Po

first!

poo nigger hooting

*scooches into my seat in the thread*

day 26 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod

>>219957566
mug

>>219957569
If it was the late 90s he would have raped these young men bit of a weird thing to say

*scooches up to one of the lads in the thread*

>>219957569
>I would be a bender if there was no social media

So this is Rorke

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censored for losers

bruh i be cooking in the studio fr lads

>>219957574
litchrly screaming at the thought of some runts taking up a seat in the /brit/ thread

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brambo

errrr

funny looking fanny that

might become shia muslim

>>219957614
give us a listen

>>219957619
Rorke's bone pressed 'BWC'

youre lying if you say you wouldnt suck him off

>>219957505
einstein was a jew fraud who stole relativity
don't @ me

The Asian Fanny

>zoomers singing songs about life in the 90s
cannot fucking stand this
as someone born in 1983, you retards born in 1995 or later have no fucking clue what the 90s were like
you just appropriate shit you think was related to 90s like video games or other crap that nobody actually cared about
fucking zoomers aaaahhhh

>>219957676
POO SCREAM

>>219957692
poo smells nigga

gamers, rise the fuck up!

>>219957706
i'm doing it
i'm rising

>>219957692
done those dysgenic zoomgroid FREAKS!!!

>>219957692
I was born in 1992 and only remember the 90s as a stressful haze feel more in tune with the early 2000s

he's posting in /brit/ on saturday at 43 years old and he still thinks hes the voice of authority lol

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>>219957706
shut the fuck up gamers are the most cucked people on the planet

genuinely just punched fuck out of my wardrobe and screamed like a psycho because I know my life was supposed to be better than this I was meant for more than this I’m wasting my fucking life sitting at home what the FUCK

Let's all do the famous 'Fode Face'

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So this is the dreaded 'white genocide'

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>I was born in 1992

>>219957750
gp

>>219957718
total us victory
total them defeat

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for me its the mid 2000s

>>219957742
Brits watching this confused about all that space and electric usage

I always knew I was never made for more than this so it's fine

ever noticed how the country went to hell after they pulled jeremy kyle off the telly?

Shan't be cutting my hair until the end of 2027. want to try it really long once, and need to get over that awkward middle stage where it looks like shit

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>>219957638
reckon it’ll be a banger?

>>219957774
kino

never cared about my place in life i just float around doing my little incel activites

damn it. posted in the old thread.

>>219957414
I was talking to my grandad about the 50s yesterday.
In November 1954 he went to Kenya with the army for his national service. He spent a year there killing the mau mau darkies in the mountains.
Then he did a year in Aden (Yemen) but there they didn't see any action and spent most of it sunbathing and swimming.
That photo is closer to his experience in the 60s, he had 4 kids. But he didn't wear a suit for work, he should be holding booze, and the wife should have a cigarette in her mouth and a black eye from the night before.

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why you lot not in the sun?

Sir Norm MacDonald

>>219957795
the woke get him

>>219957796
mate of mine used to have shoulder length Jesus hair and on a night out women were crossing the street just to talk to him about his hair

>>219957801
calculated how it sounds in my head and probalby not sorry

>>219957795
this country needs a dolescum berater

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>>219957754
wasians look nice

>>219957843
Oh are we back to blaming poor people again?

>>219957847
seen her irl no joke

>>219957833
fucked

>>219957754
the type of girl you only get by combining the ugliest white man and japanese woman you can find

>>219957801
bro think he avicii

those eastern european supermarkets are criminally underrated.

>>219957856
yh? isn't she like weirdly small

>>219957816
It's 8c

>>219957823
>>219957843
remember those shows where they'd bully fat families to make them lose weight? good times man

>literal 160 iq iranian and chinese fellas spent 30 years war gaming every possible scenario around itan and the strait
why does literal 80 iq america think they have any plays left to make here?

>>219957872
he was a good man tbf

>>219957775
sacreaming

>>219957873
POLSKI SKLEP!

