edward hopper edition
>>219871890yehremember tazos?
right that's me
shaving my bollocks with a reciprocating saw.
>>219871967vaguely
>>219871981did this oncedon't do it anymore
>>219871989quite short inne
for me it was stretch armstrong
>>219872006oh same, let me tell you
I am -- without a doubt -- the most pathetic runt to have opened a webpage on 4chan with the subject of /brit/. This is not a matter of opinion. It is the most self-evident truth that should be readily apparent to all men with working eyes and ears. I would even argue that this is a matter of principle accessible to the deafblind, to those of us with impaired acquisition of sense data.There is simply no other man in this thread that is runtier than I. I am the archetype; the very definition, the beginning and the end of all semantic range of the word.
>>219872022right well I didnt need that sort of reply
used to fill him to the brim with spunk
>>219871967
>tazostheyre called pogs you freaks
>>219872028i runtmog you i guarantee that
>>219872071I walked into the runtologist's office once and set the sprinklers off lad. Test me and you'll live to forget it.
>>219872071Make your case
>>219872028Doubt any of these apply to you
>>219872066Pigs didn’t have those little cuts on the outside.
pasta delivery on the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_veZDCHcNw
>>219872093i can'tit's too embarrassing
Need Emma Watson’s eggy farts up my nostrils pronto.
>>219872034let me guess... republican
>>219872130A true runt would have no qualms. Nothing to lose.
Off to my runt cosy
>>219872118emmayank unmasked
wishing upon a star
>>219871986how about these
thog dont caare
>>219872167gngn
hello gents
>>219872204creepy childhood memories <3
listening to doppelganger by the fall of troy
Any birds of a feather in?
>>219872308more of an eye of the tiger myself
Postman Scat
>>219872034what did he do
>>219872359poostman pat
Why do doctors and lawyers in London need to steal cell phones? Are things that grim over there?
>>219872361ass to mouth
>>219872349VPN off gingerpedo
>>219872404>implying
what actually is soyjak party and why does everyone who talks about it seem to be a teenager from south america
Bit fucking quiet in her isn't it
HELLLLOOOOOO
>>219872481>in herscrim
Frasier:Professor Calculus, your work in applied physics is remarkable. I must confess, it’s not every evening that my living room hosts a man who has designed lunar rockets.Professor Calculus:Eh? Yes, yes, rockets are terribly useful for opening stubborn jam jars.Niles (quietly to Frasier):Did he say jam jars?Frasier:I believe he did.Professor Calculus:Of course, the real challenge is acoustic resonance. One must consider the harmonic vibration of the lid.Niles:Frasier, this may be the first time someone has used physics to justify poor pantry management.Frasier:Professor, I’m curious—do you consider your work primarily theoretical, or is it driven by experimentation?Professor Calculus:Exasperation? Oh yes, quite often. Especially when Captain Haddock attempts to help.Niles:No, no—experimentation.Professor Calculus:Ah! Yes! One must experiment constantly. Only yesterday I tested a device that renders objects temporarily invisible.Frasier:Invisible?Niles:Frasier, imagine the implications. One could finally avoid tedious dinner invitations.Frasier:Niles, invisibility is not a socially acceptable means of declining a soirée.Professor Calculus (peering at Frasier’s sherry):Hmm. Fascinating liquid.Frasier:Amontillado.Professor Calculus:Ah yes, ammonia! Excellent cleaning solvent.Niles (whispering):Frasier, I fear the professor may accidentally invent something catastrophic in your kitchen.Frasier:Niles, relax. What’s the worst that could happen?(A faint mechanical humming noise comes from Calculus’s briefcase.)Professor Calculus:Oh dear.Frasier:What is that sound?Professor Calculus:My experimental anti-gravity oscillator.Niles:Frasier.Frasier:Yes, Niles?Niles:Your sofa is beginning to float.Professor Calculus:Splendid! It works!Frasier:Good lord.
Listening to music makes me feel happyThank you music
mad how big rihanna still is despite not releasing any music for a decade
>>219872511yammed any biscoff eggs lately?
I'm so fucking sick of being anxious and depressed all the time
horse game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxX-RMH3bTo
>>219872559ktim but don't know how to fix it
>>219872369The UK has officially fallen
i swear were living in bizarro worldthis isnt a real person
fucking hate normal peoplespiteful mutant me
>1:43am in Britainmaybe get some sleep yeah?
