Resort edition Old >>219897379
Picking the sovlly gemerald thread
>>219898458based
i like the picture in this one even though that water is probably filthy & has worms in it
Lesbain porn
I wish /cum/ was a a nice resort and we could all sit at the bar and shitpost irl! There would be so much gay sex lmao.
>>219900013
>>219900019And even so, they are amongus
Bros. For the first time in a long time. I feel like it's going to be ok.
Why is it that only men are attracted to attractive short men? What changed that made women so obsessed with height?
>>219899989this onehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/191446880/#191452035https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/let%20the%20peepee/country/CA/filter/text/
>>219900019Don't care; not leaving.
>>219900033dubs confirm we're all gonna make it
>>219900033what honor is there in living half as long as a particularly large turtle? GRANT ME LIFE, O, MACHINE GOD!
>>219900033https://youtu.be/7TRdx2tbUFI?si=gNBsRUdlBJtBo61l
>>219900034Always been that way
Just finished doing my prone flutter kicks, hip thrusts, donkey kickbacks, clam shells and fire hydrants
>>219900035probably got bored
>>219900051>the kinda shit niggas be doing just to avoid the fundementals
>>219900033
phwoaranudda exemplary poobergjust finished the logsdraper vs djokovicpropa gud wun. fink das a big victry for jack but still mistake prone. fink he gotta ugly gf too. like he gets nerves at pressure pointsnow?maybe 30 of r&r, sum din dinsden [redactation] among gooked da udder fingis it not?truly bogglement
>>219900057
>>219900051sounda like shidd gay people get up to
>>219900050>Always been that wayIf that were the case then short men wouldn't exist
>>219900066stop looking at me like that
>>219900033Unlearn this toxic mindset
had sum slovakistani te hno music on earlierwas propa mental
also mental howuk has a storecalled island (islandic pronounciation)
The moment I realized everything was going to be okay was first time I watched Alysa Liu’s MacArthur Park free skate at the Olympics.
Take the aquamarine pill
>>219900098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS48oH7k8sg
>>219900073Men usee to be shorter, but women generally get to know the shorter men and form a relationship that allows them to look past their heightI have seen the ugliest, shortest, poorest, most retarded and drug addicted guys find gfs, just because they happened to be in the same social circles
>>219900098Aquamarine are nice but my fave gemstone is lapis lazulli since I played endless ocean 2 as a kid.
>>219900106>I have seen the ugliest, shortest, poorest, most retarded and drug addicted guys find gfs, just because they happened to be in the same social circlesYES! YEEES! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
>>219900106>I have seen the ugliest, shortest, poorest, most retarded and drug addicted guys find gfs, just because they happened to be in the same social circlesWhat happens if you live in a society where social circles no longer exist and everything is atomized and zero-sum? Do I just fuck around until I die alone?
I'm pretty sure you can't turn Indians into Japanese by boiling them. Unless I am missing some critical step.
I want to try natto
>>219900133No you don't
What if you could watch porn while asleep?
>>219900135Yes I doI am an adventurous eater
>>219900110First time I saw lapis lazuli was in Symphony of the Night>>219900123You have to use a combination of miso, soy, and kombu dashi
>>219900137>What if you could watch porn while asleep?There's an excellent film about this
>lapisI only know this exists because of minecraft
>>219900122You described your own situation and world-view, but try saying this to the majority of people who aren't in your situation, who socialize and form close friendships and relationships and they won't comprehend it
>>219900146Is this like the backrooms, only with a fully erect Rocco Siffredi chasing me around?
Job interview tomorrow
>>219900133When you try to eat rice krispies cakes before they cool down
>>219900164GL
Why do so many porn stars come from Italy?
>>219900154>Is this like the backroomsNo it's about a guy who begins to appear in everyone's dreams simultaneously all at once, and the dreams gradually become sexual and then violent. After this. a company researches the phenomenon and figures out how to turn people's brains into adspace and VR. Very, very good movie.
