margaret qualley in a derby shirt edition
Why can’t all girls look this hahahahahahahahah
>>219910848Wonder if he’ll find God or not
>>219910824this is a wogtastic meme but I don’t get it
cheeky evening supper
think ive got cancer
really really need kings threshold to win or im in trouble
Bloody raining isn't it
Some of them are fit though
trying to think more positive
Why does he post the laughing baby
*loudly yawns in your face*
>>219910900doxxed
right well that's the scampi in the oven
>>219910886
>be leader of the french lefties>waddle over to senegal>wag your finger at them because a 99% muslim country doesn't like the gaysI am a bit astounded at this arrogance desuFair enough if you're telling them not to rape a baby to get rid of aids, but to tell them their morality is incorrect is bizarre desu
>>219910854
Receiving word that it pie night. Anyone able to confirm?
instragram reels is 1000x more funnier than brit and it has boobs on it
>>219910947>french leftist is arrogant and out-of-touchthe most unsurprising news I've heard all week
this makes me sad :(
on kirknem
>>219910964It always pie night
>>219910947itsafrench colony
>>219910978Laughing at the mental image of him doing that in an almost cartoonish way
>>219910978absolutely rock solid hairline thoughyou could set your watch to that thing
thinking about her
>>219910998It lush de lass x
guffawing
>>219911068sexo
this world has worn me down to a thin nub
>>219910964*winches a series of signal flags up the /brit/ mizzenmast that confirm that it is in fact pie night*
Dare I say burritos for tea
>>219911101>thin nubphwoar, pics?
>>219911101Alri sentientcocklad?
>>219911059same, might send her a text soon
penisberg cries out for a beating
>>219910947French lefties really don’t play about it seems
could watch that Louis Thorax doc OR I could sit here and punt my zingers
Hope nobody perceives me as believing in anything, that would be cringe. Ironic detachment, sociopathy, concrete, a lack of eye contact, zero friends, zero tenderness, atomization, eyes cast down at a phone in public, silent dinners, that's what's normal and right x
>>219911120>>219911124not hleping
>>219911131how did you get a gf
When is Seasidemark coming back?
i had sex with a female vagina but im still an incel
Refuse to believe normies actually experience true embarrassment like us freaks
slug sex
>>219911186they don't
>>219911176ktim scream
>>219911162when he figures out how the new captcha works so he can continue sharing his vlogs with sean and sackedtranny on /r9k/
you may say im a creamer but im not the only one
wish we could adopt 18th century dating culture, would make things a bit easier for some of us gentle lads
worry that some day someone will pull me aside at work and be like "mate is everything alright with you? Cause you don't seem well mentally like I think you should speak to a doctor or something"it never happens though they just give me a wide berth and strange looks. There's nothing they can do, nothing to be done, because I show up on time every day, am never off sick, and dilligently do my work even if I am visibly a basket case. It would be a HR infringement for them to imply I'm not well (even though that's obviously the case)
Ah yes, and rorke considers himself a daring, edgy, anti-establishment man despite aligning himself completely with the nation's most popular political party ran by a former London banker, agreeing with all of the mainstream press and newspapers owned by tax avoiding billionaires, and worshipping the leader of the united states.
... they used to talk about golf - now they just cock around like immature aholes - trying to be heroes ... picture of me wearing my excellent glasses and cammo shirt watching Live players championship R1 on sky sports golf on my TV via sky stream in home ...
im starting to think that you dont even have a gf youre probably a girl!
>>219911236I’m not a gentle lad. I say we bring it back in the sense that we can beat and do other things to our women
>>219911146its shite not sure what the point is just an advert for hstikkytokky
>>219911238long ass diddy blog
>>219911186i'd argue theirs is even worse
bet i would be good at courting ladies in the 1800s
>get along really well with this fat girl at work cos she's funny>people now suspect we're dating
>>219911247corr where's are tim's body gone? can only see a floating head and forearms
reminder some normies killed themselves from the social isoluiation during covid they are a different lifeform than us
>>219911236wish I could been born 200 years earlierI'm a Sensitive Young Man
>>219911238guarantee they aren't thinking about you nearly as much as you think
>>219911273From their perspective yeah but I imagine if you recounted all of our most embarrassing stories vs theirs most people would say ours are
>>219911289you should have sex with her
>>219911289fucking get her pumped and married it's the right thing to do, you've nowt else better going
>>219911247he does love those excellent glasses
>>219911161she was a colleague at work, so we were together every day. I spent a lot of time getting to know her, sharing things about myself, having a laugh. She quit the job rather suddenly but we kept in touch on whatsapp. Eventually I decided to make a pass at her to see how she'd react and it paid off
watching afilm its gtot Tony soprano in it
>>219911289get her shagged you poof
>>219911247Why did you use stenography to hide the picture of him with his cock out in this image?
