>>219919804
She is so beautiful

A man walked in to a bar and said 'Can I have a pink of Coke' and the barman gave him cocaine in a pint glass and the man drank the cocaine thinking it was Coca-Cola.

got the starlink on

not being loud af is too difficult for most people

>>219919905
haha!

>>219919914
thats a lie

brown people skin is the same colour as poo lol

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shes using the smirk again

>>219919905
I mean it's alright laughing about it but that could've caused serious harm

>>219919905
you cant drink a powder on its own silly

>>219920018
can if you drink it slowly due to saliva

>>219920012
whitoids losing in ukraine and iran means it’s finally over

>>219920043
it wouldn't taste very nice though

poo

>>219920012
man did he ever call it

please don't hurt me

>>219920119
oh my god im so angry after looking at this image

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>>219919532

>>219920119
More in touch with Albion's nature than rorke

rapid snappy snaps

a girl's ass should always be red

>>219920119
why's he got wool instead of hair

eating cold pizza

>>219919970
quite an unattractive way for a woman to speak

>>219920119
Is there any part of our political, corporate and media elite that aren't traitors to our nation and people?

>>219920119
the brownoids are running things now
a yugoslav war type scenario is inevitable for Britain
stack deenz

>>219920169
shes from manchester, she can't help it

did the tweet get you all riled up

the blank slate is true for normies

the suffering will be quite unpleasant

has cami got her knob out yet?

come back ssm

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womfy wuppa time

>>219920198
love this film

>>219920211
Not the tweet, the fact that it is actually happening in real life

>>219920180
why are they traitors to the nation? because of some woke bollocks? lmao don’t worry, the city of london, bae systems and bp are all being supported by them. things are as they have always been in merry old england

>>219920180
maybe but the bulk of them are a suicide cult

Trip on spaincuck

is this some kind of sick joke?

>>219920198
Genuinely find overcast rainy cold weather so kino

slowly turning into mud

>>219920119
he's also a birdwatcher and environmentalist but don't let that get in the way of crying because he's ruining your picture of churchill

if you had to up sticks now and leave the country, with all of your savings and as much cash as you can pull together in the next week, where would you go?
bearing in mind visa requirements etc

>>219920299
maybe eastern europe
im a neet and i have skills so im cooked in any case

might destroy the nation by putting a pheasant on a fiver

Bet Pokimane uses those horse dildos

>>219920299
tahiti

>>219920299
israel as ive got birthright

>>219920292
wow I love foreigners and traitors erasing our heratige now!

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Mena women are next level

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the ultra rich are planning on leaving all of you monkeys to kill each other on earth

KEK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fEFuo5wuZo

>>219920320
just realised american ideas for travel aren't informed by cultural exposure but from media consumption

>>219920347
>the ultra rich are planning on leaving all of you monkeys
bro thinks he's on the team

It wasn't meant to be like this.

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>moggs (You)

if churchill were alive today he’d support mass immigration and multiculturalism and lgbt. he belongs to a class that doesn’t see the nation state in the same way that you proles do

>>219920351
lmao wtf are you talking about

>>219920334
7/10 after nosejob
5/10 right now

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>>219920353
>bro
not so fast. brown people arent welcome

>>219920357
couldn't she just pay for the jabs herself

>>219920347
>Elon's plan
I'm sure it won't fall apart like every other one of his shitty plans

>>219920347
you aren't special
you aren't a video game protagonist
you're a rube too

Just ate three hotdogs and a pint of milk

>>219920380
oddly enough hes the worlds richest man. really think about your position for a moment

>>219920360
they're not even aware of it which is the saddest part, they think the way they see the world is normal

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>>219920364
The nose is why she's attractive. Small noses are low born

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New bank notes sorted

>>219920398
Could heem him and that's all that matters

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>>219920387
reading comprehension, everyone. nowhere in my statement did i
1. state i was one of the ultra rich
2. insinuate i was going to be chosen to go to the moon

cope on, ape

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In the 9 years (11 altogether) that I've been gay married, I never cheated on my husband. But I'm thinking of having a bit of side fun. Hubby hasn't been interested in sex for years (and only reluctantly engages in it)
I need to allow myself to stray a bit

>>219920398
do you not know what tahiti is

>>219920426
Hate your gay webms

>>219920426
>leaving all of you monkeys
you could've written "all of us monkeys" you dog shit schizophrenic retard
go and click on some colours

>>219920433
an island which would not exist in your mind if not for its ubiquity in the media you have consumed throughout your life

>>219920430
thought gays just shagged whatever and didn’t bother with the pretence of monogamy

>>219920119
Um, actually the notes have to change every 10 years anyway and I think you’ll find there was a public consultation about it and they supported to switching to nature themes rorke

>>219920450
>elon is going to the moon and hes leaving you monkeys behind

=

>youre a monkey too

youre so f*cking thick reel your neck in

>>219920454
i'm really good at geography actually so yes it would

Genuinely tired of brown and gay people

Native Americans should have been 100% wiped out, we failed

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What do we think of cute piggy noses?