>>219957847
wanked to her porn a few times

>>219957829
yeah but he was 6 ft 2

>>219957847
sad. she could be pretty with natural hair, less make up, and without the ugly nose piercing.

>>219957852
you should

>>219957801
played this in my head just by knowing fl studio inside out and i don't think you're onto something avicisan

>>219957902
she'll be devastated to learn that she's not up to your standards rorke

>>219957886
30 years war was in europe like 400 years ago mate

>>219957898
6"0 same as me

>>219957754
chinese, japanese, dirty knees
what are these?

>>219957881
is it fuck

>>219957890
F
feel like shit just want the good old days back :(

>>219957927
bizarre image

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did anyone else have this exact demo disk from playstation magazine?

The men are kicking the ball. I repeat the men are kicking the ball. It might go into the net. It might not.

sprinting around at top speed with daggers slicing the ankles of everyone over 6ft tall
short kings rise up

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>>219957927

i drive a toyota yaris
americans would probably laugh at me if they ever saw it
but it gets the job done and it's extremely cheap to run

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>>219957933
...yh

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>>219957885
presenter of that is a reform supporting rorke now

>>219957895
does she spread her arse?

>>219957942
yes but it was buggy as shit. same as the tony hawks demo i got around the same time. demos were awful in those days

>>219957970
used to yeah, now she does more softcore stuff

>>219957919
no doubt she will. if i turned up to see a prostitute and her ad had her face blurred then i see that mess id do a 360 and leave without paying.

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>as someone born in 1983

any stretchy nigger lad in?

>>219957986
my estimation of the irish plummets every time i see this freak. surely theyre not all this irritating

>>219957986
so rorke loves islamic dictatorships now

>>219957990
was born in 1996 but yeah that's definitely deserving of that meme

>>219958010
no thats leftypol

>>219958004
based sopranos enjoyer

>>219957986
isn't that the spinnaker tower?

>>219958004
seen irish redditors call him a "west brit" because of his actions, as if he isn't the most irish man to ever exist

>>219957949
who have you bet on?

*stretches up to the ceiling*

>>219958012
>was born in 1996
based

i want to fuck warm soft 40yr old woman pussy

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Geht gut rein

https://youtu.be/PVG0BEVweN4

I need EMPLOYMENT!!!!!!!

>>219957976
i used to absolutely hammer them
except headhunter on that one, was too hard

>>219958021
irish redditors have it their heads that british people are the only people in the world to not want irish people to go extinct

>>219957959
toyota corolla, me. 2006 was a very good year.

if you bet on the favourte in every bet over 100 bets, will you make a profit?

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>>219958020
I think it is

>>219957911
this is logic pro x actually

>>219957754
She has dry earwax btw

just watching a wrestling referee have a genuine seizure and get kicked out of the ring LOL probably dead now like them horses at Cheltenham

>>219958051
might make like a fiver if you're lucky but probably not

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>>219958038
Join your local Fyrd
Mache Britannien wieder großartig.

>>219958060
could you elaborate further?

sent flowers to me mum and stepmum

>>219958064
Can't find it anywhere
YT deleted the video when I went to see it

HEAVILY dislike the trend on Reddit where comments are downvoted because people disagree with them. that isn't what upvotes and downvotes are for

drive an 92 cressida with blown out dampers so the whole car shakes slightly when i come off the gas but looks nice lowered

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>when u push big ting in and u feel a snap
mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted

>160 iq iranians
leftypol take, highly doubt there's anyone over 100 iq in the desert

>>219958078
Bless you

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australia

>>219958107
In the mountains though there are plenty of wise men

>>219958115
get it nuked and resettled

why do people treat iq as if it's like your irl runescape combat level

>>219958095
it is automated, they get big number views on youtube the same way

>>219958140
cuz it literally is

>>219958038
get a job then

WAR! We're going to war!

send iranian women to my bedroom

>>219958078
My saxon cousin :)

