*starts screeching and wailing*

>>219874777
utterly baffling image

British music used to be great because they had their own cultural identity and they were allowed to express it before political correctness silenced everyone but the ultra left in entertainment over there. So, based on this video, Morrissey was kinda right.

craving chicken tikka

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>>219874777

>>219874811
Is that Marc Cucurella?

>>219874811
this bitch fucks like a champ guaranteed

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>>219874814
OHH
SAVE YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE

>>219874814
MAKEUP IS A LIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>219874825
LOL

>>219874814
yeah mad how things were better when you were younger and now youre old and shit things arent as good any more

>>219874839
I didn't exist in the 80s mate

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>>219874829
>Because there are a lack of sources regarding Shakespeare's appearance—no written contemporary descriptions of him are known to exist—scholars have relied on the Taylor painting over the centuries to offer conflicting views, some based on phrenology, of Shakespeare's ethnicity. George Steevens said that the picture gave Shakespeare "the complexion of a Jew, or rather that of a chimney sweeper in the jaundice". According to Ben Macintyre, "Some Victorians recoiled at the idea that the Chandos portrait represented Shakespeare. One critic, J. Hain Friswell, insisted 'one cannot readily imagine our essentially English Shakespeare to have been a dark, heavy man, with a foreign expression'." Friswell agreed with Steevens that the portrait had "a decidedly Jewish physiognomy" adding that it displayed "a somewhat lubricious mouth, red-edged eyes" and "wanton lips, with a coarse expression." According to Ernest Jones, the portrait convinced Sigmund Freud that Shakespeare was French: "He insisted that his countenance could not be that of an Anglo-Saxon but must be French, and he suggested that the name was a corruption of Jacques Pierre."

british music was great because 4 likely lads from liverpool woke up one day and said fuck this boring shite and invented 10 new genres of music and everyone copied them and also started doing drugs and having sex before it was cool

then everyone done everything to death for 60 years and now its all been done before and everything is shit again

what would happen on /brit/ if beto o'rourke became president of the us

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I think a modern cat would stand no chance against a cat from the 90s or the 2000s, they used to be tougher

>>219874829
Black excellence

>>219874855
Shakespeare was a black man hence 'shakes spear'

Guys can you married a woman who she is did not she that her she when is for and then date important why men?

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Ringo is 85, Paul is 83. Here is a photo of them both from 2024

>>219874853
so what year did music become shit? when did woke ruin it?

>>219874916
2019

right when's the sun coming up then? don't be shy

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>>219874811
i love armenia

>>219874861
don't know who that is
sorry

the sun don't shine forever
but as long as it's here we might as well shine together

corr good pooberg

>>219874904
Postwar demons of men who changed the fate of the world. We'd still be going to church and listening to accordion music and playing tiddlywinks for fun if it weren't for them.

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>>219874811
>>219874924
would you?

going to make a coffee

>>219874990
would what?

slurping ex-kfc shit out of a fucking nigger's clacker

>>219874990
willy twinged at this

>>219874930
wanker

>>219875021
sorry

>>219874990
I would beg her to sit on my face

wrote a really long post replying to everyone individually with a thought out response
the spam filter wouldn't let me post it
it wasn't funny anyway you didn't miss anything

>>219875081
can you reply to mine at least?

the sandman is really raping me now

>>219875055
shes lost a load of weight. the arse has unfortunately been lost to time

>>219875091
Those foxes would be able to find the mice with their superb since of smell

got an itchy willy after those last couple of escorts
as far as i know the clap doesn't start to manifest symptoms until two weeks later though and it hasn't been that long

>>219875091
this makes me emotional

>>219875091
this is the world leftypol is trying to destroy

>>219875114
Right is hot tho

doctorowitz has got me on the mirtazapine for my insomniatoil so now i reckon i'll dose myself to the gills on it and go into a coma for the next week or so to temporarily escape this nightmare of a life of mine until my next dole payment comes in, happy days

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do girls like it when guys wank to them

>>219875098
like tears.... in rain...

the new proto is a chemical engineer so i asked her if she considers it to be like professional blackface to wear a lab coat if you're not a scientist or a doctor

>>219875128
2 active niggas on this bitch's simpcity. me and you brother. 2 forlorn warriors battling on against insurpassable odds

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>>219875128
sc

just been for a lovely rainy incel walk. now i'm home, fresca cracked, not opening a single lust-inducing image.

