Bloom edish
Dogshit Zingers!Calling all Dogshit Zingers!
rorke doing his special dance as mumberg brings the chicken nuggets
just had my food delivered, poor bangladeshi fella was soaked to the bone!
it rainy
>>219912998what sort of food
Hiding here because the sissela pedophile is in the sweden yarn
>>219913016fast
you like this rorke fella don't you?you're always posting about himyou haven't got a crush have you?you've got a crush on him haven't you?
if you had to suck off either rorke or leftypol which one would you suck off?
The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.
I love torke
>>219913083Depends on the aesthetic qualities of their willies
rorke's needledick vs leftypol's tuna can
might have some iced cream
The same quality posts. The same great webms. Just wonderful interlocution . Actual discussions going on. Speaking to the heart.
>>219913202what flavour
mad that this is the beauty standard for men these days
>>219913202It’s facking 4am in the facking mornin cant
>>219913230it is for demonically possessed autistic virgins that spend all day talking about naked black men showering
>>219913230poo hair
Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy
why is brit slow
just suspended my uni stem degree going to get into scultping and become a sculptoir
>>219913250scream
if you think about it, everything has a 50% chance of happening. either it happens or it doesn't
your words can help or hurtremember that
>>219913313excellent choice really, ai won't be able to do it anytime soon so good on you
>You’re our next stop - Mohammed in the Percy Pig van will be with you between 18:47 pm and 18:57 pm. GET INNNNNN my slop and treats for the weekend are nearly here!!
>>219913313>uni stem degreea whole degree about flowers?
louis looking walled
might join hezbollah
>>219913350>Mohammed in the Percy Pig vanscream
just remembered that black dwarf that used to review fried chicken and went viral
Botty melty because his latest attempt to force a /bant/ thread failed LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr77yKXJ9QQNew Gary Eats lads
genuinely rather BORED of not having interstellar communications with aliens Seems like that's the final stage for humanity but we're going to die before it happensThis feels like such an intermediate timeline.A filling in of the gaps if you will.Inbetweeners. No industrial revolution and yet no space travel.We're just here with our iphones.sigh.
Who CAAARRREEESSSS
>>219913313what's your favourite master?
>>219913393we have got tosay something aboutgary eat'sBELLY!
>>219913393fucks sakewas about to do a mouseylike youtube comment but now i wontOk...!
>>219913398not even stellar conversations to be had with you boring bastard
got lots of slop to watch tonight which is goodgoing to drink a few bevvies and smoke a few bowlsla vie est bonne
>>219913444what slop
watching all the little monarch butterflies flutter around here and thinking about how they will follow the food and sun north in a few months
>>219913398>ayy lmaos existomds
>>219913398Aliens don’t existExtraterrestrial life may exist like animals on this planet, but any “advanced” rational beings are demons posing as extraterrestrials.
eaten my tea but i actually want more
>>219913269we're all in here: >>>/bant/24118508to get away from this: >>219913501
>>219913398I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
>flatmate defrosting his month old grotty freezerburned chicken in the vegetable drawer without any clingfilm on itit grimit grimit so fucking grim!
>>219913531remember that time we all, in a split second, went to /bant/ and you had a meltdown heathymong?can all happen again haha
just dipped my mcdonalds chip in the milkshake
>>219913470>>219913481observable universe is 93 billion light years>furthest ever manmade object will only hit one light day in November of this year>That's 1/(365 * 93 billion) of the way = (1/33945 billion) = 2.95 * 10^-12 % of the way across the observable universeand yet you confidently believe there's no aliensyou should be embarrassed.EMBARRASSED.
>>219913404dont know any
s someone with a flat-chested gf who likes to suck on tits, it can be sad sometimes. i really have to squish them to get them into a suckable shape
>>219913558you won't do shityou're his plaything and you know itenjoy
what will be your response when Christ reads out all your /brit/posts on Judgement Day?
