nigga go to bed
One of the biggest melties in weeks, all over a twitter post dearie dearie me.
>>219955739I guess she was just lucky
>>219955771What happened this time
penis
>nurse told me yesterday to post the sleep test in the postbox by the hospital entrance >post it in the royal mail postbox >as I'm leaving I notice a smaller postbox labelled "small cardio returns"
off to bed
>>219955768its da weekend you chud
>>219955788Yeah but what about your circadian rhythm o algo
my brain dont work it not right
>>219955701You can see some of the children appear to be mixed. I think she was sleeping with her husband and Lorne Acquin. Unfortunately there isn't much on the case readily available
Hate you freaks.
>>219955799meaningless to a chud like me
>>219955796they LOVE ai lions
>>219955801thats mental elves
>>219955809>>>/int/cum
>>219955786Good lad
watching the hit uk programme “born to kill” with the missus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp9dBIvybcg
remember that time dtfic tried to convince us he had a gf by going into his mum's bedroom and taking this picture lmao
mental how rothschilds bailed out the royal family and in return got into the bloodline but no one cares
>>219955837sc
the rorke autist might actually be a spam bot this whole time. Every month he reaches 2000 posts about rorke and he's on track for March too.
>>219955786umm its actually the afternoon right now, so you arent supposed to be going to sleep now. this is actually super problematic! hope this helps <3
might rewatch orange is the new black
when will the jews turn the spring on? freezing outside
ah yes the singular rorke poster
>>219955837howl
>>219955826You and her are some losers aren’t you always in a pitch black room in the middle of the day watching some shite on ya laptop??? Get her arse out for us or something at least like
>>219955796i just dont get why youd support the jewseven if they truly were the greatest allies they are so gay and retarded, ugly dysgenic big nosed people with stupid ring hair who have produced nothing of worth
nigga reposting a 2 year old screenshot
>>219955837wasn’t that spaki on his canuck vpn?
burned myself with the iron ffs
>>219955888Bitch. I have photos of /brit/ from 2013
>>219955878she enjoy taking a little nap during the day, can’t nap with the lights on can you
yanks dont put milk in their coffee they put 'non dairy creamer'
>>219955890why
Whyd they do that then
>>219955889t'was
2 year old screenshot of a dollhouse character post oh dear
>>219955906What she does night shifts or something?
bad mums mentioned
>>219955919some people are deeply invested in this place. proper saddos
>>219955912accident
>>219955901Similar thing happened to me once
>>219955939she works the streets of gothenburg
>>219955915not reading that tome
The nerve of this Swedish freak and his loser wife
>>219955901As unfortunate as a bloke with yellow fever looking up 'asian baby girl'
>>219955737sçrm
>>219955961*tomes your head in with a cricket bat *
>>219955939nh but she’s up at 3am in the morning out with the horse n such
deeply unfunny freaks grow up
Still howling at that lad who was tricked by someone here to Google child porn
i dont think the posters that post "scream" or "howl" etc.. are actually screaming or holwing
wailing
>>219955996Let them sleep.
>>219955879they are god's chosen and will usher the second coming of christ
>219955999uh oh melty!
>>219956003very rarely actually laugh at a /brit/ post, me
>>219955996hope ur horse is a female horse and not a male horseshe could be up to no good
>>219955997Bizarre that tim is allowed outside to be amongst the normal people
>>219955981gold>>219956014KILL YOURSELF you yank freak
why is every thread on every board on this website just people accusing each other of seething having meltdowns? Are most of you bots?