>>219875166
someone's gotta do it!

>>219875128
they should since it directly gives them the mental sexual energy that the guys expend when they do it

I hate niggers.

who was the poster who was obsessed with cockneys?

where previous

you lads watching the footy or the darts or whatever it is you people watch?

>>219875190
not the thread for you buddy couple of randy devils lurking in here

>>219875213
no

>>219875213
We're watching the porn thank you very much

>>219875207
probably 'senonce

Would you troon out if they blackmailed you with footage of you eating a baby?

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>broken shift today
>get home for comfy 4 hour break, already thinking about what I'm making for lunch
>very moment I pull into driveway receive text asking me to be somewhere 30 minutes away in 45 minutes time to fill the whole break

>>219875207
>who was the poster who was obsessed with cock
umm me xx

i am irish

>>219875236
i'd troon out anyway cos i'm a fucking bender!!

>>219875236
you can just say it's ai

>>219875236
This is what happened to Mr beasts mate

not going to dignify that question with a response

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>>219875243
no you arent

>>219875231
the gay porn?

>>219875245
sc

>>219875252
mr breasts

had a large plate of egg, beans and toast just now

feeling very full

people (women) keep telling me I'm gay but then I look at gay porn and I'm like nah this really isn't for me thanks

wonder if i have enough in the budget this month to get some drugs in
should do if i cut back on drinking and don't get any surprise bills

i had four green fields
each one was a jewel....

literally don't do anything in my life
just wake up in the afternoon and look at my computer for a few hours then play games then back to bed

>>219875300
think of a pleasant realistic image in your head of somewhere you'd like to be
could you do that?

>>219875284
Wanna swap back to weed from alcohol but asking around for a dealer then actually doing the deal every couple weeks is such a hassle compared to just stopping by the bottle-o on the way home

>>219875300
awesome use of your one life that

>>219875086
yeah

>>219875314
no
>>219875316
innit

parlay
bonny
gramercy

>>219875300
Mammoth hunter life strategy. Save your energy for the mammoth, these fools making nets and little trinkets and tidying up, tidy this touch that. Pedos.

>>219875316
beats getting kidnapped as a child and living in a rape dungeon for 25 years
whenever I get down I always think of the rape dungeon abductees and feel better about myself

>>219875315
i know a couple of guys who can get pretty much anything but i don't want to contact them because they'll want to be friends and make me listen to korn with them or some bullshit, rather get my shit off the darknet even if it is a bit dearer and you have to wait for it

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After the game is done, the pawn and the king go into the same box.

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australian women

>>219875334
wise post

thinking about the toilfu who hardly speaks english

>>219875334
yes and we're all just atoms on a floating rock in space

>>219875335
mental how this woman manages to be so arousing despite looking like michael moore

like the idea of being able to teach someone something and pass on my accumulated wisdom (but not in a useless way like an actual teacher)
reckon i need to have kids or at least get a particularly naive gf

>>219875353
true

>>219875353
No we're creatures formed from the dust and animated by the breath of God

>>219875356
Sir Telekinetic Powers

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>>219875359
true

English sounds so much more pleasant than other languages

>>219875369
thats just cruel, the owner should be arrested and thrown out off a helicopter

>>219875376
dog's a patriot. owner has no control in that situation

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big fan of girls wearing these

>>219875376
stop fat shaming

>>219875359
last thread someone posted a webm of a worm spraying glue on a cockroach then it presumably eats its insides

wish mumberg would stop buying teatowels that are light and not absorbent at all so you couldn't even dry off an incel's with them

going to charge my phone

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>>219875385
would prefer strappy leather sandals or indeed barefoot

