Leave Gingers Alone edition
I post here.
>>219961635Good man
/brit/ PUNGENT Japanese feet edition
This is like that episode of the Brady Bunch where Greg sneaks a goat into his bedroom and his parents think he's snuck a girl in.
>>219964877That's EXACTLY what I was thinking right now.
hello?
>>219964930hello
miley sex arse
It would seem this is the newWhat you lads doing? Me? Walking home with my mixed kebab and a bag of cans
2 minutes turkish
>>219964930hej or whatever they say in your fucked up meatball slurping language
>>219964963more like mikey sex arse
>>219964969contemplating putting a film on or I might just read my book for a bit
>5 inches when lean Jesus it never even fucking started hate my life
Always imagine Rorke as Horrid Henry and Leftypol as Perfect Peter
trump, last saturday: don’t need british ships. we will remember, we don’t need people that join wars after we’ve already won.trump, this saturday: hopefully united kingdom will send ships so that strait of hormuz will no longer be threatened.
let me think of an example of what a compliment is
The boys aren't alright
Feeling a bit peckish, might get a pack of cigarettes.
>>219964998You've never been lean fatso
When I was 21 I was going out every weekend, enjoying times with my mates and shagging the odd girl. Now i'm 30 and I spend every weekend drinking alone playing video games
>>219964998ktim but ive shagged youre just a small dick wanker and also a virgin which is even worse in my book (because it distinguishes you from me)
burgers?
>>219965025FONT
>>219964797Did you go to home fancy private school?>>219964858If you go to some elite private school, yes. Otherwise, no.
>>219965021Have a fridge cigarette (that's what i call a pepsi max)
>>219965025Get a load of this guy over here shagging odd girls! Hey bonehead, why not try shagging normal girls for a change?
might go to the American embassy for a big mac
think we got somewhat nonced in the changing rooms after sailing lessons
>>219965032Don't think there's anywhere on the high street that really sells games now. GAME has gone and GameStation is history. I guess there's CEX but they're used not new
>>219965054>Private schoolThat's not what they're called over there... FOY
viktor girlcockeres
>>219965109Public school is a specific category of private school/independent school. Plenty of people use private school to refer to the general category.
where's the funny posts? that's why you guys have the top tier positions. now get out their crack some fuckin heads and make some posts
the chief is on my twink ass
do you own a moka pot? if not, why not? are you lazy? tasteless? what’s wrong with you?
i dont know if i should have food...or drugs...
>>219965108GAME and all that were fucking shite anyway. Getting physical games delivered is comfier, a nice parcel arriving then getting to open it. Beats cutting about a GAME shop that smells faintly of body odour trying to find the game you want but they don't stock it.I remember pre-ordering TLOU2 and forgetting about it then when the pack landed through the letter box it was such a nice surprise, a little gift to myself.
>>219964847sex in the evil ass haunted sauna
>>219965101big mac is old and bustedbig arch is where it's at
>>219965160I do but I can't drink coffee anymore because caffeine is a demon drug
>>219965159Odd post
>>219965140OhWell, don't all upper class children go to private school? Can't have them mixing with dole-spawn
anyone have the webm of a wrestler doing backflips down an aisle and knocking out the other wrestler
i go to cex for the extremely fit trans goth girl who works there
not a fan of the big mac much prefer the quarter pounder
>>219965202s'not be quiet
>>219965160kid you not I looked at one in Sainsburys not long ago but when I opened it up and started to read the instruction sheet stored inside I just thought to myself "I can't be arsed with all this" and put it back on the shelfnothing beats the convenience of instant coffee. Well I suppose once of those expensive machines that literally grind the beans for you would be as convenient but I can't afford one of those. I do like them in Wetherspoons though
>>219965210Odd
>>219965183>>219965221mcdonalds is always disappointing no matter what i buy
>>219965191what’s wrong with caffeine? also i drink more decaf than caf throughout the day
>>219965234ok
>>219965236even a little bit makes me feel horrible, shit sleep, anxiety, and I find decaf tastes shit
>>219965026it's not about shagging, it's about shagging well. how am I meant to excite a girl with 5 inches? It's over.
