YUNO EDITION!
>>219846813
>>219846861good 'dish
>>219846861Anime is verboten in /brit/
>>219846892So are yanks now fuck off
>>219846914
>>219846924meltdown incoming?
>>219846932
>>219846934can just say yes next timepost a getty images next please
why does he post the shoebill
>>219846958boredom. taking a break from reading
audiobooks don't count as reading
>>219846966so you post a webm of a shoebill when you get bored of readingdo you know how retarded that makes you sound
>>219846980this is the same bloke who thought it would be logical to post about digging up a corpse of a child to rape it in response to emmayank's posts
You can tell he's a mega autist from that webm alone
wish we could take everyone's brains back to like 2012people are too weird now
https://youtu.be/MD4swyjQgC4
>>219847025stop posting rap you little shit
Need to sniff her gas.
why does he randomly delete his posts lmao
>>219847117why does he obsessively post pictures of dead childrenbecause he's a mentalist
>>219847132he's called them "tulpas" before
>>219847157he's not well
>>219847117you told me not to post it. really its just a way to remind myself not to do it later. i know, seems silly.
>>219847176this is knownhope he gets right with God and realises this isn't what He wants>>219847189Nah that wasn't me
ishowspeed is the princess diana of my generation.
>>219847237truke
>>219847237princess diana never accidentally shown her cock on stream
i don't like people who enjoy video gamesi don't like people who "dance" to ugly repetitive electronic music
i sleep now(ᴗ˳ᴗ)ᶻz𐰁
Just off a long day in the toilmines got my leather heeled boots on
>>219847339hard working man are youbig strong man
Might gay porn take my own life
>>219847288W speed.
How come every source online that’s not some incel forum claims there’s no link between acne and masturbation when there very clearly is?
>>219847474I wank all the time and I never had acne
Right so you’ve got to wonder there is something up with the Jews isn’t there
Workers of the word unite! We have nothing to lose but our chains!
>>219847516Rorke was right all along
BAP just destroy Restore Britain retards lol
Knew that guy was a mongo almost instantly
Having a bit of fun with AI
>Police say robbery was the motive, and that Bell and Priel stole two video games and a cell phone from the Cumberland home.
a lot of people are talking about those brain cells that play doom.I dont understand why its so important? whats the idea? to use the brain of comatose people as computers?
incredibly funny to me how this general devolved into pathetic americunts pretending to be british on vpns.
>>219847682thats funny to you? why?
>>219847682glad i could bring a little joy into your dismal life.
>>219847660these lads are of a rather dark complexion and facial structure that strongly suggests subsaharan african heritageand criminal behaviour including robbery and murder you say? inconceivable!
>>219847689because the same happened to /bleep/ on /mu/ and because it's funny how desperate these filthy mongrels are to have a superior identity
sir chopped trim
why are bottleshops around my area always staffed by the most pretty girls ever with the nicest smiles and vaguely flirty attitudes? makes me even more inclined toward alcoholism
The White Man rides the bus alone
you guys ever met someone who likes brazilian phonk? i havent, and yet its a very popular genre.
fuck this i'm going out to meet a nice young lady and lose my virginity
I`m TooexcitedAbout CheltenhamtoSleep !!
>>219847750Can you come back and tell us if you do?
My whip is the greyhound. Real peckerwoods dont fear the 'hound.
im going to bed.Im miserable, hope you're all miserable too.
>>219847775Hope you feel better tomorrow
which chain of goyslop dispensaries has the best chips you reckon?
>>219847811burger king for medunno what it is but they're slightly fatter which is good, always crispy compared to mcdonalds and kfc and a bit of salt sorts them right out
the hollywood hoagie
>>219847811Five guys
do people actually go to these dogshit "fast food" shops? convinced this is yet another weird 4chanism
i've noticed that the nonceposting has significantly toned down since the 'net was btfojust me?
