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Nice previous, threadcuck
first for cum
I never went to college in the US and had a traditional college experience. That makes me sad.
>>219942333Most people don't
Boi Chow.jpg
>>219942325Im not him i stole his job from him by making a thread as fast as possible which gave it some minor errors but was worth it
>>219942327Michigan, my friend was very Finnish and they asked if I wanted to try it
>>219942333When americans go to college they spike the punch to get back at the crusty old dean, and then they do proto-freemason rituals in the basement, and get a pig drunk so it can run amok during the football game
>>219942333I did both, even went to frat parties because I was friends with a bunch of guys in a frat
>>219942379Getting a pig drunk sounds extremely chill
where are the messsssicans?
>>219942361You have now become the new threadcuck
>>219942379You don’t get him drunk you just grease it
That feel when no gf
What the fuck is wrong with this pump im gonna lse my mind
>>219942535Looks like he rather have a bf
https://voca.ro/19eRGhaF9rJI
>>219942535you can always have a gf
>>219942593what is the difference between you and Fox of /cum/?
>>219942564is this something sexual
>>219942359LEARN ENGLISB
>>219942612I am the Pontiac Vibe to his Toyota Matrix
Eyes burn gonna take a nap
Troops are on the ground
>>219942535>wine>penjamini have those things right now, looking forward to using them later on tonight.
>>219942535Why is he so performative by himself? He should develop into a real person. Also why didn't he roll up his sleeves when he washed his hands?
Might go drink until I seize up and die
>>219942630No it's the mister to my dad's terrarium its randomly not pulling water for literally no reason
>>219942655but Fox sweetie, Toyota is nice, it has an AI built into it
>>219942796never give up like that! you must hold on
>>219942828I don't drive Toyota I only drive Lexus I'm expensive *puts on raybans*
>>219942674Sleep well>>219942726For real?
In the park near my house there was a fucking nigger maniac screeching at the top of his lungs insults and threats
>>219943036You can't say that word.
>>219942377May many finnish wenches come your way
I weep for Europe.
>>219943072Don't call them wenches, good man.
>>219943036Southern Italy is the true Italy, that's where Snooki had anal (as documented on MTV)
>>219943098tnx bro
>>219943165Good to know, I guess?
What movie should I watch tonight? I was thinking Lawrence of Arabia
I don’t give a fuckin shit bro. I don’t give a fuckin shit about poop dick douglas.Poop dick doilglas boiled his ass. He took a fucking shit like a bitch and I don’t give a fuck.m
>>219943229Watch countless hours of pornographic material instead
>>219943229solid choiceI need to watch Zulu myself, cause I've not seen it before
>>219943224You guess or know?
>>219943229If it's Lawrence of Arabia make sure you're watching it on an actual TV instead of just your laptop.It's a very pretty movie that benefits from a larger screen
>>219943278I guess it's good to know
This machine hates me. Im gonna a wait and see if it likes my dad more. Sorta over its bullshit.
he never misses
>>219943353What's the machine
>>219943250I shan't>>219943252Zulu is phenomenal, I remember watching it with my dad when I was a kid>>219943313That'll be a problem, only have access to a desktop monitor right now. I'll have to find something else to watch
>>219943378i would like to be brutally raped by a woman younger than me yet 2 heads taller than me
>>219943384A mister. I checked for blockage or kinks in the tubing and ran the water through both lines with my mouth but the pump refuses to work. Then I said a rosary to try to get god to fix it but that didn't work either so now im out of ideas.
>>219943437I just want to cuddle
>>219943378Holy fucking seethe
>>219943439texasssss
>>219943378I don't get it
>>219943439>Then I said a rosary to try to get god to fix itDon't you get fucked in the ass regularly
I'm thinking toku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmFP5cQoY_A
>>219943500Texas is cool but the weather is bad.>>219943517No, strictly speaking. Any more would be tmi.
Trump is honestly doing a good job. I can't complain.
Accidentally put a gun in my cunt for my birthday cuz I’m gay. #BARS
>>219943632Nice bait
Binvald Blumptf is the gay sex president (ugly + fat)
incredibly shleepy award
>>219943690Dude its Friday, means its time to party
>>219943439Bad impeller on the almost certainly chinese made pump. Common problem
>>219943710maybe in my dreams
>>219943726I guess so. Just always sucks to have to return something.
Are we hitting the club tonight bros? We might get to see the vagina
>>219943769Yeah fucking right
>>219943532That character looks cool>>219943632That liberation day crap we're still suffering for is enough to make me unhappy.>>219943690You gonna go to bed early or stay awake?>>219943769Jestermaxxing doesnt work its over
>>219943838aaaaaaaaaaaaa
insane musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kN4zRfnHm8
>>219943838https://youtu.be/XL2bgqqwq20?si=0cMZCsKmSUP565nH
Going to order a pizza and cinnamon squares
>>219943866Demodemo sensei?! Is that you???
