Proper Education editionprevious: >>219871208
>>219873930Christ the Redeemer saves all.
I want RDR3 more than GTA6 tbqh... I hope it has a cute native american waifu
I have to go peepee so many times because I drink so much water >_<Would you like to drink my peepee? Let me know! It’s almost completely clear, but sometimes a very pale yellow. It probably tastes fine. It’s probably safe to drink too, I should imagine. But it’s pretty warm so you might want to refrigerate it. I don’t drink the stuff personally but it just feels so wasteful sending it off to hell with everything else I flush down the toilet.
Jason still hasn't answered why HIS PRESIDENT blew up the girls' school
>>219873930top 10 oneechan
good nightwalk weather this evening
extremely depressed
>>219873974I prefer bully 2 and the GTA IV remaster
>>219873987Do you live with your parents?
>>219874000No I live alone
>>219873978both of my oneechans are number 1 :))
>>219874011so why is it that you don't have a hot GIRLFRIEND
>>219873974I wish gta 6 was set in fucking iceland it would be waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy fucking cooler both figuratively and literally thank you
Does oneechan mean sister? I don’t speak anime or have a sister. But I will date your sisters. I will be kind to them. I will be a gentleman and treat them like proper ladies. I will give them progeny.
I almost became retarded as a result of my brain surgery
>almost
millions of people tonight will crawl into bed with another human beingTheir partners will do a little "come here" shuffle, angling their body in such a way as to ask for contact and attention
>>219874047Why did you get brain surgery
>>219874069I wish that was me haha I want to feel the embrace of a woman lol
>>219874069And this affects me... how?
>>219874047It wouldn't have changed much being canadian and all.
being the first european in america was like starting a new minecraft world
>>219874069And I should care why?
>>219874073Brain tumor which caused epilepsy. I am all good now though. For several weeks before and after I was in a neurological ward akin to McMurphy in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest I am basically a normal person, married, with a job etc now. But I was close to striking gold as a retard
the three little pigs is a story about overcoming inflation and taxes by forming an anti-establishment commune with your tribe
>what are you looking at, punk?
>>219874069I'm going to go self harm
I dont watch movies i dont read books i barely play any videogames that arent grand strategy, my entertainment is YouTube shorts and rewatching history videos from 2019 what does that make me?Also in my job it is expected of me that i watch anime or are at least interested in cartoons beyond working on them, how do i fix my brain and start enjoying normal media again?
i tried to nap and goon at the same time but i was simultaneously too stimulated to nap and too tire to goon
>>219874163Start with horror kinos
Hmmm I don't like that thumbnailNo clicky
>>219874069This could be me if I cut my caloric intake just a little bit more
>>219874178Coraline frankelda
>>219874163If you like grand strategy games try grand strategy books and moviesRead foundation by Isaac asimov or smtn imoWatch legends of the galactic hero as an animeEtcIf you like complex plots seek them out. They'll occupy your mind>>219874175Gooner and snoozer crossover
>>219874174LOL
Anyone want to eat me?
The ugly duckling is about how gamers should rise up!
>>219874213Its about the aryan beast trapped inside a browncel is released once he finds dad's gun cabinet key
>>219874207
>>219874213Did you know the columbine shooters were inspired by the ugly duckling?
>>219874213No, it's about has incels should just shoot their shot
I've never watched Star Trek, could you make holodecks create real-life porn for you? That touches your penis?
Biggest upset in the WBC so far
>>219874246I don't recognize the mon on the right
sold oot for the gamecube, but i've had it since i was a kid and idk if i actually want to sell it now
cummiessssssss!
>>219874272My Latina oneitis who has a boyfriend but still hangs out with me told me I should be watching this tournament
>>219874273Gen 7.
>>219873974Manhunt 3 for me
>>219874286>oneitis>has a boyfriendare you a simp or a pimp, playa
>>219874272I told you we'd be rostering bumsevery tournament
>>219874286Its like the world cup for baseball
>>219874299I'm a simp and I have never been more depressed in my life
>>219873930I like this artist
>>219874315Forgot pic
Wait, but what is red riding hood actually about?