>>219847834if you pretend you don't at least enjoy the odd maccies then you're lying to yourself, and, more importantly, to me
>>219847834no people don't go to any of the most popular and widespread restaurants
>>219847864Remember when nonce posting was subtle nonce posting And the more out there posts garnered multiple shocked bradders reactions
>>219847878That's when it was at least amusing. Just a bloke posting about a 3pm walk or saying "14"Nowadays you get page long arguments about why it's actually ok to shag 14 year olds and everyone who says it's not is just a moralfag
Sex is fine so long as both parties are sexually mature A woman should have her father's input on who she marries and premarital sex should be taboo
got a letter that says i've been charged with murder and animal cruelty and have to appear in court on friday week. bloody rozzers always keeping a brotha down
>>219847865i've been a few times with family when i was a child and i haven't been since because i'm not a child
Eastertide looms
>>219847909get to the Mass. Make a confession beforehand. A clue gained.
sieg heil fellow natsocs
>>219847920Das rite
>>219847959Good lad.
exterminate them.
am simply unable to observe a nubile white girl without imagining her getting shagged every which way by muscular well-endowed black lads
>>219847989oh that's too bad dear
>>219847989You need to be sectioned
I will try my hand at making meat pies for easter
jesse i am le danger
>>219848057normie brains have truly been broken by tv programs
reckon I'll take the toilfu for a Sunday roast at a posh gastropub, bit more interesting than Nandos
wish there were some kind of OTC anti-nausea medication that's worth a rat's arse
>>219848038not a fan of the meat pies
lads, kindly provide me with some sort of recipe ideas for tonight's scran or i'll kill your family and rape your dog (if you have one). cheers
>>219848157https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chicken_spinach_gnocchi_16914make this on a weekly basis, it's easy and surprisingly pengyou can probably leave out the herbs, wine and lemon zest without it affecting anything
I still do find it actually amusing that there is slavery in the Harry Potter universe and the only person who complains about it (Hermoine) is made to seem like a whinging bleeding heart for even caring kek.Yes yes I know, read another book blah blah blah, just randomly thought about it.
Computer, show interracial lesbian kissing
>>219848194yes joanne is a terrible writer and human being this is well established
my gf wore my clothes as a joke and started acting like me, speaking in a mock deep voice and pretending to scratch her balls and fart loud and it made me rock hardwat means?
>yes joanne is a terrible writer and human being this is well established
>>219848217Thats normal, means youre normal
>>219848194i think that was meant to be the jokebut i don't think they ever actually abolished the slavery, which is very weird, but it's been ages so i might have misremembered
nanberg getting oneshot by aislop on facebook
>>219848250It bleak
the millennial obsession with jk rowling and harry potter is baffling
dude bro bro dude millenial gen z zoomer boomer alphoomer cooomer doomershove your pancakes up your arse you fat mongrel shitstain
I'm not a mongrel. I'm white (50% English, 50% Portuguese).
dude brahski you a gen z brah? im a lil bit alphoomer dipping into that zeta xoomer vibe brah, its like brehski youre born in 1998 and im from 2002 like breh far out man dude groovy
realised there’s a lot of the autism bounce among my colleagues at the factory
i was born in 1996 which makes me a millennial too
>>219848298New world mastercaste
>We've surpassed them in every way
Rubbin on her back while I suck on her nippleMan this gal stacked, buttcheeks like a hippo "Wrong hole" what she say when I hit it in the showerI already hit the booty hole for a hour
I want Yellowstone to erupt
>>219848361right up my bunghole
think one of those escorts i shagged gave me an STD
>>219848245no not only did they not abolish slavery, but at the end hermione became the prime minister of the government who oversaw said non abolition of slaveryharry meanwhile became a police officerjoanne claims the books are about challenging authority
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiewybO44n4
>>219848388holy grimoli
>>219848057type of shit posted by single mums of 3 with a tattoo of a dagger in a garter on her leg
double sosij mcmuffer straight down the hatch
loads of freaky freaks in here
>Sociopaths like Leon are different. Their inability to empathize is a difficulty with mirroring the feelings of others coupled with a lack of compassion for them. In other words, they not only don’t completely recognize what other people feel, but they don’t care if they hurt them or they even actively desire to do so. They can imagine walking in someone else’s shoes, and they can predict how other people will behave based upon this ability to put themselves in someone else’s place, but they don’t care what it’s like there. Their only concern is how others will affect them. In essence, they have a “theory of mind,” but it is twisted. Not being able to fully experience love, they see it as something you promise in order to get sex, for example, not as a genuine feeling. Because they use other people’s feelings as a way to manipulate them, sociopaths assume that’s what everyone else does, too. Not feeling pleasure from relationships, they don’t believe others genuinely feel it, either. Since they are selfish, they believe others act only in their own self-interest as well. As a result, they dismiss appeals for attention or mercy as manipulative attempts to take power, not as genuine emotional pleas.
That`s Shagadelicbaby !!
