Resident Evil Requiem edition
>>219923712The man is a white person of the future
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>>219923746
raped melty
sixty-nine dude!
Enya only time dubstep
>>219923775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSbYSRn3bNA
>>219923765
>>219923800just said this down the pub
i treat a bad bitch like a fat bitch
>>219923800>>219923813just said this down syd barrett's house
>>219923730
Arnold & Son. Swiss watchmaking with English roots. Only $79,900.
spending some quality time with the ol' catbergsteinowitzfeld
>>219923918thought about getting a cat but worried about toxoplasmosis
>>219923912buy an ad instead you fat retarded yank mong fuck
>>219923912look fucking shitegive me an apple watch or a garmin any day
Psychology will only cease to be a scam once it proceeds from Godly beginnings rather than rebellious ones.
>>219923970sanctimonious, pompous little incel freak
going to make a coffee then go to the asda then toil for ten hours
Walking around town earlier today and thinking of some fantastic /brit/ posts to make when I get home
>>219924040forget them all before you actually got home presumably
i definitely used to have four teaspoons but now i only have threeso my question is who has taken my fourth teaspoon and why
why is it 3 degrees, next Wednesday is 16 degrees though apparently, wahey
>>219924083>next Wednesdayill be at work then
>>219924011Very unpleasant response
took my shot with the toilfu on her last day and she reacted positively in person but then ghosted mewhiplash got me good
Sir Damon Albarn
>>219924287Birthday boy just turned 54 or something
>>219924180sorry to hear that. me? well, lets just say things are looking up.
>>219924304Lots of trads complain about modernist architecture but I honestly just think this looks great.
niggers
>>219923912this is the watch equivalent of the three wolf moon shirt
>>219924296wholesome
might move back to my hometown and marry a girl from there and raise our kids there and establish a little back to the future dynasty type thing
wonder if I could get away with sending a dick pic to her
Might move back to my hometown and fuck my mum, establish a little back to the future dynasty type thing
>>219924331you gonna get a pet sheep?
>>219924370Don't
The Trump regime is so crass and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>219924308less is more
>>219923711Lol I just started playing this earlier
>>219924398actually mad that no ones killed him yet
>>219924292he turns 58 on the 23rdhe was just on snl toohttps://youtu.be/pMKA0ahftME
>>219924444
corr good pooberg
>>219924444.
I'm such a stupid bitch
>>219924382ok fine
any severely dehydrated man in
>>219924457had a terrible headache on sunday from being dehydrated
Why do people think Bitcoin will get over $500K by 2030? Must be vested interests right
>>219924420No, just looking forward to when they move past this 'based' neocon rebrand. Would honestly prefer a Democrat American again at this point.
>>219924457get some water suppositories up your shitter pronto mate
I got rejected for a job
>>219924468Is that a thing?Can I get like a low release hydrating butt plug of some sort?Maybe a concealed camel-pack situation could work. I'd be like some sort of futuristic bionic man
wanking to some gay porn
>>219924485Something off with this Peter, can't put my finger on it.
>>219924457somewhat
>>219924485Oh, what a coincidence. I just got rejected for the first Eikaiwa I applied for. Got any tips? >>219924485Feeling a bit down atm
what's the best liquor to have with coke
>>219923711
might buy a gu to have for pudding tomorrow
what happened to that rain you said there was an 82% chance of weathermanberg?
>>219924505this always cracks me up
cheltenham is a load of balls 4 days of dicking about before the gold cup give me the grand national any day
>>219924516he was right
can't believe there are people who believe in eternal life after death. like even if it's heaven, i don't want to be fucking CONSCIOUS for ETERNITY, are you joking?
>>219924505>>219924518It sounds counter-intuitive, but hot drinks in the summer are nice. Love having a cup of tea on a summer weekend in my garden.
>>219924503just get the cheapest whiskey they sell and drink it straight from the bottle at room temperatureanything more than that is cope from people trying to deny their alcoholism
>>219924503down the liquor and just drink the coke on its own as a little treat
>>219924530Heaven is a return to our perfect state when all pain and impatience and decay are purged. Sin isn't merely transgression, it is a cosmic condition that will be healed.