>>219911337so just get a coworker and they just need to quit ok buddygood for you though
roy chubby brown. Funny
>>219911313>>219911327>>219911358black hands
>>219911310No you don’t understand!!! All these people with their own problems, families, lives, bills etc are all spending their free time thinking about ME!!!!!I’m so important that they all constantly think about MEME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
Going to do such a big farty poo when I get in
>>219911310You know he sits there with a mopey face all day hoping someone notices
>>219911377probably at least 1 girl too (im one of the other 2)whiter than you btw
>>219911381this but unironically
>>219911377virgin
>>219911381no bigger sign of a mentally ill autist than this is there lolgrown men acting like insecure teenagers
>>219911417strangely defensive post
>>219911424um!! xx
do you think the people who make adverts actually consciously choose to include mixed race coupleswhen you notice it it's quite odd
i've got a small cock so I probably can't ever shag a bigger girl even though I do find myself attracted to slightly chubbier womenwell i'll never shag anyway so it doesn't matter either way i suppose
Face like a fucked arse
hotel wifi is SHITE
>>219911424shes so beautiful i would scream and run away if she talked to me
>>219911453rapes your head off
>>219911431me: I'm mentally unwellyou: no you aren't, you fucking mentally ill autist
>>219911369the quitting part didn't have much affect although it was a bonus because it meant I wasn't dating someone I also worked withbut yeah it's super common to get gfs through toil
>>219911435just saying even women want fat women to get laid
wish i could sit in the conservatory listening to the rain drinking red wine for the rest of my life
Kek, I suppose this is a similar belief that giving asylum seekers £1600 a month no questions asked won't completely ruin the UK
test
>>219911454Obviously, they choose basically everything in advertising to try and get you to remember it
>>219911487I read online that you shouldnt have sex with your coworkers for when it inevitably goes to shit
>>219911504unserious person
>>219911344true romance?
Listening to Killswitch Engage. THIS IS MY LAST SERENADE! Crying.
>>219911504the left are genuinely mentally ill
>>219911504Another media psyop focusing loads of attention onto this freak even though there is 0.000000000001% chance of greens getting into power
>>219911490soulful gem of a post buried in the sea of runtramblings
Smoked far too much and now i’m genuinely fucked up
>>219911540there is love burning to find youwill you wait for me
er ist ein 'freaknigga'
another cheeky mass shoot shoot in america then
we're all fae somewhere
should I go for a cheeky Thai massage tomorrow lads?
>>219911524yep that's why it was a major bonus. Last thing you want is to break up and then have her spitefully spreading embarrassing things about you around the office and turning your own colleagues against you
>>219911485did i say you weren't?
give it a rest rorke
honestly have no idea how people become friendly and or romantically involved at workit often feels like everyone at work is part of some secret club that I am not allowed to know about
>>219911589Corrr
>>219911593sex sex
>>219911576its only drugs
>>219911586sc
>>219911589>Michigan SynagogueOy vey!
>>219911586patrick hast du kleingeld?
someone's been studying you all /brit/
>>219911586?
>>219911631badoing badooing badoing haha
>>219911634why were they even in the tunnels?
>>219911593doesn't mean yae haeve to come haere
had another shocker today with cheltenhamit's go big or go home tomorrow
>>219911659screamthe young bisexual me
people fae pakistan should stae in pakistan i reckon
Some council estate rat and her fat spastic mother were blocking the entire aisle at m&s earlierHigh cortisol, nearly burst a blood vessel trying to contain my rage as the spastic mother’s electric scooter blocked the aisle for 5 minutes as she drooled all over herself trying to articulate what she wanted to the daughterEUTHANISE THE ELDERLY AND DISABLED NOW!
