*taps sign* editionprev >>219897379
About to have a bubblebath
>>219898437I said the Torah not the Bible educate yourself chud!
>>219898442Anyone else find it odd how we'll have like 3 /cum/ threads in a row entirely filled with politics and nothing happens but in other threads two anons sort of briefly engage in politics and they are both warned/banned in like 15 minutes? Are jannies just trying to make quotas or something?
>>219898456u a girl?
>>219898466What I find odd is this absolutely peculiar Pepe you've posted
>>219898442Who here monitoring the situation (colour man’s current thing)
finna make pasta for din din
>>219898468I’m a man
>colour
>>219898471You can't recognize where it was traced from?
Thoughts on vaginas?
Californiabros we're going to get struck by Iranian drones!
>>219898474I made some lentil patties and served them with quinoa and steamed bok choy
>>219898485I am completely obssesed with them
>>219898485They looks like mouths
>>219898486sent from israel
Lurpak spreadable butthole (invented in 1901)
>lentils>quinoa
>>219898493A mouth is in the middle of the vulva-anus spectrum
I like watching those AI president gameplay videos.
You smell
>get a tinder match>tell her “you’re so fucking hot I could poop myself”>she unmatchesFuck my retard chungus life.
The West is too individualist to beat a collectivist people. We believe in individualism too much. We think every man and women is their own person when that isn't the case for most people on this planet
Just got a 4channel SFW blue board banner ad that asked “When was the last time you gooned to a good book?”
>>219898517lore accurate tifa
>>219898485They exist for my penis. i don't like other penises entering vaginas only my own penis
>>219898521When was the last time you gooked to a goon gock
>>219898485Only pretty when there's no pink showing
>>219898518>We think every man and women is their own person when that isn't the case for most people on this planetThe problem now is that everyone else is adopting this mindset around the world lol
>>219898516>>tell her “you’re so fucking hot I could poop myself”If you looked like giga-chad this would work
>>219898516Were you hoping she’d be a scatfag
I just came.
Only girls goon to books
>>219898502Lentils are good though
>>219898536gayI like pussies with huge meaty lips
>>219898516Indian rizz
>>219898540I need to looksmxx more>>219898542No I was just going sillybillymode
Rizzat
>>219898559>I need to looksmxx moreShouldve started with a picture of you going hammer-mode on your face. Women love extreme comittment like that
The loogie I wiped on the side of the bed has now crusted on the sheet
canadian bois be like: bud! tucker's mom is making fried chimkin and green beams with mashed potaters for us after practice ^w^
Earlier I made two loaves of whole wheat sourdough bread. Put them in the freezer. Tomorrow I might make bagels or something
>>219898581Doesn't taste too bad
>>219898589we're having KD with catsup as wellll~ OwO
im gay
just devoured a case o' dillas
>>219898619Devour this bussy
*rubs your big fat tummy*good boy!
My entire body is aching to fight right now it feels uncomfortable.
I saw a pretty blonde girl lean over the other day and her belly fell out of her shirt and it was so hot
Just ate like 12 chicken sausages.
>>219898644*massages you*
Have an interview tommorow to be manager of one of those stores that makes car keys
How do I stop being mentally ill?
*peeks my head into /cum/*
>>219898642hoo hoo!
>>219898662ssri
reckon I'm gonna kill you with it
>>219898664Chim is a good bird
>>219898662No such thing I'd reckon you is what we'd simply call a loser back in the day
>>219898655Oh cool. Does it pay decent?
feel like i might have a goon, like better gets this over with quick its late
i heart ssris
>>219898664
>>219898743scary!
Went to a restaurant with a friend where we’re regulars, and the waitress kept giving me FUCK ME eyes again…
>>219898722What's wrong with you
>>219898682he's a chimney swift. they don't perch like regular birds. they stick to flat vertical surfaces only like the inside of chimneys. pamprodactyl foot arrangement
>>219898763I fucked his mom
>>219898743one marks that you are very evil ;_;
It is weird how Darth Bane in Star Wars is very similar to Bane in Batman.>both are very big and strong and muscular>both are bald>both are very smart and cunning>both had a harsh childhood which made them tough and ruthless>both were trained by a dark esotetic order>both have a goal of wiping everything out and building a new system over the ashes
>>219898759I get that from a lot of woman, but guess what: that's just theoretical and mostly impracticable
>>219898779I got a cute waitress’s number once and went on a date. It didn’t really work out because I lived with a girlfriend at the time, and she lived with her parents, so we had nowhere to go at the end LOL
>>219898777For you maybe
Expeditiously
Pissing fiery liquid out my ass right now, can't trust jeetdash they will poison you every time
>>219898767Does he slep sideways too?
big guy
>>219898815i hope it passes quickly, but please don't forget about this. there's not a single restaurant i trust 100%
Mommy, Mommy! Come quick! My wiener just farted milk all over my own tits and I’m an ugly bitch!