>>219965234facts
>>219965173You sound like a nonce mate
>>219965231not reallywhat would be odd is if i asked her to spit on the disc before putting it in the case
>>219965234double quarter pounder, 3 chicken selects w/ garlic mayocosts about 11 quid mind you (without a drink)
any of you lads property owners
A very nicely-designed passport. Minimalist, yet elegant.
room filling up with noxious fartsstruggling to breathe
>>219961580Souls status?
>>219965205>don't all upper class children go to private school?Yeah, pretty much. That's the only place you'll get anything resembling an education before Oxbridge.
'member her?
she should piss/shit/squirt/bleed/cry into my coffee desu
>>219965273>australia passportbit mongy sounding though
>>219965283has she got her cock out yet or no
>>219965283...yh
>>219965229sloth is a cardinal sin hope they serve instant “coffee” in hell mate
>>219965283why Cami, you've enhanced yourself
>>219965306...nh
>>219965273shame about the woke nonsense on the front
>>219965243Imagine forcing a highly explosive fragmentation hand grenade inbetween her teeth and then pulling the sprint
>>219964972Slapshot that swedish twink into the net, making the siren buzz
>>219965331*their teeth
>her
farting spaghettis of poo out my tiny obese willy
>>219965331pulling the what sorry mate
right well the first scene in this film is the obese main character masturbating
Had an amazing Maccies delivery yesterday and don't know how but the little Indian fella managed to get it to me still piping hot with the chips and chicken nuggets still fresh and crispy and the burger still moist and juicy. Was 10/10 desu, nothing hits the spot like a maccies
>>219965331just not on that is it
>>219965054No, I am greek
just got a dm from crodiehe say bellingham stretching her out
>>219965375buy an ad
>her cock
>>219965366Sorry, some Swenglish on my part. I meant the pin of course.>>219965350Can't be arsed mate there's a raspberry cave down under, so it's a she
>>219965373to gay porn, no less
5 inches is the new 7 inches
katy tek it gudkaty tek it real gudmmmhmmm she tek it real gudreal real gud
>EU burgandy I regret to inform you that the US has gone woke.
>>219965373humiliation ritual, as if the guy wasn't ruined enough
>>219965435why do you need 3 passports
>>219965377Listen, mate. I'm a savage, a tough guy, they can't step to this and they hate me 'cause they ain't me.
Searching for posts that contain ‘buy an ad’ and in ‘gb’. 212 results found.https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/buy%20an%20ad/country/gb/OCD ruins lives
leftypol supporting iran because he hates americarorke supporting iran because he hates the jews
>>219965404right well you can take your transphobia and fuck off
>>219965454he steals them
Little sunset photo on my incel walk tonight
need a tranny cock in my arse NOW
>>219965435mine on the right
>>219965477very nice ladwhat area?
>>219965472Make me, fairy. Go on then! Didn't think so, heh.
https://goblin.tools/Formalizer
>>219965470rorke hates america tooand leftypol hates israel and capitalist billionaires which means
got the Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel on
not happy with the amazon man at allme parcel’s been delayed for the second day in a row
Could you please provide a more engaging or interesting blog?
give a society rule of law and private property and they will become wealthy
>>219965477cor
I WISH I WERE IN THE LAND OF COTTON,OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN; LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY!DIXIE LAND!
>>219965510
it snapyh it snapyh it snap gudyh it snap real gud
Pouring meself a glass of ice cold Trocadero and watching the footy, me. Fitting to sip on that for the time being. Delectable, that.
>>219965557scr
>>219965510VIRUS TO NOT CLICK
watching chungking express (1994)
>>219965549Our current circumstances clearly debunk this
>>219965435Probably won't need passports soon. Last time I went to the US they took my picture and all my information came up. The machines are rising.
>>219965599creasing
>>219965595we dont have either though
pissing piss out me pissing cock
>>219965480don't use slurs thenchaser freak
>>219965592is this one of those films that's "good" because it's in a foreign language or is it actually good
I'm a Geat, a descendant of Beowulf, Nordic as fuck. Thoughts on that?
>>219965592didn’t particularly enjoy it but i can see why filmfags appreciate it
>>219965477Gosport?
>>219965610wish I had two cocks would be so cool
>>219965622>>219965545
Give me your best Paul Joseph Watson impression
>>219965622geat fucked
>I'm a Cunt, a descendant of Cunter, Cunty as fuck. Thoughts on that?
