Wassup wit it sexy >>219924154
first
corrsix burgers would defo porpurt me to the "shart mart"as it were
>>219935910First wine I ever buy, it's from walshart. It makes beer taste pleasant.
I'm trans and proud
reading the 11th chapter of luke's gospel
>>219936130
>>219936130monke
>>219936081Looks like motor oil
>>219936130white is just gonna take the center wtf is he doing
>>219936209
Guys I'm starting to think this administration had no long term plans for Iran
>>219936247I think orange man surrounded himself with warmongers and Israeli shills and is believing everything they tell him
I think redditjeet has finally lost his mind completely. Day one really mind broke him
>>219936247It's already over. The operation was a success.
thinking of sepuku
>>219936159After taste is really bad, it tastes like sandwich bread. The drunk itself is unpleasant.
>>219936339This dude gaslights his audience all the time
>>219936304RJ isn't here, he's barely coherent and doesn't use capitalization
>>219936412Redditjeet is anyone he doesn't agree with
okayyay!
We are 9gag.
i am watching konygebony livestreams from springbreak in Miami.Every white gurl he talkin to has OF or did the BBC already. All the brown and black gurls are cute and have manners.Are white gurls just outdated / lost cause and should be replaced?
It's mad brick out
>>219936449No, redditjeet nonstop screams into the void about iran is all
not happy with my tim hortons 20 pack of assorted timbits today........ 20 timbits and not a single raspberry timbit..........
A lot of bad news these days, we should kiss each other so we feel better
>>219936545
Alyssa Liu is my gf
>>219936545um no. i can't do that because im not gay.
>>219936562>Gf Meme ruined
Didn't go to the gym again award
>Ty Segall - Girlfriend>Its not actually a tfwngf songSo tiresome
La tarara o algohttps://youtu.be/e7hXvb3nV1A?si=MGnm6jjI9si2G3Ea
its raining cumbums
>>219936130he did it for the bussyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8IY3AAvGIj4
Going to new York for spring break. How do I not get stabbed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZ1G0e5bWU
Dogberg
>>219936700>Going to new York for spring breakstupidass
>>219936700>>219936738This Go to New Orleans or Miami
if you fart in space it will form a bubble around you due to gravity, you will have your own atmospherewhen you pee, the atmosphere will be cloudy and it will rain pee, forming rivers and lakes of pee on your bodyscience is amazing
>>219936459Imagine if we put an aging alcoholic grat boy desperate to prove his virility in charge of world's biggest army. Wouldn't that be funny, haha.
>>219936738Family wants to go. I didn't wanna go there at all.
>>219936780>Family wants to gostupidass
Gotta wash the carberg
My life is empty and miserable
Ay yo homie who you think you be playin with playa?
>>219936812Good I bet it was deserved
>>219936812
Bully thread?
>spring break>christmas>halloween>easterits all the same really
>>219936812at least it's not empty, miserable, and insufferable
>>219936882Get a job bum
>>219936467I remember that website There used to be some hot girls on there back in the day, and sometimes there would be a meme about like masturbation or something and then comments would be full of chicks talking about their habits. And it would link to their Facebook account so you knew they were probably real
Insta is filled surprisingly with chud content
>>219936947That's just your algorithm
Wo0ow 9gag was kewl and badass with chicks and memes! Not cringe at all.
>>219936842What would you consider making it deserved?
Did Trump kill the Republican party because of the war Israel wanted and in which he followed the Israeli lobbies ?
>>219936974This is the second completely random 9gag post I've seen.
>>219937013How is that random if it's the third 9gag related post itt
>>219936956I don't have an account tho>>219936991Weird shoes
Hey how's it going bros?