>>219924530what if you could take breaksbe unconcious for a few eons, wake up for another few decades or however long you likenot a fan of the finality of death me
>>219923711very good edish
i don't plan on dyingit doesn't feel like the sort of thing i'd do
>>219924530you ever consider the stories in the bible might be parables and arent meant to be taken literally?
>>219924497sorry mate got no idea about eikaiwas, just keep trying its either you keep getting rejected and lose nothing or you get in and have gay sex with japanese men
anyone watched the new Louis Thorough
>>219924559the entire christian myth relies of jesus dying for our sins then getting resurrected
Yeah well fuck everything then ram the coke up your arse until you cum and go down the street and get a load of heroin into your veins Rum btw nice rum and coke is the nuts
>>219924567that the manosphere one? that's a skip for mealready think those guys are wankers, don't need to be convinced
>>219924566>sorry mate got no idea about eikaiwasHow did you get in? ALT company?
>>219924508for me it's the zillionaire cheesecake one
might go down the cafe run by milfs for a nice fryup
Bum btw nice bum and poke is the nuts
>>219924586thinking something citrussy and i'll get some raspberries to have with it
>>219924595will there be anyone joining you
>>219924581just flew in on a plane i think, having a cheeky holiday for a month or so while the yen is rather low
have to drink loads of water but not allowed to piss
so awkward I want to die I walked out of my bedroom and my mum walked out of the shower at the same time
>>219924580no no no no you don't understand, all boys with a computer will turn into a murderer because they have a computer. Did you not watch Adolescence? You should be forced to watch Adolescence
You ever notice certain prole runts at work are constantly ill?
>>219924572still waiting for your point
>>219924557>>219923711very good indeed
>>219924609I try to manufacture this scenario with my mother in law all the time but I never time it right to seem natural and accidental. I want to fuck her so so bad
>>219924600no, I get the affection from the milfs instead. You get a gentle hand on the shoulder when they put the plate on the table and they call you sweetheart
>>219924626Cringe
need to do my taxesand pay my $1400 medical billand pay off my $30k in student loansblimey it's going to be a busy friday
>>219924618some cunt at work had a big whinge to rostering until they gave her a bunch of my shifts, then she goes ahead and calls in sick the night before every other fucking week and I get asked last minute to fill in for my own fucking shift
>>219924631And then everyone in the cafe stands up and claps, I know I know
>>219924639You also have to pay a company to submit your taxes too lmao dumb country
>>219924639does it really still take longer than 10 minutes to do your taxes in America? they haven't fixed that yet?
>>219924606Oh ok. Do be sure to go check out Yokosuka if you haven't already. Have a nice trip and enjoy your gay sex.
Contemplating getting a 'zza for tea tonight
>>219924642why is that so impossible for you to believe
>>219924666
Sick to bastard death of having to wipe after pooing. I'm using almost half a roll of toilet paper for wipe after wipe after wipe without getting any cleaner. I must be doing some grimy poos because it takes forever to actual clean my ass.
>>219924672
>>219924662>I passed the test>heart reactlol
>>219924672alri cathy
>>219924672this is meevery shit is a waste of at least half an hour of my timeused to live a good shit but the grind is getting to me
>>219924676>>219924687Fuck off cunt.
>>219924691
>>219924651
>Watchdog puts UK fuel retailers ‘on notice’ over profiteering from Iran warDoesn’t really do anything to help me though does it. I’m going to fill up before work
>>219924672>>219924689take a shit, then hop in the shower with only pants off, take the nozzle and blast away down there. Takes 5 minutes and cleans everything if you have a high pressure showerhead.
operation epic fail
Being a massive virgin is now a defence to child rape in case one of you losers finds yourself in court
Ngl need me a gelatinous British woman in my life. When? Yesterday.
>>219924803Happened in Germany 2 years ago. Why post it here?
it`sGold Cup day !!
>>219924750theyll do nothing. civil servants dont care for policing things. especially if its something that really needs to end up in court. even if they try to do things right theyre just branded jobsworths so they put in the bare minimum
>>219924750>I’m going to fill up before worksuit you sir!
