I wasn't bluffing I lied editionPrev >>219963388
Fuck dragon pokemon and FUCK cynthia
>>219970166NOOOO DON'T EAT MY FACE, I HATE TOM HARDY TOO MUCH FOR THAT TO HAPPEN AAAAAH!
Moved the computer back into my dungeon
Is this real?
>>219970166proper filum thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woO1Cs6c-oo
This well-dressed Frenchman is very based. He always looks very sharp and he always seemy happy too. https://youtu.be/JfVxIWrJaFM
THIS OL' WORLD'LL NEVER CHANGETHE WAY IT'S BEE-EE-EENAND ALL OUR WAYS OF WARSWON'T CHANGE IT BACK AGAIN
>>219970225no. it isn'treal.
>>219970234Wes Anderson'd better take notice>>219970245*ways of war
>>219970230Not a fan of black jokes coming from asian folk
>>219970268Same. Fuckers think they're better than them
>new at 310I have been betrayed
Southeast Asians are like the black people of Asians. They have darker skin and they are much louder.Northern Asians (Japs, Koreans, Chinamen) are like the white people of Asians. Lighter skin, more quiet, more autistic.
White people are nothing like east asians
>>219970356I live in New Hampshire and I have never seen so many jeets, Mexicans and Brazilians in my life they're fucking everywhere
southeast asians are the chechens of asia
>>219970356I used to make fun of Canada but I never thought I would witness the jeetification of my country fucking FUCK!!!
>>219970384Have you seen Tarl Warwick? I hear he's a wanted fugitive!
I wonder if it's somewhat worse to be a failed normie because you get some of the perks of independent living but you will still never truly integrate into society and have friends or a family....nah. but I am getting tired of feeling like an alien
First rule of gun safety: Have fun :)
Watching porn
>>219970419Second rule: commies aren't people it's okay to shoot them
>>219970225rape proof
>>219970411
>>219970461Third rule: shoot first ask questions later
>>219970419Third rule: Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Then it wasn't us.
>>219970404At least the ocean borders force them to pursue higher education or qualifications
beer below 5% tastes better
>>219970584thoughts on non-alcoholic malt beverages?
how we feeling boys and girls?
>>219970628Were you that guy who bet on the hurricanes against the flames?
>>219970628do you think the hurricanes are gonna take the cup?
Getting hot chip and a beer later on
sepuku time
>>219970660goodbye forever
>>219970655acid reflux ahhh nigga
>>219970655i've never liked taking beer with my meals or wine for that matter despite definitely being an alcoholic who gets reckd at least once a week
>>219970628based. not points for tampa tonight.
>>219970660don't leave now, my dude i got a lot of good posts in store
>>219970628not rapedhow about you?
>>219970647and the blues :<. i was really worried about tampa bay but n.c. are making it look easy. >>219970654i hope so.. cant give you an honest opinion because i havent been watching the entire season this year
you're not really canadian if you don't like hockey
>>219970696
>>219970707i fuck
>>219970720I may be Slovenian, but hockey and ski jumping are the sports that we cherish the most
it's KITURDAY
the saw-whet owl is back :)
>>219970726what? fleshlights or guys?
>>219970742having sex. how bout you?
>>219970742he wants to fuck children because he was mouth fucked by his step brother when he was a kid
>>219970732kopitar is based. the rodman brothers were pretty good, too. one of them played in the junior league i follow.
>>219970726>>219970750arent you old as fuckdoes your dick even work anymore?
Count Dooku's lightsaber form was Form II: Makashi. An elegant, precise, and quite aggressive style of combat that was very graceful and effective in duels.Obi-Wan used Form III: Soresu, the most defensive form. It allowed the opponent to press the attack until they wear themselves out or a vulnerability is exposed. Soresu masters have excellemt defense.Anakin used Form V: Djem So (the more advanced variant of Shien). A highly aggressive style that used powerful strikes to batter on the opponent's defenses relentlessly.
>>219970797reply to me catyank
>>219970793by 4chan standards yeahyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKWaG0Wp-Ps
>>219970623momberg calls those “fake beers”they’re good enough, I like ‘em, we get the PC brand one that comes in cans
>>219970797are you a fan of star trek?
>>219970818why is he singing just like Roger Daltreynvm, his voice is solid enough
>>219970812how tall are you?
any bets on how long until normies adopt “the raped” as their own slang
>>2199708525'6
>>219970861LOL
cuddling plushies
>>219970885Post em
How's the war going
>>219970885post pic
>>219970840Pete was a fool for not recording the album with The Who.
