first for nothing

wish I had mates to do things with and talk to

just watched 15 Irish men bumming 15 scottish men

nothing subedish

inception is the worst movie i have ever seen

Rorke getting nostalgic as he looks through his Farage memes before he deletes them all because he support Lowe now.

Gf wants a baby lads and I just coomed in her she said she done some test and she's ovulating idk what that is what do I do now

>>219959203
i live there

nth degree

>>219950897

got side tracked and didn't start the louis theroux doco but im putting it on now.
if anyone else wants to watch
>m4ufree.cx/movies/louis-theroux-inside-the-manosphere-2026.yccfc

Might start a gimmick where I post in the old

rorke building an aryan dyson sphere in minecraft

>>219959234
ktim ive totally arsed up my life

>>219959264
you're so funny lad

just saw exberg with her mum in town and my heart sank. i should move to another country

>>219959234
posting here is the closest i can get to socialisation, its sad

>>219959250
congrats paddy. ovulating is the medical term for a women in rut. enjoy the shagging now before she gets fat and moody.

Mental health
Real life

might make lovely bacon and egg
alternatively might make runty pot noodle

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me and my partner in crime looking at our communal poo before we flush it down the toilet

>>219959296
elton john

rorke idolising fred dibnah even though he was a slimey footsoldier of the globohomo agenda making a buck off the destruction of british industry

Dire posts

might make six rasclaat egg

>>219959316
you are severely mentally unwell

>>219959203
now how the hell are we meant to build this? utter nonsense

can I....can I get a bacon um bacon egg and cheese sandwich the rocky way please

>>219959320
haha.. yeah
... we post that here dont we.. its a thing we do....
and then we all laugh

>>219959304
Yeah but I can just tell her stop being fat and moody later

rorkes off protesting outside the supreme court because thomas partey "plays the right way". bizarre lad he is

>>219959342
for stating the obvious?

>>219959349
WHAT WAS THAT? THE WHAT WAY?

>>219959353
just trying to fit in lil fellah
not even sure what it means

Ok, we know it's Pi day..... but does that also make it pie night?

>>219959349
bacon egg and cheese sandwich coming up. yes sir!

rorke loading up yookay aesthetics on twitter first thing in the morning so he can find something to be angry at for when he logs in to /brit/

>>219959408
oh it

>Thomas Partey
imagine giving your £45 million life away because you couldn't stop yourself from raping white women in london
are london white women this hard to NOT rape?

Education rankings
>Oxbridge
>Russell's Group
>Learning a trade
>Open uni
>Being uneducated
>Going to a former polytechnic

>>219959421
Enjoy x

it's not pi day, pi day will be on the 3rd of january in 4159, a while to wait

I want to move away to London but i feel guilty for leaving mum alone in scotland should i do it or should i waste my life in a dead end job in a shithole town

>>219959442
open uni these days should be at the bottom
i used to go to open uni but these days it's 90% pip recipients complaining about not being "accommodated" enough
smart people don't do online courses it's all for mongs anyway

>>219959470
what's in london

sucking on a tall blonde ale

>>219959335
Lies and slander. Fred only begrudgingly took down the chinmeys of demolished factories.

>>219959470
dont ffs its shit here unless youre rich, and even then youre still surrounded by cunts and pakis

rorke askng rachel for 4 from the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCLsfJ7OrV0

>>219959470
imagine how expensive everything is for you. now triple it

>>219959355
Then she will abort your child and you both go to hell and have to watch your unborn baby being ripped apart and vacuumed out of her minge for eternity.

watching rorkes new video on the age of the last men

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>>219959541

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women's fucking tummies

>Israeli government still refusing to say Netanyahu is alive

>>219959575
#fuckyes

>>219959470
find the best job you can in scotland

>>219959575
her tummy is so cute, I can't tell if she's pregnant or not

Plan i devised to ask her on a date before falling asleep seems absurdly corny now upon waking. Women like corny though right?

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wish i had a nice happy gf

wish I was a nice happy gf

>>219959673
what's the plan?

