American Clarkson edition
this feels more like the new
>>219883592Looks like terry wogan
Say no to jf news
>>219883616https://youtu.be/HYltn5FNAos
does leftypol know hes part of a suicide cult or not
All that space and they still parked like a cunt That's America for you though
imitation is the highest form of flattery
right this seems to be taking root as the new
>>219883674For me its irish dancer Michael flattery
>>219883687Your mum is taking root mate
the fajitas didnt come out sizzlin' but they were nice
>>219883493I like them. Good songs. People thought Fred Durst was an arrogant douchebag but maybe he's just a guy who wanted to have a bit of funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps&t=21
Ok /Brit/ ..I`m sorry To DoitMakingEveryone sadbutthis edition ..Is Dedicated To Hansard The Lovely Horsewho R.I.P.atCheltenham Festival 2026Ok ..
>>219883687:|
>>219883687love ityeah!
using toothpicks to dig out food bits from my teeth after 3 days without brushing
might get an early night
>>219883704he's glue now
PinkPantheress
>>219883698There songs are shit. The lyrics are shit. The rhymes are shit. All there songs sound basically the same. Rollin would have been fine as a one hit wonder but basically Fred Durst just really wanted to be famous
alri
Tell me lies tell me sweet nigger lies
Ihate..toil !!
>>219883750Take a Look Around is lovely
>>219883698songs that get rorke TURNT
you don't have what it takes to lie on your back with your legs spread while a large muscular man thrusts into you
keep on rollin' bebeA MOVE IN A MOVE OUTA HANDS UP A HANDS DOWN
>>219883746pengwankeress
>>219883761wardermellun aint shit brah
My dream is some JF comes in here, sees a Mousey post, and carries around with them for the rest of their days that that's how we all post. That's my dream.!!
>>219883746she needs a yankee bf so bad
>calls americans fat>is a fat cuntwhat did he mean by this?
my parents are jf
>>219883750Break StuffTake A Look AroundRollin'2 more hits than most of that era managed
listening to supertramp and eating hummus
iran made a right mess of my toilet bowl
>>219883822Christ. You've hit rock bottom.
for me it's the mission impossible theme they did
3pm walkis this illegal? it feels illegal
>>219883820COME ON TARShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8
>>219883814Not as harcore as slipknot or korn not as musical as likin park they were basically the mid nu metal bandhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUZwriSX4M&pp=ygUUc3BpdCBpdCBvdXQgc2xpcGtub3Q%3D
>>219883849skirts so shirt you can taste the pheromones
been a lovely spring dayof course I spent all of it in my room with the curtains shut but that's irrelevant
>>219883822Do they have other songs apart from breakfast in america?
>>219883878I fucking hate spring
it's cool enough at night now that my dog is sleeping in my bed againwe fight for space but I appreciate her company and am glad summer is over for this reason alone
Would you kiss this cute Brazilian /tttt/ boymoder in your country, internationally speaking?
>>219883889why .. ??
>>219883917um
>>219883750>>219883764Boiler is their best song
Exploring Australia on google maps. Whole lot of nothing going on there.
>>219883917Do you mean this is a woman?
>>21988391740 days in the wilderness turned you gay Norway
>>219883871Guitarist always got a great dirty tone from his riffs
>>219883849I do a 2:30pm walk to spot the milfs walking down to the school.
>>219883940very yank coded country but with all the poz of great britain
>>219883671it's when there's miles of open space it's not really a problem to park like that. it's only a nuisance if it takes up two spaces back to front, not just side to side
>>219883888lunch in chatham
>>219883950>Do you mean this is a woman?A trans woman, yes.
>>219883888not that anon but yeah they also did goodbye stranger
>>219883940just island texas without the affordable homes, good food or cool people
>>219883917Would pet his head
WhyAre Farmfoods sellingit ??maybeGary Eats can ..Give It A Go !!