>>219965622I wish we had forests like nordics is all fucking farms and pastures
>>219965622I don't care what your ancestors were. What have YOU done?"Muh heritage" is the last dying cope of a man who has in life achieved nothing of note.
Isn't it a lovely day, my patio's on fireIsn't it a lovely day, no words or wisdoms from liarsAnd if you really want to kiss herJust go right up and tell herOh, isn't it a lovely day for love?
>>219965592both chungking express and fallen angels are carried by takeshi kaneshiros half of the story. faye wong and michele reis are pure sex, but that isnt enough to make up for the fact that their arcs are just kind of boring
mad that fruit existslike yeah lets just have this stuff that's utterly peng AND it's good for you AND it just grows on a fucking tree on the side of the road
It is quite upsetting to observe Bradley Walsh shouting and shouting aggressively in someone's face.
any 3 inchers in?
>>219965647al brek ye dewn ye clewn ye
The Kurds are the modern day Viet Cong
fallen angels is my favourite film
>>219965677hint: its so animals eat it and poo out the seeds
>>219965655Haha yeah>>219965660It's pretty comfy>>219965661I'm doing quite well, thanks. Yourself?
>>219965677most fruit has been heavily adapted by humans to be very peng.
dal fi llaw, mae'n bwrw glaworm'r gaef mor hirmy cymryd gormod o'r tir
>>219965694is it actually good or are you pretending it is because it's in a foreign language and no one's heard of it
>>219965677was just thinking this just had a couple plums, nature's candy. feel like people just don't wait for it to fully ripen and that's why they don't eat more fruit.
>>219965684*wags tongue like an excited dog* I sure hope so!
I'm descended from the great cossacks or something
https://youtu.be/mk8lTUNXjfAI cried watching this
>>219965622thoughts on the film?
>>219965695i am that animal
watched Close-Up (1990) weird film. wouldn't say it was some amazing film but it was definitely interesting and I was thinking about it for a while after watching it
>>219965705sorry mate this is england, speak english
>>219965711its goodand michelle reis is cute in it, reminds me of my ex
Had my DNA test done but would be easily doxable if I shared it
>>219965725is your head completely hairless like Yul Brynner's?
am fae glesga
>>219965756actually this is wales and she's speaking welsh
The last thing leftypol sees before getting his neovagina kicked in
>>219965782Please just go and die for Israel already Rorke
If we're talking movies I really must recommend Possession with Sam Neill and Isabella Adjani. Watched it for the first time shortly after a rough break-up and it was very emotionally poignant for me. The setting of the movie is also super interesting to me, the Berlin wall works both as allegory for the story and as a haunting backdrop.
>>219965782>neovagina kicked inthat wont do it any good thats for sure
theres a yank on /trv/ who claims to have flirted with faye wong in a bar and I don't believe him for a moment
rorke confusing arabic for welsh
Bit strange how Wales exists. Just a random country to the west of England with an entirely different language and everybody living there is brown.
>>219965796>If we're talking movies I really must recommend Possession with Sam Neill and Isabella Adjanithat's a video nasty classic, but more appropriate still for this thread is Straw Dogs with Dustin Hoffman
I am of pure Navajo blood.
>>219965756Fuck offffff
>>219965796thank you chatgpt
george eliot is a womanmad that
don't know why i buy white shirtsi will always find a way to get some kind of sauce on them
>>219965802i once met this guy who heard someone say “welsh is the aboriginal language of britain” and he thought that meant welsh was related to arabic
Got toil tomorrow and my mental health is absolutely horrendous
>>219965836
Welsh has the same word order as Arabic to be fair
>>219965839Why would that make it related to Arabic idgi
>>219965746I actually rewatched it earlier this week after reading the saga. Quite enjoyed it, but the action is a bit much to me at times. Interesting how they switch up the narrative to add a faustian element, making it a bit meta at the end as well. Gave it a 6/10. Nice tits in the film
>>219965835I slather myself in black sauce and get white t shirts stuck on myself, you just can't win
>>219965850Join a union, organise, and prepare for the coming communist revolution sister
>>219965858What does that mean
>>219965411>>219965373I'm glad he rebuilt his career but the cost was too much imoHe was so handsome in The Mummy and Scrubs
1 hour and 22 minutes - Erusea disables the entire Osean military.