>>219875405
can't do this myself because my charger is broken
if anyone even cares

>>219875405
I hope your charger is PAT tested, buddy

>>219875392
So God not real because thing die? Hmm.... back to the drawing board

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reckon I might go on holiday to a distant galaxy, tell some little green fellas about the /brit/ lads

the thing i never got was why we're supposed to believe that god chose to appear on earth as a jew instead of a chinaman or something

Hayley Maxfield's bumhole

>>219875424
imagine they're all posting on /zebulon/ about zorke

>>219875438
chuckled at this

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>the thing i never got was why we're supposed to believe that god chose to appear on earth as a jew instead of a chinaman or something

>>219875415
it's just weird that he made a bunch of bizarre things like that, hundreds of thousands of beetles and played with dinosaurs for hundreds of millions of years and what not

was thinking the other day that i had great untapped potential and could achieve a lot in life if i tried, but today i'm thinking i was being a delusional narcissist for thinking that and i shouldn't bother ever applying myself to anything because i'm a useless loser and always will be
swings and roundabouts innit

>>219875452
ktim

>>219875470
>Metro's dedicated sex and relationships reporter
what are her qualifications for this role

>>219875480
hysterical video

>>219875480
funny clip

>>219875493
I thought you lads might need some cheering up

only toil 1 or 2 days a week in a pretty menial job but i have a nice penthouse flat with a good view which dadberg paid for
still an incel thoughever, also 31 years old and still don't have my licence even though dadberg would buy me a decent car if i got it

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>>219875448
Yea it's neat

doing a big gay wiggle

>>219875500
why dont you go shag your dad if you love him so much

>>219875480
willy

>>219875520
not allowed to do that

>>219875520
don't love him he's a prick, guess he knows he is so he tries to make up for it by enabling my lazy degenerate life

I cut myself

>>219875583
why

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Cortes was too goated

>>219875585
I hate myself. I hate that I've never been loved and will never find love and never get married

gooooood morning brietnam!!!!!!!!!

need to go to B&Q to get some gaffa tape

they don't sell the good tape in normal shops, supermarkets etc, they only sell rubbish tape for the goyim. You need to go to B&Q to get the good tape (or perhaps Screwfix)

>>219875613
>I hate that I've never been loved and will never find love and never get married
ktim
but don't hurt yourself it's not right x

one time i did a poo so big it tore a hole in the universe and created a god

>>219875626
>did a poo so big it tore a hole

been there

got fucked by a little green man once

>don quixote runs around pretending to be a knight even though knights ended like 400 years prior
>everyone laughs at him
>he gives up
>everyone asks him to do it again
>he doesn't
>he dies
what a sad book

Don't think I'm getting WW3 vibes. Getting shake-up vibes. Don't know that vibe though. Would you know a WW3 vibe if you felt it? Because it's like. Nah man. I don't think so. Would you?

Do you feel that?

>>219875645
bender

>>219875659
Wow thanks for spoiling it

>>219875680
...yh

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Aztecbros.... our response?

>>219875699
It's a vagina

'tis a bloody fine weather this morn' yeah innit

>>219875699
most indigenous mexicans didn't become meaningfully christian until the 1700s at least
isn't that interesting

>>219875659
Proto-rorkean

fancy for a snack of thames eel and black pudding bruv?

I can`t
Wait !!

It`s Day Two
of
Cheltenham Festival ..
We`re
so

Lucky !!

>>219875739
lose much of your dole money so far mouseboy?

>>219875718
>>219875735
perkele saatana muumi

now that ive had sex i cant go back to being an incel but im still scared of talking to foids
all i can think about is fuck

>>219875784
did you pay for it

>>219875784
>now that ive had sex i cant go back to being an incel
well you can

>>219875784
chicken satay with fried rice and prawn toast mate

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>>219875784

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*cruises through /int/ to make my way to /brit/*

We at /brit/ officially express interest in being the new Spurs manager (we'll all be manager at the same time)

>>219875805
AI

>>219875828
aye, i would shag her too

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>>219875739
My tip..
Today
Is...

