Yorkshire Dales edition
Champion
>>219879029blessed edishfuck poo seal
>>219879029>>219879044Pukka gear!
back in the 2000s being a heroin addict was cool
>>219879065tell you what's cool now: clean living and an early night
>>219879044>chips in a roll>carbs with more carbs
Do you think candlestick makers were a regular sight in towns and villages or its simply because it rhymes
yorkshire pudding brimming with spaff
>>219879090>>219879056Southern poofs spotted
>>219879090but it tastes so good
>>219879090lush
Chips in a bread roll versus toast in a sandwich
>>219879044
>new survey shows Reform UK ahead with 25% voting intention among gay and bisexual men, topping other parties at 19%, 18%, and 15%."Topping" other parties kek
sex just isnt sexyawful body parts and horrid fluids and grotesque gyrating eww no thank you!
>>219879122Germans proving once again theyre degenerates of the highest order
>>219879124looks like many homos realise leftypol worshipping muslims will not end well for them
>>219879077too right. often in bed before 9 me
>>219879138Oooooh behave Rorke, is there really any need to be so offensive?
how have the iranian attacks impacted the price of dubai chocolatethat's the key here
'Ee by 'eck as 'ell like I'm from Yorkshur an' 'appen to 'ave pint o' graveh for me loonch *ignores rape gangs on my street*
>>219879152are you here literally all day just waiting for the opportunity to make a rorke post? take a day off fella
Just got called a knave in waterstone
>>219879175didn't you just make a leftypol post
>>219879175Ooooh be quiet Rorke there's no need to be so demented and bent out of shape
>>219879138Just the men though women wont
just saw mikey demanding to put a quid (he busked for) on Spurs staying upLadbrokes refused to take the bet
>>219879193Remember when your dad abandoned your family?
>>219879138Lots of the immigrants are "gay"
>>219879170Fake news. Tough Yorkshire lads, which is all of them because they're from Yorkshire don't you know*, would NEVER EVER let this happen EVER.*They're from Yorkshire in case you missed them telling you
>>219879232Hairline mogs mine
>>219879122>>219879137MUSLIM DEMOGRAPIC MAP
>>219879221would have been fine if he'd just raped a man instead
>Yorkshire pudding>isn’t a pudding
rorke getting turned away by a bouncer for trying to bring a folder of laminated charts into the monty pyke
the immigrant slimes plan is probably to rape women and then say they are gay to try and brainwash the west unironically
it's a fucking disgrace it should have been me (didn't have a ticket)
Yorkshire Tea Made using tea leaves grown in Yorkshire
>>219879323These arent my numbers :(
>>219879294>>219879335
>>219879335Neither says or implies this
YORKSHIRE!YORKSHIRE!
>>219879323spent a tenner on lucky dips and didn't win a thing surely there is a mistake
yorkshire tea london tea liverpool teaall taste the same
Sir Hairline Rees-Mogg
lads
I wish I were born in Yorkshire not London like a soft southern poof
sir feminine penis
There is something characteristic about the very physiognomy of the Yorkshireman. He is much more of a Dane or a Viking than a Saxon. He is usually a big upstanding man, who looks as if he could take care of himself and those who depend upon him in an emergency. This is indeed the character that his neighbours give him; the southerner may think him a little hard: but if ever our country is let down by its inhabitants, we may be sure that it will not be the fault of Yorkshire.
can always tell when I'm tired because I find myself daydreaming about bizarre shit
Won't address the rape gangs going on in their shit hole county though, curious!
wandering turnip looks and sounds like danny sapkoboth from yorkshire i believemuch to ponder there
sir dicky macfaglord
day whatever of finding a gfI talked to another person today so I called it quits there. at the shops I saw a geriatric grey old woman walking around the store that looked really sad or in pain but it looked just like her (as a 60 year old) (would). I have the plan set up for the rest of this week or whatever as well as an idea of how long I will keep trying on that girl before moving on and getting a different gf
rorkeshire
>>219879106>hampshire is low>newcastle and liverpool are much higherLooks like northerners are the poofs actually lad
>>219879440This is just what people from Yorkshire are like. It's all about putting on a flat cap and drinking tea with Yorkshire on the box, being all quaint and reddit, bellowing 'I AM FROM YORKSHIRE' to anyone nearby (usually themselves from Yorkshire, they are an insular people). They don't understand concepts such as rape gangs and Pakis prey on this childish mindset of theirs :-)
>>219879436I can just tell if I'm tired by whether I'm tired or not. Built different me.