>>219874324Vore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD94k4XX__oits goodlisten to it
>>219874327It's about the future with unrestricted immigration.
>>219874330No thanks
>>219874246Missed the ears.
not today cia
>>219874321Chuds gf kinda fire tho
>>219874355>ciaWhat ever happened to that guy?
You should read it.
>>219874348is he australian
Niche-nay-nigga-nay-nay-nigga-nigga-nay-nay
>>219874365That's mamdani's wife
>>219874385Hmmm?
women. horny. sad. politics.
Spitting out green eggs like Hillary Clinton
>>219874404Counterpoint: cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZniVTr2trGY
ruffles sour cream and onion. easily.
>BREAKING: The SBA has announced a new policy that will ban foreign nationals and all noncitizens from accessing SBA-backed small business loanswhy the fuck were non-citizens qualifyin for this anyways
dont know what the SBA is
>>219874399https://youtu.be/zVOKKPDWtTY?si=FHe6sXwjmqkeDjMR
Bitches who made fun of 90s fashion wore their pants above their navels throught the 2010s
i love poop.
ah, a german
>>219874445Is there a jak like this but for poo?
I am happily married, but I do miss the pursuit of meeting new women. Is this reconcilable in my marriage?
>>219874450why do germans love poop and where did this come from?
piece of SHIT youtube is recommending reggae(rayGAY)
>>219874456Flirt with your wife and maybe try role play
>>219874456normie OUT
>>219874456Threesome time!
When I eventually have a gf I won't be interested in a threesome because I'd rather just be with her
i pierced both of my earlobes but it the skin closed o algo
>>219874475sounds like a skill issue
>>219874463Because of all their scat porn
When I wake up in the morning I've got gay sex on my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViP87WipSm0
a woman with no ass is like a man with tits.
>>219874475Same but mine are open still and I haven't worn earrings in probably 7 or 8 years at least. But I had earrings in them consistently for over 10 years.
>>219874475Arent you supposed to keep earings in for a while?
>>219874488but why do they like scat porn?
Chill on men with tits
>>219874502POV: they found my mule folderand my mule porn folder
sick and tired of women ruining video games
>>219874504They are a cursed race
> I haven't worn earrings in probably 7 or 8 years
Real gooners know that the British and the Dutch produce just as much weird porn as Germans
just learned about gay anal buttsexthe boys at the local mgtow club are gonna lose their minds when i tell em about this shit
shame women that have tattoos, piercings, or fake nails. im tired of seeing this shit goddamn.
>>219874535It's really not that big of a deal, chud.
Catberg did a total marner on the carpet
Poooooop
>>219874535i can fix her
Peeeeeee
>>219874566Haha this
pooped twice today before i even drank my coffee. based. so fvcking based.
You get to nuke ONE American city, what are you choosingI already know my answer and it’s fucking locked in but I’m not telling
>>219874576Monowi, Nebraska
>>219874576St. Louis easily
>you will never be 10 years old again, discovering darude sandstorm or Kernkraft 4000 zombie nation, downloading a trojan off limewire. and blasting it on repeat for a week then begging your dad for 99c to download it on itunes
>>219874576Cleveland or Chicago
DUDU HASTDU HAST MICH
>>219874576los angeles
>>219874576I choose not to nuke a city
>>219874596No I live nearbyYou don't want to kill a /cum/mer, right?
>>219874599The good ending :)
>>219874576I'd wait until greenland became American and then nuke the city of Nuuk
>>219874576Washington D.C.
oh my god
>>219874576hollywood
Late nights
>>219874635Who's that guy
>>219874635>million nits brightnessDoesn't that burn your eyes?
>>219874635who's that?
>>219874644>>219874660Every norwegian has to house at least one refugee
I got a really cool astronomical calendar today. Excited to use it
Speaking of brightness, why are super bright hi-beams allowed on vehicles? They're fucking dangerous. Driving down the road at night when BOOM I'm just blinded for a few seconds. An accident could easily happen. It's always huge trucks in the city doing this shit too.
>>219874676What are the practical uses of this clock
>>219874676
>>219874667In Iceland they have sex with puffins
>>219874677You need em to see game in the country. You never had a deer on the road?
