My mother is a fish editionprevious: >>219948719
Is there some rule that Irish people have to be as annoying as possible at all times? Just shut up. Nobody cares.
>>219950648Like Irish nationals or you mean Americans with Irish backgrounds?
>>219950672All of them. I want them all to go away.
America needs to go back to solving problems through breakdance
>>219950686Dang
Reminder just a few years ago the current president of the USA was working the drive through at McDonalds. Think it. Dream it. Do it.
Para mi? Tennis.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGZVZcMYdmA&list=RDrGZVZcMYdmA
>>219950692That's Australia's job thoughever
>>219950751Tennis are second only to TOPS
>>219950762You sure you aren't being pussy biased rn?
>>219950795haaah, you admitted that the chick from Tennis ain't as hot as Jane Penny of TOPS!
Rhea is a cool moon
Why do femoids feel the constant need to chit chat? Why can't we just chill and vibe?
I've created a gps app that tells you who the ground you're on was stolen from, so you can do a land acknowledgement. It only goes back one owner, which is great for disingenuous virtue signaling in north America but European users will mainly be paying homage to the Third Reich.
I like the Mamas and the Papas too, I like how they made it obvious they weren't singing/playing on multiple variety/talk shows they were invited to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USibFMyk3Rw&list=RDUSibFMyk3Rw>>219950801It's true but the chick from Tennis has a nicer voice imo.
Hey it's don shipley bro. Were you ever a navy seal?
i just can't with y'all hahaha
>>219950715Sorry but they're just so annoying. They're annoying. That's the only way to put it. Their effeminate accent is annoying. The way they have twenty different names for Ireland is annoying. The way they're so proud of stupid stuff like shilaylies is annoying it's just a stick. The way their government can't stop domestic terrorism because they're too busy nagging anyone who says anything negative about the Irish is annoying. The fact they all speak English but have their own dumb language they never use is annoying. Now Saint Patrick's day is coming up so we have to hear about Irish this Irish that I'm already sick of it. The English should have finished them off when they had the chance but now it's too late.
>>219950831I am a native Icelander
One thing about the Irish is they never stop talking about shillelaghs. It's just every single conversation with those fucking people.
I haven't done any drugs or drank in a few years. But sometimes I get the urge to get high and dance to hardstyle naked.
blah blah blah love me sum Corned Beef
>>219950677raka maka fon
This is where music peaked. Right here https://youtu.be/Ok7Eh4fdgnA?t=154
you know as an East European, glory to Arsztotka seems kinda of hackneyed to me!
I just saw a giant fucking cat. I didn't get a good picture of it because i was in my car, but it was 4 times as big as my cat (no, it was not a dog)
>>219951030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRKSIj2tMc&list=RDhBRKSIj2tMcBoomer hours but im here for it
>>219950905That's what I'm saying. You make the mistake of talking to an Irish person and they instantly start loudly ranting about shamrocks this blarney stone that and dancing jigs and singing. It's so obnoxious. Lots of people are proud of their culture & heritage and don't make a whole identity out of it but for the Irish it's impossible. They're poor too at least the American ones are.
In 500 years advertisements will be played directly into people's dreams right before waking up.It's all happening you cannot stop it.
>>219951059in 500 years we'll all be cyborg killing machines
>>219951059The man of tomorrow will be mightier and nobler than we can possibly imagine. Or he will be nothing at all.
Just beat the shit out of an irish shillelagh vendor. He tried to play it cool but the first word out of his mouth was "shillelagh" so I clocked him immediately and promptly whooped the everloving shit out of him.
>>219951107Slovenes used to trawl around thinnish logs with them until at least the late 17th century. They called them 'gorjače' ie. clubs
I'm not being funny but music fucking sucks now it was much better when I was a teen/young adult.
>>219951107I don't condone violence but I can understand why you'd feel that way. The other week there was a potluck at work and of course the Irish guy who sleeps at his desk and smokes brought mashed potatos with what else, kerry gold butter. I feel bad saying all this but they've forced my hand. I just can't pretend to like the Irish any longer. Sad but they did it to themselves. Their whiskey's not even that good in my honest opinion. Do they even make cheese in Ireland? If they do I never heard of it so it's probably not very good.
