Wassup baby >>219921684
Lovely songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMi3AGWsm0I
>>219924155okay, two. BUT THAT'S IT! i'm not managing a protagonist-of-reality economy.
Jew is a slur
>>219924189Canuck is a slur
>>219924152Badgoy
Do you guys like my op
>>219924203Honestly? No.
Let the voice of love
>>219924205Well, why not?
God knew I'd be too powerful if I were mentally stable
>>219924213It's weird and I don't get the reference
i want an endless stream of cum coating my bare softboi body, like a warm blanket
It feels bad to not know how to help the people you love
>>219924213Seems gay
>>219924221>>219924231It's an edit of Lain but you wouldn't get it
>>219924234I now hate it 1000x more
>>219924234Idk who that is and idc you stupid weeb faggot
>>219924240Be grateful you weren't browsing this general when an autist spammer made every edition lain edition and then stupid /cum/mers would use his editions. He'd spam lain in the threads too and spam incel rhetoric. This was like in 2017
>>219924235>>219924240Whoa rough crowd who got your guys bread soggy this morning
Some idiots say birds stink, that birds are dirty and they are nasty, Couldn't be further from the truth. Birds bathe multiple times per day in fresh water when available and they'll resort to taking dust baths if they don't have water around. They also make their own bug repellent by crushing fire ants and spreading the juice around their wing pits to keep mites away. When barn swallows collect mud for their nests, they always lift their wings to keep them out of the mud. Baby birds poop out a fecal sac so parent birds can easily remove it from the nest (some eat it). Clean animals and if you sniffed a bird I bet it'd smell nicer than some of the people that insult their cleanliness.
Might ghost interview i don't have the energy to do some pretend song and dance anymore
The cashier woman at the gas station is fine ahh hell oh ma lawd. Shes nice to me, but she treats me like an autistic younger guy.
>>219924264Dry your tears, fren. It will be okay! :)
>>219924271Do it anyways just dont put too much stock into it
I wish this were me
>>219924294Good evening lums bra
COMEEEEEEEEE BREAK ME DOWNBURY ME BURY ME
I can't sleep motherfucker
>>219924312Wow, rude
corrdecent-arsed dindinshiremay hafta agbonglenarate the [redacted]berg
>>219924312Fine. You're right. *Rapes her*
The carbonation in this soda. It's exquisite
You're a good man Arthur Morgan
>>219924312rude as heck
>>219924338corr hella gucci kittington
>>219924312i'm aware. that's what makes things fun, jury-rigging it.
>>219924332He robbed and killed hundreds
I have a plan! One last job and then we’ll finally have enough to make it to Tahiti!
>>219924347He had his redemption arc, hence the name of the game.
I've never dated someone this affectionate.
Time for a late night walk maybe
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THRU YO SKYLLHOW I SHOT IT IN ONE TAKEYA POOP YER PANTSAND LOSE CONTROL SERVIN' IN A BLAZE OF IRERAGIN' THRU THRU MAH BONESOH SHIT IM POOBERGIN'TACHYONOH SHIDD IM KILLIN' ITTACHYONIM GARNA PEEIN' ITTACHYON
I've gone to McDonald's three times this week and tomorrow I'm going to treat myself to some mcmuffins for breakfast.
>>219924422Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>219924432>only three timesThe west has fallen
Gooner zone
>>219905198she's... perfect>>219924384qrd?
Thinking about getting back into action figures.
>>219924492Why
>>219924432domino's 2 pizzas for $7 deal mogs.
haha you just got KEKED, nerd!!
Thinking about getting into domestic terrorism
>>219924488>qrd?She called me three times today and is constantly complimenting me.
>>219924511she has a dick
>>219924498Just feel like it. Used to be into transformers and marvel legends. Only been collecting lego lately.
>>219924511that sounds nice desu
>>219924506
>>219924560I don't know who that is
Thinking about getting into domestic violence.
>>219924568he's you, ten months from now.
>>219924432 fink three times in a week is treating yourself enuff, dont you?
Goodnight gentlemen and ladies
>>219924607I'm gonna morph into a heavy set black man?
>>219924636Today was the only time I got a meal. Once was just for a shamrock shake and the other was going to just be a shake, but I had a deal on the app for a $1 large order of fries.
>>219924644night bud
managed to fit both Xboxes on my desk, but now there's no room for my laptop. I have to walk over to my bed if I want to shitpost.
