Teacher Took a Selfie Edition Previous >>219942306
gonna watch a movie with a small vtuber on discord. You may call me a loser now
>>219946697Cory chase looking ahh
>>219946720Did you pay to be invited
>>219946697Why do you have a random teachers selfie saved?
phwoargood.breadberg dissmay have 25 of R&R before the udder fing
>>219946747no its a very small vtuber who I only started watching because she played the exact games I don't want to bother playing
Ever since I was 5 I lived middle aged women. I wanted to sex all my teachers, all my mom's friends made me horny and all the things people attribute to older women made me rock hard. This lines above their mouth. Their hairstyles. Their glasses. I have always found it all impossibly erotic. Ever since 5th grade
>>219946697Bizarre edition
>>219946663they're not minty thoughthey just taste like green sugar
Nature women are sex
>>219946776Uh ok dude good for u
When it comes to women, the rule is 40 and up. The perfect age for a woman is 52.
>>219946776Based
>there is a big chance no canadian team will make the playoffs this yeargrim
Why are all women who like country music and off roading and fishing Republicans?
This general is an evil immoral shithole
In Halifax - where all the bitches at? Cocky want boing boing!
>>219946825Liberal women only like whatever the party line tells them to like They're not people theye programmed robots. Rep women live life
>>219946697why are most teachers female and crazy-looking? they hate men and often have 0 children of their own. oh you're a parent and you're gonna send your kid to be tormented by these freaks for 6-7 hours a day to learn about ass rape and creampies getting fucked and cummed inside prostate orgasms in health class? you're gonna be around black and mexican students? taught by an SSRI female teacher? alright pal
>>219946829why don't you leave then?
>>219946829Evil and immoral is a point of view, my son. There is no objective right or wrong, only popular opinion.
Is 32 too old to get ripped?
>>219946847you're just a normal family from the midwest your dad's a mechanic you get sent to a school and your teacher looks like this >>219946697you've gotta raise your hand and ask permission to take a piss. you get taught how white people are evil and convince you to become trans
>>219946851Because there is no where else to go if I had another place to chat I would leave this shitstain for all eternity
>>21994687650 isn't too old to get ripped
>>219946876Too old to get ripped for sloots but never old enough to get ripped for yourselfOr dudes
Why do lower untermensch love names that start with j? Jailen, Jaden, Jay, jess , Justina
>>219946897James, Johnathan, Jamie, Jason, Jack, Joe, Jeremy
>>219946897Jason*
Jedidiah is an ubermensch name
>>219946906Those ones aren't except maybe jamie and Jason
Daniel is the ultimate chad genius name
My next door neighbor Mrs Martin was my mom's best f iend, and one summer when I was a teenager she asked me to help her bring her groceries in and I said yes and when it was done she took me in her garage, closed the door and sucked me off till I came in her mouth
>>219946881to quote American Pie:MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
>>219946897*Lower class
>>219946921Thanks man
>>219946933Are you the Iranian
>>219946923Nice larp
>milf loverLatest thread schizo just dropped
>>219946921Daniel is of Jewish origin. Just sayin'.
Dogberg on a mad one
Imagine how warm her skin is
>>219946936I wish
>>219946943Zamn!
>>219946943my belly looks just like that
anyone want to game? no? ok
>>219946953I am Daniel too
My licence plate is Milfhunter
>I only want you to listen to this commercial if you're under 25, its tanya tanning butter
>>219946977what about Tanya Tucker instead
How do I accept being ugly and unwanted
>>219947013you dont, just seethe about it eternally
>>219946971Two dans don't make a right
Oje mi scusatFilo sbagliatt
Would you let Pete hegseth fuck your gf?
I am unhappy
Wish I was playing slither right now
I deserve fame and fortune because I am an intrinsically superior human
Di nuovo venerdì sera, un po' strano, ma bello, stasera forse andrò a letto presto.
>>219946776Literally nothing better than a modest milf with a big ass and thighs
>>219946943goddamn that's a long belly button
if we didn't have borders 99% of the current problems in the world would disappear
>>219947114This but moids
>>219947093
>>219947127You wish you was the joker
If we didn't have borders you wouldn't be able to count our problems
>>219947133No I don't The fuck are you talking about
I crave cuddling
>>219947114Trvclear trvke alert
*sucks teeth*ya'll niggas STEADY on that gay as shit boy. straight up why i can't fuck wit chy'all. always on that fruity ass bool shit
>>219947149Saying "bless you" when you sneeze is as far as he m willing to go.