>>219874682It let's you identify constellations in the night sky and you could navigate with it if you were smart. I mostly appreciate learning more about the constellations to understand astrology better
You know what food I hate? Quail. And quail eggsIt's literally just chicken but smaller and more expensive. Fuck quail.
The dwarves of Moria cinched a very close victory against a Rohan army led by Aragorn himself. Had a lot of fun with a great opponent.
>>219874628lol
>>219874707Aragorn would never be defeated in battle
drinking milk
Aragorn would btfo every knight in Game of Thrones, by the way.
>>219874717He did survive unscathed but I killed enough of the rest of his army to end the game.
>>219874707I knew those orange/red and blue dwarves would fuck some shit up
>>219874703>astrologyPlease post your thighs
>>219874720SO ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
>>219874705I like quail quite a lot. The meat's more flavorful than chicken is in my humble opinion
>>219874717He didn’t paint his Aragorn yet but there he is with the sword in the center all white
>>219874677>>219874692you're legally required to dim your brights within a certain range of on-coming traffic. some "people" don't follow this rule, however.
>astrology
speaking of femboys and gay sex, i will masturbate now
>>219874729Hell yeah brother thanks for the faith
>speaking of femboys and gay sex, i will masturbate now
Gonna smoke some weed
The only constellations I can easily spot are Orion and Ursa Major.
i want to be able to read a schizos mind when they realize it isnt happening. it must be so fascinating to see how it turns an undeniable (even for a schizo) nothingburger into two more weeks
>>219874766he gets smaller everytime
>>219874766How is he christian if he is gay
>Gonna smoke some weed
>>219874787>and when we needed him most, he vanished
>>Gonna smoke some weed
heh fat
anudda pooberg escribed from the backlogsphwoarpropa gud wun dat was
your mother's a whore
>>219874787>>219874795Why are you seething lass
>>219874795Lookin like Jamiroquai
Dadberg talking to customer support like the blade runner baseline test>>219874707Oh awesome. What's this game called?>>219874739Yeah that makes sense>>219874743Astrology is really cool no need to bash it.
im dumb
>>219874799Jason's mother?
literal thousands lives coulda been svaed if dem niggas just mounted dem eagles and flew into mount doomlike remember battle of black gateliterally army of eagles beating up dem nazgul fings before ring was even in mount doomliterallycoulda just flown the eagles intheres like 9 nazgul probs all in different placesbunch of eagleslike it could easily have been dundont understand
can i take a look under your hood?
>>219874819>Oh awesome. What's this game called?Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game, but it's made by the same company that makes Warhammer. They have been making it for like 25 years and it's basically the same game today as 25 years ago (I mean that in a good way).https://www.warhammer.com/en-CA/shop/middle-earth/the-lord-of-the-rings-good
>>219874830Ragebait
I wanna take a fat ogre shit on a girls face
>>219874321>>219874365>>219874397>Persepolis if it was kino
humiliation ritual
So Jason wears a cross necklace like he's some church boy but jacks off to gay pornography so how the fuck do you even fucking square that
>>219874840That's really cool. Makes sense they dont wanna lose the rights to lord of the rings
>>219874895That necklace is worn by bishops
I can't tell if my neighbor is sneezing or crying
>>219874895
Got a foot and a half of unregistered steelShake that, sis, we got a street to dealGot an inch and a half of number nine shotPumped up your ass in the parking lotSAWED-OFFShotgunSAWED-OFFShotgun
BEATDOWNMADNESSCHAOS IN THE 'BRANEME ME /CUM/ FLOWMAKE ME /CUM/ FLOWTHRU YOU MANE
bruhimagine being obsessed wiv a made up character called jasonpropa bogglin' must be endjevinated
>>219874922Jason is very real
>>219874595gay
>>219874925Yeah and fredy Kroger is real too stupid
>>219874910Apartment?
>Jason is very realSo how hasn't the ATF raided his house and confiscated all of his firearms already
it was his hat mr krabshe was number one!
JasonGoshyDavidWhy are they like this?
Jason pulls more women than me because he hooks up with his mom and his sister
I've been coming to these threads off and on for years and still not sure how to tell which posts are supposed to be Jason.
