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>>219921684
Going to send money to my oneitis
>>219921684this is our universeflat
>>219921719Notice how Iceland isn't on the european map?That's because we're North American
Do you guys want to see what I got in the mail today?
>>219921730So is Greenland
im in bed extra early today, doesnt mean im going to sleep or that im not at my computer
Was feeling back to normal for a few weeks and then I had another panic attack 2 days ago now I'm back to feeling out of my mind still apprehensive about seeing a doctor though
>>219921730isn't iceland technically in the middle of the north american and european tectonic plates thoughever
wasted the entire day award
seething cumskin edition
>>219921742True>>219921759Yeah, but i live on the American part
Sorry but I'm not using a new made by a butthurt kraut
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egg
Flossing in 14 minutes
>>219921815
wasted my entire life award
>>219921819Dogshit post
>job interview at 11 am tomorrow
>>219921835>What is your greatest weakness?
>>219921827Lol
>>219921847Usually I go with "I can get very focused on certain tasks which can lead me to neglect other things"
my inner tight is cooked from leg day 2 days ago and i have leg day again tomorrow
I want to so bad. Need therapy
>>219921835"not be moving forward with" OR "won't be moving forward with" OR "not to move forward" OR "not progress your application further" OR "moving forward with other candidates" OR "not move forward at this time" OR "wish you success in your job search" OR "move forward with other candidates" OR "your application was not selected" OR "we wish you the very best in your job" OR "role wasn’t the right fit for you" OR "you have not been selected for this position" OR "decided to move forward" OR "you were not selected to move forward" OR "you were not selected to move forward" OR "you are not being considered" OR "considering other applicants" OR "you will not advance to the next stage" OR "continue our search for a candidate" OR "decided to pursue other candidates" OR "you have not been selected" OR "considering other candidates" OR "you haven’t met the requirements for this position" OR "we will not be further considering you" OR "not be moving you to the next step" OR "We regret to inform you that" OR "After careful consideration, we are" OR "receive job alerts for any future roles" OR "we are not able to move forward" OR "do not meet the minimum qualifications"
>>219921881stopdontthat is completely retarded
>>219921881Is this in actual dollars or whatever your currency is
>>219921881This is a psyop to make me hate women and it's working
this general is on its last legs, there might not be a cum for much longer
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>>219921948This website is declining in activity pretty rapidlyIt's less than half of what it was 5 years agoI rarely come here anymore now, site culture is stagnant and there's nothing really new to see here anymore
>>219921948it's been extra active all week wtf
>>219921948The thread is split lil nig
cap
coffee candy is so good
gay nigga
up in here up in here
just ate eight eggs time to go to sleep
Dogbergs farts smell like sourcream chips
Evening niggas
>>219922911Have an eggcelent sleep
>>219922947Good day sir
>>219922911Let me sleep under your covers so I can smell that muffler exhaust all night!
>>219922949What did I do to you, asshole?
https://youtu.be/Q4VkYR4Zj5w?si=wKmEPE9_lELtLTf7
>I shid muh pont
I don't really see the big deal about Linkedin. I created a profile a few years ago and keep it updated, but never gotten any messages from recruiters.
poopen farten
>>219922921Mine hasn't farted tonight yet even though I gave her broccoli
Heard a crazy siren outside. It made a scary noise
>>219922911Sounds like eggcess
>>219922977Let's hope you get obliterated for being an anime avatar cretin
Nahhh nahhh nahhhhNahhh nahh nahhhhNIGGERMAN!
I don't really believe in God, but if there is one, she hates me
>>219921819Remember when doing a neat dance was enough to become a genuine celebrity? Good times.
>>219922991AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SCARY!
>>219922991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rQ8AVwXMzg
>>219922990I'm nice. :(
Everything in the world sucks now
>>219923018What about lifted trucks and guns?
My period is coming up
>>219923018Alcohol and gambling still exist.
>>219923013Sorry I downgrade my obliterate to a ball battering
>>219923018Sunshine and lollipops doe
>>219923018Like your mom?
>>219923022No it's not tranny
>>219923022So what?
>Everything in the world sucks nowWould like some fries with that?
>>219923036He meant this .
How come things that suck are bad, but things that blow are also bad? Crazy when you think about it
>>219923041But blow is good and so is getting sucked
Christ is Lord, return to Christ for eternal salvation. You may even meet a qt at church to marry.