>>219924750Also the profiteering is being done by the government who take 95% of the sale price to give to their voters as handouts.In a time of scarcity you want retailers to put prices up to incentivise drivers to only purchase if absolutely necessary. If the retailer is forced to keep the same price you reward those who don’t value their time and are willing to queue up (the old and the unemployed) and the retailer has little incentive to get more supplies in when they run out
>see there's a new SciShow vid up>it's a Hank episode
>>219924803>child rapist>model refugeelmao
right I'm off to suck a coffee and watch me YouTubes
saying rude things to the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil and making her giggle
Literally happening at every uni in the country
should probably go to work
>>219924844gave up on it when Hank took a step back and they redid the studio and everything a while backnow I just watch him have meltdowns over trump and ai on his blog channel
I woke up today with this feeling that better things are coming my way
gm /brit/ today I will get drunk
>>219924901still dreaming mate
>>219924901i woke up this morning and grabbed myself a gun
>>219924901not me but everything sure is okay
>>219924650i have 2 jobs and like 7 interest statements, dividends, etc. it's a headache>>219924647yeah like $50 or something due to my income. very annoying
where's the cue ball going????
>>219924930big pink is on
>>219924672get a bidet. it's like powerwashing your asshole. you come out very clean and barely have to wipe
Imagine Emma Watson utterly fumigating a room with a single fart. Like everyone having to clear out because everyone is choking and gagging at the smell.
I rented a library book but now that I can get around to reading it I have to go and clean my room again because at some point I lost it
left the gym early today because it smelt of bum sweat
>>219924941would never happen. tiny portions of girl dinner prevents it
Mental how the Bible is true and God is real
>>219924944thats just the normal gym smell
who said incels can't have a morning coffee
why hasnt anyone made a indie game for steam exactly like bonestorm
>>219924944this but swap "gym" for "my bedroom"
I have to use the toilet.
business idea: caffeinated water (you would all freak out if it was a sugary energy drink) that you drink with meals to help you burn more calories idle/chewing/overheating so that food puts on less weight on to you 2. The "Energy Breakthrough": KEAP1A recent and groundbreaking discovery (published around 2025) identified a "genetic stop sign" that horses actually ignore to produce nearly endless energy.Horses have a unique mutation in the KEAP1 gene. In other animals, a "stop codon" would normally halt the production of certain proteins. Horses have evolved to "read through" this stop sign (a process called opal recoding). This allows them to:Supercharge Mitochondria: Their muscle cells produce massive amounts of ATP (energy).Neutralize Damage: It increases the activity of NRF2, a protein that protects cells from the toxic "exhaust" (oxidative stress) created by intense exercise. This is essentially why they can run at high speeds for miles without their muscles "burning" or failing like ours would.3. The "Gait Gene": DMRT3While MSTN handles power and KEAP1 handles energy, the DMRT3 gene is what allows some horses to keep moving at high speeds without "breaking" their stride.Known as the "Gait Gene," a mutation here allows horses to perform "ambling gaits" or stay in a fast trot/pace without accidentally switching to a gallop.This mutation effectively "re-wires" the spinal cord to allow for more synchronized, efficient leg movements, which conserves energy and prevents the physical "clumsiness" that leads to fatigue.
posting from my bumsweat room
just realised lee carvallo isn't a real golfer
>>219924622grace would never be that lewd
>>219924977grow up
the fit woman on Dr. Josefs YouTube video were she talks about her (hot) experience with insane asylums and drugs which made her sexually numb has been taken down (I, hypocrite)
shopping for a gaming mechanical keyboard
>>219924951Not in my gym
Those fuckers should be more grateful
>Starmer’s answer to Iran energy shock: Go green fasterSmart
>>219924999OOUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYAHOOOOOOOOOO EAA OHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOUUOOOOOOOOOH E OYAOYAOYAOYAOYAOYA EEEEEEEEEEE
>>219925000t. guy who pays 200 quid a month for an exclusive gym for princes and hedge fund managers
>>219925012scream
ed mate don’t you know we don’t care about Churchill anymore?
