834984aunty being a cunt again?
my life is so depressing and shit lol
driving to a city outskirt petrol pump and eating fast food in the parking lot is the closest thing to being free
Cousin called me and asked if I think he should cancel his Dubai holiday in July or if I think it will all be sorted out by then
>>219835007what if that was mestill funny?
>>219835042ktim, don't know why I keep going, spite isn't good enough
remember that vtuber who got fired for asking why baseball players don't just throw the ball at the batter's head and then later got her tits out on another account
>>219835052frankly yes. in fact i think that would make it funnier if i'm being honest
>>219835031No dad new gf is fighting with my sister
>>219835051manager has got a holiday in cyprus booked
>>219835051tell him to go anyway
new>>219835076>>219835076>>219835076
Dolly little 4'9"Love it
>>219834732nofap can only take you so far and edging is the real difference maker
>>219834828Quality Assurance Pesting