>>219956046squealing
>>219956057prefer not to say
>>219956046
How the fuck can I be having a melty of I'm the one insulting you, twat
>>219956003I usually post screaming if it makes me go "heh" irl
confession: I don’t mind yankposters
do you think mouse can ever have sex
I've legitimately found myself laughing out loud and trying to stifle laughter in public at some of the posts I've seen here
>>219956057uh oh noticermong melty
>>219956038mate they’re horses, why’d you need to imply anything else
>>219956104all mine x
>>219956032only time i've actually laughed out loud at a post this year was when that lad said he used to shag his stretch armstrong
>>219956104few and far between these days. 2013-2020 were the golden years. Then the zoomers came in and now everything is le ironic and le abstract
proper shagger me have sex on the reg
Laughed at some posts recently but forgot what they were
>>219956003last time i did that the neighborbergs called the police on me
>>219956130Got tears in my eyes reading about the lad who was bullied in school so much that they threw his trousers up in a tree
>>219956136yeah nothing so abstract as doing a poo and having a wank
>>219956142More like you're on the sex reg
>>219956104I read them out to my mates playing it off as my own witty observation and they buy me pint after pint due to laughter
>>219956160good lad iqbal
last post i laughed at was someone calling themselves an umchicken
>>219956171it's over
>>219956191ummypops
feeling despondent and uninspired
>>219956170thats just le absurd though. its all part of the same le reddit family
lately I've being trying to use people's names and make an effort to remember to make facial expressions even when not directly reacting to something
>>219956181am umbunny x
>>219955529thats a shame lad. it will be a bit of gypsy life but a proper adventure and life in warm and sun with simple pleasures like swimming in the sea or a lake every day.I suppose i'll meet a lot of van life types who i could hire on a temporary basis.and get my family and friends to help out when i'm near and they aren't busy.not sure I want a woman in my life. i'm not an incel but women always cause trouble and a business partnership with a mrs is too risky. hopefully ill meet birds along the way for short term shagging opportunities.Ideally id get a dog but it would be cruel to fly a dog those distances so I could only get dogs if my family could watch them over the winter months which is probably too much of an ask.
leftypol wearing his PE kit under his uniform
>>219956159>I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.>what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers
>>219956208are you also feeling listless
Ok I will do it
>>219956240in spades
>>219956208there, there *massages your shoulders gently*
>>219956208Go for a walk x
lush
>>219955901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S35THmZD_E
>>219955915Politics attracts narcissistic sociopaths.
>>219956217I never use peoples names. I feel like people that do are often very false and disingenuous.
>>219956233i used to do this because i had horrible cystic acne all over my back and chest (and face) and was too embarrassed to take my top off in the changing rooms haha x
Watched a pitbull rag a cat until its head came off when I was about 7 and still randomly get hit with the mental image.
oh deerdid the polshit come back from his ban and post the exact same 2 images again
>>219956286you can get pip for that nowmental elf
>>219956237People used to floor me at school and after I'd get up another one of the group would floor me
>>219956261This all looks genuinely rank.
>>219956284wow anon, that's very insightful of you. you know anon, you always have such an interesting take on things
>>219956312sc
>>219955901some blue archives still remember those picshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S35THmZD_E
>>219956286thats mental elves
Laid in my incel coffin (bed)
>>219956312bet they want to shag you nowx
i genuinely believe most of the posts on here are made by automated bots. Just boring, AI made up shit. Didn't used to be like this.
>>219956217>make an effort to remember to make facial expressions gave up on this because i kept making faces that were halfway between apathy and a given expression which put people off, so now ive just gone fully blankfaced
>>219955996i love a nice horsey girl. how long have you been married?
whats the right way to write more than one grand prix? grand prixs or grand prixes? Google isn't clear
>>219956103recall him saying hes shagged before
>>219956346grands prix
>>219956346chatting to this female who likes them btw so it's important
>>219956337Bot post
>>219956337no one gives a fuck !!
every single fit girl at toil has a private insta for fucks sake
My Television is built for BBC
>>219956337>>219956375>>219956377hideous kremlin bots, why can vladichimp putin just die already
>>219956337nothing to do but log off then. it's not gonna get any better.
>when u push big ting in and u feel a snapmmhmm, anuva hymen sorted
>>219956346grand prix but include the years you are referencing.
>>219956337most of this dead shithole site is like that now so i dont blame you for thinking that
>>219956160Reform voter no doubt
>>219956392Hope you pay your licence. Got my letter last week.
>>219956317*stabs you in the eye *
>>219956425Mummberg won't allow the catberges to have collars because she read a story about a cat who got its collar caught on a chair and hung itself
>>219956425my pitty would snap that runts back
>>219956415Paedo
whattt the fudge why is my penis suddenly hard..
>>219956447indoor cats dont need a collar but personally id never keep cats indoors.
>>219956447And then she worldessly handed you a collar for your birthday?
