I made it.
he made it
King Charles has converted to Islam
>>219867587no peters
>>219867566>I made it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xWySsr23x0
Genuinely remarkable how zesty the modern man has become even in the last 5 yearsFlatmateberg uses teeth whitening strips, rubber gloves while washing the dishes and won't leave the house without "applying an spf"This bloke plays rugby
feeding icre cream to myself like that monkey wihr no hands
They may as well go ahead and make James Bond a black tranny, given the absolutely abhorrent state of real world British espionage. If James Bond were real, he’d probably be sat at a computer assigned to monitor incels making posts about poo in the British culture general of a Mongolian horse breeding forum.
>>219867612ah yes famously non poofter sport rugby
tottenham bulls luh existential crisis rn
I came into this world a virgin and I will die a virgin
>>219867625um
>>219867640And the yank James Bond?
Why don't virgin lads just take up the priesthood? At least then there would be a purpose to it.
>>219867643Rugby players are traditionally so secure in their masculinity they don't even consider how shoving something up their arse for a dare could be gay
>>219867625strange looking vagina
>>219867640didnt like they made the love interest an ugly black in a knight of the seven kingdoms
why aren't the mares allowed?
Spurs. Funny
>>219867687Dying for Israel probably.
>>219867693Yeah could do I suppose but I don't know anything about the church so I sure it wouldn't be so easy
need to stop going on hypnotube
right me tummy is full of pizza icream and wine and now i feel sick
>>219867714she’s black in the source material
It would appear that not caring is key to being comfy
willy wanking time
Feeling mint
Ruddy hell!
british roses
Would kms but I worry what might happen to my soul if I do
>>219867788what is wrong with women
>>219867758no she isn't she dornish she's tanned at most
>>219867795thats a man rose
>>219867795Looks like my high school oneitis Drove myself crazy over her and the dumb bit is I’m positive she liked me back but I was too much of a freak to ever do anything
Dealt with lots of people on benniesAside from the obvious fake mento elf stuff, it seems like the problem is families on benefits. Shouldn't get money per child for a start. Shouldn't get anything if there's more than one working age adult in the house.All the money wasted on this scum to keep them content. Meanwhile there are actual spackers and mentally ill individuals just left to their own devices, often without family support, isolated in little hovels across the country because it costs less than a dedicated, high quality free care system
How would YOU describe your fashion sense? What's your go to style?What garms are you repping?
just realised my flat door has been open all dayany number of black men could have entered and had a go on my arse
>>219867812Seethe more
Any future James Bond films need to be set in the 1960s during the Cold War. Modern Britain doesn’t even have a navy, much less spies.
Might move to Ohio with a mexican gf
>>219867840I dress like Joe from You, unironically
>>219867852cor
>>219867788not into the rape stuff frankly
>>219867864make it a secret army of dwarfs and call it MI0.5
>>219867852Reminds of the time I was kept prisoner in the gay trap house
i really need to learn to get off the computeri could be playing a game on my console, reading a book on my kindle, watching a movie on the telly, exercising, practicing the guitar. but im just on the pc all night not really doing anything.
>>219867566
>>219867566im the best man. i deed it.
Embrace the zestEnjoy the fruit
new sheetshad a showerwomfy
Maybe someone here can answer this >>219867891
Need Emma Watson to release a smelly fart whilst sitting on my face.
>>219867998we just like them sort of soggydifferent type of flavour
>>219867998gay porn poo rorke zesty foden
>>219868017this. get them drenched in vinegar
AI is scary
>>219867998Chips(British term)≠friesFries are seasoned and crispy, British chips are seasoned with ice water and mushy.
>>219867998none of your fuckign business
>>219868058stop staring at screens and it magically dissapears
hope not hate is a mossad front
>>219867869wish we had cardinal birds
>>219868083woah no way I thought it was an organic movement
how do people enjoy coffee? even one tea gives me crippling anxiety and a sleepless night
hope over fearbairns not bombs
been having feral bent dreams since i started melatonin
>>219868119Try not being a bitch hope that helps
two satsumas and a banana for meim fruitmaxxing
>did some work for toilberg back in January>just noticed that one small part of it is wrong>if I tell him he'll be furious and probably fire me, but if I don't tell him then I could be in even bigger trouble in the long runwat do
>>219868119through gradual tolerance increases
>>219868157dunno what it is about her but she's so peng
had my bath
>>219868157watching this video, my brain got a glimpse of what she'd look like when 40but i cant imagine what he would look like at 40. maybe if he was fatter it'd be easier to make the connection.
