back to the madhouse edition
WARNING: no meltdowns, no seething, no baiting, no trolling
going to eat an apple
so anyway, as i was saying. mousemong has been very belligerent today hasnt he
*charges up a Paul Phoenix punch for Mousey's breadbasket*
Utterly deranged thread, that last one. Let’s make it a bit less mentally ill this time.
>>219953793Wouldn't know because I have better things to think about like a normal person.
Matched with a girl in London who comes from the same city as meThis is my chanceStart a relationship with her, move back home, happily ever after This is literally my one chance
apple update: now eating my apple
loved cinnamon grahams cause they were yummy and they looked like the portals that rayman would get sucked into in rayman 2: the great escape
>>219953784Grotesque
>>219953837ok... keep me updated
>>219953836I had my one chance and it didn't work for me therefore I'm going to direct all my psychic energy towards making yours fail too because I don't want others to be happy if I'm not happy
>>219953848about halfway through now. it's a braeburn.
>>219953816>like a normal personyou're nothing like a normal person you tranny freak
>>219953831snuggie
>>219953868DALE
fighting the big man
>>219953864Could you not direct it towards me? Think of all the funny posts I've made which have brightened up your day
training to be a woad warrior
been thinking about how to live in the summer6 months in England from mid March to late September6 months in New Zealand or Australia from October to early MarchAlready got a British and New Zealand passport so visas aren't an issue.Thinking about setting up vans with a food truck trailer. Live in the van/tent. Sell food/drinks to other campers or set up in lay-bys and go to festivals or tourist spots at weekends. Always have chips on the go. Pies in a warmer. Steak. Mince and Cheese. Chicken. Nothing too fancy but maybe venison in NZ. I'd also do pots of gravy for pie, chips, and gravy. And mushy peas. Do bacon, egg, beans with the option of having it as a butty. Undecided on sausage rolls, burgers, and sausages. Id have a drink fridge but they would need to be paid for, water, dandelion and burdock, Bundaberg ginger beer. Maybe sell beers on the sly. A little table with a kettle for free tea and coffee for customers to help themselves while they wait on food. Another little table with red sauce, brown sauce, and Worcestershire.
still in bed because ive got no plans or wants for the day
>>219953949ok
apple update: apple now eaten. i put the core in the bin. operation Eat Apple was a success.
what are some shops I can go to to look at televisions in person? So far I've come up with:>currys/PC World>john lewis>richer soundsIdeally I would like shops where I won't be pestered by a sales deano (so I will not be going to PC World for this reason)
BALEETED
>>219953961I love spring-autumn but cant be doing with winters anymore. Too old for the cold, too young to retire to the house and garden.
embarrassing, the people here who pretend to be above it and well adjustedyou're on 4chan mate, simmer down
>>219953967radio rentalslittlewoodsrumbelows
training to be a toad warrior
corrr mental how much better the sunny weather makes you feel it’s no wonder all turd worlders are fucking insane
>>219953949Take me with you
rip phil campbell
Raping mousenonce up his crusty scabby shitpipe and hearing his moans and yelps knowing I’m doing a good job and he’s enjoying it, then as I’m about to finish I donkey punch him hard in the back of the cranium so he clamps down hard on my cock and he starts squealing at me trying to scratch me with his big long fingernails but I keep his head pushed down and shoot my load deep in his guts
>>219953996the fantasy vs actual real life historic depictions of toad warriors
>>219954007are you a pretty girl? id hire a lass to help out but im not sure id have space for a lad unless you get your own van, then you can come along. pay will be cash, under the table. im not looking to pay taxes for employees. bare minimum for myself.
>>219953967costco if youve got a membership, maybe cex if you want overpriced second hand shit. hate pc world because when i was a kid i used to beg my dad to take me there so i could play the minecraft tutorials on the ipads there since he didnt want to buy me any toys/games/devices even though he had a 6 figure salary. hated that cunt
PAWASITE
>>219954035they cute
>>219954054sc
not sure what’s happening to me I’m starting to get hard??? Some bald guy came into my lane and tried to get me to reverse even though it was my right of way but I stood my ground until he reversed then I told him to fuck off!!!!Old me would’ve reversed like a bitch and probably apologised to him !