>>219898831kinda
Darth Bane grew up on Apatros, the son of a cortosis miner. When he was old enough to work his father put him to work in the cortosis mines as well. It was a hard and physically demanding job. His father was also a drunkard and frequently beat him up. He had to defend himself from other miners who picked a fight with him. This life hardened him into a cold and ruthless man even before he became a Sith.For Bane, life is a relentless struggle for survival. You have to take care of yourself and only yourself. No one else matters.
>>219898863thumbnail looks like gore
>>219898777>>219898874basedtell us more
>>219898888
>>219898887so close
>>219898887Yeah, that's just hilariousAnd people say i use a script
/g/1546803/84aef1bc62/
>>219898863what if this happened to you irl, what if you looked into a hole and trump was in there speaking gibberish and then you look away for 1 second and hes gone, no one would ever believe you, what would you do, what would you think of it
One time Bane got in a fight with another miner and bit off his thumb.Bane always wanted to escape the life of a cortosis miner on Apatros but he didn't know how, until one fateful night. His only friend, Groshik, a Neimoidian bartender at the local cantina, arranged for him to be smuggled off the planet in exchange for his enlistment in the Sith Army.Bane jumped at the opportunity. For him, becoming a Sith Trooper was his escape from the existence he always hated on Apatros.Thus began Bane's journey to Dark Lord of the Sith.
I swear to god captcha is getting more and more retarded
So horny rn if a bitch suddenly teleported right in front of me i'd instantly bust a nut
>theres only one dude-beer left
>>219898967Perhaps you are
I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB
>>219898983its not like Im failing them, theyre just getting more of a pain in the ass to remember>was that a circle with one crescent sliver or 2? was that a jack with 2 dots or one?>why are these fucking arrows so small
>>219898943this is the most indian thing you've ever posted
>>219898991have you tried looking at the job store
*slams back beer**hits the penjamin*damn, he's literally me
my knee is swollen like my dih when i pop a rinno pill
>>219898998i dont think theres anything indian about that post at all, your flag however..,
glad /cum/ has settled down and banned most of the problematic posters
Ummm….squeezed to cheese you?
>>219899015i will open convenience store in your neighborhood
>>219899021I got a 10 minute ban, hopefully janjan took mercy on me
>>219898937Idiot
>>219899032Clock's ticking fuckwad see you in three days
>>219898993Low iq problem
>>219899034?
I drank the 7.1 % IPA
>>219899077WHAT A LIFE
HelloGay bowser
Kino casino is boring as hell tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Egwloq6Lkso kino
n insane blackpill is watching old moviesyou don’t even have to go back in time that long. watch any movie of the early 2000a completely different universe. places and cities you’d want to live in, not the shitholes they’ve become
Currently enjoying this book I received from the 'zon today.
just shotgunned a glass of milk
>>219899107racist dogwhistle post
i must absolutely preserve my cum i will not give in it is too pathetic I will lift weights instead
>>219899115Jay Dyer has talked about that book. It is about Satanism in Hollywood.The reason it is called Hollywood is because a witch's wand is made from the wood of a holly tree. The movie is a magic spell to mind control the audience.
>>219899094>Top ten biggest heel turns of all time
>>219899107Copied and pasted from xitter award
I’ve drank so much water but I’m still h7ngover
Stanley Kubrick was an atheist materialist in his early career but later in life he started to believe in telepathy and telekinetics and spirits.
>>219899140You have to do any hangover recovery before you sleep. I recommend drinking water until your pee runs clear, taking a milk thistle & an electrolyte drink.You have to do this BEFORE you sleep!
Nick Drake was an incel musician and in my experience hate his music & vibe but to me it sounds like the best thing ever...go figure
*women hate
Evens jerk off Odds remain pure
>>219899218zoomer status: unredeemed
cumbums!
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
>>219899230what's up
>>219898738Can't we play cool songs?????? FUCK!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw
I guess a nice thing about the middle ages is that everything was hand made by one or a few people, created completed products and they owned their own tools. Now its all an assembly line one person doing one repetitive thing for hours and hours.
