All I did was post a funny twitter screenshot. I don't know why he flew off into a melty
>>219952036
mousey youre a herokeep getting them
>>219952055he melts down over 'polshit' contentif you post anything right wing he will have a melty now
thinking about “the jews”
I'm /pol/ and Im not banned so dunno what mousefreak is on about
Oof
>>219952065I haven't been bannedI haven't broken any rules
made one bloody post from the desktop wondering why the captcha is fucked and now I'm range banned on it fuck me, the eternal reluctant phone poster
watched the chase the other daybeasty boy won
"jews" control the "world"
this started over the 'to the chippy and beyond' fb imageremember that
>>219952090Your my hero Toby. You would love The Pitt
Rorke won. Mousey cannot post the mice.
>To the chippy and beyond
>>219952113
>>219952084phoneposting is peng
>>219952080J V P I T A R Y A N
melt
Sometimes I just want to switch myself off. You ever feel like that?
>>219952122mad going around town on the bus phoneposting and seeing all the expired bans people have had from posting here. more people use 4chan here than I realised
>>219952135you cannot post that
Forbidden
/brit/ idol Warwick Davis getting abuse
>>219952129>ban is for posting cp
>>219952150
>>219952129there’s still a permanent paedo-ban lingering over essentially all of southern sweden’s mobile networks, asked about it over in /svt/ and everyone says it pops up from time to time when out n about
>>219952158>>219952173sreaming
>>219952166they'd all be turned into gelatin if there weren't the races to economically justify their existence
>>219952080Protector from what?
on the gin
getting the latest CHOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amdLmZ5gO6w
>>219952200mousey was a model before he found his calling he's tall with chiselled features
>>219952158did they make a small medal for him?
now that is ticketyboo
>>219952208Ireland World superpower IrelandWith their mighty military
>>219952211no mate not yet do something with the day first
>>219952228gf looks like thisshall be climbing up her legs later on
low
>>219952228she'd get split apart by a bbc but would love it
sex
dealing with PSTD, anxiety, and depression
>>219952158I respect dwarfs unironically
>>219952259
>>219952261many are saying this
i'm aroace
Horsebjorg
>>219952127sometimes yeah, but i couldnt do that to my familly.
>>219952259Black men are literally the least sexually desirable demographic on the planet. Proven. You can look it up.
sitting with the berg
fingering the berg
>>219952283pjfoert
>>219952228whats with her hairy arm?
Yesterday his stim was “must be nice floating through life” and today it’s “NOTMYMOD” lmfao
might go down and get the pan on
Feels like spring today
>>219952261Huge if true
could have some form of egg for breakfast i suppose
>>219952359paedo
all the anti-MN posts gonehe's clearly slid into the jancord
>>219952360Get them fried
>>219952360poach that egg and pop it on some buttered toast
>>219952362brought her overnight suitcase to the tinder date did she aye?corrr love me some boomer AI slop ragebait get it gobbed up gobble gobble gobble
>>219952386project on
>>219952360get them scrambled with some creme cheese folded in
>>219952397She met him on tinder but he offered to let her stay at his place because she didn’t have anywhere
erm...lads?
might float through life in anger
>>219952374Toby has become the very thing he sought to destroy
Why does he always bring up children and child rape into the thread?
>>219952362>Worst Casesthat is a pretty shit suitcase
Is being called "cute" or "handsome" by a woman better?
great now why is there a black rectangle behind that folder fuck microslop
>>219952362If I was being murdered I'd really hope it was by some intelligent sophisticated serial killer like hannibal lecter not some complete retard who catches himself with his own security camera or something.
found toby's deviantart account
Of Mousecunt: Celebrity is a mask that eats in to the face
>>219952438Mousenonce is a paedophile. Where do you think the “nonce” part of his name comes from?
