bad company edition>>219950615
>>219963388I WAS BORN SIX GUN IN MY HANDBEHIND A GUNI'LL MAKE MY FINAL STANDTHAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
weebs give me the ick
Have you ever fought in a fatal four way? >https://youtu.be/J7SlUf_T5dI
Shitting at 249kph
>>219963412an excellent tunehttps://youtu.be/JXQJpyQBShU
>>219963452that's not true!!
>>219963311Ackchyually you have to put /cum/
>>219963616damn...and such a good edition, too
>be walking your qt gf home from a nice dinner>pic related suddenly slaps her ass from behind>”fuck you gon do about it human?”What do you do, anons
weebs give me the dick
why the fuck do slovenia, slovakia and serbia have to have such similar flags and names like actually fuck off man this shits so annoying
>>219963701but he's legally retarded cause his forepaws are vestigial
one of my coworkers is a fat, bearded, long haired, weeb with what's either a mild british accent or an autism-induced speech impedementhe's a nice guy but I imagine he's what most of you look like
Just cancelled some plans and now my whole weekend is free. Is there a better feeling in the world?
Jeffery Epstein killed woke
>>219963735someone should make a USSR/RF flag extension for slavs lole
>>219963735pan-slavic colours
>>219963799our cope is that our colors derive from the Holy Roman Imperial Crownland or Duchy of Carniola which was located in modern-day Central Slovenia
the holy roman empire was neither holy nor roman nor an empire. discuss amongst yourselves.
>>219963881it sure beat Muslim rule thoughever
Full on stupid people are scary. How do you even manage exist and survive like that? Ykwim if you've ever encountered someone like that, like someone barely literate
im stupid and im still alivei just stay in my room, tho
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
business idea: /cum/ trip to Paris and we just beat the SHIT out of pickpockets for funsies
>>219963943taco bowl when?
No one is below 100 IQ in those IQ threads but plenty of sub 6' in height threads.
>>219963701my speed is superior so I would beat him in a fight
Dad wants me to cut the grass >https://youtu.be/PkoFImDpx_M
>>219963701Kill it with sticks and stones like ancient humans did.
>>219964165THERE'S 2 FEET OF SNOW OUT THERE IS HE MAD?!
>>219964173hello mr pendejo
bought tequila and cointreau years ago because i wanted to become a margarita manabout 3 years later, the bottles are still well over half full
>>219964201Nigger
>>219964201LOOKIN FOR MY LOST SHAKER O' SALTSOME PEOPLE CLAIMTHAT THAR'S A WOMAN TO BLAMEBUT I KNOWIT'S MY OWN DAMN FAULT
>>219964188Midwest lands are clear at the moment. He said we can't miss this opportunity*sips*
Feeling sheepy this afternoon probably going to call it quits early tonight
so called winter
i would whip everyone's ass itt
>>219964295Where is that from?
>>219964311I would bust a nut in your ass
>>219964325Probably California.
>>219964349I would watch that
Sheepy cumbum
>>219963701What if it fell on its side?
>>219964325Your gay dads summer pleasure palace
Having an afternoon nap feels better than cumming on my own face.
Make sure to drink water and go for that walk today anons
corr impending poobeeg in 16
>>219964391It won’t
>>219964414I did, I listened to Pink Moon and some Tim Buckley
>>219964414Don't tell me what to do, ok?
>>219964410well yeah naps are good and cumming on your face isn't good. shocking
>>219964409Wtf bro
>>219964414me?i roon
>>219964458Oh yeah I forgot
>>219964409bodied that freak
>>219964491Enjoy having ruined knees at 40.
>>219964468Sorry to break it to you sweet heart but your dad packs fudge
>>219964491why are brits so athletic? unironically
As a man, I find fat people to be repulsive subhumans, regardless of gender
>>219964528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJgcp2-Esck
>>219964507Thats retarded
watching a movie about jews
I don't think I could ever get fat biologically, I've always been a scrawny weaselly freakIf I really let myself go I'd have the goblin pot-belly body shape
The world would be better if everyone was underweight.
>>219964564that's every hollywood movie
I don’t give a poopy doopy dick about this stinky dinky shit.
Is ready or not worth buying?
Kiss your sister
>>219964688I have two sisters. Which one do I kiss?
I am surely the eepiest little barn mouse in the prairie provinces
>>219964564does it contain a scene where a bald fat guy in a wrinkled suit is talking on the phone and he goesYA FUCKIN FUCK YA THINK YA COULD STIFF ME ON MY PERCENTAGE? NO, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUUU, WE'RE DONE HEAH, I AIN'T TAKIN NO MORE OF DIS SHIT, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYAH. YEAH? WELL YOU CAN EAT A FAT ONE, YA SHMUCK!
farting
mario 64 ost is pretty much the vibe goat
>>219964704both of them
I had sex with the mom of the person reading this
>>219964688
Why did I learn Portuguese and not Spanish?
