I DENOUNCE YOU AS THE ANTICHRIST! edition
>>219917584How did he know?
thread theme:https://youtu.be/lLLL1KxpYMA
>>219917584I'm not gay at the moment but probably their cocks arse muscles and body hair
Last thing you wanked to? Be honest
phoneshop was ahead of its time
met my heroes today
*sends you flying*
>>219917701:)
>>219917758um…
Hearing reports that Mousey has won an Oscar for "Best Person"
>>219917734>a Latino and a Russian JewVGH... THE SAVIOURS OF ALBION..
mental how I started the year trying to lose weight and now I'm heavier than I was at christmas
>>219917813*jiggles your belly*
comfy in my bed high during this storm
why did the world just become absolutely mental for 5 years and then return back to normal?
>>219917813haven't eaten since Saturday me, I'm gonna make it
rum name for a bloke
the Welshman is beating the Englishman in the darts
>>219917875suppose the megacorps got tired of losing money and relevance
mad how we used to have a politician called ming campbellming hahaha x
>>219917686did a six degree of separation on e-hentai, if I recall I ended on an Amy Rose comic
>>219917912Mad how it was spelt as well innit
>>219917912he had chiney grama x
>>219917875was thinking about it too recently mad how quietly this was dropped lol
Sorry but in my mind when I see a tranny I go "That is a bloke" and I don't think "That is a woman" ok I'm sorry I can't help it.
>>219917953Depends if I think they are fit or not
>>219917890Thats not even an apple thats a fucking adam’s pyramid
>>219917875ww3toil looms and we need to get the goyim back on board to defend western values o algo
>>219917943they finally realised that 99% of people aren't far-left non-white citycucks like everyone in their personal bubble and are disgusted by that shit
gf 2026 going into high gear
mad how there's absolutely no porn filmed in caves, I mean real caves where you had to put effort to get into, not just some wide ass corridor in a cliff.
on the Morrisons export
>>219917971Thinking blokes are fit makes you a bender
>>219918013pretty sure their gigantic well funded marketing departments would’ve realised this anyway
>>219918036No shagging a bloke would make me a bender
>>219918027The bitches provide the caves
>>219918024It WasaLovely moment .. !!
allegedly doing things at this very moment
Run out of things to doMight just go to sleep
>>219918046>warmatmental
look after yourselves ladsbe happybe healthy be kindlove you alltaking a break laters
>>219918040they were more interested in pushing ideology than making money, then they realised how much money they were losing and stopped being retards
the spring style inspo
>>219918024her son is a party boy shagger who she wants to settle downthis isn't a mum helping out her grimey little incel
>>219918066I did this migrated to my bed....
>>219918051No, just being attracted to blokes makes you a bender
>>219918086:(
Tired lads, might take this show to the bedroom. Had a wank, had din dins, telly on. Get some sweet treats and multivitamin in me is what's needed I think
>>219918046Wait, why do we want to go to war in the middle east for Israel again?
>>219918086x
>>219918095I hate bullies so I I’m not going to say anything
What if you shag a bloke but are not attracted to them?
>>219918176I've shagged / been shagged by 5 blokes before I decided it wasn't for me
>>219918176Just a bit of natter innit aha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsyqsnY7dRA
>>219917875'zempic was the end of body positivity
little fitty biting her lip when i bring out the bob mortimer paperback
>>219918202bit gay
>>219918202
>>219918227nah not really
*sneaks around the back of the thread*
>>219918202>5bit fruity are we
>>219918046genuinely what did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrZyBciUpLQ
>>219918051if you don't shag women but are attracted to them does that mean you're not straight?
I'm in a very important meeting right now so make it quick
Erm...Just thinking of something to post...What do you think about egg butties?
>>219918264No because being straight is default. Everyone is born straight, as their life progresses certain trauma or what not might confuse them into becoming gay.
>>219918183best use of AI I've ever seen x
>>219918266The dog got into the kitchen cupboard and ate half the crap in there and had now shat and thrown up everywhere. We need to know what was in there in case it's eaten something poisonous and we have to take it to the vetHey where are you going? You need to clean up this shit!BASTARD!
If burgers put boots on the ground in Iran, are Trump and Hegseth going to be the first two soldiers there? Wouldn't want to be late to the party now would they
>>219918316what if you're a big virgin poof
>>219918333man I wish I was a black girl getting bleached
high and drunk on weed and cider
>>219918334>Everyone is born straightGet some fuckin glasses
they're digging in the wrong place
Me? Crooked as they come
Spider man fart jump Scooby doo laugh
>>219918316don't think this is truefrom the moment I could feel sexual attraction I wanted to shag men, I was never molested or anything
>>219918333LOOK OUT LAD your house is about to be burgled
Rorke be like: I’m on that good kush and alcohol
>>219918360ktim except lager not cider
>>219918403what kinda men?