>>219911662hehe
>>219911666Child grape and murder of the goyim
>>21991165941 here
>>219911612you're spending 8 hours with these people every single day, without even trying you'll quickly start to know them quite intimately and develop bonds
>>219911659>the homosexual alcoholicktim
>>219911659me a 41,61,63, sometimes 43
>>219911634well that's it then we have to support israel now
>>219911659ooo 'ello x
>>219911659>The Homosexual Alcoholicktim
>>219911714been at my work 2 years and I know no one there, speak to no one. I'm the lad who was going on about being pulled up for being insane earlier.
love her x
>>219911738seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
>>219911753don't watch those ones myself
/brit/ appears to have a disproportionate amount of homosexual posters
might order a mcscranald
want a pet but i think ill get a roomba first as a practice
might post something racist
>>219911659
*goes a bit mental*
>>219911730this was how I was in my previous job, I wouldn't even greet people when I walked past them, I would just do a friendly smirk and keep walking. Nothing is going to change until you start chatting to people, start with basic "alri how's it going" kind of greetings at first and build from there
>>219911785used to shag the roomba until mum caught me
>>219911772they aint real fags hun its all prison gayness
whats that webm again? trying to remember it
>>219911785used to shag mum until the roomba caught me
>>219911659someone explain 56
Well?
>>219911828screahig
thinking about the lad who used to shag stretch armstrong
mum used to shag the cat until the roomba caught them
>>219911807I appreciate the advice and sentiment but on some level I feel it is too late to make amends at this current job. Like if I suddenly start talking to people I've blanked for 2 whole years they might reasonably ask why I thought ignoring them for 2 years was acceptable and or normal behaviour. Also, they might (correctly) infer that 2 years of ignoring them is evidence that I actually don't particularly care how it's going.
>>2199118402 is the most high test
i thought mewing was roleplaying as a pokemon
don't forget its mothering Sunday this weekendyou have got something for mummy haven't you?
>>219911883I could do that (mew one)
>>219911892Not entirely sure what your post has to do with the image attached.
>>219911840never done anything gay except occasionally got a boner from some tranny webms that were posted here
>>219911868yeah you would probably have to switch to a new job and "reset" like I did, since I had a solid reputation as the weird silent guy that hardly says anything in my old one. And yeah, I don't care how they're doing either but it's a necessary thing you have to ask to seem approachable and normal
Doing things team
>>219911892yeah a card and a candle
haha
>>219911892Nah I'm considering popping in for a visit, but I might not, she is a horrible cunt after all.
>>219911912it's a picture of a mummy, not sure how you're failing to see that
>>219911802I loved this band in 2014Past Islands ig
Any Arsenal fans in?
>>219911927*chuckles and puts my hand on your shoulder*Oh, join the club mate.
>>219911892not yetgoing to get her a bottle of her favourite perfume but I'm waiting for my sister to get back to me and tell me which one it is
wanking my manly willy and testicles team
>So, tell me about these internet forums you post on? >What website?
the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. i can never used these phrases to remember stuff because i always end up saying them wrong anyway30 days has october may and december
>>219911989Not me anyway
>>219912001is that jumper real or is this army propaganda
Wish I could just be on mdma and at techno nights all the time without wanting to die for a week afterwards. Looking to go to a festival in July and just know I'm going to have to book off the following week so I don't get fired for general misanthropy.
just ran into erdogan in erewhon
>>219911989umm, yeah
israel will be destoryed
the sideways oriental fanny
>>219912001Kek I just refer to it as my "internet friends" when my wife asks who I'm talking to. I think she thinks I'm posting on reddit since I deleted fb and ig completely, what she doesn't know can't hurt her (she's very bleeding heart liberal)
>>219912032sacked for being a fucking downerupheld by the employment tribunal, quote "the guy was an absolute drag, man"
>>219911040Hair plugs
>Reform UK interested in MI5 help on candidate vettingThey were already controlled opposition but now they've made it official https://www.politico.eu/article/reform-uk-interested-in-mi5-help-on-candidate-vetting/
indian vs pakistani
>>219912077Nah, people with amerindian genes can have insane hair genetics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgWnCMAigw
need gf
>subscibed to 35 different Youtube channels>lucky to get 3 new vids a weekwhy are content creators so slow and lazy
>>219910854She has nice feet
how i be postoing on brit
>>219912052
>>219912065I work with a bunch of right chipper chatty bellends, hard enough to keep up the veneer at the best of times. Impossible after 3 days of intense multi drug usage.
