Pear lovers united editionPearvious: >>219842918
>>219845639hiss! skree!
Thread opening theme https://youtu.be/J_KBJbSTOd4
It's astonishing just how over it is
>>219845662Whats your career?
>>219845670this
Booked my one way ticket out of this shithole. Less than three months until I immigrate.
>>219845676He's a gigolo
>>219845676I dance for nickels by the pier
>>219845688polish anon?
>>219845680you and me, we are the only two truecels in this general
>>219845688Where you going lad?
>>219845688Emigrate you dumb fuck, emigrate.
>>219845701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1uEn7dvne8
Dude I can't find a job I am literally tweaking
Napoleon: Total War
>>219845701That’s right. >>219845706Porando. >>219845712Emigrate would mean I consider Canada my home. I don’t.
>>219845717Bro don't become a wagie. Claim autism and get your benefits
I thought for sure I was going to get pussy last year, but divine incelvention made sure stop that from happening by any means necessary
Sup fags
>>219845732YER NOT ROIGHT IN DA EAD!
My wife told me she's gonna start fucking mexican women exclusively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxsRdG4AWP4
>>219845740dating apps are reeeaallly stinky, terrible times are had with those
>>219845733https://voca.ro/1mGUGmnslsWZ
>>219845732In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered. In the land of Pharoahs and Kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled. In the realm of ice and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed. Now they say nothing.
crucify all namefags
Pickled okra is an underrated snack
/cum/ is not the same as it was in september-november 2025. nobody even talke about jason anymore.
>>219845773this is like 30% of /v/ threads these days
>>219845799I miss 2019-2020 /cum/
>>219845785Yo what’s up
>>219845732>>219845775Shame they treated that title and Empire so poorly
5'3 and an attitude
I genuinely have two dollars in my account
>>219845820fuck you
>>219845826I still like playing modded empire every once in a while. Empire 2 TW mod. Napoleon I never got into single player because of the limited scope but I had a lot of fun playing both online.
Con de bèlge
>>219845838you should invest it
>>219845676I do real estate lawI went to law school at age 27
>noooo stop pissing in sinks!!Okay stop installing them at perfect hip height then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifnTeiO_hK8
Big roller over there with his bank account.
>>219845854>went back to school at 27How long did it take to get your shit together?
Are those six leafs in a row up there
>>219845849In what
corr goynip good word dissnot sure what it meana thoughbeitpartial bogglement
>>219845732Napoopan: HaaH WaaW
America is really degenerate, not even latin countries are like thisI think only Brazil is America level
>>219845868I had a lot of health issues in my 20s, so once those were resolved I went back to school
>>219845846aye yo
Finished my push ups did 10x4
We are going to do to you things that have never been done before
>>219845846Le coeur du tout du chevalerie de la France, sacre bleu!
>>219845898post pic :3
>>219845920Go away gay
shout out to all my pear
keeping up appearances
Submitted for pear review
Women are so lucky to be able to kiss each other indiscriminately
>>219845898Good job anon, 11x4 next time you do it.
>>219845968Men can too! ;_;
Too many euro flags in here
no pearson is illegitimate
>>219845843There's an Empire port to IOS and Android recently that is unironically better than the original release. Insane how these small companies can release less broken stuff than the actual studios. I also preferred Empire over Napoleon but Napoleon had all the fixes Empire needed. It's just a shame they neglect these titles so much.
>>219845979Who the fuck would want to do that shit
>>219845981What mental illness causes someone to draw this
>>219845990Autistic coomers
Why do thirdies love emulating games on their phone have they never heard of a Nintendo DS or Sony PSP?
5 days to go hopefully faggots don't call the cops on them again this time.
>>219845990When you see big blocks of incoherent text like that it's schizophrenia, unironically.
>>219845968Funny you think you can’t have girls kissing you indiscriminately.I know from experience
>>219846000We live in 2026 Gramps
>>219846005It's not incoherent
>>219846005What's so incoherent about the text
>>219846000Thirdies live their lives cradle to grave without ever having a console, even handhelds. They will never have a 'gaming' PC that's not 20 years out of date either. Phones are all they've got.
>>219846004Someone should call the cops on everyone who watches this
>>219845989I don’t know.. >_<
>>219846000They spend all of their money on expensive phones because they are a status symbol but they can't afford consoles or good PCs so their phones are their most powerful gaming devices
>>219846009PSP emulation is still popping especially after a wave of nostalgia for it recently hit with zoomers
>>219846019Season 1 was not very good, Season 2 was GOATed, Season 3 was mid and Season 4 was tragically cut short but very SOVLful
The thing is that no writer since Dante has actually professed a belief in the Christian afterlife, it was always about the religious discipline, and even Dante was more about political caricature but in 1300
bing chilling
>>219846039Imagine stealing his scepter and having him fatly chase you around
Here's my new character the British misogynist.Women are a bit shit innit?