>>219943838OMG!!!11
>>219943838People keep posting these videos of anime babies dressed as penguins and stuff eating snacks and running around. I find all of them very cute despite not liking anime
racecar drivers really be having lowkey mechanicular fluiditcal doctorates and not saying anything about it to anyone outside their garage
>>219943769I can see the vagina at home
>hit my finger pretty lightly on something>"surely its fine">look down>fuckin blood all over itI hate how this keeps happening
>>219943954Racecar drivers are like mech pilots with how synced they are with their machines. Like f1 drivers feel the traction in their tires and stuff at all times
re9 hard mode is hard
>>219943036Why are yall so racist
>>219943980>vagina at home
>>219943036how can i get an italian gf
>>219944124Bro imagine sucking on her boobies while high on drugs
>>219944124>a passable womantrannitor isn't going to like this one
Marines are prepping for ground invasion in Iran
>>219944144druggies get the gat
>>219944002you can put a bandaid on it :)
>>219944168Wow a free gat! What an excellent prize thank you.
>>219944165They said the war would end in a month so we have two more weeks
>>219944124Shes not brown enough
Realistically, the average 5/10 italian gf looks something like this.
>>219944165If true, drumpf will go down as the worst president in history (not surprising).
i heard you a freaky mamacita, that true
even walmart wont hire me lmao
Looking for a Highguard wife who will mourn the loss with me. She can be in an open relationship if necessary
Why doesn't the US just go to some countries and literally raid them for wealth explicitly? Instead of this other stuff we should just empty their banks of precious metals and distribute it among the american people. Then move on to the next nation and do the same. We should just do classic conquests explicitly for our gain
>>219944312first of all I am male
Stepdads of Marathon, it's sour IPA time
tommie
>>219944339I used to hate IPAs but I kinda like them now.
Sprud. (Look out, someone has said sprud, holy fuck)
>>219944322+2 shekels have been added to your account.
>>219944340Cute!
played with a guy named dannyhelldiver or something he was rping a helldiver on voice comms the whole game even though no one else was talking
>>219944374For me, it's light beer. Easy to drink 30 of those
>browsing kijiji for some 2nd hand tracking devices>someone's listed his busted-up pixel>it's got a grindr notification in the picturelole
>>219944389We should pillage israel too. Make war great again, enough with this moral crusade shit, especially since nobody believes it anyways
dogs are supposed to lick your asshole
>>219944444
>>219942333 I usually hear people say this about high school
>>219944453Its only ok if women fuck animals / boys. if men do it they should be executed
I can't decide if I think nothing matters or everything matters but the obviously retarded take is the middle ground one
>>219944477what if the dog made him do it by coercion
>>219944518dogs can only act on recursion
mods please perma ban this freak
>>219944528what if the dog was a jew in disguise
>>219944601>>219944580dogs literally eat poop tho. theyre like pigs.
My only hope is importing a hoe from Eastern Europe
>>219944633Where i live there's a bunch of serbians and theyre dead eyed but pretty
>>219944322They tried that with Argentina and it was useless
>>219944660I mean a real Eastern European not a brownoid from the balkans
The American dream is for the sweet release of a quick and painful death
>>219944692You think serbians are brown?
>>219944730Yeah
just did the needful once again
>>219942306what are you doing up there apu. you're gonna fall and hurt your'e self
>Kharg Island? The Battlefield 3 map?
I’m such a fucking fuck up! I’m crashing out and spiralling!. Weeeow. Oh no no no no. If somebody would help me I wouldn’t want to go to the swimming pool I can hear the music. Ffffuckfuckfuck.
>>219944453My dog used to lick my belly button while I laid down and it unironically felt really good
>>sex now>>and what next>>that bitch gotta go h-o-t-t-o-g-o o algo
>>219944696Only in death does duty end
member this?
>>219944861yes
>>219942333>>219944460High school was mostly mid as fuck, college was even blander
I WISH I WERE IN THE LAND OF COTTON, OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN;LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, DIXIE LAND!
'za for dinner
They OWE us sex.
chud that's me
Omegas rise up!
listening to 80's twee
The terracotta army has to be the creepiest relic of history.>>219944899What toppings?>>219944902Gamers rise up
>>219944965
>>219944972
>>219944971Basedhttps://youtu.be/LlQnmEKSBak?si=23xtZTIqC2hRsGum
Black lives matter
Yo anon can I have sex with your bum sister?
>>219945022i dont have a sister
>>219944902LMAO that fucking show is still running? And they even made an episode about incels?