Rorkeshire
>>219879410hips tummy sex erotic
>>219879483Lad did some digging. Respect.
Prioritising my mental health today by not doing much work if any it's the law you seeif you disagree I'll take you to a tribunal and seek compensation
>>219879428You know nothing
>>219879410Hans no, stop chasing Jewish pussy
Southern fairy posted a chart did he?
Gaycastle upon cock
>219879535this thread is probably MOSSAD trying to find out info from brits (not you) to find out where they should rape bomb next
the gayest bottom in the toon army (henceforth known as the troon army) could heem all the local legends of the home counties at the same time and then suck them off whilst theyre unconscious just a fact
Yorkshire lad through and through I am
>>219879580
might watch that new louis theroux later
Oh and just to mention, nobody sucks more cock than I.
the suicide bombers for lgbta+ & allah secretly bisexual homo gang: >we need to find the place in the UK that they love the most>lets ask /brit/this is what the secretly bisexual suicide bombers for lgbta+ and allah gang homo would say
>>219879616aye got it downloadedmight give it a whirl on 2.0x speed. Not the sort of program worth watching at 1.0x speed.
>>219879620I sincerely doubt that.
>>219879616What's it on? Can't find it on iplayer
Remember that guy that did the whole 'X days to lose my virginity' namefag thing in reference to becoming a 30 y/o virgin?Decent little gimmick, that
counting or not counting
>>219879647No
>>219879626
>>219879647Yes
>>219879647>gimmickhaha yeah…
apparently it rains a lot in LA. #facts
Pooeing up a two on the bristol stool chart. Might gave to eat more oats.
haha remember that boring gimmick i used to spam lads? yeah? remember me? fancy talking about me?
have literally done fuck all at toil today and now going to have an hour lunch
physically incapable of not listening to a new song over and over until I no longer enjoy it
>>219879707What song?
>>219879719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vsU3ojEM8
>>219879692Seething that nobody remembers your boring gimmicks are we?
im thinking about her again
Skyping the American gf soon got any good gimmicks to spam?
>>219879692Neoliberal teeth is that you?
neoliberal queef
neoliberal teeth poster is the wafflewigger on a VPN so I dont like that gimmick
>>219879771jamposting
might get older, fatter and balder
>>219879808cmon now we'll all be executed well before then
>>219879820it's heatherpaedo
>>219879742garbage
day 23 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
>>219879820What does this even mean nigga is a level 10 Brit poster :crying: :skull:
>>219879770unrequited love is one of the most painful things you can go through. i remember i couldnt sleep at night without daydreaming or should i say night dreaming? hahag
>>219879878I think I maybe have a chance with her if I find her
unrequited love
What would an unrequited poo be like?
mum says she can’t stand seeing me waste my lifeok sooo like give me a million pound then…?
you are all probably talking about a different pain though. I would think about a different sort of pain, so I didnt want to say. pain can still be nice though
>>219879958summon a demon on her
>>219879864i'm sure you're skipping days. it was only 15 yeaterday
>>219880021demon not real
>>219880034they are?
Stop alltheFighting !! It`sCheltenham FestivalWeek .. !!
>>219880067annoying. why is a cat even on a football pitch?
when im lowkey nervous to make a /brit/post but then i remember that tuff pigeon doctor walking
>>219880080one of the horses already died
>>219880125too much cumming...
>>219880120screm
>>219880021something something benefits.uk
WE are WE arethe REVOLUTIONhttps://youtu.be/8nY23NA25mM
Summoning a demon on my bitch of a mother all because she spoke to me in a snotty way.