my brother has used 2.5 big ketchup bottles in 9 days!!!!!!!! Hahahahah what the fuck
>>219911838It is when you say 'no homo' before blowing your homie once or seven times.
picture in picture might be the best invention in modern day software in literally forever
>>219912132why do you have this picture
>>219912190reckon its the ability to deepfake anything you want if you know what to ask desu
Arnold Schwarzenigger
hello
>>219912103Curse my Euromutt genes then.
toilers were talking about manosphere and had to hide my power level because anna and dasha told me all about it
they better get the trains back running at glasgow central again the bus to and from toil is grim beyond belief. full of junkies, immigrants, children. cans of lager and food lying about.
Used to get my ex to strum herself on video and say she was my puppyThat was fit
should i play some cyberpunk maybe or just watch some youtube or some tv?
>>219912207but people wouldnt be able to watch that and post about it without moving moving and hovering the screen above other windows
what is oh woh vee geei heard people complaining and went on it but its just another 4chan but you can change flags. do you get banned from real 4chan if you post on it? why would you
you genuinely are starting to see old people dressed like this now
>>219912246>cans of lager and food lying about.friday night tea sorted
Considering buying a expensive wheel and pedals so I can play euro truck simulator and other games
>>219911840if you're anything but 0 you're gay
been 19 years today since nanberg bought her catdoesn't even seem to have aged
going to do the acca so i can prove to myself and others im not a worthless retard and can do smart people thingsi was on track to do something good at uni then covid fucked up my exams
>>219912126did you check your subscriptions feed
where to buy doctor pepper australia
>>219912300also thinking about this
Una Healey, Rochelle Wiseman, Mollie King, Vanessa White and Frankie Sandford of The Saturdays attends the Nintendogs launch at Dogs Trust in Uxbridge, England (2011)
>>219912325she replaces it
if humanity fails to survive this century it will be because we were too pussy to take full advantage of nuclear in terms of energy but also in terms of mutual assured destruction . life is literally all about achieving equilibrium and we simply had to be brave enough to let every country develop nuclear weapons at the same time
>>219912300you can play euro truck simulator and other games without an expensive wheel and pedals
>>219912336servo
>>219912300had this thought myself but it just seemed like a faustian deal into perma-virginity
>>219912366we can’t let brown people have nukes unironicallythe sole reason i would consider ever siding with the judeo-americans in this conflict
how many capchas do i have to do before i get back on the good boy list fuck this freaking website
hotel has broken the automatic updater
Much to think about..
yeah bitch i got ya mansince you bad hocome catch him if you can
just updated my web browser
You don’t still drink liquid Reddit do you?
>>219912394We are brown people
right well it really is the jews though isnt it
>>219912460yes i drink coffee every day
>>219912394pakistan (brown) has had nukes for far longer than america (white) had nukes before it used them. who's the rational actor now cunt
get them filmedget the footage edited using AInot *that* won't be illegal
>>219912480apples and oranges
>>219912468yeah pretty obvious nowadays with us attacking Iran for literally no reason coupled with the Epstein stuffgoing through the Epstein files and there’s just loads of Jews talking about Jewy things and hating gentiles
muslim here. thought this would be a suitable thread to ask. im going to have my first beer over the weekend. how do i order one at a bar? do i just say "can i have a pint of [name of beer] please?", is there a better way to say it? is saying "a pint" redundant, because what else would you be ordering?and what beers do you generally recommend for a first-timer?
>>219912501kerching. concession acceptedthank you for your business
a tiny nowhere country like palau or honduras should develop nukes just for the craic
You lads excited about the new Stargate series?
don't understand how leo dicaprio was ever a leading manhe is just simply not handsome and never was
im developing a fetish for peanut butter
Hey boys x
>>219912556never got into that
>>219912384Aha true didn’t think about it like that
>>219912541why now?
