wahhhheeeeyyyy get in edition
talking to new bloke at work and hes going on about how he doesnt pay rent because he lives in his partners godmothers houseyeah fuck off posh cunt im not being nice to you again
what’s better Aldi or Lidl
Been eating a lot of fiber but my poos still feel like I'm shitting a jungle BBC with no lube
>>219865316
Thank you England
>>219865316runey life quests subedish
>>219865452fibre is a scam
*makes bear noises*
This is it, is it? This is THE newbert?
weird how rich guys like elon and ronaldo are so fond of IVF and surrogate mothers
>>219865474Ancient webm this
>>219865520define bear noise
im on reddit
need a new game to play. something addictive, something to make the time pass quickly. a roguelike most likely. slay the spire 2 came out in early access but i don't play early access.there's hades 2 but i found the combat in the 1st one a bit boring, relied too much on progression systems for it to make it fun (and even then, it didn't make really make it more fun, just faster and in turn less boring)
tottenham bulls rattling in their cages
it appears liverpool were unsuccessful in their ball kicking ambitions
>>219865553Grooogrrr grroooewurghhgr
at the blueberry hotel wish that u were here <3
>>219865555yes this is definitely a subject worth not only a reddit thread but 5.5k karma and 650 repliesabsolute state of the autistic freaks on that website
>>219865519who dis?
>>219865575yeah that's really convincingin awe, currently
>>219865316get in there lad, how are you celebrating? only a tuesday mind
>>219865555this is the type of problem that keeps me awake at night
just looked out the window x
Delighted to announce I've eaten a KitKat Chunky Peanut Butter
>>219865642see anything good?
um screaming
>>219865605sank 3 pints at the pub (one for each driving test i've done) now i'm home listening to queens of the stone age xx
4chan X is too 'opinionated' as we geeks like to say. Comes with so much stuff enabled, some of which you can't disable
Rami Malek has a very defined jawline but he still looks extremely gay and feminine.Zoomer looksmaxxers just think strong jaw = manly chadThat's a huge oversimplification. The truth requires a much more holistic and nuanced approach that includes the gonial angle, the shape and length of the jaw and chin, the midface, the eyes (notice Rami Malek has very big, very feminine eyes), brow ridge, and cheekbones.Nobody looks at Rami Malek and thinks "Wow that guy looks super masculine." He has a very feminine face.
>>219865651employed woman, unmasked
>>219865594@uglyblokepretendingtobeabird
>>219865647penglove chocolate, love peanut butter, me. prefer reece's pieces thoughever :)
love him or hate himmouselord was right
>>219865651Imagine this being your mate from school, he's turned into a Margaret Thatcher cosplayer LOL
>>219865683
I'm a gobshite me
doctors appointment today to discuss the results of a recent CT scanthere had better be a tumour the size of a golf ball inside my noggin for how shit i've been feeling of late
well said indyalthough in fairness to slot he's not a massive tory
>>219865557Balatro Addictive asl
>>219865703
>>219865642this did and saw a forenwon't be doing that again
>>219865651>The Bucket residence!
>>219865672too right, remember watching mr. robot and thinking how i wanted to shag his pipsqueak arse
>>219865594that’s carlybender
>>219865557roboquest
>>219865651>>2198657036th form politics teacher
>>219865703>cosplayerI think you're giving him too much credit, he's a nutcase who wants to be margaret thatcher. sad thing is there's definitely someone mental enough on grindr who would shag him and validate all of this
>>219865739bloke of the gaff speaking
>>219865650prefer not to say
>>219865739lmaoooo
>>219865732pretty sure this nigga took my phone when I was in london wtf
you lads are my only friends
>>219865809x
it’s very hard staying consistent but I have to keep reminding myself come summer I will be thanking myself
>>219865809You’re no friend of mine
>>219865809my gf is my only friendit's probably not a good idea
>>219865809we're not your mates>>219865819don't encourage him
>>219865651genuinely would love to know what Thatcher would make of this
>>219865820Never heard of that brand, looks cheap and shit.
>>219865830who
>>219865830flag fucking on
>>219865841Don’t really care I just crave slop
>>219865830why aren't they showing feet
get the mares posted
talk to chatgpt i'm so lonely
>>219865863don't. not allowed
>>2198657655 quid is nothign to rubesshe wipes her arse with 50 quid notes
OP-ED: Mousey must amend his spiteful, cruel posting manner
/brit/ feels more hostile these days
>>219865765Not a £5 note though is it
>>219865895fuck off retard
>>219865895less fruity though
>>219865642i know. i seen you staring at me creep
>>219865859based hope not hate giving me a catalogue of the best people to follow
sexy lads
>>219865895Stop using it as a social media platform you pathetic worm
>>219865853Pair of blokes
Leeds is a collosal dumpt. visited for the first time yesterday
>>219865945it is absolutely dogshit yeah
>Galatasaray 1-0 Liverpool
there it is. home
>>219865859>>219865928>hope not hateRemember when they tweeted about HelperLad https://x.com/hopenothate/status/308352802575507456
>>219865862nobody except weird incel school shooters wants to see their man feet mate
>>219865939whats ur parents got to do with anythign
>>219865945tried to come up with a counter argument but could not
Last 2 digits of your next post are which year between 2026 - 2125 you'll die in.