I dont trust huskeys that walk posh and stare straight ahead. huskeys are the nigger of the dog world. I dont trust it. regular huskeys are sexy but still the most dangerous dog
>>219880125I`m so Sadabout It ..we at /Brit/say``Rest In Peace``ToHansard ..
>>219880099he was subbed on
>>219880193an improvement on Kinsky
black holes. What's going on there, scientifically speaking?no one knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq28ZufatpA&t=10s Today's tunage
mousenonce desperately trying to force it when we’re all just bored of it by this point
I like the fluffy dogs an they are useful to cuddle with
Let's play a game of guess the skin colour
>>219880204lmao
>>219880276Definitely an incel either wayNeed them all locked up
People in the olden times be like>oh an emissary of the Mongol empire has arrived and he's a personal friend of Genghis Khan yeah kill him
>>219880276if I was a girl nowadays I would be always scared of getting raped
just stop begging it mate, take the hint that none of us are replying to you
>>>/tv/218455509
>>2198802762bh this sounds like a white boy scenario
senators should carry guns and have duels, they are all sort of 260 years old(!!) to be fair
>>21988027630 years ago this never happened now it happens every day what has the country become
you're a 3 cup Olga
>>219879029>>219879044YORKSHIREYORKSHIREYORKSHIRE
>>219880259this is complete SHITE
https://vocaroo.com/1lr0GagtfNyf
me can't believe it not custard
>>219880369
kissu
>>219880355only Olgas oppose this technology
scrrwm
nan on the ground
megprendi sex arse
>>219880415she's probably riding the manager
Invade East Asia and put the women on boats
or a trainee, or quiet quitting even though it is some fake art tard project
noticing patterns
does the world really need so many people?
>>219880247I guess it's not the worst meal deal choice, but it's definitely not the best either
im going to do some chicken soup then with a slice of bread and butter yummy oh happy days what more can i say
dropping a few silent notes to janny
>>219880467Needs more desu. Too many men thoughever
only time I ever get a big giant can of red bull is part of a meal deal. Would cost about 4 quid to buy that can on its own
my grandma told me she doesn't like the idea of me visiting america. seems like a bit of a coincidence that my passport has disappeared right when I was set to fly to massachusetts. I think nantucket
POV it's 2005 and 12 year old you has just seen Peter Kay Live at the Bolton Albert Halls for the first time ever and it's the funniest thing you've ever seem.
>>219880487cringe post. downvoted. r*portedkys
>>219880497I'd be enraged if I were you
>>219880467alri bill gates lad
>>219880428sexo…
>>219880500He's genuinely hilarious
>>219880500ktim
>>219880441>>219880400>>219880369dogshit AI slop that nobody fucking comes here to see, plus youre obsessed with black people and bbc
It’s extremely stormy where I amWind is howling against my window and I’m still laid in bed ffs
Honestly lads normie life past the age of 30 is unbelievably shit
>>219880518nobody gets married in this day and age lad. it's all netflix and anilingus or whatever they call it
mares
>>219880519so what if old bill wants to eliminate the poor? not like they're living great lives are they? and they're awfully dirty
>>219880542doshit AI slop spam r*ported
>>21988054531-year-old normie here, nah it’s great. Genuinely really enjoying this period of my life.
>>219880530And giving him (You)s is encouraging him, well done mate.