>>219951130I'm 40 but I still get such a blast out of music. Listen to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEdqo68xIQc
Probably going to go back to university next year. Probably going to have to start drinking again to not be a social outcast. I don't like booze but I need to be tipsy to socialize properly.
>>219951161"potluck" is also suspiciously irish. (pot of gold/luck of the irish) Honestly I'd hold off on any potlucks in the future as it tends to bring the irish scum out of the woodwork (woodwork is also how they construct shillelaghs). Glad you got out safe though, but if you're gonna spend any amount of time around irish people it's best to stay armed from now on. Stay non-irish brother.
The Irish created the African-American
>>219951254Thanks, you too. What you said about potlucks makes a lot of sense. God they're in everything. You can't even enjoy lunch anymore with them running around all the time.
>>219951258That's sort of true when you think about it. Most of the Confederates were Irish weren't they? Makes sense, even though they always brag about what good fighters they are all they do is get drunk and have little battles with each other in pubs and blow up random cars. They're even proud of that they have a drink called an Irish car bomb where you drop a shotglass of Irish cream (it's just cream with whiskey in it) into whiskey (whiskey with whiskey in it). They'd probably get rid of the cream if they could, can't risk getting any blood in the alcohol stream. I need to stop talking about this because it's making me sad and angry. Thanks for listening guys, hope you all have a good day free of the green menace.
The world I strive for will have no room for people like me. Not from here nor from there. But it is a world worth fighting for.
Should I eat wafflesBtw I look like this
>>219951385t. the cowboy leaving the family after saving the town from bandits
>>219951380>Most of the Confederates were Irish weren't they?They sure weren't Catholic, they were the Scots elite of NI
>>219951433Waffles are good but Lucky Charms suck. They're too sweet and they turn your milk green (of course they do). Balloons aren't even a lucky charm in any culture I'm aware of, they're so poor they had to pad out the marshmallow selection just to get to seven. Did you know the mascot is a Leprechaun? They don't have leprosy or anything they're just goblins, because of course it can't just be a normal forest folktale creature it has to be a special Irish one.
>38 percent of African Americans have an Irish heritage
>>219951535They might as well just call themselves Irish it's the same thing. Irish are pretty much just black guys painted white, no offense to black people. At least your food is good and you invented peanutbutter, I don't think Irish invented anything they just take normal things that already existed paint it green make it worse add whiskey and say it's from the Emerald Isle. Which is a misnomer it's not even that green. France is way greener than Ireland is so it's yet another Hibernian lie. No wonder they're so obsessed with "sham"rocks.
I am Spartacus!
True Irish remember the tale of William Wallace, the first Alpha Male.
By the way, did you know that the Irish have their own version of Catholicism? It's not any different from regular Catholics they just call it Irish Catholicism so they can make the cross green and blow each other up about it. God must really love them for some reason otherwise they'd die going into withdrawals from having to drink wine at communion. They probably make the wafers with baking soda too. Well, anyway, I've said what needed to be said and now it's time to get ready to go to work. President Kennedy was Irish and he was so bad at it he got shot and died. Even Obama was able to survive for eight years but not Kennedy, nope, has to be the center of attention. The shooter was probably Irish too it would only be surprising because he didn't blow up the car and was sober enough to aim a shot.
who pissed in your lucky charms
>>219951913Bono
I have been described as one of the most molested beer bastards in all of space and time.
>>219951953Are you The Raped?
>>219951934damn that's right bono is irish isnt he? maybe that sperg is right
>>219951995I am familiar with The Rapes, but I am not The Rapes myself. Let’s just say I consider The Raped a close associate.
>>219952016Yep, Enya and Sinead O'Connor as well. The Irish really are a menace.
>>219952062My parents rebuked me for bein' soch a rakeAnd spending moy time in such frolicsome waysBut I'll never forget the good nature of JaneFáigimíd siúd mar atá sé
its too early for such a celebration of the english language
>>219951048Could it have been a lynx?
you think you're cynical but if something isn't mainstream and aligns with your worldview you're the most gullible goo goo ga ga baby bitch in existance you eat that shit right up
>>219952134
I'm getting sleepy, go on without me
>>219952343
Look out! Where there's stout there are Irish about!