>>219924999fell for that gimmick but the clickity clack was so annoying i couldn't use it
big news in literally the evil industry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=figc0wOt_Uohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=figc0wOt_Uo>>219925021he probably doesnt even get what im talking about (yank)
dude braydon has an awesome sauce epic mechanical keyboard, just opened my chase account and bought one myself. epic my dudes!
>>219925011makes sense to me
>>219925022The Lib Dems SERIOUSLY lack identity
>>219925026>>219924999mechanical keyboard technology has cum so far but it's so expensive now
>>219925016£120
>>219924999what year is it
i accidentally got born with a small penis
>>219925042and it still smells of bum sweat. 200 quid a month to get an infection off the machines. plus tip. thank you come again
>cum
>>219925048you should reroll
ok chatgpt what psyche meds have the safest and most temporary overdose (criterium include: coma, comatose, stupor, reversible)
>>219925030LOL
>>219925033How about go nuclear faster?
day 14 of the 1 day limited special military operation to liberate and being democracy to iran
if I paid for the gym and got a fucking infection I would literally sue them so that when they tell me to go fuck off I can take my T bloated tard strength and trip out on the receptionist
>>219925076I can't complain.
>>219924944Gyms are grim runt places
whats the best strategy>tire yourself out to earn as much money as possible now so you have a load of money to throw at problems as society gets worse and collapses in the not so distant future>work an easy job for little money so you still have the energy and health to fight for the last loaf of bread after the collapse
>>219925030have you seen grem and creg's bro?so sick!
need to stay alive to find out what the wd gaster thing was all about
>>219925082so I could do that and then if they try to get me in trouble it looks like I tried to fix it id sue them though. and I would get away with it, I go to the gum to get a nice body and be noticed by people sexually, take care of my body and look good, and the infection ruins most of that (its basically stealing my money or failing to provide the service)
>>219925039wooting @ the actual virgins willing to buy this shite
>>2199250761 hour and 22 minutes - America disables the entire Iranian military.
>>219925082no you wouldnt karenshut the fuck up
>>219925091Never have a job and also never claim benefits
he said hes "wooting"
>>219925100
>>219925091money won’t mean anything if there were to be a societal collapse
1 hour and 22 minutes - /brit/ disables the entire /cum/ military.
>>219925109cant say "I would sue them" because some internet lawyer woud be like "proof? proof?" and just fuck off when they get btfo, and I get nothingcant say that I would go in and shoot up the gym
>>219925116thats why i said slow steady failure
>Thousands more dentists to be hired from abroad to work for NHSSiiiiiiiickkkk love that!
new video recs just dropped
mad how everyone has willies and fannies
>>219925127UK has a labor shortage since all Englishmen are in high paying jobs
niggers be putting bright flashing multicoloured lights on keyboards nd charging 200 dollars for the privilege way to advertise youre an autistic virgin lmao
pissing my bf's poo out me cock
>>219925138good grief what shite do you watch?
>>219925138Get sam shamoun on
>>219925124shut up retardstop posting about your gay cringe power fantasies
>>219925091grow up, get off 4chan, get a job, go to the gym, have sex, settle down with a retired slag, have kids, get divorced and kill yourself
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>219925152t. guy who was wearing short shorts on the bike machine at bannatynes health club
>>219925145Dentist is an attractive profession. There’s like a 8:1 ratio of applicants to places. The places are limited by government funding.
I think Larson went to federal prison or something >>219925162low T dyel keep crying
>>219925138my recs get spammed by one guy who uploads 70000 videos a day
>>219925148I autistic enough to disable all the LEDs on all my devices and put black tape over it if it can't be disabled. fuck your status lights, I'll know it's on if it's fucking on, I only need a status light if something is wrong
>>219925110>>219925163thanks for restating the problem now can i get an actual answer spastics
>>219925163*lust for life starts playing*
>>219925178>watching DSP via his actual channelDoes anyone really??