>>219880550I mean sure but also just to break one (female)
>>219880554>t. irish diaspora timmy
>>219880500his live shows are terriblehis sitcoms are world class
>>219880577he posts it daily as one of his dogshit gimmicksmy last post about it because its just the freak using AI to generate his posts now (if he is the janny he should get fired, if not banned from the website. so I [redacted] his post)
>>219880276Norwich doesnt seem like its very ethnic
>>219880545It's peng if you're healthy and wealthy.
sister got uppity about me saying niggardly last night
>>219880412Bizarre knowledge of history this
>Wildlife to replace historical figures on banknotes>The public will help choose which animals and birds will appear on the Bank of England's new notes.For fuck's sakeOn the plus side at least this means they can't put Mary Seacole on it then
GARLIC BREAD
Fact of the matter is that he would post it regardless of if he got a (you)
would it be illegal to pay a public defender solicitors for consultation and pay for dinner to talk to her on valentines day (any other day and it would be a bit weird, and she probably has no date because shes a solicitor)
>>219880615seethe
uh oh jealous melty cos i get more attention than him without even trying
>>219880654i don't know
>>219880648it was you
>>219880677I need to get this advice for free somewhere (im poor). maybe (the) CAB
>>219880673You samefagging your dogshit cuck and nonce posts doesn’t count as getting “attention”, heatherpaedo
>>219880681confused horse
>>219880704you’re seething
>>219880712are you a horse? a girl? mare?
scottish girls' bums
>>219880644Poo seal £10 note
>>219880654trying to shag your solicitor mouseman?
The "I prefer Asian girls" phenotype
>>219880739I would. theyre fit
>>219880644Rorke's upset because he hoped for Enoch Powell and Nick Griffin to have their images put on banknotes
if I were in a band I'd want to be like alien ant farmone absolute banger of a coverone absolute choon of an original songthen just enjoy playing gigs to 500 people at small fairs for 20 years
>>219880753what crime are the irl jannies trying to get you on? (which you didnt do)
sheeeit
I would be a (dog) friend of the court dog stress relief... >>219880781terrorism
>>219880788saveloy panpipes
>>219880769:)
you can come here on any day and it's always the same images and posts
>>219880644Labour party saying they want animals and nature instead of black people and brown people on banknotes
If Iran don’t stop fucking around, I’m going over there to have a word with this Ayatollah.
>>219880815comforting, isn't it.
terrorise the greys
>>219880825If i was disingenuous journalist I'd run with this
>>219880554janny rarely does a single thing about ithe did get banned yesterday but only after MOUSEY went into the janIRC
>>219880827Sir Diplomatic Mission
not long until we hear the cheltenham roar once again !!
luv me curly-haired curling cuties. simple bloody as.
>The owner of the vape shop where the devastating Glasgow Central fire started has broken his silence after the devastating blaze. >"It’s a hurtful and disappointing accident.>"Whatever it is that happened, it shouldn’t be happening.>"I am so upset and I don’t want to talk about it." Wow yeah he sounds really torn up about the whole thingOnly bought the place two weeks ago but wasn't present during main trading hours seems a really legit operation
>>219880815Alright then, here's an image which I don't think I've posted in /brit/ beforeIt shows a glorious European space rocket (unlike filthy Am*rican space rockets)
>>219880851It`s soLovely !!butHansard todayIs forYou Ok ..
>>219880849would you like a carrot lucozade
>>219880863Name of said gentleman?
>>219880863They feel absolutely no remorse when they destroy things. It’s part of what makes them such an effective bioweapon.
rah
>>219880888>bioweaponRacist RorkeCalling Prevent now
>>219880880>>219880888>But sources told us detectives are yet to locate Arslan as they assist Scottish Fire and Rescue with their investigation.>A source said: “Police want to speak to him to find out more information but have been unable to fine him so far.”Wtf is going on here
Me? Always loads of remorse when l do wrong
purple aki on the tenner
he HATES jamacians for some reason
>>219880896Why would you have a poster of a breakfast menu?
>>219880741Asian people just look super neotonous and qt
>>219880913>detectives are yet to locate Arslanchecking the flight manifests to pakistan in the following days might help
>>219880788Irish Timmy's crush
>>219880913>ArslanKurdish then
eating taco bell and crying
>>219880933what's wrong with that
>>219880945youre timmy
>>219880863Is illicit tabacco trade a thing in the UK?Here every time a business gets burned down it's because they were selling illegal tabacco and a rival group paid some crackheads to burn down the shop.news always reports it as a random attack with unknown motives though and interviews the owner as if they're innocent.like woah a Lebanese owned hairdresser burned down in a totally random attack for the fourth time this week what a crazy coincidence
>>219880913I believe he knows that burning down a historic building will basically lead to insane public backlash against him (until leftypol makes up some defence)
>>219880896kek
Isn't Arslan the Lion from Narnia? Why are they looking for a lion from a kid's book?