>>219848562
>Tragically, Alzheimer's Disease sufferer Hackman continued to live in the home for a week following Arakawa's death, unable to comprehend what had happened, before dying himself on February 18.Grim, awful way to die.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15629205/gene-hackman-betsy-arakawa-santa-fe-burial-dispute.html
>>219848572need her
>>219848562Remember that time you "accidentally" put an a between that's and shagadelic? I do you nonce.
the toil freaks do be going to toil to toil loool
thatll do big
I want to tongueth her buttockhole.
>>219848626
putting on mouse facepaint and going around telling people i am cheesed to meet them
lol look at this catit thinks its people haha
domme escort puts on a fake English accent when she's acting dommy it's pissing me the FUCK off talk australian and kick my fucking balls already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSDuYyTp8UE
Fogypad
>>219848710ikr the proto said she thought i would benefit from CBT but she didn't mean the cool kind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJrW6ZR-Gd0&list=OLAK5uy_nmLcCocM8cJKtvdn2IDtg1EsjJgzkhy1I&index=4
>>219848701scrim
I`mPuttingmy Cheltenham Bets on ..So Manylovely Named Horses !! I can`tChoose !!
>>219848701So this is rawrk
>>219848794alri rupi kaur
My morning poo smells of olive oil
Fire in the vape shop!Fire in the union corner!Danger danger!High voltage!
toil colleague got with a chinese lass and now every time I see them go past and see her flat-faced side profile I think of the memes and have to stop myself from laughing
which linux distro are you spergs using
>>219848710can't imagine a straya lass talking sexyyip mate ram it up me billabong ya cunt
might try shagging the gf up the arse instead of up the fanny and see what she says
>>219848872Windows 11 because I'm not a virgin.
>>219848872macOS?
>looking forward all day to getting home and relaxing>get home>can't relaxfucks sake
She did a stinky
>>219848911crazy how macOS is literally unix but good
What a disaster brexit was
>>219848961was this made by someone from the infrared haz community?
>>219848912more like >spend all day thinking about the sweet release of alcohol>get home >do dishes/washing >drink the exact amount of alcohol i can have to be sober by 9am >be drunk>go to bed really its pointless because the pleasant booze rush only lasts for about 15 minutes then i get depressed. ive spent all day everyday for years like this
>>219848988yeah i know exactly what you mean mate, been trying to give up the demon drink myself because it's a pointless money sink and makes me feel sick all the time, but sobriety is just unbearably fucking boring innit
>>219848988maybe alcoholism isn't the answer to your problems
all i want is a kind passably pretty gf who makes me feel good about myself IS THAT SO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR!
>>219849020> fucking boring innitLike your lots posts
got a doctor's appointment tomorrow, hope i can finesse the cunt into prescribing some of the good stuff, if you take my meaning ;)
>>219849040quite a lot to ask for actually yeah
B cup bras: "here's one in cute colors and there are little bows on it and lace :3"H cup bras: "we have ugly beige and thats it, you cow"
>>219849040It`s OkAnon .. Don`tWorryabout It !!
going to buy some ear drops
imagine injecting heroin in your knob and then fucking a pussy would that feel nice
>>219849059it wasn't 70 years ago
sometimes i believe the gf doesn't really like me for who i am and is just with me because i vaguely meet her standards and she's otherwise afraid of being alone
The rise of the Italian sub correlates well with ass cancer rates
>>219849099i saw the thread you made, you know the one..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V24oRTsMMk
heard two zoomers openly talking about shagging a femboy, the way they spoke about it was the same level of taboo as shagging a non-white girl at school when I was youngcountry's gone to the dogs
>>219849105wonder if toucans are offended by the cartoon on froot loops like niggers are about uncle ben's rice and that kind of stuff with an apparently caricaturised nigger mascot
>>219848875popped a stiffy just reading that fucking hell
>>219849125the raped
history would have gone better if the parliament of the day had given the colonists sufficient representation and/or had the french/spanish not successfully aided the first ever anti-european colonial secessionist rebellion.what I'm saying is I really genuinely think the world would be better if the usa didn't exist. it's a historical aberration born of continual myopia which has made the present less than ideal and the future dismal. don't hate americans or even america just think it's a matter of fact that the political separation that came with the american revolution was bad for everyone long-term and was the first key step in the irreversible taking away of the driver seat of humanity from europe
>>219849194disgusting wop
strewth!
back in the day it was two millennials discussing shagging a friendboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO2_HMyVZbI
>>219849201My ancestors arrived on the Mayflower.
