Sir Smart Schooboy9!

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>>219843809

>>219843825
did he really get knighted?

>>219843878
yeah

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Love the thought of Emma Watson sitting on my face, the ever present threat of a fart looming near.

>>219843809
the other charli is hotter

>>219843889
You are profoundly mentally ill

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>>219843889

just climbed into my smelly bed

>>219843809
Odd image

favourite sex positions?
sex positions you'd like to try?
need inspiration

imagine backdooring in aram

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ziedbelg's boss is dead

done it a few times when they enemy keeps trying to end

>>219843889
I am too brown to understand that fetish

>>219843956
simply nothing better than prone or doggy in my (limited) experience
i never want to do anything else

dogs like to kill babies because they're jealous the baby gets more attention. dogs are truly pathetic, cowardly, manipulative, selfish, vile mutants.

>Between 75% and 91% of dog bites to children are inflicted by a dog known to them, such as a family pet or the dog of a friend/neighbor.

>Newborns are at the highest risk for fatal attacks. Infants under one year old account for 19% of all dog attack deaths, with 72% of those victims being less than 90 days old.

>Due to their height, children are disproportionately bitten in the head, face, or neck. Studies show that 61.7% to 80% of pediatric dog bites target these critical areas

lost a war that you were the only one fighting in 3 days award goes to... AMERICA!

>>219843956
Stop this line of questioning
Many of us are incels which may lead us to acts of terror
Please consider the sexless incel

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>>219844060
>rorke, entirely unprompted

>>219844092
you could still answer the second question

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I gave Chain Chomp 15 chain balls LOL

just finished a two and a half hour long gooning session

I’m going to be honest but Emma Watson is mid af

>>219844124
The only people still obsessed with her after all these years are paedophiles

>>219844106
to what

>>219844148
The Bird

I’m tired of this shit

>>219844159
ktim

cuties

Tomorrow I will bet on the horses with the loveliest name

>>219844106
How to get erectile dysfunction 101

>>219844250
imagine there was a horse called Mousenonce
would you bet on it

>>219844146
Emmayank is actually a nonce so this is right.

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>>219844060

Foreigners get to know about Genesis and Yes but not Van der Graaf Generator or Gentle Giant.

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salad for din dins

>>219844282
it's the same as people who are still obsessed with chloe grace moretz even though she's faded into obscurity and looks like shit
they're not thinking about how she looks as an adult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8JCPAa2H5E&t=272s
One of Britain's greatest unsung bands at their absolute peak

>>219844303
All that shit sucks. Listen to Sabbath, Status Quo, Motörhead, Budgie, and Rainbow instead.

i'm going to touch my penis !!

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>>219844400
>>219844444

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Legit boss ass nigga

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>>219844444
.

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real nigga the man

it's tuesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSQPYyzmRA
John Peel would call this an amusing caprice

Fuck I left the tab open from two hours ago, returned now and I've been posting replies in the /brit/ that was active three or four threads ago like a mong

>>219844468
Innit

>>219844478
do this quite often myself and hope no one ever notices

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>>219844478
mate...

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>>219844495
i notice i just dont say anything

poison dart frogs are one of those things that you hear a lot about as a kid but don't creally pop up again
like quicksand

>>219844495
Thanks for being supportive laddie.

I ventured by myself to the Occupieds in the weekend. The signs being in miles, the mcdonalds, the houses....grimly beautiful.

Just had some jam

>>219844511
>*record scratch*
>*screencap*
>Yup...that's me...