The shittiest pokemon are unknown
>>219937036It still looks at your cookies prob>>219937041Hey epic fail guy
>check youtube>WIFE DISCOVERS HUSBANDS SICK SECRETwow omg what is it? i bet its sooo interesting omgggg is he a... Is he a fricken PEDOPHILE?1?!!?fuck off. wake me up when something interesting happens like he's growing homunculi in his basement or something. always the same shit
>>219937145How do men allow this shit to fester in their mind when they're married? Just go empty your balls into your wife so the bad horny thoughts go away
Tired of everything
I'm going to have pepper jack jalapeno chicken with vegetables and rice today.
How would you react if your wife fucked all the food she makes you before giving it to you to eat
>>219937270disgusting tier.
Watching bees pollinate shit rn
I asked her out and she walked away and blocked me
>>219937322What would you say though? She's cheating on you with food and then you eat it? How do you even react to that level of betrayal
Imagine being a flower just relaxing one day with your cock out and then some bee comes and sucks it
In a profession where men die young, beware the old man.
>>219937465Seems dumb
>>219937499You're dumb
In a world of Will Smiths be a Zelensky
>>219937397divorce
How would you feel if you were gay
>>219937600Ow my ass!
>>219937600
>>219937145>>219936974Kindred spirits
>>219937175I think it goes:>honey im horny>ugh not tonight ugh i think im getting a cold and im just like sooo tired from the day, tomorrow i promise
>joke with a girl that someones feet stink in the room>she sticks her feet in my face to prove it's not her>smell them>do the same to her>she smells my feet>conclude that it's mefucking internet has ruined my mind. a perfectly normal interaction that I couldn't help but think of as sexual. to some of you foot faggots this is crack but to me it did nothing.
>>219937452hawt
women dont even wear real clothes
>>219937673then what do they wear?
I finally got to jizz on a girls feet. It was kino
>>219937673name 1 woman. bet you cant bc you dont know any.
Saw a video of a Chinese guy beating up his wife because she lost all their money on buying silver
>>219937600I'm half gay
>>219937720ohh husbant, i lose all our money on sirver... now you beating me...
>>219937686Doilies and bed sheets
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>219937600All the gay people I know are pretty well off so, ok I guess
Dont mind me Im just gonna step in horse shit and lean on a dirty ass fence post in my white loin cloths
>>219937923thought it was hanging from a noose in the thumbnail
>>219937936this dude reading a magazine
me so sleepy, I have to go to the store
>>219937719Vanesah O’Rcurrentresident
>>219937923spinster was such a hoe
>>219937953I’m going to be like Hisashi Eguchi when I grow up
>>219938033How are you going to become chinese man cmon get real
>>219937923>>219937995Spinny was the type to see nothing wrong with her daughter being like "I want to be a stripper"
>>219937081Wtf he's just like me (mammalian, heartbeat)
Childhood ends at 40
I don't care about economic crises, stagflation, gdp dis or dat or any of dat shit i just wanna get my penor wet in som pussy, sheet man i dun care for dis numba stuff
>>219938239Give me pussy or give me death
I fucked spinster
Im a failure
>>219938070Like many karate masters, I start with nunchucks
>>219938315Aren't you the guy that gets drunk in parks?
I find it cute that grown men born and raised in the south still call their fathers daddy after growing up
>>219938375parks, work, movie theaters, subway stations, churches, museums... you name it
>>219938362>Like many karate masters, I start with nunchucks
>>219938512>flagThats very /fa/ to be honest
Not gonna have medical insurance soon so finna let meds lapse. Hope it doesn't end up bad
>>219938239Based!
N
>>219938802>>219938824
Do you guys like my op Explain your reasoning please
>>219938934>Explain your reasoning pleaseno
>gooning on the toilet >Mom calls my phone >Dad knocks on the doorCan I jerk off in peace!!!