Evicting sisterberg out of her room tomorrow
If you do have a sister you have the moral obligation to hook her up with me
>>219945043That episode is pretty old probably when Eliot Rodger murdered those people there was an explosion of crime shows doing episodes about incel uprisings
>>219945049She said you too far, what do I tell her?
>>219944987Nice. Supreme is a good variant.>>219945045Were you the one switching rooms with her?
>>219945101Yes
>>219945152short anon?
>look at /cum/>no good posts>leaveMany such cases. Saf!
>>219945158Yes
i had been looking for this one song that heard when i was a kid and i heard it again, but it was the neighbor i don't like who was playing it. i don't know how to feel about this.https://youtu.be/WiV6CIKCbkY?si=vTsd41HDZfjn0iVTCrazy ass riff too
>>219945184did you get tht lego set for christmas?
>>219945152Cool. Is your new room gonna be painted pink with a big elsa wall wrap?
>>219945195No I sold some of my stuff to buy it >>219945205Her room is blue
>>219945243>>219945243>buy itpost pic
>>219945251All my stuff is in my parents room I can't now
should i buy hello kitty island adventure now with the 33% sale or should i wait to see if the spring/summer discount is better
>>219945285Just pirate it
>>219945285buy high sell low
>>219945282pos a pic of your room
>>219945285fag
>>219945285You should spend that money on a dilation kit sister
>>219944861What's the point of all the crap at the bottom when most of those elements decay in a matter of seconds/minutes?
>>219945303Shant be
>>219945320if i was a tranny i'd want to keep my cock desu>>219945293good point
>>219945338post it right now!
>>219945341Why are you buying a hello kitty game
>>219945285Its funny how South Park used that game title as a joke, then they actually made the game
>>219945351Won't be
Are you happy anon?
>>219945393no
>>219945393yeah
so tired
>>219945393Yeah but I'm a little crazy so I enjoy things other people don't
>>219945087tell her we can watch the original spider man trilogy
>>219945393i'm upset at the price of campbell's luxury soups
Who needs warhammer 40k
I wish I started a police body cam youtube channel 5 years ago. It's such easy money. FOIA every case you can and use an AI voice over
>>219945615Me still i think lol.
>>219945615that artwork is hideous
>>219945355>Its funnyIts not that funny
>>219945655>Money off slop content Its hard as fuck to make it pop desu
>>219945615Show me the mini figs for this
>quarter past 9 pm on a Friday
eggs and rice, thats all you need
>>219945816Beans are tasty too
unironically easier to end it rather than go through this humiliation ritual
>>219945884What I look like rn. It's been snowing outside all day which precludes everything I wanted to do today
>beansI can't eat them. I've soaked them and pressure cooked them to remove the lectin content but they still make me fart constantly. It sucks because I have very good bean recipes. I can eat them sparingly but I'll pay for it later
im not sure how ur meant to ride on that horse.......
>>219945954SAME. I just let it go. Can't stay away from dem beans
>>219945954wtf? you dont like farting? i eat beans in order to make stinky farts. i mix them with garlic and stuff for extra fartiness...
>>219945884You aren't alone. >>219945954Cute bird. Sorry your stomach doesn't take it well.>>219945956Maybe you need a metal ass.
>>219942333I never went to Japan and had a Japanese high school experience. That makes me sad.
asian girls, now thats a doozy
Guess who found a blue star cap opening his first bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla?
>>219946072me?
>>219945956lamest Gen 1 fire-type.
Jeffrey Epstein
>>219946072What does the qr code do?
>>219946090It lets you enter a draw for a bunch of prizes. But it’s one entry per cap and person, and I already entered before posting.
>>219946072Oh my fauci it's the drink from the game I hope it has estrogen in the bottle!!!
I would go as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Saw a picture of myself from 2 years ago damn I'm ugly
>>219946117Yes it is, and the box is kino. Unfortunately I don’t drink soda ever, I only drink water, so I literally could not finish the bottle I bought. The rest will stay closed as a cool decoration.
>>219946146Why can't you drink it
>>219946146I'm tempted to buy a box and sell to a mentally ill fan for major profit on eBay a year or two from now
>>219946146>I only drink waterSounds gay
>>219946162Too sweet. I drank a bit past the neck and put the rest away in the fridge for tomorrow maybe. 40g of sugar in a single 355ml bottle, very sweet for a water drinker like myself.
im drinking sprite right nowreally quenches my thirst
you know i don't mind if the economy crashes and the world blows up
I made hot milk for my gf and I last night
>>219946171Probably not the best investment if only because the case is heavy and shipping it will be expensive cutting into your margins. >>219946174I also drink vitamin c orange drink mix once every few days and orange flavoured psyllium husk.