>>219913398
>>219913601"In all fairness, Sara Sharif was a Muslim"
>>219913597WOULDN'T LARGE TITS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT THE ENTIRE TIT INTO YOUR MOUTH, THEREFORE DEGRADING THE QUALITY OF THE EXPERIENCE?MY GF HAS TITS THAT JUST FIT INTO MY MOUTH, ALLOWING ME TO SUCK THE ENTIRE TIT ALL AT ONCE
>>219913601your honour i was drunk
>>219913597vile nonce bastard
>in a flat of 4 >3 of us decide to have dinner together >one says no>we agree to start cooking at 19:00>Just heard the one who doesn't want to join go into the kitchen and start preparing foodWhat the fuck is his problem? Say you don't want to eat with us then take over the kitchen when you know we want to be in thereHe's been home all day so could have made dinner at any other timeHad to kick him out the kitchen cause that was just ridiculous
got an ensaymada and ube ice cream
>>219913661rape him
do the needful when the parasite is here
you can filter heatherpaedo without moving to /bant/, you know right?/katy|cronem|\wdem#|m2|m4|bulb(o|ou)s|(sn|t)appy|gherkin|onyx|(cr|y)odie|hymen|crimson|timm(y|ie)|heatherposter|rosenior|cvp|yung yung|bellingham|baton|emtoo/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by ziedyfilter;
>>219913692Ok !!
>>219913661do you know the people you live with? lad I work with lives with 2 people 10 years older than him, and one 15 years older than himit's a bit bizarre to me how that's at all preferable to living at home
r*port his posts of the dogshit new gimmick he has moved on to
>>219913633yes, but my gf's are so small that i can suck on them in a natural way. i have to contort them into a suckable shape, rather than be able to suck on them as i wish
warming my feets on that box thing on the computer charger
>>219913668snappy snaps haha it's funny because it's like the 14 year old hymens being snapped by african rapists that /brit/ loves to think aboutthat's so /int/brit/ haha well done
Americans are a warrior raceBrits are a servile race
mousey you twat team up with poley and take the internet by storm
shaved a bit and now I look like a gay porn tony stark (-_-*)
>remembered this artist who I hadn't listened to in many years>thought to myself "they were decent, I can't wait to get home and listen to them again">completely forgot who it was
Can’t imagine being an adult and having to live with other people outside of family
>all of February's gains have been completely wiped outI do not care for this war. How can such a bhenchod thirdie sanctioned shithole close off that strait? Thought yankbergs would have won by now
Thoughts on the indigenous languages of this island? Welsh, Cornish, Scottish Gaelic?
bizarre meltdown
>>219913809either have a proper bush or shave it offnot a fan of this half-and-half craptypical indecisive women
>>219913795It was probably Peps Persson
>>219913805should be preserved and spoken more but some english people on here will tell you it’s all a vain larp
>>219913805need them brought back to alienate wog people
a THIRD cup of tea? yes it's happening
his meltdowns are becoming much worsehe's definitely getting close to ending it without involcing anyone else
>getting the ick from a kiss from your own husband why are women like this
>>219913856i hope he sees the light of Christ and changes his ways
>>219913856give it attention im sure that will make it want to fuck off
>>219913805>Welshthey use c for the "k" sound because printing presses at the time didn't have enough k's to represent all the k sounds in Welsh>Scots Gaelicalmost everyone says this wrong. They say gay-lik, it's meant to be ga-llik. like garlic without the r>Cornish fake language
>>219913877you'd know horse
too fucking windy
>>219913924*ears perk up*
any dudley man in
Got the MGMT on
any good gimmicks so far this year or has it just been mong after mong?
>>219913990i like that one about the eel
>>>/bant/24119708...well?
>>219913993escortgod
blaming women for everything
my honest reaction to life RN:(3 pints deep)
>>219913795Ah, just remembered who it was!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LWpoS3M8M
>>219913971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvyF4h3K47Q
>>219913993I think the snappy snaps one is alrightstill early in the year though>>219914066didn't that start last year?