>>219868177honesty is the best policy
>>219868204Bet you’re squicky clean lad
>>219868177youre finished mate
>>219867479Holy peng
>>219867935like a place where drugs are sold and used that is also filled with homosexuals? Or a house filled with traps, which are gay.
phwoarhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773076016099772.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773076016099772.webm
>>219868177psyop time. create tension between colleagues by inserting fear, uncertainty and doubt into conversations and reports, pit colleagues against each other and blame them once bossman spots the mistake
>>219868267yeah i am
>>219868320oh my gosh
>>219868320hard to believe that's a man
>>219868320how the hell is there cum in his bum
it's it deceptive that i hid how much of i degenerate i am to my gf? i spend most of my evening on /brit/ for christ's sake, but she has no idea
>>219868320bit gay
>>219868320that reminds me I want to ask for some tranny porn lost media in those threads yesterday but I forgor
>>219867988Gettin your womf on, bro?
>>219868374could be worse
Who was the lad how bet on Tottenham? Sure he said 5-1
protestants piss me off
>>219868374pretty sure all men do this, I had to stop unfollowing every meme account and woman on instagram so this is basically my last outlet
>>219868374what does she think you're doing, practicing violin or something?fact is you're sat on your arse farting around doing nothing much, same as she is
all mi 'cels in da brit gettin womfy
love a good bombay mix
>>219868353its cum lube
Still can't get over the Chainsaw Man chapter. There has to be a part 3 surely
gf who scrolls feminist tiktok vs bf who scrolls /brit/
>>219868353Natural anal leakage
>>219868502she watches hasan
>>219868440time to go back to your own shithole country lad
sir the right honourable alexander boris de pfeffel johnson
A silent war is going on right now. It's about control and dominance. The antichrist spirit is manifesting in so many ways in society, in politics and conflicts. Our prayer has the ability to affect the outcomes of global conflicts around the world.
slightly too warm after getting that hot water bottle onmight open the window
>>219868593says who - rorke?
>>219868593fuck off you larping little neek
>>219868610you still farting lad?
>>219868533This is my country
does that lad who takes really long incel walks (25k+ steps) still post here?
Already 21:35pmMight as well head back into work
>>219868641yeahinsides have felt rearranged since i had konjac noodles
It stormy
>>219868659>really long>25k stepsReally nigga that’s an average walk
>>219868659no
*comes sluttishly high steping into the thread to the tune of 'big spender'*
>>219868703not here
>>219868741That's about five hours of walking for the average person
catberg purring sexily near my ear
>>219868779Yeah you’re not walking to the shops it’s a hike
this lad going on a 20km hike to get milk from the shops
>>219868859sc
>>219868824smoked changa with that lad round leeds betway casino
>>219868846rorke unmasked
corrr she’s a beaut
Any of you ever wanted to be a fuck? I do I just don’t know how to
Ok everyone ..beHereTomorrowfor Lots MoreCheltenham Horse racingcoverage !!
>>219868899cronem have a secret service???
got a sausage roll, a milk and some biscuits for supperstein
>>219868899Is this a mission in the new cod?
where's 190?
>>219868987/box/ most likely
as if sandcastle are beating Barca
what the fug is bludovich on about now
i'm so over work this week and it's only tuesday
watching Sips play Grim Fandango
>>219869036ktimand i had monday off
>>219869036you vill toil for the good of the hive
Why the fuck is the default nowadays zesty and I'm seen as weird for simply being a normal bloke??
>>219869042Good game but don't advertise some shit streamer nor pathetically brag about watching streamers
>>219869055My name is mark corrigan and I am an honourable man
to me...zesty foden is just a normal foden...
i've tasted unemploymenti've tasted minimum age worki wouldn't recommend it
I want a girlfriend but i'm far too mentally unstable for one
>>219869110>i've tasted minimum ageum!!