>>219918419twinks, twunks mainly
>>219918370yeah but you could have been confused into being gay by trauma and really want to shag a man but you're so repulsive you've never managed it yet.
lads
>>219918384*Exposes pooey hairy anus*
>>219918437don't understand why someone would do this
>>219918437evil image
>>219918433who's that theni recognise him from somewhere
>>219918403>I was never molested or anythingNo one mentioned molestation. Interesting that’s where your mind went to right away though. I forgot the word but it’s something where you push an event so deep into the back of your mind to try and make yourself believe it never actually happened.
>>219918484emmerdale
>>219918437rorke's signature
>>219918485well you suggested it clearly
>>219918485"trauma" was mentioned thoughbeit, don't think you're being very sincere in your analysis of this bumder
Got drunk and forced the gf to eat some mint cake the other day.Got a text today saying, you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got way too drunk so I don't want to see you againFucking hell lads, what is wrong with me
>>219918485repressed?
>>219918437At least cum on the chicken
>>219918433I am billy Mitchell's skiddy undies
>>219918458NOOOOO I NEED TO DROWN MY FOOD IN SPICES
toilfu is using the smirk emoji a lot lately
>>219918517That's what you get for overstepping boundaries
>>219918525enjoy it ok x
>>219918525there is a balance between covering it in negrified yankpowders and deliberately making something as bland as possible
>>219918504Don’t think you know what the word clearly means.>>219918515Trauma is so many things. Definitely nothing in my post that hinted at molestation sorry.>>219918518Not talking to you anymore
cans
>>219918548What's she so smug about I wonder...
How come there isn't a mint flavour of coke?
gingers with big tits
>Not talking to you anymore
>>219918580She is smirking because she wants to get married to that Anon
me pointing at the virgin islands on a map and telling rorke that's where he's from
forgot i was on night shift for an hour or so there
rorke's whip
Quite funny how all the memes and online shaming worked. White men who previously had no problem eating white chicken breast now HAVE to drown it in spices so they don’t get called “bland” or “unseasoned”
*clears throat*
>>219918437>eggs>meat>food not separated
Would anyone like to thank me for my service?
>>219918605from here, mehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_Islands
>>219918616yeah that is quite funny now that you mention it
heh... quite amusing...
>>219918614weinermobile!
>>219918623wow this is perfect, source?????
could crush you all like peanuts if I wanted
>>219918665don't do it ok
right well that's a muscular black man with an enormous penis
>>219918665off by one, nice try
>>219918616Sick to death of it, gym recipes used to be posted by some autistic beast who got straight to the point and made quick functional mealsNow it's some zesty POC giving me "gains meals you actually want to eat" that take forever while they eyefuck the camera
>>219918682
>>219918625Provide me with some service and I'll thank you*Unzips fly*
>>219918665Probably could if you fell on meFat cunt
what's the /brit/ fax number?
it’s not safe for me to drive in my town anymore. I have created a lot of enemies due to my road rages
PINAC Inspection!!PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT A CRIME!PINAC. PINAC!
>>2199187230181 811 8181
>>219918746Ebin-esque post
>>219918723555-POO-SCREAMING
>>219918763fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>219918693>i realized i had to find it myselfyou have to find it for yourself, the fact shes posted it online means shes insecure and still requires validation*yawns*is this suppose to be inspiring? looks like an ugly bloke, btw
>>219918525white ppl don't season dey-
>>219918746I once sped past a zebra crossing and there was a woman with her arms out in a "what the fuck" kind of pose and now I think I've got a reputation around town as a shitty driver because I have a distinctive yellow car
>>219918693Wonder what std she got, presumably lost her v card in a one night stand with a stranger.I'm also wondering what fool has settled down with someone who has an incurable std, unless they themself have that same std... Curious...
>>219918821this you?
just spent 1.6 million dollars on lactation porn
>I think I've got a reputation around town as a shitty driver because I have a distinctive yellow car
>>219918874Rodney you plonker!