>>219925178wow at elast his podcast gets some views (double the views of his normal ones). :)
>>219923734>tracking behavioural patterns through statistics is not scienceWhat a faggot, it's not a hard science but it definitely could be useful
>>219925185uh yeah just like you know do it, or not haha, think that’s maybe the strategy that you should potentially look at (and if not that’s okay to aha)
>>219925185If you want advice there is a board for that motherfucker
>>219925182or you could just buy a non incel keyboard not a traffic light lol
>>219925194>>219925203dsp is one of the most entertaining people on youtube. ill watch the casino but prefer the raw videos first
homosexual, lesbian, gay person; rare invert, homophile, Uranian; informal friend of Dorothy; offensive queer, homo, pansy, nancy, bumboy, nelly; British offensive poof, poofter, ponce, jessie, woofter, shirtlifter, bender; North American offensive fruit, fag, cupcake, swish; Australian offensive wonk; South African offensive moffie; West Indian offensive batty boy, batty man. ANTONYMS heterosexual, straight
gymcels are so cringe lmaolifting heavy things isnt a substitute for a personality
the raped
posting on imageboards is a strong substitute for a personality tbf
>>219925236Bro is desperate for replies
>>219925232your grindr bio?
>>219925185Youre a retard your question is the stupidest fucking thing ive read all morning. If society collapses youll still be a retard no matter how much retard money you make with your retard job now. Its over for you. Kill yourself. Or even better eat yourself
>>219925236it is for me
Really can't stand "artists" and "creative" typesUseless pretentious wankers
>>219925232leftypol announcing his titles at a charity dinner
Gold Cup fever has hit /brit/
for reasons that will become clear later, I've got my bum out
>>219925263yet you listen to music and watch content on screens. interesting
love muslim girls
>>219925263*preforms an interpretive dance to this post*
>>219925260greatly enjoyed this post
>>219925242the fall off is insane, doesn't seem like the same person in his older vidsat all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vrumESJlZQe pi + 1 = 0 !! >.< like pi, i = i = -1 or rather the exact same! more like, e 2pi, i -1 = 0
>>219925263*does ballet to this post*
Holy shit we getting a black hawk down sequel. Based beyond belief
>>219925285I don't really care about music and 90% of film/tv is garbage
the grand old duke of rorke
the 4am playlist
I use fake gps location and this manc slag liked my profile where next us written:"I just want a female who would like to have sex with me."Later incels
>>219923711latter half of this game fucking stunk
not watching that video now I got distracted going to watch majong (bitches love majong)
>>219925297he's doing great
>>219925322Anon you are so correctCan you listlessly rattle off the non-garbage film/tv for us
>>219925334thats a bloke
>>219925346anisa's pussy cannot be this good bro
>>219925334cor she looks nice
>id like to have kids>im here for: short-term relationship, one-night stand holy shit
>>219925334wtf that's my ex
sucking a woman's fanny
lurking /tv/ and i have no clue what 95% of the threads are about
youre gay if you wouldnt have shagged that maxmoefoe fella about 10 years ago
>hey anon what kind of music do you listen to>idk some 80s stuff, some modern stuff, I'm not really a music guy I mostly listen to podcasts or audiobooks in the car>oh...and that's the exact moment people realise I'm an autistic subhuman unworthy of love and affection with a tiny shrivelled non-functional cock whenever I meet someone new
what 1 pussy does to a mfthis would unironically be me with that girl lmao so its fine
bro is paying 120 a month to lift heavy things in a room filled with sweaty chuds drinking max hydr8 super juice out of plastic sippy cups and listening to dmx then posting about it on his tiktok oh my days lmao
I'm intellect so can not enjoy 90% film/tv
>>219925311Iraq is not populated by zombie-tier feral niggers
didnt realize gorillaz is british. always thought they were yanks
>>219925384i just tell them when i grew up i put away childish things
>>219925376Considering the fact that he's male, it would be gay to want to have sex with him. Very odd post.
>>219925384i’m a diagnosed autist and i greatly enjoy music, in almost all of it’s forms, even produce music as a hobby not sure what’s wrong with you though
crazy when you push out a fart and try to go all the way after the first pump and a second fart comes but is like a fart inside your arse if you know what I mean?