>>219869066put zesty chemicals in the water didn't they
It’s all moids given the chance. But loser moids will use older women for a roof and maybe abuse the step kids.The other moids are holding out for younger ones until they got the money and are better socialized to get the young girl to have kids with .The pool does shrink and hard to trust the ones willing to date you. Some will even see you as practice till they can upgradeIt’s not easyCash the youth chip in well
>>219869110*wage fucks sake
raining out and it lush
>>219869117Same. Need to sort myself out first
me mum died in the holly me dad got killed by stalin
>>219869110minimum wage toil was fun when I was younger. living with my mates going out all the time not giving a shit about toil. used to live comfortably but got no idea how looking back
>>219869110Freudian slipNONCE
mfw da owls got a point
>>219869145it'll be alrightonce i've been off these meds for a while i'll balance out again i reckon
can you lose weight and drink every now and then
>>219869185See you in a week lad. Feel bad for you Wendies even if you were cunts at Wembley Huge W at Wrexham tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4qVISboqs8
>>219869117ktim but instead of mentally unstable i'm too fat
>>219869208yeah. as long as you're still in a calorie deficit
Funny how all the pol humour threads these days are all AI slop. Truly appeals to the lowest forms of subhuman
bit bloody blustery out
>>219869208yeah but it's loads easier (to lose weight) to quit it altogether during your diet because it has effects beyond just straight calories
>>219869208Like twice a month If you actually want to lose weight you've got to be a strong boy.I went from 24 stone to 10 stone at my lowest on 2 Weetabix, a chicken salad, and a "normal" tea like spag bol or chicken tikka for a year
our natalie
>>219869253It's calmed down here now
>>219869214That’s what I used to think then I got in good shape and realised I’m mentally unstable
>computer lagging randomlyah yes a windows update must have invited itself in. thank you massa bill gates very grateful
This is England
>>219869255such as?
>>219869287Lad at the front looks fruity
>>219869288my os only updates when i ask it to
the great replacement
>>219869128This actually true?
titch
bum
>>219869343vile
sometimes i stop and imagine heatherpaedo hunched over his laptop in his vile incel room, hurriedly punching in various prompts involving black men and euphemisms for their penises until he gets an "acceptable" result
>>219869288so is mine
my whole family is now redpilled on the Js
>>219869287Salam alaikum
>>219869343would need a mandingo meat missile to give it to her properly
>>219868883Rorke's whip
>>219869322Jesus Christ get a fucking life mate haha You could be painting Warhammer and make some Warhammer mates.Then from there get some friends and maybe a girlfriend one day. Baby steps for now though.
What would your leftypol code name be? Me? I’d be Steel
no titches
>>219869373I'd be Magnet
>>219869343looks like it'd be uncomfortable walking around with all that
>>219869373Nogger
>>219868534Why are Momentum promoting Boris Johnson? I thought they’d be opposed to him?
>>219869373codename big knob
>>219869373cumslave420
>>219869373Shagger would be mine
I am human and I need to be loved
Retarded youtube algorithm hasn't got me figured out
>>219869426you bf isn't here so you will have to repost these so you can get brownie points from him
>>219869452knows me quite well
>>219869452mine has loads of asmr feet videos atmmust have been having mucky wanks when steaming
>>219869468Suicide is a false economy. We're all going to die at some point so you might as well do as much cool stuff as you possibly can before death takes you.
Emma Watson has a pooey bum.
>>219869501memento mori n that
obama
>>219869513and are you the top or the bottom?
>>219869363yeah my cock couldn't get past her arse
>>219869468holy fucking grimoli
benefits street was pure britkino tv
women actually genuinely unironically biologically hate seeing a man relax
IM GONNA MISS GTA 6 INNIT
Sleep Token time again. I mean I loved Evanescence as a kid so it makes sense. Just scratches an itch even if I normally have good tastes.https://youtu.be/Qw0bebAzsYc
had no idea this was coming
>>219869573what is that
>>219869554My missus is literally texting me "are you done yet" anytime I have time with the boys
>>219869573lush
>>219869573thought it was a little snowy earlier
>>219869598atb
>>219869598Mate I'd marry her. She's literally an angel.
>>219869589the abyss come to swallow us up
>>219869598>>219869615why do you spam this bloke? what do you get out of it?
>>219869620aka rorke's gaping anus
>tfw weird physically impossible fetishes
>>219869656There was a lad on /d/ from Geordieland that used to wank off to anime girls getting transformed into tables and stuff hahaNot for me. I prefer mature women in bikinis and stuff.
>>219869615he was peng when he was a bloke too tbf
didnt start wanking properly until i was 15
sir peng bloke
right side of my chest is still hurting and has been hurting all day
>>219869656giantess?
