Carr edish
>>219853612got a tattoo of my girlfriend's back on my back me
parasite is copying me againway he does it is he posts completely unlike how I post
Found my working vocabulary getting worse and worse to the point where I either can't find the word I want to describe a given thing or I'm constantly questioning if I have the right definition of words. I read a lot which is one of the recommendations for improving so at a bit of a loss as of what to do.
what emotions do you experience when you encounter a fella wearing makeup?
Facesitting
+1 his postcount
Religious people on a mad one
Not a fan of horsesGot chased by one when I was younger and during my escape had a thorny branch whip me in the eye and it cut my eyeball and around my eyelid, now I'm kind of scared of them but not like a phobia just like if they move and I'm nearby I'm always ready to sonic spindash away
Coming up with a new term
>>219853638Alan Carrs water biscuits
everyone younger than me is a zoomer and everyone older than me is a boomer
>>219853566i read somewhere that the 1st rule is not to be ugly. looks like we’ve both failed la
live in kent might set my hinge radius to the max to see if it picks up any french birds
>>219853720Horses ArelovelyOk ..
>>219853683Early onset dementia like christ Hemsworth. Hope youre also a handsome multi-millionaire with a loving wife and kids or youre fucked
>>219853687homophobia
The angle where the illusion created by a woman's makeup breaks and you behold the true form of her face. There a word for that?
"WTF your dick is so small!"Says the bitch with literally no penis???
Universal Credit asking for £500 back i got as a loan last year. I called them up and it was some slovenly black woman who was huffing and sighing when i spoke to her. I randomly abruptly interrupted her and shouted in some psycho stern voice>DONT SIGH AND HUFF AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU, YOU SHOW RESPECT WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME ON THE PHONE DO YOU UNDERSTAND MEShe absolutely shat herself and started stuttering and was all yes sir sorry sir afterwards. Just goes to show this women only respond to fear and aggression
Can only cum to women downing wine glasses full of piss
might fuck off to some thirdie country like the philippines and marry some gold digging filipina bitch who is attractive but i refuse to admit to myself has bad breath
>>219853781then you woke up
>>219853781She has a job and you don't. You are lesser than her LOL lesser than a black!!!!
rorke post incoming
might marinade in my own filth for a bit
>>219853720ktim but with pitbulls went camping and the guy from the next tent had one and just started on me when i was playing with my sister, had my 3ds in hand and was accidentally recording it the entire time. thing managed to shred my shorts until he got it under control and my mum went mental at the man screaming at him to pay for a replacement while he just laughed and drank more stella
>>219853683>Found my working vocabulary getting worse and worsedon`t WorryaboutIt .. Ok !!
>>219853781Parasite
>>219853810>>219853826cant read?
need gf
We are rotting the world is decaying
massive bollocks
>>219853681this, so much this, for the win
>>219853842
can't decide if it's more annoying being tailgated when i'm doing the speed limit, or having to tailgate someone else because they're genuinely fucking slow
had a fantasy of starting a charity for finding half-australian kids born of our notorious sex tourists in the third world and repatriating them back to australia
>>219853879sc
>>219853848it's marinatemarinade is the noun marinate is the verbwhy are you so stupid you fucking waste of space?
>>219853733Everyone exactly your age is a coomer
>>219853879screeching
>>219853869my balls are probably really small right now for jerking off 5+ times a day for 4 days
>>219853849Erm but pitbulls are the softest dogs ever x
not gay but some knobs look very suckable don't they
>>219853781in a justified world you would be one of the first to die for Israel when we're all called up
Foden is SO FUCKING MINCEY, he is MINCED BEEF
if rishi sunak was indian he could be called rishi poosnack as they eat poo
>>219853921
Zesty Foden is not a meme!!
there are people in Hong Kong that speak with a British accent there are kids there that have it too
>>219853899fuck off poindexter if you're so smart why are you here you little runt
>>219853851think the king james bible is a bit thicker than that
really hate dirty talk, makes me uncomfortable like it's abuse of the language or something
>>219853936umx
>>219853939always find it so weird when chinks have regular british accents. had a chinese girl in my class born here but even she spoke with a bit of a twang.
what size television should I buy?