>>219952221There aren't any in iceland, but it sure looked like one
goyim need to stop treating dogs like people
>>219952919Why do you come here to complain about posters in a different thread
>wake up>go to work>supposed to open>me and one other coworker showed up>waited 30 minutes>opening shift leader never came>went home>manager called me mid-drive home>straight up told him I'm not working todayriveting morning
>>219953067Aren't you the mouse pedo
>>219952965brownophrenia
I'm in perfect shape it just happens to be a circle
my plan for today is to catch up on chores (vacuum, laundry, bathroom) then chill with some games
I’m fuckin drunk I’m hate life im retardsrsrd probabky ima domputer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK-6yAt3c-U
In the US, the percent of car motorists who have a valid license is about the same as the percent of adult cyclists who have a valid license, so on any given day there's a good chance that the cyclists on the road have more driver's licenses than all of the car motorists on the road. In some cities the percent of motorists on the road without a license is as low as 85%.
I'm making burgers, and I got a lot of fruit to snack on later
>>219953289its six in the morning
>>219953312I'm preparing them for later bc I have other stuff to do
>>219953335nobody cares faggot
>Black woman should do gyaru fashionquoted from Analects by Confucius
>>219953224I look like this
>>219953357was confucius even aware of black peoples' existence
Looks like we have an Irish janny
>>219953281you mean as high as 15%?
>>219953416you got it for free pedojeet
I went to a gym with a kid who is a big gay kid lol I guess I just got the one that you had was just for me too and it wasn’t too bad for you lol Anyway I don’t know if I can remember that but I don’t know what if I was just gonna I just don’t want to have to go to sleep lol lol I just got home from work buddy I love you mommy mommy mama mama mommy mommy mama mommy
Thread needs to take its meds today.
I don’t feel very good I think I’m going to cry okthxbai
>>219953751
King Tut's cut slut butt must just bust Amut's crushed nuts.
I wanna sleep forever!
>>219954390that can be arranged
>>219954691I love you
>>219954708
>>219954737:)
>>219950615Sanctuary was kino and apparently it's not considered to be even on his top 5.Some day I'll read his big ones but I'm scared of the stream of consciousness thingy
I deserve this
Just had a dream I was in some canadian dexter fuck's basement, hiding under a bed, long story short I shot him in the stomach then sat on top of him until the cops showed up. Why are canadians all creepy serial killers as this dream elucidated to me?
well, where is my americon gf?
BABY BABY BABY OOOOOHH
>>219954930allan legere died last week. he was the craziest serial killer in my area of canada. maybe it was his spirit?
>>219955133That's nuts, he actually looked similar. He was a stocky, dark-brown haired, average suburban schlub looking dude dressed in a brown tshirt and shorts. He didn't say a word while I sat on top of him waiting for the cops to come either, just accepted his fate.
bagel with butter and strawberry preserves. smoked oysters. ice cold can of dr perky. great day to be White
>>219955245You want capers on that boss?
Been snowing for 4 days
>>219955191crazy dream. i'm glad the monster of mirimachi didn't get you too.
>>219955325that sounds good anon
>>219955325that sounds terrible and I know your full name and address and blood type
i don't even know my own blood type
>>219955431Syrup
>>219955341Dabbed on that fool. Sorry for implicating all canadians in being serial killers, it's uh, probably not true...
if i was god i would find porn posters and i would torture them slowly to death
>>219955472I'd vote fer ya.
>>219955457you can never be too sure
>be God>invent men>invent women>invent sex>invent pornidk what He expected
>>219955445i put that shit on everything
Only some Canadians are serial killers
>>219955520He expected that Creatures with sapience and free will might practice slightly more self restraint than an amoeba.
humans always blaming god; a tale as old as time
I use syrup whenever a recipe calls for sugar or honey
>>219955543robert pickton was the scariest fr
Good morning
Title is actually 'Chinese Holocaust' in the title, but I had to change it due to YouTube. This is not as admission of equivalency between the holocast and holodomor, that's not true.