Chasing vodka with chocolate milk idgaf anymore
>>219899263>when everything feels like the movies>YAH YOU BLEED JUST TO KNOOOOOW YOOOOOU'RE ALIVE
so once democrats get their wish and turn all of california spanish... what exactly do they expect to happen?everybody will continue to ghettoize and then you think only at that point theyll finally learn?how many of the shitlibs can actually speak spanish anyway
>>219899278hey man, youre harshing the mellow
Triggers that cause me to self harm:>Seeing a pretty girl>Reading about someone having sex>Seeing a happy couple holding hands>Hearing or reading about other people's relationships
>>219899298even reading your post pisses me off
>>219899266You really wanna pay for small batch and made to order items all the time?
Sleepy time. Bye bye.
>>219899298if you self harm you're a bitch made super nova
>>219899298turn into a stone cold volcel
chill out dudes, let's keep it posivibes please
Two lovers entwined pass me by
fallout: new vegas is my overall favorite, but i think the best-written character in the series is kellogg.
Now is a good time to invade Taiwan
>>219899302I'm beyond saving and I'm too scared to kill myself right now but I probably will eventually >>219899316I'm fucking pathetic and I despise myself>>219899317I just want a cute wife
Ordered more dwarves for next month
>>219899313Id rather be a poor blacksmith in the middle ages than working in a wire factory in China
>>219899298Shut up bitch no one wants to hear your whining
If I had a big house I'd probably hire a blacksmith to make me a large Eight-Pointed Star Of Chaos to put on the wall.
>>219899325This is the 2nd most relatable song of all time, after How Soon Is Now
>>219899332>I just want a cute wifenot worth it IMO
>>219899332fuck you scum
>>219899332Be that as it may, why don’t you cool it with the doomerposting? It doesn’t help anything. Just be chill.
>>219899333Better pic of the dwarves I ordered
>>219899349I'm sorry. I will stop.
i dont care about seeing couples, what crushes me is thinking i have a chance only to have it crushed
Thinking of saying the n word
Damn I love having sex after a romantic picnic with my long term girlfriend that I grew up with in my small New England town, who I will marry in June because that's her name.
>>219899360That girl is like a 6
>>219899298Have you tried SSRIs? Most of us take them even though we won't admit it
>>219899350Order some bitches
>>219899298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-EvfYBnBc
>>219899357You’re good homie. I think everything will be okay, even if you don’t.
Motherfucking allergies Took loratadine earlier and just took some nasal spray. Mom deliberately doesn't keep stuff like NyQuil
>>219899364Slightly above average is still above average, scummo.
>>219899350have you posted an overall pic of your army? i always like seeing your projects, but i don't think i ever thought to ask at the total size of it.
niggas be like"these flowers too spicy"
imagine paying 78 dollars for some plastic figurines it takes cents to print out
>>2198993963D printers are quite expensive
So anyways...
Beer mile o algo
>>219899298Have you tried opium? Most of us do it even if we won't admit it
>>219899331today's paper so thank you
>>219899423where the fuck do you get opium
>>219899421What the fuck is that?
>>219899425today's paper
>>219899436more of today's paper
>>219899427Underrated
>>219899441seeing iran get bombed is more than worth paying a bit more at the pumpseethe
I'm druk as fuck cumbums. And I haven't even toked up yet.
>>219899431Doro
Redditjeet won the debate
40 years ago people were playing the nes, 600 years ago people were fighting wars with swords and armor in europe
>>219899429Down at the local opium den
>>219899450its wednesday
>>219899462i know
>>219899384I still have like 11 more dwarves to paint not counting the ones I ordered. This is what I’ve painted fully so far. Hard to get it all in focus. >>219899396They are metal actually
bloody hell california spending per pupil is going to 25k more money you put into these bloody public schools the worse results you get
Who makes good femdom stuff
you know when you get really blitzed on liquor you end up in a 1950's Kurosawa movie - beyond your immediate person everything's draped in fog
>>219899491your mom
>>219899485Maybe that’s a bit better, the back thing didn’t reflect as much light as I hoped.
WAR. (HUH YEAH) WHAT IIIIIIS IT GOOD FOR?(ABSOLUTLY NOTHIN')
This is what AI is good forhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Q3PjMt8phWY
>>219899502I wish
Just let out a satisfactory stream of piss
Cable chest press is such a better pump for agility than static bar it's crazy. I did all sorts of schizo lifts to try to emphasize agility training cause I think im gonna start training mma again.