>>219952455consider being called cute the nail in the coffin
>>219952438Cause we're all nonces
what movie should I watch that will impress the toilfu who likes moviesit's my assumption that if I watch more movies she will allow me to put Mr Johnson inside Ms Butthole
>>219952472Which discussions are you contributing to in this thread?
secular muslim worshipping alan
>>219952331>today it’s “NOTMYMOD” lmfaoNotice the 'hashtag' rather than actually using a hashHe's getting these phrases from podcasts or TV programmes (I'm thinking podcasts) then crowbarring them into his daily jargon
>>219952455cutebeing called handsome should be restricted to mums and nansif she calls you handsome you are mum and nanzoned
To a mouse, Robert Burns Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi’ bickerin brattle!I wad be laith to rin an’ chase thee Wi’ murd’ring pattle!I’m truly sorry Man’s dominionHas broken Nature’s social union,An’ justifies that ill opinion, Which makes thee startle,At me, thy poor, earth-born companion, An’ fellow-mortal!I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve;What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!A daimen-icker in a thrave ’S a sma’ request:I’ll get a blessin wi’ the lave, An’ never miss ’t!Thy wee-bit housie, too, in ruin!It’s silly wa’s the win’s are strewin!An’ naething, now, to big a new ane, O’ foggage green!An’ bleak December’s winds ensuin, Baith snell an’ keen!Thou saw the fields laid bare an’ waste,An’ weary Winter comin fast,An’ cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell,Till crash! the cruel coulter past Out thro’ thy cell.That wee-bit heap o’ leaves an’ stibbleHas cost thee monie a weary nibble!Now thou’s turn’d out, for a’ thy trouble, But house or hald,To thole the Winter’s sleety dribble, An’ cranreuch cauld!But Mousie, thou art no thy-lane,In proving foresight may be vain:The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men Gang aft agley,An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain, For promis’d joy!Still, thou art blest, compar’d wi’ me!The present only toucheth thee:But Och! I backward cast my e’e, On prospects drear!An’ forward tho’ I canna see, I guess an’ fear!
going to the chinky supermarket later as i broke my soy sauce last nightwhat else should i buy when there?
im 21 in fitness years
>>219952477Here's an idea yeahAsk her for a film recommendation, watch it, it will definitely be shit, tell her you loved it NEXT
>>219952472>islefucked it
>>219952511soy sauce maybe? since you broke yours
why is mousepaedo shitting up the thread again?
>>219952477Samsara
>>219952477Paris, Texas. Watch it anyway because it's good. I watched Jarhead last night. That's good but not really one for the women.
>>219952531>else
>finish up your cleanup job on isle fuckyou yeah this American phrase he's gotten from one of them quirky Adult Swim cartoons most probably
>>219952511get some soy sauce lad
>>219952470>>219952491The duality of man
>[Deleted]
goy sauce
>>219952534Because you keep giving him attention like your world revolves around him
>>219952519no I'm pretty sure asking /brit/ for a rec then telling her I watched a movie so I can milk it for 15 seconds of conversation is the move
>>219952561see>>219952551
Mousenonce is pushing 30 btw.
>>219952571Ok then watch the borefest Paris/Texas as recommended, she won't have heard of it, then that's an instantly ended conversation NEXT
>>219952591back-up soy sauce in case you break one of them like you're known for.
what the fuck that was mousey?I thought it was heathernonce, that's fricked up
>>219952592He's already 30
in drug withdrawals and feeling horny. i should fuck a prostitute but i cba having a shower
>>219952594No no I think the move is to say to her 'what's up' (the lowest form of conversation) then when she says 'not much, you?' he says 'not much' (the lowest form of response) then come back to us here in /brit/ seething about women.
NEXT poster having a momentgoing down in the annals of britfuture hall of famer
>>219952591get yourself some nice soy sauce lad
>>219952626He said in one of his streams that he is 28.
>>219952594Easy to shit on other people's taste when you don't have any of your own
>>219952511there's this weird sauce they make over there, fermented beans and wheatit's pretty good despite how it sounds, can't recall the name but you should try it
told the bumble date i dont like using condoms and she said its ok but shes not on the pill, going to spaff inside her anyway
better get my summer fits ready, suns out x
>>219952651Grim
>>219952651go get her Tyrone
>>219952641As I recall he told us he is 30
>>219952657What's up
>>219952646a sauce from beans?? what kind of beans laddy?
>>219952657better call saul HHM mail room extra
>>219952283hay?