>>219924679Why do you have 2 Xboxes?
>>219924685for the 360 games that aren't backwards compatible.
I never saw Game of Thrones
>>219924646wt a shamrock shakw
>>219924698I never saw Star Wars
>>219924710Same
>>219924646just looked up shamrock shakeTHESE SHAKES ARE MEALS IN THEMSELVESYES I FINK YOU HAD ENUFFprobably like 2 litres of liquid tooboggli
>>219924705A vanilla shake with mint syrup
>>219924698not that great imofirst season yeah but then went downhl fairly quickbreaking bad on udder handnear flawless
>>219924690Aw hell yeah
>>219924718You hate to see me thriving
>>219924698season 1 and 2 are fantabulous.
>>219924719phwoarmay hafta fly over to usa and have wunput sum baileys in toomek it propa irish
Hey guys this is my gf
going with latina bbw milfs tonight
finkin bout dat 5 dorrar shake from pulp fiction innitpropa phwoarin' aint i
got his ass
>missed out on playing Highguard How do I cope?
did the DAMN dishes smdh
>>219924756What’s it like to suck on her boobies?
>>219924756where are her organs
What color is urine supposed to be?
>>219924797bags of sand
Would be cool if you could customize the color of your pee. Make it purple or something
>>219924802the color of the last food you ate.
>>219924854Idiot
>>219924802light yellow and opaque
>>219924840Yeah that would be tight. I wish my pee was beer and I could spray it into my mouth.
>>219924854Phew. I was worried before i knew this but i just ate some strawberries
goodnight
My penis was leaking and I used my underwear to dry it
>>219924928Thats just unrealistic
corr just nutted the bustberganudda wun for the logsnot baddare it saidphwoar
phwoarwould love a strawberry cream sandwichusually prefer brown bread but fink strawberry cream sandwich is a white bread fingbrown is savourywhite is sweetsweetened white breadyou know a bad habit i hadeatin' dark sugar on its owndunno what you call itnot brown sugarreally dark and textured wunmore for cookingbut extremely rich flavormolasses-likeluv dat shiddcouldnt eat white sugar or even brown on its ownbut dat shiddphwoarguccireal cash-money dat shiddand when i say cash-moneyi meanCASH-MONEYin the words of guy fierifucking money man
phwoar
FUCKING STOP
a simpler life for a simpler time.
Hey guys how's it going!
I’m taking a beer from outside my body and adding the beer to be inside my body
>>219925580My pussy has been fully erect for several hours now after my experimental intravenous bluechew / saline bag
I miss 9gag. It was kino.
>>219925689This is 9gag now
Im feeling angy
Remember Funnyjunk?
https://youtu.be/k25_Vo22qy4?si=lx4yFz3RRLjX8qpt
I can't even believe how bad normies on social media have become. The internet totally raped their minds. It made them squeal like pigs and totally debase themselves, having a prostate orgasm from their rape. Honestly people on 4chan are a hundred times more friendly and tolerable and sane than anyone on twitter
I can't believe it's not butter
>>219924154seeing as though I am currently having a "meltdown" over it: >>219926061>>219926004off topic, politics belong on /pol/ other posts: >219926030>>219925743>>219925723reminder: all politics discussions belong on /pol/, these posts are breaking the rules and im "having a meltdown". instead, I am directly asking that the rule breakers are put back on the boards they belong (there are boards to talk about politics, a /brit/pol thread even)
I’m wearing green pants. Like teal green.
more polshit. second post of the thread >>219926704check the archives to see how many times this exact image has been posted this week alone (it is spam/flooding)
I slipped and my cock flew off, luckily it rapidly evolved wings and a brain mid air. It's out there somewhere, living it's best life
I wish my parents wouldn't have reproduced
Can someone convince their mom to have sex with me please I promise I will be extremely grateful. I will do whatever you want. She has to be at least 6/10 and I swear I will be extremely respectful about it
I’m a gamer I player game
poltards cant be with the outer population. they cant act correctly therefore pol is to leave
>>219927244will you be my stepdad?