Klimt Madrik !!
Each way..

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would be much more sympathetic to white nationalists if they didn't all look like this

>>219875887
Fat?

she dont believe in homer and bart
but she believe in moe and marge

um so why is rorke celebrating the banning of the pro iran march? what about freedom of speech?

>>219875913
and swarthy and shlubby
can you imagine that guy on a propaganda poster

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>>219875887
compared to an actual white person

I never knew Reinhard Heydrich's middle name was Tristan
That's odd

>>219875957
ok but he just looks like a geek
he also looks gay

>>219875975
lot of nazis were bum boys

https://youtu.be/BquFOQUNvYI
>>219875957
nigga heil hitler

>>219875957
Nga built like a horse

sick to the back teeth of this niggering captcha, why the fuck do we have to solve cia mkultra hieroglyphs instead of just clicking all the squares with a motorbike

One day I will have my revenge

in bed farting

>>219876002
eventually they put you on the 1-click captcha if you've been a good boy

but before then you're looking at 1-2 weeks of picking n stars with m spikes where n is congruent to m (mod p) for prime p

>>219875975
that's true but you can tell he's actually white

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fuck are you lookin at?
i'll fuckin kill ya

made it 30mins10seconds into the film I downloaded so that's not too bad, a decent effort there. I'll return to it later (maybe) and finish it over 4 or 5 sessions (perhaps)

toilfu starts ending sentences with "ay" when shes being flirty, you can feel the Mancunian coming through

in straya we call mates cunts and fucking support trans rights cunt!

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>>219876039
was actually getting the single clickers for a short while but decided to share a few choice words about israelis so now i'm back at square one

>>219876072
That's so hot

i defected from Reform to Restore.
AMA

i'm a middle aged man

never did no harm
never did no harm
it's deh

Im a conquistador

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>>219876077

>>219876089
this is literally me

brits should've kept india

>>219874820
Little flying fox

nigel Farage is such a lying piece of shit
Fuck that guy

usin me fables

>>219876143
rupert lowe is the real deal however

>>219876167
Nah fuck him aswell he wants to get rid of Scottish government

>aswell
fetid ogrish council house-dwelling talons tapped this out

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get in

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The barbican

>>219876143
What's he done this time?

>>219876189
always sleep with my window open and I can confirm it was indeed very windy last night. Fucks my sleep when it's blowing a gale but it's worth it for that room full of cold air. Man's soul yearns for an ice cold windy bedroom.

>>219876197
I like Brutalism and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

feeling quite low but i'm sure i'll get over it x

>>219876197
get some goldfish in that water

>>219876189
country so tiny you only need one weather forecast

>>219876224
read the rest of the article mongboy

>>219876224
big enough to take up space on your country's flag pal. Don't forget it.

someone say nice things to me please

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>>219876250

>>219876235
no x
>>219876238
no x

>He believes in a god

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>>219876290

>>219876175
why are brits so obsessed with keeping scotland hostage?

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>>219876217
>>219876250

we gotta keep moving forward. We're carrying the fire.

>>219876306
You mean English right?
Or are you one of those retards who use English and British interchangeably

>>219876306
bit rich from a citizen of fascist america mate

>>219876312
potentially the gayest fucking post i've ever seen

it would seem that I have arrived at toil

>>219876327
I don't follow golf but the impression I get of it is that it's always some random cunt who wins on the day. Might as well pull the name out of hat.

the manivilisation

gf is ethnically Vietnamese but grew up in Wales. Odd duck she is

>>219876331
you: remaining in the crab bucket
me: cartwheeling up mt everest carrying the fire

>>219876331
can just imagine you saying this in your whingy aussie acccent
'facking poowerst aaiive evaaah seeeeen'
cringed hard

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>>219876370

Most futurism is only 20th century retrofuturism, stuck in the past about future visions. This is where bugman futurism comes from, the persistent vision of a sterile silicon world policed in NGO language. Land’s Accelerationism is nostalgia for a retrofuture myth that never came, the cyberpunk horror of infinite decentralized technology and a post-human social order. Tedious and exhausted sentiments that only culminated into personalized social media algorithms.