>>219853849I don't really associate with the scum class but had an interaction at a campsite where some little kids were running around shouting "Brexit me, Brexit me, I'm a reboner REBONER" and the suchlike. Amazing what you can learn with such cultural exchanges.
>>219853966medium
doctor has MASSIVE blue eyes and never breaks eye contact every appointment feels like an assault
rachael blackedmore
>>219853965it needs to stay in the world
>>219853976shag him up the arse
>>219853966About this big
>>219853979sc
>>219853934get yourself on Mock The Week pronto
quality jokey answers there, top notch stuff, but I do actually need to know what size television to buyso if we can have no more than 1-2 futher jokey replies then the actual answers please
>>219853976so he's like house?
>>219854016ummy
What did King James Version do anyway
>>2198539663 inch
>when the fajitas come out unsizzled
deeply unfunny freaks
>>219854011It depends on the size of the space you're trying to fill. Are you stupid or something?
don't think i'd ever have sex with a woman under 25 again, they may tend to be more attractive but it's not worth the bullshit
>>219854033ummypops
>>219853759Had a brain scan last year surely they would have noticed something like that
-10 to his postcount!!!
im not trying to be funny
>>219854056I'll keep a look out if I see any of them
>>219854050young birds don't know how to keep their arses clean
you ever notice how phones are too big and tablets are too small
>>219854011post your address i'll come over and have a look at your living room to help you decide
>>219854056they have italians surnames but most of them could pass for brits
so is that cock and balls here to stay then
i am a victim of the cost of living crisis
I have the most posts on this forum 1 of my posts = like 3 posts thats why diego sperged out about me posting to get more posts than him easily
>>219853638he's pretty funnynot sure why rorke piles on him (aha), get he's bent and a bit flamey but camp was always a cornerstone of british comedy even in rorke's golden days
>>219854083i dont want to talk about anything small right now
the cost of loving crisis
>>219853842alri billy big bollocks
>>219854090trannies when denied surgery
>>219854056the bumhole crime family
>>219854050Think if the wife died I'd probably go out and fail at talking to some younger girls at bars, just absolutely embarrass myself brutally by not knowing what to talk about. Get no matches at all on the dating apps and eventually suck it up and get an escort. Wouldn't be able to get it up and end up crying about how I miss my wife then go home and hold my wedding ring and look at a photo of us and sob for hours. So yeah, that's my plan for that scenario.
>Her alcoholic estranged husband, Nimalarajah Mathiyaparanam, stabbed her 18 times when he was drunk, Liverpool Crown Court was told. He murdered her in the shop beneath the flat where she lived with their three daughters in Sefton.how do we end the male violence against women epidemic
>>219854134s
inb4 I get banned because I can post so much
>>219854145Wouldn't have happened if they was deported
>>219854152Where can you go from here? You can't reduce it any more
+1 to my postscount
literally all I do is watch American true crime videos all day every day
Will the real SpamiAm please stand up
>>219854182the doctor at rorke's penis reduction surgery:
post ^
>>219854221.
im actually ambivalent to somewhat fond of indians never had problems with them unlike other… people…
Who will be the world empire when America collapses
*enters thr—WUARGGHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773145541312094.webm
>>219854237great post thanks keep it up
Wish more of the posters from /britfeel/ would come over here
>>219854247China
>>219854247my smelly council estate
>>219854056Bros larping as the Sopranos
early kickoff for the redmen later. much preferable to 8pm kickoffs so I can get to bed at a reasonable time
>>219854247hard to see them going quietly tbfas the adage goes, WW4 will be fought with sharpened sticks
Deano getting hyped about the peaky blinders film
is it actually impossible to tan if youre a brit because germs and swedes can
>>219854197well as long as that makes you happy
goodness me i'm a fucking brilliant cookwhy won't any women date me
>>219854332Bizarre post
>>219854348What did you make for breakfast
>>219854331curious to see how they sweep that crack addict actor under the rugI mean he is visibly a crack addict
https://youtu.be/A_KLhpxts8c?t=2199
>>219854362could never be in a relationship me because a girl breaking up with me would be too damaging to my already-low self-esteemfor this and other reasons it is better I remain alone
>>219854356i dont go outside so can’t verify
I am British. My name is Nigel.Cheers, lads!