>>219964729No, but there is indeed some explicit discussion about finances
>>219964775cuz ur retard xD
>>219964785Aww shucks
Piratebros it's so over
why is it ok for WOMEN with HIGH TESTOSTERONE to have male interestsbut NOT OK for males with low testosterone to have FEMALE interests
>>219964749DKC for me
>>219964874>praheep SHITSAKthis has got to be a troll
>>219964880It is pretty much ok in clown world
currently snowing outsidetomorrow it will be 60monday it wil be snowing again
>>219964775It should take you 2 weeks to learn the other language. They're pretty much the same language.
>>219964880neither is ok
>>219964880Because one begets sissy bullshit and the other is a valiant pursuit of strength
>>219964928It's 90F here. I haven't experienced snow in 15 years.
>Chinga tu madre, puto
anyone want to farm super credits on hellldivers:
>>219964874name one bingbingwahoo exclusive title that's actually worth playing
>>219964880I think it’s okay. It’s more important to be yourself, even if others don’t approve. It’s not easy. But life is too short to deprive yourself of the things that make you happy. Others will have their opinions, but fuck ‘em.
Going to church today evening so I can watch Fish Tank from the start tomorrow.
>>219963452
>>2199648749 months in Switch 2 has 0 games I am interested in playing
I'm too lazy to start the campaign of games I just bought. Days gone has been in my desktop for 4 months, but I haven't opened once.
I was just at the grocery store and a girl came up to me and told me she thought I was dressed really nicely
>>219965161Did you ask her out?
>>219965157I cleared 90gigs of movies off the disc so I could play Total War Warhammer 3 some more. But I think it needs another 50 gigs and for me to dust off the interior of the rig to really work as intented
>>219965161Shoulded off axed for her #
>>219965161Did you eat her out?
>>219965161Random compliments like that are nice. I can still remember things people said to me years ago.
>>219965076Mario fever
It's good when women have masculine interestsPedicat pueros tribas PhilaenisEt tentigine saevior maritiUndenas dolat in die puellas.Harpasto quoque subligata ludit,Et flavescit haphe, gravesque draucisHalteras facili rotat lacerto,Et putri lutulenta de palaestraUncti verbere vapulat magistri:Nec cenat prius aut recumbit ante,Quam septem vomuit meros deunces;Ad quos fas sibi tunc putat redire,Cum coloephia sedecim comedit.Post haec omnia cum libidinatur,Non fellat—putat hoc parum virile—,Sed plane medias vorat puellas.Di mentem tibi dent tuam, Philaeni,Cunnum lingere quae putas virile.
>>219965286Scribere proposui de contemptu mundano,Jam est hora surgere de somno mortis vano,Zizaniam spenere, sunpto virtutum grano.Surge, surge, vigila, sempere esto paratusVita brevis breviter in brevi finieturmors venit velociter quae neminem vereturomnia mors perimit et nulli misereturSurge, surge, vigila, sempere esto paratusTela sic aranea presentis mundi vitaLabilis et flebilis, non est in tuto sita,Labitur et flectitur nunc est exinanita.Surge surge vigila, semper esto paratus.Ubi sunt, qui ante nos in hoc mundo fuere?Venies ad tumulos, si eos vis videre:Cineres et vermes sunt, carnes computruere.Surge, surge, vigila, semper esto paratus!In hac vita nascitur vir omnis cum maeroreatque vita ducitur humana cum labore,post extremum clauditur cum funeris dolore.Surge, surge, vigila, semper esto paratus!Si conversus fueris nunc quasi puer natus,Et a tuis vitiis animo purgatus,Tunc fruique poteris regno Dei beatus.Surge surge vigila, semper esto paratus.
>>219965194>>219965203No of course not. I barely stumbled through a reply. Her expression changed from a smile to a blank stare the moment I started talking.>>219965235Yes, it felt nice. I think she was just being kind.
>>219965161but what if she's being passive aggressive?
Scribere Proposui is one of the tracks included in the Europa Universalis 2 soundtracks, one of the greatest in the whole of gaming, also containing such gems as Falalalan, Im Maien, and a bit of Bach
>>219965286>tribasThis gives us the word "tribade", which refers to a lesbianThis whole poem is about a woman who sodomizes boys, wrestles and lifts weights like a man, and eats pussy
Immediately woke up and coomed. I can't control myself bros..