I poke my head out from a window on the second floor
Watching my favorite youtuber from when i was kid its obvious his mental faculties are deterioratingFeels bad
fashion models should look like vampires in vampire clothing, thats peak fashion
>>219950721>pull in for some McSlop>huge commotion going on>oh fuck thats trump>tons of protestors yelling>cameras everywhere>line is glacial, protestors keying cars>fuck this dont want to be on tv or get vandalized>try and leave the drivethru queue>special agent sniper decides this is suspicious and blows open my chest>dont realize i'm already dead, try to flee vehicle>lifeless body tumbles out of truck>pants fall down>last sensation is liberals and conservatives putting aside their difference for one beautiful moment to laugh at my asscheeks and micropenis>thanks dolan
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>>219955725how do you say burnt offering in mandarin?
>>219955845Who?
Tired of retards talking about the ”Straight of HormuzHow the fuck do they not know that it’s Strait
>>219956404supergreatfriend. He's a lets player and does mostly horror games like Siren and Silent hill etc. His RE9 play is painful because he forgets things he did just minutes ago
if i had money i would buy so many games i would be hardcore gaming 24 7
>>219956093kino
>snowing>temps will increase>freezing rain tomorrowLousy Smarch weather
Girl at my last job had a really big neck. I don't know how to describe it other than big. She looked like she could swallow a golf ball no problem. Nice lady though.
>>219951065That sounds awesome, I hope it doesn't take that long though.
>>219957307Think she has gay sex with other women?
Cold af>>219957256Yea freezing rain is the worst
>>219955558>He expected that Creatures with sapience and free will might practice slightly more self restraint than an amoeba.amoeba don’t make porn thoughbeit
>>219958249What if they do and we just don't know about it
the draft will never be implemented in the US again. it went so badly during vietnam that it officially ended the draft as a policy.
>>219952134I played it actually. It was pretty fun.>>219950615I'm burned out. Like completely burned out. I didn't even know it was possible to be this fucking burned out. I can't do it anymore. My brain is done. It's not a matter of motivation or anything it's just gone. There's nothing left to pull from. It's like doing pull-ups and then your muscles get too tired to do anymore. I'm at the mental equivalent.
>>219958789
>>219958789>It's like doing pull-ups and then your muscles get too tired to do anymore. I'm at the mental equivalent.
>>219958857LIVE
>>219958904LIVE
>>219958505>I asked God to send me amoeba porn and God said: look at your hands
*drops into foundry and amoeba starts playing*
Room is almost ready for me to move back into it's been a long 2 weeks
>how long have you been a- how long have you been a rebel sympathiser?
>>219959281Imagine simping for this
>>219959246What happened? Did you fart in it?
>>219959591Leaky pipe then we found mold we had to tear out tons of drywall then we fixed up the hole and painted the room
>707s & No Bitches
>>219959697Aw yeah, that sounds like a pain in the ass. Best of luck
Whats up, ese.
>>219959246>>219959697Good stuff. It's for the best you dealt with it well
>>219950615Excellent author but I must say I did not manage to read him in english, his language was too tough for me. Maybe I will try again someday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXQNdUpCQzw
>>219959830His style is really good. All his works are bangers.
What do you guys think about the Netanyahu rumors about him being dead?
>>219959281What's her OF?
>>219959922i only lissen ro news from reputable source coz im not a moron like deez people from /pol/ who beliveve every rando twitter post they aee and post about it
>>219950883chat, i can't :crying emoji:
arse feelin' better afta last the firearse incident and a swift rectificationization pooberg>>219953097phwoar anudda good kittington >>219955513corr good kittingtonshire diss
We are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn
>>219959979Hold the doors open for the milk truck
>>219952418corr you stole me kittingtonberg
>>219960007Women will say this like their great grandmother didn't think mickey mouse was satanic
>>219959979efniclly? breasticly?not fer me
when i hear like "latina" or "asian" i can't help but think of p0rn
>>219960007I have 50 pounds of sand (in a bag) in my house
>>219960082I think of "sexy" and "cute bebes" respectively
>>219960082
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>219960082My brain can't comprehend "ebony" as an actual material now
I want to play pokopia
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>>219960318I'm glad he died
>>219960318I just can't understand why anyone would shoot this righteous gentleman in the head
>>219960318cant believe boomers still behave this way desulike they unironically expect blacks to behave like whiteslib dems are the same in uk fucking retards i take the nogs side you dont expect decently in america in public as long as leftists lord over us and this guy probably is part of the blob
>>219960318Scumbag mf. Can't stand niggas who treat themselves way too serious.