>>219900171Ty
>>219900150>the majority of people who aren't in your situation, who socialize and form close friendships and relationshipsThat's the problem. People that aren't Zoomers aren't aware that this is what reality is if you're under ~40. It's like trying to explain Lockean liberalism to a Mesopotamian peasant.
>>219900178oh, so it's Freddy Krueger but with a techbro varnish. Don't take me wrong, I admire the Anglo tendency towards abandoning beliefs and replacing them with more fitting ones, I think that will the salvation of us all.
>>219900173they don't
>>219900199I can think of at least 2
>>219900144Is lapis in symphony of the night? I only played the first castlevania
>>219900191You're a weirdo just accept it
>>219900197>it's Freddy Krueger but with a techbro varnishExcept he's not doing it deliberately, it just happens one day and all of a sudden he's everywhere to where it fucks up his life. It's more of an allegory for the internet than anything else.
>>219900215Yeah, I think it raises your luck stat
It's so funny meeting people irl woth 20 charisma because it's actually crazy how different they aee from normal people. My cousin's cousin is like that and he became a business executive like insantly. He couldn't handle his liquor though and I had to carry his ass home.
Go to the club, get drunk as fuck, dance and you have two girls minimum dancing with you lmao it’s that easy. Just keep doing that until one texts you back
>>219900248Okay, Chad
>>219900191They aren't "aware" of this because most of their lives contradict itI'm an asocial and weird person and i actively had to push people away for years to end up where i am and zoomers consider my lack of socializing highly unusualWe are not so different, you and i. We are both socially inept but i recognize that it's my own fault
>>219900218>You're a weirdo just accept itI just want to have sex with a woman man, just once
>>219900254I’m 5’9
>>219900013gay sex with women(male)?
>>219900265Chad can be short
>>219900248Irl youd end up dancing alone with others circled off backs turned away while they glance back at you with a slightly disgusted expression and then you trip and fall adding to the impression that you're a loser klutz
>>219900256I recommend flying to Vienna, Austria and visiting FKK Goldentime, it's the best brothel in the world. Completely legal there
What does the 'e' in chuck e. cheese stand for
>>219900256>a woman-manBased tranny lover
>>219900283Esteban
>>219900280goddamn, FKK generally means nudist beach in this part of the world!
>>219900277I can tell you’ve never been to a bar/club>>219900276I guess but I’m not a chad. U guys nerf yourselves in your head too much
>>219900280>I recommend flying to Vienna, Austria and visiting FKK GoldentimeI'm unemployed and living with my parents, that meal I had earlier was a splurge. And besides the more I hear about whores these days the more I realize it's just a scam to steal money from sad lonely men. They barely even have sex anymore in a lot of cases.
Californiaaaa
We’re going to get some horrible stagflation for a while.
>>219900297Your experience isnt universal not everyone is so effortlessly accepted
>>219900276>Chad can be shortNot true, I'd be a "Chad" if that were the case
>>219900308no we're not
>>219900289My favorite Canadian Indian story is nudist beaches being flooded with Indian men who stare at the women
>>219900308Thanks for demoralizing me mossad bot I am now demoralized
>>219900308What about slagflation
Canada USAMexico
>>219900327who the hell would bathe on a Canadian beach? Fans of polar temperatures?
>>219900342Cum
>>219900326This anon is right. We are going to see the greatest economy ever know in human history. We are going to win, win, and even more winning. People will look back on my presidency and only think of how much we won.
>>219900344Our summers a pretty hot. The high last year was 34C.
I spilled my vanilla latte on my astronomical calendar and it stained the paper on the stars chart. Its fucking over
Why the f*ck is it called Iceland when Canada is colder?
>>219900308Ok, but it won’t slow down the amount we are giving to Israel. Not really a problem I’d say!