>2nd hand tellynot on is it
>>219954024youre a soldier
catberg's just burst ANOTHER catnip banana
>not sure what’s happening to me I’m starting to get hard???when i load up the pornography
rorke surreptitiously watching queer eye for the straight guy
>>219954089when people try to force their way into my lane I keep driving at speed as if I didn't see themthey can either fuck off or we can crash I'm not moving
>>219954038I'm a big hairy bald man pushing 40 and I can't drive
>>219954076aalewis destroyed atheism
Can't wait for my booze tonight
>not sure what’s happening to me I’m starting to get hard???when I load up the mental health girl YouTuber >>219954119wheelchair
pop noodle for lunch
man said "surreptitiously" lol
Asking Claude stuff
>>219954114How many car crashes have you been in
we can't go on togetherwith surreptitious minds(surreptitious minds)
>>219954146other than rear ending a bus and doing a hit and run when I was fresh on my Ps 12 years ago none
anyone got reservations or concerns if i cook up some eggs?
how would an insane asylum girl react if you started dry humping her while she was on heavy meds
>>219954089Not sure why you had to mention he's bald?
>>219954169might do the same. bit of sriracha. on a bit of toast maybe.
>>219954156i listen to if i can dream whenever im daydreaming about being an elite athlete thats just won his billionth trophy. recently ive been having more mlb related dreams, but before that it was the nba
If I do not get a gf to have lots of sex with this year I will kill kms myself.
going to take a shot and have a wank
>>219954089And that makes your penis erect...?
watched this absolute belter of a video about some chinky bloke singing about pen and pineapples hahah you lads ought to check it out
sometimes when I'm getting tailgated I instinctively relax my bumhole
wish video cameras were invented in the 1800s
bring back dame ester ranzen suicide booth posting
>>219954183Sorry it’s because he was like hard guy bald not incel freak bald if that makes sense>>219954218No you know what I meant
NAH BECAUSE IM GONNA GO FUCKING MENTALLLLLLLLL
>>219954193blog onnnnn you crazy diamond(duh duh duh dunnnn)
woke officially gone bonkers
>>219954223>*ring ring*>*ring ring*
back in bed me
insane asylum sex
come on thenthose eggslets get to it
>>219954293No
>>219954280*picks up*uh.. hello who’s this?
>>219954275GIWTWM!
muthafuckas are runnin and duckin
>>219954299stfu
>incel freak baldKtim
Gay Porn mafia.They make you an offer you can't resist!
>>219954275CWLTSHC
i need some new webmscan anyone supply the goods?
>>219954275spaino
>>219954275pretty fucking fit ngl
what do you guys think was the best season of Power?
Today I will be launching the 'Gay Porn Built Britain' campaign.
>>219954303>"Hi it's the year 2026 just calling to congratulate you on resurrecting such an epic meme"
Britain was built on gay porn
>>219954364oh uh.. sorry i don’t know who you are *hangs up*
>>219954334
is it impossible to pirate Minecraft??? Even just to play single player idc about servers
>>219954396pige
>>219954413Screaming
>>219954396me when I notice an attractive woman near me
Morning ladsWhat did I miss this morning?
>>219954440A Toby meltdown.
>>219954440Serbia declared war on Croatia
>>219954119I dont care how you look lad, im not looking to shag blokes, you would just help out with the food in busy times and run it when i'm having a break. Canadians can travel for 6 months in the UK and 6 months in NZ so you are best off being paid cash anyway then you wont need a work visa.ill teach you how to drive and you can store your tent in my van till you are ready to get your own licence. dont rape the local girls we hire to help out for the day. work hours will be 6am-8pm but you would get 2 2 hour breaks between 9am-11am and 2pm-4pm. cigarette/tea breaks when it gets quiet. ill be doing 8am-8pm so you will be responsible for putting the pies in the oven first thing. i'm also unsure if ill have a little bonfire with jacket potatoes, if so you will have to light it, wrap the spuds in tinfoil and pop them in the fire.then set up the service tables. open up at 7am but for the first two hours its just bacon and egg butties so you will need to be good at cooking them. ill be stocking up food between 8am-9am but will get back for your break.we will have radio 2 on in Englandthe rock or hauraki in NZ
>>219954334here you go lad
>>219954395is it a good idea to be hanging out with big scary animals
doing one of those shites where you realise 10 minutes into it "ah so this is why I haven't been feeling like myself the last few days"I'll be a new man once I see the other side of this
>>219954440poo, wank, slags, spaff, mousemelt the usual
>>219954455Oh, what over this time? I'm gonna guess polshitIt's been a while since the last one of those
the 4 eggs and sourdough has been demolished
>>219954502https://desuarchive.org/_/search/tnum/219950749/deleted/deleted/
watching coventry
>go for a 10k run >sweating like a pig>have a coffee and wait for the sweat to dry>now I'm laying in my smeggy bed unshoweredAnd no, I won't be changing the sheets
>>219954502Over that 'to the chippy and beyond' fb post, with the fat slag dressed as Buzz Lightyear
selling d scimmy 100k
>>219954515>sourdoughgood lad. started buying it recently and can't believe i used to just eat shite tasteless bread. can't go back now.