>>219846010>>219846016Alright maybe I should have specified to people who aren't DeviantArt fetish connoisseurs
If I had a big titty jewish gf I would do israels will
>>219846051haha I agree :3
Homemade pizza for dindin
>>219846061Hocus Pocus II sucked. Here's to III because I is magic!
>>219846061Here you go sir!
>>219846018>>219846024Grim
I just came bros
>>219846021Wowie. I can’t tell if you’re a girl or a femboi.
>>219846061This is a 10 in Israel.
>>219846061She should get that thing on her nose removed
In the tub
>>219846061Pic of my wife
>>219846028I am legit considering buy a second PS Vita 1000 (OLED) to have if/when this one breaks or loses a pixels. PS Vita's are the best bang for your buck gaming console you can buy right now. I bought mine for $175 used in pristine condition. I use it to play Vita/PSP/PSX/GBA/GBC games
>>>/r9k/84104954Made one
I wish I could have sex with Brittany venti
That's a bit of an exaggeration, even in places like Mexico or India they at least have ps2 era hardware
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, etc...
tbth I'd like a horror movie with leering longnosed devils like some trollface meme crawling out of the mouth of hell in 16th century Germany, there's just an innovator that needs to come along
I dôwunt feel good!
>>219846107Her tits are saggy, EW
I've been thinking about getting a ps vita just so I could play that one Danganronpa spinoff
>>219846095I was about to buy one with my birthday money last year but I spent it all on clothes instead I would like to have one just to bring it on long trips
>>219846120söt ;_;
>>219846120women find this kind of body more attractive than bodybuilders so for all intensive purposes it is the ideal male body
>>219846081Even though the heyday has passed, millions of Koreans, Chinese, and even Indonesians etc. still go to Internet Cafes to play vidya because they could never afford a proper gaming setup.
>>219846021Sucky sucky sucky
i cant bros, i just fucking cant, its fucking over
>>219846120You heightmog, hairmog, and bodymog me but I handmog you
>>219846134I used to do steroids and lift big this is not true. The amount of times ive heard " this is the first time ive been with a fit guy " is hilarious.
>>219846109I would assume Mexico is much better but the average jeet can afford no better than a $50 chink smartphone.
>>219846141Same anon, but I have decided against suicide for now because I just want to see how absurd the world will get
>>219846107I was reminded of her by this thread too
>>219846137I wish I was old enough to experience Internet cafes in the US also how do koreans not afford a computer I thought they were first world
phwoarpooberg propa tuccid may hairfta revisit consultation of dr. prunestein
Is this still an incel general? How many people here are in a hetero relationship?
Made my bed award.
>>219846162Even Japanese still go to Internet Cafes. For Koreans it's more of a social thing to play with friends on high-end hardware, it's also insanely cheap in all of the asian countries.
business idea: zoloft to learn how to talk to people, thoughts?
Call the amber lance
>>219846089The thing on her nose makes to 10 times hotter than if she didn't have it
>>219846172I'm in a incestuous relationship with my hapa 2nd cousin
>>219846166The Southside tolls the knell of parting gat,The lowing herd wind slowly o'er the nig,The blackman homeward jives his blackazz way,And leaves da ghetto to darkness and cap.
>>219846181Now lie in it
Call of Cuba: The Last Sandwich
>>219846172Not me, I'm married! Oops wrong image hahahaha, my mistake.
>>2198461724chan will most likely always be a website primarily populated by lonely people. Because why else would I be here? If I had a group of friends I saw frequently and a romantic relationship, I wouldn’t come here very often at all.
>>219846181Same, put the cover in the duvet incorrectly though so it's uncomfortable
>>219846120Wait a second...is that ..
>"King of the Jews" by Leslie Donald Epstein. This 1979 book tells the darkly humorous story of I.C. Trumpelman, a man whose fancy determines the fate of others. Chosen as the head of a Judenrat, Trumpelman thrives on the power granted him and creates an authoritarian regime of his own within the ghetto. By turns a con man, charismatic leader and merciless dictator, Trumpelman reveals himself as an extraordinarily complex protagonist.
>>219846172Incel at 23, and I would consider myself to be a truecel at this rate.