>>219849200brow actively furrowing at the mere thought of the entire western hemisphere being latin america
>>219849214
>be me>see white girl>think "she's made for BBC">carry on with my day like nothing happeneddoesn't hurt anybody now does it
>>219849233dealing poison damage to your brain every time you think that
>>219849241will creatine help that
>>219849233stop watching porn
am dead inside aren't ikind of liberating in a way because now i never have to worry about anything
>>219849233You’re only hurting yourself by repressing your homosexuality
>>219849252yeah it will
a bicycle built for poo
oh boy he's upset
thinking about aussies thinking about BBC now
>>219849254hardly ever watch porn and when i do it usually isn't interracial, i got these kinds of intrusive thoughts from coming here
>>219846924Rorke having a melty after his mummy says there are no chicken tendies left
>>219849278don't believe you
>>219849200colonialism was never going to work. look at ireland. 20 miles away from britain and still they still fucked it up.
Woken up with a headache :(
very cute girl at the bottleshop with blonde hair and freckly skin who flirted with me once is tempting my sobriety because i saw her working in there earlier as i walked past the bottleo on the way to woolieswould love to pound her twat and make her cum but also don't want to fall off the wagon
>>219849311paracetemol
>>219847032Let me guess Rorke, you don't like rap because brown people make raphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c&t=4
>>219849318pussy get a beer in you and get your willy in her
been depressed for so long that my willy is crawling into my groin
bouquets of flowers aren't half expensive, fucking hell
waiting for this evri package is doing my fucking nut inim standing by the living room window eating porridgei feel like a complete tit
you think women can sense when you've wanked recently?
got the dumb retard mong debuff on me all the time it seems
>>219848701he thinks hes people! XD
>80000 court case backlog >18000 people on remandgrim. what a shithole country
>>219849440LOL!!!
at toil again
If the escort has double-booked my slot on Friday 20th March I'm gonna be fuming. Admittedly she isn't listing it as available on AdultWork, but the fact she hasn't read my latest text is creating a slight doubt. There's only two grey ticks. Is it possible she just saw the notification and dismissed it?I'm planning to message her on the morning of Friday 20th but how do I know she'll read it?She's a pretty woman and somewhat intelligent but I think she's a very arrogant and cold woman at her core. For a prostitute she has a remarkable arrogance, she definitely thinks very highly of herself. She told me herself that she looks down on people who didn't get a First class degree at uni (I did, same as her, but a prostitute saying that is funny and I certainly don't look down on people for getting a 2:1). Also said she often just ignores people who try to talk to her at social events.
nary a syllable
had enough of this shit gimmique, bore off
shut the fuck up already you cretinous slug
>>219849451How do I unsubscribe from this blog
mad how when you say vinegar you say the n word
kill yourself you boring arsewipe
>>219849522me?
don’t worry just let God take control
Cluckin' Bell
>>219849522might do it just to spite you
no not you two obviously
>>219849547okx
>>219849522will do
world's gone mad
>>219849569corr do love me bluey
morning shaggers
>>219849547cheers lad yeh seemed a bit out of nowhere tbf
Bluey? More like Pooey.
The city centre in every northern city is so fucking grim.>masses of soulless amorphous people>nearly everyone is fat or ugly and looks unhealthy>melting pot of white, yellow, brown, black faces>vape smoke everywhere>phone shops, vape shops, fast fashion, random ethnic restaurants, fast food>ugly signage and displays, flashing rainbow and neon lights, loud dogshit pop/rap music blaring from every shop>streets look ugly with litter, chewing gum and cigarette ends everywhere>street preacher schizos yelling their babble with bemused onlookers>cringe street performers either can't sing or it's a fucking DJ set, as if anyone wants to hear that>random crackheads and homeless>groups of chav teenagers loitering, thirdies milling about>deliveroo goyslop illegals on bikes weaving between pedestrians
if you asked someone the question "if you could bring a person from history back from the dead who would it be?" and they smiled and winked at you and walked away without saying anything would you know the answer?
>>219849580why does he do these weird videos?
>>219849547too late
>>219849595vulgar and inappropriate
getting my daily dose of sargon of akkad, amazing atheist, count dankula, and the other one
>>219849623what year is it
>>219849610is there a huge amount of people, young and old also hobbling about in crutches, walking sticks, walkers, and using wheelchairs as well?