>>219958140
nigga writing a stand-up comedy routine

>>219958152
no it isn't
you can get by as an average iq person if you happen to look good, be tall, charismatic etc

The HK gfs
The Ukrainian gfs
The Iranian gfs
Whatever happened there?

im going to watch the new louis theroux doco manosphere
would anyone like to join me?

m4ufree.cx/movies/louis-theroux-inside-the-manosphere-2026.yccfc

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>>219958153
>just get a job bro

*starts raping a quick 16 for you*

>>219958182
too much second hand embarrassment for me i'm afraid

>>219958179
Rorke didn't leave his bedroom once to capitalise on the opportunity. A sad case of ideas vanishing due to inaction

>>219958169
you ever get paranoid that a joke that you use irl or another online space gets linked to your /brit/ gimmick account?

tried watching a foreign language film but I didn't get it now I want something retarded to watch

>>219958182
cor, might give it a watch too methinks

shagging the arse off some asparagus
it's not bad at all considering it's only march

>>219958212
watch shot caller

>>219958179
Instead we got afghan, paki, somali, nigerian and indian men who arrived illegally and deliver food to lazy people.

>>219958212
lawnmower man or hardware

>>219958209
not really but I get paranoid that my posts are being logged and all of the heinous things I've written will be shared with people I know someday

>>219958177
yes it is
you can also get by in runescape with an average combat level if you focus on skilling and gear

>>219958184
yeah. look the man in the eye, shake his hand, and ask for a job.

>>219958107
do some research mong

>>219958212
hard target

>>219958254
modern runescape is pvmslop and bots ruined skilling of any kind so yeah nah you're wrong

>>219958203
fair enough pal, ive heard its exceptionally cringe.

>>219958224
good lad. im starting it at 1530. hope you can start at the same time so we can post about it together.

*looks at prossie menu*
Right I'll have the clunge with a side order of big titties thank you

>>219958212
watch along >>219958182
starting in 5 mins. should be good for a laugh.

>>219958284
um

>>219958301
what's the 'scort situation like in America?

>>219958281
Sauce?

right ive got nicotine downstairs waiting for me
im coming darl x

buy a bicycle while you can lads

>>219958234
genuinely why are our diasporas so horrible? the government hands out visas to gormless fucks that will work shit jobs for cheap and to students that will pay exorbitant uni fees because it makes the line go up, but surely they can at least find those sorts of people in somewhat likeable countries?

love nicotine but i can get off it very easily
the withdrawal is peanuts compared to caffeine

>>219958353
what u mean?

>>219958284
no one cares borelord

think i'll have a third bottle of beer then start on my wine

>>219958361
if I had options why would I choose britain when I could go to any other anglo nation? we get bottom of the barrel because we are a desperate declining shithole

>>219958361
long story short our government is full of corrupt self serving cretins. all the political parties. the home office. civil service. all bastards who hate us and love cheap labour to serve them and their masters.

>>219958397
oil prices gonna be mad

>>219958409
grim alchy waster scumbag

>>219958397
no cunt will be able to afford driving a car soon

bugger all camgirls on at the weekend

Not drinking today. Drank last night and I'm an old man who can't drink two days in a row

still nil nil in men kicking the ball

BREAKING: Rorke killed in joint US-Israeli strikes on Tehran

>>219958443
i'm actually a binge drinker not an alcoholic

if the USA can't force open Hormuz (which it cannot without boots on the ground) then oil will hit $200 per barrel

>>219958409
it's a screwdriver brah

>>219958418
Britain is better than New Zealand. Maybe Canada. Probably not Australia. The rest of the world is shit.

judy dench died

>>219958478
24 hour operation o algo

>>219957569
aint that the nigga who said he solo'd Bin Laden?

>>219957742
*shoots you in the head with an illegal firearm*

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>>219958478
if only someone had warned you

>>219958454
i can only drink once a month and i prefer not to drink alcohol at all.

>>219958494
australia has evil spiders

>>219958506
1 hour and 22 minutes - America disables the entire Iranian military...