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>>219920442
have another sh*t for brains

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>>219919510
here's the brasso one

I already did the norf fc one it's somewhere in this thread

>>219920481
but there was a picture of a black man in the tweet :(

>>219920489
you're a sick little monkey

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>>219920460
Not us. I guess I'll play into the stereotype soon

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>>219920509
beside the point

>>219920491
Reform the Glanton Gang then

>>219920415
are shamima

>>219920489
Your reading comprehension is legitimately dreadful

>>219920491
your country won’t last 50 years (and that’s a good thing)

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>>219920531
yeah youre an idiot, double down with a vague comment to detract attention from yourself you seething idiot

i fancy a poo

>>219920490
everyone here is, spastic.
you're posting on the international board

>>219920535
already has bozo

>>219920535
and pakistan will still be a shithole adam

>>219920574
ok?

>>219920515
This did numbers on the roblox discord

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I'd scran her poos.

gay austrailian bastard in north queensland on the fucking bride downning TINNYS i paid for in centrelink you fucking cunt bastard shit

>>219920347
Gloating over something that another person hasn't even done as if you wouldn't be left behind too, with an attached mp4 that you're autistically obsessed with even though it makes no sense in context
People like Musk would have you executed in the street like a dog

>>219920557
are you ok?

>>219920489
try to take a few breaths before you post, this one doesn't make sense x

>americans say someone has an 'accent' when they don't sound like the people on tv, and 'no accent' when they do

well that's 6 chocolate chunk cookies down the hatch

*whiny nasally effeminate voice*
>Um, actually the notes have to change every 10 years anyway and I think you’ll find there was a public consultation about it and they supported to switching to nature themes rorke

>>219920628
Get the nude mods installed

if you guys don't stop making fun of americans i'm gonna cry

>>219920635
doesn't stop it being true big lad

"public consultation" aka the london elite cucks asked 100 other london cucks

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>>219920623
im not a monkey. clear enough you dolt?

notice 'employed woman' posted a couple of posts and now spaincuck is back

British accents are the ones where they talk like "bloo'ey 'ell! 'e's 'aving 'imself a bloo'ey good time innit love"

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>>219920613
>wahh you stole the .webm i posted

gullible faggot youre not smart

>>219920669
https://voca.ro/14w4um3fuNKG

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>>219920697

i don’t even have anything in common with adam aside from not being a rorke

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>>219920640
Please do NOT kys I don't want to go to prison

there is no iconic animal that represents britain
the cultural significance of individual elements of british wildlife is very small in comparison to the events, achievements, and historical figures over the last 1000 years
chucking local wildlife on money is just giving up on celebrating anything meaningful about the nation

Am I the only rorke that doesn't care that Churchill is going to be replaced by a Magpie or something? Just seems like a Telegraph boomerslop story to me.

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oh my gays

>>219919804
ssss

>>219920739
that's exactly what it is, meaningless shite for people like >>219920731 to suddenly get massively up in arms about as if they've always been passionate about preserving r bank notes

>>219920739
it's very minor & will be posted endlessly by news outlets as rorkebait but it is a step away from the way things have been done for a long time in a way that seems to further separate the country and its population from its history
small things like this can add up

>>219920749
I've noticed that a sizable chunk of gay men have rorkish opinions
Every gay man I've met hasn't been woke, it's weird.

>stinky
genuinely didn't know bender sex actually smelt of shit
oh my days
if they shagged in a different way perhaps homophobia would plummet
they do themselves no favours you know

Need a shag like i need air

>>219920771
>having an opinion means you're up in arms

>>219920783
I see what you're saying, but nature is deeper history in a way. Could imagine a rorkish government being in favour of it.

>>219920785
let a lot of friends of dorothy do ye

>>219920739
>>219920771
cultural marxists out in force tonight

>>219920795
You're surprised that anal sex is smelly?

shriveling up and wheezing

>>219920806
i agree that the nature of a country is intrinsically linked to its identity, but a picture of a tawny owl or something has very little resonance with what the uk 'is'

I've had bum sex with a beautiful girl when I was 17
It did not smell at all. It's unique to men.

>>219920785
I'm gay and basically Hitler. Well, Rohm

>>219920818
I live right near a city centre, you do bump into them there more often.