>>219899485>>219899503it's very cool. you make me miss my gunpla days, but my hands just aren't steady enough for the fine painting these days. great work!
>>219899507GOOD GOD Y'ALL
>>219899564I’ve always wanted to try some cable stuff but I do all my workouts at home with dumbbells.
yeah i'm gonna start up mma again (mexican male ass)
>>219899485Looks awesome af fried.Dorfs are love and in lotr canon they kinda are miniature models
lol america advanceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL-Vo2xyKzwcant believe nobody knew the rules of the tournament and got hammered the night before thinking theyd won i mean wtf is that just embarrassing
They call him Misdemeanor because the more he misses da meaner he gets.
Washed my sheets
There's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows
>Looks awesome af fried.
>>219899578The cables are just really nice because you get to train the explosive power starting in the root and following through the back and into the chest. The workout was really hard my entire back and obliques are searing and I look like a holocaust chad
>>219899564>agilityDon't let that scare you away from actual strength training
I want a Jewish girlfriend
>>219899567Thank you! You should get back into it. My hands are not steady either, it’s all about bracing. There’s videos online about it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oqp76vAJu9g>>219899583Thanks anon! Yeah dwarves are my favorite by far. Always loved Gimli.
>>219899625I am getting stronger I just don't want to gain a bunch of weight or sacrifice my flexibility. I know my body pretty well and high flexibility slender build is what makes me healthy and happy and fit. Its like when vegeta becomes a bulky super Sayan and cell beats him easier I need my flexibility and fast reflexes to beat stronger opponents.
The world is changing, and I miss you
Is being depressed a valid reason to call off work?
>>219899624That’s sick. Do you take anything to help with getting a nice pump? Like a pre-workout or something?
>>219899661YesYou are sick.Mentally sick.
If anyone is hesitant to get on SSRI’s FYI they make alcohol so much fucking stronger it’s not even funny which means you save $$$ and don’t need to consume as much
>>219899653You don't have to worry about getting bulky. Most people who try hard for years to get bulky barely look like they liftStrength is the priority
>>219899661No lol
>>219899661Depends. White collar yes, blue collar just tell them you’ve got a stomach bug
>>219899676But doesn't that destroy your kidneys
>>219899661Your boss will think you're a pathetic bitch that can't handle anything
>>219899661No, work is good for depression
>>219899680I’m not gonna tell them, I’m just gonna say that I’m not feeling well and can’t come in. But yeah blue collar.
>>219899624They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>219899699nice
still hasnt done his taxes award
>>219899685Idk but if it does I don’t even care I don’t need to live past 45
lower back painmost likely due to my horrible posture
>>219899693I’ve been at this job for like 5 months and it’s done nothing but make it worse.
>>219899709They aren't due for another month
>>219899713booo fucking hoooyou should just do nothing and collect benefits
>>219899711Try doing dead hangs on a pull-up bar. I used to have the same issue and that fixed it.
I want to have sex
>>219899709girl same. I'm thinking of not doing them since [redacted by janny] wants us to [redacted]
>>219899726with who?
>>219899720I’m not disabled.
>>219899730Me
Woman journalists think their profession is just to make meandering blog posts/diary entries about their random personal preferences . dumb whore you are writing in a national newspaper not your girly personal club
I haven't worked in over a year and I don't feel depressed
I'm disabled
>>219899733oh?well then how about you collect your dingie boats by getting into uk and them paying you to get outthen just repeat the process and basically infinite money glitch
Why's this anon shilling ssris so hard
>>219899740The only shitty part about not having a job is not having money, besides that it’s amazing.
>>219899743How disabled we talking?
>>219899739"journalist" and profession is an oxymoron subhumans the lot of them
>>219899754ESL
>>219899759about 40% of 4trans is troons these days.
>>219899762I have money from when I worked. Parentbergs don't charge me rent. I don't really spend much at all. I do a lot of work for them around the house though im not a freeloader.Never understood people who need to work to feel fulfilled. It's like. Read a book lmao.
>>219899764The theater episode is one of the funniest sitcom episodes i have ever seen
Banana banana banana terracottaBanana terracotta terracotta pieBanana banana banana terracottaBanana terracotta terracotta pie
>>219899765Severe anxiety prevents me from driving
>>219899665I have a recovery potion i like. 2 cups milk 1 cup peanut butter 1 tbsp electrolyte 2 raw eggs and a banana blended. I add tumeric and pepper but you don't have to Drink one of those after every workout and you gain muscle
>>219899782That really sucks anon, I had a few panic attacks over the last 2 months for the first time ever and I can really sympathize now. Do you collect disability?