>>219952673fucking squealing
>>219952643Recommending Paris/Texas to a bloke who wants a shag what a fucking mong bellend you are LOL
>>219952657perfect for working reception at the health centre
>this mouseposter guy is really weird according to the extensive and regularly updated files I keep about his life and activities
>hmm yeth watch The Theventh Theal that will get you laid
>>219952710More likely Mousey got them banned. He often brags about how he can get people banned 'youre welcome' and similar.
>>219952680It's a classic. If she's into film she'll know it. What film would you recommend? Sex and the City 2?
>>219952477La Vie de bohème
>>219952228Need to take a bus to see both her tits
>>219952477drive (2011)
Mousey loves silencing dissent and is a free-speech denialist
remember indyref lol
bit of an ummy image to be fair
>>219952651good lad. condoms are for queers. i always spaff in slags. can always move to Australia if they try to use me for money.
>>219952646I do believe they're soybeans but I could be wrong
Just want to thank all the hard lads of /brit/ for dealing with Mousey. I'm terrified of him
>>219952769Bizarre image
massive projection
always odd when lads try to drop a post casually referencing that they have sex, often with their best attempt at blokey languageyou don't have sex mate. Youy don't "always spaff in slags" you've never seen a vagina.
shaved
my dad looks so much like bryan cranston he sometimes got approached by fans when breaking bad was popular
bloke on saturday kitchen just said 'your meat would be pounded raw' aha
>>219952822um i have seen many vaginas in real life actually?
I see those creps rorke
Escorts should offer bareback to clients they know are clean IMO
>>219952841minimod cancer
just spaffed up a slag
>>219952841
Air fryer and slow cooker genuinely changed my life, amazing gadgets
>>219952830hahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwT6j5zgCzo
they're destroying Europe on purpose
fucking hell i nearly got a leg cramp
L-lads please protect us softys from M-m-mouse...
>>219952862not now lads we’re talking about spaffing up slags
>>219952852screaming at the diet mongs saying'no, you should be eating nothing but eggs and bacon its le heckin ebil carbs that are the problem' when he announced his diet change due to a health scare
>>219952874hate them
>>219952878>>219952841>>219952897CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE
got a free sample of aftershave, smells nicex
Morning team. Slept better than I thought with all that sleep monitor paraphernalia on. Got to return it to hospital today though can't be arsed
>>219952902phwaor proper view that look at the little boats
>>219952896same. luckily i felt it coming on in my calf and walked it off this time. not done enough walking in the last few days. too much driving. need to get some water and vitamins in me asap.
How do people unironically purchase and own sex arses without dying of shame? Imagine stopping by your local carrier, like the local shop and checking out your sex arse 3000, or worse have some poor sod deliver it to your door knowing ”Oh a total freak lives here”
getting my bangs cut
>>219952946Morning mousey. How did you sleep last night? I'm being tested because I think I could have narcolepsy which would explain my chronic sleepiness.
>>219952946kinda badass
>you know what scares polshits the most is that I am 10+ of them, I actually win (and they lose), anything they do turns to shit, while I get what I want. what scares them is that if I was them I would be winning, but they are losers. they are losers because they are the opposite of me - they arent white, right wing, or on the "right side of history", they are losers and so is everything they stand for, and what they stand for will fall because they are so useless. that is what scares them - I am just better
miss my asmr boardx
>>219952973Do you still eat pringles on your pizza? I don't like pringles personally. Monster munch are good crisps imo
>>219952946This lowkey goes hardmousey is tuff
>>219952959usually I lube my arse up and press my chocolate starfish right up against the letterbox so the postman inserts the dildo right in, one smooth motion
>>219952973would you spunk on these chebs mousey?
Hush-a-byeDon't you cryGo to sleepy little babyGo to sleepy little babyWhen you wakeYou shall haveAll the pretty little horsiesAll the pretty little horsiesBlacks and baysDapples and greysAll the pretty little horsiesWay down yonderIn the meadowLies a poor little lambyBees and butterfliesFlitting round his eyesPoor little thing is crying"Mammy"Go to sleepDon't you cryRest your head upon the cloverRest your head upon the cloverIn your dreamsYou shall rideWhilst your mammy's watching overBlacks and baysDapples and greysAll the pretty little horsies
>>219953010yes !
>>219952959It would be delivered in a box I don't think the delivery people know what's inside the box when they deliver it. Note I don't own one nor do I want one
always better weather on a weekend, you ever notice that?