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>>219920853
mmhmm

'i

rorke farting
leftypol sniffing his chair when he gets up to piss

the uk “is” a multiracial banking conglomerate

>>219920697
screm

all the negative stereotypes about women are true

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anuda hymen day

churchill doesn't deserve to be on a banknote to be honest. this whole "tradition" in the first place is just an embarrassing ripoff of the american dollar which coincidentally began just as the british pound started losing its relevance

>>219920853
Bet you do

>>219920937
have a word with yourself

>>219920944
significant figures have been on money for thousands of years

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>>219920922
>>219920937
someone isnt invited to the moon landing party

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>>219920978

Should have Jade Goody, Peter Kay and Wayne Rooney on the notes

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*does this to you*

>>219920978
rather die and go be with God me

every piece of money globally should have a happy merchant on it

>>219921043
good la

schizos love their non sequitur image/webm replies

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>>219921043
>>219921049
cheers

*beastie boys voice*
just done a piss that smelled like CRISPS

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>>219921054

>>219921069
Won a bet?

>>219921054
wonder if they think they actually make sense to us

Rain going mental tonight

leftypol installing the cuck observation deck

>>219921105
stop playing with your dinner or you won't get your cake and custard

‘brass monkey’ by the beasty boys is the worst song i’ve ever heard

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Take a sniff lads.

>>219921133
how much? wasn't the bloke who was harassing you about it, well done though. Make sure not to get addicted. God doesn't want you gambling too much.

>>219921054
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772751004068629.mp4

>>219921156
>God doesn't want you gambling too much.
youre right. doesnt want me drinking either

>>219921142
Why has her jaw been photoshopped

i used to religiously read fanfiction.net when i was 11-12
was just an innocent young boy back then

>>219921171
actually untrue.

Pretty sure my gay coworker is a genuine sociopath but can never tell if I'm just crazy, definitely crazy but just crazy? Thought you guys would like hearing about this on /brit/

oh dios mio it's chileanon

Let's try to keep the schizophrenia to a minimum shall we.

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aunty soothin dat itch

rorke losing his train of thought as leftpol distracts him him with a bisexual fan dance

>>219921219
What do you think of the idea I saw on /sci/ that schizophrenia coevolved with psychopathy, schizos are bred to spot them and sound alarms to protect the little autists

>>219921262
that’s not how evolution works

mad how women expect to be taken seriously as people despite looking like pieces of art

>>219921324
lol what, they don't look like pieces of art
they look like livestock

>>219921332
maybe you just have bad taste

Rorke in the streets
Leftypol in the sheets

>>219921337
nah. when i was a teenager maybe i saw them that way, but not anymore

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>>219921345

charlie kirk and charlotte church should have got married

We at /brit/ believe in numerology because of Kek (shadilay) who hands out repeating digits in post numbers

war with iran? more like i ran away

McDonald's chocolate milkshake is peng

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remember having this exact demo disc as a kid and getting my arse kicked by headhunter

>>219921280
Couldn't it have worked that way? Don't remember the terms, selection or something. Both based on random mutations, 1 is selected for partly because of its relation to another random mutation based behavior profile (psychopathy).

>>219921404
just got hit with a hard nostalgia wave from this pic lad

dont kill women. stab them with your penis

shivering in my cold incel flat because I reckon it's too far into March to turn the heating on

>>219921422
march isnt even spring you stupid cunt. you fell for the meteorological meme

>>219921422
thank you for reminding me to turn my heating off

>>219921432
winter's over mate, move on and embrace the spring vibes

>>219921417
mad innit
just spent about half an hour trying to find the right one

>>219921422
keep my heating at 16 all year. just enough to make sure the pipes dont freeze and then put a jumper on. eonberg shan't be getting my hard earned cash

The glade people really do need to get onto making a plugin for your arse to neutralise the scent from gusts

remember the 'sikhs are bros' meme

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>homer bimpson

>>219921465
went to a sikh wedding and it was fucking retarded

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The King hibernates

>>219921477
lol

>>219921500
he's trying to impress some bird

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ripped a papilloma on my collarbone and now it's black and crusty and I'm afraid it will lead to something serious but I just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn't exist

farts smell bad

rorke being a platonic form

need a fat sweaty gf

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Can you help us find Lexi?
Lexi, aged 13, was last seen in Wollongong on Saturday, 7 March 2026.

>>219921703
screaming

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WTF???????

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>>219921767
anti-Baal propaganda

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>>219921022
*does it back*

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i got some money so i need to be smart. cant keep gambling like anon said earlier...

want to make some more money but need to know its certain

>>219921922
raped paedo

>>219921922
r

Mad how a girl will never love me haha

>>219921988
>love
grow up

Going bed soon team. Did Episode Gladiolus Final Fantasy XV DLC and watched an episode of Jujutsu Kaisen series 3, an episode of Hell's Paradise series 2 and an episode of Violet Evergarden

>>219922100
blah blah blah
faggot

The Simpsons are actually black

>>219922100
Violet Evergarden has been on my watchlist forever and I've accepted it will stay there for a while

going Mother’s Day shopping tomorrow and will treat myself to a little pastry from the bakery section of wherever i go, but never bought anything fresh before. where do i pay for it?