Japanese mummy milfs
>>219884006Needs longer
>>219884006>Eat my heckin' butt dude>Ok .. I will !!
Haha came across another warm cup of tea i made earlierResult!
Farmfoods Yank hog sex arse
>>219884046Gonna make myself a coffee because I'm nearly falling asleep
>yank hogdon't mind if I do!
>>219884006pork butt?selling rorke's arse in farmfoods now?
>>219884046this was funny the first time but doesn't work as a long term gimmickthat's my review
poo
explaining to the lovely internet janitors that Mousey's annoying way of typing is not to be quirky but is used as a signature so everyone knows it's him. Sounds against the rules to me.
>>219884135haha yes mategowan
someone jus told me theres a girl out there with love in her eyes n flowers in her hair
>>219884143ywnbaj
Pulling back my foreskin to flex on phimosis niggas
where do you guys find all these funny pictures
>>219884175we say 'bames' here
Yeah, I'm out that Brooklyn, now I'm down in TribecaRight next to De Niro, but I'll be hood foreverI'm the new Sinatra, and since I made it hereI can make it anywhere, yeah, they love me everywhereI used to cop in Harlem, hola, my Dominicanos (Dímelo)Right there up on Broadway, brought me back to that McDonald'sTook it to my stash spot, 560 State StreetCatch me in the kitchen, like a Simmons whippin' pastryCruisin' down 8th Street, off-white LexusDrivin' so slow, but BK is from TexasMe? I'm out that Bed-Stuy, home of that boy BiggieNow I live on Billboard and I brought my boys with meSay "What up?" to Ty Ty, still sippin' Mai TaisSittin' courtside, Knicks and Nets give me high fivesNigga, I be spiked out (Come on), I could trip a referee (Come on)Tell by my attitude (Come on) that I'm most definitely from
>>219883888that entire album is great, also Crime Of The Century and Even In The Quietest Moments...don't care for the rest of their material though
>>219883592'o''om 'ear
only toiling man in?
>>219884273yh
Obviously all video games are for children but there's something about a grown adult playing a Nintendo switch which is particularly patheticEspecially when they refer to it as their "switch" like it's a normal thing
>>219884273currently hiding in my car after finishing a training session despite the fact I was supposed to return to work immediately after aha
>>219884116>birdsHate it when people use this to refer to females. I called someone out on it at work in a meeting the other day, not because I care but because it made me cringe
>>219884312sisters bf has a steam deck and I can tell she finds it unbelievably cringe whenever he gets it out and starts playing some gay little indie platformer on it
>>219884335>femalesjust call them women
>>219884312according to the strict law of the torah not one gentile deserves to live
bellowing in a blackguard's visage
womb havers
>>219884384foids is better
Double Xs
Deano referring to the women he regularly shags as "birds"Rorke referring to the women he never shags as "females"
if you're unemployed, 3-5pm is a good time for a nap. just a top tip from me.
>>219884106need a fat american gf bad
I like to refer to all women I don't know by name as "bitches" like a common negro
prefer to refer to women by name
>>219884498nah i wouldn't be able to get the sleep later on
what horse do you have here
>>219884569
>>219884498Genuinely want to kill myself if I wake up at late afternoon or dusk after a day of doing nothing
fentanyl overdose would be a breeze of a suicide need to get my hands on some
>Mousey being an aggressive mongoloid I sleep>Mousey wanting to have sex with mice and horses I sleep >Mousey finally turning over a new leaf and being a positive poster TO THE JANNY RIZON I GO AS HIS POST PATTERN IS TRIGGERING MY AUTISM!!!!
>>219884349Screeching.Don't blame her, grown ass man playing bing bing wahoo instead of interacting with the real world.
>>219883592
>A Philippines-based woman has described how "heartbreaking" it is to get less than $2 per hour pretending to be much better paid OnlyFans models in online chats.oh my days
>>219884658SCREAMINGHOWLINGFLINGING MY SHIT AT THE WALLS
>>219883746she's lost weight she used to be a lot more fat
>>219884612only one person's autism triggered here lad
>>219884658screm
>>219884677then don't do it?