>>219900255>zoomers consider my lack of socializing highly unusualNo offense but you're from quite literally one of the most isolated and homogenous parts of the world. Living in Iceland and being Icelandic in and of itself means you're not normal by any metric contemporary or historic, so your experience can't really be compared to anyone other than that of other insular Nordics like the Greenlandic or the Faroese.Believe me when I say that this country's young people are deeply sad, broken, lonely people who are equally resentful and impotent. Even the wealthy and well-off my age are aimless and depressed despite having it all materially.>We are both socially inept but i recognize that it's my own faultYou can't be socially competent if there's no coherent metric or standard for what being socially competent, that's the problem. I wouldn't be an autistic weirdo if I lived in any other time, and my family history is proof in the pudding. I'm pretty much the only person in my entire family on both sides who is like that with the exception of an Uncle on my Mom's side and a great great Uncle also on her side.
>>219900370You can curse in this subreddit
>>219900370It's called Iceland because they got there in winter and Greenland because they got there in spring
goodnight
god this thread is so fcking based we're all gonna make it bros, posivibes forever
corr good homemadr cheese cake diss waspropa lushand when i say lushI meanLUSHphwi-ho-hoooar
>>219900406My life is one big doompost
manosphere of the abyss
>>219900405sweet dreams :)
>>219900382>with the exception of an Uncle on my Mom's side and a great great Uncle also on her side.So two males on her side are like yourselfThat suggests it is genetic Easier to believe the whole world is strange than to acknowledge ones own strangeness
>>219900365worst fing was wen roonin ran into somr assholrs litter by accidentstill had drink in itlike chocolate fing from starbuckssplashrd all over the leg and handberghad to roon like 8 miles hand smellin of chocolate
for me?the truckfushes so cute bros
>>219900419At least you smelled of chocolate and not something worse
I farted and the results aren't in yet. Pray for me bros
Update it's bad
>>219900416Yeah but literally everyone on my Dad's side are either literal hillbillies or charismatic geniuses with large friendgroups. Why would I take after such a weird, niche part of my Mom's side?
how does the foreigner know about our rice krispie cakes?
>>219898863Is this real
>>219900460Very
>>219900457wice kwispeez
>>219900457some of them know more about day to day minutiae in america than they do about their own countries
>>219900430i actually have dun the accidental shiddtingtonshire on a roon before but diffrence was that it only like short roon home innit those times
It’s cold in my house. I wish I had a cumbum cuddlebuddy to keep me warm.
>>219900457phwoar atcually miss dem as a kidso good
>>219900382Communal involvement, hobbies and sticking with your friends from school and work is how Icelanders socialize, just the same as you do in America, except Americans are significantly friendlier and more open>You can't be socially competent if there's no coherent metric or standard for what being socially competentI wish you realized how silly this sounds to anyone living in reality so you wouldn't make up nonsense to sabotage yourselfWe have never had a coherent metric and yet we have functioned without it for hundreds of thousands of years>I'm pretty much the only person in my entire family on both sides who is likeProving that it's a problem with you and not society
I can only open up to women. I can't ever see a male therapist
>dad says he's sick>draws super close to me while saying it and randomly grabs my shoulder >now starting to feel sick tooPassive aggressive fucker did that on purpose
>>219900468the vanilla marshmallowy buttery scent reminds me of a warm canadia boy butt~ owo
worst fing is when assholes in the street sneeze and dont cover their mouf
>>219900496bet u wanna o pen her puss upfilfy little man
holy shit that last dab hit like crazy tweakin tf out rn
Kwizats Haderach AWAKES
>>219900496unironically will not go to a doctor if it's not a middle aged white woman, refuse to see jeets and male doctors are always slightly smug assholes who you can tell are judging you for having to see a doctor, middle aged southern or midwestern white women are incredibly nice and motherly about your treatment and when they scold you for not coming in sooner or whatever they usually lighten the mood right after
>>219900540GET THE FAT MAN OUT OF HERE!