mad how we talk about poo and wanks and other private business with each other yet if we walked past each other on the street then we'd be none the wiser to that deeper, pooey wank connection
from a mush in shepherds bush bush bush bush bush bush bush
been bed stricken with some fucking flu bullshit the past 3 dayslost all me money on cheltenhamkill me mate
did he reference the classic british television serieshow nice
>>219918591commercialized.11·22Comments Sectionu/CaptainQuint0001 avatarCaptainQuint0001•2y agoBecause mint tends to clog you up when you snort the Coke.18u/TraditionPhysical603 avatarTraditionPhysical603•2y agoThey definitely tried it by now, and it probably didn't do well in test groups8[deleted]•2y agoIt's best if you toss a mentos inside, you should try8[deleted]•2y agoI'm not interested in a mint coke but a mint sprite would basically be a virgin mojito, and I'm entirely here for that.2u/Ur-boi-lollipop avatarUr-boi-lollipop•2y ago7up offer a lot of mojito options in some places . Sprite tends to only offer them in machines (like that at a cinema or theme park). Sprite is owned by cocoa cola I think 2View more commentsRelated Answers SectionRelated AnswersReasons for no mint Coke flavorMint
inventing high fibre products for the inevitable high-protein fad crash
>>219918895>wehaha yeah because were all drooling retards like you, right? cope on loser
might kms
rodney you fucking stupid cunt
Took a laxativeNow we wait.
leftypol losing his virginity to his uncle
>>219918947
how fucked up is my gut that more fiber made me more constipated
>>219918968are you the one who was raped by his brother
>homer bimpson
>>219918978
The raped rorke theory
he was innocentit was obviously an accident
>>219918957>that frogMe when a black woman speaks
>>219918693blog on mouldy fanny
>>219919007>flagso ur mammy?
me mums a lampshade and me dads a bar of soap
>>219918973>fiberF O Y
>>219918978at the time people called him a hero because the girls were united fans
I am under duress
sometimes my bumhole itches a lot and i wish i had like a butt plug but it scratched my hole as it went in. Like a back scratcher but for your bum
I am under durex (I'm in your walls)
I am under her dress
misogyny
>>219917875you can only deny reality for so long before it catches up with you
I am a CHUD
>>219919076Did you mean dulux?Or have you gone back in time to make sure your dad rubbered up?
>>219918256his gimmick is just repeating whatever trump says to his audience in comic form
Mousey is the toughest bloke in /brit/ history and Diego was the cleverest bloke we knew (he read a book a day) We didn't know what we had at the time
>>219919135oh yeah lolpoo
Just done a fucking horrific shit
found a p0rn that looks just like the toilfu it's fantastic
>>219919127a cool handsome unique dude!
>>219919075Got worms lad? Stop eating poo, or scratching your arsehole and tasting it/not washing your hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6_iQvaIjXw
girl with the cute ears and cute giggle told me to keep my distance
>>219919174
>>219919169no my bum just itches rn
Need Emma Watson to use my face like a chamber pot.
>>219919174how many hot loads did he take in prison do you think
>>219919174didn't some nigga from britfeel write him a letter and he posted the response there
>>219919126leftypol's 41% theorem
umm danone
>>219919151The laxative work then? Or you the other lad who is constipated from eating too much fibre?
>>219919171you'll never be a woman btw
>>219919226good post
wish i could force myself to sleep right now and wake up around 10ami don't want to exist right now
>>219919226luv u
Freemasons run the country
might wear this to the pub tomorrow
ian huntley scared me because he looked a lot more normal than most killersas in he looks neither malformed nor evil, whereas someone like shipman had that vacant expression in their eyes
>>219919253That's because of the rotation of the Earth you fucking imbecile
>>219919253odd post
Iran have already won. >be Trump>think you can spark a revolution in Iran>think the Iranian people will overthrow their government if you kill the ayatollah>blow up the government>people don't rise up. they just become angry>they end all exports through the strait of hormuz except to enemies of the USA>they blow up all infrastructure in the region that helps the USA>the USA are now in a war of attrition that costs them 2 billion per day>Iran can collapse the economy of the west just by keeping the strait closed>Iran refuse to open it>USA is now on a ticking clock and can't do anything>Iran just have to sit back and do nothing>even if the USA leave, they will keep the strait closed for them as punishment>checkmateTrump gambled western civilization on the idea that Iranians wanted to live like New Yorkers and lost.
reminder that transgenderism and homosexuality is highly likely to be demonically influenced (fedoras need not reply)
it's impossible to be trans
>>219919253mcdonalds
>>219919277wish i was a plantagenet
>>219919171I'm afraid to say that if I was steaming I would probably let this lad suck me off.The paradox is though that when I get really drunk I struggle to get/stay hard so he'd probably suck the old boy for quite some time then give up and I'd feel very regretful over the whole thing
>>219919319did you reply to the wrong post because that's clearly a woman
>>219919285fred west scared me because he looks mundane but also like he absolutely would bite me
>>219919319ever considered that (s)he would not suck you off anyways?
>>219919319why thoughhe's not even fit as a man let alone for a woman, just a vaguely androgynous uncanny freak
>>219919307the vaxx and monster energy are responsible for making me start masturbating to trannies/ femboys, also /int/ but that goes without saying
Sir Juries? What are they?
