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>Sir Twerksalot
There's gonna be so much traffic going home
>>219836854
Farting so fucking much
Level 80 undead frost mage
timmy is raging about bbc AGAYNE
>>219836944>Stupid dog! You're making me gay!
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>219836944
>>219836940Not an argument
I vaguely remember playing this on the PS2
>>219836999but it is a trvke, timbitch
where are the messsssicans?
>>219837019Real ones remember THIS
It's been a long timeeeehttps://youtu.be/yXUboigxl8Y
>>219836854in the shower after the Fatball game:>omg Devounkous, you really stopped deAndre from scoring using your big but also muscular belly...>yes, Timmy, you always can count on me to get the job done...>omg Devounkous...your penis is so dark and fat...i cannot...he is drawing me to him...i need to...suck...it...glaglaglagla...its a question of reparations...glaglagla>God bless America, Timmy, God bless...America...
>>219837074You are a fucking fossil
>shitskin lost and is now throwing a tantrumThey do be like this
My boss has gigantic fucking tits. I saw some receipts of hers and they're literally K Cups, she has to buy from a special store. I'm never not hard when I see her
>>219837108Darn tootin'!
>>219837044You leave tim hortons out of it
>>219837146But is she actually attractive otherwise?
>>219837146You should fuck her to assert dominance. There's a regional manager thot at my company who's like 50 but has a BBL and is pretty bogged but I only see her like once a month.
>>219837191Fuckin A, she looks like a model. I saw her resume too, she used to work at Hooters ten years ago. Brown hair, green eyes, FUCK. For reference these are K cups
>219837044You vicariously live through a fictionalized sexual construct of Black men (created by White men and Jews btw) because you're so pathetic you can't even have pride in your own people and accomplishments given you're completely aware of your own inferiority; yet you still chooese to shadowbox White men throguh semi-fictionalized sexual situation involving Black men and White women for little to no coherent reason.Who's the real cuck here?
>>219837239I actually fucked this woman
>>219837117This made him fuck off lmao
>>219837239People underrate milf tits
>Race-baiting in my thread
>>219837249I genuinely do not understand people like that. Even browns who spam brown men with white women has some semblance of dignity, these guys literally worship black men, it's bizarre.
One of these farts gonna come loaded then I'm cooked
>>219836854>RedmoaYou filthy pervert
>>219837239
>>219837239Can I have her insta?
I'm farting non stop bros wtf is happening
I don't know it but she's called KCup QueenApparently she does Mommy roleplay fetish videos
You pushed the larp too far, should've quit while you were on top
>>219837483Well that's one more google search history entry in my CIA dossier
>>219837465Imagine you release a really big one that sends you flying across the gym
>>219837019OkYou want an award now or something
dang bl4 outsold cod i didnt know thatdid better than i thoughtstill probably spent billion to produce it so who knows if it got money back doh
>>219837323It's definitely an internet thing. I feel like a lot of Indians lurked here and on certain parts of Reddit combined with them watching a lot of cucked TV shows and porn that does that stuff thinking it actually irritates White guys or reflects any semblance of reality. It's actually funny because the vast majority of Black guys prefer Black women (Blacks in general are the most endogamous race in the U.S after Whites) and those that do prefer White women apart from wiggers tend to usually be "nerdy" or "white-coded" and lack that sort of hostility and anti-White sentiment they think is the case. Even among the Black guys that like interracial a lot of them are rubbed the wrong way by Blacked stuff and see it as weirdly hostile in contrast to porn of White guys with Black girls (Kanye being exhibit A of this lol). It's exclusively a fetish for White male cucks and Indians and always a tell of either one being present whenever it's brought up.
i pirate indie games
>>219837239My ex wife had big tits too. Not k's though, gg's
>>219837612Idc unless you got a video of Asmongold talking about it
Crazy how long it took for a regular straightforward yugioh dueling game with the normal dueling rules to come out
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Ok the farting is slowly getting better
https://youtu.be/oPTgIjArPzE
>>219837789There's something dribbling down your leg.....
Considering paying 95 dollars for RE9
>>219836944Hate Eustache
>>219837827It looks like a ps3 game
at what point should I seek therapy? I’m a friendless virgin if that matters
>>219837860He was justified in that one episode when the driver cut him off thoughbeit
>>219837931>therapy?That shit is for women nigga
im going to listen to the radio
>>219838004What station
>>219837931therapy for what?