>>219925384>hey anon what kind of music do you listen topeople always seem surprised when they learn my music tastes
>I'm intellect
>>219925419so you exclusively listen to bad hip-hop?
>>219925340it's so so girl gamers could goon over leon >>219923711where the FUCK is mercenaries mode?
>>219925400the correct playyou just flip the switch and fully gaslight the shit out of them
step dad has blocked my car in OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!
rorke putting "completed full Cheat Engine tutorial in CheatEngine.exe" on his CV
>>219925434>dmx>nas>wutang>badlet me guess, your favourite is mf doom
>>219925416I'm a diagnosed subhuman with a tiny shrivelled non-functional cock
Bet she doesn’t flush.
>>219925434I don't care about music I am too busy watching 10% film/tv
>>219925384shit question oh yeah i listen to Medieval musicRenaissance musicBaroqueClassicalRomanticImpressionismRagtimeBluesJazzDixieland / New Orleans JazzCountry / Old-time musicSwingGospelBebopRhythm and Blues (R&B)Rock and RollDoo-wopSoulSurf RockFolk Revival / Singer-songwriterBritish Invasion / Pop RockPsychedelic RockProgressive RockFunkHard RockDiscoReggaePunk RockHeavy MetalNew WaveSynth-pop / ElectropopHip Hop / RapPost-punkAlternative RockThrash MetalHouseTechnoGrungeDrum and Bass / JungleTrip HopBritpopNu MetalPost-rockCrunkTrapDubstepEDMHyperpopPhonkAfrobeatsLatin Trap / ReggaetonK-popLo-fi Hip HopVaporwaveBedroom Popare you happy now bitch?
>>219925451lol
>>219925419do you go to the gym?
just went number 1 in the sinkberg
just be yourself :)
lil timmy jabbing himself with dodgy darknet roids and restricting his diet to rice and chicken, bacne looking all brazy, just for katy to cheat with skinny small boat cronem because hes funny
>>219925442no one knows what this is you retarded incel
>>219925413square
>>219925479OK I will do that 50% (im trying to find a girlfriend)
>>21992545090’s era memphis rap (dj paul, lil sko, three 6, shawty pimp, gangsta boo, la chat, etc) has been more my jam
Fun fact: Americans almost never use the word "bum" to refer to someone's arse but we do say "bumfuck nowhere" to describe a rural area.
i've had sex only 6 times in my whole life and only 2 of those times i managed to cum. and women think they have a monopoly on fake orgasms
they should make nursing homes for incels since we dont have any loved ones
Mother’s Day is such bullshit why am I spending £20 on chocolate that she’s just going to share with my siblings anyway fucking bullshit
>>219925486kek you people fucked up (your) real life and now sit on this website seething (and you will fuck the internet up next, you golem). kys
>>219925504that a rapecipe for rapesaster
dentist appointment at 2:30
im away for an incel walk before 9 oclock toil
>>219925507get her something she can't share
Sir Fat Ange
does anyone know with the self checkout in Tesco if you can pay by cash and card??If it’s £40 total can I pay £20 with cash and then £20 with card???
coffee and a vape made me feel good for about 20 minutes
>>219925518More like dentist disappointment
>>219925507just get her a present and shut it you tight git
>>219925514what a strange post to makevery bizarre reaction hope you get well soon
>>219925540I literally have £70 in my bank account I don’t have a job and I don’t claim benefits
what kind of cunt has a his shit so together he's going for a morning walk before work but is still posting on /brit/
going to start cheating on Pokemon Go one daybut not on my main account!
>>219925530do it again
>>219925529how’d you reckon that would work
new >>219925560
>>219925554just get her a card then
>>219925559I don’t know that’s why am asking
>>219925529they used to let you do that, so they might still
came to work with toothpaste on my jumper. fuck my incel chud life
>>2199255463 minutes ago/1 reply ago: "retard", "incel", gaslighting and ganging up on someone (you are an interloper) now: omg why are you so mean and rude I cant believe you said: "you fucked up real life and now sit on this website, mad. kys" I cant beleive youre evil im the good person in this for sure I have the high ground over youfailed normie the
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