>>219956447Yeah, can imagine there's a high risk of a cat deciding to off itself in your presence.
Mental how big WWF raw was back in the day. Was so big Sky 1 used to air it
why do so many trannies wear chokers then?
>>219956447what is the ALDI theme next week?
>>219956489aye wrestling is done. the golden era of the 90s is long gone.
just had 3 biscoff eggs and now i'm gonna get high
>>219956505ummypoppy
>>219956505y this nigga so sensual?
>>219956518mad how the golden age of everything is gone. its all just gonna get worse forever
Mental how people over the age of 10 watch wrestling
>>219956489most people didn't have Sky back in the day though. it was an upper class thing until recently
>>219956447it can smell your axewound
O flower of scotlandWhen will we seeYour like again,That fought and died forYour wee bit hill and glenAnd stood against himProud edward's army,And sent him homewardTae think again.The hills are bare nowAnd autumn leaves lie thick and stillO'er land that is lost nowWhich those so dearly heldThat stood against himProud edward's armyAnd sent him homewardTae think again.Those days are past nowAnd in the past they must remainBut we can still rise nowAnd be the nation againThat stood against himProud edward's armyAnd sent him homeward,Tae think again.0 flower of scotlandWhen will we seeYour like again,That fought and died forYour wee bit hill and glenAnd stood against himProud edward's army,And sent him homewardTae think again.
hate the jocks
Doing burning farts this afternoon No idea what's caused it
>>219956561bodied that replicant
>>219956512No idea. I have no idea what goes on in the middle aisles. Only certain staff are assigned to work them. They're called the "specials"
>No More Brother(s) Wars is a white supremacist slogans that argues for peace between Western nations perceived as white, and invokes conspiracies about Jews orchestrating historical conflicts. No More Brother Wars ties into White Genocide conspiracies, as it discourages actions and policies believed to lower caucasian populations across the world. Instead it promotes violence towards non-white populations and nations. The idea of "Brother Wars" is regularly invoked by white power musicians and bands, and appears regularly in extreme online spaces. Though the slogan was prevalent prior to Russia’s 2022 invasion of Ukraine, the ensuing war has popularized it.
>>219956500gets them offsame reason they do everything they do
>>219956538it does seem to be. we had it good in the 90s/2000s and im pleased i was a kid in those days. at least we can look back fondly. zooms and gen alpha have it worse, they have never seen good times and probably never will.
mumberg bringing home a pizza get in
Don't think I could handle having a bf that's into football. Every weekend just sat their hunched over in front of the telly eyes glued mouth agape like a mong. They're all like that, football mongs. Can see why women cheat on them.
china gets deliveroo drivers like this and we get sadiq and ahmad
>>219955737DUDE LMAO!
>>219956540innit90% of the apparent normies at my work watch it and go on nights out to watch wrestlemania togetherdon't get it
>>219956591hello hope not hate
Thinking of buying a raspberry pi
got a dm from crodie, he'll be here in ten minutes
Might get drunk on beer beverages even though I did so on Tuesday
bellingham getting a dm (dick massage) from the zesty crodies
just wrote an incredible rap (better than anything ever posted on /brit/) but I can't share it in case I go pro and it's my first hit songwould be detrimental to my reputation to be associated with this place
>>219956685China is ruled by Han Chinese national socialistsBritain is ruled by a coalition of jewish capitalists and midwit English liberals
heathertimmy on one today
Thinking back to school. How come help and support is ONLY given to loud disruptive freaks? If you're shy and quiet you will be overlooked for help and support because they don't see you as a "problem". If I had the right help and support I could be a doctor or pilot or something
>>219956669I'm not particularly into football and only watch if i'm there live in person. The atmosphere does feel good. Watching at home is boring but i'll watch England at the World Cup. That being said a man needs time to relax and if that means monging out in front of a telly there is no harm in that.
listening to led zeppelend
I am worried about Mouse Nonce
Six Seven Built Britain
>>219956778so you're saying we need han chinese national socialists to run the yookay?
>>21995672710 minutes den we ride crodie x
having the overwhelming feeling i'm wasting my life
>>219956778china has had plenty of time to observe the hideous impact mass immigration has had on the west so their decisions to firmly entrench Han people and culture as #1 is a good one.