>>219838049UVB-76
>>219838049relevant radio
>>219837931>Therapy
I'm sleepy....*yawn*....nigga
>>219838109*cums on your face*WAKE UP
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/zXt56MB-3vc?si=27FemIGiOcFB-OFP
>>219838154Not a fan
>>219838090T Hanks? T Hanks is dat you dere?
>>219838185
Our economy is giga fucked if oil prices go any higher.
>>219838200Bitch
>>219838236
>>219838222Our economy is always gigafucked™ from this that or another. The only time in my life things actually got bad was from the 2008 housing crash
HUBRIS
>>219837931>therapyAll that is is a waste of money, you're unironically better spending time here if all you want is a semblance of tangibility and community
am now 2/2 on job application follow-ups where I was told "we'll contact you in [specific amount of time]" and then didn't get contacted
>>219838222It ackchually helps my country but we are giga-retarded so it probably won't amount to anything
>>219837786enjoy your cuppa frendo
>>219838185??
>>219838421Lurk moar
I'ma head out and get something to eat. See you nerds in a bit.
Big ass titties
I'm slashing prices
>>219838463Why did you (You) me?
>>219838479Aight then lil nigga.
>>219838510Why did you delete your post
>>219838552Because it was meant for >>219838185. Good ol' fat fingers.
HelloFuck IsraelBye
>>219838580Fat dumbass
>>219838627
>>219838655
>>219838627Nobody asked you your high school nickname.
Drinking chocolate muscle milk right now
Nun fidarti maje di nisciun..... MAJE
>>219838778He's skipping. Nobody over 17 could ever skip like that. Those are children.
My name is Mike and I have a micropenis
>>219838778There are fetuses older than this young man
my name is Jamarcus Qualey
>>219838778MODS
My name is PitAnd you ain't talkin yo way outta this shit
What would the group dynamic be like if these were your friends
>>219838778https://youtu.be/TZNIKZdoehE?si=HjAIfYbrvxsc-2vi
>>219838981far right looks like something from resident evil or outlast
>>219838981Who's the Chinese guy
>schools tells you not to approach women unless she explicitly tells you she wants you to approach>ok stay home lul>noooo these heckin men are watching too much porn and escaping reality i mean they blame it on social media and 'chads' but i mean... do you ever look at dudes on the internet and feel bad about yourselflike isnt that just a female projection
>>219839027professor jiang
They should precision drop anvils instead of grenades from the drones in UkraineIt's cleaner
>>219839048Neva hoid a him
>>219839100
Unpopular opinion: Snk was actually BETTER at making fighting games then Capcom was
>>219838981I'm in college so >professorHe's the professor, likely a government, English, or history professor. The girls hate him because he's ironclad and won't be persuaded by blowjobs.>JuanThe oldfag who's going back to school and youthmaxxing because he's at a dead end. Nice guy but comes off as desperate.>LiuEgomaniacal overachieving valedictorian type. She thinks she's hot shit because of her grades and but is super basic. She's easy to flatter though so it's not too diffcult to befriend her or get in her pants, and she's nice once you get to know her.
>>219839100You know what funnily enough it would be more expensive to drop an anvil with the same payload as a suicide drone
You don't see broads named Lillian anymore
I asked my mom why she still supports trump she just looked at me like this
>>219839154That's only unpopular for people who don't know what snk is
>>219839205You can pick the anvil right back up
>>219839230>You don't see broads named LillianYou do, they're just not broads biologically speaking
missiles with no explosives do exist
TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT POLITICS ALREADY
>>219839254LMFAO
is there a way to filter that zoom zoom >>219839329based
>>219838749Your high school nickname was cocksucker
>>219839358Come on that was weak, even for Fat Dumbass
>>219839252Hypothetically speaking the payload of a Shahid drone is 110 lbs with a cost of $20,000, an anvil that is the same in weight in troy silver would be worth about this much
>>219839401Your dad is a gay whore
why do shitlibs say that mental health needs to be 'de stigmatized' but how come they dont say same thing about porn
>>219839414These would be lead anvils
>>219839424Yeah, see I cant intellectually joust with an unarmed man. I'll talk to ya later, Fat Dumbass
>>219839329Karoline San....
>>2198393404chanX
>>219839511not helpful meatball
>>219839471Ok but what about plastic anvils? Like imagine if you slightly annoyed the enemy with plastic anvils and then you just surprise bombed them when they least expected it
The anvil would be connected by a cable to the drone so it just reels it back up
>>219839477Bitch made
>>219839530Look you retard, download the plugin, then specify his name in the filters. Jeez I bet you don't even have an adblocker installed you luddite
>>219839564I was always of the opinion that the rope should release and also the anvils should have explosives tied to them somehow
My order shipped out Hype!!!