>>219865959nobody here knows who that is
sitting on my bed playing guitar, just like when I was 16 (20 years ago)
>>219865985Yes they do as he spams here as well newcunt
>>219865975ok
you arrive in stockpeng
>>219865975Roll
>>219865959The mongboy
Got the Colonel Doug Macgregor on
Sometimes I want to bring up stuff for serious conversation about my daily life but then I see they have been brought up by some other anon in /brit/ and I think my phone is being marked for surveillance and the 77th/emai6 are trying to fish me for live replies
>>219865959howwwwling they know him so well
>>219865991same but flicking my banjo string
>>219866000vgh... the nvrthern powerhouse
>>219865956>elevation: 1ft
>>219865994you replying to yourself doesn’t mean we know who you are mongo
>Zack Polanski: I’d build a relationship with Putinrorke voting green
was 22 when the covid lockdowns started and I feel like Indiana Jones escaping the tombmanaged to get a few good years of partying, traveling, shagging, and having a carefree pre-covid youth before society went to utter dystopian shitfeel sorry for people younger than me who had their prime years stolen it's just not fair
>>219866039Green are not a straightforwardly lefty party They have some really insane things in their manifesto, they vote on them every year
>>219865765 she used to put leaves and twigs in books she must have gotten told off about that
>>219866039>build a relationshipgaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
My reg plate is BJ69CUM
>>219866085Now this is epic
>>219866000been to b&q or decathlon?
Having a conversation with my tinnitus
no one tells you this but every time your manager changes at toil you get a free redo on every fuck up you've ever done because they werent there for the previous incidents
IT'S THE ORIGINAL GANGSTER NEW JACK
Putin's a good bloke
>>219866131not actually sure that's how it works.
Le EpiC bAcon!!! I'm so lulz xD randum!!!
have had so many female managers I have no idea how to work under a man any more
Lads Associated Press just said JFK died in Dallas
>>219866165fake news
>>219866161grim
>>219866161any of them ever peg you?
>>219866161>I have no idea how to work under a man any moredoubt that very much
>>219866161don't think women should be allowed in any position of power!
I own a square foot of land in Scotland
With God anything is possible
Could you beat Kim Jong Un in a fight
>>219866148at the very least you can slack off in all the same ways because they werent there to tell you the first time
>>219866218grim
>>219866218class 1 chads run /brit/
>>219866218Become the king of england then
>Erika Kirk appointed to Air Force Academy board
>>219866218can God make it possible for you to get less shit creps?
>>219866218ever had gay trucker sex at a gas station
Pesto with yoghurt for tea
>>219866218your steering wheel is all fucked up m8
Man? Man? I'm not a fucking man you little bitch. I am FEMALE. Not a difficult concept is it.
>>219866286man>>219866290mansorry the british courts decided
might have a bath to stop feeling so sad
>>219866286Excuse me I am a female police officer!
>>219866286you're a geezer, you're a bloke, you are a fella, you are a chap, you're a lad, you're one of the boys
>>219866218is that one of the trucks with the cheeky bed in the back to sleep in?
I'm an old fashioned man. I still wank to cis women (female)
>>219866218Would you call your job comfy?
Never had that many replies before you guys overwhelmed me
anyone got any good ai vids
>>219866218nicenew /brit/ personality just dropped
Looking for an image with similar vibes to >>219866218 but it's a pov of a bloke smoking a cigarette at night in front of a McDonald's
>>219866286
>>219865732>victim blaming Not very on brand, leftypol
farting in the sofa
>>219866338do you have like 50 gearsdo you go down country lanes because i saw that happen today and it looked horrible
dare i say i've nailed this stir frykalebroccolimushroomssweet pepperchilli peppertempehgochujanglime juiceginger pastesesame seedsand that's it
start doing this
write me a tweet
>>219866326Tis >>219866328No I hate it I wish I could quit
>>219866397kahtim kahtim kahtiiiiiimmmmmm!!!!!!!!
my boyfriend plays league of legends… holy cringe…
Driving test was booked for the 12th just cancelled it none refundable it's sad I'll never be able to drive because of my narcolepsy
I'm a virgin
I started choking earlier eating fucking sweetcorn and I'm sure a piece went down my windpipe. Just looked it up and it'll probably give me pneumonia, could even take weeks before it starts. Brilliant that.