>half of 30 year old women don't have a child Yikes. At least they made Shlomo happy and snort cocaine abroad.
England
>>219849612as a former resident of a mental hospital like he seems to be, i can think of one reason why he makes videos: boredom. being locked up 24/7 without the chance to even take a walk outside can be very boring. in that situation you need to find something to occupy yourself with.
>>219849631yes>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
yo cody, that movie was so sickjust blows that creg and gram couldn't make itanyway, lets hit the mall, 'shakes are on me!
not one but two french bakeries, or boulangeries as they call them, in my suburb
>>219849654buzz off dylan you douchebag i bet you wanna smooch mrs weinerhorn's fat keester
LOL
>>219849650hate it so much, don't even believe they are all doing it for benefits either i just think the mobility of these people is fucked by lifestyle
>all the girls under 25 at my new job have boyfriends I lose hope every day
>>219849654>>219849659SCHUREEEMIN
living in the countryside is very nice >wake up and it’s quiet >come home from toil and it’s quiet >nary a soul about >can do whatever you please without anyone caring lush
>>219849654
>>219849686fuck up 190 your nan walks up the stairs backwards
>>219849678you're nearly 40 rorke
>>219849659scr
need to go to jail tbqh. no freedom booze drugs porn or takeaways for a week or 2. would sort me right out.
>>219849694don’t you besmirch her good name
>>219849697Actually I'm 25
im only 39, still got my life in front of me
>>219849707>no drugsLmaoThey'd force you to be a drug mule in jail or melt your face off
i'm a reasonable man get off my case
>Kendall will also have the option to limit access to "specific features that are harmful or addictive" on social media, as well as the ability to "restrict or limit children's Virtual Private Network (VPN) use and change the age of digital consent in the UK".oh so they're going to make VPNs adults only and then require you to verify your ID to prove you're an adult. very clever.
i'm just a 34 year old boy
the toil poo, sacred
the reason you know america is the evil country and china nk iran russia are the good countries is that look at japan and australia. no nukes and yet they advent been attacked. if that axis of evil countries were as evil as we're told , then they would attack japan and australia. but nope, the only thing that dictates whether a non nuclear country is attacked is when they're not economically allied/enslaved to the america
i'm a plump little man indeed
oil prices already dipping. yet another nowtbutty
>>219849742I can only believe it's preparation for a war to control information
>>219849751Learn English before you larp as one of us Ivan.
>>219849751Russia is evil but China isnt
i've done enough for society time to start tattooing swastikers all over my face
Jacked off in the bathroom of a Bob Evans once.
>>219849730Watched too much tv you have. Our prisons have playstations and pool tables it's an adult day care centre.
>>219849760Lowkey that ruined my dayI wanted global economic devastation
might become a freemason
>"I think the war is very complete, pretty much">"nowhere near" making a decision on whether to order US troops into IranI don't think he's trying to confuse people like he usually does. He seems to not know what to do.
>>219849760diaper don lifting oil sanctions on russia is a very transparent move for me clive
price of poo is rising
woke up this morningthen went back to bed
>>219849796would join you but theyre well past their prime youd be better off joining the Grand United Order of Oddfellows Friendly Society or combat 18
anime is evilban anime
>>219849853amazing post cant believe I have to wake up and see my beloved /brit/ looking like this
might grow a beard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_general_fraternities>royal antediluvian order of buffaloes
just had some pineapple chunks for breakfastfeeling fruity, sporty, and ready to face the day x
>>219849828Especially girl poo. It not right.
>>219849859Same but I don't want to walk about with half a beard in-between
bet people at my work hate me im so ugly they probably think oh look the ugly boy is here again fuck off
fucks sake i despise evri (formerly hermes)
>>219849874Just need to keep the neck hair and high cheek hairs trimmed to make it look deliberate
>>219849868>feeling fruityBet you always feel fruity you shirtlifting sodomite.
post the webm
can't drink water as it hurts my teeth
>>219849888Yeah Might do when I go on a week's holiday
>>219849905
>>219849906not a good sign that
>>219849906could be rabies
>>219849906Most masculine white male
I'll be posting the new okay?
>>219849951>>219849951>>219849951
I HavemyGreen Tweed Suiton !!
poo
>>219849942do a good one or don't bother m9
>>219849942>>219849952i'm so sorry
actual non dogshit yank early new>>219849965>>219849965>>219849965
>>219849835>Grand United Order of Oddfellows Friendly Societywhat's that