>>219965850I also toil in low level retail runt work, we are kindred incel spirits
>>219965860he was a proper retard. he thought they said arabic when they said aboriginal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_42B-uxscmakes you think
>>219965855based retarded martian
>>219965818I take that as a compliment, I do have a paper written in English on literature
>>219965899stop giving him attention
Can you imagine having your chud phase so utterly immortalized on the internet like this? I think I would crawl under a hole.
>>219965933His own fault
>>219965923SHE is an institution!
>>219965933Reminds me of the Charlie Kirk shooter, whatever happened there.
>>219965933>22 nov 2015it's been 10 yearslad is 28 nowreckon he ever got a gf?
Need a cute tranny's penis in my mouth right NOW!
>>219965962beardmogs me
>>219965923don't tell me what to do, incel
>>219965962:3
>>219965976nah you don't
I was permabanned for making a joke about Charlie Kirk once and it took 3 appeal attempts to get my freedom.I reckon you can learn a lot about the janitors from that.
>>219965963*belongs in an institution
>>219966006blog on
I'd sniff up all of Emma Watson's farts.
>>219966006didn't realise people actually appealed bans
>>219961580im back
>>219966001Why not?
>>219965933>implying it's his choice
>>219965975wow he really was a trailblazer
>>219966019I will do Mr Janitor. I will indeed.
>>219966006I got banned for impersonating staff but I appealed and said I was really really sorry and it was a joke and they unbanned me. Love those guys x
*slices and dices your white arse into sushi*
>>219965933Mad how this was before incel became an ubiquitous word
>>219966019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQmok3BcHs
>>219966033based yank. gonna crack it tonight?
Yanks out
the so called lads...
got some flowers for mumstein
>>219965933Fucking brutal. They didn't have to include this bit, but they did.
>>219966071a ubiquitous*
>>219966031some retard janny banned me for CP even though all i linked was a video of two dogs barking with indians dubbed over ithad to get on IRC and have a mod fix it
Americans really cut up their food with a knife and fork, put down the knife then eat the food with the fork in their dominant hand lmao
>>219966128treating mummy to a roast
>>219966128same and some other gifts too
Here are all the “winners” at the 2026 Razzie Awards: Worst PictureWar of the WorldsWorst Actor Ice Cube, War of the WorldsWorst Actress Rebel Wilson, Bride HardWorst Supporting Actress Scarlet Rose Stallone, GunslingersWorst Supporting Actor All Seven Artificial Dwarfs, Snow WhiteRazzie Redeemer AwardKate Hudson for “Song Sung Blue”Worst Screen Combo All Seven Artificial Dwarfs, Snow WhiteWorst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel War of the WorldsWorst Director Rich Lee, War of the WorldsWorst Screenplay War of the Worlds, Kenny Golde & Marc Hyman
my name is chud
my mumberg sees through jewish 'holidays' like mother's day and doesn't expect anything from mestill might give her a ring though
>>219966139all that work just to eat tater tots and macaroni from a packet
>>219966139they sleep fully clothed with shoes on too
>>219966130I'm an old-fashioned sort
At ALDI there's a button on each of the tills with an image of a house on it. If you press and hold it, it will announce the following >Dear customers, please make your way to the tills and the store will be closing shortly What do you suppose the implications of pressing this halfway through the day would be?
>>219966176what are you looking to marry her?can i suggest a card and flowers
>>219966172>Marc Hymansounds like a pussy
>>219966189I kneel
what % of white British women do you reckon have had interracial sex?
>>219966090yeah
>>219966190ever posted anything interesting?
>>219966213nice one. i'm sipping a north star benrinnes 15. how much did you get that balvenie for?
I’ve got flowers for my mum for her GRAVE because she’s DEAD and my life is SHIT
>>219966176tried to explain this to mummy but she wasn't having it. having a day where we take mum out for brunch and get her a card and some flowers is a good thing though even if it is artificial
any plans for paddys day?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773474589625876.webm
just read a news article online
>>219966211
>>219966172>Scarlet Rose Stalloneshe could be my ADRIAAAANE! ADRIAAAAAAANE! UUURRRGGHHHH!