>>2198997852 girls 1 cup
guys theyre killing highguard... cant believe i spent money on skins
>>219899777I have enough money to not work for 2 years but my dad is not okay with that.
>go out>chat up hot Asian milf>we have a nice convo>turns out she's married>gay guy from across the bar comes over and feels my back>gives me his number on a restaurant card and asks if I can come over this weekendWhy is it that fags are the only people I ever attract, how do I attract women?
>>219899789No I've never thought about doing that. I just walk to work and order groceries
>>219899796Wow I asked
>>219899677I just mean agility insofar as I use the most compound lifts possible for all exercise because isolated muscles feel useless in this human skeletal frame. An arm has to twist and rip and shove and pull and do everything fast.
>>219899796Fags love twinks
I’m glad Iran is getting pwned, a lot of American soldiers were blown up by Iranian ieds in Iraq.
>>219899796That looks like a very nice restaurant how much did it cost?
Alyssa Liu is my gf
>>219899817You can't even spell her name right
>>219899809>Fags love twinksI'm not even a twink though, I'm young and short but I've got a manly build/features with a 5 o'clock shadow. I'm a twunk at most.>>219899811>how much did it cost?$90 but I also got dessert. It was one of the best meals I've had in some time.
>>219899819We go on dates together
>>219899830She has a boyfriend
>>219899794That sucks. You should maybe take a " vacation " to the Philippines or somewhere else that's cheap to live so you can NEET for a while and work on self development. Parents will probably understand that.>>219899801That's really good that you have that option and are working. I will keep you in my prayers tonight, good luck :)
Alysa Liu is not my gf. I know I am unworthy. She would probably think I’m a jacked sexy weirdo and she wouldn’t want to talk to me.
saw a peanutposter post on another board
>>219899836I know
>>219899847Not you
>>219899842Not possible
Donald Trump said nick fuentes is getting conscripted to be on the frontlines in Iran but nobody else. Is he allowed to do that?
>>219899849She is my gf
>>219899824You're 5'6" but how much do you weigh?
Got a new MacBook Air.
Becoming semi alcoholic was the best thing to happen in my entire life unironically
>>219899871>how much do you weigh~155 lbs
>>219899890Pretty small, no offence. And they won't see your beard from behind
Peanutposter is like a wise sage, meditating on top of a mountain, and descending from the summit to deliver his wisdom.
Poop and pee
>>219899890are you really 5'6?
>>219899908Peanutposter is an idea
What causes a woman to become a pornstar or prostitute?
I am eating cottage cheese
>>219899913poopoopeepee poster hasn't posted in a while :(
You are living in the cityYou know you have to surviveYou got to keep that dream aliveOr perhaps, you're floating around at the speed of soundGot places to goHave to follow your rainbow
>>219899882I have to agreehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVnyeV_jMw
>>219899837I just don’t have any friends and I don’t like being fully isolated like that, especially somewhere where I don’t speak the language.
>>219899882Watch this movie it's the best movie of all time and about this topic
>>219899936Wrong people around her
>>219899794He's trying to protect you from The Gap
>>219899936poverty
>>219899936Lack of a father and general feeling of being unloved/undesired. That paired with being retarded.
>>219899936simp retards that will pay $20 for a single lewd picture.
>>219899947That's fair. I get it, my parents were the same way at first. They relaxed after I showed them my bank account (I am not flexing I am not rich or something) and they relaxed a bit. I gave them a set date by which ill be working again too so that helped. But for a little longer I will continue NEETing.
mads mikkelsen is one of my favourite actors
>>219898442I made this edition recently
>>219899970I once thought I liked Willem Dafoe...but then he appeared in all the movies at once for 20 years
>>219899953I think I already did that. I’m a 25 year old college dropout loser. I do want to get that COMPTIA + certification so I can get an office job, but I worry that it will suck or not go anywhere.
>>219899927>are you really 5'6?Yes, that's why I do a modified version of Sylvester Stallone's old workout routine given he has my same build.
>>219899972Good job
>>219899941the poo smells guy?
>>219898446
>>219899999
>>219899969My dad doesn’t give a shit about that, I think he’s just an asshole who likes to see people suffer as much as him and if they’re not suffering then he gets mad at them.
>>219899995foiled again
>>219900002Not even close this time
>>219899982I took comp tia a while ago. You definitely will not get a job from it. It's worthless