>>219970885Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
>>219970910>I guess Allahu just didn't Ackbar so good, boys *lights cigar with a $50 bill*
>>219970922you need to post the crying seal
>>219970810hello>>219970837yeah
Thinking about how good Dr Pepper tastes
im not a nerdunlike you guys
you have to be a nerd + virgin to be cool nowadayssex havers need not apply
>>219970990Do they sell Dr. Pepper in Sweden?
did you warble, my little wren?
>>219970992in the far distant future of the 41st century...there is only war!
>>219970992no hockey players allowed
>>219971077im excited for spring and for all my little bird friends to come back
Penjamin status?
>>219971099no soy fan de zoomettes CARNAL
>>219971116I have a lot of money
>>219971098will you get a birdbath for them and some feeders?
>>219971057Yeah it's smuggled here by balkanoids and you have to buy it under a bridge while dodging police helicopters, but it's all worth it
THE ANGRY BOY A BIT TOO INSANEicing over a secret painYou know you dooooon't beloooooooong
>>219971128does that mean you pick up obnoxious zoomettes who talk like porn stars?
bitch imma bus yo shit straight the fuck up. white squidward suit n tie wearin ass fuck outta here boy
>>219971099Betty La Fea > Ugly Betty
>>219970797prequels are fucking dog shit
>>219971161No.
>>219971202all that fake shit he spams is from something even gayer than the prequels: star wars BOOKS
How much debt does one need to have for a ((collector)) to shoot for garnishment?I don't have any debt, but I'm curious. It seems a lot of people are falling into it recently
>>219971113Not yet, sweaty
>>219971202wrong
>>219971202STOP RAPING, SIR! was a pretty good line, though
>>219971241
Hello friends
>>219971307yo what's good, homie?
the tusken raiders deserved it. sand fucking shits
Ate too much pizza :\
>>219971376Papa John looks down on your from Heaven with indignation
To rape, sir!
>>219971376is your belly full? let me get you a warm cloth for your forehead and i'll kiss that tummy better baby :) i'll get you a bowl of peppermint ice cream when that belly is better sweetie
Wanna buy a WD21 Pathfinder bruh
corrwell well wellanudda good breadingtonshireberg-on-deevery well then
>>219971395joo RAPED erjoo MORDORD erjoo KEELD ER CHEELDREN!SAY IT!
>>219970733my bro has severe glaucoma
atill remember that day saw my boy john wayne packin' a magnum in the local steak house in middul of nowhere likewhyyanks are such freaks
Literally, unironically redditch
aye, I ROYPED erI MUDHAHD erand I KILLED HUH FACKING CHILDREN!
Oh no!
bf's sister really enjoyed heated rivals and now she has apparently gone full on fujo and started reading bl manga
Went to the shops.Bought a maple drenched potato donut.Ate it.
>>219971466corrr i'm 'eadin to toby's carvery tomorrow for roast beef n yorkie puddings I am. sunday dinner
>>219971533you’re welcome
>>219971540>mapleLMAO they really do be like that
>>219971540does it feel good in your belly baby? want me to get you a cold glass of milk or a cup of coffee to wash it down? that coffee will do you right baby
>>219971564We do be.>>219971566Fag.
>>219971577maple syrup is obligatory whenever I make tahini sauce for falafel, that shit is bitter af otherwise
>>219971540hell yeah
remember when i was youngeri used to just make a glass of milkans put lots of maple syrup inna it den drink itwas propa lush datfucking cash-moneyin the words of guy fieri
Hey I'm a canadian eh, right on I'm so stoked to go out for a rip with a two four you know I fuckin' tilt 'em back and then I go to timmies and I say "eh, give'r a double double eh bud" and I'm like fuckin' right on, I'm so stoked
wen i was younger all i wanted to do was go on a fear and loathing hunter s thompson benicio del toro style roadtrip wiv guy fieri just eating loadsa shidd, getting drunk, loads of acidwould be mentalalasthe world haa literally changedfings arent same as they used to.in the current zeitgeatshidds dun fucked
HEEEEYYYY EBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO, EBO EBONETTES
>>219971631>>219971650You buried my funny canadian post inbetween a sea of shit, stupid fucking brit
>>219971636so true
I'm swedish jah, I get in my Volvo and drive to Ikea vhile my vife entertain our somali guests, jah.
>>219971661Leave him alone, I like reading his posts
>>219971376serves you right for putting pineapple on it
Money
Weinstein, Epstein, and Saville team up when?