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>>219844531
mental, that

>>219844545
good post

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Frasier:
Tintin, your exploits have always fascinated me. The modern world has largely abandoned the archetype of the gentleman-adventurer. Yet you persist—almost like a latter-day Herodotus, cataloguing the peculiarities of civilization through travel.
Tintin:
I never thought of it that way. I usually just think of myself as following a lead.
Niles:
How charmingly empirical. Frasier tends to approach the world through theory first, reality second.
Frasier:
Niles, theory is merely reality refined through contemplation.
Tintin:
In my work, contemplation usually happens while someone is chasing me.
Niles:
Fascinating. A kind of kinetic epistemology.
Frasier:
Yes! Knowledge obtained not through dialectic but through lived confrontation with the unknown. One might say you are practicing a form of pragmatic existentialism.
Tintin:
I'm not sure I'd call it that. I mostly try to help people and expose the truth.
Niles:
Ah—truth. A concept philosophers have spent millennia elegantly avoiding.
Frasier:
Quite right. In fact, the post-modernists would argue that truth is merely a narrative construct shaped by power.
Tintin:
That sounds like something the villains in my stories would say when they get caught.
Niles (smiling):
Frasier, I believe our young friend has inadvertently dismantled several decades of French philosophy.
Frasier:
Yes… rather efficiently, too.
Tintin:
In the end, things usually come down to simple choices—whether people are willing to do the right thing.
Niles:
How unsettlingly Socratic.
Frasier:
Indeed. Niles, we may have spent our lives reading about virtue when we could have been… practicing it.
Niles:
Good heavens, Frasier. Let's not do anything rash.

might just do something

well you know if I had an ultralight armalite then you bloody well know what I'd do because if you wouldn't do the same then you bloody well wear an undercut

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>homer bimpson

>>219844585
idgi

grokwank incoming

>>219844578
Fuck you're talking about? You had 10 days with tanks across the border and that was it, no shots fired. You are Slovenia, right?

wanking into my fridge

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>>219844603
https://digen.ai/en/explore

>>219844585
SCREAM

got league on

any british roses in?

>>219844604
some might say that the agreement was not upheld
the agreement being no more balkanoids
and just look at us now
this now is a sorry state of affairs

>>219844636
what is british rose?

>>219844636
british thorn me

>>219844635
screamingtim

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manual driving test tomorrow lads, absolutely dreading it

>>219844677
grim, have you been practicing?

right well that's gingerpaedo posting an actual baby in response to being asked what a british rose is

>>219844694
yeah had 45 hours of lessons

>>219844677
u can do it
i believe in u

>>219844697
32 y/o btw

>>219844654
a beautiful british woman

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>>219844645
It is, it is...the west marched over us, but now they are smelling the coffee.

might develop my own language

>>219844677
Hey.
Read the book, ace the guy's test, but don't believe everythung he says.

>>219844756
uj?

Spaffing my spunk from my johnson on her jubblies tonight corr phwoar

>>219844677
I wish I had your problems.
>>219844711
Here? Hahaha. Though who knows? Life is very strange thing.

>>219844762
...ju

is incest between adults bad ?
what if you dont have babies?
asking for a friend

John Stapleton commemorative sex arse

>>219844796
don't think so personally unless one of them is being taken advantage of i.e. chrischan

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Frasier:
You see, Tintin, what fascinates me is the moral clarity of your adventures. The villains are unmistakably villainous, the truth emerges, justice prevails. In the modern psyche we often find morality… rather less obliging.
Tintin:
I suppose I’ve just always believed the truth eventually comes out if you keep looking.
Niles:
How quaintly optimistic. Frasier once spent six months searching for the truth about who finished his Château Cheval Blanc.
Frasier:
And I maintain the evidence still points to Roz.
Tintin:
In my experience, clues usually appear where people least expect them.
Niles:
That reminds me of a rather dreadful charity auction where Frasier accidentally bid twenty thousand dollars on a yak saddle.
Frasier:
It was misrepresented as Tibetan ceremonial art!
Tintin:
Did you keep it?
Frasier:
Of course not. I donated it to a museum.
Niles:
The Natural History Museum labeled it “Agricultural Equipment.”
Tintin:
You know, Professor Calculus once bought something similar believing it was an experimental acoustic device.
Frasier:
Professor Calculus?
Niles:
Yes, Frasier, Tintin travels with a scientist, a sea captain, and occasionally international police. Compared to that, our social circle looks rather underwhelming.
Frasier:
Speak for yourself. Last week I dined with the conductor of the Seattle Philharmonic.
Tintin:
Was it dangerous?
Frasier:
Only when he began discussing Mahler.
Niles:
Frasier believes Mahler is best appreciated in movements lasting longer than most people’s marriages.

um

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>here's that 16 yr old Mongolian kid l told you about

charlie kirk sex neck

The anti-British sentiment that is a constant on the internet now coincided, obviously, with the influx of 3rd worlders getting wi-fi and it is genuinely hilarious that there are nations I've never even really thought of who get a steady supply of cortisol just because we exist.
Amazing.