>>219866433you're a rare case among us lot mate. we're all shaggers
>>219866431clunge pool
>>219866431fit polish girl feet
>>219866433Well done
>>219866429Why don’t you get a motorbike instead you’d enjoy it more I think
>>219866397omg love this
>>219866422ffs i told you not to expose that to the /brit/ lads
right that's it i'm turning the computer off
might eat the single serve aldi za i've got in the fridgewill go nice with this bottle of wine which im already halfway through x
>>219866433mad i'm the only virgin at toil
>>219866444slow down your eating fatty
>The French men involved have now been identified as Khalil Abderrahmen Mejbri, Romain Charles Michel Galatioto, Anthony Guy Gerard Wengler, Thomas Eric Coretin Wisniewski, Anthony Auque, Satilmis Sahan and Mouhamadou Wade.>The Swiss national has been named as Lucas Haiaiel Ngandjeu Djamen Tchatchou.
>>219866489all pizzas are single serve if youre hungry enough
>>219866317
deeply pondering the plight of sheffield wednesday
Iran preparing to lay mines in Strait of Hormuz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk87a7r0V60
>>219866387Most have 12-16 but all automatic nowadays. Not really anymore but I did when I used to do a lot of farm deliveries
>>219866522ah yes the "massive" with less than 0 points
getting blacked x
>>219866522but they play on saturday
bit stormy
>>219866555that's so coolat least you have a cool job even if you don't like it much
A bit of levity
>>219866541This is not a grammatically correct sentence.Do you mean is preparing? Was preparing? Will be preparing? Has been preparing?
Was Lee Harvey Oswald actually shot on live tv
>>219866612if i were in the RAF i'd drop a bomb on him
>>219866572All the women in the comments were laughing at her wig
*gets knocked down but gets up again*
>>219866593under a blanket with a hot water bottle and enjoying it also farting
Practicing my taekwondo kicks in the kitchen. Can kick to just below head hight on a side kick now team
>Spurs
>>219866431corrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>219866620no that was a stunt cooked up to advertise rite guard
come ongive us the Cheltenham tips
I've been spiritually blacked
>>219866644reckon you could obliterate my bollocks?
>having to use 1 of my mere 22 days off I'm allowed per year for the sole purpose of going to the dentist absolutely everything about life is shit
>keeper subbed before half time fucking kek
The battle casualty numbers in WW1 battles are so mad It'll be like Battle of Arminholtz, lasted 4-9th September, 600,000 dead.
>>219866644bet you look absolutely ridiculous. post a pic
>>219866644>>219866673reckon you would let me watch you obliterate his bollocks?
◉ 06' Atletico 1-0 Tottenham◉ 14' Atletico 2-0 Tottenham◉ 15' Atletico 3-0 Tottenham
Give me Woman's Football, or give me death.....
>>219866644would kick your arsehole with my tongue
>>219866701STOP THE COUNT
>>219866682same bodycount as your mum
say cheese
flaberge
Mate has developed a really zesty intonation to how he speaks how do I approach him about this?
getting brainwashed by british public service
>>219866701lol funny predictions nice memeoh wait that's actually happening
>>219866724tights erotic
>>219866595Thanks mate don’t get me wrong I love the driving just lots of shit companies
>>219866674wait euros are always saying it’s better there??
>>219866724
there is nothing sexier than a woman offering you her bare feet just ask Scholesy
footfags are so obnoxious. they take immense, almost jingoistic pride in having an odd fetish. they're the vegan cyclists of the pornographic world.
>>219866674pro tip: use up all your days off and then take a cheeky sick day or twothey can't do nun bout it x
hiding in the cupboard
have 3 different pairs of running trainers but I don't run
tottenham… dem a tek it yeh? :(
>>219866782does this actually work?
>>219866763>eurosYeah because I’m sure it’s the same everywhere here. Romania, Estonia, UK, Portugal etc all exactly the same right?
>>219866775yeah even hotter when its your daughter
>>219866776more of an armpit man me
>>219866763britian isn't european. we're a bootlegged america with shit weather and rampant poverty. our one saving grace is that we use to be wog free, but labour and the tories saw to that.
feet are lush and you're probably gay if you dislike them
tudor out
Got the John Mearsheimer on
>>219866674Sicky?
>>219866803I bought a pair that are completely useless in the rainbut sun's coming back out now so i can use them again
>>219866839scran
>>219866821sounds like a really shit superhero
aright then, list everything bad about your life currently. bet most of you lot are pissing and moaning about literally nothing.