>>219854369i don't eat breakfast just dindins usually
that link is a timestamp btw
>>219854415I prefer the names Thomas or Jack as generic British names. They are superior.
Mousey's cracking me up today
>>219854440definitely clicking it now
Can't be arsed to get in a relationship me, I'm already feeling fine as it is
King Arthur will return and drive the Saxons outBritain will always be rightfully Celtic
mad how when i was at school i never even had a piss the whole day
Why doesn’t he like Walt Disney anymore?? :/
>>219854461go watch Yale 1 hour game theory video on YouTube, I would but its liberal shit, I dont care about what hes teaching
>>219854415Smashing post
SpamIAm is here. Wonder if he likes horses?
>watch this video>I would but I dont care???????????
fuck all to do at wfhtoil but can't say I've been doing fuck all what can I do lads
game theory can be not fake and gay too, both sides do it
acting incellent
>>219854535Create a problem and then fix it. That's what I do.
>>219854256What like the frogspammers, you, Ebin, Fat Shippy and Tilde? They can stay there
>>219854532I looked and its definitely what I dont like. but its Yale and you can just watch it on the internet for free. game theory is important
>>219854537Would
people what doe overview a minx is and often flirtatious she wants
>>219854537errbit weird thatwhy's she saying it weird like that
I looked and its definitely what I dont like. but its Yale and you can just watch it on the internet for free. game theory is important. +1 to my postscount :)
>>219854446OH TOMMY TOMMY
janny mate... he's updating his postscount again...
aint watchin no damn toby vid
pizzatoil is calling me
>>219854118Who are you talking to?
watching the footy tonight?
>>219854654you may not update your postscount.
>>219854571I don't know who you're talking about. Glad you're here to represent /britfeel/ though, keep up the good work
stop
>>219854700soulmate suzuka
william shakespeare having a wank. shaking his spear (willy), so to speak
This general has the fewest females of any general
Mousey is giddy because of Cheltenham. Leave him alone
> Joey Barton has been charged in connection with wounding with intent, after a man was left seriously injured from an assault near a golf club at the weekend.
hi everypony, i've come to make this place 20% cooler
>>219854183Not on this
>>219854722big booba'd wife called shakes pair
>>219854723good. or if there are really girls here then sexo Australian or Candian posters
>>219854726very strong hairline for an older man
what's mousey doing back? shouldn't be be off collecting his giro or doing drugs or wanking to child porn?
>>219854788Bizarrely even though he's a dole sponger he calls everyone else a 'parasite'
>>219854788I dont want off to child pornbtw are you a girl
might start going to the gym so i can get fit and get pussy
>>219854537>you were basically written off as a little hole>i shall prove them wrong by being naked
>>219854816I swear the amount of utter bollocks on linkedin has upped massively since everyone's started using AI for content. I just get an endless stream of crap opinions and basic shit about networking explained and then a bunch of retards replying to it. I don't even know why I go on there when I'm not looking for jobs, it's a cesspit and I really have to actively try not to insult people. Suppose I'm a retard too.
how many posts do I have now postscount status???
https://i.4cdn.org/fit/1773035532987430.webm
What if we just eradicated the bottom 80% of the population, both physically and mentally (so everybody in /brit/ is a goner except me), and then started afresh with forced conception?
>>219854788think he upgraded to horses
This is the best Cheltenham festival in 20+ years
>>219854875What country is this
What's the point in trying to be healthy when some prole runt can just cough and sneeze near you and make you ill?I take multivitamins, I eat healthily, I don't smoke or drink, I get plenty of sleep, yet I still get ill sometimes.