>>219869656asian man black woman
>>219869712>>219869717HypermuscleHypercock
on the lewd asmr to try and emulate the sexual and emotional intimacy a girlfriend is meant to provide
just got off a mad one
If only we could turn back the clock…
>>219869726rorke hitting the scolding the dog
>>219869747no need to be worried lad
>>219869570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IimEXpnWShc
My friends… come back… don’t leave
women lack empathy when it comes to menall the weird little things they fixate on they think men are actually aware of and that we're simply refusing to acknowledge that awareness out of spitethey simply do not understand that we don't care about the things that they do
Radiohead in the studio be like: Yeah this sounds like 22 years worth of pent up depression, drop it
love my sexy vape
>>219869824but what if it exploded
>>219869824your lungs don't
>>219869855
see if you think about america is really made up of all of the most annoying people from all corners of the world and throughout time
drunk, listening to the tarzan soundtrack, and crying
>>219869859wasn’t funny
>>219869855vaping is completely harmless unironically
Got the Elusin on
>>219869887not bloody impressed is he
swear this bloke was gay on deal or no deal but when it was his turn they showed a picture of his wife and two kids
>>219869887If two guys did this to a woman they'd get arrested. Just saying
>>219869887illegal and i would be calling the police
got to go to fucking work tomorrowpiss take
>>219869887don't waste your bandwidth on this one
A 17 year old boy has been raped at Sheffield train station, 50 year old man arrested
>>219869940cheer up
I will NOT buy a game console just to play GTA 6. Release the fucker on PC or fuck off.
the elites are pouring infinite money in to ai so their demonic gods can manifest in the real world x
>>219869887women are so cringe
wind's picked up ain't it
The bedtime read
>>219869944rorke getting bummed in the train station toilets by Ngubu Mzwembe
chucking gay porn flyers out my window
only gone and raped my own arse
>>219869948feel like pure shit just want the weekend back
>>219869950it's going to be shit just like 5
Comfy smoking my gay porn weed and listening to the storm
>>219869767Love II he's a great drummer
>>219870002lush
>>219869944literally howjust clench your bumhole
>>219869615So they don't NEED to transition before puberty in order to pass. Interesting.
ah shit, lads, i've got a good onesomeone post a picture of a white van that's been in an accident, like it took a corner too fast or somethingthen someone else reply 'rorke's drift'imagine the (you)s
>>219869982again?!
>>219869984His politics make sense when you realise there are a vocal minority of people of Irish descent who don't consider themselves English.
If you were told that a certain group of people in the world celebrated their religious festival by starting a war, bombing a neighbouring country and ritualistically killed around 180 children as a sacrifice to their god, I'd call them disgusting and think it's righteous to hate them.What do you think?
>>219870014just break their dick off with your ring
>>219870024couple of bradley's at most, that
>>219870031>if you were told... I'd call them... What do you think? Your post is unironically incomprehensible
>>219870031what have the quakers done this bloody time
>>219870031i'd say "that's showbiz, baby!" and start tapdancing
>>219870029The general public is going to cotton on to this soon enough, especially now boomers have learned to use social media they can see @GearoidSibochanahn talking about how he wants to murder english children
>>219870024scream
>>219870031Ramadam already is it?
>>219870072i liked this post
defenestrating my bollocks
I'm collecting (You's) for charity
might become an expert in a really niche hobbyi'm thinking grass identification. quite like the different types and all the subtle differences. might make a collection of grass speciesmight include sedges and rushes. not racist
I'm a Bong lefty, not like a rainbow flag one. I love Norf FC, I'll call a spade a spade, and a ladyboy a ladyboy. Just a believer in the power of a Union and people getting an honest day's pay for an honest day's work.Basically this country has gone to the dogs. I'll spare you all the usual stuff about vampire capital, that's obvious.It's the people around us. Screaming kids and fat mothers ordering mystery meat immigrants to deliver them takeaways on illegal eBikes. People are fucking checked out.We need community and respect, and libraries and public swimming pools and stuff for people to do and feel proud of. Not 80IQ spastics wrapping themselves in the Union Jack.Fuck Keir, he's just going to usher in a Reform government that will do fuck all but sell shit off to the Yanks and make the most miserable angry thickos happy.
>>219870109;)
>>219870112
>>219870119>>219870119>>219870119
>>219870058Obviously he meant "if one were told..." I found it quite straightforward to understand.
>>219870072larfed
>>219869887stupid bitches
>>219869984camp of the saints