>>219872700>Menahan>infolibnews Irish diaspora
>>219872700yeah thats f*cked up. i think the message here is we can fight dirty too. they do this type of sh*t constantly thinking themselves the more clever. when it happens to them leftypol loses his sh*t like a little girl.
shut up yank
i'm a member of a secret society that none of you know about
pen island
Having lots of thoughts and feeling a little depressed
member of pie eaters of cheadle society mehad one of those big 1.6kg beef and onion shortcrust pies earlier with a load of beef dripping gravy and chips
>depressionweb.png
i'm the only /brit/ poster to ever step foot in bovington
>An Auckland teacher filmed herself urinating in classrooms, on a student’s property, and masturbating, to post on a pornographic website.>One video showed a her urinating on the floor of a classroom, while another depicted urination on a hat in a lost property box with a student’s name clearly visible.>During Lisa Edmondson’s time at the school there was an ongoing urine smell in some of the classrooms.The urine smell was around the time a classroom block reopened after refurbishment, and initially the smell was assumed to be coming from rats and mice.>Cleaners carried out a deep clean over the Christmas holidays and the smell was eradicated. But, the smell returned the following year in Term 1 as Edmondson had resumed teaching full time at the school.
>>219872790corrrrrr fat shit
>>219872827i mean you just would though wouldn't you
savannah bond on the front page of wikipedia
>>219872827not what a teacher should be doing really
imagine being on of the few africans in africa who actually has a triple digit iq and having to live around the normal ones all the timelike that guy in empire of dustthat must suck
I think hip hop really has a negative effect on the brains of blacks. it can't be good for the soul to have that shit beamed into your head every day of your life.
>>219872964agreed. the basic message - you arent shit. i sell dope and have a lot more money than you, therefore i fuck your bitch, hence why you arent shit.
>>219872964rap being that way is a psyop
Only thing ive yammed all day is some 'stacihios
"how'd you like your birthday cake rorke?"
>>219872964everyone else is correctthey were pretty much normal and well adjusted and then rap was created lol
>>219872770
>>219873002happy bday rorke !! xx
>>219872738>fight dirtyit's called a war crime, chaim
>>219873063whats it called when they do it?
So much to do so little time x
giggling and jumping up and down
Needing gf
>>219873078it's called a war crime too, but third world shitholes don't care about that labelsomething to consider innit
>Toil has become insanely demanding>let all my gym new years resolutions go to shityou simply cannot have both ladsMonies and a tub of lardOr poor and /fit/there is no option 3
i guess that cunt getting eaten
Poo and farts come out of that.
Erica Kirk is literally Wonder Woman
Ohio, Arizona, Buenos Aires on the mind today
>>219873104two wrongs dont make a right. but what use it one part of the world is adhering to rules of law / war and if another willfully ignorant part of the world is bombing civilians because allah or whoever wills it (for example)it wont make a difference. these people only learn when theyre beaten into submission and see the people around them dying. thats when they have a change of heart and crack open the biblethe british fought fairly during the american revolution and look what happened there.
how will remigration worked for mixed people?
guffawing
Sir Nick Fuentes
>>219873167laughed at this
>>219873167nice b8 m8
>>219873167screammm
>>219873167spewing
>>219873166depends on the race of the dad
>>219873203what if your father is black and you're a leng girl?
I love Emma Watson, stinky butthole or not.
>>219873226she has no curves
>>219873221fitties can stayberlusconi strategy
Mad how leftypol killed the west for no reason
excited for the world cupthink it'll be a laugh
I went from Phoenix, ArizonaAll the way to TacomaPhil-a-delph-e-a, Atlanta, L.A.Norrrrrrrthern CaliforniaWhere the girls are warm
>Email the other week doing a little fundrasier for a lad who was leaving>Email the week prior of some woman who's turning 40>Got one today asking for money cause some girl is doing a marathon for some charityDonations are public and it's a small company so I feel obliged to throw in a tenner or a scoreDoes this happen at you lads companies? Fucking drives me up the wall.
>>219873252oh do give it a rest rorkewe're all tucked into bed
>>219873281hey men and they are pigs
yeah let me get the rapist breakfast
rorke putting the final touches to his 'lord farquad was actually based' dissertation
Hitler was right about the Jews and wrong about basically everything else
to pimp a butterfly fucking sucks
>>219873383Kendrick lamar sucks in general
>>219873383u, momma, how much a dollar cost and complexion are good
>>219873383rap isn't music
>>219873377
Girls with giant freakin noses for me
the poos and pissrael
leftypol fucking the dragon from shrekrorke fucking the gingerbread man
rorke shagging an onion
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gutsMutilated monkey meatDirty little birdy feetGreat green gobs of greasy grimy gopher gutsAnd me without my spoon
doing a watchhttps://youtu.be/u72mLCtO71c
You've started your summer cut, right? Not going to be a fat sweaty slob for summer are you?