>>219954529he's a nutter.
You want to know something? Every single of your mean remarks, your insults, your "banter" I remember all of it very vividly. It still hurts me and makes me miserable for the next hours to come whenever the cursed memories resurface. Are you proud of this? You most likely don't even know what I am talking about as I am nothing to you. But you make me sick.
county cricket looms
>>219954553sorry
>>219954553I am sorry.
>>219954462Sounds good but I think I'd just hold you back because im a huge fuckup that can't do anything right
>>219954553…okay?
>>219954553your willy is rubbish
>>219954472No but it's actually bad for the bear because he will lose his fear of humans then encroach on their campgrounds more often looking for his mates again and the rangers will kill him
>>219954598Would POUND that arse!
>>219954598I'd expect being 170lbs at 5'3 to look like that.
havent saved any of those webms so far, theyre all oldi said new webms idiot
>>219954619what arse? it's just an amorphous blob
Any gattos in?
https://youtu.be/PgGCOmwd6WM?si=HGhlWMKR9z8E1dWR
>>219954559got a cricket club across the road from me. anyone can wonder in and buy a pint and watch some local cricket. found it to be a very agreeable way to spend a sunny afternoon last summer.
>>219954604ex gf said this to me
>>219954637
started taking notes on my phone and now i have 30 or so different pages tracking different things and they're all colour coded and have emojis next to them etcterrified someone will see it one day because it makes me feel like a woofter but cant live without it now
>>219954637I believe this is fresh and new
sending this message from my calculator
forren impressions of us are always like>oi there mate let's all have a right proper wank off in jolly old london town innit
>>219954612nature is fuuuucked up man wish we could all get along in a kind of egalitarian syndicalist agrarian society and there were no foreigners
Claude is based
>>219954637You're lucky I'm here
told my gf her fanny is rubbish and 'yesterdays news' as a joke and now she wont talk to me
>>219954683how so?
don't tell Rorke that dirge anthem D'You Know What I Mean samples the Amen break (black music)
>>219954645cool this is like when i was playing mount and blade 2: bannerlord before my monitor broke yesterday morning
>>219954701It's good AI
drove a manual for the first time in 8 years today what a joke that is don’t know why anyone willingly drives manual unless they are a learner
>>219954670Not really natures fault is it >egalitarian syndicalist agrarian society and there were no foreignersI too wish to retvrn to monke
cutting my head off with hedgeclipp
>>219954645NIGGA HORSES DONT STOP, THEY KEEP GOOOOIIIIN
>>219954715what's good about it?
>>219954704Isn't it funny how blacks were racist against whites when it came to music in the 60s and 70s?
>>219954751Lots
>>219954739how??
aff tae fuck with the resident schizo by standing outside his camper in a black suit and tie in the middle of the night
>>219954763bore off
>>219954781I win
me bum died on the tolly
>>219954739Whoa
>>219954716It's not for morons like you, no
>>219954783at being a boring cunt?
>>219954802At being yer da
recalling the famed pitchfork era by listening to the epoch defining 'go outside' by the two piece known as 'cults'
>>219954810I win
>>219954810well that's him done
stop bringing up mouse for no reason
>>219954832no it isn't
>>219954832done at being yer da
>>219954832Didn't ask for backup mate
>>219954875Didn't ask for backup mate
OFFICER DOWN I NEED BACKUP
s
>>219954905You needed it dickhead
>>219954940polscum floating through life
>>219954940Your mum needed my dickhead last night
the girls are fighting !!
Fred Beaudoin was working the late shift at Pratt & Whitney in North Haven when his foster brother, Lorne Acquin, bludgeoned Beaudoin's wife to death with a tire iron and then killed the couple's seven children and a young girl who was visiting.The victims were bludgeoned, stabbed or strangled, and those who remained alive were left to perish when Acquin set the house on fire, The Associated Press reported. No clear motive was offered, according to published reports, but the Hartford Courant reported that prosecutor Walter Scanlon "suggested Acquin might have been caught by Cheryl Beaudoin sexually molesting 'one or more' of the Beaudoin girls and been so ashamed that he was driven to kill the whole family."The typed statement on which Acquin printed his name described how he took four of the Beaudoin children berry-picking on the evening of July 21, 1977. He returned to the house early the next morning while Fred Beaudoin was at his night job, bludgeoned Cheryl Beaudoin, then killed the children, the AP reported.