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Don't want to hear another word about "rape gangs" from you Rorke, they've bloody well earnt it.

house redoran, me

>>219844956
That post is what we call a non-sequitur and it is all that the pro-migrant crowd has.

>>219844743
>the west marched over us, but now they are smelling the coffee.
it's actually about ppl who act like Muslims moving here and being rude

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Adam Lanza’s Diet Before his Death:

Edamame (lots of it!)
Green Beans
Lima Beans
Tomatoes
Cherry Tomatoes
Silk brand Soy Milk
Flax Seed
Purified Water (with a small amount of salt mixed in)
Celery
Organic Pasture Butter
Organic Cranberry-Pomegranate Juice

absolute state of this niggas diet

sir kier of house starmer, first of his name

have somehow entered a stage in life where i'm more confident sober than drunk

sick of daylight savings time already
take me back

vantablack cronem nursing young katy
"There, there. It's only natural. It's called your hymen. It snaps for every girl."
Gherkin.

If there were no animal meat then GRAARGH! BLAAARGH!

>>219845005
>who act like Muslims

Being really clean and keeping to themselves?

>>219845058
creative post even if i don't approve of the underlying message

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>>219844743
>but now they are smelling the coffee.
lol ...sure

>>219845069
the tyranny of cousins, Rajesh

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Frasier:
Professor Calculus, your work in applied physics is remarkable. I must confess, it’s not every evening that my living room hosts a man who has designed lunar rockets.
Professor Calculus:
Eh? Yes, yes, rockets are terribly useful for opening stubborn jam jars.
Niles (quietly to Frasier):
Did he say jam jars?
Frasier:
I believe he did.
Professor Calculus:
Of course, the real challenge is acoustic resonance. One must consider the harmonic vibration of the lid.
Niles:
Frasier, this may be the first time someone has used physics to justify poor pantry management.
Frasier:
Professor, I’m curious—do you consider your work primarily theoretical, or is it driven by experimentation?
Professor Calculus:
Exasperation? Oh yes, quite often. Especially when Captain Haddock attempts to help.
Niles:
No, no—experimentation.
Professor Calculus:
Ah! Yes! One must experiment constantly. Only yesterday I tested a device that renders objects temporarily invisible.
Frasier:
Invisible?
Niles:
Frasier, imagine the implications. One could finally avoid tedious dinner invitations.
Frasier:
Niles, invisibility is not a socially acceptable means of declining a soirée.
Professor Calculus (peering at Frasier’s sherry):
Hmm. Fascinating liquid.
Frasier:
Amontillado.
Professor Calculus:
Ah yes, ammonia! Excellent cleaning solvent.
Niles (whispering):
Frasier, I fear the professor may accidentally invent something catastrophic in your kitchen.
Frasier:
Niles, relax. What’s the worst that could happen?
(A faint mechanical humming noise comes from Calculus’s briefcase.)
Professor Calculus:
Oh dear.
Frasier:
What is that sound?
Professor Calculus:
My experimental anti-gravity oscillator.
Niles:
Frasier.
Frasier:
Yes, Niles?
Niles:
Your sofa is beginning to float.
Professor Calculus:
Splendid! It works!
Frasier:
Good lord.

had this medical screening phone call with a girl who sounded all flustered like she didn't want to tell me what to do, sounded like she was a redhead with a flushed complexion and a dripping fanny pretty much from the point i told her i was 6'2

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>>219845104

currently on smoko so leave me alone won't you

>>219845108
nice. bet her panties were soaking

>>219845085
where will you be when the Disney cartoon with the chorus that says DRUMPF! BLOMPF! GLUMPF! comes out?

>>219845126
>Disney cartoon with the chorus
literally (You) innit

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Watching ‘cebook ‘eels

Nothing benefits a nation more than having a foreign group of people who keep to themselves within its borders

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>>219843809
I don't like JOI because they do that dumb whispy voice, just fucking talk normally you bitch I'm trying to nut over here

>>219845133
I've gotta defer to that, that doesn't belong to Abrahamic religion such as I know it

i'm not paralyzed but i seem to be shocked by poo

>>219845149
try Dirty Demi

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>>219845166
>religion
you on the right

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It's over.

haven’t had much time tae post on /brit/ since starting my new job probably for the best though x
used to spend all day on /brit/ at my first job

>>219845222
she was always overrated anyway

We do beg your pardon but we are in your back garden

i just needs to check inside ya asshole

>>219845222
can't tell if that's margot robbie or emma stone or maya hawke

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How the doctor's receptionist be lookin at you when you arrive on time and tell them you have an appointment, as instructed.

kier starmer rape arse

I'm gonna upload to YT some stories that are like a melange of The Hobbit, The Wind In The Willows, Watership Down and Beatrix Potter, with AI illustrations. I've read The House On Pooh Corner about ten times though but I remember nothing because of the influence of marihuana.