>>219874953because firearm ownership is legal in Ohio and mental health checks is hecking communism, o algo
>>219874973apparently if you're just a baddie femboy they call you jason
>I GOT THE DIAMONDS, SCRAPIN', SIDIN'>WASTIN' MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATES, THEM, BACK IT UP>I GOT THE FEVER>I GOT THE FEVER
farting up a storm and tummyberg just made an unsettling gurgle
>>219875002*rubs your tummy*It’ll be okay anon. I promise <3*smooches your tummy*
>>219874973/epl/ and /brit/ have diss problem. like people talk about these personalities as if like they real people but literally no evidence of dem in breadberg. its so weird. like if they exist no one kinda acknowledges they are that person being referred to. which is really weird and simplest explanation is people just make up charactersits propa bogglin'like i fink you hairfta hav brain issues to keep referring to people that dont exist
I love the way my piss smells when I'm dehydrated
>/epl/>/shit/asperbergers containment zones
>>219875002You ever just be sitting doing nothing minding your own businessand then you just suddenly feel smth heavy DROP in your gutand immediately you're like "gotta poop" ?
>>219875002doctor chudberg herei give you 2 more hours to live
oh /cric/ as well
>>219874962You forgot Brian.
>>219875038how does having to take a shit make me a chud?
>>219874962Who the fuck is David?
How do I be/cum/ notorious like jason or davidu
ill take 100 jasons over a single butthew
>>219875064>>219875060I guess not davidu
I remember I went on vacation for like 2 weeks and when I came back Brian was an established personality
>>219875064be an attention whore, gay, and flamboyantly retarded
changed my name to Christopher Bringus
>>219873930Canned chili tastes good but it looks like dog food
*sigh*
>>219875082I like Skyline
this is arsenal's season, fellow gooners how are we feeling
What if I die tonight?
I wish my pussy could still get hard like when I was a young nigga
>>219875095Liverpool ride or die here. Not feeling great.
>>219875101I would be sad
dont ever say dat name in diss breadberg agen
>>219875104That's not a pussy nigga that's a man's ass
>liverpoop>arse
corr may hairfta imbibe anudds turmuric-rooibos dwinkberg
>>219875101I would be happy
I really hope Nottingham Forest manages to stay in the league.
Selsun blue shampoo smells like a urinal cake
>>219875109Bitch my pussy long af, I'm a long pussy nigga. My pussy so big that when it get hard I lose consciousness
Haunted by the long litany of past cringe things i have said & doneFrom this point on I will always be effortlessly cool
>>219875095garn choke agen
You're all losers
ayo dis nigga sniffin urinal cakes
genuinely used to find smell of urinal cakes tasty
>>219875139Stop it. The past is the past. Forget about it and be better.
>>219875142So what
>>219875142das rite
FOB
>>219875157FAFO
People who still wear masks weird me out. I'm not talking about people who are sick, but like those that still do everyday without explanation
>>219875137>Bitch my pussy long afGot a big clit huh? Bit of a body builder I see.
>>219875160I saw someone wearing a mask alone in their car today. Totally bizarre. It was a chink of course.
corr remembee dat scene in taxi driverwhere travis is talking to martin scorsese in the taxipropa mental
>>219875169Asians have always worn masks though even before covid
Listening to metal and feeling powerful
anudda film i relly like?cassaveteskillingof a chinese bookiefink still on youtube probablyrecommend
>>219875181Heavy vocals or nah?
>>219875188My dream is to see a British police officer on vacation and hit him like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cClWps_Vin0
NEOPHYTES FOR SERPENT OF EVE
>>219875173Yeah weird scene. I heard they had cast an actor for that scene but he didn’t show up. So Marty just played the role himself because they didn’t have time or money to re-cast.
>>219875181https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KApie0UjEY8
>>219875191>>219875232https://youtu.be/OwG0J78ibMw
>Frank Ocean - Good Guy>Its just the Res4 save music
is this nigga paying for youtube
*mic drop*
dis loser finna be collectin' bennies cuz da govment be my top hoe dumb ass bitch ass cracka dis is street playa shit yo for real straight up jus spen' da bennies on some bling yo!