>>219900518It's not thatWomen are just more trustworthiness and comforting and less judgemental, at least when it comes to sharing feelings
>>219900540How about Wice Kwizpeez Haderach
>>219900501the worst time to come down with a sickness again too . i swear to god I always get sick right around when I have to do something important . the universe is constantly trying to destroy me but I will overcome
>>219900522What if your dad comes home
corrr i'm sat here waitin on me cheeky 2 am marmite toasty. fink i'll try a few sprinkles of wooster sos onnit this time around
>>219900482Kwite sad innit>>219900488I thought Canadians got a cuddle buddy assigned by the government>>219900496Im like the opposite my thoughts are literally too dark and female therapists dont listen to me
Alarm set for 6 hours here we go again
>>219900495>just the same as you do in AmericaAmericans are infamously barely involved in their communities, young Americans especially have barely any hobbies outside of vidya and almost none that are communal, and it's widely considered to be a taboo here to have friends from work outside of work while most Americans move away from their hometowns after they graduate high school and after college.>Americans are significantly friendlier and more openAmericans aren't any of these things, they're just passive-aggressive as opposed to openly hostile like old worlders and thirdies are.>Proving that it's a problem with you and not societyWhy is it that I'm the first person in my family ever to face these issues to where I can't even explain them to older family members without them dismissing or mocking me? Why is it that it's so easy to find other people my age like me to where we show up as a consistent bloc in polling in every single major country? There's clearly a deeper problem and shifting the blame to individuals is a very American cope for deflecting deep systemic issues we'd rather not talk about.
>>219900576My dad is home I talked to him earlier on the phone
corrrrrr just hollowed meself out wiff the big poo I just took. sank a few spuds so I did
Amazing that one brit killed /cum/ and one revived it
>>219900603I wish i could give you a big hug
>>219900618Same person
>>219900643I think he got off the drugs because his post quality has skyrocketed
>>219900598You should have gone to bed earlier
>>219900603Since i can't perform CBT on you (cognitive behavioral therapy, not cock and ball torture), consider the fact that the majority of zoomers in America don't have your problem and consider that what you need to change to be like themEven if you don't think there is a good chance that you can be like them, you at least have to admit that learning helplessness will doom your chances completelyHopefully you will soon have an experience that proves that you actually can do something about your situation
>>219900612phwoar decent-arse post diss wun
>>219900634corr good birbingtobshella guccias they say inSTOCKTON MF STOCKTONI'M BOUNCIN'WOOPWOOPLOUD AND LITEDGAR ALAN POE POE SHIDD I'M BOUTTA LOOSEIT
>>219900634there can be only one birdposter of /cum/. you can appreciate our feathered friends but you shouldn't post them in a way that might be misconstrued as being me
Catberg keeps digging used q-tips out of the trash and spreading them around my apartment, and since i use them almost obsessively, that adds up to a lot of q-tips
>>219900751Don't be greedy. Birds belong to the world.
I don't think this album cover will ever stop being funny to me
>>219900767Bruce Campbell?
about to share an intimate moment with myself (goon mode: activated)
for me?the shangri laswanda jacksonellie greenwichlesley gore
>>219900799what's the fap tonight?