>>219965540Besides the sodomy (gross) that's fucking based. Women should lift weight and eat pussy more.
pinterest got some good looking memesnow I know where tumblr posters went when they turned 30
>>219965669What about 9gag posters?
>>219965559Coomer
>>219965678not my circus not my monkeys
i often think of my past cringe and want to shit myself
Really glad I bought a study Bible. Like 2/3 of each page is just explanations, going line by line with added historical and theological context. Just reading the Bible by itself I would have missed 90% of what's being said.
why do women need a quadrillion different soaps and beauty products while men can buy the 8-in-1 shampoo/bodywash/deodorant/toilet cleaner/degreaser/fungal remover/antifreeze amazon special and still look fine
>>219965874>study Biblewaste of money when sefaria.org exists
>>219965946My sisters always complement me on my clear skin and are jealous of me. I unironically don't even wash my face with soap regularly. Like maybe once or twice a week. Ill just splash some water on my face daily and my skin is clear. Meanwhile they use tons of beauty crap, makeup, lotions etc and have problems with acne.
>>219965946Idk man it's weird. Women do have a lot more hormonal stuff going on regularly which messes with your skin and hair, though. I used to work with this one girl that always resented how my skin stayed perfect and she had to do all kinds of maintenance and still got zits on occasion
Didn't ask for your life story
>>219966008I did
>>219965614>>219965614I think the sodomy is just a power playIt says "she hews (i.e. fucks) 11 girls every day">Undenas dolat in die puellasAnd all the boys and girls were almost certainly slaves, which made it okay in the minds of the nobility
>>219966060Oh
I made a thread where I replaced 90% of the nouns in the Ezekiel speech from Pulp Fiction with the word negro. I can't help it, I was born talented.
>>219963943enjoy your cuppa frendo
get it, it's cause Sam Jackson saying negro is a recurring theme in Tarantella movies
Do you feel self conscious about playing weird music out loud or do you not care?
Is negro a racist word in English? It's the N word here, but the N word is only a thing in dubbed English movies.
>>219966207no, that's the safe option
>>219966199I always use headphones. Nobody should know.
>>219965559I coomed myself in my sleep, which is the most efficient option imo
https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/gesellschaft/id_101169156/taucha-bussgeld-eklat-feuerwehrmann-quittiert-dienst.html>Volunteer firefighter drives firetruck to a housefire>sirens blaring, blue lights strobing>gets a fucking speeding ticket>has to pay $400 and is not allowed to drive even his private car for a month>he protests and seeks legal recourse, but to no avail>both he and his boss quit their unpaid volunteer firefighting activity in disgustYou too will one day have German levels of bureaucracy, and it'll all be run by AI.
>>219966207It's far less offensive than niggerI could say negro while quoting someone at work and keep my job. I couldn't say nigger in any context
>>219966237Yeah me too except if it's late at night driving. Then I figure it doesn't matter
>>219966207To me it sounds classy and nostalgic
>>219966207I thought negro just means black in Spanish and mayate is the n word. I see negro written on black color pencils
>>219966207The n word is fine here now it completely lost its racist connotation
>>219966310Yet you say>n worddenounce niggers NOW
>>219965946my answer for this was too big
>>219966290my Latin teacher loved to emphasize that niger means 'splendidly black' and that the word for 'dirtily black' is in fact ater
>>219965980I think makeup and hormones is 99% of femoid problems if they're not homely femcels
>>219966207homo afrinegrus will take offense at anything you call them. This is a result of tribal mentality and territorial microaggressions used in the establishment of their presence on the savannah
Smashmouth's ok
Yo, what you trynna do if some homeslice come out the cut and scuff yo sneakers? Personally I'm trynna bust a cap in his rear end (fr)
>>219965980>>219966391This is difficult for women to accept but testosterone increases natural oils production and as a result men have clearer skin, unless they are specifically prone to acne.
>>219966527if he doesn't apologize but notices what he did? Stab him repeatedly
>>219966527If it's an honest mistake, then it's no big deal. However, if it was an intentional affront, then I would be forced to respond with inordinate violence to make an example of him to anyone else who may think to wrong me
Today I saw a waitress that I thought was really qt
>>219966290Negro means black, but it's also used to refer to people. It's the closest thing to the n word, but it's often used playfully.>mayateThat's a word for fag as far as I know.
>>219966621Approximate cup size?