>>219913993honestly mousey has been cooking up some bangers
>>219914087i'm also three canisters in
>>219913993jamposting
>>219913993the new one is snappy snapsbecause it's like a child's hymen being snappedyou know, by an african rapistnot a fan of it myself, but these pornsick pedos in /brit/ can't get enough of it
anyone seen any good films lately?
>>219914098Mad how these boys ended racism
>>219914104honestly couldn't tell you. i've lost all perspective and sense of time
love and hate the night shiftlove not having to deal with coworkers and just doing my own thinghate having to handle the complete fucking mess that often gets left for me
>>219914153Resurrection (2025) directed by Bi Gan, if you like foreign language films
>>219913824Me? Big fan of this half and half crap. Keep the bush that was trimmed recently or shaved a couple of weeks ago.
on the gay porn slop
>>219914153yeah loads
we all know everyone naming a specific gimmick in response to that is also the same mong who posts said gimmick all the time btw
>>219914153That one with Brenda Blethyn, Jason Watkins and Andrea Riseborough was really good. Proper kitchen sink British Mike Leigh type drama. Great acting, comfy scenes, good drama
posted it again award
It really was a banger, wasn't it bros?
Scientists still don't fully understand what poo actually is
>>219914188do you not have a night team with you?
>>219914216Big Note trying to engineer controversy to get people talking about paper money again
>>219914062This is just sad
>>219914216rorke fighting back by ordering a custom credit card with Hitler on it
RBRS check
>>219914240that game was fire
don't care about the banknotescould not come close to giving a fuck about the bank notes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jovKG_YNlVs Toonage
>>219914240Yeah I liked it more than GTA
>>219914240the driving was awful
>>219914216A damn disgrace. I stand just as outraged about this as my Britbros.
>>21991429148.2% in 12 months
>>219914240It was mid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoK36iukbxIthis is what zoomers are listening to atm
>>219914284*swigs it all down my fat gob*
>>219914284Millie Bobby Brown says she loves brown sauce and puts it on everything. Millie is a top British bird
just got up and closed the window
>>219914315zoom zoom
I just want one fucking day without fucking rain
had a really demoralising dream about school today
>>219914356She would never ever shag you EVER
>>219914258yea but there are only 5 of us working in different areas of the shopno office freaks coming down to meddle, no rush jobs coming in to disrupt what i'm doing
Reservoir Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Nintendogs.........I'm going dog bleeding mental!!!!
>>219914369She’s mid
test
>>219914356would put some on her nipples and lick it off
what the fuck is going on
>>219914364was a lovely sunny morning the other day. didn't last but i've taken it as a sign that spring has arrived
>>219914216Only ever get cash out to pay drug dealers and my dog trainer. For everything else it's pointless
>>219914379its a doggy dog world
>>219914379what is this dog city
>>219914356it's millie bobby bongiovi now
roarking
>>219914379slumdog millionaire
you knocked on any doors recently?
gay porn pooing
>>219914369Same as every other girl then.
Complaining about the rain and/or the cold is brown-coded. Never forget that. >Pic related: the natural habitat of the White man
"I hate the rain! I want summer!"oh you'll be regretting itwhen your tie is done up and it's 29c in the office you'll be regretting itwhen you cram into biomass on the tube and it's 40c in there you'll be regretting it
>>219914445no, been ages since i've knocked on a door actuallyhope my technique hasn't suffered
It's over.......
>>219914458this nigga live in a tree
david bowie lps
Daniel Kinahan, alleged leader of the Kinahan Cartel, in audience of the 971 Fighting Championship, held in June of 2025 in Dubai. Daniel wanted since 2022 currently has a $5,000,000 bounty on him by the US state department for information leading to his arrest.
>>219914477I'm not asking for 40 degree weather I just want a normal fucking day without rain. It's been every fucking day I'm sick of it.
>>219914419OMG you buy drugs?
>>219914445i knocked on your mums back door.