>>219884658
A new low for Mickey Pearce "Spaino" as he tries to get mouselord banned over his unique posting style.
>>219884707
>>219884697Ah yes she should just walk into the local offices of PaysReallyWell Corporation and demand that they give her a job
>>219884658hes still bigger than him lmao imagine he was knighted and when william goes "arise, sir davis" he squeaks from the corner that he didn't even kneel yet
>>219884724That midget looks like that one MP that was frowning with the black guy
Spamming AI slop 18 hours a day is completely fine but being a positive bloke - like Mousey is - will get him sliming his way into the jancord
Morning team. Not feeling too bad today.
>>219884789stfu tranny freak
>>219884724He's friendly; he's just saying hi
>>219884771mousey lost all his money and hung himself 4 minutes ago
>>219884789Morning lass~
>>219884789Morning gal. Time for a nice morning poo. It lush
>I for one am a fan of this Mousey fellow!
>>219884789are you working at ALDI today?
>>219884805*hanged
>>219884855ponder the aroma
>>219884789you're as good at recognising the time of day as you are at recognising your own gender
>>219884855Need to shit her digested curry faeces down my throat and tell me this is revenge for the bengal famine
>>219884889sc
>>219884895
>Revealed: Shop where Glasgow fire started had not registered to sell vapes or paid business taxesScreeching, so some random Kurd moved in, started selling vapes illegally, didn't pay taxes, burned down half of Glasgow and has now disappeared into thin air If ever one event so thoroughly summed up the state of the country
>>219884938leftypol loves this
>>219884938we all pay taxes fae somewhere
>>219884938why should someone need a licence to sell vapes?
>>219884938Thought glaswegians were hard men
>>219884938sounds like a hardworking man trying to provide for hes family. what you thinking of this?
>>219884938Conveniently forgetting the African immigrant who ran in there and saved countless people
really like french as a languagevery logical in its poeticalness
>>219884938we're all fae somewhere
>>219884938shop was probably abandoned by an English oaf before he moved in to supply the community
>>219884984A discussion as to whether you need one is completely irrelevantThe fact is the law states you do and the shop owner flaunted it
uh, heyhey rorke put a fork in it i mean oh my dayswe're tired of your racist ways immigrants they are people too rasheed mate he's people toolook at the past look what your evil do slave ships chains empire our people grew
>>219884938if he hadn't paid his taxes then it's because the rule is not clear to him. that system can be confusing if you're not a adept english speaker
Dubai has machines which feed stray cats, pic relatedAlthough the writing on the side seems a bit mean: "with every item recycled, cat food will be automatically dispensed into the bowl". So if people don't recycle, I guess the cats just starve
the vape shop near me is staffed by dyed hair leftypol looking white people. no browns in there at all.
>>219885116Istanbul has this too
>>219885116how the fuck do they turn plastic bottles into cat food?
they're all going on about this nick land chap on /lit/
>>219885120Will you apply for a job there or just sponge off the dole, worse than most blacks by the way, all your 'life'? HERE COMES THE COPE....
the clouds are making the hills look extra blue today
>>219884938kurdjeet moment
Brits don’t fit in with us and the aussies They’ll never get our shared humor and transpacific bond
>>219885202i already have a job so no i won't be applying for one there
>>219885221>Brits don’t fit in with us Very true. Our destiny lies with Europe instead.
>>219885221What's the deal with airline peanuts??
>>219884984So things like this wouldn't happen.
I'm in my 30s can I wear a flatcap now?
mad how leftypol has brought millions of wogs here entirely for the reason that he hates himself
>>219884938fuck you rorke
>>219885272you unlock flatcaps at 50at 30 you get unironic suspenders perk
TattletaleSpaino.. !!
cockmogs me!