>>219958478
Lowkey I hope it hits that high just for the devastation

It helps me cope with being an incel

>>219958506
they didn't say which 24 hours

>>219958531
lol
lmao

did alright lifting weigts at the gym but switching to bodyweight exercises has humbled me

>>219958478
what is that in pence per litre

dont understand the 'o algo' gimmick

ashamed to say i just wanked to nigella lawson cooking

>>219958520
This is the way for me I reckon. I don't want to be completely teetotal as I do enjoy my steamingtoil. Once a month is reasonable

there's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds

got some olive oil in the cupboard
$75 for it
no lowball offers, i know what i've got

>>219958501
haha more like judy stench now lol

>>219958501
she had a good innings.

>>219958557
about 2.50

>>219958468
unfunny bitch hate her so much
>uhhhh like I'm dumb
yeah great bit classic

mad how menwith hill is just down the road and no one's bothered to like bomb it or whatever

>>219958566
extra virgin? not referring to the olive oil here

just buy oil from other places. problem solved.

>>219958566
Is that olive oil still available mate?

>>219958589
why did you have to do me, brother? why?

>>219958582
it'll be more like £3 plus rationing

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grim

>>219958494
at least you can enjoy some nature in New Zealand instead of the infinite farm/pasture sprawl

>>219958582
fucking hell

>>219958561
not ashamed to say ive been doing that since i was 12

>>219958607
he's bin done in

>>219958526
not in the cities, just in the outback towns.

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>>219958623

>>219958607
Hopefully it was the blue bin

>>219958626
city has australians in though

that just stop oil got what they wanted

>>219958623
fucks sake

just been stuck behind police doing 13 mph in a 20 for like 5 minutes straight don’t know if they were trying to bait me into tailgating or something very weird

Just had a quick word with DJT he says he's pulling out of Iran no need to thank me lads.

>>219958607
what's the world coming to
can't even trust a wheelie bin

>>219958642
this food is why dutch people are 6ft 2 and English peasants are 5 ft 8

>>219958642
sex on a plate

>>219958660
That would be the gayest thing to happen

>>219958658
They were waiting for you to overtake, knowing that in order to overtake in a timely and safe manner you'd need to exceed 20mph

simply not going to make it

Man I don't even know what to tell you it looks like the entire Iranian military just disintegrated immediately on contact, from what I'm seeing Iran doesn't have a navy, air force or air defenses anymore

>>219958454
only drank on tuesday thursday and friday myself
those are my drinking days

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>>219958646
green

>>219958531
>>219958553
i wonder if we're gonna see any retaliatory attacks on synagogues here. the one in michigan was done by a lebanese guy whose whole family had been killed by the israelis in the past week, and we've got a bigger middle east diaspora than the yanks do

>Trump asking China to declare war on Iran

Lowkey what is he thinking

back in my day we only had one bin and it was lush

>>219958626
No there's spiders in the cities too
Huntsman, funnelwebs

>>219958692
Do you go out or just drink in the house?

>>219958696
not sure if we have many synagogues that actively fundraise for the IDF

>>219958709
Nothing, the USA's strategy has failed and they have no option but to escalate with a ground invasion (for which there is zero support), nuke Iran or back down

>>219958669
That's a myth from a self reported survey in Holland
Sorry

popping to sainsburys, you want anything?

weed: eat some food enjoy some media have a nice 9 hour sleep
alcohol: behave like a monkey for 5 hours then feel like shit for the next 36
answers clear to me

Thank God that bear isn’t in the thread anymore

>>219958739
yes please a couple of tins of rice pudding

>>219958739
a fit bird stacking the shelves please

>>219958725
thursday friday i go out
tuesday is my time

>>219958728
The strategy was fine until Israel made it into an oil war by bombing Iran's oil facilities
America doesn't need enemies with friends like that

>>219958739
8 pint cans of kronenbourg please cheers

>>219958739
bottom right 6 molar please

>>219958739
I want a cheeseburger

>>219958685
get that fookin cooker on
>>219958739
flying saucers and teriyaki sauce

>>219958709
He wants WWIII so he can stamp his name on it and go down in history like FDR and Truman
Guaranteed he sets off a nuke before he's out of office, it'd be on his bucket list

>>219958744
having a wank: cum, clean up, go about your day
we have a winner

rorke pouring neck oil into his car

I finally managed to forgive my girlfriend for cheating on me after a week. We'd been out on our first date again yesterday.