>>219919368its them things you have in a hospital when you have to have a transplant or something
>>219919303Good post, not sure what exactly he expected to achieve without boots on the groundThen again dementia don has probably forgotten he's even invaded by this point
>>219919336he looks like a welsh miner playing ray liotta's character in a goodfellas parody at the llandyffanellagogh working men's club in 1993
rorke moaning about leftypol stealing his bird
>>219919303trump did it because israel have videos of him raping kids
>>219919303Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has weaponized the waterway by laying naval mines and attacking merchant vessels with sea drones and projectiles. Major global shippers have suspended operations, causing severe disruptions to the 20% of the world's oil that passes through the corridor. The Economic Threat: The leverage Iran holds over global energy markets is real. Oil prices have surged past $100 a barrel, and a prolonged closure absolutely threatens global economies with severe cost-of-living and supply chain pressures. Where the Narrative Misses the Mark The "$2 Billion a Day" Figure: There is no factual basis for the US currently bleeding $2 billion a day in a war of attrition. While military operations of this scale are incredibly expensive, that specific figure is entirely speculative. "All Infrastructure" Destroyed: Iran has not blown up all regional infrastructure helping the US. They have attacked civilian ships and targeted areas near ports in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Oman, but Gulf states and allied forces have actively and successfully intercepted many incoming missiles and drones. The "Sit Back and Do Nothing" Fallacy: Iran is not just sitting back untouched. The US and Israel have launched massive, sustained bombardments. US Central Command recently reported striking over 5,500 targets, heavily degrading Iran's naval capabilities, air defenses, and leadership ranks. For example, the US military recently destroyed over a dozen Iranian mine-laying vessels to prevent a total lock on the Strait. Selective Exports: The disruption in the Strait is dangerous enough that it's hurting everyone, not just US allies. While Iran historically sends most of its own exported crude to China, the physical danger of sea drones and mines has made the waters a high-risk zone for the entire global shipping industry, impacting neutral and allied nations alike.
The United States if it had been colonised by Britain
I'm in the mood to make more frogs. Any requests?
>>219919411politicsjoe is a leftypol gigacuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL4UME7VpKo
shant be reading all that
>>219919474jeff lynne
>>219919474more british themed ones like del boy or morrissey
>>219919474Need one with the smug high face drinking brasso
>>219919495in a similar manner, i didnt read the bs you posted.
>>219919487CWLTSHC
>>219919474One of an apu with a few norf FC lads and he is also wearing a norf FC shirt
stomach hurts after that poo
What's with the blokes in dresses pictures?
Sir Sleepy Dogberg
>>219919551dunnohe does it every day
I want to be a girl so fucking bad
>>219919551fit aren't they
restore britain
>>219919285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e9NX60dXJ4
>>219919562right first of all my pronouns are they/them and second i've not even been here this week
blatantly untrue
>>219919565No, I'm not a bender
>>219919564what's stopping you
>>219919564hi cornwall xx
thinking of bizarre lies to post
79% of executives in the hip hop industry are jews
>>219919531
>>219919608wrong again!
could ask you the same question
Bet Emma Watson does vile farts.
you know, not enough trannies are getting killed, can't just rely on them to 41% themselvesmaybe islam is the answer
The house that Hamilton built is a mosque now. Over.
>>219919623
>>219919600I'm not gay and I'm not deluded enough to think I can change sex
thought i asked you not to respond to me
>>219919647>get bombed by muslims>elect a muslimi laugh at the shithole that is NYCwould love to nuke it
think you should know that i'm not going to do that
right thats US on the filter, ethiopia on the filter, Ireland on the filter, UK on the filter
ok bye
prefer not to say
sex gifs
stop being a drama queen
filtering my own postsposting with my monitor off and my eyes closedhate you all
*walks in wearing shorts* alright lads lol *looks down at my legs so you notice I am wearing shorts*
catherine's prolapsed rectum
>>219919724hello
might cop this coat for the apocalypse
Patty Smyth - The Warrior
>>219919744why do these assassin's creed looking larp jackets always have the sleeves pushed up in an unnatural way
china will reunify with taiwan nextfuck is cody gon do?
>>219919782https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TSMC_Arizona
THINK before you post
>>219919782cuba will become the 51st state as a response
>>219919411>dating is difficultDon't know how it's hard to just not say your party affiliation It's not good form to talk politics on a first date anyway
>>219919742arrlook at him
donald trumpet's orange make-up
Why'd that bell end delete his posts then?
>>219919804new when ready
any of you lads use starlink?
*organises a hostile takeover of /Brit/corp*
willy bum bumwilly willy bum bum
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