>>219845330
blog on

>>219845330
>with AI illustrations
fuck you, scum

https://youtu.be/iUjge1nsW_c

>>219845341
>On Sir Cat of Meowington, whose own Father was crucified and his private bits grilled by yon King's Merrie Companie Of Fortune named Ye Merry Companions; how Sir Cat of Meowington scaled the earthern ramparts of the robber knight Baldemar du Ferrett and what horrors resulted therein while taking in his employ the admirable talents of Sir Robert de Mole; how it came to be that Sir Cat of Meowington finally came upon his Canossa and resolved to take penance before Master Shrew; how, at length, a Mouseoleum was built in honour of Sir Cat of Meowington and how Squire Fieldmouse laboured for it to be brought unto completion at the cost of his own wellbeing; how rats & mice held receptions around the Mouseoleum of Sir Cat of Meowington The Brave without knowing its true import; how a stone guardian in the likeness of Our Knight burst forth from its tomb in the hour of the rodents' need, as a large raven loomed above them; how in the latter days of the world there was a road to be paved over the tomb of the most hon. Sir Cat of Meowington and how that latter-day fox, Ray Swift, made a brave go of it with a bunch of runaway rabbits on the South Downs.

>The House On Pooh Corner
where's that then, india?

Might kms

>>219845362
Could tell within 3 seconds that this person is a leftist, shall not be watching further.

i'm against beetles

>>219845378
can't laugh at yourself, that's some woke noncense ask me

>>219845367
scrim

>>219845362
>nan on the ground
scr

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Sex with Emma Watson
Flatulent facesitting from Emma Watson

Oh, and the very first chapter that I forgot has the name TAKE UP THY SWORD, SIR CAT! it's gonna be grand!

we don't talk about poo, no

day is never finished, massa got me workin

I don't drink I don't cuss I wanna ride on the front of the bus

last poo I do looked like ground beef on the inside

>>219845289
really fucks me off how they can just fuck you around with your time but if you're 5 minutes late for any reason they get unreasonably angry

>>219845362
nigga think he sans beanstalk

Could go a big mac ngl

was watching the deer hunter (1978) is it weird to think christopher walken was kind of cute and sexy in it? x

penis just shot out some kind of white liquid

Currently watching Roudhouse (1989) on BBC 1. I successfully managed to guess the year 1989 before I looked it up, based only on what the slags were wearing and how they styled their hair.
Anyway why were women so much hotter back then and why wasn't I coming of age in 1989?

>>219845502
>Roudhouse
is that Scots for Roadhouse?

>>219845497
sounds to me like you've come lad!

joining my man stan for another day in our city of dreams!

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imagine the smell

Every woman should be shot and killed

off to the shops where i am sure to spend a large proportion of my dole on the first day of receiving it

played some arams with some transgirls uwu

>>219845515
No its Roadhouse but I've been drinking for a few hours

aff fae a poo innae

>>219845522
maybe
maybe

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I have a hard time believing that pretty girls poo.

heavens i'm rather hung over it would seem

>>219845603
watch the remake
watch the 1989 version of The Woman In Black
don't watch the remake

>>219845602
oh do get a grip

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Went to the loo
Looking for a Jew
Thought I’d take a poo
‘Cause there was nothing else to do but
Bomb Iran
(Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran)
You’ve got me rockin and a rollin
Rockin and a reelin, bomb Iran

a nigga tryna eat like bodegas and delicatessens

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>>219845692
kys

>>219845692
screaming!
>>219845707
pedophile

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>>219845685
rage on
didn't add them though i'm not a normie like you

>>219845480
Almost everyone was some level of attractive when they were young

>>219845728
not me

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>>219845629
There can't be a remake of this film surely not.
Sam Elliott just died.