>>21984621828 is the truecel cut off
>>219846195Bizarre lie
Dubs and the jews build a third temple
>>219846172>still an incel generallollmao even. this is the most normalfag general i've ever been in.
>>219846181Peterstein would be proud
>>219846213I remember thinking he was so cool when I was a teen last I heard he's a washed up sam hyde ball sucker now
>>219846228They can't do that until they kick all the Moslems out of Jerusalem tbqh
>>219846228Wouldn't matter the Messiah had to come before the destruction of the second temple.
>>219846240They could do that
>>219846224but I like it
ben shapiro's eyebrows
>>219846240I think that in 50 years there'll be no more movies, just games, and people will come to see streamers in theaters, if there'll be theaters at all
>>219846172I’ve never been an incel and I don’t understand being an incel. I’ve even argued a little with people on here about it.I’m not looking for a relationship rn though.
>>219846242He did come. It was Christ.
Sex with Abigail Shapiro
I sneezed
>>219846295UGH this is too far, I nearly cummed on myself
>>219846231Old /int/ was way better desu
>>219846265I have no doubt they will eventually, Jews are spiteful and petty but they also plan ahead in the longer term, which Western governments are for some reason nowadays completely incapable of.
>He did comeLiterally me
I’m a virgin but I’m honestly pretty hot. Eventually some bitches will notice and I’ll finally get some bomb-ass pussy.
Imagine not having an OLED ps vita to play Pokémon. Look at how much better the colors are relative to my LCD monitor.
>>219846308there were Slovenian threads therethere were like 8 active SLO posters at a timewe're like the Elves of Lindon now
the stock market is made up
I liked 2015-2018 /int/, we even had mexicans at that time.
I never understood why women were so repulsed and creeped out by me until I saw a group photo with myself in it. I look like an autistic sex offender with how I carry myself
>>219846318>he doesnt still have his copies of FR, Emerald and HG to beam through a DS lite
thoughts on zoloft anyone here takes zoloft?
>>219846335Is that like zyn
>>219846330You carry yourself? That must take some strength haha
rather have over cooked eggs than soft eggs that stick to the shell
>>219846334DS lite is not OLED so it'll be inferior to the PS Vita. Seriously people are sleeping on this thing as an emulation machine.
>>219846335I took it for a month, it took the edge off at work but it caused sexual side effects so I stopped it
>>219846318Imagine playing Pokemon after the age of 10 grow up
>>219846335yeah i was on it a while ago. It's not a miracle pill but it might help reduce your symptoms especially if you're in therapy
>>219846355Not cool, Jason
>>219846308I miss when /int/ was a weeaboo circlejerk
>>219846335dr shekelberg says i need it and i trust him
Listening to incel music
>>219846364He's right though. My Pokemon phase ended around the age of 8.
>>219846374Listen to monolith radio
>>219846374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYsMIDKeMCI
You guys gonna buy a Mega Millions ticket when it reaches 1 billion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrIeDHbZhI-Posted from my PearOS machine.-
>>219846355>>219846382Playing pokemon 1 time every 1-2 years is how you stay in touch with your roots you crusty ass boomers.
>>219846364You wish I was Jason he's gone accept it
If I'm gonna play Pokemon, it'll be a romhack or a fan game
>>219846355i always picked squirtle. i know it's easy mode, but i like turtles.
>>219846386Are you the guy who asked for lottery numbers? Did you win anything with the numbers I gave you
>>219846404Yes, and no I didn't win anything :(. But I'm feeling good about my powerball numbers tonight
I served in Operation Metro, I was the field cook
I only games with shots fired in them
>>219846367>>219846363>>219846354does it help you talk to people?
Peter Griffin in my hair.Peter Griffin up my nose.In my lungs and down to my toes.Peter Griffin in my skin.Everybody breathe him in.Peter Griffin.Freedom for Peter Griffin.Peter Griffin.Let my Peter go.Peter Griffin.Let my Peter go.Peter Griffin.Let my Peter go.
Imagine not having the entire vita/psp/psx/gameboy/gameboy advance library at your fingertips for free on OLED.
>>219846384Listening to this rn, pretty good
I say fuck Israel to my friends and hot girls, but in my minds eye I don't like either but I don't like Muslims more than I don't like Jews
>>219846397Where did he go?