>>219959575
incredible post. good midriffs can come in all shapes and sizes, which is why seeing women with boring/too fat ones is heartbreaking. its the most important body part for sure

>>219959681
hideously evil normie freaks

>>219959581
highly doubt Iran's tin can rockets got past the worlds most advanced defense system and managed to strike the head of state

what should I do for a few hours while I wait for steamingtoil

>>219959681
very performative and gay
hate them both I hope they split up

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>>219959575

>>219959703
this, theyre faking it to cover up the fact that they sacrifice babies to the epstein class to make sure all of us remain khhv

>>219959703
*holds up a magic mirror that reflects your goblin screed right back at you*

want to go for a walk.
nice day out.
bet the parks are full :)

tie me to a missile and fire it at tel aviv

Israeli on the world wide web
Call him Net and Yahoo

went for runt noodle so i can spend longer browsing /brit/

>>219959744
*shrieks and recoils from my wretched visage*

are you kidding me

We at /brit/ support Michael Barrymore

>>219959767
rorke's sleep paralysis demon

right well thats a black man humping a table until his big willy cums in my face

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>>219959791

>>219959720
have a series of eclectic wanks to old smells, fragments of memory, half recollected feelings

learning how to lucid dream so I can spend my time sleeping making dogshit zingers on /brit/ that no one replies to

right well that’s a log of shit

>>219959759
screm

>>219959296
cant run a car on crunchies mate

>>219959809
probably as gay a wank you can have without actually wanking to gay porn

Been doing lots of gay wanks recently. Might go back to straight wanks this evening

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>>219959698
Going to rizz her up in spanish and ask her how the days of the week are said then write them down on a little piece of paper then go through the days one by one to find one she isnt busy n then ask if she'd like to grab breakfast with me that morning in her neighborhood.

>Trump urges UK and other nations to send ships to help secure Strait of Hormuz after Iranian attack
Thought this pathetic fat nonce didn't want our help?

>>219959806
need mb and that mental midget to link up

>>219959890
ay carumba

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mad

looks like ill have to step in and end this war

>>219959890
mi look

>>219959938
it needs doing lad

looks like ill have to step in and end abo discrimination

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>>219959935

>>219959907
he changes his mind more times than he changes his pants

>>219959938
*Puts my hand on your forehead while I chuckle softly as you try to punch me*

>>219959203
godDAMNIT, O'Neill, you're a loose cylinder! I'm suspending you from space station engineering duty, effective immediately!

>>219959907
>Thought this pathetic fat nonce didn't want our help?
the queen when she heard about andrew's settlement

>>219959907
i don't get why they haven't invaded. bunch of cowards just want to shoot rockets at each other. by all means shoot rockets, but use that panic to invade at the same time

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not a foot fetishist but this is arousing

should have gone outside nice and sunny today

>>219960005
brat

>>219960005
just wish she didnt have the moles desu, they ruin her whole face

>>219960026
gayest shit i ever read

>>219960005
why does this exist is it ai

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>>219960005
not even hovering over the image. hideous mutt

>>219960018
it's nice again next week

>>219960018
nah i went out for a bit its too bloody hot better off in your smegroom

Dogberg keeps farting

>Ah yes, Amanda, we're going to take a cast of your arse so... perverts watching the film can't see your bumhole, yeah, that's it.

>>219960004
us collapses if it invades iran

>>219960059
i wont be here next week

anyone else's bumhole get sweaty after a wank so you have to wipe it with toilet paper

>>219960059
it can't be nice here, not since we left the EU

>>219960079
:(

>>219960089
Yeah

>>219960005
I don't think she's that attractive
Too yankified, seems quite performative and "oooh look at me im quirky and like anime n that"

since we were all on the cans last night
i can trust we won't be on them tonight?

>>219960089
only in the summer

>>219960004
>invade
invade what, exactly? suppose if it were left up to you we'd have the troops out there scouring every cave in every mountain

based iran threatening the jewkraine nazi regime with strikes

>>219960103
faaak i thought it would be a long shot honestly thought i would be the only person to do that

>>219960124
wasnt taking opinions fro the incel panel

>>219960004
they'd get rinsed, it would be vietnam-tier

>>219960005
you like gymnastics girls, same thing as cheerleaders

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>>219960128
>cans
if i can find it ill be on a bottle of picrel later this evening

>>219960146
sent that incel freak flying

>>219960178
bet that's amazing. I have a ledeig 18 coming on monday

>>219960133
tehran
and the caves

my balls are sweaty and smelly

>fro
don't really even need to respond do I

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trying to figure out whether the most attractive person in history is margo robbie or emily parr

reckon i'd need to see their vagina for final judging but think emily parr might win it

>>219960213
youre lucky. if i lived there id be drinking more, not less

>>219960221
she might be pretty but her body is shit

>>219960221
80 iq or brown to have taste like this

LADS

The bisexual gf is having dreams of me and her having a threesome with celebrity actor women

What does this mean

>>219960221
dont know emily parr but id love to kiss margot robbie right on the lips

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>>219960180

>>219960258
she's going to be angry that you're cheaitng

>>219960221
it's chase infiniti

>>219960258
You bummed your granny.