>>219947157This is just the differences between a rusbro and krautfag
>>219947153Why do you want to talk like a fuckin mulignan?
>>219947153ayo dis nigga sucking mens teeth? hard teeth?? you could call them erect possibly???
I hate myself
Treat the road like it's your own personal race track that other people are borrowing without your permission
i'm gonna poo soon
>>219947206
>>219947211Yummeroo!
>>219947211Okay, keep us updated. We need to know when that poo falls
>>219947197you can outgrow your feelings, anon
i'm about to poo
Imagine there was just one day where everyone stayed home and you were allowed to drive on all roads however you want. That would be so much fun
What do you know about Uruguay
>>219947236IT'S HAPPENING, EVERYONE GET TO POSITION
>>219947245EGLE ONE TO NEST EAGLE ONE TO NESTEGG IN EN ROUTE REPEAT EGG IS EN ROUTE
>>219947241they legalized pot though their presidente spoke out against potheads as being aimless losers at the same time
>>219947236What are you gonna name it?
>>219947178>>219947195fuck you say to me boy? let me tell y'all young ass bitch niggas summin. you come at the king, you best not miss. nigga i'ma kill you twice
>>219947256The death of white slang has been a disaster. What ever happened to radical and tubular? Or even groovy? Why do all zoomers talk like ditsoonsIt's so cringe
just poo'd>>219947255pooberg (do not steal)
>Comedy Central is showing The Office all night longWho the fuck asks for this
>>219947275Who the fuck watches cable television?
>>219947279Addendum; who the fuck watches television
>>219947270fuck outta here squidward lookin ass. come at me again wit some bool shit imma poke ya bitch ass. straight up
>>219947241One of my great-grandparents is from there
>>219947284Peak cringe
I really wish I had an orange monkey who said things like this and acted like this and made faces like this
I didn't watch post-season-5 The Office
>>219947290I knew it you fucking spic
>>219947303Callate chicano
>>219947294
>>219947324You're the Canadian spic always shitting on nigs to earn white people points, as ifI fucking knew it you just expos d yourself
kinda want a beer but I had one yesterday and it don't hit the same two days in a row
>>219947346Scientists though the biggest vagina in existence was on the female blue whale until this fucking pussy showed up
>>219947330mfw the nearest chud does a racism
>>219947359
no soy fan de epstein carnal
How much do escorts cost
>>219947371Not-a some-a too much
>>219947340Toma tus pildoras anon tas alucinando
>>219947379Sorry I don't speak gardener
>>219947354Lmfao
BAR WENCH, GET ME ANOTHER ROUND!
>>219947384
>>219947270White slang is fucking cringe. Only nigs and ESLs use it to look sophisticated or whatever
Let's see those pretty ankles
>>219947422White slang doesn't exist anymore . There's none of it for them to use. Everyone talks like a big now you stupid zoomer
I've been listening to Tim Buckley's Blue Afternoon on my walks a lot. I guess it's cause I loved that album so much when I was 18 and because it's latin jazz folk fusion is awesome, despite the adolescent sentimentality.
eg.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AshTvxslz1Q
>>219947407
I wish a girl would sit on my mouth and just unleash a huge solid turd down my throat. Can anyone relate?
>>219947368how do you feel about cuties tho?
can i say the n word am i allowed to say the n word
>>219947478If she was a 10 I would consider it
Hawked a loogie that was so thick it almost got stuck to the sink
>>219947495thought you said something else for a second there...
>>219947501I've hawked loogies that could give fucking spackle a run for its money
hawk tuah spit on that sank
Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum
>>>/vg/559962389
Struggling to not eat out of boredom
>>219947518I only frequent ye olde /twg/ myself
was cuddling naked in bed with the bf and he banned me from slapping his soft cock against his thigh to make a slapping sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf421JsG004
>>219947526Are you a girl?
The only /vg/ general I get out of bed for is the street fighter general
>>219947502i giggled
>>219947532No I'm just a fag
>>219947538Yucko
I sometimes browse the wow general but never post, it's a lot like this thread with 2-3 characters that probably haven't posted in years that everyone blames everything on
I’m sexually confused. I alternate between feeling no attraction to anyone for weeks at a time and having intense sexual fantasies involving both men and women. I haven’t watched porn in years, but I blame it for fucking up my development.