>>219966589>>219966592*Sends you to prison and makes you give the nigger who wronged you money*
>>219966661Oh no, anything but theoretical prison
>>219966621are you gonna drive up to her in your corvette after she gets off work uh-huh-huh
wanted to volunteer to the video chats with refugees to help them with english and welcoming to canada.... the description was like just bee yourself...... unless you are a man who likes unusual makeup and jewelry apparently...... lol
really gotta stop wifeberg and my mom from talking to each other, that shit never ends well
>>219966690No but that's actually what would happen in our legal system One of my worst fears is finally beating up anyone who bullies me and ending up ruining my life over it. If you can't go through life with big dick energy so people just leave you alone by default then you're fucked out here
>>219965996Sad truth about being a woman.
>>219966703traitor
>>219966717Are you still talking?
>>219966703Normies think "just be yourself" means just exist and do nothing at all. They think doing things is not being yourself because yourself is like your DNA and some very basic instincts.
>>219965156What about Octopath Traveller 0?
>>219966747The hell is your problem dip shit?
>>219966775Yo that skank's got hooters
>>219966775I remember that, that was 15 years ago, wasn't it? anyone recall communismkills? Big tits
>>219966694 No, she deserves someone better
similar to how women need a lot of different beauty products and their hormones are fucked, mtf trans women need to take like at least 2 or up to 4 different hormone substances for hrt, while ftm trans men inject a single substance in the same amount all the time
Flat>fat
>>219966621where's the creepshot?
>>219966836So what
>old landlord agency emails me>they're sending me $1500 dollars that was left in my accountIt's been a good day
>>219966875it demonstrates how fucky female hormones and cycles are
>>219966896That's almost enough for a mcdouble meal with apple pie
>>219966908They fucking bleed out of their pussy every month, you didn't need to bring up trannies
>>219966896I could live for like a year with 1500.
>>219966854based
God damn man.
>>219967005why they hell did they translate the surname Kleiner that way at Ellis Island, who wants to be a hereditary cleaner?
>didn't even get the current thing consolation price
In theory I could already move to a 3rd world country and retire
>>219967105Why don't you do it? You could be fucking a ladyboy in Thailand right now instead of being a slave to the jews.
Why do women have main character syndrome so frequently
>>219967105and get kidnapped by a cartel
Wass good big homie
>>219967185Thinking about big cans
>>219967105don't go. you will be raped, tortured, and killed.
>>219966926ftms dont
>>219967185ayy whats good big anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
Skibidi Biden! Skibidi toilet! Ohio!
Orangeman is urging countries to help the US secure the Strait of Hormuz by sending warships to the Middle East.Sir please help me
>>219967249Imagine I'm turning away from you with a dismissive sneer
Nigga had aura tho
when the incels rise up chads like you will be the first to go
>>219967411>OrangemanWilhelmus van NassouweBen ick van Duytschen Bloedt,Den Vaderland ghetrouweBlijf ick tot inden doet;Een Prince van OrangienBen ick vry onverveert.Den Coninck van Hispangien.Heb ick altijt gheeert.
Suck my dick
>>219967444He really didn't. The peacoat doesn't suit his golem like face.
>>219967444We know you love your kike brother fk
good night brosssssssss
>>219966868 I was with my parents
You know these lyrics are often posted by illiterateswho tf says 'The King of Spain. I have honored of old.'?
south american ESLs be like: "dude come on men :c"
>>219967444is that anthony bourdaindumb ass got cucked to death
N
I
G
>>219967858Latin esls be like "why joo say that me mayne?"
You guys aren't gonna believe me, but well, I just fucked nicki minaj
>>219964414hell yeah
slow night
>>219968211what do butt implants feel like?
>do you feel in charge?
drove like a retard award
>Hawaiian pizza >Couple beers>Silence of the LambsWhat a life
There's a kid I know but not too wellHe doesn't have a lot to sayWell, this boy lives right next door and heHas nothing to sayIt doesn't seem like he does anythingHe never helps out in the yardHe lets his mother carry in groceries'Cause he doesn't plan to work too hardThe boy next door is into better thingsAs far as I can seeThe boy next door is into bigger thingsThe boy next door is me, all rightWell, he's not like the boys we used to haveNot like them at all - oh noThose ones made their parents proudThis one beats 'em all!
>>219963482I have arrived with 30min delay after the train suddenly stopped working and we had to emergency halt in the Middle of nowhere
swear to god, all of these lyrics were transcribed by Brazilians, I wasn't even paying attentionme and genius.com are THRU!
>>219968661>Hawaiian pizzakys
my brother has introduced 4 different girlfriends to my parents and i have introduced ZERO
>>219968881Why?
part 13 lolololololololhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_29w1Xi980Q
>>219968940it's evil. silence of the lambs is a great movie, tho. enjoy that.