>>219923051I'm sorry, it's just too illogical. The stories of Jesus violate the laws of physics and biology.
>>219923036No I’m legit
>>219923040AMAB's can't get periods. What's she gonna do, spike her E to simulate a period? That's an entirely self-perpetuated problem. Fuck her attention-horing tranny ass.
>>219923063I’m not a tranny
Dog farts are the worst smell I've ever smelled
brutal
>>219923048What if someone blows at sucking? Chew on that for a minute.
>your god was killed by jewsNot something I'd be advertising, brohiem
>>219923051>Christ is Lord, No he isn't>return to Christ for eternal salvation. That won't happen>You may even meet a qt at church to marry.Most chicks at church are either fatties or old, this is propaganda
>>219923039Do you have onion rings?
>>219923063No, he meant the literal punctuation mark.
My dog is chasing his own tail like a mong
>>219923041"It sucks" is 1970s-80s vulgar slang for fellatio. It is just a vulgar slang. "It blows" is a vulgar slang referring to 1980s and 90s slang for vomiting "blowing chunks" Just different generational slang which have persisted to present day. Both with vulgar origins. I think "sucks" is the more prevalent form.
It's hot as balls outside
>>219923077Someone other me touching my penis? How bad can it be. Teeth? Meh
My life is pretty good rn actually. My job is stable, my sister is graduating with a 3.9 GPA in May, my mom is losing weight, and my car has very good gas milage so the higher prices aren't hurting me that much. I think I'm doing just fine.
>>219923100I'm going through a mental health crisis
Its very disengenous to me how people pretend to give a shit about soldiers and veterans for any reason other than the fact that they serve as a human meat shield from being thrown into war themselves, and the way people pretend not to know that the only reason people sign up for the military is for the benefits or because they think it will make them a badass warrior because they saw an ad. Nobody gives a shit about serving the country its a joke
>Temple Messiah is coming any minute now >Trust the plan Prophetic religions are so cringe
>>219923108Sucks to suck dude. Couldn't be me, that's for sure.
>>219923093If it's just a handjob you need to guide the chick, otherwise she won't do what you like and it's just an awkward experience
o algo
>>219923117O fricken algo
>>219923109My girlfriend's husband is a soldier, he's risking his life in Kuwait as we speak. Show some respect dickhead.
>>219923100Happy to hear anon. Wagmi>>219923108What's going on for you? I just took my last antipsychotic pill and now im fucked lol. Those 30 day supplies are seriously messed up.
>>219923112It happened with Christ, and Jews rejected him. Now the temple is the body of Christ. We dont need to give burnt offerings at a specific location anymore, we just need to have faith in Christ
>>219923109you care about serving the country briefly when you're 17, that's why recruiters go to high school job fairs.
>>219923108Par for the course with the rest of the world ain't it?
>>219923127>what's going on for you?I'm just a broken human being
>>219923116Its a floppy piece of meat, does she have downs?
>>219923132I remember when they came to my school, they played into how being in the military makes you an epic warrior with pride and honor
>>219923142You have never had a handjob.
Crazy how we take for granted that we just keep on living from eating food and drinking water man
>>219922948>>219922944Purple spiked hair freaks seething about the Hoosier state
>>219923156Yeah, it is granted. Food grants us calories and vitamins.
>>219923154Why does no one ever listen to me
>>219923162Crazy stuff man I don't even have to do anything consciously for the digestive process to work, I just wake up the next morning still drawing breath. Nuts.
>>219923173Yeah, but it is important that you drink water every day and eat food a majority of days. That and exercise+sunlight are necessary for a baseline of health.