To wank or not to wank, that is the question
Your PIP claim is being reviewed:)
>>219914477work from home and spend summer in my short and teeif i get a proper patio set soon then i'll spend it in the garden lushtacular
>>219914477worth it for the midriff and legs
wait so how can i secure a air con in time for summer
getting my booze delivered tomorrow
please wojak this
>>219914509C'est magnifique, Hooky Street
>>219914557you don't need it
>>219914534founderberg will be sending you back to the office posthaste>>219914541maaaaaate
thinking about getting a lapjob
>>219913993foden posting is gaining a lot of traction, one to keep an eye on
>>219914557Get a job and buy one
i dont have air con or own a fan. i just raw dog summer
what is he like
poo screaming out me arse (for the lads)
if someone offered me drugs i'd be dead by the morning
reminder that if you can’t sum up all of your aims in the first line then they are too diffuse
>>219914633just have my winda open
>>219914600sexo
>>219914654worked until 2022 when it was so hot outside that having the window open was hotter than having it closedwe had to close the curtains all day and cover the french windows with newspaper
>>219914646
>>219914646Ok I make AI do it
right that's a man with a tube up his nose
>>219914692i was working in a refrigerated food factory during that time so i didn't feel the effect of it
let's fucking gooooooo
bored
luh friday night botty meltynun else he can do xx
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773094820702500.mp4corr, as brits say
saw some of them in b&m today
sir rosenior’s silver 7 series
I'm now almost certain the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil fancies mewhat will I do with this information? Nothing
>>219914739
>>219914769could probably do with a shave
need my oven to hurry up and pre-heat quite frankly
got £70 left in the bank account
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>219914809get it in the ayre frier
me when I need gf
what if you woke up tomorrow and you were the internet
eire fryer
already back from /bant/ are we? that didn't last long
>>219914830me when i fall down a well
might wank to that dakota johnson photoshoot
>>219914633What kind of residential properties would have air-con here besides Tarq mansionsBritish houses are too small for that woke nonsense
>>219914830me this time tomorrow
more like /bent/
I will never have a gfI will be a lonely incel forever
somehow I’m getting worse at running not sure how since I’ve changed nothing
>>219914882boo hoo nigga
hurts when i laugh
>>219914869I used to think they had aircon in France coz they have it in Spain and Italy then I went to Montpellier in summer and it was 40 degrees and nowhere had aircon
Had a think about it and yepIt's time to come out and just say itI fucking l*ve science.....
>>219914813more than me
>>219914882okay? didn't ask??
>>219914855don't care about any offshoot /brit/, me. will post on /int/ until I die
>>219914869i bought a small unit last yearits ok better than a fan but not exactly freezing
why the FUCK does iphone alarm setting reset every time to the current time?what's more likely use case: guy setting multiple alarms five minutes from now; OR, guy setting multiple alarms in and around a different time such as 8 in the morning, which I have to keep fucking scrolling back to from 7pm
always get anxious when the current account dips below £1000
man I wish I were a girl
>>219914915sounds like user error
um give me money?
>>219914894just hang around brit and you'll be alright
>>219914915incelcomplaints@apple.com
>>219914925sounds like you are one umpups
>>219914925same but not in a troonish waymagicked into a literal girl or nothing
>>219914634Umrrissey
I can't stand religious people, of any religion. It's like you're talking to a person made in a factory, pre-loaded with all the same ideas and 'qualities'.
>>219914939scrmbdf
>>219914974hs?
>>219914900You probably have a job though I don’t
>>219914936it was brit that made me laugh. that post about falling down a well
>>219914634honestly, there won't be another one like him for a 100 years
>>219914948right well thats how most trans people feel initially until they can no longer repress it and decide to transition
this went hard asl
>>219914993I've been unemployed for 4 months
reminder to r*port the avatarfaggots posts
got about 30k in the LISA and still cant afford a house
https://voca.ro/1d1refVmckSi
Cocking some garlic bread
>>219915029get it in the BART instead mate
How are you liking these sleeps?