Remember when Snoop Dogg said Nipsey was descended from kangz lmao
My heads all fucked up and im sorta confused. This is annoying.
Snoop a fraud and a sell out, all those 90s gangsta rappers that are still relevant and alive are.
Are you ok america? I wanted to say that despite our differences and propaganda i still like you and support you
Olivia Rodrigo is back!
>>219960539Ice cube called out trannies and Democrats on Tucker Carlson interview
>>219960552Tired.
How did they get away with this?
>>219960552>Are you ok america?THEY'VE BEEN HIT BYTHEY'VE BEEN STRUCK BYA SMOOTH CRIMINAL
>I get no bitches>Its saturdayI'm gettin drunk today
Watching temple of doom on AMC
showerinng and brushing teeth is a humiliation rituarl
>>219960935Indian moment
Im so fucked up today. I slept like 4 and a half hours and now i have to work
>>219960890I loved the first movie but the second one I found kinda meanspirited and unrelenting, I just todally couldn't?!
>>219960509No why would anyone know that
>>219960571i want to jerk off inside her vagine
>>219960782literally everyone smoked back then brothat's why they all looked 40 after they got out of high school
>>219961008Temple of Doom is my all time favorite
>>219961047ywnban
Did Dora the explorer teach Spanish in the English version? She teached English in the Spanish dub. What about other languages? What a weird show.
>>219961149I don't remember learning a single Spanish word from that show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3EfKzpmUesthis skatepark is cool as fuck
there is some "nerd market" at the mall today anyway some "influencer" recorded me when i was sitting down eating my lunch without asking so yeah this is a thing now
Indiana jones please redeem our sacred stone and save our village saar
things i don't like:>golf>football>country music>toastmasters>coffee>the stock market>disney songs>pickup trucks>people who drive pickup trucks>the final fantasy series>kpop
>>219961331Which final fantasy games have you tried
>>219961331if you dont like golf you are sissier than a pickup princess so
>>219961331this nigga hates Florida (perfectly rational)
>>219961331I hate golf so much. It's pretty fun but my core memory of it is just trying to smack the ball for fun and then my dad basically saying my swing sucks lmao
>>219961331>golflike it>footballlike it>country musichate it>toastmastershate it>coffeehate it >the stock markethate it >disney songsdon't like it>pickup truckslike it>people who drive pickup trucksat least they're not subaru drivers>the final fantasy serieshate it>kpophate it
>>219961430Can I fuck your ass?
People who drive pickup trucks without using the bed at least once every 6 months have small penises, but they're better than people who drive motorcycles
>>219961450wrong pic >>219961477
I wish I was a human sized cockroach
Train Dreams deserves to win Best Picture
>>219961408>at least they're not subaru driversmy mom drives a subaru and I'm probably going to buy it for my first car
Death to all Nissan Altima drivers
>my first car
How much ram do you have? Would you consider buying this?
Got my first car in 2013, it was a 2007 Corolla that I got from my neighbor in exchange for cleaning his garage
hello
>>219961739And sucking his cock
>>219961712I built a PC years ago and put 32gb of RAM in it Have a 1080Ti with 12gb of VRAM Don’t play anything new so it’s good enough for me
>>219961758You suck cock?
I love how cars are really cheap in u.s.a and accesible, here I could go to jail if I miss some government tax for cars
Favorite vegetable?
>>219961712this is pathetic but I would prefer 1x16 for future upgradeability
>>219961769I have. 2060 and feel left in the dust if I can't run games at ultra settings I don't even bother playing
>>219961801That's what happens when you country is run by the car-tels
>>219961800You did for a shitty car
>>219961852Must be confusing me for someone else
>>219961812peas
>homoanon is homoposting again
>>219961914No you definitely are the cock sucker
>>219961940I like that they add a slight amount of micro nutrients to rice
>>219961745hi
>>219961812Cucumber because they can act as a makeshift dildo
Favorite hot dog toppings?
