deano edition
Wonder what they talk and think about. What troubles them?
>white incels thinking Africans won't eventually integrateYes they will. Both their genes and culture will permanently influence Britain forever.
>>219860391Spilled a bit of tomato ketchup on their crushed velvet carpet. Their ridiculously high loan repayments for everything they own.
yes 2 kinos are finally released on pirate platforms. ann lee and good luck have fun dont die. can't postpone suicideberg a day or two
>>219860363Hegseth
might buy a basketball
>>219860406bringing this conversation to the new because it's so fucking interestingthank you
>>219860021jebel shamshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jebel_Shamsthere's tours that combine it with going to nizwa but I just drove around there, some other places and the new museum nearby in one day. then other forts on the north side on another daythere's lots of options worth doing for just a day because the country is very different to anything here
>>219860363dddddd
nth for the holodem
FUCK ANIME
25th anniversary screening of fellowship of the ringso I got that going for myself
right well that's not an appropiate 4channel.org advert is it?
wow yeah some sand huts in the desert that's good is it
Someone post that picture of Yuno Gasai for me and say nth for Yuno pleaseI’m out and need to add it to my postscountThanks
off out to the piss room (bathroom), I'll be right back gentlemen
>>219860406Zo3y's gf popping out quadroon babies, he's a certified /brit/ shagger. The envy of all incel rorkes is as British as you and me
>gakpoo benchedfucking kino
i've got an anaconda in my pants
>>219860517Ofcom will save the children, our three-day special censor operation will succeed, do not worry comrade
>>219860550is this english?
Quick everybody swap seats while that lad's away to the toilet
>>219860524nth for Yuno
Having a coffee
Corrr
>>219860597CWLTSYC
trannies be like>Having a coffeeLOL :joy: :joy: :joy:
>>219860597try not to spill any on your cock and balls
>>219860597Thought you were a tea gal
>>219860495zara sultana escorts now?
>>219860607^.^ x
>>219860623All trannies do on 4chan is post dull blogs
>galsc
>>219860406blacks have existed here for hundreds of years and they're still like a separate culture
>>219860663ok…i will chief it !!
horse Racing .. !!
>>219860596Bleach mentioned>>219860638I usually am but I don't mind the odd coffee
>>219860597coffee raises your estrogen if you're an asian woman and lowers it if you're a white woman just in case that kind of thing concerns you
>>219860468Nice one mate will check it out, wanted to catch a performance at the opera house but doesn't look like anything is on when I'm thereCurrently roughly planning my route later in the trip which is Islamabad to Urumqi
>>219860699ok... I will bet on it !!
trying to learn the dynamic tripod grip after writing like a mong for decades
>>219860728Good luck !!Ok ..
>>219860704right well he's neither so it's not relevant
>>219860731delete this one quickly please you'll set him off
drank 3 cup of coffe todaygagging for a 4
>>219860731You’re late Sam. he was banned 20 mins ago or so
>>219860701Giselle a shit
Easyjet to Tehran, one way
>>219860748still waiting on an answer regarding his womens day and her sperm count
Easyjet to TehranNever worn
bomb and teheheran
Wogball on is it?
in Mousey's bizarre mind it is completely normal to shove Steve-O, Peter Griffin and horses together in a way where we're meant to just accept it
This summer is going to be brutal.Genuinely think some sort of low intensity conflict is going to kick off
big in tehran
>>219860835Makes for some funny posts though doesn’t it
FAO GCHQ: >>219860840
>>219860835how have you not cottoned on to the real vs. fake mousey
>>219860865pawasite
crntly bumpin dis chunehttps://youtu.be/BJ7NVjZ-Eyg
>>219860727You can still visit the building at least. The big mosque is worth going to but check the opening times The palace and the national museum near to it as well. you can fit a lot into 2 days if you plan and you can tolerate the weather
>>219860862Grass
you can't post the steve-os
>>219860865Literally everyone has faked being him at least onceMainly because it makes it so you can post something utterly deranged and basically just fob it off on him
>>219860840Conflict over what exactly?
>>219860727>>219860895why are you two having a conversation and not just posting poo?
>>219860892songs that get rorke TURNT
Dark Mousey. Shadow Mousey. Liquid Mousey.
not wanking to horses (although it would not be gay porn) im also allowed to post a dragon but that would be gay porn
would rather kill myself than ever have to make my bed again
>>219860958You are not allowed to post dragons
I hear that black pussy has changed Rorke?