>>219956792shy bairns get nowt. its just the way it is mate.
im wario when im in mario kart
having a shower
>>219956826you are wasting your life. its a nice day out and you are on here posting.
>>219956834but what if i want to be wario when im in mario kart
>>219956823sup crodieu pick up coco butter for bellingham dm later?
ATTENTION: The man will commence kicking the ball at 15:00 and will continue to kick the ball until approximately 22:00.
So basically we funnel all the help and support into whoever screams and cries the loudest? It's not about helping people, it's about pacifying mongs
living with the underwhelming certainty we are all wasting our lives
>>219956849where is the cheeky picture? at least let us see your legs.
>>219956856its ten degrees
>>219956834i'm a luigoid
I need me one of those sprite cranberries
>>219956792Have you ever read or watched Anne of Green Gables and Anne and her mum adopt a little orphaned boy and girl. The girl is very shy and good while the boy is a total little shite causing mayhem for everyone, actovely ruining social events, locking his sister up. Depsite all of this Anne and her mum love the fuck out of the little boy for being devillish and ignore the girl feeling apathy toward her. That's how women operate. They love those little devil type kids and find their shitty behaviour charming. That's how it is in schools where most teachers, especially in social care and such, are women.
>>219956868Yes. Being ignored as a kid is probably why you are so desperate for attention and validation as an adult.
>>219956869Everyone on the planet is. When all's said and done what's it all for? We all get chucked in a hole or set on fire once our time's up.
>>219956867corrr not long before comfy football
>>219956874its 45 where i live
>>219956585>Only certain staff are assigned to work themSo it’s some kind of conspiracy…?
btw the first post the parasite made was a call to raid (you know what you should do)the second is avatar/signature use
Been wanking to some absolutely degenerate and disgusting things, but if I experienced them in real life I imagine I would feel very ill.
>>219956964like what?
>>219956953shut up man
done the washing, tidied the garden, don't know what to do
>>219956867>>219956912What game to watch tho…?
>>219957008the celtic
>>219956964kek i know that feel
>>219956999spend time with your gf/wife
>>219956980kys parasite cunt
>>219956999MEN ARE KICKING THE BALL
>>219957018pawasite
>>219956999come over to mine and clean my kitchen and tidy the garden
>>219957016haha yeah
alri ladsi took a few off 4chan cus i was applying for a job as a software developer and wanted to focus on practising programming problemsi got an interview at revolutdid the programming interviewdid the systems design interviewdid the culture fit interviewlast one is where i failedthey asked me what i would do if the project i was given wasn't goodi said 'well i'd still get paid so all good'they ended the call 10 minutes later, i knew i;d failed
>Wayne Couzens fears he will be 'next' after Ian Huntley prison attack
>>219957059Idiotic answer
>>219956999play OSRS
>>219957063should have thought of that before murdering someone then
>>219957059take the piss
>>219957063Mark Bridger is next
intermediate phalanges
>>219957059>i said 'well i'd still get paid so all good'based lol
>>219957063>>219957086That doesn’t help him now does it
>>219956867The men are already kicking (and throwing and wrestling for) the ball
>>219957074i have the 'tism you seei thought that would be the alpha answerwhat should i have said?
>>219957059stupid boy
Was just about to say something horrible but didn't. Proud of myself.
>>219957111Some generic shite about asking for feedback and improving blah blahYour answer suggested to them that you will do the bare minimum cause you're getting paid anywayWhich is fine, I do that, but you need to pretend otherwise
>>219957137Coward.
>>219957059its honest but if the interviewer was a woman the job is deffo not yours.
reckon he still wanks to the thought in jail?
>>219956974Prefer not to say.
>>219957013Celtic aren’t playing
>>219957156scream
>>219957111some bullshit about accepting that all jobs have tasks you dont like but you accept them because its the right thing to do and will help the project/company. you might not like it but perhaps the project will have some decent experience and development opportunities or some shit like that. shows a positive growth mindset. its all bullshit of course but thats how the game is played
>>219957172NONCEO NCE
190 and Mousey together at last
>>219957163pathetic wanking slaphead. he should have been hanged.
>>219957180Yes they are
What ever happened to that nonce Spainlard?