Don't think I've ever had Hawaiian pizza Don't really like pineapple in any case I guess the contrast between the ham and the pineapple is what makes it Just can't imagine choosing that over any other option
>>219873492>for summerever
sad they making a british snl. ita so cringe and 70% of the time completely unfunny. and the british cast look even more reddit than the american one
>>219873492I'm a skeleton
>>219873498for me?big kahuna burger>>219873503shagged a birds arse on those very sands in the height of some sultry summer
not just racist in my dislike of rap btwi enjoy some jazz and funk and soul and r&b and thatjust cannot stand rap, at all
>>219873525lissen death grips
>>219873430cope
>>219873523https://www.reddit.com/r/UsedPantiesNortheast/
>>219873525rap is a very very diverse genre, no way you can't like some it without even trying to listen to diff types of rap
My whole life I've been struggling ill forever be the same
its 3 in the morningdoesn't feel like it
I am racist but I like Sade and FKA Twiggs and Sonique music.
>>219873544There are also diverse kinds of feces and I don't plan on eating any.
>>219873549ktimmed at this
>>219873549Tried prayer or too smart for that?
>>219873564Too retarded actually
it annoys me that normalfags don't know what incel meansit's a good word but they just use it to mean "man who is chuddy"
I put drugs in my coat i put luv in my coke
>>219873559eat shit retarded racist
>>219873559him? done
>>219873551relatable, this.
>>219873587He literally just said he wasn’t going to eat any.
turn 45 tomorrow...
I fucking hate wogs of all kinds Wish only white people existed
I am a rapist.
>>219873665Sicrmikg
>>219873648what did mediterraneans ever do to you? they're not that bad...
>>219873643happy bday unc
>>219873587
>>219873648same
i don't want to get a job
My country is kind of badass bros
Dare i say that my veggie burger was leng
Really should kill myself
There must be an easy way out Obviously you wouldn't find it online so easily
>Shortly after the incident that left Bobby Vernon Jr. severely injured and comatose, James and Marie Lapp committed suicide.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772673337367665.mp4
Any unemployed nigger in
>>219873814ktim>>219873877ktim
>>219873877yes negro
I like using 4chan X now, now that I've customised it to my liking
>>219873814
>>219873870doing his epic speech in that voice so he doesn't wake up mum in the other room
Fogypad
My life is worthless mad how most people would be totally unbothered if a man of my ilk killed themselves
>>219873897more than halfway through, and let me just say ..im enjoying this quite a bit
>>219873576No jargon survives contact with the populace
Cor imagine if we colonise another planet ladsLet's fucking do it
>>219873906
>>219873906i've said it already and i'll say it againktim!
>>219873906I care about you anon
>>219873929
>>219873906i love you <3
Almost 3 hours until shop opens and I can get more booze
>>219873933>>219873946You don't even know me
Just seen a DIY bollocks removal
>>219873949>I love you translation: i wanna f*ck you up the arse and then discard you like a used condom
>>219873949I am the milkman of human kindness I can spare an extra pint
>>219873949well i know we have something in common and if we met i'm sure we'd get along
>>219873965Thank you milk man
gingerpaedo you never said why your parents didn't like you, do you know why?
>>219873975nobody likes himthat's why he acts out for attention on the only place he can find it
>>219873985I'm kind of a psychologist so maybe I can work out what's going on
>>219873975im just being honest with you. would you prefer i lieoh anon please dont kys i care...believe me, i do!!
>>219873992good luck trying to get a straight answer from him
rape toil scran
>>219873994Wdym, what was the honest answer?
>>219873994why can't you give a normal answer?
Susan boyle rape arse
thinking about all the cringe shit i did with my ex when i was 18fucking hell
>>219874035what like
just sneezed
>>219874005tape foil saran
>>219874035sex?
>>219874008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESF7KENCZEE
>>219874039doing that annoying baby talk shite with hershagging her on her mums bed
In 5 years I will be a 40 year old virgin like in the film
>>219874050Is it because I called you gingerpaedo you don't want to talk, idk what other name to use, what do you prefer?
>>219874068prefer you stop altogether, idiot
someone should make a sponsor block but for all the like and subscribe begging getting real tired of this shit
>>219874084You don't want to be talked to?
me? just a sensitive 27 year old man writing an essay for school
>>219874093no i meant your stupid nametags >mousenonce>diegoetcgrow tf up real quick
>>219874093He is genuinely mentally ill, you won't reach him.
>>219874098You are a genuine paedophile though
>>219874105youre upset. breathe. again, just being honest.
>>219874098Is it true you're non verbal?
>>219874098Ok what's your real name then?