What is the cheapest GoPro type camera that can provide good enough footage to report bad drivers?
>>219954945>>219954951the cuckle brothers
female police officers
>>219954956>>>/int/cum
cuckle cuckle vision
>>219954970
>>219954967post them
>>219954966I invented that term to describe ziedy and heatherpaedo
Bosh
>>219954986bit of projection
*slides everything up*That'll be 3 million of your British pounds
>>219954987it looks cold :(
Becoming increasingly aware of the fact I have an incel head and I'm really not best pleased about it
>>219954993What am I projecting?
it's the japs eye of the tigerit's the thrill of the fight
>>219955012my semen into your mum's arse
>>219955013not that interesting
>>219954983dont have any. what do they even do
>>219955031Odd
>>219955031well that's him done then
hi ben
>n-no you don't understand that's a porn star from before-Yeah we know
i suppose you incel shut-in freaks are lamenting the end of winter
*curls up into a ball and rolls away*
mum is alleging that when i got home from the pub last night i called my dad a chinky
>>219955031screamingsent that freak FLYING
>>219955042Screaming
>>219955062well >>219955069is he?
>>219955069Didn't ask for a peer review of my post mate
>>219955062tell him youre solly
>>219955057not i im skipping 'round the maypole and enjoying a fruity scrumpy and rolling down a hill after a wheel of cheese
>>219955107Done him up like a kipper
Wrote a song earlier and it is so good The Beatles or Linkin Park could've sung it it's that good
>>219955107oi stop claiming credit for my posts, yeah?
>>219955126play it then or are you too scared..?
>shit joke, australiascreaming>shit joke, americaFOY
>>219955013Fark that's bonnie blue? God she was bogged before she was bogged.
>>219955147yeah?
>>219955147yank on vpn
>>219955145I am scared it will be stolen. It will be a top 10 hit
>>219955147Busted that little cunt wide open
would it be weird to call the gym up and ask them how busy it is right now?
>>219955147
>>219955166they have apps for that you imbecile
>>219955096no not at all but i do find the word chinky very funny when i'm drunk>>219955110lol
>>219955166if you look it up on google then you can usually see what times are busier/quieter near the reviews
>>219955166i'm just about to head out to gymtoil lad i'll report back
>>219955147it really is like that
>>219955174I'm not an imbecile I'm extremely intelligent
sending this post from your mum's house
>>219955196evidently not
literally everytime i come here (it's been rare the past couple weeks) gingernonce is here
at the gym and there's some kind of evil freak looking through the window
>>219955208Sent that freak flying
at my mum's house and there's so kind of evil freak looking through the window
Lesbians int he 70's
>>219955234corr bet they had well hairy snatches
might go clean my bicyclegonna need it when petrol hits £2.50 per litre
>>219955234i wish i was born in 1953 and not 2003. i should be dying right now so i could avoid the nadir of human existence, its not fair that i have to enter the prime of my life during times this shitty
nigger........
>>219955288Ahah
>>219955288hooting and hollering
Go to sleep
>>219955234sad that israel is invading them soon
>>219955288scr
>>219955288screaming
I hook my thumbs in to the belt loops of my genes while reeding /brit/ and eye use my voice to type out mine posts
>>219954612>hey where them bald niggas at with the food?>bang bang bang>ahh
Reckon I'd pork bonnie blue. Reckon she's still tight cuz kegels and pilates and shit
>genes
>>219955366FOY
>reeding
never worked a normal job in my life because i was raised on a working farm you see
YANKS OUT YANKS OUT YANKS OUT
the 24 hour special operation has gone on for a while now hasnt it?