>>219860958you’re actually allowed to post them all. Go ahead!
>>219860937
wonder what this means
>>219860976
>>219860981This is not allowed
>>219861003Mad how wee Kevin got the same score as Guillaume for lasting 6 more minutes
>>219861003what the hell was kevin doing for 19 minutes?
>>219861003fair play kevin G
what's your shagging history like in terms of hair colour lads?for me i've had 3 brunettes, 2 blondes, and one redheadpretty well-representative sampling size of the white female population if i were to guess
>>2198610560 shags
>>219860865Almost all of them are the real Mousey just he replied to unpopular posts as though they are "the parasite"
>>219861003>Kevin Gall you sucka mcs got nothing on me from my grades to my lines you can't touch kevin g
>>219861003not sure what the score is based on. normale and 8 mins is a 9/10 whereas normale and 15 mins is only a 7/10?
>>2198610562 black hair, 2 brunettes1 blonde (dyed red)
>>219861003imagine being a french man named kevin
>>219861066should try it sometime lad feels nice on the ol' knob
Sc
>>219861003autistic enough to make a chart and keep track of the time, but not autistic enough to take size measurements? not sure i'm buying it
>>219860607Where can I buy one of these?
im playing a videogame
>>219861056Like twenty brunettes (including ethnics) and three redheads
>>219861003why are homosexuals like this
Need to start buying new foods I just buy the same thing every time no variety
i'll never know because i never even tried
>>219861115don't get it
>>219861121Dunno. Got mine from the dodgy Kurdish shop. Someone posted a link to some a while back though
had a great steamingtoil yesterday, was on it from lunctime and got a proper steam onmade some drunken scran then was asleep for 9 and feel absolutely fine today
>>219861159For the past 6 months my meals have alternated between eggs, noodles, tuna mayo pasta and hot dogs. Before that it was tuna mayo pasta and noodles for 3 years.
>>219861172the two vtubers the toys are based on are "lesbians"probably the joke that they're also "lesbians"
kek it do be hittin diffren https://youtube.com/shorts/i9K-soLRCkw?si=8NZJLwviqp-q2P3l
kyle walker has retired from international football lads. there goes our world cup chances
kind of comforting when you realise it's over for you, because you start to realise it never had a realistic chance of ever even starting, so who cares
>>219861209how were your poos?
mental how the entire world is watching us, at the end of summer last year i went to several different countries and in every one got asked something about civil war or muslims or brown people.you see it on the internet too, yanks and foreigners of both stripes are utterly obsessed with the british political situation and in particular immigration
>>219861235Surprisingly not that bad, but far from optimal.
>>219861121Nice try gchq
The fake Mousey is preferred to the real Mousey
just done a big shit
>>219861279took some laxos earlier so hoping this will be me in a few hours
>>219860895Didn't think it'd be too hot this early in the year but I've just checked and it's 30 bloody degreesI'll have to pack for +30 and -5Weather should be fine though and it'll be the start of the trip so I'll have plenty of energy to go around>>219860937Considering one within the next hour
>>219860930White wombs under 30Total civil war
>>219861175have you used it yet?
scared to smoke weed tonight because I might be getting drug tested in like 2.5 months at work and I hear it can stay in your system for longer
Fake Mousey!? Do a sound like a fuckin fake Mousey, do ah? Do ah sound like um!?
>>219861268Mousey makes an extremely funny posts now and then. Usually when he’s stopped freaking out about some imagined opponent
>>219861115She's a keekihime look-a-like(pic related)Keekime's is the real human behind Vtuber Kiara(the ginger doll the lass is holding)
>>219861299sc
>>219861295Gonna use it when I get homeWill update with my findings
>the latest Chainsaw Man chapterWhat the fuck Fujimoto?
