Jfk edition
>>219841918the curse is realhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_curse
Get in /eire/
>>219841927most intelligent atheist
>feeling good about myself>have to record a video of myself for project at toil>realise I have the gayest, most nasally voice I've ever heard in my life and have extremely autistic mannerisms >self-confidence for the day, week, perhaps even month ruinedwish I were attractive so fucking badly lads
>Wrong bloke might be going to prison? Eh, I'll keep quiet about itWomen try to take responsibility for their mistakes challenge
Lord Gay Porn
are wammin ok
>>219841956What’s worse is when you try to overcompensate for itScared a bird off i did
>>219841956It is actually weird the stuff you notice if you watch or hear yourself in the 3rd person
>>219841956Once heard a recording of myself and I sounded nerdy as fuck, shameful desu, hope it was just the recording playing tricks because it really was the stereotypical nerd voice
>>219841927Shame I thought you actually wanted to debate
woman at toil compared me to david mitchellfucks sake
True feudalism has never been triedA hierarchal system of fealty on the basis of loyal service and genuine stewardship never had the chance to fully develop amidst the ravages of war and plague in medieval Europe
>>219841964ah it's not too bad is it. he only spent 17 years in jail before those bungling cops realised their mistake
>>219841964women have no empathy
>>219842021used to get sheldon cooper (looks and personality)almost suicided many times
>>219842044kek incel
go on then, one last voddy, why notwhy shouldn't i get sauced on a monday
just saw this in waterstones lads
>>219842021thats you done
>>219842076probably reading about black men in the american history section
>But if deployed, the aircraft carrier could require a French escort due to a lack of ships available from the Royal Navy
>>219842116Britannia Rules the Waves!
Need Emma Watson to play around with my twig and berries.
really enjoy this elephant image to be honest
>>219842046well i'm actually writing glsl shader code (while fairly drunk), while watching x-files, and arguing about frasier on britthat's what i do with a 125 iqNOW FUCK OFFIM WATCHING X-FILES
We could all use a French escort eh lads WAAHEY
>>219841956ktimI have such a pathetic voice
new contrapoints out
>>219842104
China collapse when?
>love short women>dont want my male children to be shortffs
Stop taking the Michael out of Mousey
what's better: fraiser or seinfeld?are they the two best american sitcoms?the two best sitcoms?
>/brit/+/eire/ Eire has been absorbed into /brit/ huh
oooh shit lads I snuck a little compliment in while talking to the toilfu and she picked up on it immediately, we are heading straight to DEFCON 1
>>219842215frasier is boring, Seinfeld is overratedno
>>219842183>love short womenalmost as bad as yellowfever this ladgrim af
>>219842220/eire/ has always been rightful /brit/ clay
what the fuck do you even do with a navy these days anyway other than move more useful parts of the militay around feels like the least relevant branch in contemporary warfare
>>219841956my voice is just about the only thing about myself that i'm not insecure about, but hearing yourself recorded is always really uncomfortable anyway especially if you're not used to it
>>219842172trannies are such terrifying creatures, imagine coming across that gangly beast in the night
Eating my dominos now
rotten cotton's dead lads
>>219842076that's manchester deansgate one i think
>>219842257wouldn't mind a dominoswhat pizza did you get the indians to make you?
>>219842229you love to see it
>>219842238huh, why?