>>219880908Infront of a government mandated judge no jury trail. Prison by tea time. Keirs really streamlined the thoughtcrime to prison process
>>219880861demonic smile
sir george floyd
>>219880933Because it's clearly stolen, a cultural necessity
Did the paedophile post the same few videos and images and then reply to himself? Wow. Hilarious
>>219880986Schizophrenia much, Rorke?
is colombia just sodom and gomorrah
>>219881005keep talking about it im sure thatll make him go away
need to get a card for mumberg
>>219881019nothing makes him “go away” other than sounding the janny alarm
pensioner smoker neighbours are the worst when the weather is nice you can't do shit in the garden without them gawking at you during one of their five thousand daily smoke breaks
>>219881005Didn’t know your dad posted here mate?
>>219881013:)
i can sense the palpable rage emanating from some of you lot when i post the images and that's why i continue to do so so cheerswinding you lads up brings me so much pleasure and joy
>>219881046didnt ask
anyone smoking crack tonight?
>>219881018What are her policies?
Is Rorke still going on about “muh vape shop”?
apparently today is 6 years since the start of lockdown. mad that
why is everyone so obsessed with crack lately
>to do so so
sir vape shop
>>219881092I always seem to remember it as the 23rd of March
>>219881096
>>219881096@grok post a joke about human sex with dogs (pets) as a reply to this post
>>219881092no it isn't I was out for cheltenham that year and lockdown didn't start until a few weeks after that
whatever happened to this dudehell of a thing to just fall out of the news cycle
The Scotch hate it when you talk about incidents which took place in their 'country' (which was for centuries referred to as England in all documentation)
Sir Arslan Fledthecountry
if I was a crack smoker I wouldnt jerk off for 3 days and smoke crack and jerk off (I like to jerk off). either to cum lots or wank for ages
On Sunday it's the 2069th anniversary of the assassination of Julius Caesarwhat are we doing to honour him m'lads?
>>219881134good riddance paul blart maul cop was a disgrace
any absolute fucking retards in
>>219881134Languishing in some prison in New York
Scottish people and Irish people are sort of funny because on one hand they don’t want any English people in their country but on the other hand they’re more than happy to flood them with niggers
>>219881171how old is a horse this small
>>219881161Ide have survived and Marched away
four hour anniversary of me having my morning wank and I know just how to celebrate it
>>219881161might have a chicken caesar wrap
>>219881181Wahey
Mousey listening to stupid horse by 100 gecs and getting hard
>>219881171little hoss fella
>>219881161>what are we doing to honour him m'lads?dying childless and betrayed
>>219881187cant be bothered wanking anymore (I will see how long nofap is with the next time I get a boner)
>>219881180toby no
>>219881207He had a son (adopted)
new>>219740345>>219740345>>219740345
>>219880974Not that bad no, people just bring it back from Europe and sell it in dodgy corner stores. You go in and ask for baccy and they ask if you want a deal and you pay much less, otherwise a bloke down a pub will sell you some from his last trip to Spain. Not heard of any proper dodgy gang shit going on with it.
I saw a 7 month old horse and she was huge and kinda sexy (it was a previously wild horse getting broken)
just learning that Ides of March was already a name for the 15th of March and not a name they started using because it was the day the killed are Julius
>>219881178That's the Irish blood. Too much iron in their wee brains.
rewiring the lighting circuits in the loft because the previous owner was retarded lads
right well that's ummy
We need a comprehensive list of all of the things today may not do
ok>>219881262>>219881262>>219881262
>>219880612>>219880612>>219880612
>>219881236yeah it means middle of the month
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