>>219938985dont do that
Anon be like:https://youtu.be/3FICPSY6pfk?si=V4VJFhucp6mfy62q
>>219938985I usually wait until there's no one in my apartment to goon or until people are asleep. I can't goon if i know someone can overhear it
>>219938824Classic>>219938985>Can I jerk off in peace!!!Apparently not lol
>phonegooningNSA loves him
Hello /cum/
I only ever goon using Torbrowser under 4 proxies
>>219939151hi
>>219939151Sex with Thai whores
>>219939165Tor: like the regular internet but slow
>>219936034odds i take a shit nowevens i wait
>>219939192That's the whole point of the country
>>219939217>odds i take a shit nowNow you have to shit your pants the numbers have spoken
>>219939251
>>219939171What's up /cum/bro?
>>219939232You guys have good food and muay thai which is badass
>>219939232How much is your sister for half an hour?
>>219938985>gooning on the toiletSpeedrunning how to get hemorrhoids
if you can't hear this you're unchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qER2BGP8YSQ
>>219939380I will take the compliment despite not being thai, thank you>>219939391I am here to fuck the whores, I am not thai nor do I have a sister thoughbeit
>>219939438>I am here to fuck the whoresHow much do they cost
>>219938213what about 30? it is also a point of major transition in life
>>219939232ermm actually
>>219939490Range from like $40USD to $300
>>219939438Oh, sorry. I don't know what your flag is and im on mobile so the thingy doesnt work.
>>219939583Hes saying he's there on vacation, dumbfuck
>>219939583dis nigga usin java internet browser
>>219939607have you tried netscape internet browser?
>>219939640I use vim
>>219939597Oh. Sorry. All i know about Thailand is Thai boxing cause i trained for a while. I really like their training regimen and think it's extremely efficient but hard on the cardio for sure.
Which fictional character have you busted to the most?
You kids ready for a real authority in important matters to lecture you with rationality and science regarding current controversial topics?
>>219939708Marge simpson probably
What’s gonna happen to India’s economy when AI does what they do?
>>219939729good choice
>>219939710I feel like it's such a fraud indicator when you're a scientist but you talk with confidence about things outside your field. Like he's probably a good astrophysicist but why would he know squat about jack?
>>219939788India has a decently large industrial economy and exports a lot of goods. Until robotics are cheaper than slavery, India has a place in the economy.
>>219939815Post more anime titties!
Just had little cesars for lunch thanks america
just found an instagram meme profile called violent autism. such a good name. there should be a metal band with that name
>>219939868
>>219939868Emilia is too good to speak of like that
whats it like to have a usa gf
>>219939870
Saw a person (most likely a kid) with progeria today. Feel sad for him, I hope he's treated okay at home.
>>219939938It's like having two bags of sand
>>219939708Capncrunch
HERE UPON ST. CRISPINS DAY!
Am I beautiful ?My mother told me I am the most beautiful man in the world.>>219938738
>>219939938her revolver is so powerful
>>219939815>when you're a scientist but you talk with confidence about things outside your field.Midwit opinion . Neil Degrasse Tyson is just a retard . speaking about things you don't know about is based
Fuck this, in drinking every last beer in my fridge.
We are owed SEX
going to study history. see you guys in an hour
Kys
>>219939938That's my wifeI've been married to her for 36 years and still going strongShe bore me 6 healthy sons, all married with children as well
Churchill said, if you're going through hell, keep going.
>>219940077I don't know about your looks but you certainly aren't funny
>>219940092Doctor means teacher. It's your responsibility to not mislead people with incorrect information when you're given a position of authority. It's one thing to shoot the shit but invoking your credentials as a scientist to get people to listen to you on unrelated things is exactly why there's been a growing distrust of academia.
>>219939938Beautiful woman
>>219940186Intellectual endeavor grows with free speculation and exchange of ideas. I think it's great for scientists to speak outside their field as they often bring a different new perspective. A neuroscientist for instance might have an interesting or different theory about the origins of language than an archaeologist would There's no rigid line as to what an intellectual or scientist can or can't speak about
Montana is Alberta's lebensraum
>Alyssa Liu>Gf>Mine
It is the reddit meme but older women are in fact better
>>219940356Jason
>>219939708Maybe she hulk? Or some other marvel bitch. Not counting one off hentai characters that aren't particularly well known
>Bill BmithWtf happened to blud? That whole tantrum shit and that whole lolipop homo tiktok video. He wasn't soft 10 years ago or so.