>>219968984It's good especially with bacon and ham and hot sauceJodie Foster is so hot >tfw no FBI gf
Big fat hard smelly pulsating wet black dicks
>>219969112What compels someone to make a post like this, even if it's just attention surely you could have thought of something better
I get so angry at everything and every anger management guide doesn't help at all
>>219969041i had a huge crush on her when i was a kid
About to eat about a day and a half's worth of calories in one meal
>>219969161HNNNNNNNNNNGTFW NO GFTFW NO GF AAAAAAAAAAAA
i had court-ordered anger management and at the end of it, they gave us all small butterball turkeys because it was thanksgiving :)
Got tired of blaming Jews and getting tired of blaming Indians. Think I'm going to start blaming everything on the Chinese.
>>219969196>i had court-ordered anger managementyeah we can tell by your posts
hate my shit life
>>219969243Jesus loves you
>>219969128Just attention I guess. It's extremely easy to post whatever dumb stuff comes to my mind here and it's fun to think someone is reading it.
>>219969196How about a court ordered sex-having course
>>219968881>>219968940wasn't Hawaiian pizza invented by Canadians?
>>219969271jeje
>>219969295Sort of. Hawaiian pizza was created in Canada by a Greek guy.
i want to die
Gonna get a massage on Monday Might turn into a handy idk
>>219969363i want to be happybut i deserve to suffer for a while longer and die
>>219969288the women doing the course were so sexy
Oh that Hawaiian pizzaWas thinking it’s some Hawaii shit with spam or whateverSorry I was thinking silly like that because here it’s called Pizza Hawaii and being the ESL that I am I didn’t instantly make the connection!
>>219969401Ask if you can set up your tent inside her forest
>>219969401do you like camping?
Destroy my pussy not my planet
>>219969401That mole on her nose would be too distracting for meInstant DROP
>>219969415I'll have to match with her first>>219969420Yeah but I haven't been in like 5 years
>>219969295Yes >>219969362He was Canadian
>>219969460I don’t see Greece on the coat of arms…
I reckon this old cowboy's got one more rodeo left in him.
>>219969491Racist freak
Giddy up pardners
>>219969541wrastle up dem dogies, pardner!
if I were a girl I'd molest your titties
>>219969515Howdy
sex mex or mex sex?
Posting AI generated media should be an instant ban
>>219969582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qop-jdLYpx4
>>219969523Grow up
>>219969587Mad
>>219969587Prove this is ai
>>219969606Is this real
>>219969595
>>219969562Mighty fine evening
>what is a Canadian?>uhh anyone who identifies as a Canadian?YWNBAC
>>219969628catyank!
i'm canadian
>>219969644>>what is a Canadian?anyone who ejaculates maple flavored semen is a canadian
>>219969606dogs don't have thumbs
I bet you’d love to see the pictures I took of the cute waitress
>>219968974loled, truck of peace
>>219969674*maple syrup
>>219969682Animals are legally retarded, that's why we eat em!
>>219969688Creepshotting isn't cool
>>219969694mr pendejo
>>219969603>>219969606it looks like shit, there's just little imperfections that wouldn't be there if someone painstakingly made it with 3D animation softwarebut i guess it saves time for pointless little memes
My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba
>>219969644What have you done for our country?
>>219969749Y2K aesthetics in blender
>>219969688what would the mother of your child say if she caught you taking creepshots of random women
>>219969774I’m posting to /cum/ right now
>this is my house>okay but what have you done with your house? I should be able to move into your house without compensation and actually you have to pay to feed me
>>219969774>>219969849I thought you guys were like irregulars in the Mountie Guard and they deploy you on your horses on street corners when the Indian scamming gets too bad in a certain district
>>219969874The RCMP are foreign janissaries who the Feds use to crack down on uppity whitey thought-criminals, while nons have a free pass to do whatever they want (anarcho-tyranny)
>>219969905jfc, that sure is one good morning
Guys I just came
>>219968661hell yeah
I have a great OP image for the /new/, I got it from /v/
going to check the mail
Zogran Goyami
>>219970046I didn't know new worlders were familiar with Albanians!
Someone make a new or I will
>>219969515>>219969541>>219969562>>219969628PHWOOOOOARRRexcellent kittingtonshirespropa gud diss
>>219970097it’s too early, chill
>>219970110Make a new or I will. My final warning.
Ok I was bluffing you got me.
finkin garn hefta prep the pooberg especially for the new breadingtonbergshire-on-dee
>>219970166>>219970166>>219970166>>219970166New