>>219842229ummy
>>219842241/eire/ bros and (legal) sympathizers it's over
>>219842265
Feels based absorbing satellite shitters into /brit//brit/ is /evropa/ nobody speaks German
>>219842248scared of speaking into thismight track me
>>219842270pepperoni passiondunno what it is but their pepperoni is great
>>219842285post picslet's rate heryou can blur the face if you want
>>219842252don't really understand the obsession of straights with trannies, some hons are disgusting yes but she easily passes as a pretty mid looking female. It's like trannies have to be 10/10 to 'pass'
>>219842310why are you replying to me
>>219842307not a meateor?damn son, where'd you find this
this scene was what they call "kino"
>>219842316get to specsavers lad its clear that that is a male
>>219842229wtfshe actualyl fancies you abck??what us ay
>>219842316he still won't fuck you, bro
>>219842248doesn't seem very accurate
>girl at toil mentioned that her bf plays hearts of iron and war thunder>laugh out loud and say "he's on of those guys is he", not elaborating but clearly mocking him>i have over 1000 hours in both gamesnot sure why i'm like this
>>219842340>>219842357pic related is a biological female btw
>>219842320so you can pass the message on for me
>>219842316Looks like a bloke, and that's with surgery, hormones, copious amounts of makeup and making sure every single photo of them that exists is plastered in special lighting or filters
>>219842361it's over
>>219842229font
>>219842363you're trying to get some pussyno shame in itwe'd sell our /brit/ pals out for a sniff
>>219842366what the fuck do you think i am a ww1 carrier pigeon
cortisoljester
>>219842377those are both my scores
eaten so many sweetsmight be sickthink I've had almost 300 grammesfeel horrible but also want to keep eating
>>219842399yeahi do
>>219842364yes and despite being ugly you can immediately tell that she's a womandon't know why trannards try to argue against this when it's so obvious
>>219842310not happening, just on the 0.001% chance someone who knows her posts here how would you rate a blurred face anyway
>>219842412why im not a pidge
>And the only is a grunt
>>219842406its ok but eat less ok i eat to much sometimes to>>219842412>>219842416>>219842424>>219842430he ate to much
>>219842363imagining a /brit/ poster saying that and cringing my nut off
>>219842364trans thibaut courtois
>>219842442odd
>>219842444says a lot about how you perceive yourself lad, very sad
>>219842396Speak for yourself
sex sex SEX
remember Juliano Belletti
sometimes struggle with the captcha and then worry i might be ai
today i was in the shopping mall drinking a coffee when i saw four teenagers: three boys and one girl. they must have been around 15 or 16. two white guys, a black guy with headphones and a white girl. they were sort of standing in a circle and i could tell they were about to part ways. i thought, "i bet the two white lads go one way and the black guy and white girl go the other way".sure enough, that's what happened. the white guys walked past where i was sitting; they looked clueless, just sort of smiling dorkily. the black guy wearing headphones walked off with the white girl in the other direction.
incoherent thread
>>219842356she left the job a couple months ago and I said I'll miss working with her because none of the new staff were cute girls that laughed at my jokesI thought it was sly enough to not be seen as a direct attempt at flirting
Your all cracking me up today!!
>>219842363based poonhound trickster
>>219842470bizarre post unless you believe /brit/ is a group of normal looking and normal acting people
>>219842477Average
>>219842477Fake boobs
>>219842475i'm trying to get some pussyno shame in iti'd sell my /brit/ pals out for a sniff
>>219842479chelsea legend
>>219842496what coffee was you drinking in the shopping mall
>>219842520We are not your mates
Everyone can go to bed now. To be refreshed for Cheltenham .
>>219842479je deteste l'Arsenal but they were robbed in that final tbqh.
>>219842442thx lad
this is quite strong
>>219842531you are my matesi'll never be alone again, come on
anyone who says mate or lad or pal on 4chan should be tortured to death
>>219842515if average wasn't good enough for most people, it wouldn't be the average
remember when he was crying because people remember his old posts lol
>>219842523starbucks
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business>My circumcised foreskin is being used for your cosmetic products.
>>219842541>>219842560weird timing between these posts
>>219842550boring cunt
>>219842565another fascinating post by the raped
your laddingtonsyour mateoidsyour peng-palsall tortured to death innit
>>219842541he was really worked up on 22 december 2024
>>219842513bizarre post unless you assume brit must be made up of homogeneous personalitiesgenuine question, have you ever taken an iq test?
>>219842565t.r
>your foster brothers dick is being used to give midwits lasting trauma
Somethin' inside so strong.
You guys probably hate me and wish I was dead probably
>>219842567not waiting around
frasiermong got me starting at the start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfLGpO8W4ks
wish I had a toilfu to fall in love with
>>219842583yeah i've got an iq in the 120s according to every online meme test i've ever done but i don't put any stock in them because iq is a meme
Where are you taking me? What are you going to do to me?