>>219839584
Staying alive can kill you; it's taken years off of my life
>>219839641AHH AHHH AHHH AHH STAYIN ALIVEEEEEEEEE
How about subterranean drills that burrow beneath the enemy and swallow them up Land-submarines
I should give up on all women, I'm such a fool
>>219839689We already have brain melting sonic ordinance
>>219839764Makes perfect sense to hide beneath the ground where soundwaves can't permeate then
>Cnn: how Iran will eclipse America as a superpower by Mamoudi Al-Penisi Gabgoub
How about some sort of directed energy weapon to set fire to Mali so you can buy up their property for cheap afterwards and build condos and shit
>>219839872But then you would have to live in Mali
>the russians were microwaving our diplomats for years>the cia seems to have known about it but covered it up for some reasonY tho
How do you cope with getting mogged
>>219839914Who's talking about Mali? I said Maui, go back and check.
I wish there really were a massive underground cavern parallel world
Seems like Orangeman already declared victory
>>219840044Based retard
When will they learn?
>>219840107
Montreal is a city I regularly visit for fun or when I want to vacation on a budgetToronto is a city I avoid at all costs if possible, I even hate lay overs in yyzQED
Is he right?https://youtube.com/shorts/-WgLuID_5rE
>>219840244Montreal is the best city I have visited and only Boston comes close
>>219840244Montreal is going to be like Toronto in a decade or two, TRQST THE LIBERAL PLQN
Just an FYI, racism is NOT allowed in /cum/.
>>219840244What do you even do in Montreal for fun?
Montreal has a lot of black people and arabs just like Paris
Even the parts of Toronto that aren't overrun seem soullessI'm sure it was a nice place once
>>219840286>Montreal is going to be like Toronto in a decade or twoNah it's going to be like Paris for better or worse>>219840325I just can't comprehend how fragile and pathetic these people are. Is the secret to destroying them to spam WMIF stuff?
>>219840325LOL he reported >>219837282
>>219840325The Jeet is a mod confirmed lmao
>>219837239sex with your boss now , give me her number
>s-shut up timmy! BLACK COCKS AHHHHHH
>>219840084https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-iran-cbs-news-the-war-is-very-complete-strait-hormuz/>The same afternoon the president said the war is "very complete, pretty much," the Department of Defense posted on X, "We have Only Just Begun to Fight" and "no mercy."
>>219837931You should seek sex therapy from a whore
Back from the store. Got some General Pao's Chicken, rice, and a Penafiel.
>Saaaar 4chan is PRO-INDIA space saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Anybody here ever drink a sambuca? They good? I like licorice
>>219840497Interns no power no info, do note I think Iran will not stop on command
>>219840497>the president said the war is "very complete, pretty much" >the Department of Defense posted on X, "We have Only Just Begun to Fight" and "no mercy."WTF is happening, between this and the oil prices swinging insanely over the course of a few hours has me really concerned
We all know this is for Israel.
>>219840523What flavor of penafiel did you get
>>219840575Zoomy baby's first fear mongering Although Pete Hegseth just did a 60 minute interview and he seems like a giddy coked out maniac, I hope trump gets rid of him
>>219840601Pineapple - the best one.
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My name is Marcelo Villalobos Gutierrez
>>219840575Keeping your subjects and the enemy confused and misinformed are good strategiest. Machiavelli, probably
I cannot sleep. Even if physically my eyes are blood red and my entire body is tired my mind is still wired awake Haven't had a real full night of sleep in two nights
>>219840611Isn't the point of being the Secretary of War though that he is supposed to be intimidating?
>>219840686That is unironically Putin's strategy he often misdirects with public communication saying the opposite of what he's actually going to do
>>219840611>first fear mongeringI grew up with ISIS as did the rest of my gen retard, I also have the internet and know that post-9/11 and the Gulf War were very different when it came to both narratives and economic consequences.
>>219840695No, this is real life, every country has a thousand blood thirsty commanders to match him or worse. No grown ass man is gonna be like "whoa their secretary of defense is hardcore, raise the white flags"
>>219840693Gotta face the demons man
>>219840729>every country has a thousand blood thirsty commanders to match him or worse. Yeah and then they become dead by a case of terminal drone strike
Nikka got me fucked up
I played this subbed on the ps1 and it was rather good. I recommend it if you guys haven't played it
>>219840275Go to Quebec City, if you loved Montreal that much Quebec will knock your socks off
My life is just constant pain and suffering all the time non stop forever
>>219840868Ok ok ok but…. What does this have to do with Israel?