>trending searches >argentine visaWhy..?
>>219939989i fucking love reference jokes and im tired of pretending i dont >>219940138im not sure thats your wife
>>219940295speculation isn't research. you can certainly do anything you'd like to without a PhD in the field or whatever. It is just unethical to mislead people by exaggerating the scope of your discipline.
>>219940487Oh trust me I've known her for 52 years
>>219940552>speculation isn't researchA YouTube video isn't research it's just a YouTube vid. You're taking it too seriously >It is just unethical to mislead people by exaggerating the scope of your discipline.Speaking up about a topic or current event isn't misleading about anything.
Do you think Ronda Rousey is a mma fighter because her name is ronda rousey
Drumpf voters be like this is exactly what I voted for when I voted for the President of Peace who said not to vote for Kamala or she’d invade Iran
Suck my dick
>>219940619I find it very interesting how it seems people are more likely to become famous if they have a main character name that rolls off the tongue.
>>219940667"Ok"
>>219939938they really like to get their white clothes covered in horse shit for some reason
anons be like mmm yummy cock
The melania movie confirms everything I suspected about what being the first lady actually entails which is to say she did nothing but walk around and stare out airplane windows melancholically
Why are you not smoking weed right now bros?
>>219940767That's how it should be, the first lady wasn't elected.
>>219940768Not a degen
>>219940768I'm too busy selling it to retards
>>219940768Why are stoners so punchable and obnoxious, this needs to be studied. Does the weed attract people like that, or make them like that?
>>219940768I don't want to develop schizophrenia. I have enough mental issues.
>>219940798That is agains't the law.
I'm hornyKeep posting bitches and boobs and ass. I want to feel the heat and softness of a great boob!
>>219940768It gave me a panic attack in November and I'm still suffering probably need anxiety meds because of it
>>219940816in your mormon shithole
>>219940837Virtual boobs are not real. You'll never suckle on a real tit chud
>THC Lemonade anon from a few months back is hereWhat a hoot
I smoke weed every single day
You are a bald nigga.Yo hair tendernism, fall right off the bone
>>219940923Same but I actually want to quit this time once I finish my current cart. I barely feel it anymore
>>219940907I'm always here suffering but it's really bad lately
>>219940939how do you quit?
>>219940952By not being a weak minded FAGGOT
calicuck tricking people into thinking that place isnt a shithole
I'm off my parents insurance in 6 months so I should probably hop on meds before I'm stranded to die by the system
>>219940986yeah, i really do need to just face the discomfort of it.
I'm straight edge and if I see you drinking or smoking weed i will beat the f*ck out of you.
>>219941052>straight edgeYou couldn't beat up a chimped out drunk
>>219941052Based anyone who promotes weed or booze should be beaten senseless
I'm in the wage cage right now but when I get home, I will smoke some marijuana
>>219941011Whoa anon is 27 in 6 months lets go
Does the general seem extra slow for some reason
>>219941011You don't need meds quit being a bitch
>>219941134I get bad intrusive thoughts that make me want to rope
>>219941134its because of me
Black people naturally have a marijuana or cigarette scent, even if they don't smoke they just naturally smell that way something in their skin squirts out cigarette stench
>>219941167Every black person smokes weed thats just a fact
There' a new sororitas show on warhammer plus and it's really cool. Sisters has always been one of my favorite factions and theyre fighting works which are my actual favorite.
>>219941186No I'm pretty sure the melanin in their skin traps smoke that's why
>>219940671A lot of those people just got a name change at 23 and moved to california
>October 2025 was idk how long agoBros...
>>219941198Warhammer sisters how do we respond to this
I'm gonna change my name to Billy Boulders and move to cali
>>219940356that's so cool!
Might be changing rooms with sisterberg I think a smaller room will be more cozy
now she's going to have sex in two rooms you'll never have sex in
>>219941292Is sisterberg cute?