>>219842573>>219842584>>219842586
>>219842600in a hurry tonight? you pon nite shyft?
>>219842592sup yodie
here comes the webm folderwhich will he post next, the jester, the puppet or louis?
sir ginger paedo
>>219842631LOLsup crodie xsir rosenior and bellingham rubbing cream on their batons in the showersziedy and friends cleaning them up mhmmmm
Imagine being in a small, enclosed space with Emma Watson and she’s doing really awful farts. Does sniffing a pretty girl’s farts count as sex?
Cheltenham to Mousey must be like watching hardcore pornography
>>219842649
>>219842670sc
>>219842610could never find a decent rip online, they all looked murkygot the boxset so i'm not bothered now
betfreds taking 8:3 odds on gettyimages stock footage
>my honest reaction
/brit/ reaches a certain threshold of derangement as the evening goes onyou can actually use it to reliably go to bed at about 10:30pm
>>219841964>Wrong bloke might be going to prison? Eh, I'll keep quiet about itThat's literally the exact opposite of what the article says though? She doesn't keep quiet about it, it's the police that tell her to.
trannies are so arrogant
>>219842610i made frasier scripts on chatgpt a few months ago, i deleted them now but they were fantasticasked to make it like the show, focused on my favourite characters (frasier and niles) dialoguing. told it to maximise the high-browed-ness. it was really fun
bit of music listening, monkey dust and then bed
I can hear the pigeons singingbabyI knowbaby I can hear thembaby walking on all foursyeah walk on all foursyeah get down for me babyon your hands and kneescrawl around like a little dogyeah crawl around for me'cause you look just like a puppybut you're just a little whoreyeah you're my baby girland I'll love you forevermore
>>219842677might have to get another ripvery blurry this first episode
what's a good song to listen to while ironing
porning a gay poo scream bradley walsh
>>219842649bro u kno dats a weird flex
>>219842720
poo screamibng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Oej0MMFdFI
bellingham bashbang bangbig bashbig banghe a bad boymake you sad boyfuck your dad boymake you mad boy
>The hairstyle is achieved with a short-cropped haircut on top and frequent brushing and/or combing of the curls (which trains the curls to flatten out), as well as wearing a silky durag or a wave cap to add extra strength.>Men produce waves by washing and brushing their hair then putting on their durags right after putting on their choice of moisturizer.
nighttime vibeshttps://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y
bellingham is not gaywhat can I sayhe just likes to playplay with balls
why is ziedy on a british vpn now
>>219842809we need to bomb the european union
poo mewinhjelqing a poo
ive gone 80% in on bitcoin and 20% in global neutral commoditieslets fucking go boys
>>219842809dont like this map
>>219842803ummy
you carnt post that
fuck FUCK this is actually happening lads, you're watching me lose my V card in real time
>>219842746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBsIHIIdQFA&list=RDEBsIHIIdQFA&start_radio=1
>>219842791banger
>>219842847How droll, reminds one of Maruja Mallo, in a modernist attempt at satirical malaise
>>219842854once againfont
the cronem are activating (one)the cronem are activating (two)the cronem are activating (three)the cronem are activating (four)the cronem are activating (five)the cronem are activating (six)the cronem are activating (seven)the cronem are activating (eight)the cronem are activating (nine)the cronem are activating (ten)the cronem are activating (eleven)the cronem are activating (twelve)the cronem are activating (thirteen)
>>219842854get in
toilfu wanker pissing me off a bit nowgetting spaino vibes from him
>>219842854well in ladhow old are you?there's a hope for all of us yet (no offense lad)
>>219842882activating in our holes xbig bashing for zesty mandem
>>219842847poo roar
b'wana he no home
>>219842854.. the rorkedem activate ..