>>219946202are you cats?
>>219946206I can just make them pay for shipping
The case would be so much more kino if the gay government of canada didn't put the gay high sugar warning on it. It's fucking soda, obviously it's high in sugar.
kinda hard to believe that some people dont like farting... it feels good on your butt
>>219946243Raped
Left my coffee for so long the cream in it turned into actual cream
>>219946243Don't you think you deserve it for being canadian
Pete Hegseth is sort of badass bros
>>219946243idea:buy another boxcut out these parts then glue them on on the other sidegod im so smart....
>>219946226Yes ≽ܫ≼
I need a haircut but I don't want the old slit who cuts my hair asking me embarrassing questions
Mom made steak sandwiches for the whole family but I already made myself a burger and a hotdog so I said they can eat without me but there was two whole sandwiches leftover after they were done so I just ended up eating it anyway. I'm fat
>>219946345>slitSlut*!!!!
>>219946345Just don't say anything
when making kd replace the milk called for in the preparation with sweetened condensed milk.... its awesome
>>219946332(◣_◢)
>>219946361I can't just sit there mute
Bathed for the first time in days now my room smells funky
>>219946356I want a Canadian steak sandwich. That is to say, I want a sandwich made out of steak from that Canadian anon's place. I didn't want it to come off like I wanted a steak made out of a Canadian twink, like a slap of his buttocks or something fried up.
>>219946386*slabidiot
>>219946345Why are you calling her a slut tho?
I swear there was a whole bottle of sprite in the fridge unless mom's boyfriend drank it all
>>219946303I'm telling Mark Carney you're breaking the law
My computer chair needs a deep cleaning it went from white to brown in 2 years
>>219946394i bet his thirst was quenched
>>219946396im telling mark carney that you are gay.
>>219946375Jetix
>>219946393Because it's funny
>>219946410You’re lucky the hate crime bill hasn’t passed yet
aye dis nigga wants to eat twink asshe gay af bruh(´∀｀)
>>219946345I could do it if you don't mind a man cutting your hair
>>219946418your lucky im straight. otherwise id have gay sex with you and youd be sorry.
Stop sexualizing Canadians!!!
>>219946430Will you be paying for my bus ticket to Brampton
Five leafs in a rowThat's what I'm TALKING about
aye dis nigga wants to cut hairdis thread gay af bruh
>>219946294He wants people to think this so bad Maybe I'd be more inclined to agree if they didn't bomb that girls school
canada's the fuckin best, bros
>>219946459I'm white
>>219946481that's unlikely
I don't think I've ever seen an Indian hairdresser
>>219946403Toilets exist for a reason anon
>>219946544The problem is I like to sit naked on the chair after I poo
>>219946403Imagine the testicle wrinkle imprints
No one cares my mail? Fuck you fags
Hitting the yart
>>219946479no it isn't bud
anudda poobergization ephemeralizedcorr
im finna make some kd......
damn cum aint long for this world
>>219946422AYE AYEBUNDASWEATIN SLIDINITINERACY IN ALTERED STATESBLACK IT UP
Housesitting for my uncle and my little cousin over the weekend to feed their pet rabbitThey're leaving money on the counter for McDonald's Comfy incoming
Never posting what I get in the mail ever again to this shithole general
>>219946650Getting a shamrock shake?
>>219946655No one cares you dumb tranny faggot go rope yourself
the zelda NES music just tingles that soybean in my head the right way. Even million dollar games made today don't even have such expressive compositions
I drank too much yesterday but it's almost next day night and I'm still kinda musciad
18 mile ronberg todaytuffer den expectedpartly due to constipationand DOMS from leg mild ankle pain garn hairfta addresssfink maybe was sum udder residual fatigue too coz did.anudda loonger recentfink garn hefta cool it down presentlytomorrow VERY easy den decide if anudda easy or go on to execute the fast intervals propa kafkaesque
>>219946655
>>219946632do you put ketchup in your kd?
>>219946666
>>219946663Possibly
>>219946650cant they just like leave food in the.hutchor like train.it to use a food dispemser
>tage>macklinHockey players have such cool names
>>219946666Rude ass you need some manners beaten into you
>>219946678thats gross desu........ better put tomato juice in kd not ketchup....
corr would inseminate nina kraviz tho she hella oldprobs good fing coz probs camt get pregnant from.itdont.want that
>>219946666Witnessed
NEW>>219946697
kd with sliced hot dogs added and topped with ketchup~ num nums ^w^ maybe pair with with nanaimo bars and glass of cold milk~ hehe my bubblegum pink canadian bussy quivers in anticipation
>>219946757sht tue fuck u. nobody says that.