>>219900725>the majority of zoomers in America don't have your problem Yes they do, you're not American or even British or continental so your opinion doesn't really matter here. Almost all of the men my age here are atomized and lonely to varying degrees with the exception of those that stay in their smaller hometowns/regions and are active in their churches and local/family businesses (which is increasingly rare given how expensive everything is getting even in "flyover" areas like the Midwest). Almost everybody my age is poor and angry and they impotently cope by descending into various strains of internet schizodom while those that aren't poor obsess over finding a woman.>what you need to change to be like themI'm already a fucking adult. I'm a 22 year old man. I tried to join the FFL a couple years ago because I wanted to be in a military organization that was suspended in time where only your dedication and skill mattered and friendship and connections came naturally through the service. I didn't get in so I wound up in a completely alien state and city with zero social connections and family connections that are dead ends unless I want to completely start over again and get into trains or construction. My only two friends are back in the Midwest and even then they barely respond to my texts anymore because they're tired of me talking about serious subjects with them I can't talk about with my parents or anyone else given it makes them uncomfortable and sad.>learning helplessness will doom your chances completelyApart from financial reasons the only reason I went back to school a few months back was because of this and even then every woman I've tried to talk to has rejected me while none of the men really want to talk, nobody does as a matter of fact.>Hopefully you will soon have an experience that proves that you actually can do something about your situationMaybe. I've been waiting 10 years and it hasn't come while the world has only gotten worse.
>>219900845are you morrissey?
>>219900851Nicole Dupapillon
Fatherberg used to work as an engineer on an American military base in greenland and they also ate lobster, steak and other fancy food and they even had a bar as well
>>219900761Kisa is the name of your kitten
>>219900870phwoar was lissenin to smiths earlier
>>219900865Saying this with respectful honesty but you really do have an issue that isnt as common as you think. I'm only two years older than you and things arent that bleak
>>219900889it called a kittingtonshire
>>219900875well, you gotta give the guys something. they fight the wars and all that.
corr dat mental anon uo der propa fugged in the headkafkaesque posts being re-degereenerated
>>219900908>you really do have an issue that isnt as common as you thinkI think people here are in denial about how serious these issues are here because it goes against our pride as both people and as a country.
>>219900765Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm from the old-school.
>>219900865You set standards that are far above what you are able to achieve in the immediate and whatever you have you ruin with your cynicism and negativity. It doesn't just ruin your relationship to your family, but also your ability to form new relationships and it corrupts your entire world perceptive to create the idea that everything is near hopeless and everyone is lonely and miserableI'm not denying that you have had some shitty experiences, but you sound quite depressed and you don't sound like you are in the right mental state to tell what is true or false. Looking at the world through black tinted glassesIf you do have depression, which you probably do, then you probably need to sort that out instead of thinking that you'll be cured by finding a relationship, a community and a purpose in life
>>219900889Mola. Named after our deceased family dog Moli
Just grow your muscles really big. Cures 99% of mental illness.
hello sirs
>>219901017I am the 1%
>>219901020Ahoy!
>>219900634>>219900751
>>219901035Hafþór Björnsson?
>>219901048Yes?
>>219901035Jacked sad viking should at least be an archetype that gets hella pussy
>>219901061I'm not sad. I'm relentlessly optimistic
this niqqa really tried to join the french foreign legion bc he wanted to larp like its the 1600s lmao
>>219900973>You set standards that are far above what you are able to achieve in the immediate and whatever you have you ruin with your cynicism and negativityDude I can't make friends with anyone because nobody wants to talk and nobody here does any communal stuff. I'm in a Western desert city where the closest semblance of culture is "mind your own business" and everyone wants everyone else to fuck off. I can't even pull a Jeeta or a hag for sex let alone romance when it comes to women because to them I'm just some stranger walking into their lives they don't give a shit about even when I spill my guts to them, and when i look for a hookup they just gravitate to somebody richer, taller, and more muscular in the vicinity. I have no fucking standards at this point and even then I can't do anything about it.>It doesn't just ruin your relationship to your familyYou don't know anything about me. I love my family more than anything else because they're all I have and might be all I ever have. They're the only people in the world that matter to me and I sincerely, deeply love. I'm not like most Americans who have shitty broken families, I have the opposite problem of having a great family in a shitty society.>everything is near hopeless and everyone is lonely and miserableLike I said, you're fucking Icelandic. You have zero clue what it's like to be a young American, while for me that's all I know.>you probably need to sort that outOh yeah so the doctors here can hook me up on some SSRIs that make everything worse and take even more money away from me even though I'm already poor. Like I said, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>219901107What kinds of things are you trying to talk about
>>219901081Well that’s good. We should have a /cum/ colony on Iceland. We can all get jacked and be optimists and smoke ganja and not have gay sex with each other.