>>219874108>Neurosequential Model>In short, they aren't just "liking" music or art—their brains are instinctively using these rhythmic and visual mediums to self-regulate, feel safe, and heal in ways that language simply cannot achieve.
Maybe we'll talk another time if you don't want to right now ginge
Iran just hit Milton Keynes.... Aleaving vast improvements to it
Got a gay lad in my classes and I'm reading his lab report in his lispy poofter voice
you don't belong hereyou never did
>>219874141
>>219874141He's just a creeeepHe's just a weirdooo
Wonder if they'll let me bring my phone to heaven
>>219874167Yeah they've got great reception up there, easy to connect to the cloud!! Haha xx
>>219874091beautiful winter scene, shared on Facebook x
>>219874167I think they have a tree where you can get a new apple!! Haha xx
any 77th brigade lads in? wahey
>>219874181I don't get it>>219874205I get it haha
>>219874214Cloud 9 and such, angels up in the clouds :3
>>219874234I get it now haha
dont blaspheme
>>219874251
sir holy spirit
Sir Peel Banana
>>219874325Paul foot bottom left
>>219874325My hair is not unlike the golf pro when grown out a bit
>>219874325for me its 'Brian'
>>219874325J D.... Vance?
rorke naked photos
>>219874325this some unc shit
any fellow green eyed CHADS in the thread? only reply to this post if you are a green eyed CHADteam /green/ represent
too tired to wank
>>219874401Alri gchq
>>219874401no way gray are so rare isn't it like default color?
Fire in the pizza hut!Fire in the taco bell!Fire in the combination pizza hut and taco bell!
>>219874430No that's brown, grey is basically very faded blue
>"J D"
Sir J D Starmer
>>219874401i've got green eyes
>>219871967I remember having a few, I never got the point of them though
Haven't ernestly laughed in years
bring back yowies, says I
>>219874526>Haven't ernestly laughed*Honestly haven't laughed
>>219874526
>>219874401yes this is me, i’m a green eyed chad
had an awkward doctor's appointment because i'd had a dream just before where i'd shagged his wife, who is also a doctor, but in the context of the dream was a prostitute on the side
Sir Montagu Frumenty-Syllabub
need an oregonian gf
so this is rorke
>>219874539krootim
>>219874581that is Rorke, yes
might write a book to get kids into reading and give them confidence in themselves. maybe one about a handsome cat who realises he's good-looking and ends up modelling little bowties and whatnot for his elderly chinese owner. call it something like 'the unmoggieble chairman miaow and his cat-walk adventures'
>>219874601well, leftypol? anything else to add?
>>219874581that's a very natty jumper
>>219874605get the brown men in and get them all wanked, get them all milked until their balls are completely empty. get the paedo gangs set up
>>219874627...something tells me you're not the real leftypol
need to move to small town mississippi
starting to foster a fairly deep resentment of computers, or "devil boxes" as i like to call them. thinking about moving out woop woop and becoming a gigantic incel like uncle ted
whats this mean for me?
big ginormous billy big bollocks mehave the biggest bollocks in my town and indeed I do suspect the entire country
>>219874654cor I hope they're being put to good use
>>219874604great post
>>219874665no mostly just making comparison shots with pepsi cans and the like
>>219874604well? LibreOffice is free mate. get writing
hungry
>>219874652English rose gf for every American incel
>>219874680too mongy and awful and autistic to write anythinganything i do write only incites rage and confusion from its reader
>>219874695just read this post and started bashing my desk and gnashing my teeth like a belligerent ape
>>219874695oi you're not me
smashing my head on the table for some unknown, confusing reason
>>219874724you're a warmongering chimp
>>219874695fuck you
>>219874724I'm about to slash my thigh with a razor blade
Well here we are then, the four of us, posting on /brit/ at 5am for some reason
business idea: print ot a bunch of this lad's posts >>219874695 and air-drop them over adversarial military bases
>>219874740don't do it ladtickle your bum with a spoon instead
post the webm
>>219874755
>>219874749reply to one post from each individual poster in this thread
>>219874581he should hit the gym
>>21987474910:20 pm on my continent
>>219874749I had three pints at the pub and couldn't sleep because of the adrenaline rush it gave me, nodded off for 2 hours and woke up again. now I'm tired but really want something to eat whilst I read this lad's posts >>219874740
elbis presney
>>219874755I've only got enough internet for a jpg
joris bohnston
got no reason to be awake at this hourand yet
>>219874777>>219874777>>219874777
>>219874762Ok then>>219874764Yeah he should>>2198747685:20am here>>219874769Poo>>219874781And yet what??? Hmmm????
>>219874695the fuck did you mean by this??
Can't sleep xd