>>219861299lmao
>>219861077>rorke thinks the only thing to sex is thrusting in and out for as long as possibleOmds
the raped
Eowyn just killed the Witch King of Angmar and it's flying beast
>>219861307doesn't look anything like her but ok
>>219861279>>219861289Could do with one myself, should've had a coffee earlier but alas it's too late now
>>219861367rorke pretending he wouldn't fly off his rocker screaming woke nonsense if this were made today
>>219861355i heard you're supopsed to lick the fanny
>>219861414Type of thing gingerpaedo will post here with absolutely no irony
>>219861223Kek why have they randomly edited a Ricky Gervais laugh in
>>219861367Didn't like her in the film desu
>>219861428yeah cos Rorke knows the Witch King's spell was severed by Merry's blade
>>219861337It has to be bait, no fucking way is fujimoto dipping like that
dont like having light features i look uglier and illwish i had dark hair dark eye and slightly darker skin
>>219861430Don't just lick it, devour it like a wild dog who's gone a week without a kill
schoolgirl uniforms here as so fucking sexy
>>219861457woke feminazi mental gymnastics
I need to go to the job scente to ask them to fund something for me training
sipping coke zero
>>219861489they explain all of this in the book
>>219861473no such thing as a "wild dog", dogs are domesticated animals
>>219861380Cap
where's seasidemark?
>>219861473>who's
>>219861457leftypol in ICU after this lore bomb
Asking grok to generate images
>>219861512>theywho? the jewish writers?
How the fuck is it only Tuesday ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT25UDfCaXQ
if anyon nos seasidemark one youtube give him report he dates under ages
*wins*
>>219861546yeah Tolkien, famously Jewish of course
slipped on the pavement the other day and skinned my knee and it's taking ages to heal because i've no one around willing to kiss it better
Should I message the gf first or just ignore her until she messages me... Hmmm
about to do a wee
a woman at my work said she went on a date with a man who asked her to open her mouth and then said oh no that's too small, my dick would never fit in there
tempeh kale and mushroom stir fry on the cards tonightwith loads of lovely rice
>>219861515>>219861523If you spent less time learning this nerd shit and more time eating pussy women might actually like you
>>219861584Blessed
is mid-20s too late to start MMA? I will spend 6 months getting my cardio and strength up, and then join. I'm worried about being the untrained unc getting the shit kicked out of him by teenagers, though
poor lad's OCD has destroyed his life
>>219861601big andy
>>219861588>salesDon't the Gideons give them away for free, who the fuck is buying a bible?
leftypol hates that AI has made art accessible to the massespreviously you had to go cap in hand to some spoiled trust fund kid with a degree in graphic design and pay through the nose for the kind of bespoke images AI can provide to small business owners for freeleftypol just resents that all his attempts at being transgressive and studying art ended up with him having a technologically redundant set of skills and no way to pay his east london rent
>>219861626genuine mental illness
>>219861510*raises the tactical BBC insertion squad on comms*be advised we are oscar mike, give em hell, over
Gammon rice
>>219861626Keep us updated on him 20 times a day
>>219861598gotta play these games sometimes ladact like you were too busy with something unrelated to her
>>219861626Odd gimmick this
i'm a massive racist and basically all i do all day is just sit there seething over non-whites and post racial slurs online
>>219861650
>>219861695i do this but i also wank to blacked
>>219861651it clearly says long grain
>>219861695fucking screaming this is me
actually sit here laughing at the gimps who come to 4chan to pretend they have a girlfriend ahahhaha
We at /brit/ wish Nao Toyama a happy birthday(JST)
>>219860468>>219860727Why would you ever want to go to a mohammedan country?
>>219861733Mad how Employed Woman is in this image
>>219861665Yeah you're right. Think my balls could use a draining though and she was on her period at the weekend and it REEKED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJCfeipvIQ
>>219861733>chitoge>karenLiterally just had that ratatouille flashback scene play out in real time
>>219861733>mika>blue archivektim checking what a deleted post was
Women don't exist. I simply cannot find a situation where women exist outside of streets. I am an incellic ghost wandering the earth for another.
>>219861695Racismlad!
>>219861761/arr_Tilde/
>>219861754Because my dear rorke there's more to the world than Blackpool pleasure beach and pints of fosters
FIREFLYCOULD YOU SHINE YOUR LIGHT
A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any bread?". The barman says "no, now get out". The next day the duck walks back in and asks "got any bread?" the barman says "I told you yesterday no I haven't got any bread! And if you ask me again I'll nail your head to the wall! Now bugger off". The next day the duck walks in and asks "Have you got any nails?". The barman goes berserk. "No I haven't got any fucking nails!!!". Then the duck asks "Have you got any bread?"
>>219861793
hms dragon is on the move
>>219861833then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
unironically do get down when I go outside and I'm reminded of all the browns that have infested this country
Remember this?
>>219861833is ThataTrue Story ??
I guess /brit/ doesn't like MMA. too busy making the same joke over and over again. that means with 6 months of training I'd be able to batter anyone in this thread. I am now motivated to start!