>>219971693Hollywood went to shit after they locked up Harvey. #FREEHARVEY
>Oh, he's a little guy, kind of funny-looking. >In what way? >Just in a general kind of way.
North or South Carolina?
>>219971693Don't lump Weinstein in with them. He didn't do anything wrong.
Your name isn't Virgil Caine and you've never even been to Danville. Cope
>>219971577I offer you my cow's milk and a cup of coffee and this is how you treat me??
>>219971723Wrong
>>219971732I'll tear up your tracks boy. Drive your Dixie down all night long.
>>219971728Yes.
Yessirrrr-eeeee
Nothing like a refreshing ice cold bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla on a warm summer days
>>219971801I actually watched the documentarythe song and the shot of Keith nodding off with his Swedish model gf in a high school locker room were worth it
>>219971812does it taste like root beer?
Modern music made with Slavic " white voice " singing is beyond kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6LIJiRcVWQ&list=RDo6LIJiRcVWQ
>>219971812TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
been lissenin to between buttons recent. stonespropa fuggin good album. only very last bit of the album i dont relly dig so muchalsoaftermath?kek stupid girl under my thumbalso yesterdays papers on between buttonsso misogynistclearly jagger had gone thru bad break up and was VERY bitterhave also had pleasure of knowing several norwegians and swedish irlvery interestin diffrences between deez phenotypesswedish people very extrovertedlike jokesfunpartyingdrunkluxurynorwegiansalways came across incredibly introverted, intellectualand also extremely proud and arrogant of their countrynorwegians love reeling off facts about how norway superior to britain
>>219971812corr live a good root beer
>>219971828I had to google that. Not known among Slovenes at large but known among the nation from a song of the minority population in Italyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bWLC8MjJIQ
>>219971826Yes it's a bit different from the regular jones root beer but yeah it's root beer.>>219971829HARDLY SPOKE TO FOLKS AROUND HIM DIDN'T HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY
>>219971828yes i do like some brvtalismus3000
I meant not practiced, really
>>219971858can i have a sip of yours so i know if you're lying?
only root beer you'll see me drinkin its banq's
>>219971887Love me a good bangs
if i were Josh Sawyer, I'd make root beer harder to acquire
>>219971869Drank it already, sorry partner
Diet Coca-Cola keeps me in shape
>>219971908What's your beef Josh Sawyer?
>>219971916it tastes like Holy Crap Lois, it's Canadian Scream Queen Katharine Isabelle!
>>219971916shape of a circle
i have to drink caffeine-free diet coca-cola because my nervous system is sensitive
>>219971925Josh Sawyer made a FO:NV mod that made the game harder and introduced survival mechanics post-facto
>>219971955that's it?
>>219971812almost make you wish for a nuclear winter
>>219971965he also likes learning German and patching up his racing bike, he's clearly a joyless autist who aspires to some sort of weeb samurai ideal
>>219971965also, you're Indian>and?>that's it?typical edgy Indian retorts
Man I made these puff pastry cheese things and I thought it was 220 calories for 2 not 220 calories each. I had 4. It's over. My deficit for the day is cooked.
What's the move for tonight
>>219972035I'm going to bed early to wake up for the start of fish tank season 5
me n da boyz
>>219971965>that’s ithe was one of the main devs iircanyway it’s a good mod if you like the game and modding
>>219972009no point fixating on wun meal esp.as calorie content in food is naturally garn have a variance which mean you cant propa anticipate.how.many calories you had in wun day. can only have an.approximate over long term under assumption that calorie content.in food asymptotically tends to the number writren on the packaging
>>219972035Hero Quest, of course!
Seeing pretty women in public is a humiliation ritual
>>219972009All those extra calories are gonna go straight to your butt cheeks
would inseminate but not impregnate aurora aksness
Sitting outside right now
The one who was raped
>>219972131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpSR0oI5zy8
A lot of 18-20 year old Canadian boys have butts that look feminine and if you put them in panties they would look like girls. What is the political implication of that fact?
Should I get some edibles or should I be a good boy and not get high
>>219972163You are a sexual predator and I am extremely uncomfortable to see you posting here
>>219972075I am going to make up for it by eating nothing but lentil soup and protein powder today>>219972092DONT JOKE ABOUT HAT
why don’t humans just live on starships and safe planets in wh40k?
>>219972199Why don't people in Afghanistan or Haiti just live in Switzerland?
>>219972199OH, IT'S THAT FAT MAN, THE BARON!