Killer Adamantoise a few times on Final Fantasy XV using Alterna. It's an instant kill when it hits which takes a few attempts. Now level 59 which is almost 10 levels higher than my target so tomorrow I'll finish the final chapter and move on to something else

Mad how Genghis Khan knowingly raised a son that wasnt his

>>219845727
oh yeah stone cold incel you
could have got yourself a bit of bum x

might get my surname legally changed to "hooker" for a laugh

>>219845760
the god of the holy catholic church says you go on the lake of fire if you get a bit of bum

Might change my name to pooey bum lol

>>219845759
mad learning that genghis khan asian descendants meme is just some haplogroup shit not actually genghis khan hisself

>>219845782
not if you repent and believe in Jesus
You should know this

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just choked on my own saliva

i'm a descendent of charlemagne

being racist against various kinds of races without specifying which so that i cannot be held legally or janitorially liable for racism

>>219845797
the punishment for sodomy is death
as a catholic do you not believe in the old testament?

Me? A great grandson of Mansa Musa but the bastard didn't leave me shit.

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>>219845815
did the minority announce his racist beliefs to his pals on 4channel.org? did he?

hard man

>>219845821
The wages of any sin is death
However, Christ paid the debt in full. All you have to do is repent truly. Basic knowledge

I'm descended from Adam and Eve

>>219845822
dis nigga's 600 years old

>>219845772
Supposedly, the term hooker comes General Joseph Hooker, a Union general during the American Civil War who allegedly patronized saloons and the ladies who lived in them.

Poleaboo updated his blog and literally nobody cares lmao. Fat freak

>>219845871
You girls should learn to get along

>>219845871
thought you two were friends? after all you are both hideous, widely despised trannies

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>vf cant get laid by the opposite sex
>heh, yeah, im bi

>still cant get laid
>teehee im a woman

youve lost your damn mind x

hate how twitter just has millions of actual third worlders on it now
why is a nigga from HONDURAS responding to me fuck off

>>219845880
>>219845888
He's a convicted sex offender and a nonce. I want nothing to do with that freak

>>219845871
ever shagged him up the arse?

>>219845907
pretty sure he wasn't actually convicted which is actually an incredible shame

>>219845907
He's as much of a he as you are

wish nami was real

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what's the explanation here

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ywnbaw you freak of nature kys

I'm turning into mud

>>219845931
Why are whites always the cringe demographic sick of it

>>219845929
would fuck the shit out of that fish

>>219845907
She*

>>219845936
yne raped

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>Britain has won 0 (ZERO) medals as of the conclusion of Day 3 of the Paralympics

I thought we had good disableds

>>219845960
We should have sent tobes he'd win something

>>219845960
there's a joke to be made about ukraine here

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I have literally never found Dakota Johnson attractive desu
I hated Jennifer Lawrence's omg she's so relatable schtick from a decade ago but this gal is the opposite. Just bereft of any personality whatsoever. Seems up her own arse.

THUMBS. DOWN.

>>219845991
homo!

>>219845960
we're simply not as spacky as other countries

Was thinking earlier whilst playing Final Fantasy XV that I actually feel quite happy in life things are going well really

Getting a hair transplant is gay
Just go bald and get on with it

>>219846027
Would you ever consider getting your willy chopped off?

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>>219846027
happy for you. still holding the job down? still saving your money?

>>219845960
you'll do better in the special olympics i'm sure

imagine a really old guy wanking

Have to have surgery soon where I'll be unconscious, anyone else had this? What's it like?

What was I finna post

>>219845991
she doesn't need a personality, she's got connection

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>>219846047
imagine being so simple minded you post shit like this and think youre amusing, giggling to yourself like a little schoolchild. imagine HAH THATS YOU!

ahahaha imagine that!

>>219846027
No one ought to be thinking that whilst playing Final Fantasy XV tbqhwy

mad how when the greeks were inventing philosophy my ancestors were banging rocks together in scotland

Putting a bottle of prime hydration juice up my japseye

>>219846055
like you fall asleep and you wake up a second later, only hours have passed

>>219846073
We surpassed them in everything.

>>219846065
imagine having dead parents and being raped

>>219846083
Just like normal sleep then? That feels good to know.