Getting over terrible self-esteem is tough. You basically have to delude yourself into believing you’re great, until you somehow rack up enough accomplishments and life milestones that you no longer need to pretend. But it’s hard to get over that mental hurdle when you’re years behind all your peers. Like damn, I’m 28 and it feels like I never learned how to be a person. I just feel like I’m unworthy of anything good. It’s easier to just stay in my hidey-hole comfort zone and let the cycle continue forever. But goddammit man, I actually want to live.
>>219846437The warriors would be the perfect game if it quite a bit longer.
>>219846441jews control your country, muslims are on the other side of the globe
>>219846439this is even bettersame band, flagship songshould've posted it beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0_mlWA-la8
>>219846443He officially quit and left for all eternity
Big tiddy israeli refugees
If society collapsed my life would improve
Apparently you can overdose on vitamin gummies
I was FOUR years old in 1998 I REMEMBER when the first Pokemon movie came out RESPECT
>>219846382I fucking told you Trump would fucking TACO he is not going to kill Khamine's son look at this fucking bullshit BRENT is ABOVE market price
>>219846437>psx/gameboy/gameboy advance libraryNothing worth playing on there, if only the vita could run ps2 games
>>219846431If your anxiety makes it hard to talk to people, yeah it can help
>>219846451I have a hard time believing that desu
>>219846451I need proof, link his official quitting post
My life causes nothing but pain for myself and others which is why I have to keep on living
>>219846466I think I watched that in kindergarten
>>219846431I was overwhelmed at work at the time and it helped me manage my tasks and deal with colleagues. I found the side effects not worth it, and went with talk therapy instead
>>219846437The last time I played my vita was when I beat MGS3. That had to be over 10 years ago. Also I feel like I have to be one of the few people to have only ever played and beaten MGS3 on a Vita
9 minutes until the powerball drawing
jason was on vg when i was there a little while ago but not a whole lot, im not there anymore but hes probably there still
I was walking around a new neighborhood today and I got a whiff of fresh cut grass, baked cinnamon rolls and heavy scents of sweet cherry tobacco. I first thought a gaggle of Canadian twinks marched by but then I realized I was walking past a bakery.
im back
>>219846478don't worry bro, you just have have trample and lifelink 2
>>219846382So France is helping the United States why isn't Canada doing jack fucking shit this is fucking bullshit
>>219846466I remember Cartoon Network playing it during the weekday in the early 2000s that's how I watched it must have been 2003 or 2004
>>219846466I was 5 newfag
>>219846468Now that's a wild cope>>219846489If you still have it you should jailbreak it. There's even apps where you can download pirated games over wifi directly to your vita. Although for the full library you'll have to transfer from pc.
Big fan of Andrew Jackson Jihad
I was 6 or 7
>>219846467I really don't think he knows what he's doing BUT it is making him and his Russian oligarch friends a lot of money.
>>219846473>>219846474He posted it in early February I think I can't link because I don't remember which cum thread it was
>>219846490rooting for you
She killed millions
>>219846518I remember Beetleborgs
>>219846518rooting with you
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL
>warmyep it's incelwalk season
>>219846134>women find this kind of body more attractive than bodybuildersI keep being told that but for whatever reason I get more attention from gay guys than women.>>219846142>heightmogI don't lmao, I'm 5'6". It's my biggest handicap alongside being a poorfag.
>>219846508so here's today's paper thank you
>>219846172Incel at 22 in spite of it all
>>219846120>This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, etc...we can go twinkier
Rami Malek has a very defined jawline but he still looks extremely gay and feminine. Zoomers think strong jaw = manly chad but the truth is more complicated. It depends also on the jaw angle, the chin, the eye shape (notice Rami Malek has very big feminine eyes), the cheekbones, and overall facial structure.These zoomer looksmaxx mewers or whatever are severely oversimplifying something that requires a much more holistic and nuanced understanding.Nobody looks at Rami Malek and thinks "Wow that guy looks super masculine." He doesn't. Not at all.
I need to get milked in the cack
>>219846547Well yea, gay men will fuck literally anything. Meanwhile women can find a body attractive but still hate the man it's attached to
>>219846355Millennial uncs not going to like this one
>>219846467Friendly reminder that I said this would happen today yesterday and the Canadians told me I was tripping
>>219846547Gays love fucking little boys
>>219846515Did he say why?That nigga was posting here daily forever
>>219846565>Rami MalekI'd care to shoot that guy in the face
>>219846525That's Kamen Rider you ignorant swine
>>219846478I hope you get better anon
we need more namefagscan more of you put a name on please
>>219846603I made a post about quitting and not wanting to waste more time here then he said he was quiting too
Why do Africans and blacks love messaging me on interpals? They're the only ones that message me first
Not me getting a big elephant load of poop blasted all over my fucking ugly face like a bitch - like a big stupid retard.