>>219854905on the version with sound they're shouting in russian
>>219854875ktim (kek this is me)
I had this tab open for rsome reason https://i.4cdn.org/int/1773090956644741.webm
>>219854816It's incredible how efficiently Indians have managed to bring the tech sector to its knees
/brit/ is an incel safe haven
>>219854925No Mousey I don't nor Do I Care .. !!
didn't realise pornhub is banned in france
+1 to my (you)s count
>>219854915not how it works you dim runt or your just a immunolet"healthy" food is supposed to strengthen your immune system
for the remaining human posters on here, why do you stay when this place is 90% bots?
le pornhub
>>219854942The batman kid? Uncle Dwayne ruin your birthday did he?
should i go buy a thc vape today
feeling ill
>>219854985>your just a immunoletyou're***might be the first time in my entire life I've done that, wtf
>>219854998Get edibles instead
>>219854976if this happened to me I would start punching my screen making noises and running around my room on all fours (feet and hands), this would work
Just had a cheeky wee nap at toil
>>219854952Fuck you man
>>219854986just lonely heheh
I am no man!
i wanna get my dick sucked!!!
>>219854875why is he doing that?
nice day
>>219855030>i wanna get my dick sucked!!!i wanna get my dick sucked!!!
Missus wants to spend £250k on a house which is expensive up NorfWe make about £90k combined so I guess?
>>219855046>>219855057shrimple as that
gf status?
You never know what kind of pain someone is experiencing on the inside
>>219855057Happy wife, happy life
Mousey's gone off the deep end, giddy with excitement at all the hardcore porn on ITV1
>>219855057>250k on a house which is expensive up NorfNo it isnt
la pornografie des animes
>>2198550760>>219855046hi
>>219855076I have been friendzoned by a cute Latina
thinking that Lancashire is better than Yorkshire by sheer virtue of them not needing to bang on about it every 20 seconds
>>219855112horse
don't think bodyberg is going to allow me to sleep until i've had my wank and maybe a cheeky ham sandwich or something with mustard and pickles corr sounds lush now i think about it
>>219855123broke up with one last year and I still wear the necklace she made me x
>>219855137*ears perk up and I look at you*
>>219855152Im afraid you have to throw that away
>>219855128Every poortherner bangs on about their miserable little poor shit hole. Making up these little awards like Most Walkable City and Best Chippy to detract from the cold and grim reality that you live in a place with the same GDP as Ukraine
-1 to my postscount actually
>>219855112hello there
>>219855168Probably will some day but I've also got a box full of teddies she crocheted me and letters
>>219855128It isnt by any metric.
>>219855189hi
i will use this name
N
that rorkepost counter really has done this lads head in hasnt it. the brilliance of it is how it doesnt need to be posted but casts a long shadow over the schizo on here all day long
Mice, horses.. it all goes back to Pocket Monsters
>>219855194>lettersI have letters from various gfs in a box upstairs that i never look through but can't get rid of. And warham
>>219853687>>219853763>Responding to your own comments.Insecurity more like.
mares
>>219855234>responding to an hour old postfuck off
>>219855232>And warhamMakes sense why you don't get rid of thingsProbably autism
the scran
>>219855246I just got here shitbreath.
I wish I was a post on 4chan
+1 to my gay porn count
that's a poo
mares dont have good personalities
>>219855199Hoers
>>219855247Im genuinely really bad at getting rid of things. It pains me. Is that a autism trait?
Well that’s a doo doo
>>219855258Literally poop and pee
>>219855258One £12 lager too please mate
Wonder if Horse is wearing his beloved vertical stripes today
Botty melty!! Botty melty!!
Is the death penalty really a contentious issue? Was at the pub with mateberg and his gf last night and we both expressed support for it and she seemed shocked
smells like melty in here boyo
>>219855302think so but there's no real issue with it
got a pork shoulder marinating in the fridge, tomorrow i'm going to roast it and turn it into cubanos, quite simply corring and phwoarring at the prospect, there mere polite suggestion even, of having scran off that calibre in my tummy at some stage. CORR
>>219855189hey
>>219855344death penalty's expensive and a logistical clusterfuck and personally i reckon being sent down for life is more of a punishment than execution
>>219855347If left to my own devices i reckon I'd become a hoarder
>>219855371Same probably, my bedroom is a right state
i receive payments from the govenrment as well as a lot of other concessions from themgot the autism you see. inoperable i'm afraid.