>>219861733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnqAvJ4BU2Q
what's your favourite pharmaceutical with a chemical name ending in "zepam" or "zolam" lads?
>>219861859this but I see teenagers full of potential and I'm reminded I've arsed up my life
>>219861900Yeah we don't now fuck off. Don't reply to yourself to feign interest in it either you loser prick just leave.
>needs 6 months MMA training to batter 5'8 skinnyfat rorke
>>219861291it's very humid too, but a very different place and worth going to and making the most of your time there
>>219861900>wrestling with sweaty blokes on matsbit gay. would rather go to boxing
>>219861900buch of benders sniffing each others arsesand mma is fucking wank too
>>219861900I used to kickbox up until 4 years ago and I still work out and run daily so I don't think you will
healthberg has been deteriorating like mad for the past 2 years or so, wonder if i've got the 'cer or summat
whenever I see a young chinaman they always look gay
>>219861966vaxx status?
>>219861915>>219861966same poster
>>219861998yeah you've got a point actually
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the standhey got any grapes?
>>219861966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzodSiE0_xI
>>219861928how old are you?never too late to turn it around la
>>219862003didn't take the jew shot believe it or not
>>219860391Their fav getting booted from love island
>>21986202826 and it's over, never had a chance, working dead end retail after a meme degree. Khv. Irreversibly fucked it.
bought some ear drops for my sad little blocked up ear
>>219860391You spend literally all and every day doing nothing, sponging off the dole and slowly dying a virgin. Go and ask them.
>>219862028what about when you're literally 90 years old and on your deathbed?suppose you can still finally get around to accepting jesus if you ent already but seems very cope-y to do so
>>219862022dont get it
>>219861956>>219861964MMA is the king of combat sports, I want to be the most effective fighter I can be
Mum found the latex gimp costume :/Tried telling her it was a joke gift for a stag do but I don't think bought it
>>219862082Well obviously, I think if you've managed to waste your life into your 40s it's probably over
chloe and abs threesome
I've pulled my neck or something so I've got a heat pad wrapped around it giving me a good warming up
shoutout to all my niggas who have irreparably fucked it and for whom it is completely over
>>219862077Pot calling the kettle black
mma? more like massive mong arse
did you know that liverpool play in five minutes
>>219862067>26 and it's over, never had a chanceshut up dickhead
Get them all deported
Are you destined to become a legend or doomed to a life of mediocrity?
60 years old and still a virgin, be honest lads is it over for me?
>>219861463That's what I thought. Must be a part 3 or something in the works
What the actual fuck is the deal with Yorkshire
>>219862140I'm pushing 30 and have nothing its over. I'm past my physical prime
feeling extra zesty todayx
>>219861833Of course it just sounded like QUACK QUACK QUACK
The Japanese are right about taking off your shoes before entering the home. Why would you bring in the dirt from outside?
>>219861733Happy birthday to Gigi's seiyuu!!>>219861821Remember loving this song when I first heard it on a PS2 wrestling game
>>219862211please tell me you're not being serious
If you were born, raised, or ever lived south of The Wash then you aren't human. Sorry not sorry.
Nuke Bradistan (Bradford)
>>219862199yorkshire is a region of england consisting of four counties, previously three ridings
>>219862123i'll give you a good warming up
>>219862241it's not like I'm a teenager saying this
gagging for a huel
>>219862223
fucking myself in the arse
Why do people moan about being past their prime on here, I'm 41 and think life is great and can't wait to achieve so much more with my life. What's the matter with people? Get some ambition man
he approaches
Top 3 anime (in no particular order):>Made in Abyss>Higurashi >Elfen Lied
*bodyslams /brit/ into the octagon*
>>219862271at 41 you re definitely passed your bestall downhill
Honestly, fuck uni, may as well learn a trade or get an apprenticeship at this rate
why did england fans stop waving the union jack?
>>21986226026 is still really young, things can change in a flash. at your age I hadn't even been working for years but at 30 I can drive, have a good job and I get paid well, have enough for a deposit but I live in a cheap place, achieved all of this in the past two years
>>219860363She fit though
>>219862297debts written off in 30 years what's the big deal
>>219862293bodyslam a gf in ur bed
i'm 33 and i'm having a midlife crisis thinking about getting a tattoo and changing my name
I'm 29 and already struggling with pain in my back, hips, slipped ribs, trapped nerves, arthritis, hemorrhoids
>>219862286Like Made in Abyss and Higurashi. Was obsessed with Elfen Lied when I was a teenager and read the manga via the 3DS internet browser but now I think it has some great ideas and moments but bad execution
>>219862302Kek, stupid paddy
>>219862299hm wonder why
>>219860391What team he supports, that's the question.