>>219953033QI said weather's worse on weekends
haven't eaten in a week, this is mental
just got a call from diego and he says 3 of us can come over to his for tea tonight
Magpies mentioned !!
Big Yellow JointBig Yellow JointI’ll meet you down at the Big Yellow Joint
>>219953046Quite Incorrect
shall be voting for the walt disney party
>>219953048>3 of uswill that be a normal trinity or the holy trinity i.e one singular entity?
>>219953033I've never noticed anythingI walk through life a blank slate, willful ignorance shielding my mind from a toxic world. is it really toxic? I wouldn't know. A lowly soldier I walk the plains as neither man nor beast, unthinking and unwanting, a life of neither bliss nor torment
>>219953033I probably would if I ever went out or opened the curtains haha
hope you guys will be cheering on bristol city today
>>219953088the philosophical zombie as it were
6L GTR
>>219953106
>>219953093up the gas
sucking an asahi
William and Harry's 'argument' at 'awkward' Fab Four walkabout with Kate and Meghan after the Queen's death, revealed by lip reader
>>219953136Thank you for not supporting the Australian beer industry
>>219952428My frequent messages urging Kim to splatter my bollocks across the length and breadth of Wiltshire have gone through.
taking pills before going outside to stop my skin from killing itself in the sunlight weather
>diesel is at $2.60 a litreshoulda bought a fackin' Tesla
>>219953186who are you quoting?
ah yes the black jogging groups with the singular white guy bravo bbc
WTF is this thread?!
je suis souris
>>219953170Ackshually most domestic beer in Australia is produced by either Asahi or KirinCould be worse fates than having the japs own forex and voi boi
toby ^o^
>>219953233Would like to see lightning coming out his hands like a star wars baddie
>>219953233lolcow circlejerk that's been going on for like 12 hours nowhonestly /vg/ behaviour
hate wearing grey joggers because my bum sweat shows
>'Like a trap you can't escape': The women who regret being mothershttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgkvge4rkmo(btw we don't know what causes autism and it most certainly IS NOT caused by growing up under a mother who hates her children and wishes she never had them so don't you even dare suggest that rorke you bigoted little man everyone knows mothers who hate their children give them just as much love as mothers who love theirs it's common sense and it's science get the science trusted)
>>219953251have you ever seen a real life japanese salaryman on australian shores
slowly working myself up to attempting gymtoil
Britain is not America’s 51st state. But it’s hard to ignore the amount of everyday life that runs through US systems. The phone in your pocket probably runs on American software. The cloud services behind your work and your messages are likely American, too. So are many of the networks moving our money around. By late 2025, around 1.4 million people in the UK worked for American companies. The United States is Britain’s largest investor, with £640.3 billion of inward investment at the end of 2024, 30% of the total. American firms do pay tax in Britain. But the question is how much value here is taxed here, and how much ultimately flows back across the Atlantic.
>>219953287I wonder if any women have ever regretted having an abortion. I'm sure the BBC would tell us if they had.
woodpecker just went donk donk donk on the tree i can hear him
>>219953305we have more respect for you than the other way around though, the old stock americans i mean1776 stuff is just banter
>>219953339put a donk on itt. his brain
>>219953376s
its International Pi Day today lads
This is a very vital year for me if I want to get my life on track and ultimately own a house, have a wife, have kids one day
this is the moment that mousey became heisenberg
>>219953389samecurrently drinking alone and have been fishing on WoW while posting here for the past hour
>>219953386Am having a pie for ma dinner
>>219953386it's just Pi Day not International Pi Day
it pi night
>>219953386none of that woke yank date nonsense for me. I celebrate Pi Day on the 1st of May (which should be the 31st of April if not for woke!)
>>219953386foy off yank its 14/3
had a date on thursday that seemed to go really well but i have heard nothing from her other than a goodnight whatsapp that evening. got a sneaking feeling i won't be hearing from her again.