>>219966243have a crywank on her grave
>>219966190don't worry queen just keep on grinding away, soon you will have your biology degree and you can leave retail behind
>>219966243sorry mate
>>219966243bloooog oonnnn you boooooring baaaastard
>>219966243*hugs*
>>219966243ever see her ghost floating about?
>>219966243My dad's dead and I don't bring it up every mother's day let others enjoy it>>219966270True
Would it be weird if I started dressing like someone out of the Matrix movies? No particular character just that general vibe x
>>219966243actually roaring at this
>>219966285>My dad's deadLOL
big fan of this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0
>>219966285reckon your dad's met my cat in heaven or do you think they keep themselves to themselves?
>a tranny, right, studying biology *giggles* right adam’s creative and comedic genius at work
>>219966285
right dogberg just pissed all over my pokemon cards, that's £5000 down the drain
>>219966296not if the year was 1999
>>219966313they don't say saar a single time awardalso, they sound not unlike Jamaicans
watching Narcos (2015)
>>219966336lol old pissy cards over here
>>219966242it was like 75. i saw the teal bottle ive circled there too which someone here had recommended to me before
You're telling me the fellow on the right is a British guy? That is the most American-looking Brit I have ever seen in my life.
>>219966336my cat once threw up in my bed and i was drunk so just slept in it
>Reform UK government would replace top civil servants with policy ‘believers’
>>219966361never seen a more widnes-pilled person in my lifemaybe all yanks jast look like poverty stricken lancastrians?
>>219966380good. the civil service has demonstrated numerous times it hates this country. it needs a big shake up
>>219961580I remember his trans era
>>219966398Oh brother
>>219966401pics?
just got back from having interracial sex
>>219966353quite mental how he buck broke an entire country. probably the best example of an ‘alpha male’ in recent history
>>219966336better than them being spunked on
Got confused about the whether the past tense of throw is thrown, threw or throwed. Turns out thrown is the past participle and threw is the past tense and throwed is the 3rd person singular past tense
>>219966424hi heathernonce's mum
Is the winter olympics still going on or has that finished now
>>219966443not winter anymore is it mong
Rorke thinks Sharon at Data Entry in the DVLA is causing Britain's demise
>>219966430Not a good look for you
>>219966443think the crippled version is still going
>David, 20, is based in Cardiff and runs a YouTube page called Alternative Facts.from 2017
>>219966430yeah and your balls are in the present
>>219966459The seasons end on the 21st of their respective months and that's final
thinking strongly that the greens should tell anyone who has ever identified as a "lib dem" to fuck right off the tory cunts
>>219966470I was wrong turns out throwed is non-standard
the obese man was wanking and now he is eating food very loudly
>>219966353Mad how there's no actual motion footage or audio of him
>>219966428i remember this lol
>>219966509/brit/ is a Lib Dem general. We stand firm behind Zack Polanski and other Jewish men and women
>>219966525Using /Brit/ as your diary again?
>>219966532>He hasn't seen the sex tape
Might get into tai chi or just keep wanking dunno
>>219966532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sng7Nxrtqc
>>219965933>>219966482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5xyqA5-XYhe went trans
listening to the musical stylings of one Matt Berry
>>219966560Rich
Used to listen to Fightstar
the liberal democrats are the most pointless party ever
>>219966571LOL
wanking my green willy
>>219966595That would be reform
>>219966579They're a great band. Love them.
>>219966359good price lad. that's $105-$132 hereI tried the classic laddie but I didn't really like it. It's bourbon only no peat, mostly cereal flavours. I bought a longrow (far left white bottle) the other day, I really like it, has a vanilla custard smell and taste.
>>219966602SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
new>>219966665
there appears to be an orc futa in thread wanking her giant yummy green willy
>>219966623no they serve a purpose. to give rorke another fell for it again award
>>219966647goofy ass nigga
>>219966673Fair
>Buffy sequel cancelled>Firefly is getting a sequelmad
any steamships man in
>>219966750>>219966750>>219966750
>>219966715>animatedgrim
>>219966684loving it. have been screaming at this all day
>>219966768>>219966768>>219966768
>>219966715hasnt josh whedon been cancelled like multiple times?
don't use gingerpedo threads
>>219966673So they're pointless because Rorke is supporting Restore now.