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Someone come get their dad

Is quite mental how the entire of Europe just decided to commit collective suicide with the only exception being those under a brutal communist regime

Every country just decided to follow the path of liberalism and multiculturalism
That's the power of American post war propaganda

nationalist scots are mostly cowards who badly want to be blameless victims like the irish. then you point out their role in colonising ulster and the darien scheme and its never their fault.

>>219876390
lad is clearly about 24 years old, just significantly bald

>>219876386
yeah?

>>219876390
wtf was he wearing before :skull:

>decided
Who decided? Certainly not the people

>tfw no gf

>>219876397
(stammering slightly, visibly holding back tears) nothing wrong with being 24 and balding

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>>219876397
No he is genuinely 41
He’s gay

fat freaks look shit whatever they wear

>>219876425
neiiillllllllll i really think you should be revisinnnnnnnnnng

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wish i was born in the 80s so i could have grown up during the 90s. in america preferably.

>>219876433
fact

>>219876425
most melbourne fit I've ever seen
not actually bad he's just a great big fatty

>>219876437
KEK

might start dressing gothninja

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Black pussy CHANGED rorke

>>219876461
dey cal im azmongyald

never see any uk flags in those gay "faces of /int/" threads
quite right, too

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>>219876425

>>219876489
ohmydayzzzzzz

Have a fucking dentist appointment today and she's going to give out to me

>>219876486
We're all too handsome, don't want to make jf jealous
x

>>219876511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4

>>219876518
been yonks since I've seen a kev video
cold out

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urge to drink is always strongest on work nights but the weekend comes and i just want to sit around flicking boogers at the wall and wanking

>>219876532
you should get into meth

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British gangstas be like
>Oi! Don't mess with Lil Nigel mate! He's the top bloke this soide of Warwickshire!

>>219876558
you esl fellas love your decade old humour don't you

>>219874777
is the bat 1 year old?

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>>219876412

>>219876570
there is simply nothing that swedes, danes, finns etc. love more than a "ave u got a loicense for that" joke

>>219876586
yeah but that's like 70 in bat years

Searching for posts that contain ‘Black pussy CHANGED rorke’. 87 results found.

>>219876598
old bat, hihi

>>219876602
87 changed men

>>219876592
even stranger when you remember that sweden has state-owned alcohol shops for drinks over 3.5%

>>219876606
sc

swedish gangstas be like "hello i am from sweden"

there was an obese man on the bus and he took up 2 full seats

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low-level service resumes at Glasgow Central as of today

get in

>>219876624
screeching

>>219876312
>>219876331

>>219876624
(Simons voice) Brilliant.

>>219876628
did he smell like unwashed arsecrack?

swedish people be like 'hej'

>>219876425
sexiest american

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reminder

Sir '06 Honda Civic

>>219876658
no i couldn't smell him from where i was sat

>>219876679
can confirm this true (I have a small flaccid willy)

>>219876679
stacey picking the guy with the bigger bulge

ugly greta the femcel being left with the big dick chad

funny how life works

>>219876740
liked and shared by: rorke's granda

>>219876740
haha funny

>>219876740
thought this was going to be an art attack reboot announcement

wouldnt even know what to do with a big arse if i got my hands on one

>>219876740
If he is 15, then I am the Queen of Sheba!!!

>>219876740
>brit with drumpf pfp
holy goycattle

a wank was on the cards but it's been cancelled most likely

retards fooled by AI again

you will be turned into mud

AI should stand for absent intelligence

NEW
>>219871939
>>219871939
>>219871939

i thought that was the new but it was the old instead !!

we should bring back giant garbage dump wastelands and force homeless people to live there

>>219876815
epic meme

NEW

>>219876852
>>219876852
>>219876852