>i made frasier scripts on chatgpt a few months ago, i deleted them now but they were fantasticDeary me the state of this fucking general
>>219842939sc
>>219842939a state of surprise, reminds me of rachmanichov arranging his second symphony
>>219842905I'm 36. Never even been on a date before. I'm planning to be completely up front about this by the way
>>219842952vocaroo this for us lad
>>219842952transcript from ziedy's bedroomcronem having their way with him
>>219842974>I'm planning to be completely up front about this by the wayoh no
Spaino Pearce
>>219842974>I'm planning to be completely up front about this by the waybad planabort abort abort
>>219842974good stuff mate whatever works for youhow old (or young!) is the lucky lady?hopefully she's got enough eggs left to avoid ivf
>>219842969>rachmanichov arranging his second symphonywhat's the story here
>hopefully she's got enough eggs left to avoid ivf
>>219842776mmhmm confirm as correct information
YouTube days are overYouTube’s been cancelled
I find that Americans of English diaspora (W.A.S.P.s) tend to look like the British upper class. You don’t really see any Americans that resemble the genetic mutants that make up the British lower classes.
>>219843067cuteee
>>219842541kek
toilfu is a lesbian
found this little fella raging about jews under the floorboards
>>219843086um x
>>219843058ok how u know?
nth for the baddiedem
brushing my teethwhat do you think of that?
what are you lot banging on about now
>>219843166tooth brushing
>>219842991>>219843002I think it would be painfully obvious to her I'm not experienced, so I figure it's better to confess it than try and deceive her. Believe me lads I strongly believe she'll be kind about it, only reason I've had the confidence to do this>>219843022shes 27. She doesn't want kids and neither do I
joe biden sure one honky ahh crackasee him in the white house layin' pipe?yh. he still go it.
brushing my tooth
>>219843085Even our rednecks, toothless methheads with a third grade education look different from the pill snorting miscreants that spend their bennies at Ladbrokes. Granted, American rednecks tend to be of Scottish or Ulster lineage.
brushed my teethtwo minutes on the leccy toob-got it on charge now, haven't i
Need the gf to come over tomorrow night so I can pump my vile filth directly into her fannard. I even do it when there seems to be someone murdered up her cunt, don't care, need relief, ignore the smell
leftypol the chubby bearrorke the power bottom
>>219842854good luck lad, report back x
joe biden passin' 'round a yung ting in the white househe don't need no island
>>219843257there you areparasite
how do I skip straight to the marriage part. Don’t want to do all the dating stuff
I'm 30 and I have no social or romantic life. My parents have stopped asking me about whether I have a gf or not
>>21984326267 year old with a 6-7 year old
>>219843270KTIM
least violent south american football matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9d5j7DG_K4
>>219843283
>>219843269>>219843270wow
>>219843155love nipple tapethink it's because i saw a video review for gta 4 as a kid which showed the strippers in that game with nipple tape
>>219843270haha mumberg said "so you're not dating anyone...?" and i went on about "you ever met anyone like me?" and she was like yeah there's loads of autistic womenfinal analysis: so fucking over, mate, so... so... fucking over
>>219843203I guess the vast majority of early settlers needed a decent amount of cash and also knowledge to be able to move to a completely new land and set up a new life there, not exactly something some smelly miscreant from Birmingham can manage
>>219843287>hulk smash the back of his headoofalso keeper is fucked, pepe tier banning incoming
>>219843333
>>219843370
>>219843287no better than nigs
my favourite kind of sex is incidental sex. love when the gf and i are laying on the sofa and i pull down her knickers and stick it in. i also love spoon sex for this reason. it all feels so natural and cheeky, not "let's go to the bedroom to have sex". my next goal is to do it in the kitchen while she's making something.
and it's gayyyyyyy porngayyyy porn fcwe're by far the gayest pornthe web has ever seen
>>219843335roar
>>219843321kteeeem
>>219843400alri lad?
Bit sad none of these girlfriends are turning into wives.
Hundred Years War (Colourised)
got the map men on
>>219843270I was exactly the same lad. Got a job that forced me into daily social interaction with women my age or younger, and not even two years later I'm basically a chad compared to how I used to bethat's all it took lad, social experience and daily showering
I hit 5.5k subs on youtube lads.And on that milestone, I retire. It took me 166 fucking shorts to get to 5.5k subs.I bid the internet adieu.