>>219846519Digibros it's digiover
>>219846604>I'd care to if you care so much about RL Stevenson then finish the Weir of Hermiston!
Average convo with the bestie.
>>219846617More name fags. We’re going to make this into s4s.
time to get the music and gooning going to cope with a shit gaming day
>>219846618Hope he stops being a weird tranime fag deadbeat leech too
Plain yogurt and honey has to be one of the most goated foods of all time
>>219846617you got it.
Timothy Chalamet and Alden Ehrenreich are two more examples of this. Yes they have "strong jawlines" but not in a manly way. Their facial structure is quite feminine.
Odds sexEvens no sex
>>219846653What
>>219846669dubs and this anon never gets sex ever in his life
>>219846665>Timothy ChalametHe looks like a rat
>>219846639uhh *murders you*
Jason is dead. Long live Jason.
>>219846671Ignore it I'm retarded
>>219846674dubs and Jason reveals himself as gay
Powerball is taking a while to update
Test
>>219846650 (me)tried gooning and couldn't bc too sad so im starting with music to get in a better moon
>>219846682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef4pIdhfKQ0
If you had to only pick one. Honey or maple syrup
>>219846687He did that a while ago
>>219846687dubs and jason bursts into flames
>>219846602so did you go with the lump sum at the powerball
Goodnight /cum/
niggas STEADY on that fruity ass shitI aint on that fag shit fr
>>219846695Maple syrup
OnWe're meant to get it onWe're meant to get it onWe're meant to get it onFior di latte, FIFIFIFIor di latteThrow your weight around behind meFior di latte, FIFIFIor di latteDon't think about it, trigger me happy
>>219846449God I wish that were true
>>219846702goodnight
Didn't goon today if anyone cares
One of the cuter women at work came in on her off day to show off her kids to the other coworkers. She was wearing one of those trad girl dresses and both of her kids were white. It filled me with such anger and resentment. I will never have a wife like that, I will never have kids like that. I will forever be doomed to inceldom and impotency
>>219846700RIP
I am profoundly heterosexual.
>>219846720I did 3 times. twice to white girls with big tits and once to a white girl with small tits
>>219846724Why can't you be happy for her and her husband
Thirdies really love weird little carriages strapped to motorcyclesIt's in their dna to do this
>>219846701Awut?
>>219846747Sidecars?
Dad just came down to ask if I was the one who was blaring weird music (I was)
>>219846747They love doing it here too, but they charge $9 a minute in microscopic text
>>219846765what was it?
>>219846747Car owners have have room for stuffPoors need carriages and carts on their motorcycles and scooters
>>219846774listening to the Monolith Radio that someone ITT recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DX2QkKeByw&list=RD4DX2QkKeByw&start_radio=1
>>219846763No i mean like this
Powerball is strangely very late tonight. Usually they update it within 4 minutes of the drawing and upload the video around the same time. It's 17 minutes and still no video or website update
Ever since the Iran war started my strange and sudden desire to fuck black women has vanished
I've been very depressed lately and I've noticed that my balls have gotten much much saggier they're constantly slapping against my thighs now when I jog in the afternoonDo you think it's correlated?
>>219846785Lol based did you like it?
>>219846800>Do you think it's correlated?what is?
should I smoke one? Its been ages since I have, last did in the summer o algodubs or better and I do I guess
Workers of the world unite! we have nothing to lose but our chains!
>>219846808if you have a maid outfit then sure
>>219846803Yes enjoying it very much. Will probably listen to this again in the near future
>>219846808Smoking is not cool it makes your teeth brown and lungs black
>>219846809Milei, get your helicopter ready
>>219846809Sorry im a NEET not my fight not my problem
Finished my Duolingo sesh now watching die hard 2
>>219846808Smoking is seriously bad for you health. Don’t do itIf you want to look cool. Use incense candles. Different vibe and you look cool without damaging your health with a better smell. Just make sure you have a window open.
Corr nice fartberg
Bros the powerball still hasn't updated This is a bad omen, I can feel it
>>219846799The Jews are redirecting their psychic power towards Iran at the moment.
>>219846836Don't use Duolingo, use Pimsluer
NEU!!!>>219846850>>219846850>>219846850
>>219846846Russian
>>219846839As I said I barely ever smoke, if you smoke less than 1 a day the effect is not significant
>>219846855I'll keep it in mind
>>219846199phwoarhairfta be dictatedpropa good poemberg diss wun