>>219958780
>yeah i'd like the smallest hair and smallest beard combo please mate nice one

something immense about beer
mad cunt whoever came up with it

>>219958797
hot girl approaches you: heyyy I want to suck your cock
you: sorry I just wanted can't get hard at the moment sorry

>>219958780
what do you think knocked his confidence?

>>219958791
Low-key I think Trump will try to nuke Iran first

>>219958780
>bachelor of laws
which laws?

>>219958812
>small hair
https://youtu.be/tVTBEel2gxI

>Low-key

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mad how this is like an advert to get divorved

>>219958780
law is a shit degree in 2026, business studies tier at the moment, AI can literally just do 95% of the work, will be one of the first industries wiped out by AI

>>219958829
i dont have that problem because im an incel freak that doesnt leave the house

Have a wank
Stay inside this weekend
Drink a bottle of whisky every 6 hours
Drain your vape
Die and be found two months later

Be a man

>>219958863
Why are they all women
That's a weird coincidence haha

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>>219958887
Come gym with me rorke we will get a nice Chest pump and go for a jog, we will have you looking great for the ladies by end of year!

>>219958768
>The strategy was fine
Yeah?

In 2023 Disney made more profit from churros sales at its theme parks than it did for Disney+ streaming

>>219958902
>Have a wank
>Stay inside this weekend
done and done

>>219958883
But can AI forgive an African migrant for enacting his sexual emergency on a teenage girl?

just got caught playing with myself

>>219958923
Bizarre post

>>219958931
and immediately decided to post about it on 4chan

>>219958863
foids love this shit

>>219958919
dont even know what a churros is

saving my great gimmick for thenew

>>219958961
need to keep you lads informed

>>219958969
spanish sugar shit

Oh Rorkeypops
Your dick is small
And you've never had
Any sex at all
It's like an accorn
It's like a grape

>>219958969
mexican food that's like a cinnamon sugar stick

>>219958977
what were you watching

>>219958969
It's a donut only it tastes like stale bread and costs £10

could never get into bratmobile

first to say happy birthday to my mate in the group chat. that's a win for me

Are non sex havers aware of how satisfying blowjobs and sex with a woman is

What's happening

>>219958969
>them big ol women down in san antonio

>>219958993
>>219959015
thanks lads

>>219959006
puke porn

>>219959024
Tell him I said happy birthday

>>219959028
both extremely overrated

>>219959028
>how satisfying blowjobs
only good if she swallows

>>219959044
nice

feel like blokes chat more about sex nowadays, and have less of it
odd

during sex i been trying to put my tongue further and further up the lass's arse but i don't think i'm actually stretching it out think it mostly depends on when she last had a shit because i noticed after a poo and shower her arse was quite wide
also last time we did coke together it was VERY wide and i managed to shove my tongue all the way up reckon coke does something to the muscles in the arse

>>219959073
um

>>219959079
women don't give out

>>219958744
weed absolutely ruins your sleep though you get fuck all REM

>>219959046
So what is good to you then? Drugs?

>>219959047
My gf always swallows

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>>219959081
no one cares about your fat gf

no luck finding them news then

>>219959116
she is fat yes but i like a woman you can hold onto something

>>219958739
yeah soy sauce for that lad who broke his earlier

we are NEVER getting a new

new should be a cuties edish

>>219958739
twiglets, thanks

>>219959203
>>219959203
>>219959203

>>219959081
Grim

>>219959115
>My gf always swallows
v nice