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>>219922149
I think it's alright. It looks amazing but story wise I don't think it's anything amazing. It's not bad but I was expecting something much better.

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>>219922222

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Off to bed lads
Nth for Yuno though.

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

*coughs loudly*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4RRojdV800

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can't wait for mousey's economic analysis of the new "uma game" scenario

Thinking of planning a gold panning trip to Australia

its friday then, isn't it.

the 'july' of weekdays, as it were.

>get bad night of a rest
>feel like a zombie all day
>become restless later in the evening
what did bodyberg and brainblatt mean by this

Why are Canadians and the Irish so fucking gay

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so this is rorke

Need to find a nigga that sells magic mushrooms
I would like to try them

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>>219922521
being completely undesirable to women will do that to a mofo

just got fucked in the ass, flipped over and fucked down the throat, then came on while my pea pod got battered about(metaphorically speaking)

>>219922549
Feel like I haven't heard mofo in ages, that one's due for a big comeback 2028.

Just feel like I haven't heard it in ages. Haven't heard it in ages.

Lads,
finally worked up the courage to chat up toilfu #1, a beautiful lady, and make it clear that I'm interested in her. It went perfectly and we hit it off. Hours later, toilfu #2, a munter, gave me her phone to put my number in, in view of all, and I put it in her phone like a retard. Following this, toifu #1 looked quite upset and the other broads at work gave me strange looks. Should I take this as reassurance that toilfu #1 is keen and ask her out next time I see her, or is it over and I should shoot myself?

minor setback for a major comeback

Could've swore I clicked /brit/

https://x.com/peppipets/status/2031881376337658013
zeid would have loved this

>>219922647
Not too keen on this men and women working together thing. Shouldn't be in school together, shouldn't work together, frankly shouldn't dine together.

Take them out to the swan park date 1, take them bowling with another couple date 2, date 3 do a couple lines, you know what I'm saying, take a couple pills, do a couple lines call the doorman Tyrone even though his name's Tyrell and wait and see how she responds if he corrects you.

not a fan of the nigger dlc for black flag it plays like shit and I don't follow the plot

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Could've swore I clicked /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAhvQoLpvsM

I will stay in bed all day today

Worried about the rise of the far right

>>219923076
ktim
do you like dreaming?

>>219923094
dunno

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First we high, then we guard. The Highest of Guardians will be loyal to Highguard till the end of the world. The Highguardian Empire shall rise again! Glory to the Highguard!

>>219923164
What is Highguard?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3-MpXJgs-U&list=OLAK5uy_mxIlWFvBYtWv-iSu6ftSA1iVuZakZqPvw&index=3

Right then... God be with you all

Lying = You're family suffers
Truth = You live in peace
And yet leftypol chooses to lie

fuck all of you, i dont need any of you, i dont need anyone

>>219923253
do you sad cunts never tire of these posts

right. leftypol and rorke into the filter list it is

>>219923380
What's there to care about except our genocide

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>>219923445

>>219923445
go to bed

what’s shorne like these days?

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Renaud Camus with Karim Ouchikh.
>Karim Ouchikh was born into a modest family of Algerian Berber origin that had settled in France in the 1960s.
Why are right-wingers like this? They can never seem to disentangle themselves from the very people they claim to dislike and, if anything, it seems to bring them closer together.

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2014

>femcel-core
Are incels still the biggest threat to the security of the western world. I don't think I've heard that term in years, but I used to hear it once a day regarding anything political. Which was everything.

>>219923561
Incels are an everyday topic of conversation in the Yookay

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GOTY 2026.

>>219923571
Yet, strangely, none of the articles cite newfound female hypergamy as the driving factor.

>>219923625
>hypergamy
back 2 rebbit

>>219923546
the descending perplex mystery

>>219923661
KOT

>>219923650
???

>>219923676
Assassin's Creed: Black Fag

>>219923676
racemixing is morally wrong and damaging to the white race when it results in mulatto offspring

>>219923690
>t. chud

because that mulatto will breed with another white and so on and so forth and then the populace ends up looking like brazil

>>219923700
your dick looks like brazil

>>219919804
the transparent stairs stage got me too anxious, I never played alice since then

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Critical mass

why are not able to grow more teeth

>>219923711
>>219923711
>>219923711

>>219923706
Squid Game.

>>219923712
>AI slop

>>219923715
are you retarded?

>>219920225
gaycunt

last for walt disney

>>219923761
actual last