>>219912588>mention peanut butter > *nods head*
WeinsteinEpsteinPolanskiWoody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg)MandelsonRothschildsMakes you think, doesn’t it?
Third straight night of heavy boozing wahey lads
>>219912590
web bowser
>>219912173When I was a student I lived with this girl that was a bit thick, I walked into the kitchen once and she was just full on blasting a bottle of Asda own brand ketchup into a pan of mince. I asked her what she was doing and she said "making bolognese". Given I was like 20 at the time I was no expert cook but at least I was buying supermarket own brand tomato sauce. Just left her to it, hope her bf that was coming over that night enjoyed eating meat and sugar syrup on spaghetti.
>>219912616Those are all German last names
guess three eyed raven powers can't save a hairlineouch
>>219912623why
can you play like gba roms on the switch?
>>219912639Why does this happen to all British men
>>219912633i do this with beef and tomato pot noodles
>>219912650idk
>>219912639from nonced to noncee
>>219912650you mean if you jailbreak it or what?
>>219912672okay thank you
>>219912351Imagine having to hold a fucking DS over an adorable puppy
only lived here 3 months and already it's like lenny don't tell anyone how i live
>>219912649something to do innit
>>219912131based knower
>find a timburr on Pokemon Go *heh* basedthat makes 5 this week
>>219912590It’s pretty good but it might be harder to get into if you’re a zoomer and have never seen itimo while I overall like it a lot of SG1 episodes can be slogs and repetitive You like Farscape mate?
>>219912633wish i had moved out and met people at uni
>>219912682i don't know maybe like on an emulator or something
there never was a Nintencats game was there
mousey promised to play us a little bit of rock and roll on his next twitch stream
>>219912690you should go out and meet someonemaybe decorations but I dont know what to get (and youre probably male). a girlfriend will make the house have decorations thats more important than making sure your house is clean just after moving in
>>219912691there’s other things to do>hurr durr like what why don’t you just like every human activity that isn’t getting pissed and wanking alone in your bedroom like a saddo
lad who has never spoken about having a gf in toil randomly brought up adoption meetings for a kidcan you do that as a single lad or is he a secret bender?
>>219912382Unironically knew someone that had the opposite happen. When I was in 6th form we did one of them open evenings, one of the girls was 'into fashion' and had an old lady haircut, also kind of unfortunate looking so looked much older than the 17 she actually was. One of the teachers asked her which one was her kid and she was like "I'm in your class". Bet that fucked her up forever, I still think of it and laugh and it's been 20 years, imagine she thinks of it when she can't sleep at night. I imagine she's fucking haggard now.
>>219912742until you present a list I will assume you have conceded
still deaf in my right ear if you even care
>>219912620why do you post trannies literally every day
vantablack cronem nursing young katy"There, there. It's only natural. It's called your hymen. It snaps for every girl."Gherkin.
>>219912706seen every sci fi series at least a few episodes, only got into star trek and bsg forgot why i didnt like the other onesis the new show looking any good or shit like the star trek reboots?
>>219912784mental how boring this post was
>>219912382This is mental. I'd start skipping in the road if I were him
>>219912783He’s a bender and he’s planning on vampirically spreading his homosexuality and diseases to a child
>>219912822lmao
>>219912541You can say "I'll have a brand", or "pint of brand please" and you'll get a pint. Best to go with lager probably if you haven't had one before. Avoid fosters, Carling or carlsberg they're weak and shit. Can't really recommend since don't know what they'll have at the pub you go to. Assume you'll be going with someone that has drank before, have the same as them
>>219912808Nothing concrete about the new series but it seems like enough of the old producers/writers/and actors might be involved that it shouldn’t be badIt was drastically different than modern sci-fi so I don’t know how that’ll pan out I think moving away from the episodic format into higher budget long term arcs could be good for the storytelling tho
don't save all your posts for the new aha x
you are not a loser
>>219912671Sorry lad you might be a pleb. >>219912708Yeah, I would have been such a fuck up if I hadn't. Married a girl I met there and still mates with a lot of people. Kind of the last time in your life it's easy to make friends and socialise.
What's all this about Starmer and rentboys then
currently saving my post for the new, a fantastic awe-inspiring post
>>219912935>>219912935>>219912935>>219912935
>>219912920Your skin is unsettling.