>>219901107> I'm in a Western desert city where the closest semblance of culture is "mind your own business"Phoenix or Albuquerque
>>219901017>Just grow your muscles really bigI've already done this, all it's done is make me more horny.However my sense of pride and deeply ingrained hatred of the rampant obesity in the U.S keeps me from ever considering giving up.>>219901088>wanted to larp like its the 1600sI wasn't larping at all, I wanted to get away from everything and completely re-orient my raging sex drive and feelings of inferiority into military life. The U.S military is too stupid, unorganized, and ridiculous in comparison, as we see today.
>>219901039what's a crow's favorite drink? caw-fee
>>219901146>PhoenixHere>>219901117>What kinds of things are you trying to talk aboutThe fact that it's impossible to socialize with other people in the real world or court a mate.
>>219901081based and optimistpilled
What fucking world are we living in?
>>219901172Do you really think the foreign legion which is by definition the dregs of applicants from anywhere is any different
>>219901191>Dr. Pepper PeepsA based one apperently
>>219901184What do you call a crow that's trying to make friends? An attempted murder.
>>219901185Can't you find a program at ASU or a tourist job in Scottsdale for some travel whores?
Ayo cuh! She nuh on my dih, bruh.
>>219901191For me?
>>219901184Good joke
How to make Hot Dr. Pepperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIRnM6s4GNo
>>219901258cuh, bih nuh on muh dih an muh dih lea
We have to do something about the chud problem In the South and Midwest. We need soldiers to fight Iran.
I'd like a pet raven
>>219901271
>>219901304
>>219901318Odin? Wotan? Allfathur?
>>219901305brazy
>>219901331yeah
How about sharpie in doctor pooper
>>219901199>is any differentIt absolutely is. It has a tangible culture, espirit de corps, and traditions that the U.S military clearly has none of. The two and a half weeks I was over there was the happiest I ever was, it was like Full Metal Jacket mixed with Spirited Away. I finally felt like I was somewhere where I fit in and was meant to be.>>219901248>Can't you find a program at ASU or a tourist job in ScottsdaleI'm trying to do so right now but I've gotten nothing back so far. And again I'm in Arizona and I'm a short guy from the Midwest, it's become apparent to me judging by my experiences here that unless I become a bottom for some ripped fag I'm probably never going to get any action with girls when it comes to sex; and given I'm both not attracted to men in the first place and live in a religious household that's off the table so I'm at square one.It's unreal how much I hate it here and my parents for whatever reason can't comprehend why I want to leave so bad.
>>219901343>>219901331forgor image
Outer /int/ is a jungle full of racebait, hate and degeneracy. /cum/ is a walled garden. We must work together to keep the jungle out.
>>219901107Any Icelander would think the idea that you can't find a social hobby in America to be ridiculous when we live in the most boring nothing-to-do country to the south of greenland>They're the only people in the world that matter to me and I sincerely, deeply loveAnd yet you can't talk to them earnestly without your negativity making them miserable. You think that doesn't spill out when you talk to non-family?>You have zero clue what it's like to be a young American, while for me that's all I know.Maybe you should talk to a young American who isn't socially inept. I however doubt he would be able to help you much because you'd sound like an alien to him>Oh yeah so the doctors here can hook me up on some SSRIs that make everything worse and take even more money away from me even though I'm already poorPsychologists can't prescribe medications. You're not doing a good job at convincing me you want to get better if that's your goalI was horribly miserable as a teenager and then suddenly i was happy, not because i got everything i wanted, but because i took wellbutrin for a while and developed better habits and a positive and stoic attitude. This was during my parents divorce and we didn't even have our house. It was the worst period in my family's life but suddenly i didn't want to kill myself anymore
>>219901246For me, it was Dr Thunder
imagine the soft belly feathers
>>219901353You gotta find a job man. A restaurant might be a good start, my friend works at Chilis and makes pretty good money and got offered a position as the manager. >I'm a short guy from the MidwestHow short? Can you speak to women without feeling anxious?