>>219841000Surely you're capable of imagining what that would actually be like and realizing that's not quite what your life is
>>219841013Hideo Kojima went to Israel once I think
UGH how do I keep my mom from posting this stuff on social media??
>>219841182
>>219841179I had a fling with an older lady when I was 25. It was fun. She was a good lay and loved the attention
Evens I do it odds I don't
>>219841047you cannot possibly imagine because youre normal
The idea of getting raped gives me agp tbqh, I want to be a cute white girl and just get absolutely fucking brutally raped by a Chad. I want him to leave me barely able to move after he fucks every hole on my bodyI don't have any other troonish fantasies though I am otherwise a normal fag and have slept with women before
>>219841260I don't believe you
>>219841304You were built for prison
studied for an hour award
>>219841317Same, the fact that he used the word fling gave it away
Greasy hair in males is a sign of un-health just as greasy fur is in mammals
>>219841301Well it would be ironic if it turns out Hell is real and your next lifetime is spent thereNo video games, no gooning, just getting raped by demons
>>219841304I want to know what sex feels like for a woman because it will make me able to goon better
>>219841396i full of hatred so i would be promoted to demon
>>219840850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sghbw6V5WTY
>>219840868That's where Meryl from Metal Gear Solid comes from. She was in that game
>>219841357>>219841317What do you call it? We would meet up at the bar occasionally then she would drive me back to her place and we'd fuck
>>219841446Do Slovenian motorcycle cops still look like this?
>>219841464A fantasy
>>219841482Why lie about something like that
Rockers vs Mods
>>219841474No, the postapocalypse has passed, people generally no longer dress like Mad Max. Ever read A Canticle For Leibowitz? It's about the postapocalypse seguing into another great age of the world, only for it to degenerate into yet another postapocalypse!
I CANT STOP THIS FEEEEELINDEEP INSIIIIIIIIIDE OF MEEGIRL YOU JUST DONT REALIZEwhat you do to mewhen you hold mein your arms so tight, you let me knowEVERYTHING'S ALRIIIIIIIIGHTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *DUN DUND*I'M HOOKED ON A FEELINGI'M HIGH ON BELIEVINGthat you're in love with MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219841533The Who were both rockers and mods
>>219841521I ignore tards like that
>>219841464I believe you buddy, the swede's got your back
>>219841474I want one of those so I can take my dog for a ride when I want to go some place
>>219841576>>219841578Thanks bros
I'm an Alabama WHAT?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr1bLLvsbh0
Is Marathon any good?
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbBvQByNSex poll. You will never have sex again /ever if you read this and don't respond, this is my curse
>>219841627Why is there no option for being gay AND a woman?
>>219841626Dude, that was in like 1992. I rec Unreal 1, it was the first immersive FPS, months ahead of HL.
>>219841645There is it's 10+
10 + is confirmed fake might as well disregard, 1 is believable but doubtful
all linkin park songs are basically about me
>>219841653>it was the first immersive FPSretard
>>219841623btw, the early Unreal soundtracks slap, esp. Unreal & Tournament, that drum n' bass with medieval elements vibe is almost as great as the Spanish/British folk fusion with dub accents of the first two Diablo titles
Stop voting 10+ its not funny and you are coping
>>219841627Weird range you picked but ok. Are we talking at all or number of partners
>>219841740that's debatable cause sprites kinda throw you off more than any early 3D model
>>219841775Be real, it's not that weird
Elden Ring didn't feel like a world anyone actually lived in. Though, I think that's just a flaw of open world design in general.
youre a stupid retard if you expected people to answer truthfully, this thread is full of stupid retards
>>219841831I sure didn't live in it for longer than 40 minutes before I uninstalled that pile of shite
>>219841784What does the poll say? Does it say how many people have you had sex with or how many times have you had sex
>>219841848And you're the dumbest of us all.
>>219841831The Lands Between had been decimated by the Shattering. Nobody ever died and nobody was ever born. That's why you had all those dead looking people walking around
>>219841861It is explicit I agree, but the range seems bizarre so I felt the need to clarify
>>219841831I soyjack'd at Bloodborne's lore despite never having owned a console, but Elden Ring seemed shallow in comparison. Dark Souls 3 was great for lore though, people underrate it a lot more than DS2 which youtube essayist have brought to some sort of respectable status (which it should not have, vibe-wise)
>>219841845
Just pissed myself a little bit was walking and the piss just suddenly came out and dribbled down my leg
>>219841913ewww
>>219841913Hot
i would love to do roids but i dont think its worth it
>>219841871>Mfw I shatter The Lands Between
>>219841848What are the results? Is it still just the 5 votes?