>>219947544>Everybody It's like 3 discord trannies
>>219947544lot of tranny freaks that post there
>>219947544>it's a lot like this thread with 2-3 characters that probably haven't posted in years that everyone blames everything onThat's every general. Especially on /vg/
>>219947524I did that yesterday, and failedthen I had mortadella and mustard on unleavened corn bread with a lot of pitted black olives, it was like 4AM
what the fuck is this, call of duty literally got me playing as a little girl
>>219947544>wow generalget a FUKKIN life, dweeb
>>219947554Why is this pepe wearing eyeliner
there isnt a single place on 4chan without a lot of tranny freaks
>>219947575is meant for this guy>>219947519
I'm the most handsome poster /cum/ has to offer. It's because of my deep love and affection towards birds. Clean happy thoughts create a clean handsome man.
Is any Mexican really offended by the word beaner? Spic and wetback seem kinda mean, but beaner is funny
i am a balding subhuman /cum/ poster that everyone itt could easily beat up irl
>>219947582It’s just a picture of me
>>219947603I believe this
>>219947519ktim
am i ugly?
>>219947544
>>219947592I like fish
the only thing that matters is how much money you have and your job prospects
>>219947624VPN?
>>219947607>>219947557ThisShit will be fine for hours then someone will just randomly say "Jason" and nothing else , then a Canadian flag will start talking about "Spinny" and a CNadiN flag will start talking about "Brian" it's just a couple discord trannies with a disorder
i've been feeling manga but i've read everything already
>>219947630fish is huge in some bird cultures. I know the osprey and eagles love it
>>219947644Or else it's one guy with a Vpn
>>219947544Everyone here talks about Jason, and I have no idea who the fuck that is. I remember Riley, but he was more of an /int/ in general guy. He was the guy that did those "what makes americans so cool?" posts like 8 years ago. If you named yourself Riley you literally couldn't even post on /int/. I wonder if that's still true
>>219947644*Mexican flag
>>219947664This is one of the discord trannies
if i had friends
>>219947672I'm not a tranny and I don't use discord
>>219947664how do you not know who jason is he's like the most prominent /cum/mer
>>219947664Milk drinker, anime poster, lives with his single mom, retarded lolcow . He's posted his face multiple times
>>219947680incomplete statement
>>219947664Jason posts pictures of himself constantly so he's a real character, someone who has nothing identifiable isn't anyone
>>219947693idk, maybe I just post here in the wrong times
All thes attention whores need to be shot
>>219947732he used to post in between the afternoon and early morning
>>219947724riley posted pictures of himself all the time. Well I guess that ended up being his friend or something he was pretending to be or something. idk that was 7 or 8 years ago
>>219947758no he didn't, you stupid faggot newfag
>>219947749what if we just shot you so we didn't have to listen to your gay womanly whining?
>>219947764Literally yes he did, faggot. You were probably fucking 10 years old during this
Can chatgpt talk about erotic subjects yet?
>>219947777digitssent that freak FLYIN
>>219947778retarded newfag fresh off the boat from reddit doesn't know what the archives are lmao
It's not a flex to know more 4chan lore than someone else
>>219947821me when I lose an argument
eating RAMENthx japan
https://vocaroo.com/169E1D9g1gUR
I could beat anybody on the beer mile challenge
>>219947860you're gonna drink a mile's worth of beers?
>>219947851like, maybe nuh-uh, lady?!?!
>>219947810what's your point? I guess it was longer than 7-8 years ago. Thanks for making me feel old
>>219947873I don't see any pictures, retard
just won a debate
>>219947873lmao this was definitely really him. A lot of people posted as him back then, but this was him>>219947877I guess it didn't save them retard.
>>219947901riley DABBIN on them eurotards, what a patriot
I want to join the Yakuza
I'm so angry with my phone, I wanna take it out back and plug it one in the head
>1/5th of the worlds oil not moving>Losing military equipment at a rapid pace>Terrain doesn’t bode well for a ground invasion (think Iraq but ten times worse)>Currently no way to go back to pre-strike without huge concessions>Iran now knows they have a leverage foreverThis Iranian attack is the biggest strategic blunder in decades. Everyone involved in this decision should be given over to Iran in negotiations.
>>219947989Yeah they had no plan, they thought it would go like Venezuela
>>219947989they'll just negotiate an Iranian hands-off policy regarding the strait and everything will be fine again
Penisuela
>>219947989Idk why they didn't just focus in destroying nuclear facilities
>>219947989This was great strategy since it helps Israel.