>>219862318a mere 30 years
>>219862297owe £100k now, it just keeps growing. basically a perma 9% tax for a meme degree I don't use. don't know why everyone in my life was constantly pushing me to go the uni. probably would've been smart for STEM. I need to learn an in demand skill so I can flee the UK and avoid it.
>>219862318Something about paying 9% of your salary above a certain amount for those 30 years
>>219862295angela white is 41 and shes still taking black dick better than she ever did
wish they'd stop showing me adverts for that new nuremberg film, yes i'm definitely going to see it because i'm an autist who likes ww2 history and thinks hermann goering was based, now fuck off
>>219862333i don't know that's why i'm asking
>>219862363obviously looked better pre tummy tuck
don't even know how much student loan i owe
Imagine getting pegged by an anime girl
>>219860687Hmmm, yeah, it's a mystery why that is, experts say it's in their genes the discrepancy to integrate in white neighbourhoods, definitely has nothing to to do with generations of them growing up in the south as slaves and having a further century of Apartheid on their shoulders. It's definitely the genes.
>>219862260What degree do you have
don't have any student loan, I'm a mong you see
>>219862300you are right I have just become very pessimistic I will go for a walk and think
>>219862397film studies
>>219862354rules been the same since 2012 though why is this news
>>219861816Not the answer to my question. I didn't axiomatically presuppose that every country that is not the UK is a muslim country.Are you a paki or something?
I build things. With my hands. I'm a man.
>>219862395what about every other country in the world?
if aliens came down from space do you think we could beat them?
>>219862397law but I cheated alot and it's been a few years so I actually don't know that much
>>219862408jej
>>219862408You could become a teacher and teach film studies
choose to live my life like limmy's character in limmy's show (the normal one that's supposed to represent the real man, not freaks like dee dee, although i am unemployed)
>I didn't axiomatically presuppose that every country that is not the UK is a muslim country.
3 eggbert spinach and feta omelette for dinner
>>219862437no they'd do things to us that we couldn't even understand
aff tae the gym
>>219862437I think I'd give their reproductive organs a good suck and tug
>>219862326get the hamstrings stretched, you will need to start stretches every day. your hamstrings are pulling on your back
>>219862437no i would helpless while the probe my holes
>>219862437im going to assume a group advanced enough to traverse space also has an advanced military
antidisestablishmentarianism
local student wants debt amnesty because he wanted to shag and do drugs at uni instead of focus on being employablemore at 11
>>219862437with love yeahx
>>219862437There's a science fiction story about aliens who have mega advanced transportation tech, and make their way to earth to invade - but have weaponry equivalent to what we had in the late 1880s and we smoke them
>>219862446could also become a teacher and film students
>>219862448how does this manifest itself
>>219862422I don't think people realised how much of a rip off it actually was, plus there was talk about the graduate premium meaning you'd still earn more over the long term against not going to uni but then AI happened and all the graduate jobs dried up and minimum wage rises meant the graduate premium has all disappeared for a lot of students, leaving them in a shittier position than if they hadn't went. Essentially these people were lied to and inb4 you say something retarded like, well they should have known better
>>219861414On that sugma grindset
>>219862437they would be a matriarchy and they would swoop up all the earth boys
>>219858632>>219858632
>>219862467make sure you stretch your hamstrings
>>219862495using the word "muffit" and asking other men what their hing is
loseing weight 2026 fast guide easy no stress
>>219861695Well, the first step is to become conscious of it, to recognise it
>>219862513that's the old not the new, no problem, we all make mistakes
Any sufficiently advanced civilization is indistinguishable from magic or gods.Any alien race capable of arriving at Earth could do so without being spotted and wipe us all out in the blink of an eye if they so wished.We would be entirely at their mercy and wise not to anger them.
I'll make the newx
>>219858618new
>>219862297By now, tertiary education in the West is its own industry, selling illusions
>>219862527cocaine
>>219862331Fuck your mother's cunt
>>219862546ok 'dittor
>>219862624Are you a pajeet as well?Omds
>>219862451Ah, so pakistani confirmed