>>219875194He would just hide behind a 12 year old british girl and then arrest her for defending him with an illegal knife
>>219875247What has Frank Ocean done since his concert crash out? Is he just collecting money from Homer and fucking White twinks instead of making kino music?
>dis loser finna be collectin' bennies cuz da govment be my top hoe dumb ass bitch ass cracka dis is street playa shit yo for real straight up jus spen' da bennies on some bling yo!
>>219875285I thought Frank Ocean was a clothing brand desu
>>219875302>I thought Frank Ocean was a clothing brandDon't pull that shit on me you're making me feel ancient
>>219875246Nice song. Thanks for posting it. :)
>>219875257How can you tell
>>219875266The Jews got to him so bad man
>>219875266This nigga shouldn't be allowed to receive communion because of his views on abortion. Bishops need to start barring these " Catholic " celebrities from communion if they preach anti Catholic rhetoric.
Why are rednecks so retarded? Surely, there has been enough time for them to figure it out.
>>219875378Rednecks are nice though
>>219875395Only towards white american males. They HATE Iranian girls :(
>>219875378Rednecks in the USA are some of the most genuine and nice people I met in my travels there. Bar none the worst people were in LA. Even the fucking Chipotle staff acted like asshole that were above you. It's like bitch, you're making my burrito.
any canadian cummies know about deep river?
How do we convince Iran to nuke india?
>>219875406
I’m not a redneck. But regardless, I just want to set the record straight that I will be nice to ANY beautiful Iranian girl that I come across :)
>>219875416>Bar none the worst people were in LAnow imagine having to share a state with them
>>219875422I've been sending false flag hate emails to Pakistan's government trying to get them to nuke India but it hasn't worked yet.
>>219875406>>219875423Samefag
>>219875406>>219875425Don't bother with Iranian girls, they're all schizos who have been completely raped by propaganda. They're tacky goyslop queens fixated on stupid luxury shit and plastic surgery like Italians, Jews, and Mexicans.
>To live and die in LA>Its the place to be
They're seriously bombing the middle east to try to get Jesus to come back huh. Mental.
>>219875378You think they're bad? Wait until you see niggers
>>219875460Same shit, different coat of paint
>>219875456Jews use Evangelicals as human shields. They don't get their way on abortion or gay marriage, but they have enough influence to start wars in the middle east? Nah. It's 100% Jews and Evangelicals are willing scape goats.
What a legend.
Rapture theology was invented by some dude named Darby in the 1800's. How so many people fell for that cuke idea is beyond me.
Bought some weedberg from a man with a flamboyant sounding voice but havent partakened yet
probably one of the foulest smelling dumps I've taken all yeargood GOD
>>219875509Bombed the Middle East because his family owes the Saudis quite a lot.
>>219875509based
>>219875522>How so many people fell for that cuke idea is beyond meIt's because it's an explicitly Anglo Protestant meme theology and the U.S is the only place where that does well given we're where all those retards were dumped off in the Colonial period.
jumpty dumpty isnt real and cant hurt me
>>219875509His dad was the head of the CIA. He probably instantly detected that Epstein was a honeypot.
>>219875509George Bush was a boy diddler
normiecattle think you can say something retarded but put the word epstein in it and that makes it true
>>219875528Did you know Netanyahu was very good friends with the Maxwell family?
>>219875522People fell for mormonism as well. We are just a nation of cults.
>>219875550Netanyahu was also friends with Fred Trump in the 80s...
>>219875474They are more like black hillbillies than black rednecks
>>219875542>His dad was the head of the CIAHe was also a 33° Freemason and currently resides in a half-life stupor, not dead but not quite alive either, at the age of 101.
>>219875555Crazy how mormons dressed up as Indians and killed people and we forgave them
>>219875576That's because they are white.
>>219875550I did
Pictured: George H W Bush in current year.
>>219875606That's not what he looks like
>>219875606>died in 2018Wtf I thought he died like 3 or 4 years ago
>>219875623Covid opened a time dilation vortex and approximately three full years got heem’d out of existence.
>>219875623He's not dead he's in half life
NEU!!!>>219875648>>219875648>>219875648