>>219866857I’m a 30 year old virgin with no friends and my family don’t like me
>>219866857my right ear isn't working properly and i might be deaf forever
if the iranian regime is so terrible why is their film industry so KINO
>>219866857weigh 115kg and i think i'm an alcoholic
>>219866857cia is listening to my thoughts
>>219866857no gf
it pie night
government idea: limit the number of annual medical school places to 7,000 and then import subpar nigerian doctors to make up the inevitable difference
>>219866948lush
>>219866948followed by poo night
>>219866857No friends (literally not even one, I have 2 contacts)Never had a jobHave no qualifications or skillsIsolated for over 6 years so social skills are non existent Crippling anxiety which literally stops me from doing anything which involves leaving my house
>>219866857smeggy bedroom reek too pungent
my flatmate is bugging the fuck out wtfi think he took some drugs or something i can hear him panting and gasping through the wall
HAVE A POOA GIANT POO
>>219866987ask him if hes okay
you either die a rorkeor live long enough to become a leftypol
>>219866987get him shagged while he's out of it. you wont have the chance again
>>219866674>not usign sick leave for thisyou fuckign moronmaybe get them to drill your thick skull in while thyere at it
>Crippling anxiety
spurs bros...
>>219866857Left school at 14 with only a couple of GCSE's Been severely depressed and anxious since i was roughly 11/12Absolutely no social life to speak of, might as well be a different species from the people I live around and the idea of a girlfriend is pure fantasymy family tree is one big circle of drugs, poverty and spousal violence including my own father(now dead)Smoke way too much ganja to the point its melting my brain but simply cannot stopdead-end tesco job, menial pay, co-workers are all people who don't speak English, over 65 or children.Live in a shitty council flat surrounded by crime and permanently on benefits dole mummies with twelve kids they let go around smashing peoples windows in/chasing cats/doing drugsFound out I am on the verge of kidney failure because of a genetic problem rather than be unhealthy and will need surgeryA couple of hobbies but spend most of my time working or in my dingy old room posting on the 'chonim also starting to bald at 24
fucking hell been a while since i've seen a webb
imagine living here lads
>>219867004nah i hate himit's loud and annoying though
>>219867027What am I lying then?
>severely depressed and anxious since i was roughly 11/12made an arse of yourself at the school disco and then never got over it, did you?
>depressed and anxious
>>219866857>Major depressive disorder>Bulimia nervosa>Borderline personality disorder >Gender identity disorder Suspected narcolepsy And I STILL manage to work and study despite my illnesses
>>219867043what do you mean image? loads of posters here live in glasgow.
About to eat this 500g pot of Tesco's finest custard
the concept of 'a picture is worth a thousand words' is reversed when we're referring to explicit material. because reading about something sexy is so much hotter than watching it
>>219867079oi u !
Were Death Grips on a mad one
>>>/sp/153808627leftypol at the gym
>>219867084Alri custard bastard
well hang on, his black gf has now just come into his roomwtf was he doing? poppers or some shit?
oil prices... have le risen?
>Major depressive disorder
>>219867084saw some custard in aldi earlier and thougth i could scran that right nowgot rice pudding insteadmight scran it right now
>>219866877>>219866883>>219866911>>219866920>>219866934>>219866973>>219866976>>219867034blgo on
That's the thing having a moan is one thing but having a defeatist attitude won't change anything and frankly you belong in /Britfeel/Now let's get steaming
Have you ever been on a mad one?
>>219867145thread review later on?
>>219867145and you belong in the men’s toilets
>>219867151never
>>219867176wanking to this x
>>219867168Yeah I can do mate>>219867169Id be at risk of rape and sexually assault
using chilli oil as wanking lube
>>219866877>>219866973>>219867034>>219867056get a clue
>>219867151only proverbially
>>219867183bit gay
>>219867185yeah from me
>>219867185>Id be at risk of rape and sexually assaultquite the high opinion of oneself
>>219867176crikey hector look at thatlooks like some form of appendage
pov: you're that weird bloke from the gay football team
>>219867176nice to see the gherkin is becoming more inclusive
>>219867210how is it gay to wank over a woman
leftypol in the gym
saw one of these cats today
don't think women have willies
>>219867284Matebergs got one of those
>>219867169HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
how much does EW cost the taxpayer
hearing other people complain about their problems makes me feel better about my life
>>219867316more than £0 which is already far too much
>>219867291erm bigot
>>219866389I do one like that
far too stoned
spicehead
Staggeringly shitelol
where the fucking hell is the new then
>>219866619
Shut the FUCK up
Are we not having a new then
>>219867425woah man wtf where did that come from?
Get it made, Rorke
how come no one ever asks leftypol to make it
>>219867500We don’t respect leftypol
GENTRIFICATION IN TYPOGRAPHY YAHTHE FONT IS GENTRIFIED YAHfuck off just fuck offwho the fucking hell cares
sharted on the new
>>219867566
making new threads is for neeks