>>219947578Man blops 7 was a weird game. Still not sure if I actually liked it or not
>crickets have begun chirping Nooooo now I can't sleep with the window open anymore
Anyone else regret voting for orange man
>>219948031No, I didn't vote
>>219948031Yes.
>>219947578>>219948020And by blops 7 I mean blops 6
Where can I meet women to marry
>>219948031The Iran war would have happened regardless. Kamala has a jewish husband and was pro-israel
>>219948041it felt like a game-sized prelude to 7. i say that as someone who enjoyed both. i tell you, when they drop some wacko hallucination version of stakeout in 7, people are gonna lose their minds. that map is the new nuketown.
>>219948052Things MAGA says to cope
>>219948066he's right though
Friday night who else is doomdrinking? I might burn out an ulcer broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGogy7WOpX0
I can just imagine some d00d in the Pentagon going 'What have we Americans be said to excel at as regards warfare? Combined arms, that's what!' before the administration rn
*can
>>219948078I hate this bitch so much she knows what she's doing
>>219947624Are you that guy always posting weird stuff about italians
>>219948031I voted for him but I don't regret it because I just don't care anymore + the alternative was some talking brown thing
>>219948088You're that weird paki womanhating guy aren't you
>>219948119How dare you sir I am Sir Lankan
>>219948078i'm not doom-drinking... more soothe-drinking i guess? it rarely riles me, so it's become a fairly reliable tonic at low levels. never above 5%, i get too carried away. just a slow, steady drip-feed. just enough to not cry or scream.
>>219948078Suede were great, light as a feather, I'd say they were like a T Rex for the 90's, but their instrumental moves had less of an identity than that
i'm doom existing
>>219948055Is 7's campaign even worth it? From gameplay I've seen it looks like they jumped the shark from interesting glowie antics to some sort of psychedelic sci-fi/horror shooter thing.
>>219948136That sounds nice. I'm too broke to sip low % only vodka here>>219948137Did you recommend some czech films here a few years ago or was that another poster?>>219948137>Suede were great, light as a featherSo far that's the only song of theirs I've taken to
Coom. Its necessary.
If you should ask me to name a single most mediocre, generic rock guitarist, then that would have to be Bernard Butler, formerly of SuedeI still prefer them to Oasis tho
My hand accidentally touched a twink boy's butt today. When it made contact he jumped a little and made a "MEEP!" sound. He quickly spun around and his face was bright red. Didn't say anything though. Felt squishy
*the single>>219948154well I'm recommending The Cremator, Marketa Lazarova and Valerie and her Week of Wonders to you right now
>>219948078I'm currently enjoying a Topo Chico sparkling water
>>219948139>I'm doom existing
>>219948171>The Cremator, Marketa LazarovaAlready seen em. Was just wondering if you were the one that recc'd The End of Old Times>Valerie and her Week of WondersSaving that one for the halloween season>>219948174Is it alcoholic?
Visited my parents and my litte sister was seething about my asian gf and telling me my kids wont be white. And I mean actually yelling
>>219948220And then you woke up
>>219948220just tell her thats the best you could do
these humanist types exult a renaissance sculpture that imitates the transparency of silk and yet they shit on video games that do the same, only at a much more technologically advanced level. Video game graphics are some of the best work of humanity as of rn
>>219948215>Valerie and her Week of WondersThis is pedo garbage, don't watch it. Somehow it is on Tubi. Watching it feels illegal
>>219948215I haven't seen that, but you know what? Watch the 60's Polish movie entitled The Saragossa Manuscript, it's a real trip
>>219948215>Is it alcoholic?No
You ever have something serious happen and get annoyed at the fact that you have to deal with it more than the fact that it's serious? Anyways I pooped blood
>>219948270which vtuber are they talking about
>>219948261I poop blood all the timeNothingburger
>>219948248That's gonna have to wait until I get around to surveying polish cinema but I'll bookmark it. I haven't watched On the Silver Globe either.>>219948253Tragic>>219948261>>219948280Is it light red or dark red? Very important.
>>219948215also, Shadows of a Hot Summer (1978), a great war movie from CZSK
Orange County ERO arrested Praney Sa Em, 33, of Cambodia, Mar. 10. Em has a significant criminal history and is affiliated with the Tiny Rascals Gang, a Cambodian-American gang based in Long Beach.