One of these days I, too, will be the hobo king.
>>219941308meant for>>219941292
>>219941052*Pisses thong in fear*
>>219941324hell yeah
>>219941308She's a shut in she's never even had a bf
>>219941365she's waitig for you to make a move
>>219941365can i get her cord, does she plays any games
Somebody gimme 1 thousand dollars
>>219941357I like to feed foxes, she has a furry tail.
>>219941427I don't know it and she only plays animal crossing and overwatch
>>219941444Hi shorty, I love you and sisterberg sm
>>219941431Very foxpilled
>>219941463You don't know me I'm not loveable
>>219941241Warhammer is cool>>219941273Lol>>219941324It's sorta funny how hobos have like their own concept of land claims in the same way a gorilla might.
>>219941578How?
Why does america love Israel so much? It's the only country that will get unwavering support no matter what
Why do Iranians have such cringe names nowOld Persian names: Darius, Xerxes, CyrusNu persian names: jabat schleik haladinThe Turks and the Persians lost their groove hard.
>>219941603I'm just not okay???
Drunk in my room, alone againFor the fourth night this weekCall my friends, they don't care
there are no tanks in terraria
>>219941623America doesn’t love Israel, politicians either love Israel’s money or they were caught on tape raping and murdering children
>>219941623America has the most jews on earth outside of Israel. They are a vocal and powerful minority with grassroots and high level support.
Hope Israel doesn’t exist by 2050
Is it true americans hate licorice because to you it tastes like mouth wash?
int would be better without generals
int would be better if it was just generals
int would straight up be deader than origami if there was no generals
>>219941794I like licorice but most people don’t like it and only eat the red ones
>>219941794No. When I'm in europe I eat lots and lots of liquorice because it's tasty. I like the menthol and salt ones you have over there. You have to order liquorice specially in the US more or less.
int would be better if it was a steak
>>219941857It's over.
How are we going to beat China if we're already running low on air defense missiles
>>219941794Unflavored licorice taste extremely bitter, people who eat it that way are sadists
The Land Before Time gives me extreme anxiety
>>219941670*Hugs*
>>219941846You don’t have any candy stores that make their own licorice in house?Loser>LiquoriceSuicide NOW
>>219941910The critters look cool though
>>219941794all our mass produced candy is dogshit now, its over
Ate a fastbreak bar and drank some mountain dew I'll never be a skinny queen
>>219941844>>219941846Nice that's actually our secret service working wonders on your psychology, soon you'll be inducted into the Finnish khaganate
I like See’s Candies
Execute me
>>219942064I'll be right happy to
>>219942064>Run Anon.exe
>>219942056Me? I’m 1.2% Finnish.I love mämmi and bark bread and kahvi and saunas
>>219936210Well he owns the left. That's all that matters
I don’t eat breakfast or lunchJust have coffee
Makes me mad how often i see wmaf couples yet asian women don't like me despite being white
>>219941794Sweden need to combine it with other tastes like strawberry etc
I was filled with dread when I heard a Chic Fil A was opening nearby and I was rightTraffic is so clogged up in that area that they need a cop to direct itI'm not driving around that area outside of sundays from now on I guess
>>219942122Don't get mad you just need to find the right yellow queen
>dad unplugged mister last night>plug mister back in>suddenly the pump isnt working at allWe call upon thee, machine spirit. Intercede in mine plight>>219942056I've already thrown rocks at a bear and told them to fuck off is that honorary.
>>219942122Just remove the references to race to come to a more accurate conclusion You see lots of Male Female couples and the issue is women don’t like you
im back
Should I take a drive
>>219942224Make the new thread
>>219942243Give me 5 minutes
Threadcuck said to give him 5 minutes to make the new, you guys
>>219942306
>>219942101>I love mämmi Very suspicious statement, when does an american ever get the chance to eat mämmi? (it also really doesn't taste very good)