off-topic>>219927487>>219927510moderator post which explains this: Anonymous ## Mod Mod Icon 09/10/25(Wed)20:10:27 No.214729392 Sticky Closed▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/.>>>/pol/reminder that poltards cant function in a society, cant build or maintain a good society and shouldnt be allowed in a society
How much basedness does it require one to become christpilled
avatar/signature>>219927680>>219927697you can check the archives for how many times these posts (avatar/signature) have been made with no variation between them and with people recognizing the poster from these posts all of which are the exact same. there is no reason for these posts to be on the site other than to boost numbers, advertise, avatar, signature, or otherwise signal their presence, post on the site for the sake of posting, or monetizing their posting on the site, no way they would be doing it for other reasons, while the posts themselves are defined as avatar/signature (rule-breaking) posts anyways and for whatever reason
avatar/signature being spammed: >>219927768>>219927790if I went 1:1 posts from there to here then would there be a problem? what if I posted the same posts 200 times? he is spam/flooding
It too many times food inside my small body but I’m still an adult. This is why I need to bouncy finger work at a greenhouse or a biological research facility. And it’s bouncy squishy fingertime to drink enough water.
Had a dream I was a woman; lesbianism ensued; shit was cash
I invented too much milk
goodnight cum
>>219928798Sweet dreams :)
Play with my pussy
China about to invade Taiwan
hope asmongold dies same with penguinz0. when the civil war goes off i hope i get to shoot people like them. i fantasize about it often.
>>219929432you don't even live in their country
>>219929453thats why i said i fantasize about it often.
Personally not a fan of this ratpedo, or negrokins in particular
I’m fuckin gay
>>219929720That must go hard in the netherlands considering how desperate you are for the Americans to see it
Happens in your country?
>>219929954Gay as in women scissoring and holding hands gay or the shitty kind of gay?
>>219929985Poohttps://www.westernstandard.news/news/pornographic-gay-art-wins-governor-generals-highest-honour-now-its-in-regina/71821
Shaved my beard because I forgot that I have no chin
My heart is full of hate, except for wyts
Saw the sheriff drive by my dead end street
>wagecuck at 6 am>wake up randomly>look at phone> 2 amliterally no better feeling
Currently ubering with Ahmad, madman style drives like he’s in Baghdad and has some Islam prayer app running on his second phone blasting headrag chants through his in ear headphones nonstopJesus is Lord
>>219929954dictatorship of the bourgeoisie
>>219929954I like how that one gay native artist was getting lauded non-stop then he made a painting where natives stuck a dildo up Trudeau's ass and the CBC and Liberals just completely dropped him completely
>>219931343Drop the proxy
>>219931379I am Canadian FK, I said that yesterday.
>>219929954There's a lot of art kids can't see, unless this was a children's art contest then the age that its intended for shouldn't matter, seems like one of those confused rightoids who think that real art is only renaissance paintings and marble sculptures
do you ever have days that just seem destined to feel sad? not for any discernable reason, but they just feel like, 'yeah, it's not happening today.'? hit me yesterday. my whole routine just kinda fell apart. didn't eat, slept a lot. i had a friend, she felt guys get hit with the monthlies hormonally same as women, we just (hopefully) don't bleed out our dicks. maybe she's right, and that's what it was. well, anyway. happy friday! remember, no meat today! or something more dear, if you're observing fully. or eat a whole big steak, if you're not observing at all. lol
which of the seven deadly sins do you struggle with the most? for me it's either wrath of sloth.
>>219931616do you ever feel destined to just shut the fuck up>nowell you should
>>219931464There's a difference between nudity and gay pornographic art with gore winning an award from the representative of the head of state THOUGH
>>219931464pornography isn't art, farm animal
>>219931777Pornography is separated from erotica by its lack of artistic merit
Ordering a za in 1 hour 30 minutes
Breakfast was oatmeal with chia seeds and ground flax seeds and cottage cheese. Had an orange too
hello
>>21993207642 yr old white woman ahh breakfast
>>219932076Bout to eat some cottage cheese my damn self!
>>219932102Hi
>>219932150hows it going?
>>219932339Going good
Hi guys
niggas out there thinkin they og niggas but those niggas aint even real niggas know what I mean nigga?
>>219932386morning
>me ordering inside the storeI'll have a standard meal combo i.e. one sandwich, side of fries and a pop thank you>me ordering on doordashI'll have a large bucket of onion rings, large bucket of fries, 2 deluxe sandwiches, a bucket of popcorn chicken, a 2L of coke, 2 apple pies.