>>219948284Also bookmarked
>>219948282>On the Silver Globeit's not exactly HARD TO BE A GOD, I dropped it pretty early on though I did appreciate what it was going for
>>219948288On some Fu Manchu shit
>>219948288>Long BeachThat's where I live.Cambodian food is really good but Cambodia Town is ghetto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uuRVzgDAbA
mommai cant breet
>>219948272mandaloregaming
>>219948371mandalore's a terminal normie, but idk why you'd make that implication
i am so incredibly cooked
I can't stop scratching my ass and sniffing my fingers
some of you didnt read Art by Clive Bell and it shows
the only mandalore conspiracy theory I'm aware of is that he's black cause his voice is so bassy and he always wears gloves when showing his hands in the videos, alright and that there's the one where all his associates are trannies
>>219948288fuck ICE
>>219948394when canadian boys do this it smells like maple-y vanilla-y pancake batter
>>219948302Is it a clusterfuck? What about The Fabulous Baron Munchausen
>>219948272
>readingget a load of unc here
>>219948416I hope it's better than the Gilliam version, cause that one dragged on a lot!
>>219948408Think it's time to dilate friend
>>219948432yes i'm trans btw it doesn't matter
Nazi punks need to f**k off
Idiot friend drank too much and can't drive home
>>219948427Not familiar
>>219948447nazi punks are cringier than this because being punk is inherently gay
>>219948455let him sleep on your couch
>>219948447>defend equality>hail satan and a pentagram sort of thing (both pink) is he just some sort of masochist?
>>219948455That's why you get drunk at home and watch a movie or read a book
>>219948474it's not supposed to make sense. libtards aren't rational, intelligent people. they're just mad they were born losers and are trying to ruin the world because they suck at life, it's TRULY that simple.
>>219948467Good! I watched that shitty sci fi of his with Johnny Depp at the cinema and I felt robbed of time! Jabberwocky and the Monty Pynthon movies are good though.
>>219948447If he threw a swastika in there somewhere he'd be hilarious
>>219948492I'm sorry I'm loaded and lost track of the conversation. Which one had a johnny depp remake? Silver globe or baron munchausen
>>219948472Not much room in my car unless I do an impromptu cleaning
>>219948504it was just a Terry Gilliam movie. Remember 12 monkeys? Well then he made a bad one.
>>219948394mee too but its because i have pinworms
>>219948528jfc, I thought that was just something Ed McMillen had made up
>>219948523>12 monkeysNever heard of it
>wonder if I'm gonna be alright>run the numbers>I'm totally fuckedShit!
>>219948563its kino, highly recommend
>>219948523are you talking about fear and loathing, or the brothers grimm?
Eating sunflower seeds right now.
>>219948579Hell yeah brother
>>219948528Those suck. Just get medication for it. Being infested is bad for you.
>>219948563Brasil? Time Bandits? No? Gilliam's not bad, I think his work informed Spielberg's godlike 90's run, but he's a huge asshole and eventually his routine got old
>>219948579I just ate some peanuts
>>219948579pumpkin seeds are so much better its not even close
For me it's pumpkin seeds
>>219948578The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus & The Zero Theorem, actually
why did Hitler have sympathy for animals but not for jews?does this mean hes not a psychopath and instead had some other mental problem?
jest plain durn don't like no seeds
>>219948578I live in New Hampshire and I've never seen so many fucking jeets in my life fucking fuck!!!
>>219948606psychos have empathy for animals and children
>>219948600Depp was in Zero Theorem?>>219948612Not my problem
>>219948612Have you ever seen The Hotel New Hampshire? I even read the book! Great stuff.
>>219948624oh, it must've been Matt Damon, then, I hated it so much that I was seeing red
>>219948577>brad pittEhh
>>219948637so what?Brad Pitt is in several kinos that I would rate 9/10 or 10/10, including Se7en, Interview With The Vampire, and Inglorious Basterds
>>219948654Brad Pitt's sort of like a more talented Hugh Grantboth can be good actors, but they were heartthrobs first
>>219948637Also Bruce Willis
Is there anything worse than dementia?
>>219948676being randomly set on fire by a schizo while riding the subway
Music by Paul Buckmaster
>>219948676Being constipated
I have a great post but I'm saving it for a new thread
>>219948654He's a fake tough guy
>>219948709Who's a real tough guy?
>>219948709What did you expect he's an actor
Neu!>>219948719>>219948719>>219948719
>>219948720Me
corr shouldnt have had dat chilli sauce yesterdayonly gone and come out in the poobergproblem is capsaicin dont digest wellonly gone and given me fire arse innit
>>219948720Good question>>219948723Even still