I can’t stop farting
Just ate 2000 kcals of potato chips award
>>219923188Been thereI once at 4000 calories of McDonald's
I big fan of macaroni and cheese
>>219923180Damn, never thought about it that way. I'm getting a schooling right now I never thought possible
Saw this caterpillar today
phwoarsome good birbingtonshires in the last breadberg-upon-avon
>>219923170Virgin men lack legitimacy unless you are a religious figure
>>219923207woahjust realizedis diffrence between moths and butterfliesthat butterflies larvae are caterpillarsand moth larvae or maggotspropa intrestin questionberg dissmay hafta search on google oldschool stylepropa good diss
I never hear anyone discuss how "I ain't as good as I once was" by toby keith factors into the war in Iran
>>219923219NoThis is the larvae of the Luna moth
>>219923214Fair but you look silly too because you didn't use context
Will you guys please stop copying my posts?
turns outmoth larvae are not maggotsthey are just caterpillars that look a lot like maggotsmaggots have no legs or head while moth larvae dopropa intrestin hafta be essenualated
phwoarspecificallyits house / pantry moths that have larvae that look like maggots im finkingnever seen none of dat exotic shiddnever seen none of deez luna n****s
Ignoring all the sandy hook stuff, Alex Jones wasn’t half as bad as what we have now.
broken worlds
There are caterpillars in South America that can kill you
omg I just remembered I have a daughter!
Corrrr marmite breadingshires for me de lads. Phoaarrrrrr get in there,....this is lush. Wish I had some cheddar to go wiff dem
>>219923240Mith larvae arent maggots theyre grubs
Please go back to /brit/.
>>219923276Marmite is actually really good on toast with some butter It only has a reputation for being gross because people try eating it with a spoon when that's not what its used for
Gyaldem
>>219923300What a WHOOOOOOOORE
>>219923300too big
>>219923300Genuinely hate it when women know they're attractive and flaunt it like that. Ironically makes them extremely less attractive.
>>219923308No they aren't wtf
>>219923311Yeah it's way hotter when it's just some cleavage or fully covered but poking through the shirt
Look at how Brits spell " Dispatched ". Strange people.
>>219923312too bouncy
nick fuentes on the tele
>>219923319Despacito
If the woman doesn't have a pussy more masculine than my dick is, I ain't interested
Which Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared is your favorite?
>too big
>>219923335Idk what that is
>>219923319based retard blowing his life savings on tardhammer minis
>>219923330Hey pardner, isn't it time for you to hit the hay? You're gonna be tired as an old raccoon in when we hit the trails!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dnM153YOr0
Is that really spelled correctly in british english?
chinese history, now thats kino
>>219923335The time one is really good
dad's google history
Being mentally tortured
>>219923348Now that's talking sense, I'm gonna snooze off enough for two people in a jiffy I am, so donät you worry bout nothing
i wish i was chinese or korean or japanese, their culture and customs are so cool and exotic
>>219923352Yes I checked myself
I need to be medicated I can't take the torture anymore
Any good browser games?
I may, you may, we all may, for anime
>>219923383I thought they all disappeared since Flash isn't supported anymore
>>219923372What are we going to do about this
>>219923372what a bunch of bellends.
>>219923392Well we can't have them here in our social club no more. That much I do know.
>>219923387No, a workaround was developed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8j-zA5tc0k&list=OLAK5uy_mxIlWFvBYtWv-iSu6ftSA1iVuZakZqPvw&index=1
>>219923378Good on you>>219923383Stick Rpg 2.5 d or something was good.>>219923385Nagatoro in glasses is cute
>>219923129>trust the plan goyLol
>>219923365Now yer talkin'. I'll ask Jim Bob if he picked up any more sweet pickle relish for that tuna salad you like. You need to get some meat on your bones
>>219923112Second Temple is gone. Jews either missed their Messiah or they were wrong all along.
I'm a gangsta
>>219923482Hashem destroyed the 2nd temple cause it was corrupt which is why the messiah is the one that builds the new one and jews arent practicing in the same way anymore.
>>219923482It's all copium
Anyone want to be eaten
>>219923508Nah the prophecy was fulfilled through Jesus the Christ. Many Jews rejected him, many embraced him and became the first Christians. Jews today continue to live in error but the door is always open to them like it is to others.
>>219923518>jews are wrong because i'm christian and jews are not ChristianTsuyoi...
Let us therefore act, in all our plans and conduct, just as we are accustomed to act whenever we approach a huckster who has certain wares for sale; let us see how much we must pay for that which we crave. Very often the things that are worth nothing cost us the most heavily; I can show you many objects the quest and acquisition of which have wrested freedom from our hands. We should belong to ourselves, if only these things did not belong to us.
>>219923508That's a cute picture. Is it in your likeness? Do you look like that?
The brave men of Gondor fought valiantly and defeated the brood of the Spider Queen.
>>219923335Episode 1
don't think I've ever been to Taco Bell desu.