When I was a kid my ass was so fat that others thought I was wearing a diaper
>>219972199They do and don't. There are people that live aboard ships from birth to death. And in 40k you see planets like Hive Worlds or Death Worlds focused on because they make for interesting stories. But there are Garden Worlds as well, which as essentially paradise worlds.https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Pleasure_World
THIS IS GENOCIDE! THE SYSTEMATIC EXTERMINATION OF ALL LIFE ON ARRAKIS!
>>219972185nah dont do datcompensating like that will just make you binge more when an occasional slip up doesnt realistically affect you muchyou should aim to eat consistently rather than autistically calorie counting
>>219972256Nigga im going back to university in October I need to be fit as a fiddle and I still need to lose like 30 lbs. This is life and death.
Listening to shoegaze right now
i fucked up both quotes but Lynch's Dune is such a good movie, all the added dialogue is pure gold, the sets are brilliant, Sting plays a leering psychopath, and Kyle McLachlan hugs Captain Picard, it's so much better than DUNC
i really really like this image
>>219972199I don't think there are any safe planets there are planets that never had any wars though
>>219972286needs a rework to be less like donkey kong and more like a fucking sheriff, aka half of silver's abilities
>>219972174So Canadian twink boys are just allowed to walk around with fat asses that jiggle when they walk and look like prime woman ass and I'm supposed to keep my hands in my pockets and walk around like a cuck? Not a chance. If Canadian twinks have girly asses they deserve to be groped by American men.
I drink your milkshake, I drink it up!
>>219972294Can you shut the fuck up
might get new shoesonly wear new balance
>>219972269kek nibba sweatin over extra 400 cals over like 7 months
im fat as fuck loooooooooooool
>>219972079Reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSmJre3LrmA
>>219972307How fat are we talking
>>219972297I can't remember a single line from Boogie Nights or Magnolia and I really love those movies
>>219972297wun of my fave films
>>219972311i had the board game as a small kid, it was in Italian so my dad had to translate everything but I only found out about the video game as an adult
>>219972293shes just an ACME looney toons character. plus her kit is really fun to use so it'd be a waste to make her more like a generic gunslinger
>>219972319only remember william h macy's "my wife has an ass in her cock" line
>>219972319I can't remember a single line from most movies that I like
>>219972318no that fat but i just ate a full meal + desert even though its 3 in the morning. im a fucking retard..
>>219972346the wife is an actual porn star, Nina something, she's Jewish and still going at it in her 60's
>>219972358meant for>>219972345
There's always that one American that gets flustered when Canadian butts are mentioned. "Y-you make me uncomfortable" "Shut the f-fuck up ._."
>>219972335Never played either. Just stumbled upon that one. Parents are normies, so we never played anything remotely complicated or niche.
>>219972358She eats pussy like a queeeen
>>219972297weak sauce
>>219972369You wake up in La Derniere, Quebec
>it's 3 in the morning>do nothing>it's quarter to 4it just keeps happening. ten thousand days wasted.
>>219972398>ten thousand days wasted.I think that means you're an expert at wasting days
I like women They are nice
>>219972402ten thousand done, twenty thousand more to go lol i hope i won't regret this
>>219972405physically you mean?
>>219972412why are you belgian
>>219972355>>219972398looking back on this i'm no better than a nigger
Isn't it crazy that AIPAC and the Adelson family can give hundreds of millions of dollars to American politicians campaign to direct foreign policy in favour of Israel? If it were any other country it would be a huge scandal.
>>219972431wasn't up to me
>>219972443At least young people are pretty openly seeing that Jews control the USA now. Which in turn means it's only a matter of time before Jews are ousted and lose their influence/control. They really really fucked up in the last 5ish years overplaying their hand. Assuming their position was impregnable.
>>219972442What kind of Belgian are you?
Momberg hit me with the "why don't you have some children yet" today wonder if she knows I haven't spoken to a woman since 2019
>>219972461what's it to you?
>>219972443Damn that's craaaaaazy
Imagine having a bisexual dad... How fucking gay would that be lol.....
>>219972475imagine having two gay dads
>>219972461I bet he's the weird German variety
>>219972443>If it were any other country it would be a huge scandal.I dunno about that, they're all following a money trail in some way
>>219972443Not my problem
this is what belgian people eat. delicious spiced stew and fries cooked twice in beef fat. served with delicious beer
>>219972468OK, what kind of Belgian are you? Snail Belgian? Herring Belgian?