>>219855344against it personally since anyone who should be getting the death penalty shouldnt get the easy way out
>>219855369Pretty sure it's cheaper than housing and feeding someone for the rest of their natural life.
>>219855393you'd think so but no it isn't really, at least not with the way the system is set up, execution is a lot more expensive
anyone watching the norse racing?
toby
290 SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!
>>219855384do you know how many posts I have? you can check on the archive but I cant be bothered can you let me know how many posts I have?
>>219855369>is more of a punishment than executionMore of a punishment to the taxpayer yeah>>219855386This might be an argument if jails were actually uncomfortable places and not just a lower standard of living you get used to pretty quickly
>>219855412got 80 dollars on sven, me
entire nation of india in tesco this lunch time wt helly
>>219855426>abloo bloo bloo the poor old taxpayergrow up
>>219855414do you know how many posts I have?
I'm the only gay in the village
>>219855447six sevennn
Inevitably going to burn my mouth on my cupasoup. Can't be helped though.
bald people are constantly shaving the bits of hair they still haveas if it wasn't bad enough being baldy they actually go through more effort than people with hair
>>219855460are you a girl or do you have a girlfriend
>>219855369Its only a nightmare because people get put on death row for like 20years. Theres people that did murders in the early 90s that havent been executed yet. Personally i think that it should be for mass murders, serial rapists and treason
>customer requesting a refund>thought maybe it got lost in shipping>realised I never actually sent ithaha whoopsie
he can't post that....can he?
>>219855467and you have to oil up your head so it's nice and shiny
>>219855405its only expensive because the current system isnt set up for it mong. how much is a length of rope?
>>219855456hey I just saw your flag. are you the eal canadianon or the parasite on a VPN again
new>>>/mlp/43094101>>>/mlp/43094101>>>/mlp/43094101
reckon the real punishment in being sent to prison for life, or at least a significant stretch, is that you have to watch everyone you ever know slowly disappear from your life while you forget what it's like to be human
>>219855478what method should be used?to me a quick chop of the guillotine seems like less of an ordeal than getting strapped into the lethal injection bed and pumped full of poison
>>219855514yeah and it isn't set up for it for some very specific reasons such as to prevent wrongful executions, which used to happen at alarming rates, and still happen even despite the bureaucracy of a place like the united states
>>219855505omds they can't catch a break(this isn't an invitation for karma to get me)
>>219855520eel
>>219855548if you got yourself in to a situation where you were wrongfully execute you probably deserved it for being such a mong
Isn't it weird how you'll see stories of executions gone wrong but you never hear about someone's nan euthanasia going wrong
>>219855568real*. wow a real Canadian
>>219855574alright
>>219855528>you have to watch everyone you ever know slowly disappear from your life while you forget what it's like to be humanso not much would change!
NEW>>219851818>>219851818>>219851818
well that's quite clearly a pony thread
>>219855543Bit bloody i imagine. Wonder if you could use a heated blade to cauterise as it cut
>>219855576https://spuc.org.uk/the-dark-reality-behind-switzerlands-first-suicide-pod-death/>According to reports, the woman was found dead after activating the nitrogen-based Sacro pod. Post-mortem examinations revealed unexplained strangulation marks on her neck. Even more unsettling, witnesses described violent convulsions within minutes of the machine being switched on, contradicting claims of a serene and dignified death.
>>219855593wait a minute, that's not the new at all! that's the old!
sexo indictus
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1773118380385070.webm
>>219855606I know about this one but I felt the news came out more because it was some dodgy company doing test runs, can't recall Dignitas or whatever getting done in for fucking up
>>219855576kek there was a story from Switzerland year where a women had euthanasia done in one of those suicide pods but it all went horribly wrong with the director of the clinic ending trying to finish the process off manually
>>219855645
>>219855665