>>219957143>>219957201yeah that makes sense. bet you two are minted being able to come up with bullshit like that on the spotdevastated that i blew a change with a big finance company
>>219957163have a wee bit of respect for the original serial killers who killed dozens of people something really pathetic about killing one person and immediately getting caught
>>219957237as far as i can tell he still posts here every day, nearly all day
>>219957237he posts all the time with his escort mong larp
>pathetic wanking slapheaddon't think he was wanking
pathetic rapping slaphead
To that lad who's posted the same image in every single /brit/ for the past week without a single (You) I just want you to know you're doing a good job and you should keep it up.
on that manuel ferrara goonnibba always saying dumb shit and making the girls feel awkward nibba need to stop slapping
Can just imagine that cunt chuckling 'er...suppose it doesn't matter since I'd get paid anyway' though his tinny poundshop mic and giving a short incel chuckle
>>219957271with no trip?>>219957271oh right, that tosser, i didn't know the was spaino or that he was back in England
crodie got the dm
Physics is basically magic and can help us have a religious breakthrough which is why it's kept in a strangle hold by the US government
>>219957271That's commiemong.
>>219957293always entertaining when wogs have a brother war
you would not believe your eyesif 10 thousand fire flies
wheres 190
>>219957301you can tell spainmong larps because he sees himself as a bit more sophisticated than your average spammer and tries to have a progressing story even though everyone hates him and mostly ignores him
>>219957319yeah
would like some crisps but cba going the shop
>>219957299mate you've done me therei honestly thought the alpha personality would be something they likedmy real answer would have been "i'd continue to work because i am a meek, submissive incel who does whatever they are told"
>>219957344Yet you're talking about him despite him not being here, so he wins
rorke doing the cha cha slide
>>219957355you should just imagine eating some crisps instead
>>219956585could you ask one of your colleagues if you don't know?
>>219957339this was a banger in early 2010s
>>219957293I really don't give a shite about some random immigrant who can barely speak English just because he is on the same side as he on one issueDeport the lot
>>219957355shops are filled with blacks and woke trannies nowadays anyway
>>219957344if that true he really is a saddo i stopped bothering to read the escortmong storyline when he declared him and a prostitute had fallen in love.
bellingham got that dick massage from heathertimmy
>nephew is turning ginger
>>219957357Saying 'doesn't matter cause i'll get paid anyway' isn't alpha, but it doesn't matterThese companies are looking for dependable, skilled dronesNail the technical part of the interview, then when it comes to the culture bollocks just say what they want to hear, look up stuff online and you'll be good
>>219957374
>pathetic wanking slapheadktim
>>219957403you're talking with some cunt about spaino like he's a russian writer publishing his novel serialized in the papersgrow up man..."storyline" ffs
>>219957386good idea. im imagining opening a pack of monster munch. pickled onion flavour. ive not had them in years. loved them as a kid despite that i never liked onion.
>>219957414uohhhh
poo nigger screaming
>>219957448son..
>>219957445Hi Spaino
>Lindsay Graham: “I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, until my dying day”Why are Americans so cucked for Israel
>>219957445sc
>>219957464
ukponycon.co.uk/brit/ meetup here?
Bonnie Blue got doxxedTurns out she worked in recruitment and is actually older than she saysExplains a lot
>>219957401aye i hate them. my town is 95% white British and as far as i know without any trans. yet the tesco is full of the horrible diversity people. its bizarre.
>>219955879you never heard of einstein?
>>219740345 >>219740345 >>219740345
>>219957499leftypol eating her out after the 1000dem been up in her
>>219957446those are the best ones i hope you enjoy
NEW>>219952036>>219952036>>219952036
>>219957535>>219957535>>219957535
>>219957500They come from far and wide to acquire the reduced items in supermarketsDon't be surprised if you find some of them have travelled a fair distance because they are bargain hunting
>>219957414I was talking to my grandad about the 50s yesterday. In November 1954 he went to Kenya with the army for his national service. He spent a year there killing the mau mau darkies in the mountains. Then he did a year in Aden (Yemen) but there they didn't see any action and spent most of it sunbathing and swimming. That photo is closer to his experience in the 60s, he had 4 kids. But he didn't wear a suit for work, he should be holding booze, and the wife should have a cigarette in her mouth and a black eye from the night before.