>>219885297
Martin Frobisher sex arse
>>219885272'Ee by 'eckAppl'cation DENIED, like
Since I started making meals at home the supermarket meal deal repulses me. How can anyone willingly consume such cheaply made low quality shite?
>>219885348fuck off pseud
>>219885348What's the average price of such a meal deal?
>>219885348it's just a sandwich it's not that deep nigga
ladsinvest in poland
Sir Arnold Rimmer Esq
>>219885378
The only good thing from Yorkshire is the first album from the Arctic Monkeys
>>219885408BSc, SSc
>>219885368€6-7
>>219885202sanest leftypol flipout + forced diversity with their mention of how poor blacks do take
>>219885428Ooh now it's getting.. now it's getting..
>>219885428We also invented Kit Kats, dickhead
zoot toil soon wahey
>>219885458basé et rougepilulé
bins go out tonight
Brainlets won't understand how great these past few days of /brit/ have been.
>>219885404How do I invest in a country?
>>219885481mousey was here...
sir warwick dawis
OnlyFans is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it's great
>>219885419>dead rotting animal fleshok!!>someone touches your sandwichewww
>>219885474hon hon hon gonna blast this absolute belterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcnnSmWWyzg
>>219885202clobbered him
listening to the Ricky Gervais XFM programmes as they are recommended listening before posting in /brit/
Leftypol getting excited about new rick and morty Rorke getting excited about bullying leftypol for getting excited about new rick and morty
>>219885432That's a lot. But I get it it's more about the convenience.
still don't understand the monty hall problem me
mad how mousey put money on spurs getting relegated and hearts winning the league
stomping my feet fast and clapping my hands slow
>>219885590and mikey called him a fool
>>219885582I understand it but reject it. I don't think it's true.Simply refuse to blindly believe maths wizards, who likely all play chess (a boardgame based around pot luck)
>>219885478hymen chaser
>>219885582utter woke noncesenseit's 50%, it's always 50%
https://vocaroo.com/1lr0GagtfNyf
>>219885294Irish diaspora ahh sign
>>219885478I have this hoodie
>>219885653You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
This is the ONLY 4chan general which slags offAnimeFrogpostsChessDigimonBlind conservatismThe status quo
apparently there's a baby boom from people going on mounjaro . i wonder if they're shagging more because they're suddenly skinny and sexy or if obesity was making them less fertile
Just spoke to crodie, he'll be on in fifteen minutes
but steel is heavier than feathers
I wish I was Mounjaro
Status Quo mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxsPBbZ_b8
When is rorke going to get it into his THICK SKULL that we're all fae somewhereIt's just that bloody simple rorke
>>219885730My neighbour got on the jabs and then when she got skinny she divorced her husband. Kinda sad because they had kids
if leftypol was serious about helping wogs he'd let us manage their countries
>>219885765choon
>>219885348Easier innitLess faff
>>219885728they're all bent though (except frogs)
>>219885811nobody trusts the british backstabbing bastards
>>219885811Won't even let them live rent-free in his empty room!! >u-uh I need that room to store empty boxes in case I need to return an online purchase...
>>219885747Its density must mean it drops quicker than feathers
Another lovelyDayof The Cheltenham Festival !!HansardwouldBeSoproud Ok ..R.I.P. My Lovely Horse ..
nth for Yuno
>>219885845Frogposters are Topposters
just seen a fit policewoman phwoarrr
and this is why frogposters deserve all the bullying they get
My Lovely Horse mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>>219885730Shagging women who were on mounjaro is tragic because their tits look like a lemon in a sack
>>219885851Love when gammon started saying this as if it made any sense. Saying that people from war torn countries should be allowed to come and live and work here isn’t the same as having someone come and live in your house
The thing is you literally can just post whatever you want on /brit/it's just a few failed normies who desperately try to act like they're above whatever you've posted to try and cling to some sense of a normal identity
>>219885953It`s Sucha niceSong ..`Graham Lineham`Is aGood Personafter All ..