>>219843365I take it you don't try to make her cum every time, just aim to fuck her and sapff each time yeah? Asking for a friend
>>219843392are they all ai slop
>>219843365funny how i've never had sex and i'm going to kill myself because i'm unloved
make up is a lie
ok grok search for all youtube channels with exactly 5.5k subscribers and find the most incellish one
>>219843406thats not true lad i love you
>>219843403nobut towards the tail end (the final 10 or so) the voiceover is elevenlabs was doing a deal and my voiceover guy was getting uppity
>>219843389is that right ladladladladladlad
Emma Watson poop sex
>>219843406direct your anger outwards lad
I'll have sexthat much is certainit's just a question of timemight go to africaI speak french so there's plenty of optionsmight work in oil down there
>>219843430no thanks i think i'll just hang myself x
>>219843387
>>219843424yeahonly reason I go on about it is because I want to help other people like me realise they can unfuck themselves
genocide and mass famine
>>219843389bollocksI have six months of this and they all ghost me because I'm a freakfont
>>219843396in these situations im not finishing. im not spunking while on the sofa, ew. it's just the start of proceeding - ill carry her to the bedroom for the full act.
>>219843389>that's all it took lad, social experience and daily showeringscream this is genuinely what normalfags think
migration
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how mad it is that we literally have a yank pope though
>>219843493>wesorry?
>>219843468
>>219843365the only gf i've ever had was mad about impromptu quickies, outside and stuff like that or when we just woke up and were still half asleep (which was my favourite) and it has permanently affected the things i want from my sex lifedon't see the appeal of being a tantric freak shagbot with no feeling in his penis
Y’all ever try one of those sprite cranberries?
rorke generating ai tavern song parodies of keir starmerleftypol scoring transbian gash left and right at the club
I’m just not cut out for the process of courting women. Why the fuck does it need to be a multi year process which can end up with her leaving you because you’re not ‘compatible’
>>219843479HuhI like the idea of fucking in the kitchen, living room etc but for me to get her done I need to finger her which limits my options. Don't think she can cum unless she is on her back or in certain circumstances that she is comfortable with :(
>>219843509
can you stop talking about sex it really makes me want to kill myself
wouldn't be able to have a gfI can only image that I'd be able to have sex twice a weekany more than that and I'd start to feel off
>>219843577KEK THIS IS ME NIGGA
and as mentioned, both my parents reckon me autistic so that's me relegated to that mong dating show
turns out they were all f*cking each other
I'm autistic but I have a lot of sex
>>219843544you can rub her clit in many positionscowgirlprone bone (my fav, just lock her down and wrap your arm around her)i dont know a name for it, but she lies on top of me on her back and you can easily reach aroundi find missionary the most awkward
>>219843620rp
>>219843620The summary of Stephen King's It
>>219843544neuken in der keuken
Leftypol and his girlfriend
>>219843470>>219843484you need to start talking to people, step out of the comfort zone. If all you can manage is mumbling awkward small-talk while waiting for the kettle to boil you will never make it. You need to be asking them questions about themselves, making jokes, sharing things about yourself. Try doing at least one of those things every day until you get better at it
pang pang gang bang
>>219843660yeah nigga you have no idea who you're talking toreddit ass advice
>>219843509Vile Anglican toad
>>219843512yeah that "free use" style sex is the best, knowing you can just have a go at it at will
aff tae bed to shag my anime pillow
small waist, big hipstight bum, nice nips
>>219843658nigga a giraffe
>>219843694literally thinking about buying a new one
>>219843674you carry on with your crab in a bucket mentality then lad, I'm sure it will get you far
>>219843681mad how i'll never have this and will die alone in my bedroom
>>219843658black pussy CHANGED leftpol
>>219843660did chatgpt give you this advice gay boy?
>>219843713fucking retardyou know nothing about me
>>219843740>>219843730>>219843674extremely cross and upset !!
sybau reddit ass niqqa
>>219843767tr
POOOOOOOOOOO
>>219843809>>219843809
screaming and waking in the kitchen
>>219843730I'm speaking from experiencethis all happened in the last two years, slowly at first but rapidly accelerating because the better I got at chatting the more I did itIn my previous job I was deeply unpopular and mostly just worked alone and it's because I barely talked to anyone