>>219846055
under general anaesthetic yeah but it was just knee surgery not fucking around with my organs or anything
its great how fast you fall asleep and how daft you are when you wake up, feels nice

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>>219846073
a clue gained

imagine being a raped paedophile yank who thinks he fits in (if you make a post with your mutt dna results or say "I'm more British than you" you lose)

>>219846038
Yes

>>219846041
Work is fine and still saving money

>>219846072
I think it's fun. Story is an absolute mess and the combat is very simple and I hate what they did with magic but I've enjoyed it

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'member this

>>219846115
leftypol still obeying the signs

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>>219846091
>>219846108
>We surpassed them in everything.

>>219846115
It was real. All of it.

runt syndrome

>>219846124
You can't even quote a post correctly.

>>219846146
I think he has mental health problems or some kind of intellectual disability tbf

>>219846146
youve missed the point. you have no class. youre uneducated garbage

>>219846155
GOT EEMMMMMM

>uneducated garbage

arsed it all up

>>219846103
not quite like normal sleep, because you won't have any sense of the time having passed. but it's not scary or super weird or anything. it will be fine

>>219846176
Cheers lad

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>>208452283
>We surpassed them in everything.

That one really triggered him

>>219846201
quite scary vocaroo really
like something you'd hear in a documentary

>>219843809
paki cunt

>>219846233
thats what happens when you dont read books and you start at the tele all day. proceed with caution

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>>219846255
*stare

>>219846251
We at /brit/ would like to advise the janitor that we strongly disavow this statement and firmly stand against racism of all kinds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iYJ9q_vnGk
the Raincoats, ladies and gents
alt girls, you know, how could you resist

>>219846251
rude!

wasn't Iran literally on the precipice of collapse pre-war?
their economy is in the shitter and there are mass protests on a monthly basis
just wait nigga ffs

>>219846309
The protests were armed revolts backed by the CIA

ain't no injun believed in hell, so it weren't no sin to kill 'em

Bit cold tonight team but I'm all snuggled in bed

feeling a little bit tired now team

>>219846370
*smothers you with a pillow*

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Deeply unserious nigga

>>219846388
Knuckle dragging apes voted for him for Le funny xD…
RIP to all the people killed because of him

>>219846417
he was funny in his first term though

Kenny Dalglish was at 1971 Ibrox disaster, the Heysel in 1985 and Hillsborough disasters in 1989.

Very strange if you ask me.

>>219846433
I don’t find any of it funny. I am not easily entertained by billionaires ruining the lives of everyone else

>>219846464
what about when he put a chocolate bar on that minion's head
that was a laugh

>>219846464
fuck off you pussy

>>219846487
Bullied in school weren’t you.

sir meal deal

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>its Trumps fault im a povvo

>>219846500
sc

White ass niggas going hard as fuck

Not drinking water

>>219846551
Toby

bing bong willy bing bong billy wong willy bong

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got the elusin on

>>219846630
don't like her she has a cruel aura

>>219846646
nigga how

>>219846659
just does

Hot Fuzz still holds up, watched it with nanberg yesterday and she loved it (apart from saying it didn't need to be so violent lol).

>>219846672
she's fit and i love cruel and mean women

amy rose sex arse

>>219846688
i like women who are nice :/

>>219846699
gay cunt lmao

>>219846710
:/
why would you want to be with a woman who's mean

All jokes aside it really is sad how much milennials and zoomers can't express normal sexual interest and have to refer to the woman crushing their balls or something. A misandrist education has broken us.

>>219846722
Cause I'm a mean person

>>219846732
yeah you do seem a bit mardy

>>219846740
i'm straight up evil nigga

>>219846732
This is cope, you're self-loathing and have transformed that into a sexual fetish so as not to truly confront it. Men are supposed to like nice kind women and I'm not entertaining this 'lol le gay' thing for a single second. Gain a clue, immediately.

>>219846723
Used to be a bit like that when I was a teenager but I grew out of it

>>219846749
bet you're lovely in person x

>>219846754
I feel literally no sexual arousal from women being mean
I'm not a femdom faggot

yung lean is as far as I can go into any of that floaty space rap stuff
the rest of it just doesn't sound like anything

>>219846801
i like yung lean too :)

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>>219846820
you were not part of this conversation

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Gingerpedo has been having a melty in my brief absence it would seem.

>>219846849
>2026
>Emmaposting
and you were doing so well..

>>219846801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYB5fFCiA4

>>219846861
>>219846861
>>219846861