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>>219960240
>>219960248
age considered i reckon rosamund pikey mongs both

>>219960221
its still monica belluci you freak

>>219960289
she's femboy coded

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>>219960221
you only think she's a worldie because multiple films have directly told you that she is

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the most attractive woman is in this pic

How do we prevent Harry Styles from releasing any new '''music'''' without killing him?

bloke called me a chinky cunt when i was walking through town
im not even chinese

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it's simple
we kill the styleman

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>>219960328

Sister, I'm a
Sister, I'm
All over this town

brucie being a bit antagonistic today I've noticed

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>>219960297
>>219960295
jenny connely in the 90s

>>219960368
sick of you morons

simon rimmer

>>219960424
piss off somewhere else then you dirty foreign cunt

odds i order chinese, evens i cook
dubs i kill myself

just been watching a film for 20 minutes before I realised it was supposed to have subtitles. I thought it was one of those where you're not supposed to know what the foreign characters are saying sometimes

94th minute. still nil nil.

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>>219960460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShroGilT_vc

*picks up Mousey and throws him in a cage*
*shakes it ferociously*
*backs his cage door into /fr/ and opens it*
They can fuckin deal with him!!!

>>219960456
nah you have to reroll

really nice having cats around cant stop looking at them and touching their fur

>>219960480
please stop dead naming horse

off the the satanic orgy, you want owt?

>>219960441
bodied that dingo cunt, bet he'll start posting the eureka flag now

almost got a cat to come over to me so I could stroke it on the way home from the gym but the cunt decided to fuck off at the last second

hope it gets run over

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>>219960460
that happened when i watched the newest frankenstein the other week, i remember watching this and only turning on the subtiles for the last 30-40 minutes

>>219960456
>>219960491
rerolling

evil weed demon

>>219960525
did the psst psst psst to one last week and it just stared at me

lake of piss

>>219960536
mine was your reroll

raping a poo up my arse

>>219960477
I've got a weapon of ass destruction

shitting hot blood

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>>219960592

why hasn't there been a good film about rome apart from gladiator

they don't have regular chinese takeaways in city centres
all fancy shite

odds and you're my gimp slave

>>219960619
this ffs. used to have loads nearby but theyve all closed down

>>219960611
that tv series rome was alright

>>219960619
>>219960630
bring back child labour

just found out that back in the day, for a scottish woman to get married to a scottish man, she had to get sexed by an Englishman first
oh dear...

>>219960637
They cancelled it to make Game of Thrones, unironically.
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!! Vgh that line was good

my football team lost, day is ruined

>>219960630
state of it

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going to make a nice burger on the barbeque

Got the that real gritty harsh repetitive berlin techno beat slamming into my eardrums

>>219960663
mine won and we're going to get promoted

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was this any good?

>>219960651
the english are pure evil
during the revolutionary war they locked people in churches and burned them down
nasty people

>>219960681
Burger needs meat mate, or like, that fake vegan shit at least
Can't have a lettuce burger mate...

>>219960221
Samara Weaving MOGS this man jawed slag

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need ivy wolk

>>219960638
bring back chinks in general. jeets are still building takeaways, but theyre also the ones cooking the food in the fancy chinese places too. i can tolerate deanos being replaced, but i wont stand for chang and his hardworking children being kept out of the country and the kitchen

>>219960686
fuck you tractor boy

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>>219960681
>putting a salad on a burger

>>219960705
good thinking lad i'll take your words on board and add some beef to this burger business

blokes barbequeing LETTUCE
its woke gone MAD

They don't make heroin like they used to

>>219960718
>flag
checks out

Mans gone to the shop and said "yeah, I think I want so lettuce, tomatoes, onions". MENTAL.

>>219960735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5eX9q3k9A

>>219960692
kek we do be kinda zany :P :D

>>219960711
my local ones are all owned by Chinese (well) people and they're far far better than any of the 'ki Chinese though. They just get what you actually want

smoking weed

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>>219960681
corr lovely

>>219960766
omdzzz

>>219959203
but what is their tax policy?

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Passed my driving test this week and last night I had a dream I was driving a 2000's German car and admiring it from outside

Might have to scour autotrader

chinkys do good chips

>>219960779
>slippers outside
would shove her face on the grill

just grabbed a proverbial tiger by his theoretical toe

>>219960712
get it up ye

>>219960802
the best

>>219960820
that was no tiger

just raped a proverbial australian in his theoretical ass

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there's a slope on that bridge

>>219960845
>*incomprehensible seething sc*ttish sounds*

>>219960802
They're just normal frozen chips done in a proper fryer. You likely have an air fryer and they are dog shit.

gimme tha fucking shoo'ah

Mihai would've loved this thread. RIP.