>>219841896>Elden Ring seemed shallow in comparisonYah, that's a good way to put it. The gameplay was fun, but the story and world are far too boring. I'd like to see Fromsoft go back to a condensed game like the dark souls trilogy.
going to watch animu
>>219841978It's a vagina joke
>>219842038What show
>>219842125ram ranch
>>219842125Fartnigga goes to Jail: Part 69
Speaking of nigga, The Shape Store is the first piece of black media I have enjoyed in years and it singlehandedly made me empathetic towards them for probably the next week or so
>>219842222Lol. Japs are cucks, though
Imagine your girlfriend has already had sex, the most intimate act between two people possible, with someone else. And she's just comparing you to the penis that was in her before
>>219842281yeah but im 8.5" so
>>219842313I'm 8.6"
>>219842281my what?
>>219842337yeah i lied im actually 8.7" so youre basically a fucking idiot
>>219842358I... Have no defense
>>219842281Why would I imagine that
neet rights are human rights
>>219841304>>219841401Pegging solves this conundrum without the rape and gayness
>>2198423588.7cm... I'm sorry swede bro...
remember when i was farting a lot, yea now a poo is at the gates
>>219842463Finally a redditjeet post I can get behind
>>219842466I don't think anal feels the same as vaginal sex though. But you can know what anal sex feels like for a woman I guess
>>219842463you have a right to be my wife
>>219842499It doesn't. Not a fan, personally
>>219842499>I don't think anal feels the same as vaginal sex thoughThat's the thing, even the most functional trannies will never know what vaginal sex feels like because it is simply forbidden knowledge to men just like women wondering what it's like to truly have a penis and cum 1:1. They can get a simulation at best with a strap but it's nothing like the real thing.
>>219842552Maybe rubbing their clit feels like jerking off a micropenis. Technically that's what a clitoris is, an undeveloped micropenis. Thats why women are such sissified beta cucks
a lot of gorillaz songs get ruined by the rapping nigga
Apparently we just kidnapped the new Ayatollah
>>219842618No we didn't.
>>219842591>Maybe rubbing their clit feels like jerking off a micropenisIt's not the same though because a clit can't ejaculate nor does it serve much of a reproductive purpose. That's like saying a prostate and a g-spot are biologically 1:1 when they most definitely aren't.>>219842598The best Gorillaz hip-hop songs are the ones that have features on them be it De La Soul or Vince Staples.
>>219842598True. Especially that one where the kids are singing all we do is dance o algo
>>219842618Powerful if true
>>219842618Nah man please say sike
>>219842657Obviously its not exactly the same but it is a underdeveloped penis anon. What, you didnt suck a clitoris did you?
Thought my shit got shipped out but they just made the shipping label
>>219842598Kavinaky has a song featuring a rappist but it's actually pretty good despite that being not at all his genre
>>219842618you guys gotta stop doing that
>>219842125not gonna say because someone is gonna spoil it
>>219842679>Obviously its not exactly the same but it is a underdeveloped penis anonTechnically speaking I guess but going by that logic the prostate is an underdeveloped uterus. You can't really penetrate with a clitoris unless you have a giant roided one and even then it's not really like a penis because again it can't impregnate anything. Just like you can't impregnate a prostate.>you didnt suck a clitoris did youI've never had sex at all, I've simply researched the topic of having sex extensively in preparation for whenever it actually happens.
i am both dumber and smarter than you thinkdo NOT estimate me
Rapeeee meeeeeee!
>>219842721If you get the chance you should watch Ergo Proxy
ching chong
Heh, supposed to have made my bed but I haven't, mom's gonna freak
Ghost is my favorite /cum/ namefag and luka is my least favorite one. Zoom is okay
>>219842825Hello wife
>>219842679>>219842756You absolutely should suck on the clitoris. They go bonkers for it
>>219842825hoooh...hmmmm....HAAAH!
/cum/ is a sayaka general
>>219842838Are you the /cum/ historian? Who are the currently active /cum/ personalities
>And why are you hitler?
Remember when mao offered to send us millions of Chinese women?
>>219842894Where's her maid outfit? How will I know that she's supposed to be cute if she doesn't have a maid outfit
NEU!!!>>219842918>>219842918>>219842918
>>219842922because she's already cute without one
>>219842900Not them
crazy that I still vividly remember 2020 despite it being 6 years ago