>>219915054do you have red or ginger hair
>>219915058SCCCCCCAAAAAAREEAM
>>219915058
>>219915029I had 21k in mine and bought my house with a 15k deposit last year
>>219915050
>>219915078cronem on one
>>219914989sup crodie sir rosenior yamming chocolate and salted almond buns in his 7 seriesdem a mek luh mess x
https://vocaroo.com/1lr0GagtfNyf
>>219915078Um
>>219915078ummy
>>219915078rorke and leftypol
>>219915015Lmao that’s nothing ive never had a job I’ve been unemployed for 7 years
had steak for my dinner and now my farts stink
>>219915109
me? don't even want to think about money. not interested
>>219915127so you're 7 years old?
>>219915135are you a girl
>>21991514325
>>219915127So you won't know what it's like to have money then suddenly be skint
>>219915139they're loving it
>>219915139that water is filthy
>>219915139cute x
>>219915139look at all the mud coming off that fat little shite
me? think only about money, check the bank and t212 multiple times a day. very interested.
>>219915029i got 33 in a lisa, 17 in a cash isa, and 30-something across other savings.my issue is that, while i want to and could put down a deposit for a house, my gf has next to no savings. so i have to wait for her to play catch up so we can invest an equal amount and share the mortage, etc. fairly. but it's really pissing me off, like potentially break-up worthy. i can't hang around forever.or i use LISA for retirement, rather than a house.
>>219915155Well yeah I spunked a 25 grand inheritance at 19 so I think I do
>>219915147all man
>>219915109trippy asl
I'm strapped into the toilet, seatbelt buckled. poo time
accidentally clicked and watched all of that
>>219915180What did you spunk it on?
>>219915179FONT
>>219915139good technique
>>219915148so you've been unemployed for 25 years
dr pavel, i'm cia
>>219915109type of shit the white house twitter posts after blowing up 500 children
>>219915006yh but i'm a 34 year old overweight bloke with naturally broad shoulders, any attempt at transitioning would just make me 1, even more grotesque than i am now 2. lose the respect of my friends, family, and work colleagues, only to be utterly unconvincing
>>219915219I hope you die
>>219915205Clothes, takeaways, weed, 1 holiday, random shit I never used like 3d printer, vr headset
ummypop
>>219914974as if 99% of the anglo population don’t believe everything fed to them by the epstein class
my NEET record is 2.5 years
>>219915225or you might just be happy :)
>>219915198that's her from wet leg innitnever forget a sex arse, me
>>219915214If that’s how you wanna put it
>>219915254appreciate the sentiment but i very much doubt it!!
>>219915253the thumbnail looks like a merchant
>>219915137Gherkin Defence Forces storming a room occupied by a schizo timmy intruder
>>219915225look mate, my sexual pleasure depends on convincing you to start larping as a pale imitation of a womancan you please explore it? :)
why are they using a power drill on the glass
>>219915173ktim watching the ISA
i whack a grand a month in index funds and forget about it havent checked it this year yet
the irony of you saying they might be happy yet you won't do it either for mostly the same reasons
*nervously looks over at the post count*
>>219915240Well I hope you had fun at least x
>>219915283no i will be taking it to my grave thank you
>>219915347I didn’t
>>219915358Ok
I have 790m followers
whys everyone being long asfff
>>219915314as of the next tax season i will do the same. looking at the 0.5% jumps and dips in a day is getting annoying
>>219915225what if you became a woman but you were a fat one
/brit/ is set to allow superchatsI'm against it personally
alright>>219907714>>219907714>>219907714
Rorke's dih is like an accorn
Gary Eats does not like Subway !!
id lose weight then fuck dogs
new should be 12
in bedx
>>219915426no toby
>>219915450are you a girl?
some big fear blankets every thought, feeling and action I take
>>219915425>>219915426The duality of Mousey
>>219915459yeah with a big fat nob
>>219915453stop trying to anti-train me. I am trainnable and will get trained by a girl, like a dog
>>219915473>>219915473
beddy bo bos x
early fucking night coming on strong for mecouple of 8% beers in me nowready for beddings
>>219914493free my nigga