>>219932424Morning :)
>>219932431Sorry no fat fucks in this general *beats the shit out of you*
>>219932489*sits on you and crushes you under my absolute mass*
sat on a swede award
>>219932543That's not a real award. You can't just say literally anything followed by "award" and expect it to be funny. This is exactly like the dogberg spam
>another day on /cum/
How do I meet people who aren’t complete goy cattle to date? I refuse to make an online dating profile.
Got killed by a canadian award
>>219932637Why would you be given an award for being killed by a Canadian? Not to mention you wouldn't be typing right now if you were really dead. Thats not funny.
I have an addiction to Timmies they seem to be the cheapest fast food in my town and I absolutely cannot stop drinking iced capps if I'm not at Timmies I'm ordering it on DoorDash
>>219932652Best post in the thread awardFeels good don't it? Maybe you stop complaining about it there'll be more awards come your way..
>>219932705These aren't real awards you're just saying things
>>219932704I am a silver stan
just played some skribl with randos>people talking in some indian language in the chat box>I drew glasses and someone tried to guess it's gandhi>someone drew something incomprehensible but wore FEVICOL and then almost everyone guessed it right (looked up and fevicol is some indian brand manufacturing glue (the answer was glue))what the fuck is this bullshit
>>219932787played skribl with jeets award
>>219932733Improvisational comedy mastery award
It's finally Friday
>>219932805I sure didsometimes I get suggestions by google or chatgpt to search/prompt stuff like "indian stock market today"the internet gets more brown everyday
>>219932838any plans for the weekend friend?
>>219932787If Indians discover something online they instantly unwittingly destroy it with their numbers, they are like locusts.
first snow of the winter here, presumably the last as well
holy crap it's friday the 13th
Had to creepshot the cute waitress
business idea: creampies
>>219933262Of the Bostonian variety?
usa girls...
>>219933358Sorry to break it to you but these types of women hate Israel
>>219932910No plans this weekend. You got any plans?
>>219933358whore!
>>219933417I’ll visit my father at the hospital
>>219933358thank you i feel better now
>>219933645Three frikandel and kip nuggets with pindasaus
>>219933358new england used to be called new israel and they would burn bitches like this
i'm tired of life. i sleep 15 hours every day
>>219933645why did you feel bad
>>219933376they are just like me
>>219924254Good post, thanks for sharing.
>>219933885trauma and bad juju from being around crystal witches
>>219933885Refrain from posting here for a long period of time, please.
>>219933950damn they cast magic on you? there's gotta be a way to shield yourself somehow like a mana shield o algo
>>219933973unlikely to happen
so much pain
>>219933896Yeah but they do it because they think it's an "apartheid settler colonialist" state and that it's super duper evil for the same reasons they hate America
Watching NCIS
In the tub after eating my 'za
>>219933976condoms have negative attribute effect on me soften 80 to 100 %
>>219933358So cringe
boss i cant cum no more
i'm tired boss
>>219933815>kip nuggets with pindasausI will not serve your kind
I haven't bathed in days
>>219934280When I was younger I always had problems with condoms doing that. Really ruined the experience for both parties when I had to use them. It wasn't until I was like 26 that I realized I needed magnums, after which it make things a lot better. I don't mind using them now
>>219934415Bathing is for women and really cute pets
It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday everybody's looking forward for the weekend, weekend
>>219934447What's special about magnums
6 more soldiers died
This war was a mistake
>>219934561that's a total of 14 (13 KIA)
>>219934494They're bigger
Why is the redditjeet obsessed with the middle east conflict all of a sudden?
>>219934561Still got a while before we catch up with all the schoolgirls we killed on day 1.
>>219934447I could never
>>219934606Wouldn't that feel weird
i be inceling bigly
>>219934633Could never what?
>>219934631what happened there? was that an AI weapons system?
>>219934667get cucked by plastic
>>219934655No? What feels weird is a normal sized one that squeezes your dick so hard you can barely stay hard. At first they roll on ok, if a bit tight, but before long it looks like a literal sausage and it's very uncomfortable
>>219934607Indians see the US as one of their rivals, as hilarious as it sounds
>>219934704I imagine having a loose condom is like jerking off with a plastic bag
>>219934697O, ya it sucks. But some women will not trust birth control alone
>>219934731It's not loose is what I'm saying. It just doesn't squeeze it too tightly
Spousal loss linked to higher risk of dementia, mortality among men, but not women. Widowed men experienced a decrease in physical and cognitive health, as well as social support, while widowed women tended to experience an increase in happiness and life satisfaction
>>219934806Oh my fauci I hate women now o algo
>>219934656Do you like this op
>>219934806That stuffs it, I'm goin' gay!