I want to take my entire family and move somewhere else like Italy or Japan. I've never been more embarrassed or ashamed to be an American than I have these last few months.
https://youtu.be/dRr89eAsxTEIN YOUR HEAAAARTI'D FREEEEEZEIN YOUR HEAAAARTI'D FREEEEEEEZEE
>>219962139tajin y chamoy
>>219962142You stay the fuck out of those countries, go somewhere cucked like britain
>>219962139pickles and mustard, steamed, not fried
>>219962157bro speakin doodlebob
do Americans still sell steamed hawt dawgs? last time everything was fried, even the buns
>>219962139Doesn't matter I just like hotdogs because they remind me of penises
>>219961801is this satire
a poop path pooped on the poopface as poopidence i pooped there on purpose
this is a 5/10 in mexico city
>>219962326Prostitute?
>>219962326I banged her
>>219962326I want that chevy
mexicans really be out there runnin around wid dey chihuahuas an shiet
>>219962303well, the issue lies when anybody can report your car stolen and you go directly to the big one
>>219962326That's a male. My body also looks like that.
>leftist bitches bout america>leftist bullshit ruins cunt>oh no leftist has left cunt cause hates his own ideas>moves to new cunt and proceeds to defile his next hostwtf theyre literally parasites
>>219962419That's actually a Chihuahua walking around with his Mexican
>>219962432Shut up, chud
no wonder puerto vallarta anon takes so many picturesevery click down the road is something wacky
>>219962445In the state of Chihuahua the Chihuahua dogs are the owners.
What the FUCK is his problem
I like Mexican women
A Latina is browsing this thread right now
Tired of being extremely mentally ill
I'm slowly becoming a boomer
This says a lot about society…
any woman who speaks the spanish is instantly unattractive to mewhat a bastard vulgar language
>>219962583What's yer burden, partner
>>219962606HahaCanada is soooo silly
>>219962550Mexican women don't speak English.
>>219962619Okay, incel chud
>>219962619Same but for English. Whore language.
>>219962642brazil and america need to do a pincer attack on mexico and btfo the mexis once and for all
>>219962606tired of these fucking redskins and their constant cryingtired of the white guilt faggots who keep coddling them
>>219962666Why Brazil?
>>219962666>brazilwhy brazil
>>219962680based non spaniard cunt
>>219962706Brazilian women can give me death by snu snu.
>>219962750death by maraca boom boom
last relationship I was with, she was a woman from Pvebla York. She was in her 30s, married and with two teen girls. We went to the motel and started drinking. She had a fine body but was showing me pictures of her daughters and if I found them attractive. I didn't pay much attention until a couple of years later that she wanted to divorce her husband and take her to live with me and her daughters. Crazy
hope the 3060 re-run won't just be a spit in the face
>>219962784>30s>two teen girls
gonna do a few more chores then game time
>>219962680>>219962683I was reading a document from the time of the Mexican Civil War in the 1910s, written by an American, and he suggested a joint United States invasion with other Latin American republics such as Brazil, Argentina, Chile. The idea being Mexicans would object less than if it were just gringos occupying them.
>>219962139no one eats hot dogs here
>>219962642Hola mi amor
Gotta change catberg's litter
>>219962875>not hotdogs>no tacosI would kms.
Had a vivid dream last night. For some reason mars had turned into an astroid that was flying by earth. I looked up and saw this big red thing flying through the sky but everyone was acting like it was normalThen in the 2nd part of my dream I had to have public sex with this beautiful chubby girl. It was like some weird religious ritual she spread her legs in front of everyone on a stage beckoned me, and I woke up just as I cummed inside her
Some joker painted a mural of my wife
Have you been in a fight before?
>>219963121lots in middle school and high school
>>219963183Did you ever have to use your sharingan?
>>219963081
>>219963198wth is that?
>>219963121How did he move so fast?
>>219963226Red eye from Naruto.
>>219963226The Sharingan is a powerful Uchiha clan eye power in MMA that grants enhanced perception, allowing users to see chakra, predict movements, and copy jutsu, while also enabling powerful genjutsu (illusions) through eye contact. It's a powerful technique versus bullies.
>>219963311>>219963311>>219963311>>219963311JUST MOVE ON UP
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>>219963034Neal Stephenson has a cool book about terraforming mars
>>219962937phwoar intresting kittingtonshire