>>219885911Why do you type like that is it a joke or something, yes I’m new
life, life is a pigstylife lifeeeeee is a pigsty and ive been SHIFTING GEARS
sizing is all fucked on vinted
>>219885979actually you can't post dicks or fannies or tits
Graham Lineham lol remember that oneYou're alright Mousey
>>219886024Well you can but it's not a good idea
any of you lads do that laddish thing lads do ?
Why do they give the horses funny names?
im going to say it
will be driving my grandad to the train station in 22 minutes
depop wank soon
>>219886043ah right what for lad?
>>219885911one last horse for me...today !!
>>219886043*blocks his path*
>>219886040to cheer up the degenerate gamblers
>>219885979Well you literally can’t since I’ve been banned 3 times this year for 3 days each for talking about politics and current events here so maybe you need to go learn what the word literally means
>>219886042N
What secrets are you hiding?
>>219886040I don't think they're allowed to reuse names. Or at least it's really protected. Otherwise you'd get 20 Shergars a year and 10 Red Rums.
overdosing on news
>>219886059he has alzheimers and is doing my nut in I'm just going to put him on the train to glasgow
>im going to say it
>>219886059He has a train to catch
you ain't never had a dick like this baby
>>219886089Thumbnail I thought was Cundy in his Ange mask
>>219886085sounds plausible>>219886094not having it mate. don't believe you
>>219886088>she's a beautiful caramel queen
>>219886058
The Asian Fanny.
>>219886058more of a purpleport prowley meself
>>21988613620/1 each way
>>219886089ARTHUR DALEY
Report the parasite. There should be no reason for him to be able to post here.
>>219886136The "I prefer Asian women" phenotype
>>219886148howling
>>219886136>>219886148HOWLING over this one
>>219886160The so called tolerant left
>>219886128phwoar
can you just post anything on /r9k/? can i go and complain about my life for paragraphs on end and not get banned
>>219886160This, I select the spamming/flooding option :)
>>219886207it's a red board but helpernonce seems to manage to get banned there occasionally so idk
feet are smelling
Sabrina Carpenter has NEVER eaten McDonald's
>>219886272racism outside of /b/ probablyalong with his various threats of violence
>>219886300she likes my sausage though
depressed and can't stop gaining weight, used to be pretty fit a couple years ago now im chubby, life is I'm shambles
>>219886325just put down the fork the fuck
>>219886325Eat less foodMake the food you do eat more nutritious and less calorifficGo for a walkCome home, have a wankGo to bed at a reasonable hourRepeat until well again
>>219886325>eat healthy>stop boozing>exerciseor stay fat you disgusting fuck
Curry for teaWith Bombay potatoes and poppadoms
I can't believe mikey sold all his NFTs and put all the winnings on Spurs staying up. You'd have to call it a bad move!!
Proper sausage if you pay for speedy boarding just to sit on a plane that we are all getting on to leave at the same time anyway
>>219886077big knob x
>>219886414>t. seated next to the toilet
>>219886077keep all mine on a very special harddrive
i've read infinite jestwhat did i make of it?ehit was alri
>>219886535filtered
>>219886497
>>219886535it sucked
>>219886484>>219886484>>219886484when ready :)
my piss is the colour of honey
Meet the new boss (Slay The Spire 2)Same.almost identical in fact it is the same exact game but you have to pay for it again as the old boss (Slay The Spire)
>>219886497ummers
bit early
stayed up till 1am finishing off a uni project so i ended up going to the gym later than usual, and i wholeheartedly believe boomers should be banned from entering them. at 5:30am the only ones there are sensible lifters, but the second it gets past 9am the place is flooded with retarded cabals of elderly men then crowd around two machines/racks/benches and work in with each for infinite periods of time with their shit dropsets/pump sets etc, and theyre all dyels obviously. never putting up with these subhumans ever again
>>219886359>>219886361>>219886378can’t be bothered tho