I'm so fucking fat bald and ugly

see it
shag it
sorted

>>219960906
Well the first of those three is fixable at least

>>219960525
>>219960551
Maybe they can detect you're nasty little bitter incels

miss being with girls and mates
hate being an anhedonic aging loner

my local chinkyboo is also chinese run
they're a big family and the sisters that work the counter are quite attractive
sometimes nan (or even great nan given how pruney she is) sits behind the counter too in a half-dead state, looks like she could sublimate at any moment and get pulled up to china heaven

>>219960923
ktim

See it
Snort it

seasidemark's died

sea it
sail it

>>219960906
wow... for the first time in the coveted /brit/ i can truly say, that kek this ISN'T me

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>>219959541
Hell doesn't exist

I shall justify my position with a quote from an Irish comedian

>>219960926
literally don't understand how almost all of them have 4 generations working there
then again most of them are cash only so

>>219960926
shut up incel

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have incorporated some beef into my burger arrangement as per that lad's advice

>>219960801
what manouevre did you do

>>219960945
good

>>219960949
his imperial majesty sir keir starmer carefully examining the planes we'll be using to shoot down flights coming into the uk from thailand, the uae, and australia

>>219960961
Not really any need for that was there

>>219960966
Nasty little incel cooking burgers

>>219960971
forward park

>>219960966
lushington

What's luh waves

Not gonna lie my life's been shit and it's only been getting worse the older I get
Wish I could do it all over knowing what I do now

>>219960992
what is an incel burger
you niggas need to go outside man

>>219961009
lmao clueless incel

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>>219960975
Charles Rex

>>219960992
nothing incel about a burger m8 everyone eats burgers

keef stander

>>219960966
look like brains

>>219960995
me when i'm the manager of the south korean football team and I'm telling the players what positions they're in

>>219960992
evil nasty post

>>219960995
piss easy

>>219960681
What are the chives for?

>>219960966
corr thats scrantastic

>>219960992
You are an awful person

>>219961021
Nobody cares incel

>>219961029
it stands for "castrate rorke". please dont talk about british affairs when you know nothing about them

>>219961056
I care. I care, okay???

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>>219961056

>>219961046
for a bit of a sprinkle over the top once the cheese has melted

The incels are rattled lmao

Epstein is NOT MY KING

got a lump on my pubic area
think it might be cancer

>>219960779
wish she'd grill me a poo burger made from her poo

5pm footie on nice day everyone out. incels all in their incel hovels posting here all day as usual lmao

rorke gettin £1000 on the cash builder

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>>219961091
yeah sit down nigga

>>219961118
i don't watch wogball

ate 3000 calories today so tomorrow i can only eat 1000 that way i even it out and don’t fuck up the calorie deficit

>>219961121
it`s
Lovely !!

the turd i released into the toilet earlier was magnificent
from the back of the drain to the front of the bowl, unbroken and smooth

>>219961133
Spoken like a friendless incel

>>219961121
bit gay

>>219960801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHZRHEJHS2k&t=33

>>219961133
sc

there's that word again

>>219961163
shut up incel

N

need to add "being a raped pedo" to the report options even if it's only for this 1 subhuman faggot

According to southerners, if it weren't for Thatcher (may shit rain upon her as she burns in hell eternally), we'd all be speaking Argentine Spanish.
And the entire wholesale destruction of the economies and livelihoods of everyone in the North of England, East Midlands, Welsh Valleys and Central Scotland is a fair price to pay for that.

Oh are the incels all upset now? Poor little loser incels

>>219961191
>subhuman faggot
big word. dont hurt yourself, lad.

>>219961121
Gay, incest, and cops. 3 things I dislike.

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diegos evil twin

a patridge in a plum tree

>>219961220
don't hate ai?

>>219961121
reckon the mothers been doing this since before she can remember

downloading hundreds of completely public domain books for my e-book library

>>219961192
Hate that bitch

>>219961192
Incel post

>>219961192
only rightoids say this though

>>219961229
We don't mention the name Diogo
It upsets Scousers

>>219961233
Never claimed it was a list of everything I dislike.

>>219957535

>>219957535

>>219957535

>>219961237
ever going to read them?

>>219961263
fuck off

>>219961251
give us a complete list you boring shut-in bastard
you're not busy

>>219961270
>>219961270
>>219961270

i dont give a shit about northern scum

>>219961265
prefer not to say

>>219961247
Shut up incel