Business idea: CANPAC
Didn't let the olive oil heat up enough before I put the chicken in i'm such a pathetic fuckup
>>219972489forgot pic silly me hehe~ ^~^
corr good pooberg dat was
>>219972501Don't worry, there are people whos lives lead up to Olympic championships and then choke embarrassingly
>>219972501Crank the heat for a minute and then drop it
>yank portends to show everywun image of said pooberg
>>219972481am not. i've never even met one in my life. it's statistically impossible that one would be posting in this thread.>>219972489we really do eat fries cooked in beef fat lol it's crazy you yanks eat fries cooked in seed oils. goy much?>>219972495again, what's it to you?
Shakshouka Belgian?
>>219970230CCP is pretty funny. Still would love to blow them off the planet
>>219972501alright ja/ck/
>>219972516umm youll ruin the oil if its first pressing
>>219972520you're one of those nu-belgians aren't you, mutthammad
>>219972520>it's crazy you yanks eat fries cooked in seed oils. goy much?We used to cook them in beef fat as well. I'm surprised you didn't know that
>>219972520Fries taste best when cooked in peanut oil
I really need to buy tallow to try and see how it differs for frying potatoes and eggs. I've always just used olive oil.
>>219972547just make your own
>>219972557My tallow tree hasn't sprouted yet silly billy
>>219972547Potatoes tend to be better flavored but less crispy with tallow imo. I favor it
What about goose lard
>>219972557>t. Rough Trade Records
If it wasn’t for date rape I'd never get laid
>>219972223>I only got to the end of Dune I so take this with a grain of salttbf the worms never made sense to meyou simply cannot tunnel through land fast enough to be a threat
>>219972522>>219972534no, i'm not brusselian either>>219972541actually i did know that>>219972546>trumpwrong.gif
>>219972619really? I know nothing about physics. What would be the top speed of a sandworm traveling thru sand?
Is it cringe to name your daughter "Siobhan" if you aren't Irish?
>>219972568Try it
>>219972632about 3.50
>>219972642only if you don't know that Luke Kelly doesn't actually say 'well in the merry month of May' at the beginning of The Rocky Road To Dublin
>>219972648well then why did you even make your post, you useless eater? your family will provide for my soap!
I'm over these hoes
I went to bed to have a short afternoon nap but I ended up sleeping for 5 hours. My sleep schedule is fucked now lol.
this is still me but now it’s almost bed time
When I feel sad I remind myself that parrots exist. They're such funny critters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITRG-aK9dWM
>>219972725
>>219972739If I had a pink parrot I'd name it Sakura because I'm an otaku.
>>219972739Very pretty bird. If I wont the lottery id buy a couple dogs and a couple birds
>>219960553 needs to sit on my face
Got my room back actually not as exciting as I thought kind of feel sad and not in the mood to play games on the computer
>Tennessee Whiskey - Chris Stapletonsecond place i hear this song playing in less than a a month
Having one more Sunset Sarsaparilla, to help me sleep
>>219972777I see my posts!
>>219972777the truth is the thread was rigged from the start
>>219972777Based. I miss playing new vegas daily back in 2011ish
We are not alone on earth
hello
>>219972809Hi
I am bored out of my mind
>>219972777lucky trips
>>219972807Alien gf when?
I literally can't even
>>219972855Are you cooking something tonight
>>219972842have some inspiration
>Life is in LA>Well what can I say?
I should've said 'take some inspiration'ppl who say English is simplistic haven't really looked into it
>>219972869She was only 17 if you know what I mean
I'm literally John Hancock, first signee of the declaration
listening to avril lavigne and paramore
>>219972869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXf_rWwdeVAwe could live for a little whileif you could just learn to smile
>>219972927How about John Handcock and he’s gooning during the constitutional convention
>>219972934good luck with your transition hon.
>>219972940Ben franklin would've taken a shine to you bud
>>219972927here's your John Hancock, John Doe *shakes your hand*
>>219972934Yiiiiikes
get it, cause John Hancock is an American byword for a signature
>>219972948Hell yeah
paramore is a /cum/ approved band and riot is a great album you're lame if you don't like them
>>219972949Lol
>>219972934I wrote 2 of Avril Lavignes songs.
>canadian jason listens to girl musicpredictable
>>219972981sk8er boi right
>>219972990>>219972990>>219972990>>219972990made another cum thread award
>>219973003>>219973003New
it's actually 'named after her mother', I inserted my NEETness into John Prine's lyrics, I'm sorry
not too impressed with these options desu