Don't know why I bother getting up early to go to the gym when I just spent the rest of the day rotting in my horrid little incel cavern
>>219955344some potential in this gimmick ngl
>>219955396i see
nigga pull yo pants up and gettta job
>>219955406
>>219955406>school shoes, white socksradge cunts are always wearing stuff like this
>>219955410ktim, i wake up at 4am so i can walk there while the roads and the gym itself are empty, and then spend the rest of the day shitposting here and avoiding uni work. grim existence
>>219954586dont worry about that. ill train you up and teach you English and Kiwi customs. ive lived in both so i know about that stuff. ill be a good boss, treat you as an equal, in NZ there is a saying that "Jack is as good as his master" so i wont treat you like a slave. all i ask is you put in the effort and are honest, however also id need a year long commitment if you are coming along. but you will need a nest egg before hand because you will be paying for your own flights.Probably flying from Manchester (or maybe Heathrow) and Christchurch (or maybe Auckland) in NZ. driving is easy but kiwis are mental behind the wheel so ill teach you in England. we will mostly be in the North of England and the South Island of New Zealand. not much time in cities but we will be having Monday-Wednesday off on or reduced hours so you will get time to catch trains in the UK to visit places or if you have family or friends. in NZ we will be based in Christchurch. they dont have much public transport outside the city so you will have to learn to drive in the English summer before you can get your own van in NZ. expect having to wash in lakes and sleep in your tent but my family and friends might let you in for a proper wash and a feed. I know people in towns across England but we ill only be going those places to visit on days off. in England it will mostly be working in North Yorkshire and Cumbria unless we go to a festivalmight go to the Isle of Man for the TTin NZ we set out from Christchurch. hit the tourist spots at Lake Tekapo, Lake Hawea, Wanaka, Queenstown, Te Anau, and Milford Sound. about 2 weeks at each, a month at the Sounds, then 2 weeks at each coming back. 2 weeks at Akaroa. then head north up to Hamner Springs, Kaikoura, Marlborough Sounds, Nelson, then up the Tasman coast hitting Motueka, Takaka and every beach along the way. i like beaches. if there is time we might do the wild West Coast.
>>219955396have you ever shagged 1 of the animals? have you ever even thought about doing it even once?
>>219955410>Don't know why I bother getting upKtimmy
glod
if i dress like this will women who dress like this think i'm cool
>>219955490im not anti tattoo but those hands really ruin the look shes going for
2lb of probiotic down the gullet Back to bed later
>>219955446I wish I were serious about joining you but alas I was only joking. Good luck though sounds like a solid plan hope you find a nice woman to share it with.
>>219955516oh no she forgot to ask for your consent
>>219953784Comically large bottom
>>219955490they will think youre a woman since youre dressed the same as them, and then youll be hunted down by lesbians that will rip your trousers off, see that you have a penis, and then cave your skull in for genderbaiting them. theres no turning back if you do it anon
>>219955406brings a tear to my eye to see them standing up to that bully and protecting my countryman
whistle crew to the maximum
theres the raped one, with his huge collection of crying baby pics again
relearning how to use linux after 1 yr of not opening my laptop with linux
>>219955421
>>219953949Christmas in the summer without your family and friends. Grim
sex
atheists be like>give me lab peer reviewd truth that reality is existent
>>219955569
>>219955607holy shit they really are like that
>>219955607and of Noah's Ark?
>>219954687The glass just exploded and she doesnt have shards of glass cutting her face?
>>219955632not allowed to do excavations on mt ararat because this world is ruled by shaitan
>>219955638It just shattered and fell down it didn't actually explode
Oi mates. How goes it?It's that time again. I's my mandatory weekend off from toil, every 7 weeksNothing but watching the british footie. I already told the bird to fuck off, it's time for fish and chips and pints and seeing the footie.
better get a posse better get a crew
fk it *goes black negro mode*
sir rosenior
>>219954956it not ri
>>219955656gimp
>more religionbaitingyou boring, boring cunts
Riahan takeaway in Bolton been exposed giving free food to teenage girls by themselves
nooo talk about Mousey Melty instead!!!
right is it chinky or indian night
>>219955655Id expect her face to be bleeding too
>>219955729it stew night
>>219955737>>219955737>>219955737
>>219955729im making shawarma
>>219955701You can see some of the children appear to be mixed. I think she was sleeping with her husband and Lorne Acquin. Unfortunately there isn't much on the case readily available.
>>219955529thats a shame lad. it will be a bit of gypsy life but a proper adventure and life in warm and sun with simple pleasures like swimming in the sea or a lake every day. I suppose i'll meet a lot of van life types who i could hire on a temporary basis. and get my family and friends to help out when i'm near and they aren't busy. not sure I want a woman in my life. i'm not an incel but women always cause trouble and a business partnership with a mrs is too risky. hopefully ill meet birds along the way for short term shagging opportunities. Ideally id get a dog but it would be cruel to fly a dog those distances so I could only get dogs if my family could watch them over the winter months which is probably too much of an ask.