>>219953287Is that what your childhood was like?
ooh racism you're hard
mousemong being very belligerent this morning.
wish the war would do something again already I've already read the thing about the islandwaiting for a sub attack on the US mainland
some schizo earlier asked me if i was following him and i said no, so now i'm finna go back to where he camps wearing a black suit and tie just to fuck with him for a laugh
If I've learnt anything from The Simpsons it's that embassies count as being foreign soil from the country of said embassy
>>219953464>my black missus going in for the raceplay again
stop asian hate
>>219953423>4.666666666667Well that's nowhere near an accurate approximation of the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter
>>219953484we all fae somwhere
>>219953483Well you won'tSo
Know about Kharg Island from Battlefield 3
hate all this pop-science pi day guff. The people who go in for it invariably have aspergers and struggled with maths in school yet for some reason latch on to this meaningless crap. Oh it's Pi Day is it mate yeah may the fourth be with you nice one pal now away you go and watch a Marvel movie or something
>>219953484oh go on then lad give him a 10 year old, he's deserved it
>>219953482White House getting vaporised would be kino
going to see some cats today
>>219953484Ah yes. The water extinguisher he sprayed on an electrical fire involving lithium, just before those mystery explosions started happening.
>>219953497i will, just as soon as i've watched a good youtube tutorial on how to tie a tie
>>219953529Where?
>>219953479There should be a containment general for you post about your obsession all day because it's beyond a joke now. Nobody has cared a bit in the five hours you've been posting about this complete fucking nobody so please find something else to do with your Saturday
>>219953540my sisters house
Done my 16 mile runWant to die
https://mlpol.net/
>>219953559maybe something a bit more substantial than weetabix and a hot cross bun to bring you back to life?
>>219953552actually loads of people have cared so thats you sent flying isnt it
>>219953484>stop the presses we found one that doesn't want us to burn to death
>>219953434based on my MANY failures after a nice first date, i reckon there is a waiting period of at least 4 days before you're allowed to message again.
>>219953537Hope you accidentally watch one about slipknots
>>219953528the FBI put out a warning about Iran drone striking Californiamaybe they'll go for the Oscars
>>219953585He ate it before, he spammed the image earlier >a hot cross bunIt's a pre-made fake Marmite and cheese smeared inside a hot cross bun from Aldi He was bragging about buying them yesterday
>>219953559yeah i'd want to die too if i ran 16 miles and came back to that
>>219953586Nobody who spends their life obsessing about a complete stranger on an anonymous image board could ever send anyone flying you tragic waste of oxygen
>>219953623calm down you gimp
>>219953469What?
Went to the gym this morning and the lads I see regularly there were discussing going to a pub on Thursday and then saw me and asked if I wanted to join and one of them gave me there number :)
>>219953595ye i'm just leaving it. reckon i liked her a bit too much though, she could probably smell the thirst on me.
i think linkin park are quite good, muse are quite good, the killers are good, and red hot chili peppers are very goodanyone feel like meeting up for a fight over this? im in the south east
Correct lads50mg Sildenafil is mad
>>219953605Sounds like you need to get out more mate
>>219953639Nice lad enjoy
>>219953639sounds like a good hard bumming is on the cards for you lad nice work x
>im in the south eastSHOCK
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>219953552Thing is that many people did try this even earlier but Mousey wanted to make the thread all about him, spamming how he's reporting all of us for 'polshit' (wasn't even /pol/ stuff) so I understand why it happens Now you'll get aggressive but I am right and you are wrong
>>219953635I'm calm. You're the one who gets excited over nothing. Less than nothing. A complete random "personality" on this sad little forum. At least half the losers in here try to hide how pathetic they are. Get a fucking life fir god's sake so that you might have something interesting to say for a change.
>>219953707yeh you seem calm lol
>>219953652Your personality is being an annoying freak for attention on a British 4chan general you boring sod.
It's Tilde (Sacked Tranny) who's currently licking Mousey's arse by the way, same troon cunt who was spamming about The Pitt earlier
rorke pouring the contents of what the yanks refer to as a "gas station boner pill" into his mug of tea
my dad's bigger than your dad
>>219953763
it's me who posts about The Pitt and I with regret I must inform you I am neither of those characters
>>219953721If I'm annoyed it's because I'm having to tell boring cunts to shut up and stop being annoying on here. You'd be annoyed too if you had to deal with annoying retards instead of being one.
back under the bump limit lads
>>219953987wahey