I'm afraid if I go to the gym I'll pass out because I don't eat enough
>>219934923A woman might give you mouth to mouth
>>219934923You shouldn't I workout without eating first
>>219934923That could be me. I've been eating like 1400-1500 calories a day to lose weight
>day off>had an interview scheduled at 1pm>responsibly did not use my dudeweed all day to stay sharp>12:40pm>start walking to job for interview>12:50pm>hiring manager calls to rescheduledios mio what a wasted day
>>219935002You know if you exercise regularly you don't have to starve yourself in order to lose weight man
Fartin' and shittin'
>>219935045Feel like pooing too
>>219935012Now you gotta smoke twice as much to make up for lost time
>>219935012I once got hired then heard nothing for a while and when I called them they actually hired someone else
>>219935067way ahead of you anon, got a volcano bag prepping as I type thisgot bogo meatball subs from subway yesterday as well and shall be warming one in the air fryer>>219935071did you have legal recourse? if they already agreed to hire you then fucked you I feel like you should have some ground to stand on
>>219935012Wasted day? Nigga it was only 1 pm. Do you really consider every day that you are DUDE WEEDed by noon to be a wasted day? Fucking stoners
Weed propaganda ruined my life
>>219935169just a handshake nothing signed so no
I feel emotionally turbulent today
>>219935177I wake up at 5am so yes, I would consider 8 hours that could've spent having fun to be a wasted day>>219935203grim
think i feel better today
Im pooping
Let's sync our poos sister
Are you a bitch, a nigga, or a bitch ass nigga?
Yeehaw
>>219935336Nigga tell me when you piss do you sit or do you stand?
It's comfy outside nice overcast and on/off rain showers
Its been snowing for 3 days
>>219935221aw, sweetie
Should I goon on the toilet
Made coffee with cocoa powder mixed in
>>tfw no self-fellating Nantucket bf
>>219935414I cannot fucking believe five more fucking americans have been fucking killed and now blump has lifted all the russian sanctions so now vladimir putin is going to invade all of white western civilization as in Europe and the USA
made poo with pee mixed in
>>219935336Bitch ass nigga
Are you a prankster or a gangster
>>219935542Its weird he would do that when Russia is helping Iran target US assets
Changed my name to Shlingledorph today. I feel like a new man
>>219935588prankster
>>219935483I thought we called it covfefe here in /cum/??????????
>>219935588hermit
>>219935643Congrats Shingledorph
phwoarsaunterization inna de breadbergpooberg inna de toiletsteinpropa good diss wun hairfta be eglandulatedtimes are LUSH
The idea of normie npc cattle coming to 4chan and then getting filtered by the things they read fills me with an almost orgasmic joy
Making your own hot chocolate with cocoa powder, sugar, and vanilla extract is better than the premixed stuff
Not feeling ingratiated towards this british cretin
>>219935611so here's today's paper so thank you
>>219935561>>219935462>>219935280>>219935057>>219935045corrpropa satisfactorized i invented whole genre of scatalogical memes in /cum/ dat people are copyingpropa influentialam i not
>>219935658Sure covfefe
>>219935731lum
>>219924698Saw the first season and have read the first four books
This $4 wine tastes pretty fuckin bad, I feel slightly drunk, but without the euphoric social effect
>>219935611today's paper so thank you
>>219935588im a /cum/ster
>>219924698It was a great show then really tanked it with bad writing, it's not worth watching.
British fag thinks he invented fecal friday discussions
>>219935877Cheap wine tends to be dosed with copious amounts of sugar
>>219935882>>219935918go away leonardo "da vinci"
>>219935542It's six.Six burgers just got a permanent trip to shart mart.
I need peptides
>>219935737if you poop in space does it stink when there is no air
they just toss out the poop into space from little port holes on the space stationpoop is orbiting our planetwe have defeated india in the poop spacerace
>>219935986i dont fink there being no air would make farting in space not smell
>>219936034
going to priboj tommorow to visit my grandpa. he's 95+ years old
>>219936028if you fart in space it will form a bubble around you due to gravity, you will have your own atmospherewhen you pee, the atmosphere will be cloudy and it will rain pee, forming rivers and lakes of pee on your bodyscience is amazing
>>219935588Failure