For me it's the refreshing taste of Mug Root Beer. The choice of my generation.
>>219901408Based. This is a certified #MugMoment
How about the Gay of Hormuz
Who?Me?I'm a malt man
You now remember Pepsimanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4
I'm glad no one here is avatar fagging.
>>219901429How about we send the Oilers to Iran and rename it the Gary of Hormuz
>>219901431>>219901442Try this it's the GOAT
>>219901453Chocolate stout? I have never heard of such a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFMQBvKIRrI
>>219901473literally me
coke or pepsi?
>>219901517Sugar? CokeSugar free? Pepsi
You don't understand, I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
futa
>tfw no gf
I don't understand man. There's a girl at work, she's literally in a full on fucking niqab with gloves on. Yet the women there act like they don't notice at all and are just her friend. Like wtf. First of all how is this not weird to you? This is fucking Texas and there's some woman who can't even let you see her hands? What do you think she thinks about you and your way of life? But besides that how tf doesn't it bother you that you literally haven't even seen her face once? How can someone like that be your "friend" bro you don't even know what she looks like. If I came in wearing a balaclava you all would think i was a weirdo, but that should actually be LESS weird. At least I would just be wearing it for fun, not attaching a bunch of weird fucking 3rd world shithole beliefs to it
>>219901676
>>219901702well Muslims might deserve to be banned from Western Civilization due to their supremacist beliefs, but then so should the Jews, and the Jews created the world we live in now
>>219901702They're are just trying to be nice by acting as if nothing is weirdI personally would tackle her to the ground and tear off her veil of oppression
take the chillpill
>>219901824I just raped him and then beheaded and raped his neck hole
>>219901845Remember that greentext about the guy who ass fucked the family dog and got a poopy dick and it started burning like crazy when he peed?
>>219901873really garbage post and I will now be filtering your entire country because of itnice job
I was lightning before the thunder
>>219901845rude
>>219901889I will repost everything he says so you have to see it
>>219901889>your entire countryThat's still just me
ATTENTIONATTENTIONICELAND ANON HAS SPOKEN. HE SAID:>>219901889 #>your entire countryThat's still just me
>a new gimmick has been bornoh boy
>>219901953that is one weird communication
>>219901924>>219901953
This video has failed to receive a single (You) the past four times I have posted it.
>>219901974afraid you will have to thug that out as I am off to workattentionwhores hate that I'm winning
ICEL@ND (incase of word filter) ANON HAS NOW POSTED AN IMAGE OF PEPE SHITTING AND DRINKING WINE ON A TOILET SMUGLY WHILE WEARING A TUXEDO. AND LINKED THE FOLLOWING POSTS>>219901953>>219901924
>>219901987I don’t get it. Truck driver who’s drunk?
>>219902011this won't catch onit's like sth from kindergarten
>>219902011How can you be sure he’s shitting and not just pissing?