Now that 4chan is high key dying where will you go to next
>>219923543No, unfortunately. Juuzo is really cool and I like Tokyo ghoul a lot is all. I put myself through an anime filter and this is what it made which is kinda funny
>>219923604I'm going down with the ship
>>219923604I dunno. Where do the hip kids hang out?
>>219923611And I won't put my hands up and surrender
>>2199235355.36 is such an unaesthetic price too>>219923563Cool match. I really like the dark forest terrain piece.
>>219923581They put msg paste into tortillas basically. Or on corn chips. It's not entirely beans, ground beef, or even aquafaba. It's just brown and tastes like msg.
>>219923606are you a girl or a troon
>>219923604can't believe your fellow thirdies got filtered by a shape finding game, pretty funny though.
>>219923644Troon, duh
>>219923632>Cool match. I really like the dark forest terrain piece.Thanks! Not my game but another group of guys from the same league I am in.
>>219923611Same4chan won't die as long as I'm around
>>219923606I haven't watched much anime. I like FLCL, Akira, Lain, GitS, Ergo Proxy and Animatrix thoughbeit. And I've read BLAME! Cute picture
>hard lump in my penis shaftHas that always been there and I just haven't noticed?....
>>219923674I figure there are a decent amount of people like us. It'll be slow. But I mostly use other niche interest boards so I am used to it. The freedom and lack of sensitive and power tripping faggots here is something that's hard to find elsewhere.
>>219923604Mexico
well we are going nigga mode tonight
>>219923672Do you generally fight good guys vs bad guts or is it open and just whatever army your buddies got?>>219923692Those are all good ones. blame is one of the best mangas of all time.Your picture is cute too.>>219923694Your body just starts accumulating quirks as time goes by. Might be worth mentioning to the doctor in case it's not benign but you'll probly be okay left alone.
>>219921684i've been there
>>219923719My doctor is a hot milf and I'm afraid she'll think I'm finding an excuse for her to touch my penis
>>219923735holy fucking ZOOMER
>>219923748How does that make me a zoomer
>>219923719I'm feeling a little parched, what do you suggest I use to wet my whistle?
>>219923719>Do you generally fight good guys vs bad guts or is it open and just whatever army your buddies got?It's open to whatever you want to play but Evil factions get a small tactical bonus in that they can shoot into combat with a risk of hitting their own soldiers, but Good factions cannot.
>>219923735I think you shouldn't be afraid. Just offer to ask her if there's a male doctor available to ease the tension for you. She's a doctor after all so it's fine
>>219923753you don't know how doctor's offices work.
>>219923774How do they work then>>219923771My next appointment isn't for a year anyway
>>219923767Do you like water? If not, maybe some warm milk.>>219923768Oh that's pretty cool. Sorta like the scavenger in warhammer. That's really cool. I figure the evil armies probably need a popularity boost to match the good guys.
>>219923735Imagine risking a treatable cancer spreading and killing you in your youth because you were too afraid to show a doctor your penis
>>219923787It's probably just a penis muscle that I haven't fixated on before
>>219923784>I figure the evil armies probably need a popularity boost to match the good guysBelieve it or not the two most popular factions by tournament appearances are Isengard and Moria with the Balrog and Goblins
>>219923787A metaphor for modern society.
>>219923784>Do you like water?Yeah but fish fuck in it so I don't like thinking about that. Should I grate nutmeg in the warm milk? I haven't had warm milk since I was a kid. I think I used to add honey to it
I’m fucked up rightnow
>>219923823Sad
They have absolutely pillaged and ruined this country
I wish my bed wasn't in front of my dad's toilet its a bit distracting >>219923804I believe it, that balrog looks awesome!>>219923815Nutmeg is great in the hot milk yeah.
>>219923824It’s cool I’m chill now
I be listenan to oloft puuk for the anniversary :D
>>219923828Know pain>>219923856Bopper alert
I actually hate shitting. It’s so gross I don’t want this yucky gunk coming out of my body anymore it’s disgusting. It fuckn stinks I hate it,
What's your favorite 80s movie
>>219923837>Nutmeg is great in the hot milk yeah.If I made two cups of it would you drink some too?
>>219923867It can be any movie released in the 80s? I’ll go with The Shining.
>>219923867A Nightmare On Elm Street
>>219923867The dark crystal
In what world is this ad SFW?
>>219923865I'm so sorry that you have to have a body. One that'll hurt youAnd be the subject of so much of your fearIt will betray youBe used against youThen it will fail on you my dear>>219923867Blade Runner.>>219923871Of course, as long as you offered. I love hot milk.
>>219923867The princess bride
Ever heard about the sneaky Canadian?He was very syrup-titious
>>219923867Police story
Should (I) jack off?
>>219923925No
Good choices lads
>>219923929Man, i bet those peg holes feel good
>>219923888It's not and it's been like this for weeks. Various anime/ai porn ads all over blue boards. Moot would never.
>>219923888No one else will sponsor them, 4 chan is finished
>>219923888>>219923938I miss /qa/
Its hot, my balls and ass are sweaty.
Someone recommend me some sci fi books. I have a bunch of audible credits I need to spend.
>CAUSE IMMA *Starts strumming guitar with a late 90s/early 2000s tone*
Larry Silverstein, the rich Jew who insured the twin towers right before they got knocked down, just purchased the US bank tower in LA.
>>219923935I like to fit objects together perfectly it feels very good and makes you feel good
>>219923893Okay here's your hot milk and the nutmeg rasp. Gee the nutmeg in this milk sure makes it smell potent. Must be the fat in the milk working with the nutmeg oils or something
Kate Hikes
>>219923967If something happens then what should we do
>>219923907Haha!
i can't bust a nut anymore, no matter how i massage my cock head or jerk it
>>219923981Don't know
>>219923981Gas the kikes, race war now.
>>219923971That looks very good. Thank you. I always drink a lot of milk so it reminds me of home
drinking milk
>>219923981Die for Israel
>>219923997Hi t Hanks I love you
>>219923969I meant for my weiner
Should I make semen come out of my cock head?
N
I wanna bang altgirls or art hoes or whatever they’re called now
>>219923988Unlimited bread and unlimited circuses
>>219924014>i'm fuckin art hoes like (f)elon
My libido is functionally dead
trying to experience sadness in a healthier way, but... i tell you, i am not cut out for this. 'just have a cry', i hear "have a drink."
>>219924024Let me slap you as hard as I can, you'll cry
>>219924003what did i do?
>>219924010Yes. Got that semen, chief! You're gonna get it done now matter the odds
>>219924030You're a wholesome poster
still not over this big nose chick from a dating app whom i fumbled before meeting
Do you support sending ground troops to iran
>>219924055Shut up
>>219924042What happened?I fumbled a jeeta arthoe from hinge after accidentally liking one of her posts while stalking her Instagram. She had just given me her number too
>>219924055Nope
I just ranI ran so far awaaaay
>>219924055The army is mostly shitskins and worthless rednecks, so the more of them that die the better . These people were handcrafted to die in wars they're not good for anything else
>>219924080Wow you're sooooo cool and edgy
>>219924080Shut up
Life isn't a highway. Mine isn't anyway
>>219924055This is not the military of the Desert Storm. It'll get battered
What does iran get by blowing up oil? Are they just chimping out or something
There's nothing faker than the overbearing performative positivity of black women, particularly the southern onesIt's very ingenuine
>>219924063>What happened?We arranged a date, but she wanted to call beforehand and i spaghetti came out of my pockets.
>>219924093Mine is a highway. The highway to hell that is...
I’m drinking an adult beverage
>>219923995>I always drink a lot of milk so it reminds me of homeYou must be from Wisconsin. America's dairyland
>>219924091Nothing edgy, just the way it is friend
>>219924103Interesting That's never happened to me before, it always goes straight from text to date
Sup baby
>>219924094Also doubt they'll get as much support from allies like before after disrespecting them
>>219924102I need a southern black woman to call me shuga doe
>>219924099Refineries take years and billions to build. High Oil price makes everything more expensive. Best way to hit the US is economically since they can't military >>219924121Yeah NATO is done. Once this is done and dusted Gulf allies will also be done
O
I am the only human that matters in the world.
I
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coalition_of_the_Gulf_WarNotice a certain country missing there... really makes you think
>>219924148What about me
>>219924154
>>219924115She let it slide, but I started acting needy and told her I liked her on the second call like a literal 5th grader
>>219924111I am not, sorry