Imagine /cum/ but you filter Canada, USA, and Mexico
Taking a shit with my wiener as per usual
fyi retard: your gimmick isn't even working roflsauce I'm closing the the thread now, but just know that you're mentally handicapped
>>219902037I have this card that says you're the raped
>>219902011Good job. You chased >>219902076 out
>>219902070where I'm concerned, I largely use drugs instead of that route, for that is what leads to ruin
With Brian and Jason MIA FK has now moved up to number 3 on my list of worst posters of /cum/
>>219902076Totally broken cuckold who had to run from the thread with a shit filled diaper because he read one post he didn't like and sperged out
>>219902118cope seethe etc
>>219902011 (You) #Good job. You chased >>219902076 #out
>>219902116Still 2 rankings behind me>>219902118The good guys won this day
>>219902076if you filter iceland you should also filter all the namefags and if you filter them too then there's barely any posts left in /cum/ so why even bother
Post from a certain blocked fellow:>>219902116 #Still 2 rankings behind me>>219902118 (You) #The good guys won this day
Just make sure u don’t filter me!!!! I am friend Canadian :^]
>>219902116What have I ever done
>>219902188
THAT'S WHEN YOU CAME TO MEAND YOU CHANGED MY LIFEI WAS JUST A BOOOOY
>>219902204how about being a compulsive liar for starters
smeared my feces all over the walls of this thread
>>219902229Name one lie
>>219902116where am i on the list
>>219902243You having a gf
>>219902250which anon are you?
Long melted cheese is all around you right now.
>>219902253That’s no lie thougheverbeit and she’s currently in her 7th month of pregnancy
find it funny that I can mindbreak this place any time of day with a simple filter post
>>219902270
From now on my /cum/ identity will be XxTheBlackKnightWarriorxX
>>219902270i can't believe you don't recognize me. you've moved to the top of MY list.
>>219902320Whats that guy's name
Dad took a big fall. He's so fucked up and I'm worried about him.
>>219902324Albert Einstein
>>219902351What's your name? I'm XxTheBlackKnightWarriorxX. My girlfriend is raven from teen titans
>>219902320wait you're that guy? you're one of my favorite posters dude!
>>219902343Sorry about your dad. Hope he recovers as much as possible
lce anon posted a picture of Pepe in a tuxedo again but with glasses this time and a neutral expression and said >>219902343 #Sorry about your dad. Hope he recovers as much as possible
>>219902396He's not just sick he's fucked up and im hallucinating again ugh
>>219902389xXxTheOneWhoGotAwayxXx
Holy fucking kino the white house posted this????https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2031895801064985021/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2031895801064985021¤tTweetUser=WhiteHouseGod is alive
>>219902470xXxmegal0lzxXx
>>219902474I dunno how to use twitter
>>219902474that link doesn't work but i'm going to assume you're linking the xeet from 8 hours agoclown world type shit but it is funny
>>219902506https://nitter.net/WhiteHouse/status/2031895801064985021#m
I got a big ugly dick
>>219902474
that thriller where the Alaskan Indian suddently starts discharging a WWII bren gun on the police from the top floor of his barn
I looked like this as a child
>>219902577What do you look like now?
>>219902539I dont get this
>>219902577Ametica #1
>>219902593
>>219902629Yeehaw! Rich Evans is an international treasure.
>>219902598Maybe you just don't deserve to see things
mmmph I’m sooo engorged w/ BLOOD rncome worship me~
yep, thats me. you're probably wondering how i farded and shidded myself in this situation. well, it all began 15 years ago ...
ok. yeah. that's enough internet for today xD
>>219902719so fucking true rolflmao
>>219902654Im jinxed for some reason.
I guess I’ll invent gay sex retroactively
fuck everything
>>219902744Rectum-actively
My phones such a piece of shit I wanna post pictures with my messages but it crashes my chrome cause I run out of ram
>>219902761that's what you get for being a filthy phoneposter
>youfilthy retarded phoneposter>megenius trillionaire ipadposter
>>219902791Im posting out of my dad's closet give me some cred for the dedication.
>he doesn't fridgepostlmaoing at your life
>>219902821why are you in there?
>>219902866It's where im sleeping>>219902840Imagine not posting using a rat brain computer playing doom to play a custom wad that types all your posts
What's your go to cough syrup when your sick? The Benylin I have right now doesn't seem to be doing shit.
>>219902935why are you sleeping in the closet?
>>219902972Delsym. No acetaminophen. That stuff curdles my blood.>>219902991It's more comfy than the couch
>>219903040how big is the closet?
>>219903093
